Thread 717885016

Do yoga instead of Goo Goo Babies.

japanese mlp

Play a real game

Bots

Look at this neicha

>>717885169
NICE NATIE!

I GOT PROMOTED TO RANK 6 AND NOW I CANT STOP LOSING AAIIIEEEEE

>>717885169
Wife Neicha

>>717885169
Fug....

>>717885169
>An Uma with all the strength of a horse playfully shoulder barging you
Broken ribs, slammed to the ground like a sack of shit.

>>717885649
hot

why he did it

>>717885359
Do you have all slots filled? I still don't have a sprinter :(

>>717885016 (OP)
>Goo Goo Babies.

>>717885713
No Sprinters? Where's you're Bakushin bro?

Best cards to grind event with gold ship?

MLB Super Creek if you need to borrow it:
284288465491

>Never the umamusume
>Never drew a carat
>Only a B+ rank runner
>Never had a good race before her classic year and even then was overshadowed by vastly superior runners
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out her Spica comfort even when Rigil threw millions of carrots at her
>Was the favorite of the lowest drawing G1 race in her classic year
>Was the favorite of the lowest drawing G1 race in her senior year
>Was barely ever in the Triple Crown scene because she was never a big enough deal
>Only the 4th best member of Team Sirius
>Only the 6th best member of Team Spica
>Only the 7th best member of the Mejiro Family (she can thank Ryan for not being 8th)
>Janetty to Goldship
>Her S2 cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls herself """"""""DA BEST STAYER IN DA TWINKLE SERIES""""""""
>Shit taste in sweets
>Shit hair ornaments
>Failed at her first rivalry so badly that she resorted to clashing with glass bones
>Only significant achievement was accidentally winning the same race twice in a row
>DQ'd from Autumn Tenno Sho because she was afraid of literal jobbers fraud-checking her
>Buried Teio and fractured her leg, because she beat her at Janken backstage
>When racing against Rice Shower, felt that "her life was in danger" and subsequently choked her Spring Tenno Sho streak
>Always tried to one-up Teio's injuries on herself, ended up with a career-ending injury
>Huge mark for herself, according to Tazuna she requests nothing but Signal of Something New on the jukebox
>Not even her grandmother was a mark for her, and told her to 'please retire'
>Only claim to fame was starring in the gacha's "main story" and despite that main evented in the lowest drawing banner in history
>Is the racing equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre employee whose sole claim to that position was by being a nepobaby
>The biggest impact she had on the franchise was dumping yet another piece of yuribait garbage in an already polluted ocean

Ecwilpes phirst, de leste nowheye

>3 SSRs in 40 pulls
>none of them are Super Creek

Oh!

>>717885169
man what the hell all she had to do was lose those wack ass twintails to look cute?

is Stamina Eater a good skill for golshi?

>>717885016 (OP)
nice pits

whats the mile req again

I got 450 during 1st summer

>>717885016 (OP)
MLB Goo Goo Babies if you need to borrow it:
284288465491

>>717886120
The same can be said for pretty much any Uma with twin tails.

>>717886167
What’s it good for?

>>717885708
It always tickles me how horses use their lips almost like fingers.

>have 0lb super creek
>getting Swinging Maestro is down to luck no matter what lb it's at
>already get stamina from 9* sparks
What's the point in mlb again?

>>717885169
How do i get a gf like this, bros?

>If you get night owl right before summer, you can't cure it until after summer
Whoever thought of this is an asshole

>>717885713
I use Air Grove personally, she has a c, or d in sprint naturally so you can get it up to A or S without that much effort, and her career doesnt have any long races so you arent wasting as many stats on stamina.

I think King Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh wins races and doesnt afraid of anything.

>>717886409
Would you actually waste a potential summer training over that?

>>717886409
Just don't get night owl bro.

>>717886120
>>717886120
only the most absolute faggot ultra magnum DOUBLE NIGGER opinions here

>>717886409
why would you ever waste 1 summer turn trying to cure it you god damn idiot.
-10 energy vs losing a turn where you get +50 stats

You're fucking retarded for even bothering to cure it during summer

daily raisu dewa

jupeetah cuppo dewa

moonlighto sho dewa

where tf do i get SP bruh? i need like about 80k of them.
Also, is the Manhattan Cafe SR good?

