Thread 716360530

Humans are superior.

>>716360530 (OP)
>Human

>>716360530 (OP)
I think that's a horse, bro

>>716360530 (OP)
>he doesn't know

>>716360530 (OP)
That's a horse

>>716360530 (OP)
superior to what

>>716360530 (OP)
I agree

>>716360530 (OP)
honse

>>716360530 (OP)
Thats a cat

I DEMAND TO SEE EVERY ANON'S FAVOURITE HORSE RIGHT THIS INSTANT

>>716360530 (OP)
I think we should make genetically altered human girls for domestic ownership.

>>716360530 (OP)
>same VA as my waifu
I'm legally obligated to love her.

>>716360761
Mcqueen because she's my first 3 star spark, and with her, many are to come

>building your deck/legacies to adhere to guides and meta
Whack
>building canonically accurate deck and legacies
real shit

>>716360761
number one uma in my heart

>>716360849
what the fuck is that filename

>>716360530 (OP)
she secretly wants humans to have sex with horses

>>716360923
I have played like 15 McQueen careers and none of them are a 3* .
Damn it I know the chance is low but I'm dying here. The only 3* i have has shitty parents and I haven't been able to have a 9*

tell me about yayoi. why does she wear the cat?

>>716361019
Even though she looks like a perfectly ripe and (in)fertile 10-year old, Kaban-chan isn't even a month old!

>>716360761
yup, all I need is a good ol' revolver on my hip

>>716360761
I think it's Rice (so far, at least)

>>716360761
Ogurin

>>716361227
>daughterwife
anon, how can she be your favorite if you aren't paying any attention to anything she says???

>>716360761
She's too beautiful but I keep failing the first Triple Crown race with her and shattering her dream.
I need better support cards, else I aren't worthy of training Bourbon.

>>716361201
see >>716360642

>>716361203
>>716361216
>American horse
>likes guns
>is a fat cow
bit on the nose innit?

human? more like troonman

At least I got a 3* spark.

>>716360642
is it the cat or the horse i dont get it

>>716360761
gold ships deep throat...

>>716360761
She's so cute and best, I'm happy I got her in my ticket roll

>>716361368
that's what makes it fun, would El Condor pasa be the same if she didn't talk about spicy food and wrestling 90% of the time?
Guns, burgers, and partying are the only 3 thoughts Taiki needs.

>>716361201
What's wrong with a cat hat?

>need more horses
>but already blew my load getting Kitasan
>don’t want to be fucked for Manhattan Cafe release
Bros…I don’t want to whale

Okay I beat like 10 careers so is like the only thing left is to grind sparks and pvpwhore

>my second URA victory
Well, that worked really well. Zero clocks used too.
Mattie is ultra cute. And she becomes that much more lovely and relatable by the end.

>>716360530 (OP)
You should always groom and fuck little girls while they're young. When they get older, they'll all become scheming little pieces of shit.

FUCKING NIGGER

>>716361824
there should be a middle ground to this

>Raw stamina requirements without recovery skills are ~480 for sprint, 740 for mile, ~1020 for mile, and stat capping 1200 for long
this doesnt seem right to me

>>716361882
>Antagonist
Holy BASED name

>>716361882
No matter how much power you increase, when you're blocked, you're blo--
>front overtaken by late in debut
never saw that before..

>>716361882
Lmfaaooooo

>>716361938
outside of career

>>716361938
That's because it isn't: you said "mile" twice

>>716361882
Lategods, we are so back

>>716361938
That's correct. Dataminers confirmed this.

>>716361882
vodka is so fucking shit

>>716361938
You get a hidden +400 to all stats except wit in campaign. Building over 1000 stam is pretty detrimental to speed and pow growth which you also need, which is why recovery skills are a must.

>>716362075
Uhh... Why isn't she wearing an undershirt or a bra?

>>716361882
serves you right for using the g1 costume on a junior race

>>716362202
This.

>>716362089
Needs broccoli cut

>>716361882
thanks anon you made my rough work day. imma enjoy a chilidog in your honor

>>716362176
To make her trainer happy.

>>716362089
Holy shit, the legendary Rizz-sama!

>>716362176
To attract pedophiles and KILL THEM

this is good, right? Oguri might win the URA, right?

>>716360761
my favorite chuddie

>>716362202
I wasn't. The only mistake I've made was falling for the front runner meme when I should've been running as late surger like god intended.

>>716362323
Isn't that a bit unfair?

>>716362382
Victory by 5 lengths, very next turn.

>>716362548
>Mile race
>Late
>Late
>End
Frontkeks???

>>716361882
I hate Vodka so much it's unreal

>5 more 1,500 rolls til spark for Makween
>Makween comes to me in the roll
>it's just her regular costume though, not the limited one
>very quickly running out of freebie carrots
>need to conserve some carrots for Maruzensky in a bikini and Manhattan Cafe
I'm tired, boss...

14k carats, i just need 4k more and i can spark for an mlb kita, really hope i can make enough.

>>716362548
yeah whatever faggot get ready to get mannered

>>716360761
She looks so happy.

It's a Guts card so it's 99.99999% chance of being complete shit but I'm still using it on every run because it's Haru

>Draw daily tickets in hopes to score a Kitasan with no 10-pulls left
>In my head i wonder when was the last time i won an SSR in any game with daily draws
>Book had a gold tab on it
>Tab turns rainbow
!!
>Gold City

>>716360530 (OP)
Is she actually an uma

>>716363102
>no skills
on second thought I think I'm gonna pass on this
like what the fuck

>>716362548
Never listen to frontbros.

>jobber meek finally gets a top 3 in ura finals
>watch umapyoi densetsu
>bitch has a horrible fucking voice
and you want to train her???

>>716360530 (OP)
I agree

>>716363191
check the events, its a good card but not for URA mode, wait for the next careers.

>>716362812
You're in luck. This game doesn't have limiteds, just alts.
>>716363102
>>716363191
I think someone said that it's pretty good, regardless. The trainer Kiryuin SR card is also good, even though it doesn't have any skills.

