Thread 715213617

I can’t take it anymore. I wish she was real. No…she needs to be real. She has to be. I wouldn’t know what to do anymore if she wasn’t.

Agnes Tachyon has taken over my mindscape entirely. When I close my eyes: Tachyon. When I stare into space: Tachyon. Before I fall asleep: Tachyon. In my dreams? Tachyon. The first thing I think of as I open my eyes? Her, again.

I think about her while eating lunch. In the shower. Doing chores. And all I can think is how much better life would be doing all that with her.

I try to finish a career run, but I can’t. It’s like... I don’t want our time together to end. I loop her voice lines to hear her gentle voice over and over again. When she flashes that faint, knowing smile of hers, I see our future. I can see the wedding, the honeymoon. I can see the little uma kids running about saying how they want to be like their mother as we have picnics on sunny days in the countryside.

Agnes Tachyon is ruining my life, and I don’t mind it. Am I losing my mind? Or is Agnes Tachyon just that attractive?

Why do zoomers simp over cartoons?

based

>Want to play
>Already too late for me because the best card is releasing in a week and it is impossible to farm for it
It's fucking over.

$pend for her, stupid piggy!

>>715213617 (OP)
TACH-YON

GET NOIDED

>>715213617 (OP)
Do what Tachyon would want you to do - grind Career runs until you have a good legacy Tachyon, then produce two strong heirs from that legacy, then run in career using a Tachyon birthed from the union of her progeny.

>>715213617 (OP)
>wish she was real
Is real dude

>>715213617 (OP)
I wish the anime didn’t have any useless male characters so I could watch it. Thankfully the game doesn’t have males!

>>715218063
nah you get almost 80 rolls just for logging in for the first time, if you spend a day on that account you could probably get close to the 200 rolls to guarantee one. Rerolling is really viable because it takes 2 minutes, and you have a 2 percent chance of hitting 3 or more in 80 rolls which are good odds.

>>715218468
uma if she real

>>715218468
grok is this real!?

>>715218468
>llama head on a cow body

>>715218063
In that case, you might as well just keep rerolling on the day of until you can get more than one copy. You might actually have a better chance doing that than if you started early and saved up

OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT TACHYON

Mati-santa Fuku-claus

>>715218063
just keep rerolling until you eventually get a few copies + fine motion/super creek, then you can play the game however you want without metafagging and just pull for umas or whatever
it's genuinely the only must pull banner and it's worth throwing away an account with 3 weeks of progress for, with just 2 copies you'll be able to max it out during the half anniversary

>>715213617 (OP)
Why is she so smug

>>715225085
>keep rerolling until you get the duplicates of this specific SSR and two other specific SSRs in that combination bro
Those chances are literally in the lottery winning ticket tier.

>won the hot springs ticket with Matikanefukukitaru two times in a row
wtf

>>715225206
You'd be smug too if you were able to mindbreak a G1 champion just because she saw you almost break the speed of light barrier that one time.

>>715218468
i can`t believe horses isreal

>>715218208
OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT
TAKYON
HELL YEAH FUCK YEAH I FEEL LIKE KILLING IT

Why is Maya the best?

>career has "come in 1st in arima kinen" goal
it's over. literal run killer. fucking stupid.

>>715224810
smelly

jesus am i really stuck posting with people like you?

>>715226141
if you keep rerolling they'll eventually become 100%, it will save you a lot of hassle in the upcoming two years

>>715226735
>implying any of us will be playing this for two more years

>>715218468
horses aren't real

>>715226735
>if you keep rerolling they'll eventually become 100%
That's not how it works.

>>715226780
Yeah, I predict many will drop it during the merciless slog known as MANT. 50 races per run is just absolutely mindnumbing.

>>715227261
>50 races per run
what

For me it's her daughter

>>715224810
I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw this in the movie

>>715227373
>he doesn't know

>>715213617 (OP)
Me but with Haru Urara

>>715218468
>gorillions of years of evolution
>somehow ends up with the perfect set of traits to be turned into a car
you will never convince me this shit is real

>>715224810
I love boytits

>>715229650
Breeding Hag Haru!

how do you call this

>>715229996
sometimes your luck is bad

i once fumbled a 15% speed training with bakushin and she fucking broke her leg, lost 30 speed and got practice poor

Say NO to skill points.

>>715230051
whale-san

I know I'm still a retard rookie at this game but I don't know what else to do. I'll win a leg of the triple crown w/ my horsefu but then all of a sudden only have 2 days to train for the next race and every other top 5 horse has reached ssj3. How do I catch up to the ridiculous growth of other top bracket horses with only 2 days? Is this where the career grind begins or something?

>>715230196
grind for stat sparks on parent umas

How do i get more than 15 followed accounts?

>>715230332
buy more slots with your friends points.

>>715230364
Oh, well there it is.. thanks
Will you ever need more than 55 total then?

>Tachyon forces me to make her chocolate chip cookies for Valentine's Day
>In return her main skill levels up and I make her laugh
Anything for my horse...

Look at her go!

>>715229996
depression

>>715230771
>not even a single horse nearby
she already left them behind...

Is this really all a horse gets if they retire they get glued or used for sex?
do none get turned into regular farm horses?

>>715231226
you don't glue a race horse

>>715231226
Gold Ship's brother became a traffic horse who kicks tourists

>>715231226
I heard gluing isn't done as often anymore but a lot of race horses end up too sickly to do any actual work. If you had a real winner of a stallion, you could charge for his sperm.

>>715231484
he can't keep getting away with it!

>Spend 20 minutes actually looking at and carefully choosing my cards before starting a career instead of just hitting auto-fill like usual
>My girl has only lost like 2 races by the third year

>>715213760
Because it's better than simping over a person

Haru Marriage

>>715231226
I know the nicer ones get used as show horses or those dog agility type shows whatever they're called.

>>715218468
how big is her weenus?

>>715213617 (OP)
This but with Natey

>>715229650
>never wins
>not made into glue
make it make sense

>>715229650
Protecc

>>715230771
Adorable ahh run

>>715230287
better have some proof of that

>>715232062
All the sweet grass she can eat. With
millions of kilograms more on the way

>>715231484
What a top lad.

>>715229996
nigger game

>>715231226
>regular farm horses
very few farms use horses. this isn't the 20th century anymore. those that do regularly use horses want work horses specifically bred for the job

>>715229996
>Rice go down

Wise oldfags, in team trials, is using umas with the same kind of running style on the same track length a bad thing? Like using two front runners for sprint/mile races or two pace chasers in medium races

>>715234528
Yes because they can fight over their ability procs, Front Runner ability that needs your uma to be first? Only one of your two or three front runners can use it.

>>715235460
Ohh, makes sense. Thank you, I'll keep that in mind.

>>715213617 (OP)
https://youtube.com/shorts/90KBJiheYCA?si=zx1It1Q1IqITgh5m
>canon shrinking potion

>>715231226
Depends where you are, some of them get into other sports, like chuckwagon racing.

>my rudolf an anon told me was a 6/10 beat special week every single time with a distance between her and 2nd place
>the rudolf that same anon said was a high 8/10 gets distance’d every race i tried against special week
Was I baited?