>>717886409
That is why I just use Tazuna and have her restore energy through an event right before Summer. People really sleep on Tazuna since she gives 5 on request energy and mood up events.

>>717886261
>>717886347
If you're going to slot in Super Creek 100% of the time in your deck, might as well get one with a higher level which gives better raw stats like initial friendship, friendship bonus and specialty priority.

>>717886452
>>717886489
When you get it twice in one run, you get paranoid. And the possibility of losing up to 80 energy over that period is a fuckload of energy to lose. Being able to recover if you got a shit period of no rainbows for the summer would at least be something.

>>717886409
You retard

>>717886347
Mostly for her Initial Friendship Gauge and her Training Bonus, but it's less mandatory than Kitasan Black.

>>717885016 (OP)
no, I don't think so

>>717886160
For me:
If the career has sprints and miles then I tend to go for around 300.
If the career has miles and mediums, then around 500 minimum.

>>717886516
For me, it's her moaning when you spam buying in the daily shop.

>>717886659
>up to 80 energy
????

Oh fuck off

Rate my newest Golshi, how is she?

>>717886731
Night Owl proc is -10, and if you get unlucky you can get stuck with Night Owl both summers, and you can proc it after every single one of those training sessions. The chance of it activating after every session isn't likely, but I wouldn't be surprised if it happened to at least one person.

>>717886845
Post deck

>>717886516
He he... Koukan arigatogozaimasu
He he... Koukan arigatogozaimasu
He he... Koukan arigatogozaimasu

>>717885169
>Shoulder bumping me
IS SHE TRYING TO KILL ME!?!?!

>>717886951
>and if you get unlucky you can get stuck with Night Owl both summers,
What the fuck are you talking about? Just remove night owl after the first summer. You're coming up with stupid scenarios in your head that literally never happen in real life.

So I just burnt all my carrots getting super creek, think I'll be able to gain 30k carrots by the time the january banner comes around?

>>717885169
[Chair clattering]

>>717886989
I didn’t have another good stamina SR to replace tamamo cross with, and my legacy umas are both quite meh, spread out 7*s.

>>717886643
God, she's so fucking shit even at MLB. I guess since you NEED her, you might as well have her MLB, but man, there is no need for her to go beyond one copy.

>>717887052
The first summer training, I got it early June, tried to heal it, failed, then got stuck with it all summer. I had to heal after summer. Then I rested late June of the next year, got Night Owl again, and was stuck with it another summer. It kicked in two separate instances. And if you're telling me to witmax, I don't even have any wit cards at MLB so it's pointless to even try.

>>717887036
she's the new year shrine slammer

>you can rent decks in JP
>Top rented ones all have kitasan
>No super creek, replaced by guts cards
Bros?

>>717886037
Yeah but she has the lewdest swimsuit

>>717885708
Animal generally prefer running water because stagnant/nonmoving water is typically full of bacteria, parasites, fungi, etc. in nature

>>717887226
what the hell? why tf am I rolling for cards then?

wth

>>717887226
way way down the line there is a guts rework that makes it more important than stamina apparently, I think it was around either the 2nd or 3rd anniversary, so you've got plenty of time

>Pace Chaser does the entire race like a Front Runner
It's basically a guaranteed win when it happens. I'm training a MONSTER Teio this run, crazy stuff.

>>717887263
so you can get MLB SR like Top Cun in that image

>>717887263
>Why roll now, when I could roll in two years
Bro...

>>717887263
those decks are fixed, you have to use the entire deck as-is
and by the time they get added all those cards have been powercreeped

>>717887284
same when my late surger leads the pace pack

>>717887226
>>717887287
>>717887296
Do nips just not roll cards unless they're whales then

>>717887283
So there's 2 Guts upgrades? One was at the first anniversary and then another one later?