>>716363256
Fuck you
https://youtu.be/3X25llpr3-w?t=74

>Win URA Finales with Special Week
>The Good ending has her invite me to come and meet her not-dead mom and her dead mom also
>She asks trainer how he sees her after everything they've been through
>"You're my pride and joy."

>>716363391
>no tail
we were wrong?

>>716363584
>>716363256
I NEED her

>>716361203
good lord

>guy with MLB kitasan follows me out of nowhere
what could he possibly want from me?

>>716360530 (OP)
>Human

>>716363584
HAPPY HAPPY DARLING SAN NI ICHI GO FIGHT UPPY UPPY HONEY SAN NI ICHI UUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>716363850
You wouldn't do Kiryuin dirty like that

So when the fuck is the Curren banner? I've been waiting and waiting and waiting but nothing??

>>716364130
Kiryuin is a dumb whore that trained her to be loser.
Happy Meek needs a REAL trainer, like me.

>>716363391
how does Tazuna tucks her tail?

>>716364190
3 days

know the difference

I pick power in every event because that way I can focus more on training speed. AMA

>>716364304
>AMA
Thoughts on Guts?

uuuuuuuuuuuu umadacchi!
uuuuuuuuuuuuu uma pyoi! uma pyoi!
uuuuuuuuu sukidacchi!
uuuuuuuuuu uma pyoi!

Can you spot the problem here?

>>716364429
no bonus growth to speed

>>716364351
Its shit, only train there until Early March Classic Year, and only if it has the majority of your friends

>>716360530 (OP)
How long do I have to save for holiday TM Opera O?

>>716364467
No. But also I don't even know how you increase those.

>>716364537
you don't, those are different for each trainee. I take it you're upset at getting practice perfect

>>716360761
Opera

>>716364608
based based based BASED

>>716364579
No, I'm mad that I keep using these stupid CUNTS and neither ever proc the event that gives Charming status.

I hate horses now

>>716360761
The one and only.

>>716363391
You can NOT be walking around with that much ass Ms Tazuna

The game runs so much better on emulator that it's hilarious
>60fps
>Vsync so you can get over 60fps if you need to
>Animations and everything goes much faster
>No worthless dead space on the side so it takes a lot less space on my monitor

Real japan moment making the phone version better than the PC version. Congratulations cygames.

>>716363503
Can you get spooked by any previous horse/alt in a banner?

>>716364879
Yes

>>716363584
>Trainer-San in the crowd watching Happy Meek's concert performance minutes before rewinding time again

>>716364914
Huh, that’s interesting.

>>716364890
>start her career, she breaks into my apartment
There's no escape if she wants you is there

>>716364672
why not? It literally just worked for me.

>>716364919
you can't do that

>>716365035
How the fuck should I know? RNG is RNG.
You'd think with 2 cards that can get an event with it would proc and yet I've tried it like 3 runs now and none of them have.

>>716364986
Nope. She's really fun. It's pretty interesting how her and trainer's relationship develops (or can develop depending on success, events and fans, I think). She doesn't seem to be interested in her trainer that much (or that way) in the beginning and is just focusing on her luck and premonitions.

>>716361465
>Only 3* spark I've gotten was a speed Oguri Cap in my first week I played
>Can only get a chance at a 9* 3 times a day
I've been grinding away at a few umas that can consistently get 600 in spd/stm/pow and I STILL have yet to see another one.

>>716360530 (OP)
Tell me about Winning Ticket. Why does she cry?

>>716360761
It's honestly a battle between Tachyon, Nice Nature, and Scarlet for me.

>>716365318
I have another 3* spark (Air Groove), but she has shitty parents.
Was trying to grind more but the daily limit makes it such a pain.

>>716365321
She's just really passionate about everything, some dick can calm her down. Or make her worse

>Shouldn't use the uma scout selector ticket until you use the uma scout random ticket from the missions just in case you get fucked by a dupe
>the missions that include winning a minimum amount of plushies from the claw machine
uh

>>716360530 (OP)
Yes we are endurance runners so we will outlast them

>>716365514
the claw machine is easy
the RNG one is the "Get 5 supports in one training" but I bruteforced that one with 6 speed cards

>>716361368
Needs 200 more pounds then she will be a true american

>>716365286
I always feel bad doing her career and not getting her the wins she deserves. I really need to spend time making decent parents actually improving how I train.

>>716361368
>>716361586
>Somehow get rights to American Pharaoh
>So the umamusume will be American... and a Pharaoh
what kind of fucked up shit would come out of that

>>716360761
The emperor

>>716365794
Two words, bass pro shop

playing too much horses
had to set it to hidden on steam
or that guy i worked with 5 years ago might see

I finally won with top gun, best run with zero training failures, multiple friendship events and undefeated. I just needed to focus on wit.

>got literal death threat mail because she kept bodying oguri FRAUD
KEK WE LOVE YOU GOAT

>>716365949
Tell me about Vodka. Why does she drink from the flask?

>>716362548
Turns out aptitudes matter

>>716361368
I'm still considering how to use my ticket. On one hand, I could get someone brand new. On the other hand, I could have both Teios.

How do you guys factor the director/the reporter into your training schedule in year 1? Like, if you have one training option with the director and a support character on Speed, or two support characters on Guts, which do you pick?

>>716366091
A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A COOL FACTOR GIMMICK

>>716362882
I have been hitting perfectly and the claw machine jews me out of several plushies

>Who should we get to compose our wacky horse song?
>Lets get the guy who did the Jehuty theme in ZoE2

>>716366091
wants to look cool
comics say that she just puts tea in there and constantly uses it instead of cups like a weirdo

>Still like 2 years before she arrives
Life is suffering

>>716364351
Also gives stamina, it is the most important stat and whenever you lose it is always because you lack guts

>>716366131
getting director to like 3 squares is sneeded to upgrade your ultimate

When’s Sweep Tosho becoming playable? I want to correct her and make her eat her veggies.