>Do Gold Ship career Arima Kinen
>Ends 16th
>Do a free clock thing
>Finishes first with a room to spare
I fucking hate this horse and Eishin Flash is so fucking hot in her racers outfit

why don't they use clydesdales in horse races?

>>715218468
He looks like he fucks mares.

>>715237687
Because they're min-maxed for strength not speed.

>>715213617 (OP)
Your wife had nearly 3,000 children.

>>715213617 (OP)
I bet you didnt even get her handjob scene yet

>>715213617 (OP)
Reminder: her name is pronounced AHn-yes.

How am I supposed to get enough fans for Haru urara by Valentine’s Day?

>>715238690
Many support cards boost fan gain by a huge amount when combined

Is Symboli Rudolf as annoying in her career as she seems like she would be based on her first story episode? I'm trying to figure out who would be the most enjoyable as a character from the 3* pick ticket.

>>715239096
Choose Taiki Shuttle.

>>715238391
i would be so hard in that situation that combined with the exertion i would be on the verge of passing out

3 times in a fucking row with super creek 5% only debuff failing. holy shit fuck this horse. Anyone got a deagle?

>>715239241
Yeah from the first episodes I watched she seemed like the best one. Oguri Cap could also have some goofy potential but could be annoying.

>>715230051
How do you get that outfit? Is it a 3 star thing?

>>715238820
BIGGER

>>715240083
Yeah, everyone gets their outfits at 3 stars.

>>715238690
Sell her body.

Hey, not 16th

>>715240145
>Cygames overcorrects and instead of 7 feet tall umas they make them 70 feet tall

>>715229737
if they were perfect they'd be able to heal a broken leg

Taiki is so much the best girl and it's not even close

>>715218468
What is this creature?

>>715213617 (OP)
she is real though

>>715213617 (OP)
I have 10k karats saved will I get my minimum 3 copies of Kitasan Black in 5 days?

>>715218468
NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN

>>715226523
That fucking tanline quote always gets me

>>715232434
Raise your child Prez

>>715241672
even with our medical technology can they really not?

>>715242319
lol lmao even

>>715236783
AHHH MY EYES MY FUCKING EYES AHHHHHH

>>715213617 (OP)
why is Umamusume so good at designing cute girls with glasses?

taiki's big warm breasty hugs

You have to eat all the hay.

>>715242764
:(

So like as you get higher in team trial rank you have more hoerses in the same race, and you can potentially turn it into like fuckin Talladega Nights where you got one horse setting up a Shake and Bake for another horse?

>Just got my first URA finales win with the science autist
OH
SHIT
I'M
F E E L I N G I T

>>715236783
Truely the Dark Souls of gacha games

>>715244809
I'm not sure if there's friendly fire. You could have a late horse that nukes pacers and your other horse is front. If there's not friendly fire you could have them have the front debuff.

>>715236783
Please no. My pp is already small for a white guy

OI HARU ARE YOU GONNA SHARE ALL THAT GRASS

she's so fucking cool bros
I'm in love

>>715246826
she's a dork

how rare is this?

>>715246910
coolest dork

>>715246826
>Normie friend who never touches gacchas suddenly starts playing it
>He hates the song
>Tell him to try Bakushin anyway
>After the 3th race he starts casually saying bakushin
>by the last race he straight up screams it
>Goes to archive and re-reads all the events with her that he skipped
truly the power of BAKUSHIN

>>715247251
>>715246826
my first ever career win was her.
In Bakushin we trust.

>>715247251
Sasuga Class Rep

Special Chud

Is the Kiryuuin SR good for career decks right now in URA the same way the Tazuna SSR is?

>>715247550
Spe-Chan's Flaws: The True Face of Japan's Supreme Commander

>Grew up with Grass Wonder in Northern Farm Kuko Branch
>Seemingly good friends
>Till they weren't
>Grass Wonder didn't appear to have issues with Spe and the farm staff noted no instigating incident, but suddenly Spe simply despised them and would become abrasively hostile to them.
>This hostility was carried over to all Chestnut-Coloured Horses by association.

>Met El Condor Pasa
>Failed to ever defeat them
>Lost Horse of the Year to them, spurring on Spe's team to become aggressive in the media regarding it

>Ended up sharing a retirement home with Grass Wonder and El Pasa
>Continued to hate both
>During a fan-meet event in 2019, Spe showed complete disdain to have to be out and about with Grass Wonder
>Grass Wonder was unfazed and in retort sported an enormous erection in Spe's direction
>Grass Wonder had to be led away lest it upset the visiting fans
>We know little about how Spe-chan reacted
>Likely angrily

>Spe hated mating
>Would become problematic, aggressive and disdainful if forced to
>Would even 'fake' mating to the annoyance of the staff
>Unless it was Mejiro Dober, for some reason
>Spe-Chan's lust for Mejiro Dober is so great that when mating was done, he'd have to be forced away from Dober due to his desire to immediately begin a second round.

will we get another event by the time kitasan black comes out?

>>715230771
So bad yet so cheerful

>>715230287
>>a lot of girls
>girls
Anon....I.....

>Fenomeno and Special Week don't have an event where they talk about Japanese Nationalism together

Missed opportunity considering their rl history, game.

>>715247718
Special Week was Specially assaulted wasnt he

Grass Bitch stole that race and she knows it

>>715247889
'Fraid so.

>>715247934
KEK WHAT A MARE

>>715247718
From what I heard from some JP Anons in their chan, apparently Special Week hated mating with horses because being raised by an human made him believe he was a human child and probably thought he was supposed to mate with humans instead.

>played through career twice
It's alright, I guess. Don't see the appeal and certainly no incentive to give money. What am I missing?

>>715248085
>he was a human child and probably thought he was supposed to mate with humans instead.
lmao

>>715247718
Why is he the face of the game again?

>>715248085
I somewhat doubt it given that he was so eager to sleep with Mejiro Dober, but it is worth going into his relationship with Tina never the less.

>Special Week was born in Hidaka Taiyo farm. And just like in the anime and game? He had two mothers: his birth mother Campaign Girl died five days after giving birth to him. With her gone, he likely wouldn't have made it if he didn't receive the thoughtful care offered by a woman trainee groom from New Zealand named Tina Price. Tina Price is who his blonde care-taker in the anime is based on.
>As a foal, Special week was smart, understood human teaching well, and was friendly to humans. He was Tina’s favourite, and Tina cared for him so much like he was her own son, which made her care much less about other horses. Despite receiving warnings from the farm owner Hiroshi Onoda, Tina never changed her attitude.
>When Onoda decided to send Special Week to Northern Farm Kuko Branch to receive better training, Tina was strongly against it. However, even Onoda couldn’t change the decision since he could not go against the owner’s and trainer’s wills. Special Week was taken away by force and sent to the new farm.
>When Special Week won the Derby, Onoda made a phone call to New Zealand to report the news to Tina. She was very happy about Special Week’s accomplishment.
>To our knowledge, however?
>The would never meet again.
>Special Week was lost to us, and to Tina, on the 27th of April 2018.

>>715247718
buck broken lmao

>get to the final two races on my first run of the game
>lose
>will never know how the story ends
Fuck this gay Earth can you even know how long a race is exactly or will it always just say “medium” my horse didn’t have enough stamina

>>715248243
There's a few reasons.