>>717887226
wait I thought the reason Fine Motion was good was because she gave perfect practice? Doesn't Kitasan have an event that does the same thing?

>>717887371
honestly maybe it is the 1st anniversary, I've heard about it multiple times but have completely forgotten when it happens

>>717887036
Trainer-san is unbreakable. Gold Ship outright drop kicks him after races sometimes.

>>717887383
Yes but Fine Motion is a guaranteed PP, you might not get it with Kitasan.

>>717885016 (OP)
but i want my mommy

>>717887383
Fine motion's is guaranteed while Kitasan's is random iirc

>>717887190
>Then I rested late June of the next year,
never rest before summer, let it be your lesson.
And yeah half your issues are using rest instead of witmaxxing anyway.

>>717885016 (OP)
I'll fill her with my goo goo babies.

>>717887226
no shit, stamina is a meme after power creep

she's kind of a witlet but I think she's going on the CM squad regardless
Don't care if Pace Chasing isn't meta.

>>717887468
Unfortunately like I said, I can't witmax. Nothing is past LB3, may as well not even bother.

>>717885016 (OP)
Flexible appendix

>>717887553
this post is much more boring without "reminder" being in there somewhere

killer tunes on daiwa (front) good or bad?

does dominator ever activate? you need to be losing in late race for it to trigger, sounds bad IMHO

Anybody know what that one event is where you get to choose between the tracen shoes and the carrots? How do you trigger it?
Also what do those shoes do? just bump speed?

>>717887359
ismt that just selection bias? "oh look, 5 whale decks have these cards", meanwhile an overwhelming majority of players are f2p or at least arent major spenders. just pull for what character you like, or which skills you'd like to get in your careers

>>717886037
I know the anime made her yuribait trash but i still love her for some reason.

>>717887793
wouldn't know, never taken them. Energy is always better, no exceptions, and the tissue event taught me carrots restore energy so I've always picked carrots.

>>717887793
I think it's random but you have to get Director Loli's friendship to orange before a certain date.

>>717887786
That's why you put it on a debuffer with mediocre stats.

>>717887818
Because shes cute and flat.

>>717887793
high director friendship + high power + random chance
shoes give -10 energy +20 pow +20 guts and beeline burst hint

>>717887793
-10 energy
+20 power
+20 guts
beeline burst hint

>>717887793
Training equipment gives beeline burst, carrots give BOFA, both give some stats, i think its random and somewhat rare, it also has a strength check and failing gives you -1 mood iirc

>>717887914
>>717887916
>- energy for guts
got it ill never choose that, cheers

>>717887818
I mean the anime did that, but the first story arc in the game pretty much has her as the main heroine.

My Doto funds :3

>>717885708
wit maxxing

>>717887818
Everytime you select legacies, you are yuri breeding horses.

Stop bullying umas

>>717885016 (OP)
made for BWC

>>717888264
Big woman cock!

>>717887516
>>717887073
>>717886845
how boring
damn this game blows

>>717888397
did you just pick random posts to reply to or something

>>>/trash/
Buy an ad.

I got a weird Uma from my banner, what do

>>717886409
Do you go right to sleep the moment your parents told you to? If not you are legally not allowed to complain.

How's the 'you can MLB your ssr later' thing works?

Umamusume is wit game

>reroll once
>3 super creek
well okay game

>>717887731
hello? trying to figure out if daiwa is worth leveling up

>>717888707
>teio
>wit
I reject this premise

>>717888753
https://youtu.be/hvGyO_2wQzs?t=140

So after this banner, there won't be a support banner worth rolling until the eventual power creep right?

>>717887036
I kinda want an uma to accidentally break my ribs and stay by my bedside while my fractures heal.

>>717888897
Until Kitasan Black 2, circa december 2025

>>717887195
lol

>>717888897
Pretty much. Your next focus should be getting more Umas. Probably save up for the banner in January where any Uma is sparkable.

>>717888897
Aoharu is a good banner to roll on. Riko is usable up to Grand Live and Rice is a decent card with Swinging Maestro

>>717888897
There's the Kitasan rerun banner in December, but it's so close to the January "every character is on rate up" banner that you'd need to save up 60k carats if you want to try your luck on that banner.