>>716360761
I like retards

holy shit this cow is so easy to train compared to that bitch Vodka

>>716366197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIZadPWm7VM
Same composer that did Sins of the Fathers btw.

>>716366139
Miss runner, I'm URA. Uh, you don't get to bring drinks.

>>716366091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD4nNApSrd0

I need more SP, how the fuck do you even get more? The daily races give fuck all

>1100 Spd
>700 Stam
>600 Pow
>1* Wit spark

>>716366309
Thank you Green woman I can always count on you

is there a website that sorts support cards by running type like front or late?
GRUG HATE READING

>>716366558
me every day

Oguri's body is a MACHINE that turns 30tp into 1* wit

Another horse with shit fucking stats that fails in the URA Final.
Every god damn horse I train comes out with the same fucking stats and I don't know how I break out of it and make a horse worth a shit.

>9* speed BAKUSHIN
Is this something I should actually breed with

>>716366645
Why are there plushies of a random schoolgirl who made her debut that year?

>>716366650
replace that vodka card with a stamina one, then train speed more

>>716366558
Farming for sparks has absolutely killed my overall progression since I can't get a single 3* even with 600 in everything but guts.

>>716366650
>4 speed cards
>C+ speed
nigger what the FUCK are you doing?

>>716366630
Why would you need a website? You can do that in-game.

>>716366650
>4 speed cards including Kita black
>500 speed
Are you retarded perchance

>>716366650
I have no idea how some of you people keep failing URA when it's so easy. Especially with a horse that can go nige like macqween.

>>716360530 (OP)
clearly aliens are actually superior

>>716366747
>>716366728
Suck my fucking cock if I TRAIN ALL FUCKIGN SPEED SHE'LL HAVE NO FUCKING STAMINA AND HER POWER WILL BE FUCKING SHIT AND SHE'LL JUST GET FUCKING BOXED OUT FUCK YOU

>>716366720
oguri was that much of a breakout hit irl he's called the idol horse for a reason

>>716366629
That Spe scares me...

>>716366650
Speed should ALWAYS be your highest stat.

>>716366650
Your deck is all speed when your horse isn't a sprinter or mile runner. Get power and stamina cards.

>>716366794
Ok crazy idea
If you want less speed don’t use so many speed cards?

>>716366650
I get that speed stat by summer second year, what the fuck are you training anon?
Also your uma is a long/medium runner so I should see 2 stamina cards minimum and she almost certainly doesn't need a power card since she's only pace chasing

>>716366720
Her support card actually has a event where they are preparing to take start making that doll.

>>716366650
You should be hitting the Rainbows on Speed.
Your deck has 0 Stamina cards but you have 700.
McQueen has +20% Stamina gain, so you shouldn't really be training stamina that much, just choose a guest parent that has 9 stars and you should be good.

>>716366901
>he almost certainly doesn't need a power card since she's only pace chasing
The Power card gives her a gold stamina skill, the only one I can get from any card I own.

>>716361882
Nigget has more stamina and power than white men even in anime

>>716366650
Borrow special creek and get swinging maestro

>>716366509
>WELL CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GOT YOURSELF FIRST PLACE, NOW WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP IN YOUR CAREER
>CRASHING MY TRAINER'S CLOCKS - WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>716367121
>Borrow special creek and get swinging maestro
But then I can't borrow Kitasan.

>>716366865
Not that anon but I've been running this deck on long oguri but that's mostly for spark farming. Both parents are trash and the cards themselves are pretty F2P but it just works.

Not shown: The 1* wit spark. Thanks Oguri, real nice.

>>716367206
>But then I can't borrow Kitasan.
Yeah, that's why you should have rolled your own or rerolled for your own this banner.

>>716367206
Yeah I didn't notice that, swap the vodka card for a stam card and focus on speed, are you struggling in the long races of her career?

>>716366650
>Why do I need to train speed I have all these speed cards
Also choose your cards more carefully a pace chaser medium runner doesn't need wit cards

>>716367274
>Yeah, that's why you should have rolled your own or rerolled for your own this banner.
No, I'm not a fucking faggot like the rest of you that was going to abandon weeks of progress to go back to reroll hell and I went to pity on the banner and only got 2 Kitasan. Suck my fucking cock.

>>716360761
My daughter, Rice Shower

>>716360923
Am I just retarded, I really feel like getting upgrades in race and terrain types is much more beneficial than +60 in a stat

>>716367361
Everybody needs wit, asshole

>>716366794
>Power will be shit
Speed training increases power retard

>>716367274
Here's an older screenshot with just 2LB Kitasan before I caved and rolled harder for 3LB. I should have resisted the temptation instead of rolling harder, honestly.

>>716367372
>Weeks of progress
You made so much progress that horses I made day1 on my reroll account are better than the ones you made on your launch acc. Congratulations.

>>716367494
Fucking kill yourself.

>>716366131
It's mostly just a matter of luck. If the Director doesn't want to train with me and I see that I won't make her green in time I pick the option to continue in the extra training event over resting because it raises her friendship by 5 points.
The reporter is pure RNG, if I get her events after races I'm set, if I don't I'm fucked, and I feel like she appears less often during trainings too. But her bonus is the least significant anyway so it's not a big loss.
> if you have one training option with the director and a support character on Speed, or two support characters on Guts, which do you pick?
Out of these options I'd pick guts, but in an actual game I'd probably either race or rest.

Is it true that 3 recovery skills is about the same as swinging maestro?

>>716367485
Not enough to stop Umas from getting boxed in.

So I figured that you really, really need 600 Wit for PvP because my horses keep losing with 400 Wit but have better skills and stats than the other horses.

>>716367610
Yeah but obviously 1 gold is cheaper and easier than relying on 3 silvers.

>>716366197
So that's why it slaps so hard.