>Similar era to Silence Suzuka, whose so incredibly popular that her mere presence would draw in fans.
>His era also had El Condor Pasa, who would easily print a lot of money due to popularity.
>His nickname, the 'Supreme Commander of Japan', is pretty cool. Beating Montjeu, as fraudulent a victory as it was, is a neat achievement.
>They had plenty of failures and plenty of victories, which makes spinning a narrative around them easy enough.
>Derby Winners will always be displayed positively in Japan. It's a bit of a meme honestly, winning the Derby doesn't mean you're a 'GOAT' horse but the Japanese seem to love that shit.

They did have to whitewash him though to make him palatable as an Uma.

Anyone that has an uma with 9* Spark please share your ID here, I want your uma's high quality sperm

It’s really fucked up that horses are killed when they can no longer race. That’s like if people killed their dogs when they were too old for agility courses.

>>715248716
>seduces literally everyuma
How does she do it?

>>715248708
That only really applies to honses who sucked or got injured beyond recovery. The vast majority of the Uma's had comfy retirements in their IRL incarnations. That being said, there is cases like Rice Shower's owner trying to buy him a comfier retirement by putting him in a big race to increase his potential horse sperm value, only for that race to be the end of them. Very sad.

Horse pussy is worse than sheep pussy but you didn’t hear that from me

>>715248794
Her beauty is simply that peerless.

>>715218468
The horse is naked.
Why isn't the umas naked as well?

>>715213617 (OP)
I just started playing 3 days ago and if im getting this info right, i should be saving up all of my carats and voucher tickets until the Kitasan Banner to arrive?

>>715248887
anyone who grew up on a farm knows this

>>715248934
LE ERMMMM they have FUR so they're technically not naked

>>715249073
You can and should spend the random roll voucher tickets first.

>>715248243
Oguri is the face of the game bro

>>715249170
which one are those?

>>715249094
Sex with Ikuno Dictus and Biwa and any horse who dares to wear glasses in my presence

>>715249279
evil fucking horse

>>715249374
The ones that let you single pulls for 2 Star+ Trainees or SSR Support cards from within the Scout menu.
Save your SSR selector until after you've pulled those, and optionally until you've rolled all that you want to roll on Biwa's banner so that you can avoid getting potential dupes.

Mejiro Dober, they're laughing at me again...

>>715249494
Nothing evil about Big Mama Creek, Oguri-San.

>>715249537
It's okay, Spe-Chan. Cygames will continue to trick people into thinking you're a moe hero who beats the French in completely fair matches.

>>715247718
the game also vaporized her other friend out of existence

So are front runners pretty much the meta right now? They seem to be the easiest to train.

>>715247718
>>Grass Wonder was unfazed and in retort sported an enormous erection in Spe's direction
Man what the fuck is up with horses

>>715249663
The movie's need to pretend that Agnes Tachyon and Jungle Pocket were rivals did this to Pokke's real rival Tagane Teio too. There was even fan belief that Pokke's 'war cry' was in mourning for Tagane.

Korin Pure is a cute.

>>715249761
It makes more sense if you frame it’s as pic related.

>>715249761
It's called a power move.

>>715239241
I chose Taiki Shuttle for my 3* pick ticket because I thought she was cute and sexy and I have a weakness for cowgirls, but apparently she's one of the better racers too which is a nice bonus.

where da GOOD clubs at?

>>715228984
How out of place it is is what makes it so erotic

Streamers are making us look like a clown show in front of our Japanese bros.

>>715250387
Holy kek

>>715236783
>sizefag horse girl
oh no...

>>715248650
Lewd!

>pretends to be retarded
>is actually one of the smartest
>pretends to suck at racing
>is actually one of the best
>wears silly hat all the time
>is actually one of the hottest without it

>>715250545
He actually is autistic as fuck

>>715248818
Fuji-kun!

>>715250545
SEXOOO

>>715238503
Then she's gets 3000 more.

My team so far. Finish Mayonaise’s career. She’s now my best middle so Spe can be moved to mile.

>>715250912
This nigga is fucking whaling

I just got Mejiro McQueen... how do i train her?

>>715248650
So she's absolutely a Uma, right?

>>715250912
You expect me to believe you acquired those 7 SSR umas in an honest, F2P friendly way?

How long until furries and bronies infest the Uma fandom and turn it into something extremely degenerate?

the only thing pissing me off is how all the best girls are 1 star, and they only get their unique outifts at 3. and star pieces are so fucking expensive. i'm still not budging from being ftp, but i was tempted after seeing how long it will take.

>>715251220
The Yakuza will literally kill them.

>>715251218
Don’t you get 2 guaranteed ssr tickets for finishing the event? And I think you get 1 choice ticket just for signing up.

>>715251315
only 1 sadly. the second one is for supports

Any schedules for the legends races?

>>715251269
Has anyone done calculations on outfit costs? There should be ralatively little luck based variation, as dupes are common and you need many.

>>715251351
>sadly
Supports are way more important than horses. Without good support cards you’ll have a team of SSR horses that have bad stats and can’t win team trials.

If I don’t get Biwa in my next 10 pull I’m uninstalling the game

>>715249073
you can just borrow the card from someone else. you need literally 200 rolls to guarantee getting it. you don't need just one copy of a card, but enough copies of it to uncap it multiple times. for your average player, being a metaslave is not remotely close to being worth it.

>>715250545
Mein wife

AM I GONNA MAKE IT BROS

>>715251542
Sometimes there's people that just want to have every horses.

>>715251542
OHHHHH NOOOO MY HOTSES WONT BE ABLE TO BEAT AUTISTIC WHALES IN P2W PVP? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Evil and intimidating Grass

>>715251569
did you get her?

>>715251569
It didn’t happen, goodbye bros

>>715251670
As appropriate for a horse molester

>>715251642
You’ll also probably won’t be able to beat the legends races and miss out on those star pieces.

>>715251629
looks like you have to fork out the credit card for another 7500 gems

>>715251774
I hope you enjoy the glue factory, anon!

>>715251774
bye

>>715251774
See you on the 16th

>>715249094
No.
The horse is not wearing any clothes.
Umas should be not wearing clothes as well.

>>715251670
You can be more, like Evil Nature

P>>715251917
Where do you get all the debuff from?

>>715251917
>600 wit to make sure she terrorizes the other horses

what's the monthly f2p gacha income?

cute agnes

>>715251972
its about tree fiddy

>>715213617 (OP)
Agnes Tachyon was real. He was a real stallion who went undefeated during his career.

You want to fuck a male horse.

>>715251943
Nice Nature has 3 debuff skills to acquire by default and gets more from potential levels

not a fan of this game but as a massive coomer I find it funny how western artists dont give a fuck about the no lewd policy
like before this game blew up in the west it was near impossible to find r34 of it but now it's everywhere
I wonder what the japs think about this
are they happy to finally see uma porn or are they mad at the dishonorable gaijins never respecting anything?

>>715251120
dont even bother she sucks

>>715251972
peanuts. they give you quite a lot in the beginning because all the quests are 'just play the game' but after those are gone you're gonna want to login and do dailies for a full week to get one 10 pull. which will more than likely give you nothing useful.