>>717888707
It's really not

>>717888483
train her?

>>717889117
It is for me since I only have wit cards.

>>717885016 (OP)
>game out 4 years ago
>suddenly it's popular and everyone talking about it now
is it artificial popularity

>>717889257
hell yeah. if you don't have an entire deck's worth of shitty uncapped wit or guts cards then you ain't my nigga

>>717889292
it just came out in the civilized world

Wokest uma?

>#1 on steam again

BA bros...

>>717886516
>>717887034
why is her voice so anime

>>717889403
anime game you incel

>>717889292
Funny enough the mobile game didn't actually come out here first game wise it was a spin-off party game

>>717889394
>>#1 on steam again
really why

>>717889075
>>717889017
whats the name of the spark everyone banner?

>>717888070
fug

>>717889394
yea? I'm enjoying umamusume

>>717889394
>Trying to start another gacha war
Fuck off

>>717887818
I mean kinda, but besides the literal date she and Teio went on it's pretty tame

Is an Uma with a bunch of 1 star white skills a better parent than one with 2 stars in URA finale?

>>717889816
probably not, but it depends on what the skills are

>>717889394
In practice, why did people decide to ignore BA but Uma?

>>717889394
>>717889872
>BA
???

>>717889816
I think those are inconsequential. Instead, focus on getting 3 stars on stats and turf/distance aptitude sparks.

Very very very rainbow

You guys did get Smart Falcon off your free pull right?

>>717889903
I'm asking because I have a goldship with 3 stam stars but a bunch of 1 star white skills and a grass wonder with 2 stam but 2 stars in URA. When the event comes around to upgrade, I was wondering if it was worth to keep the grass wonder.

>>717889394
BA bro here
I love NTR

mambo

Don't talk about other games that already flopped. It's a waste of time.

>>717889964
Eh personally I take 3 star stam, the value you get out of that is exponential compared to a 2 star.

>>717889937
Dr. Pavel I'm UMA

>>717889703
What was his fucking problem?

>>717889937
I got more stars for bakushin.

>>717890029
yeah but isn't there an event coming up where you can add an extra star to any Blue/Pink spark?

>Club Rank 11700
is dis good?

>>717889903
where are you getting these oekakis

>>717887404
pretty sure the after race scene is from the POV of a poor rando cameraman
that's why Hayahide tells him to back off when he does a close up of her gigantic head

>>717890067
lol

>>717889964
URA is only good if both the parents are compatible though

>>717890049
Stay Gold is a creature of pure hate.

>>717889903
Wtf, taishin is actually kinda cute???

>>717889872
The BA porn is free.

>>717890067
You only get 3 use out of that iirc, unless you're willing to spend carats to get more usage.

>>717890119
https://umapyoi.net/news/1949
???

>>717890131
Is that dude fucking dead

>>717889872
people were already playing it for years on mobile/emulator
meanwhile uma was a fresh (for the west) release

How am I doing?
r8 or h8
f2p btw

>>717889872
I was going to play BA but after it got delayed and the horse game blew up in popularity, I decided to play uma. Now I have over 140 hours in horse game and have no desire to play BA.

pickles are not the most hated

wtf are they talking about

>>717889394
Umamusume is real dating sim VN experience. I hate typical gacha harem when everyone sucks your dick

I want to know about the horse ntr but I have no idea how to Google that without seeing something unsavory

>>717889937
tomorrow

>>717889872
I can't even play BA on Steam.

>>717889872
I have been playing BA since day 1 but after that one particular scandal things haven't been up to par. For one, I have been spending a lot more time playing uma than BA now.

>>717889937
Got your pic related.

>>717889872
BA was never that popular to begin with. The game has a huge online following but unlike other games those people don't actually play the game. It's the Persona of gacha games - a title where people participate in the memes and jokes but never actually look into the source material itself.

And BAfags are not happy about it. You have no idea how many people probably never picked up the game because everyone associates the game with braindead UOH CUNNY-posters

>>717890259
*her* most hated, ESL-kun.