>HURR DURR STOP USING VODKA'S CARD
it gives a gold recovery skill you fucking retards

>>716364649
>>716364668
She’s so great

>>716367453
Stamina/power is more important, also a level 30 wit card doesn't give you anything, you need like level 45 to increase energy gain.
>>716367610
a recovery skill restores 15% of stamina
Swinging maestro restores 55%
Swinging maestro costs less than 3 stam skills

>>716367717
anon ...

>>716366131
I pretty much always easily max director pretty early but the reporter doesn't like to come party with me.

>>716367717
Gourmand and Swinging Maestro also exist and are easier to proc

>>716367523
Getting angry isn't going to solve the problem or change the facts. You were warned that Kitasan makes a giant difference and is the most important banner the game will have for a while.
Also, if you can't reliably clear URA then I'm not sure what you spent all these weeks doing.

BOY I SURE WISH I HAD STAM GOOD CARDS INSTEAD OF
TWIN TURBO

>>716367619
If you are at the front you won't get boxed in

>>716367837
Twin Turbo is an acquired taste.

I fucking hate Rice Shower. I spent 20 real dollars on a 3* voucher and got this pathetic wimp.

>>716367619
If you get boxed in you get boxed in, no amount of power will save you. Don't listen to green devil's lies.

>>716360990
based

>>716367838
Ok? Front is a racing style for pussies.
Plus McQueen isn't an A in Front.

>>716367874
You know why that shit sucks, right?

>>716367717
It's in most of my decks and I'm doing alright.

>trying to bust into A Ranks
>either one of or all of Super Creek, Fine Motion, or Kitasan keep hoeing me out of their gold skills
>meanwhile get plan x, every single goddamn game

>>716367837
Your Manhattan card?

>>716367837
You can get one from story and she's basically maxed out at 3LB. Borrow a MLB Super creek and you're ready to go.

>But then I can't borrow Kita!!!
Yes, that's why you were supposed to roll for her.

>>716367837
Twin turbo is great in any front runner

>>716367932
You can get her an A pretty easily. And honestly, anything is better than Pace.

>>716367640
I don't think you NEED that much, most of my team is 400-500, the higher ones are ~550.

Drew this stupid comic based on a screenshot from here

Be nicer to Satono :<

>>716366650
>4 whole speed cards when not going out of your way to pump speed
>0 stam cards on a long-distance horse
Try swapping out at least one of those speed cards for a stamina card, or maybe a second power/wit card if you have no good ones.
Twin Turbo should probably be the first to go if you're not building as a frontrunner (which I assume you aren't with a stat distribution like that)

>>716366724
Have you maxed compatibility possibilities i think getting max compatibility first is better than redoing random runs over and over.

>>716368030
JP made memes based on it too, it was funny times.

>>716367660
>>716367772
Of course it is cheaper but since I don't have super creek or kitasan, I have no choice but to look for alternatives.

I legitimately believe people that dropped their 2+ week old account that they played for hours on end all day every day to reroll for Kitasan deserve to be die horrible, painful deaths.

>>716363164
yes

>>716368030
based draw anon. do you have a blog?

>>716368030
Nice work

>>716366645
My and Kiryuin's daughter on the bottom left.

>>716368030
lmao

honestly is the anime worth watching? other than cute horsegirls how's the plot

>>716368086
That is why swinging maestro is meta, get friends with level 50 kitasan/super creek

>>716368116
if you just believed in yourself hard enough and resolved not to reroll no matter what, you would've gotten the maxed Kitasan.
That's what worked for me

>>716368116
its okay anon
you're new to gachas but you'll learn how they work in no time

>>716368116
You need like 100k to guarantee MLB kitasan

You're going to be borrowing this card at MLB when Aoharu hits so hope you already got your own Kitasan and Creek (You can get a free Creek from a SSR ticket that will happen when this card drops)

so when do we get her

>>716368116
What you gonna do about it, big boy?

I find it hard to believe that no owners in other countries would be willing to have their horses in this game, it has to be some weird nationalist decision like Kancolle, right?

>>716368320
So we can pick the SSR we want from there (I am going to assume from the standard pool)?

>>716360761
*tap**tap*tap*
I've just got one thing to say. Daiwa Scarlett is a cunt bitch

>>716368575
hide it as much you want, vodka, I know why the two of you are always sleep-deprived.

>>716367619
There are a lot of events that give you an option to increase power and with just 2 3* in power you can more than make up for not having power cards and just focus on speed instead.

>>716368371
This Sunday!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdbRb2ksX7s

Is 2* Super Creek good or is the card worthless until MLB?

when are we getting an anime girl greyhound gacha?

>>716368498
The half anniversary ticket on the JP account that I abandoned goes up to here. Not sure if the global one will have the same cutoff but we should get a ticket and you should be able to get something nice out of it.
Half anniversary should also give out an uncap material for free so you can get your LB2 Kitasan to LB3 or get your LB3 Kita to MLB.

>>716368762
You can slot any LB creek for maestro. It's obviously way better at max LB but Maestro is extremely useful and almost necessary on long horses.

>>716368575
Why is she doing the small pp pose?

>>716368492
>nationalistic
They have Japanese horses in the game because the game is developed by Japs for Japs and those are the horses they know of and care about. If this was a Yank game all of the horses would be from Yankeeland.

Anyone with an MLB Kitasan I can follow?

>have played a career for every trainee i own
well now what do i do

>>716368830
Awesome. Is there any other way to get those uncap materials or is just for the event?

Which has earned more money, Kitasan the horse or Kitasan the card?

>>716368371
January 2027.....

>>716361203
God, I love her. She's just an effortless best girl.

>want to play
>lost at the menu

god dammit

Also, the half-anni banner with Riko should come with a Rice pwr card that also gives Maestro like creek so it's overall a really good banner to roll on if you need better support cards.

>>716368932
If I recall correctly, normal events give 3 shards that can be combined into 1 SSR uncap mat once you have 20 of them. So you'd be able to uncap a gacha SSR once for free every 7 events.