>>715252075
bro...

>>715251670
Also lucked out with her sparks and now have a 6* stamina 3* power legacy
Feels good

>>715252068
the japs won't even exist for much longer. their borders are open.

>>715252075
trainer-san...

>>715250545
golshi does what golshi wants

>>715252148
the chad grass wonder enjoyer versus the E rank mejiro mcqueen poster

I'm saving my carrats

>>715252238
i spent 12000 of mine on umas on an impulse

>>715251972
About 60 rolls per month once the launch missions run

I'm putting Special Week on FRAUD notice.

Spe-Chan's Triple Crown Career:

>In the Satsuki Sho, Special Week finished third, beaten half a length and a length by Seiun Sky and King Halo.
>In the Derby, Special Week won by five lengths from Bold Emperor with Daiwa Superior taking third ahead of Seiun Sky.
>In the Kikuka Sho, he finished second of the eighteen runners behind Seiun Sky, who won in a course record time of 3:03.2

Spe-Chan's First Attempt at the Japan Cup:

>El Condor Pasa (who wasn't allowed to compete in the Triple Crown) and Air Groove took first and respective place to Special Week's third

Spe-Chan's Second Attempt at the Japan Cup:

>Came in first, with the much feared foreign horse Montjeu only coming in fourth. However, Montjeu was noted by Japanese Press to be a shadow of his Prix self. Heavily jetlagged and heavily uncomfortable with the Japanese turf. Neither Grass Wonder nor El Condor Pasa were present for this race.

Spe-Chan's Retirement Match:

>At the 1999 Arima Kinen, with all hopes on Special Week, Grass Wonder would come in first leaving Spe to take second place.

>>715252068
>western artists dont give a fuck about the no lewd policy
Those retards think it's because of that stupid yakuza meme and don't care that they could fuck the game over. Japan was respectful because they understood it was about the licensing hell the game was in not Cygames saying "we don't want porn because we're puritans."

>>715250454
For a franchise made infamous by the "yakuza going after lewd fanart" urban legend, it sure loves asking for size fetish fanart

>>715252294
I do skip valentine and christmas, I don't skip other events (unless already read)

>>715252294
Stop this madness, do not underestimate the best girl in game.

>>715252409
At least daiwa scarlet will stay in the game as long as she gets more porn than vodka

>>715252178
honestly quite incredible

>Haru gets 25 whole fucking turns after her debut
huh??

>>715252360
>jobbed to chestnut horses all the time
lol little chuddie must have seethed so hard

>>715252492
she sneeds it

Apparently Haru Urara recently won a soft race. It’s like an exhibition race for retired race horses. Tell her she’s a good girl.

What's the in-universe lore with horse girls? Why aren't there any horse-men? Do horse girls marry and breed with human men once they retire from racing? Do horse girls reproduce exclusively more horse girls?

>>715252492
she still gets the same amount of career turns as everyone else

Biwa sex with the goal of impregnation.

>>715252574
>Recently

That was in 2019. Never the less, YOU'RE A GOOD GIRL HARU URARA!

>>715252360
>>At the 1999 Arima Kinen, with all hopes on Special Week, Grass Wonder would come in first leaving Spe to take second place.
kwab

>>715252473
fun fact. he has a kid named Corse and he acts and looks damn near exactly like goldship.
https://x.com/umannhoho/status/1941306164207288787?t=9fKxX1nk0tYYiG2ZyQuy5A&s=19

>>715252586
>lore
they inherited the souls of race horses from our dimension
>horse men
because you can’t mix male and female idols without jp tards sperging out
>breed with human men
yes
>produce more horse girls
yes

Is there any schedule for the legend races?

>>715252586
watch the anime they explain it in the first 3 seconds
they're girls that happened to birth as kemonomimi horse girls and inherited the names of iconic race horses they do fuck human men

any factoids on satono diamond?

Do horse girls deserve human rights??

>>715252738
it's in the event window, 3 days for each race, the next bunch starts after Kitasan's banner

>DOES GRASS WONDER HAVE NO SOUL? DOES GRASS WONDER HAVE NO HEART? IT'S SPE-CHAN'S RETIREMENT RACE, DAMMIT!

- Trainer-San, Arima Kinen 1999

>>715252409
eh I don't know about that because what applies to japan usually don't apply to the west
for exemple mods are illegal in japan but if you mod your switch you're not gonna get swatted for it (even if they're trying to make it harder to do it) the only exeption I saw was a big streamer stopping using mods because nintendo of america directly asked him but that's only if you're big
or how nintendo prohibit japanese content creators to stream their nintendo direct while the west can
tldr japan is kinda cucked but I guess it's because they're like this that they're one of the last civilized place on earth

>>715252661
cute donkey-lookin retard

>>715252586
the anime went into this. they're reincarnations of horses from our world. no, I'm not making this up

>>715252758
Will marry Trainer-san and usher in a new age of umamusume superiority.

Going to try getting the triple crown with Rice Shower to completely cuck Mihono Burbon, does anything change in the events if I do it?

So I thought I saw this horsefucker anime before somewhere and now I found out what it was
This video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swOJXPMdjBk

>>715252810
If Grass is Triple H, then who is her Shawn Michaels?

And more importantly, who is the Rikishi

>>715253001
Everyone just pretends the girl who was supposed to win did better in the race.

Factoids on the rivalry between Special Creek, Oguri Cap, and Tamamo Cross?

>>715213617 (OP)
>And all I can think is how much better life would be doing all that with her.
She's making you do all that shit by yourself

>>715252772
they are above the law

>>715213617 (OP)
I fucking HATE that I never got her in my first 10 or so pulls, now I'm trying to save for Kitasan Black and I won't have enough so I'll have neither the card nor Tachyon

>>715252294
>Using time lord powers to say no way fag

>>715253001
bourbon acknowledges it but rice still acts like it didn't really count for like two races until she feels she earned the win in the last crown race

I need help. Ura finals for El Condor Pasa were on mile or medium?

>>715253115
fatty fatty fatty fat fucks that can't stop eating and hate women

>>715253210
the finals are always the race type you run most
so get counting

How can human women compete

At last, first URA Finale win, way easier than I expected

Are you feeling it?

>>715252642
>why don't big breasts have an effect on running
Well why?

>>715252758
Satono Diamond Factoids

>Compared to Kitasan Black, Satono Diamond is a multi-million horse, he was sold for 230 million yen. His father is Deep Impact, and his mother Malpensa won three GIs in Argentina.
>Satono Diamond’s debut race on November 8, 2015 was known as “500 million race”, because another multi-million horse (252 million yen, also sired by Deep Impact), Leukerbad, also debut'd. Diamond won.
>Satono Clan is also a big clan that rivals peak time Mejiro House (some fans called it “Reiwa’s Mejiro”), that’s why Satono Diamond belongs to a rich family in Uma Musume, and also why Satono Diamond admires Mejiro McQueen.
>His main jockey, Christophe Lemaire, has appeared in Uma Musume CMs, usually wearing the Satono Clan jockey silk.
>Satono Diamond was one of the many Japanese horses that were cursed by the Arc. He couldn’t win any GI after returning from France.
>Even though Cygames ships Satono Diamond and Kitasan Black they did not match against each other very often (only on two occasions). And they were not often considered rivals / matching pairs by keiba fans during their active times.
>Satono Noblesse is a more fitting friend for Satono Diamond.
>Satono Diamond lost to Makahiki by a 8cm distance at the 2016 Japanese Derby. They are usually shipped in horse racing circles.
>When Satono Diamond’s children were already debuting, Makahiki was still racing. Irrelevant but worth noting, Makahiki's career was long as hell.
>McQueen's Trainer advised Diamond's owner to buy Diamond in the first place, this is why Satono Diamond idolizes McQueen in the anime.