I'm trying to find music from the story mode in the game but it's impossible. All you can find are the concert songs and a few various tracks from the game, but not everything. There's a slow instrumental verison of Girls' Legend U with violins, flutes and pianos and it's so fucking good. You can hear it very well in Smart Falcons Story 3 when you're at the playground. If anyone can find a rip of that somewhere I'll zucc ya dick

>>717889937
No. I rolled on Goo Goo Babies and got it.

>>717890312
scandal!?

>>717890259
>her most hated
Retard.

>>717888607
Later down the line they'll add an item that can be used to uncap any of your SR and SSR cards, you get one for free during the anniversary, but you can also get get them from story events, but you only get pieces of them that you need to combine to make the item, and it roughly takes around doing 5 months of story events (maybe earlier on global with accelerated events) to get enough pieces to craft one SSR uncap item.

Should I buy any of these?

>>717890559
the free sr so you can get air shakur and cleat her again

>>717889394
the guys I play CS with are all playing Uma Musume and even spent money to MLB Kitasan black. They're complete anti-anime normies but they still got hooked on the game.

>5th at debut race
>failed the acupuncture shot event
>got tissue for a raffle
>wit and speed rainbow switch combo
>reached max speed during 2nd beach event
>first A+ uma
Yare yare daze

>>717889394
NTR LOVE!

>>717890559
Depends if you wanna add some rolls to get a spark on a card or a trainee.

>>717890131
I wasn’t convinced until I saw this video. That bastard was on a mission and out for blood that day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxoQEb1gaCY

>>717890510
Yes, Project KV. I'm not going to derail this thread talking about BA so this will be the last relevant post from me.
The devs left Nexon and made their own prequel to BA, and even went on to advertise it during comiket (if I remember this correctly). It was found out that they stole the source material from Nexon and a criminal charge was filed against them.

>>717889872
If you want an actual non-tribalfag answer, BA's target audience is simply more niche. The schoolgirl aspect being front and centre was always going to filter 90% of normies in the west. Also the gameplay is really simple outside of raids since the focus is on the story, so there's nothing for streamers to latch onto because watching someone reading text off of a screen probably wouldn't be that interesting. Also like >>717890198 said the people that would have played it already were via emulators, so there was never any big spike, the existing playerbase just moved over to Steam.
Compare that to Uma - which while is also set in a school setting, is focused on horse-racing which is a lot more palatable for normies (yeah there's absolutely a double standard there but the point is that normies perceive it to be more acceptable). Gameplay is a lot more involved, especially since rougelikes/lites have been trending, making it more interesting for people seeing brief clips of it in whatever social media pages they use. The characters being based off of real-life horses also creates more point of discussion for people that want to learn about Japanese horses. It only recently launching in the west also helps, since there's the FOTM syndrome normies tend to catch for new releases, time will tell if they move on to the next trend or if they're here to stay.
>t. Plays and enjoys both games

>>717890469
They released Winning Live 06, 12, 17 and 25 which are albums of ingame soundtracks (not concert songs). They should be on Nyaa.

>>717890559
The tickets are always worth buying every month.

>>717890550
>>717890429
ok I speedread it I'm fucking sorry

Damn my cards are SHIT!

>>717890469
>I'm trying to find music from the story mode in the game but it's impossible
>search Pretty Derby Story OST on YouTube
>240 track playlist

>>717890191
Hospitalized for months, also NTR got massive trauma over this and was unable to run for over a month

>>717890697
Thank you thank you thank you thank you!
Right now I'm just ripping some of the audio by letting the cutscene pause and recording it that way. There's some background cricket noise but it kind of adds to the peacefulness

>>717890469
Is it this song?
https://open.spotify.com/track/2OoDbjrAGckXGidl41soE8

Do normal super creek shards count toward her halloween alt?

>>717890681
>quietly revolt against Nexon
>leave, and present your project
>turns out its just a bunch of concept art meant to attract investors
>nobody buys it
>die
>permanently blacklisted from the industry
incredibly funny how they fucked up at every single point

>>717890818
Nope, alts have their own shards.