>>716360642
Cute

>>716360761
Enjoy this fleeting moment, friends. And I love our dad Gimlet

>>716368492
It was big in japan but still niche. Now that it hit global markets I'm pretty sure international horse owners will want their horse to be put in the game.

>>716360642
So this is why she has the cat sleeping on her? I like all these real life things that influence the characters.

>>716369060
Great. Thanks for the info anoncito.

>>716368939
Probably the horse because the card/gacha wouldn't exist without the horse and people bet huge money on horse races too.

>>716369212
I think Global hasn't implemented the LB stones yet though so you have to wait until the first event that adds them.

What’s the RL connection between Manhattan Cafe and her invisible friend?

>>716363584
This song lights up my heart no matter how many times I hear it.

>>716363584
He's right that is pretty ass.

>>>/vg/532569320
HOT
O
T

>>716368870
P-please

>>716369448
The ghost is Sunday Silence which was Cafe's IRL father.

>>716369647
Apparently the guy that's avataring as Almond Eye is /uma/'s biggest schizo according to the JP thread. Used to avatar as Tachyon but got mad over everyone calling her the reddit horse so he moved to Almond Eye.

The more I play the more I hate this game. If you don't whale you can't compete. Legit the least F2P gacha I've ever played.

>>716369797
>If you don't whale you can't compete
>You can literally make A-rank horses on a fresh reroll
Umamusume is wit game
As in, you need braincells to be able to play it.

>>716369764
Just find someone
https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/search

Can anyone please post the future banners calendar? I forgor to save the image

>>716360761
I'm a simpleton with poor tastes. It cannot be helped.

>>716369791
Why are all /vg/ threads so full of severely mentally ill schizos. All of them.

what the HECK does U=Ma2 mean??

>>716369989
Should have seen the meltdown yesterday where some JPfag made like 30 threads because someone removed the JP info from the global thread which was unforgivable since it's his thread and he was there first.

>>716369797
Who are you trying to compete with? Top ranks are always going to be whale vs. whale so you'll be against other f2ps most of the time anyways

>>716368030
I see her in he event screen and forget she's a thing every time.

>>716370076
when does Jungle Pocket come out?

>>716370061
Uma = Musume *squared? Fug if I know.

Does Top Gun's Ult proc if I put her as Front?

>>716369959
Give yourself more credit. She's not Special Needs.

>>716370076
Thank you

>>716369907
>>716370185
Here's image 2

>>716369989
Generals encourage constant visiting and cross-thread discussion so you'll eventually realize posting patterns, ways of talking, avatar use. It's ideal for attentionwhores who are often mentally ill and thrive on attention.

>>716368116
not rerolling is genuinely the most retarded fucking thing you couldve done.

>new trainee does not call me Torena-san
career instantly dropped

>>716360761
Opera!

>>716369959
She's cute and has huge tits. Also plays really well once you figure out her playstyle. She's a fine horse woman, can't really blame you.

>>716370076
is 3-4 months enough time to get enough carats to spark?

>>716360761
waiting for cow tits

>>716368116
After I learned you can just tag a password to your ID.. it changed everything. There's literally no reason not to reroll. You can be the proud owner of a thousand accounts if you got the organizational skills (notepad.exe) to keep track of everything. There is ZERO downside.

>>716370263
the worst part of generals is the attentionwhores yeah
every thread will eventually get the thread personalities that want to push a narrative, pretend they're le supreme oldfags that own the thread and that they're the spokesman of humanity where if you disagree with him then you disagree with the entire thread
It's tiring and I strongly believe /vg/ as a whole was a mistake

If I had to move to somewhere that isn't /v/ for game discussion then it'd be /vmg/ or the site that must not be named but never /vg/

>>716360761
Akebono. The bigger the horse the better and she’s THE big horse

the forbidden love between umas and their trainers

>>716370416
she cute

>>716370316
>>716370316
lol dumb boy

>>716360761
Applejack

>>716369797
I don't whale and I've had success in my careers. That's all I'm in for, really. No, I don't have a Kitasan.

>>716368030
kek nice

>>716366804
It's weird seeing plushies of real-life horses. japan must really idolize these creatures more than anyone else.

>>716370448
Does she have a big ass?

>>716370265
You genuinely do not deserve to be alive. I hope you and your entire family die.

>>716370458
apparently it's not so forbidden when like 90% of traimer and trainees end up marrying each other.

>>716370252
>September 2027
guess I have plenty of time to save up for her then

>>716370458
Is it really all that forbidden when you have stuff like Bourbon's father being a former trainer?
I would say it's less forbidden and more or less expected.

>>716370423
Don't notepad man, just download mumu and clone the app. It runs much better than the steam version and you can have your best accounts there.
I'm currently running two accounts at the same time that got really good stuff and waiting for the Falcon or Seiun banner to decide which one gets dropped and which one I stick with.

>>716368116
good thing I held off on playing until Kitasan got released

>>716370609
mad cause you realized you wasted your time instead of just getting a couple of one of the absolute best cards in the game for completely free.

>>716370076
I can’t wait until December for Tama. I need her NOW.

>>716370640
dude what
I'll have to look into this
wat

>>716370540
>>716369797
which is the bigger whale game, grubble or uma

my danchou wants me to get 7 million fans per week... im ACKing.....

>>716370251
>extremely fast director-chang moving at light speed

>>716370706
Pic related. This is two different accounts that I'm playing at the same time.
The emulator is MuMu Player12

>>716370707
You can borrow Kitasan, you can’t borrow Bubs.

>>716370741
I'm glad my club isn't that autistic.

>>716369989
/vg/ or any thread that has a general, like many /a/ threads, have basically become Discord 2.0. People often call each other by username, they avatarfag, and even though the rules say you can't, nobody cares anymore.
They create their own personas, like being the X schizo or the Y schizo, just to be recognizable. They crave attention, and the more time passes, the more annoying they become, all to pull even more attention toward themselves.
I've seen cases where anons start hating something just to become That anon, then fill the thread with spam and bait posts until it becomes unusable for normal users. Only other schizos who can out-sperg the original sperg stick around, and the thread turns into a space for 2 or 3 people who bait each other nonstop, 24/7 until a newfag comes around and try to engage in discussion of the topic only to get bait and spam replies.
Then it evolves into those schizos getting bots just to keep their presence in the thread 24/7.