>>715253312
you forgot the honse

>>715253269
ok, but I won't take into account the optional races, right?

>>715251120
She runs medium and long and has bonuses for training stamina and wit. Just make her be able to run 3000m. Either Front or Pace since she pops her ult when she's one of the front racers in the last corner.

>>715253321
You know it

>>715253386
why not?

>>715253068
Hishi Akebono fits Rikishi or Big Show

>Her IRL counterpart is the heaviest horse to win a GI (at 560 kg). Fans used to cheer whenever his weight was announced and his heaviest ever weight was 568 kg in the 1996 Mile Championship.
>He grew to 650kg after retirement. Broodmares simply had to handle all that weight on their back.
>For comparison, the average weight of a horse is ~470 kg and 500 kg is considered quite big. So Hishi Akebono was VERY heavy.

No idea about Shawn Michaels. I want to say Tokai Teio though given that he had flexible joints, a fancy little strut and a habit for big jumps. Also incredible star power.

>>715253312
>>715253379
desu I'd much rather have a horse than a femoid

>>715253316
>guest legacy
you didn't beat the game

>>715253363
>'tina mother
FUCKING ARGIE MOTHERFUCKERS THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Can debuff skills hit yourself if you're using the style they affect?

>>715252907
So for instance if someone had a pet horse they loved very dearly that passed away, sue got to become a loved anime horsegirl in another world where her biggest concerns are signing, racing, and being happy?

>>715253572
no

>>715252413
I will never understand this fetish but Tachyon is absolutely the kind of freak to have it

>>715253621
Good to know, thanks.

>>715253572
the only skills that debuff you are purple

>>715253618
Yes but the tradeoff is that Uma world is the only afterlife that exists for our universe and it's for horses only, sorry

>>715253363
>His father is Deep Impact
Had no idea about this. Her character and costume design feels very disconnected from the entire rest of the cast

SEKAI SAIKYOU WA?
SOU EL CONDOR PASAAAAAA

>>715252413
Brother it’s canon

I VILL reach 30k carats

>>715253747
hold up, this ume reminds me of someone....

https://imgbox.com/yFt04sX6
Taiki milk.

I will never roll on kitasan because she’s black

100 ROLLS AND A DREAM
I WILL GET 2 KITASANS

>>715253618
Yes

None of my legacies give a boost to Turf or Long and I don't even know how you determine if they will. I know how sparks work but how do you get the straight up boost?

>Don't even have 10k carats.
I'm NEVER getting Kitasan

>>715253860
I got a boost to Turf we I had the skill learned and finished the campaign

I'm about to go back in. Is there ANY way to avoid the spark yield going to shit, or is everything relating to sparks pure RNG?

I got Rudolph using the pink ticket, just be lucky

Is it worth it to use the statues to upgrade El Condor Pasa to 3*? I only need 13 stars to upgrade her

>>715253321
I like to imagine Tachyon's trainer screams this song in the crowd every time she wins a race specifically to embarrass her

>>715253989
Sure

>>715252068
There have always been lewds, I didn't have to look very hard to find Bourbon porn on pixiv

>>715253480
>>He grew to 650kg after retirement. Broodmares simply had to handle all that weight on their back.
>>For comparison, the average weight of a horse is ~470 kg and 500 kg is considered quite big. So Hishi Akebono was VERY heavy.
Now that's a horse I can get behind.

>>715253989
the statues are mainly for getting the costumes for 1 and 2 stars

>>715253321
>>715253430
Give me more dancing chibis

>>715253750
I know. That's why i said the franchise is asking for this, by directly provoking it.
And it works, i remember horse content tripling after they added Akebono

>>715253989
she's not complete without her unique outfit

Remeber, if you don't get kitasan, you will get testicular torsion instead. The following week is the most significant one in your life so far.
The dsme will happen if you fail to MLB it before christmas. Dedicate the next six months of your life to this card.

>>715233102
>Haru Urara is a retired Japanese racehorse known for her remarkable losing streak, finishing her career with 0 wins in 113 races.

lmao, I thought it was just a meme

>>715253321
Oh, I'm feelin it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwFnKLamKY

>>715253860
>>715253860
>>715253860
>>715253860
help I'm trying to figure out how the eugenics of the game work so I can get Haru to win the Arima Kinen but if I can't even get her Turf and Long up pre sparks then it's hopeless

>>715254163
No, I'm waiting for kitasan WHITE

>>715252068
It was always a “respect” thing in terms that these are based on beloved horses but also to not anger the owners who can revoke permission to use the name

I treat my Mare like a Queen.
She gets whatever she needs.
And when I tell her I'm hungry?
She says "Spe, get on your knees."
Like Oguri, girl. I feast.
Got me away from the streets.
Cause she got just what I need.
She my carrot, I'm a fiend.

>>715213617 (OP)
What are these pal-type support cards that unlock special recreation for? Doesnt seem to provide anything useful

>>715253989
The first 25 are worth buying.

>>715253860
When you get B or S rank in a skill you have a higher chance of getting a 3 star spark, either in that skill or in your preferred style/distance.

>>715253973
It's RNG but it also depends on your uma's final stats according to this guide

https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0#heading=h.n2nc1lxpxy9c

>>715254214
That's the eugenics end game man, it's not a job for the likes of us

>>715252068
>>715252149
>>715254057
lewds are fine. they just don't want JP artists posting them on public platforms where non-coomers will see them. pixiv isn't designed specifically for porn afaik so maybe that's the reason it's targeted.

https://youtu.be/QCMHYsYYq9A?t=54
https://youtu.be/PyFnLFcmnww?t=22

why is the "kizamitai" part different?
I can't believe they actually recorded at least two versions of each line

>>715254169
Urara knew better than to push herself too much and run the risk of getting put down for injuries. Now she lives a happy and content life which will likely be filled with lots of rye grass due to newfound love from abroad.

>>715254226
Their date restore your energy/boost mood by a flat amount instead of a coin flip between 30/50/70 with a chance of debuff.
Some date event can even heal bad debuffs.
Some friend support even reduce failure rate/energy cost if you train on the same node as they are.
They are also vital to the core mechanic of future scenarios.

>>715254226
Lady in Green gives you a lot of Mood Up and Energy Recover events for example, and gives you random stats occasionally.

>gives me a gift
>takes half of it
Sprez raise your child correctly

>>715254226
It's a rest + a mood boost, it's good for the moody bitches that get down out of nowhere, no risk of night owl and sleep-deprived, and tazuna gives focus hints

>>715254317
Not true I saw on reddit somebody beat so it can be done

>>715254163
>The following week is the most significant one in your life so far.