>>717885016 (OP)
>played for waifus
>got daughterus
why

>>717890713
Apology accepted.

"pretty" derby
>looks like this

>>717890806
Nahh that's not it, I can catbox my recording in a few minutes. If you want to hear it it's the song playing when Smart Falcon's at the playground in scene 3 of her story. It's used in quite a few of the stories but it's a rather long track

So I got 1 Creek from the banner, should I burn all my karats in the banner or just save up and maybe in a return banner I can try again?

>>717891058
Isn't this the return banner

>>717890737
>>240 track playlist
I went through that one, and another separate 200 track playlist. It's not there, trust me. There is tons of the OST that's not there. It's mostly concert songs, of which there is a LOT. I know it's been out for four years but their output is kinda insane.

>>717891020
I like Air Shakur.

>>717890112
Futaba Channel, maybe

>>717891020
Makes it hotter when she's forced to wear something frilly.

>>717890510
The speedrun version is this
>A part of the team that was around since early development somehow get it in their heads to splinter off and make their own BA but 'better' (reasons unknown, they were being paid more then the CEO of Nexon)
>Mere weeks after they leave they announce Project KV, complete with teaser trailers and all, with decent quality too. People wonder how they made this all so quickly
>Around this time content releases for BA take a noticeable drop, particularly in character sprites
>KV team applies for Comiket, but fucks up every step of the process and one of their books was a subtle jab at BA, ruins their reputation
>Project gets cancelled, members likely blacklisted
>Later news comes out that they had stolen material from their original team
>People connect the dots and speculate that the artists that moved to the other team were half-assing their BA work as indirect sabotage
Saying it was a 'BA scandal' isn't quite accurate, since it was on the receiving end of KV's retardation. But for the most part things have stabilised recently

>>717890079
>>717890079
>>717890079
plz respond

>>717891195
>every single uma no matter how edgy or serious will always do the funny umapyoi song if they win
kino....

>>717891262
"No"
But work hard and you can lower it. You need the members in your club to be active though. You can look at the rank at the top and it will show when each member last logged in.
/v/ma's around 850 right now, and I'd say that's pretty hot!

>>717891058
Don't pull for anything unless you have 30k carats ready.

>>717890079
>>717891262
No.
>t. /v/ma leader, rank 850

>>717891428
yeah, and scrolled through the club and everyone is playing. That's the important part. So long as everyone plays a little bit every day, but there's some heavy hitters for sure. Glad you guys are sticking with it

>>717891020
Shakur is hotter than 80% of the cast we have at the moment.

>>717890510
they paid jeets millions for shilling their game

>trying to do suzuka's career
>nishino flower shows up every time to steal my 1st places
what the fuck is wrong with her

>>717889703
>>717890049
>>717890131
the Gold family is fucking cursed. even Orfevre's offspring isn't safe from the genes.

>>717891020
tupac

>>717885016 (OP)
Walrus-proof tip

>>717891527
holy KEK
>even named silver sonic

Can't wait for CM!

>>717890806
>>717890697
>>717890737
Here's the song in case you guys wanna hear it w/ crickets
files.catbox.moe/f85pxa.mp4

>>717891527
>Try to do something impressive for an audience
>Comically fuck up
>Decide it's better to pretend to be dead than to meet their gaze
I'd do that too hoenstly

>>717891527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED3uWRn4j5Q lmao

Would you guys pull for any more Super Creeks? I feel like I have a pretty decent support card setup for only pulling with $28 funded by counter strike skins/crates. To me it seems like unless I hit LB 3 with Creek, it isn\'t worth trying for it and I only have 8540 carats. I would like to MLB my Sweep Tosho though... and I do plan on using my eventual SSR level ups on Kitasan.

>>717891706
Why are you so eager to lose?

Is this good for Suzuka?