And that's why /vg/ fucking sucks.

>>716370536
Terrible taste

>>716370741
based stable owner danchode keeping the leash tight

>>716370591
Her ass is kind of obscured by her outfit. But image being that heavy does make her ass big. Plus her tits are big too

>>716370842
couldn't be me

>>716368030
fucking kek

Mayano is for ojisaans only

>>716371003
big ass tits are good.

This card doesn’t seem that good. I don’t get the fuss.

>>716370371
I've never seen a gacha take more than 2 months for a spark so I'd assume with the accelerated schedule it'll probably be 1.5 months for a spark at most.

>>716370952
I used to shitpost on a /vg/ general some years ago and baited a bunch of idiots. It's quite literally been several years and some clown kept reposting my same shitposts and baits long after I was gone on top of expanding to several other generals.
It's crazy how the general still felt the same from the day I left with the same shitposts, baits and retardation. Real eye opening experience and made me understand that most people on /vg/ don't give a shit about discussion and are there just to troll each other.

>>716371167
They just get bots, that's why it all feels the same, it's even worse now with AI and it probably won't get better Until they implement real ID check

>>716370436
any current examples?

>>716368030
I can't wait for this semen demon to come out

>>716362115
>>716362097
OK, so how much Stamina are recovery skills worth?

Also, aren't the numbers different for different positions? These look like Front Runner numbers.

>>716371164
ok good cause i really want manhattan cafe but i would also like to mlb my kita and that might require a spark.

>>716371154
dumbass

>>716371272
Most /a/ threads

>>716371272
every /vg/ gacha thread

>>716369959
She's supreme wife material, I will not and never will doubt your taste in Scarlet.

>>716371272
Literally any FFXIV thread

I whaled and did 427 rolls on the Kitasan banner. I got 2 Kitasans from it and both were from pity.

>3rd time a 10% training failed
>2 sleep deprived with night owls
>halfway 2nd year

cursed run

>>716371440
why the fuck would you way and not just reroll you retarded faggot

>run tachyon for the first time
>fucking 2nd on her debut

>>716371442
For those runs I just reach 600 something and call it a day.

>>716371272
some guy on /gfg/ likes to samefag himself constantly, making posts of his own clears with a trip and making multiple post conversations talking about himself and then copying them to 8ch and the other sister general

>>716371440
lol

>>716371442
that means it's time to send her to the glue factory

>>716371464
I got a 3 star speed spark on a run I wanted to give up. You never know

>>716371440
A chink acc with MLB Kitasan and FM+Creek is $30
Just for your information

>>716371440
F

>>716368030
ungrateful trainer-san requires stamina training correction

>>716371525
but how do you know the chink won't take the account back immediately after getting the money?

>>716370741
That's like 3 runs per day that you should be doing anyway.

>>716371154
whale bros we LOST

>>716371272
>imagen - TMA – TriangleMA - that one faggot who is trying to tear apart /uma/
>vtumor faggot who loves Tachyon, technically a power-hungry attention whore
>made the og >>>>divegrass team only because he wanted power
>ended up getting raped worse than Kevin Nash and made a joke out of the general, even losing to /gig/, a certified shit team at that time
>fucks off in the worst possible way, by making himself into a living copypasta and goes onto direct a troop of underage people for the so called VTL
>a based dacchi who loves our general took the reins of the team and got us to the results we saw these last 2 cups
>the giganigger comes back twice to make a clown out of himself, the first one fucking up an unrelated team and the second one…
>recently this year someone obsesses over enforcing his shit taste, e.g. girls with glasses, and starts giving the most atrocious takes in the universe
>always uses the same “imagen” prefix for his images
>if you disagreed you got mass-reported by his “cord” [At the time dacchis just joked about him being part of a meganecord, ended being true but not in the way everyone expected]
>2 dacchis injured 1 banned
>he also spread the news about the creation of “/umalter/” within the divegrass general in /vg/ and the discord group of that same shit
>near >>global release dacchis start calling out his bullshit both in thread and in /4ccg/
>desperate he splits off the thread to /vmg/ first, then /umalter/ in /vg/ and then also /umaJP/ to increase his chances
>first two die, only /umaJP/ remains, but since he’s unironically a JP player too he thinks he has leverage
>current manager doesn’t want to admit it’s him
>now he’s trying to take the divegrass team away by force with his army of vtumorfags
Shit you wouldn’t like to see but proves this started happening recently: https://files.catbox.moe/8uqt87.png

>>716370952
>Then it evolves into those schizos getting bots just to keep their presence in the thread 24/7.
This is when a general dies for me because what the fuck is the point of doing this aside from pissing off the last 10-15 people who even bother to try and post in a thread.
I think schizo or obnoxious fanbases like with /ba/ negate a lot of the usual /vg/ problems because attention whores have to actually try to fight for attention.

>>716360530 (OP)
This bitch's voice acting is so annoying nyyerrh
Why does she keep making random sounds nyyerrhh

>>716365794
>We are kings

>>716371578
You just gotta trust them and accept the risk you're taking but if you got money but no time then you can just pay someone to reroll for you. If you got friends that play gacha then you can definitely find someone that would reroll for you for free and even better if you offer them money for their troubles.
And if you have no money but got time then you can just simply reroll yourself for at least 2LB Kitasan since it takes like 2 min per reroll and you can reroll on 4+ instances at the same time if your PC is good.

>>716370536
immaculate taste

>>716368492
Owners from other countries don't want the japs to put their horses in wedding dresses so fat ugly bastard neets can jerk off to them.