>>715251972
Not really sure about horses but Grabble gives out a lot of freebies during anniversaries.

>>715254413
>>715254428
>>715254453
Ah that makes them essentially critical for moody horses like Rice Shower and I guess to make sure you dont waste time to get the great mood training buffs.
No wonder are they always on S tier in the tierlist, completly underestimated them.

>>715254569
Yeah, but you can only use it 5 times, so plan accordingly

>>715252907
it's clearly a
>why are you thinking so hard about this
situation

Gonna pay an artfag to draw this

>>715254163
you only need two because we'll get more stuff to MLB it later, but you will get testicular torsion if you don't get two of them

>>715253717
Wow God clearly had a favorite

i got the hot spring ticket with mejiro

>>715254714
1 copy will save 1 testicle. You only need one, the other is a bonus.

>>715254714
>you only need two
Some dudes in the meta server keep claiming you need 3 atleast. Who do I trust?

You know what I like about Gold Ship? The fact the doesn't give a fuck about rivals like every other horse she just does her thing. Oh muh rival oh I have to beat them, just gotta win nigga.

>>715254184
Awful creature

>don't lewd the horses okay? it makes the owners uncomfortable
>don't mind the onsen event
>or the swimsuit costumes
>or the multitude of very revealing outfits

>>715252294
>level 3
there's an upgrade before feb 3rd year?

>>715254776
Wait, I thought all horses were girls?

Sex

>>715254905
The warning is for futa/guro degens.

>>715254276
I'm not talking about sparks I'm talking about the initial inheritance to get her Turf and Long to a D pre sparks

why is super creek meta
swinging maestro?

>>715254829
because they're metafags that need everything NOW NOW NOW
during half anniversary in like 4 months we'll get a free SSR selector and dust that lets you uncap any card, if you have two kitasans after the original banner, you'll have her MLB'd later.

>>715254163
meh, im just gonna play normally

>>715254184
>>715254954
I fucking love Mambo like you have no idea. I've been consuming nothing but brainrot of her the past hours and I need more.

>>715255028
Isn't that the vodka spark in that image?

>>715254829
Trust me when i say four. The fourth copy boosts her training preference from 20 to 100. This is what makes the card exceptionally good. Before that she is just a flexible stat stick, which is a pretty good thing for a speed card.

>pull on the banner
>get El Condor Pasa
>do a career right away with her
>easily dominate everything and win the URA
Muy bueno
el mejor caballo

>>715254279
Thanks, wow, this is a nightmare... still helpful to know not to raise more pink spark aptitudes to A.

>>715254223
>we wont get this sex demon until december
wtf am i supposed to do until then?

>>715254776
What a flatty my god

>>715255102
Dios mio...

>>715255039
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion

It's depressing how because of the sudden popularity all the other community places are being taken over by trannies turning it into draconic shitholes.
I feel bad for the english UmaJP players seeing their communities get stampeded on thanks to the west

>>715255252
BASADO

I still don't understand what this does. I keep picking shorten scenario events and nothing seems shorter

>>715255252
Viva El Condor Pasa carajo!

i don't get the mambo meme

>>715254607
i can't win a single race with this gremlin

>>715255289
Goon to her, obviously.

>>715255102
la creatura

>>715213760
Why do boomers simp over 3dpd?

>>715255415
All the ura events are just like two lines with that on, if you skip

>>715255252
andale andale, tacos and burritos!

>>715255031
Flexible stamina card that gives a good rare skill. It is probably the best overall card, but it is also WILDLY overrated.

>>715255102
who?

>>715255415
A few scenario events don't shorten, but most do.

>>715255363
Same, at least we can use the JP rules against them.
The rule isn't JUST no lewds. It's no content that can be seen as offensive to the owners or damaging to the horse's names.
Report any tranny shit and it'll get DMCA'd by Cygames.

>>715255102
What's with the horse ears Rin

>>715254776
cute flatass

>>715255615
el chupacabra

>>715255102
White girl from Kentucky.

>>715255135
Watch her lets plays with Gold Ship.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skfS9KiX1so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UidQWE-sjQ

>>715213617 (OP)
how the fuck am i supposed to get this bitch's signature outfit if she only has a 1 star version and the game refuses to give me duplicates so i can't even farm stars or statues for it
awful game

>>715255502
Give her late surger genetics and train power. This will make her actually use her skill and win with it.

>>715255615
El hombre de americas

>>715255779
>>715255102
Speaking spanish
In Kentucky accent

Playing pan flute
But its just a big harmonica

>>715242717
They've got fucked up bones that explode and bend when they break.

>>715248623
I want this one. When will I get to get her?

>>715255808
I wonder if farming these will get easier because so far it just seems impossible

>>715255781
is like poppy playtime huge in japan or something? Is it more popular than FNAF

>>715255252
She's pretty strong actually and her career ain't that hard

>>715255615
Shiburin from Idolm@ster

why did they make the best japanese horse of all time a mexiboo

>>715255363
they'll get bored of the game and quickly find out its not all sunshine and rainbows when you have to grind your life away. its cygames after all

Getting 5 support cards in one training session is LITERALLY impossible

>>715255896
2nd anniversary banner, so it will take a while.
She's a 1 star, so very easy to get.

>>715255814
hmmm worth a try

Who is the angriest horse?

>>715255363
You guys gotta stop letting like 1-3 trannies completely ruin an entire franchise. I feel like you give them more power than they actually have

>>715255509
great idea!

MORE LIKE
EL PERRO DE CACA

>>715256062
special chud

btw watch all the individual uma stories, you get 180 carrots for each if you watch 6 out of 7, that put me from 0 to 1900

>>715256062
the micro penis one

Stop playing gacha games if you're a lucklet.

>>715249761
he was showing off to piss off spe

>>715256169
They recently replaced the subreddits and official discord servers entire mod team. I'm not joking, every single one disappeared and replaced with a tranny flag and now the two places are purging people left and right. They won

>>715256062
My erotic Osakan wife

>>715256298
oh no! not the subreddit!!
anyway...

>>715256169
I'm pretty sure JPbros want to come to global but Gaben doesn't let them.

>>715256298
>reddit and discord
rofl

>>715256298
Just make another discord, I'm positive several exist just for clubs alone? also
>reddit

>>715256368
>that gym scene
Rock hard

>>715256368
I dunno bro she looks more scared than anything

>>715252360
It's literally because we can't get the actual goat Deep Impact we have to settle on spe-chud to be the MC

>>715256174
based /copalib/ro

>>715256043
Also, don'ttry to win the long race in april, just accept that McQueen will stamina mog you. It is very hard to have enough stamina for that race and also have enough speed and power for the later medium races.