>>717891894
you only need at max mlb1 unless you really want to whale

>>717891775
Ah I know this song. It's in Winning Live 06.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvfxBWqZw7Q

>>717891527
sorry dogs
i perefer horses to you fagggots now

>>717891898
For medium it's good. Might end up being a witlet though.

>>717891961
Cool cool, thanks for the link. I'd rather have the raw version than my bootleg one

>>717892013
you say that until you have to clean up manure

you use SHOVELS

>>717892185
I miss him already...

>>717891775
There you go
https://files.catbox.moe/6hs7uu.mp3

>>717891806
>>717891641
>>717892013
yeah stay gold is his uncle alright

>>717891527
holy fuark this race is cool
https://youtu.be/NWArV08iE1s

>>717891961
>>717892209
Thanks guys, it sounds so much better. I am in your debt

>>717892220
*Grandpa
got him mixed up with uncle gold ship

>>717892185
>literally fucking dies the next day

do zebras and donkeys exist in umamusume world? or are there some uma subspecies?

>>717892220
nigga did a barrel roll

>>717892232
Dude literally treated his jockey as dead weight lmao.

>>717885169
>Finally a worthy opponent...

>>717885169
No, look at THIS Neicha.

>>717892436
Nice Spats

>>717892232
>without a human
>still won 2nd place
wait
so we actually don't need a human on them

>>717892436
what a HARLOT

>>717892436
SEX NATURE

>>717892232
SIlver Sonic still going even without his jockey leads me to believe some race horses genuinely do love racing for the love of the game. it's fascinating.

>>717892248
winning live 6, 12, and 17 are the game ost albums

>>717892534
Agnes Tachyon ran in retired races for fun and Kitasan was still grinding in retirement chasing duramente's ghost lmao.

>>717892436
>exposed tummy

>>717885169
>>717892436
esl here what does "nice nature" mean

>>717892534
you can't force animals to do something they hate without being put at great personal risk

if honse hated to run, they'd be trampling and kicking humans non-stop (like way more than the average amount)

>>717892534
Gold Ship was allegedly depressed after retirement with nothing to do but sprang right back up once his stud job started.

>>717892534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHJtWe6PRQQ

>>717890552
Thanks.

>>717892649
The phenomenon of the the world and ecosystem in relation to the South-Eastern French city of Nice.

>>717891898
If you can swap cafe with seiun for escape artist and vodka with oguri for groundwork. Besides that just try it first to see if those composition can give your desired stats since I dont know your sparks.

>>717892727
It fucking WON?

>>717892815
>seiun for escape artist
NTA but that bitch always fails the roll for that skill. Same with Twin Turbo and her gold skill

>>717892482
Running is easier if you don't have an extra 150lbs to carry.

>>717892272
Please lore sages answer me

>>717892727
bruh

>>717892882
You can increase your Wit to get a higher chance. I think I get it more consistently with 400+ Wit.

>>717892232
>>717892727
How do you adapt shit like this into uma?
do they forget to bring their shoes?

>>717892886
i somewhat thought they actually hate running and competing so we need a human whipping them on thier backs

Green woman...

You WILL post you best Super Creek pics now

>>717892948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8PMPSLnXPk

>>717892436
imagine the smell

>>717887431
Fine motion does have guaranteed PP.

>>717892926
They exist in a pocket dimension. That's explained in a later story scenario, about 10 years out.

How long do these girls stay in the academy? It feels like they're there for a decade with all these injury, wait a year, win, another girl get injure, wait a year, etc.

>>717893028
They forget to wear their bloomer

>>717893040
the human's there to point them in the right direction and tell them when to speed up/slow down
the horses can just be good at it themselves, wada ryuji famously admitted that when he let tm opera o just do whatever he did exceedingly well on his own
not to mention kitasan black continuing to run nonstop for fun in retirement

>>717893059
Umamusume is guts game

>>717889394
What is odd is that earlier it was 2nd place and now it's 3rd. I can definitely see it going up due to Super Creek and the 1st real Dirt Uma to finally come out. Super Creek lasts for years on a 0LB but she is amazing on MLB as well.