>>716360530 (OP)
>shiwoto nyaa
>ha-ha

>>716361586
El Condor Pasa isn't even hispanic, she's from Kentucky

>>716371739
I want to see Seabiscuit in a wedding dress fawning over Toreno-san.

>>716371662
Didn't he start avatarfagging as almond now? I saw a lot of shitposting centered around her and him baiting retards with her while acting better than everyone

>>716371440
should have just rerolled

>>716365794
>we
Discussed it already. She would be a brown girl in a US flag-print bikini.

>>716371715
>paying someone money so you don't have to pay money
Lol, lmao

>>716371790
an American horse trained in Japan, named after a song from Peru and goes over to France to almost win the biggest race there.

>>716371272
The Nowifag in /feg/ has been going for years and regularly goes onto /v/ to get people to post there with him. Go there at any time (even right now) and you'll see him.
I remember /ba/ had a few notable schizos that all self doxed with one of them being some seemingly normal white businessman in the US and I still don't know why he was schizo posting.

Which of these is most likely to get borrowed as a featured card

>>716371662
what's even the end goal? to be worshipped?

>>716371973
Okay, picture this. You have a well paying job and you can afford to drop hundreds on your hobby without it hurting your bottom line.
You could drop $500 for like 2 kitasan cards or you could pay $30-50 to someone from your circle of friends that has the time to reroll and could use the money. You know the guy won't fuck you over (since you've hopefully known them for a while), he'll be grateful for the money and you ended up paying a lot less than you would have if you bought straight gems.
Sometimes you don't even have to pay because there's that one guy in gacha circles that rerolls hundreds of accounts for himself and gives away the leftovers for free.

>>716372164
Amazon

>>716371739
I call bullshit on this, Arabs are notorious weebs, I can easily that Saudi Prince who bought SNK for example letting his horses become anime girls.

>>716360695
What does she even do?

>>716372164
Amazon I love her in various running styles. The Nice Nature event card too is excellent for Late Surgers but everyone is too broke to invest in it.

>>716372164
Amazon
Everyone has a Kitasan. Not everyone has a fully uncapped SR.
I only started getting points for my featured card once I put my lv45 SR Marvelous in there

>>716360761
T.M Opera O

>>716372350
She writes propaganda pieces.

>>716372321
Arabs also love horses.

>connection error
it's over eos soon...

AAAAAAH THE HORSE GAME IS BANNED

cygames owes me 15,000 carats

>>716372559
Mastercard bros won...

50 MORE CARATS TO ANON

uuuh bros I finished a run with good ending and I was just spending my last points

what do

Uma bros... whats happening?

>>716366794
First of all, Wit is the stat that decides whether your horse will get boxed in or not (high with will make them reposition themselves so they don't get boxed), second, if your horse has low speed, getting stuck behind the pack becomes inevitable since if you had high speed your horse will always run in front of the pack to avoid getting body blocked.

I just crushed the URA Finals using Agnes for the first time and CONNECTION LOST

I'VE SEEN ENOUGH

50 CARATS COMPENSATION

YIPPPEEE

50 carats woohoo!

These 3rd world reroll resellers are clogging up the servers so bad they keep dying.

>Connection error
It's umaover

NOOOO I WAS AT THE FINALS I WAS SO CLOSE!

rice shower did this...

>>716367837
Twin Turbo is low key good, a free +50 speed boost (even though it's RNG) is good to have.

It's back

>>716372634
thank god it's back

What's the worst thing you can see in this game?

sorry guys i was feeding my rice shower and i heard a loud crack after, did something break

>>716372867
Can you post a picture of your horse?

>>716371818
>mtv best kiss award winner seabiscuit

Who would have bigger tits:

Secretariat, Sea Biscuit, or Man O War?

what book is she talking about

>Just learning that most of these horses came from a single burger horse that was imported in the 90s.
Is he like this universe's Zeus

>>716373081
Zenyatta

>>716371164
Someone already did the math and minus events and surprise free carats, you need 6 months to get enough carats for a single spark, assuming you're on an SS rank Club and on the highest tier on the team race PvP mode.
With events rewards it would probably take around 4 months.

>>716372941
here's a selfie

>>716373081
secretariat

Rocky first time career with Agnes Tachyon but ended up achieving rank A with her. 2*Guts of course.

>>716373115
the bible

>literally only want to do Gold Ship career runs for End Closer kino
>can't because I need sparks from other characters not just her
I hate this

>>716373081
Secretariat would basically be a tall redhead with giant tits.

>>716360915
Just finished her career. Why are her goals so schizophrenic? Never seen a girl run all 4 race distances

>>716373081
Redpill me on American Pharoah

>>716373379
how do you build gold ship as an end closer? power and stamina?

SIRS IS THIS GOOD
IT LOOKS GOOD

Why the fuck are the carats so expensive?
I'm pretty sure that people would be more willing to spend money if a 10 pull is worth $10.

>>716373532
yes congratulations
Speed spark isn't too desirable given that it's the easiest stat to get but it's a solid parent you can use for all your other horses while trying for something better

>>716372350
make my dick hard

>>716373515
American raised Egyptian bought.

Surprised no one talks about Justify, but she cheated, right?

>>716373524
Fuck if I know.
I just learn this skill early and everything tends to work out.

>>716360761
You already posted her.

>>716373584
cygames? more like kikegames

Will Deep Impact really never be jncluded?

as much as I like raising sims, I really don't see myself still playing this in a year and a half when the only horse that I feel an intense need for drops
i'm planning to burn every carat I get farming for the pity kitasan I might even do "that" if necessary and hoping for some decent uncaps on SR's along the way, but I feel like after that I'm just gonna do a cheeky 10roll every week or so on horses and hope for the best
how retarded is this

Do i just transfer all the shitty parents from my legacies? my roster is full

>>716360761
It's the most basic bitch answer but I just like her I can't help it.

>>716373749
just play for your favorite horses and you'll be fine. unless you're a giga whale its not worth dumping money into this game

>>716373804
send them to the glue factory

who do i pick for ura long? golshi? and what card setup? any tips appreciated

>>716360665
>tfw still no 3* spark

>>716360761
Oguri Cap

>>716360761
My wife and our daughter.