>>715256062
Tamamo Cross, The White Lightning of Incel Rage. (1/2)

>Had a lot of tragedy in his early life: his farm was dirt poor (went bankrupt before Tamamo Cross became successful) and he eventually was taken away from it, his mum died, and he was very skittish and meek.
>His relatively successful little sister - Miyama Poppy, also went missing after retirement.
>Micro-Penis. His team decided to make this public for some reason but yeah.
>All of these factors turned him psychotic.
>He had a habit of biting and never got over it, so a warning sign was posted in red letters in front of the sign saying "Do not go near him."
>Other horses avoid him because he seems like 'trouble'.
>Bit the ass of Tikkanen (1994 BC Turf winner), an introduced stallion in his retirement farm.
>Had a quarrel with almost every horse beside him in the retirement stable, most notably Mejiro Bright, Paradise Creek, and Tikkanen. He would chase those horses angrily (with ears folding back) in the paddocks.
>Mejiro Bright would fight back ferociously, it got to the point that the staff were like 'fuck it, just let them fight.'
>In one incident, when Mejiro Bright passed by on the right side of his paddock, Tamamo attempted to threaten him. Bright was remarkably unfazed.
>Taiki Shuttle of Seiun Sky cucking fame tried to pick a fight with him, but was beaten in seconds.

>>715256617
(2/2)

>Think Special Week was mean to mares?
>Tamamo Cross kicked and killed a mating partner in one mating attempt.
>Wasn't fond of human women either.
>Tamamo has been found to have grabbed women's clothes and dragged them away, or torn them up and torn them into pieces.
>"Tamamo Cross had a vain personality that did not trust people or words."
>He really tried to kill adults, including his main rider during his active years, Katsumi Minai.
>For unknown reasons, it is said that the person Tamamo Cross wanted to kill the most was a tourist wearing a parka.
>The pastures of Tamamo and Taiki were right next to each other, so the road between the two pastures was nicknamed the "Road of Death."
>In one anecdote, there was a man who boasted, "I've stroked the head of Tamamo Cross before," and the person in charge laughed and said, " Seeing as your fingers were all intact, that couldn't have been Tamamo Cross."

>>715256298
how do you even let that happen? either the members of the mod team are stupid or were just hiding their tranniness until it was socially acceptable to come out the closet. either way the japanese will deal with them when the time comes

>>715256565
i have some autist on my following list that has a good stamina spark uma but alright i'll keep that in mind

>>715256713
>>For unknown reasons, it is said that the person Tamamo Cross wanted to kill the most was a tourist wearing a parka.
holy BASEd

>>715256713
>Tamamo Cross understood that 3D is PD
Our idol

>>715256713
How can they even be used in races when they're this mad?

So the Umas are pretty much all related is some ways and have hundreds of children each?

>>715257058
Typically if they were too hard to control they'd be gelded. Tamamo Cross was way too powerful though, he had incredible potential which meant he could become an incredible sire and make the owner lots of money. So they chose to simply live with his tantrums and risk their jockey for the sake of the money Tamamo's semen would one day bring. It's like how amazing athlete's rl get all kinds of 'passes' for bad behaviour because they could change the sport.

>>715257164
Tachyon has thousands actually.

>>715257164
Not all of them are related but a lot of them are. If they became a stud then they'd usually have between hundred to thousands of foals, unless they sucked and no one wanted their semen. If they were a mare, they'd usually top out at about 5/10 foals.

>>715256062
>>715256713
>>715256617
I honestly think Dream Journey is worse than Tamamo if Yutaka Take wasn't able to control the horse lol

Did you get your Teio rape voucher /v/?

>>715252360
is oguri a fraud though?

Fun thread.
Happy weekend torena-tachi.

>>715257360
i failed her career so she probably won't let me redeem

Tamamo Cross + Mejiro McQueen = ???

>>715257350
I think the difference is that Dream Journey was wise enough not to be rude in public. He just was mean to his team. That being said-

Dream Journey, The Journey Into Madness (1/1)

>Known to be one of the worst-tempered racehorses in Japanese history.
>He was already pretty intimidating after he was born. He’d harass the trainee grooms in his birth farm.
>When Kenichi Ikezoe, Dream Journey’s former jockey, was visiting him, Ikezoe always kept an eye on and a distance from the horse to prevent himself being kicked, bitten, or killed.
>The Ikee stable lived in fear of him.
>He seldom shows his bad temper in front of the general public, though.
>Far from dumb. His groom said: “He could survive even if we just left him there.”
>In contrast to his temper, his pitching running style looked very cute, and was nicknamed “pea-sized steps” by his team.
>Most of Stay Gold’s children like to dip their grasses into the water basket before eating them, Dream Journey included.
>Note that he likes to do this by himself. If you dip the grass for him, he’d get mad.
>He is the lightest horse to ever win a Japanese GI race (424kg at the 2009 Takarazuka Kinen).
>Despite being small, he was tough and was free from injuries during his entire racing life.
>Not very good at mating because of his small size (and this actually hurt his pride a lot).
>Not a big fan of grey horses.

8.2K saved so far. Am I going to make it? I'm aiming for full MLB Kitasan.

>>715257240
They care more about the horse than the jockey? The meme about Gold Ship turning trainer into glue was based on true facts?

>>715257383
Oguri might not have been the best racer of all time, but he did completely change the landscape of the Japanese Racing Association by bringing in an entire new gender to the sport. Women were ALLURED by Oguri, and he's the only reason we have honse plush toys officially made by the JRA to satiate their love of him. I think that alone clears him from Fraud Watch.

>>715257649
yup! you have a credit card!

>>715257771
Well, they put much more resources into the horse. I'd assume jockeys are much more replaceable than good horses.

>>715257649
I'm not gonna lie to you, no you won't make it. Just reroll, accounts are currently starting with almost 11k carats before doing anything and that's not counting if they give us more free rolls this week. Reroll until you get at least 3 in the 80-90 rolls, then just go for the spark for 4 and hope you get an extra one in the remaining 110 rolls lol

>>715253480
>650kg
holy

>>715257771
Depends on the jockey. There's some like Yutaka Take who became legends in their own right, but some like Ryuji Wada used to get shit on by the general public for failing his horse (TM Opera O).

>>715226427
>>715218208
>>715228926
>>715213617 (OP)

>>715257954
What is this mental ilness called?

>Doing king halo career
>I win easily every race except in kikuka sho where I came second place
>time to do the Sprints
>I spend all my watches in the first race because king goes inside and gets stuck in traffic
Fuck this game

>>715257649
unless the Uma god is on your side you're gonna be needing alot more. I'm up to 12k so far.

>>715257771
they don't have to raise the jockey from birth

>>715258103
metafagging

>>715258103
He's right. I love that F2P nigs wont' be able to enjoy this game after the 16th.

>>715257629
>>Note that he likes to do this by himself. If you dip the grass for him, he’d get mad.
>YOU DUMB BITCH, I ASKED FOR DRY GRASS AND A DIPPING WATER BUCKET, NOT YOUR SHITTY SOGGED ALREADY DIPPED GRASS

>>715258103
Min-maxing.

>>715257649
YOU
ONLY
NEED
TWO
YOU DON'T NEED TO MLB IT NOW

>>715257629
>>Not very good at mating because of his small size (and this actually hurt his pride a lot).
lmao why is it always the small ones

The Sons of Stay Gold:

>Fenomeno
>The Serious One
>Owner was a Japanese Nationalist type who instilled those values into his horse
>The horse is legit mean to foreigners and tourists
>All black to Golshi's all white
>Was a Boss Horse and didn't get on well with Golshi due to it, Boss Rivalry
>Extended to their teams. Gold Ship’s groom said in an interview before the 2013 Takarazuka Kinen: “We don’t want to lose to that horse.”
>In the end Gold Ship still lost to him 2 to 3.
>His version of 'retirement' was becoming a traffic horse

>Nakayama Festa
>The Gambler
>“when [Nakayama Festa] hits the jackpot, he really hits the jackpot”
>“pursues the thrill of not knowing whether he’ll win or lose”.
>Temperamental asshole
>He is one of three Japanese horses to have finished second in the Arc, coming after El Condor Pasa and preceding Orfevre(‘s two second place finishes).
>Not the best, not the worst
>Chilled out a lot when he retired

>Orfevre
>The Prize Winner
>Triple Crown Champion
>Six G1 Wins
>Did well in the Arc
>Outside of that? Kind of a bitch
>Most docile (off the track) of the Stay Gold kids, remarkably mean to his jockey though. Lots of stories about that.
>Nice to women (human)
>Became a lackey of Tosen Jordan because Tosen Jordan would protect him
>Legendary talent in a rather meek little shell

>Dream Journey
>SMALL
>Super angry, labelled one of the worst in Japanese History
>Easily the most hard to handle of the Stay Gold kids, not in a funny way like Golshi- Just genuinely awful.
>Being so small gave him difficulties in mating
>His team say this "hurt his pride"
>Not dumb though, His groom said: “He could survive even if we just left him there.”
>His old jockey (Orfevre's) was always careful when visiting him, lest Journey try to kill him. (or bite a finger off, if nothing else).

>Golshi
>Need I say more?

>>715257360
My what

>>715258167
>borrows your card
nothing personell kid...

>>715258167
The single player content isn't hard enough to require meta cards and your PvP opponents are going to be in the same score range as you. Metafagging doesn't really improve the experience in any way.

>>715258075
>all those edits
>doesn't even have the long sleeves
lole

She's real but she has a horse penis.

>>715258263
Manlets, when will they learn... (In every species...)

>>715247479
>>715246826
bakushin is literally easy mode

>>715258247
BUT I'VE HEARD THAT FAILING TO GET 4 COPIES WILL RESULT IN TESTICULAR TORSION

>>715258075
wtf

>>715258334
What to do now?

>>715258273
>>Owner was a Japanese Nationalist type who instilled those values into his horse
>>The horse is legit mean to foreigners and tourists
Uhh...based?

>>715258424
she's not even out yet, reddit

>>715256713
>>715256617
>have a micro penis
>become incredibly deranged and angry
Sad

>>715258273
my horse wife Orfevre, I hate we have to wait 4 years for her
>>715258296
Problem is I want at least a 3lb kitasan of my own so I can keep borrowing mlb super creek

>>715258368
Earlier today i read a nice doujin about a siciety where manlets are turned into force feminized sex slaves. Why can't our society be like that?

>>715258404
you can get two free uncaps later on, testicular torsion only happens under two
don't listen to the retards that say hurrr just borrow it hurr it doesn't matter, it's genuinely the only must roll banner ever and you'll be able to roll for whatever you want AFTER GETTING TWO

>>715258459
Very.

>>715258480
Some of you are already confirmed kitalets, its inevitable.

>>715258514
Why are you gay?

>>715258380
Bakushin is a way of life.

why are nips like this

>>715258515
I DON'T WANT TO GAMBLE WITH MY TESTICLES

>>715258514
>Why can't our society be like that
Because we are not gay, and gaylords should kill themselves.

>>715258585
When is he coming out?

>>715258168
>be Dream Journey
>go to a restaurant
>ask for chicken tenders with sauce on the side
>they bring in your tenders
>it's covered in sauce
>mfw

>>715258605
bakushin-bro you need to train your wit...

>>715258620
Imagine if she wins, unironically set for life.

>>715258662
He just came out a few months ago on the JP server so...

tachyon feet

>>715258662
>>715258595
manlet cope

>>715258740
2 more years lol

>>715258719
She's already set for life, people are sending her so much grass now only this message pops up on that website. I think the previous count was nearly a ton

>>715258780
No, you're just gay

>>715258696
Trainer-San's Fate is being decided by the Golden Consensus...

>>715258879
I'm talking about those that bet on her. The return woudl be so high if she actually wins that betting on Haru is smart.

>First win with Opera GOAT
>Second win with Tachyon
I've done everything I needed, I've reached perfection.

>>715258620
The odds were probably pretty great. And if she won, you'd always have a fun story to tell. What is the point in betting unless your bet is ridiculous?
I once won an 80:1 bet during the world cup. That was fun.

>>715258696
Who's the bum?

>>715258968
vsauce joey

>>715258780
we got this far in the evolutionary timeline, we'll continue to exist

>>715258953
Most people don't understand the real nature of betting, but you do. Keep having FUN, anon!

>>715258968
Nakayama Festa

Gentildonna, the HARASSER of the Stay Gold Bloodline

>Triple Tiara Winner
>Didn't run in filly races after winning the triple tiara, because they'd already proven themselves the height of all mares.
>Bump Orfevre on the track and get the image of a 'Villainess'.
>Do it to Gold Ship too, but he actually bumps back, beginning an era of aggression.
>According to trainer Sugai, Gold Ship couldn't perceive Gentildonna as a woman due to her musculature.
>Not an uncommon opinion though, even fans called her 'The Gorilla'
>Mighty Deep Impact Genes
>Go head to head with the stoic Fenomeno in 10 races.
>End it with a 5-5 tie.

>>715258719 >>715258953

they were specifically betting on a loser who can never win just for a meme and kept the betting ticket 'for luck'

>>715258968
That's stay gold

>>715259249
Stay Gold isn't in that image, anon.

"Madness" is on the move...

I don't like that Uma decided to split the horses and ignore their family line, it should have been like Fate series where there are dynasties or families that send horses to race.

>>715258704
Big forehead.

>>715259491
>He wants all of the characters in the game to be used goods

Yeah that'd surely sell in Japan, anon.

>>715259295
Shit, my joke, I apologize

>>715259558
cute genius

I just got fine motion, do I wait a week and reroll for kitasan or can I do enough shit to earn 3 kitasans later?

>>715259853
If you don't roll for Kitasan your Fine Motion would be worthless, you NEED to get as many Kitasan as possible or your account will be permanently bricked

>>715259853
i dont know

>>715259935
Stop trolling the newfags.

>>715259853
Yeah I would reroll for kitasan, FM is good at lb0 but Kitasan needs at least a 3lb to become godlike, so your best bet is to get 3 kitasans with your initial rolls, then go to spark the 4th at 200 with all the gems you can earn. You'll probably pick up a FM in those rolls or a super creek and then you can borrow the FM

someone make a new thread that doesn't have an eceleb in the OP

YOU ONLY NEED TWO KITASAAAAAAANS

>>715260347
You want 3 from rerolling because if you want a good one now and not in 4-5 months, then you get to 2lb from pulls, then use your 200 pull spark to get to a 3lb which is really fucking good, and allows you to borrow a mlb super creek, or full motion or anything else. fucking yourself over with a locked friend slot borrowing a kitasan black sounds awful