Tell it to me straight guys:
Wich of these girls is the autistic one?

>>716373902
it's over fo rme, i thought the plate was a sports bra and that it had an underboob

>>716373941
Agnes Tachyon

>>716360761
Always Teio

>>716373941
all of them

>>716373941
There's a few of them. Like Sounds of Earth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4-iB8zw9l8

>>716373941
it varies, you will probably like agnes tachyon though

>Charming O before the debut

this is the run

>>716361709
I personally made it a challenge to beat career with every single Uma i can get for free with my ocassional pull

>>716360530 (OP)
>>716360642
>Short female horse that's famous for getting fucked and giving birth to hundreds of race horses
what did they mean by this

reminder to save your carats and resist the urge to pull on every banner that releases

>>716374327
but brian is next!

>>716370061
really fucking fast horse

>>716374327
>>716374496
how often do they rerun banners?

>>716374128
I had a Teio run that got early Charming and the Energy accupuncture. Sadly it also crashed and burned in Summer from a 7% Failure on a triple Rainbow that resulted in a debuff that didn't go away until THREE trips to the infirmary.

>>716374612
rarely, but all umas are added to the permanent pool after their banner ends

>>716373941
Suzuka

>>716374821
oh ok, that's not bad. Does that include the holiday ones?

>>716374327
I will pull whenever I goddamn want because the only uma I truly care about is a 1star that I'm just farming stars (and statues to buy stars) for

>>716374654
just got hit with bad rng, fuck this

>>716375125
hey at least she didn't get Night Owl from that Rest

>>716373584
That's actually on the cheaper side for those scummy mobile slot machines. Most of them charge something like 30 dollars for 10 pulls.

>>716374950
i'm honestly surprised at how much i like the 1stars.

heading to the onsen with chrono, lads! wish me luck

AAAAIIIEEEEEE I KEEP GETTING SLEEP DEPRIVED + NIGHT OWL AT THE WORST POSSIBLE TIMES

>>716375613
this is why i just bring the tazuna card, it's not worth the headache otherwise

>>716375573
man I want her so much but I don't want to wait four fucking years
hoping that her stuff is translated with the ENTL patch so I can just reroll for her on JP and do her campaign on JP

I want to play this game. Is there like a list of things i should click and in what order so i dont have to think?

>>716375716
https://gametora.com/umamusume/training-event-helper

>>716375716
It's a raising simulator so the entire game is choices, decisions and thinking.

what exactly are the odds on getting a 3* pull when you roll? The only uma left that I'm really fiending for is Teio
>but you should save your cara-
Nakayama Festa is over a year away, I have time to save until then

>>716375770
I thought it was clicking rainbows

>>716375657
it is honestly really good for a source of consistent rest and mood. It can ever cure ailments

>>716375834
sometimes the rainbow is not worth clicking

>anons spamming rest instead of wit training
Brainlet trainers, witlet uma.

how can I lv up the unique skill, or is it random?

>>716375806
3% for any 3*
teio alt and mcqueen alt are 0.5% each

>>716375935
fans

>>716375935
60k fans at valentines
80k fans + green friendship with the director at fan fest, it's in the some time in the spring
120k fans at christmas
all senior year

>>716373524
6/5/5/x/3 ratio always wins it for me. Just make sure to use stamina cards, less if you have Maestro.

>>716375891
the energy restore of wit is less than half of resting, meaning that if you don't rest at all and rely instead on wit, you won't grow your speed/stam/power enough

>>716376217
you bring wit cards with bonus energy recovery if you're using wit as a rest replacement

>>716375891
>bro just slot 6 wit cards, then you earn just as much energy from wit as you do from a sleep deprived! it's free stats, bro!
>n-no, it doesn't work if they're not on wit, but that's fine! just bring specialty priority! skill issue!!!!

>>716369989
I miss /mbg/...

>>716376380
what other cards are there? I maxed out the Spring Nature card, but it's not enough and often when I need the energy restore, she does not rainbow for me

https://youtube.com/shorts/1irmqQhf-os
Every day until you like it

I remember someone saying one of the tactic positions is considered worse since it spends more stamina compared to the other 3 but I can't remember if it was Pace or Late one

>ctrl f "Mambo"
>0 results
What the FUCK is wrong with you all?

ei ei mun

>>716363391
Okay how the fuck does she hide her tail?

ei ei mun

>>716376996
>>716377043
>>716377089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwFnKLamKY

>>716376617
Marvelous Sunday and Matikanefukukitaru are great wit SRs. Daiwa Scarlet too.

>>716376429
>>bro just slot 6 wit cards
you only need one, it's not like you're going to be training it every turn

>>716377171
ah yes, +3 energy recovery when training wit
this eliminates my need to ever press rest

we've had this argument before, do you want to skip to the part where you transmutate into a screaming baby about how if you ever rest your run is doomed because there's a 5% chance of getting night owl?

>>716377261
nah I'll just stick to winning

>>716377261
nta but I just did a 4 Wit 2 Speed Agnes Tachyon A rank run and I only had to rest twice the whole run.

Jokes on (you) chud i don't HAVE wit cards!

>>716377386
gee anon, sounds like you didn't slot 1 wit card like the other anon said was sufficient for eliminating the need to rest!
sounds like your input is thus completely tangential at best!
sounds like maybe you should learn when to speak up and when not to!

so you're supposed to spend your entire first year prioritizing friendships over the actual stats themselves? I just did a bakushin run and as fun as it is to go "dude speed lmao" I crashed out hard like four races in

>>716377675
yes thats why cards with high specialty priority are top tier.

>>716377675
if you get everyone to orange friendship level in year 1, you gain more stats in year 2 and year 3 than you would if you just tried to brute force your stats alone.

>>716377675
yes, you want all of them at orange by summer camp

>>716377619
anon who pissed in your cereal this morning?