>>717889394
the fuck is ba

>>717892436
SEX
>>717885169
SEX

>>717892220
holy shit id pretend i killed myself too if i fumbled that hard

>>717893224
so uma musume is damn near accurate. they really are just in it for the love of the game.

>>717886037
Best girl, end of story

>>717888041
Beeline burst is a gold acceleration skill.
Its pretty good.

>>717890426
>And BAfags are not happy about it. You have no idea how many people probably never picked up the game because everyone associates the game with braindead UOH CUNNY-posters
Absolutely true. Those types are basically the ones who never play the game and pretend they are fans of it to begin with. Annoying as fuck as well. Is it me or does everyone hate those people who post things but never play the games they are supposedly fans of?

>super creek event comes up
>the rest of the chain doesn't come up till near the end of the run and doesn't even make it to the last event
RUINED

Bojler Eladó

>>717893504
Like that one guy who avatarfags with Akane? Heard he doesn't even play the game much.

Because of Umamusume, I started learning about the history of horses and humans since ancient times, as well as the history of horse racing and Thoroughbreds.

>>717893527
This is the reason why SR's are sometimes better because their stories are shorter don't clog up the pool

>MLB creek in 190 pulls
>smart falcon in first 10 pull

>>717893450
well you also have to consider that "enjoys running" is probably a trait selectively emphasized during breeding

>>717893603
Any cool tidbits?

>>717893450
eclipse when

are the horses who don't have unique singing audio for a song just lip syncing?

>>717893567
That but just as a whole. Like you will find this with Persona fans where most think they know about Persona 4 about Naoto or Kanji but it's obvious they did not play the game and watch a small cutscene of it. People like that are annoying, tourists are the worst thing about fandoms.

>>717893493
it's a speed skill that can activate on any straight (including pointless ones) and lasts less than a second, it's not good at all

>>717893209
Honestly, that's probably what's happening. Kitasan and Dia watched Teio race as children, grew up to attend Tracen themselves, and then got to meet Team Spica who haven't aged a day.

lol dumb horse why would you work on a farm? that's so silly

>>717893707
They just use voice clips from other umas.

>artificial insemination is not allowed
Weird rule when you're pretty much doing eugenics to breed horses

Buying Carats is so expensive, but I want to make my horses the best...
>1 Guts SSR in 200 pulls
>No SR upgrades
Save me

>>717893059
GUTS
do you have it?

>>717893805
Just buy value packs and never use paid carats on raw rolls.

>>717893779
It's too easy to lie that your bottle of horse jizz belongs to Racing Jesus when it actually came from Penis Goober

>>717893209
They heal surprisingly quick (e.g., an Infirmiry rest is a mere half month if it removes Practice Poor). As for their academy stay, their first three years with (you) is only the start of their careers (if the most crucial part of it), so it's however long you think they'll race until retirement.

>>717893779
>yeah this is totally a vial of eclipse's sperm i had sealed away in a freezer vault, trust me dude

>>717893754
forgot my mambo

>>717893059
Could be better but its still very early so having 5 supports in one training is already pretty good

>>717893843
You mean daily carat pack only? But yes I do agree though I hope more Value Packs come that are similar to the Trainee ones?

>>717893073
>she sees you in a diaper

>>717893805
>>717893805
the only good deal is the monthly pack

>>717893754
>Why would work animals work on a farm.

>>717893903
never buy their standard rate gems

>>717893910
Can agree. Hopefully down the line Cygames introduces Battle passes and Subscriptions that can give better Carats and Rewards that can get us in good sparking range.

>>717893727
Persona is super normie franchise though, and if you dare sprinkle a little bit of LGBT element into your game trannies will latch on it and turn it into their thing. Hell, even Agnes Tachyon is getting some of that treatment on Twitter on account of being a mad doctor stereotype.
Also mambo.

>>717893935
i had a real nice air-fried vegetable medley with dinner tonight, luv me veggies

Whats the ETA for next scenario?

>>717893910
>>717893960
Which one?

>>717894012
I think it's in half anniversary. So in a few months.

>>717894012
Either next September or October depend on how fast they want to go.

>>717893073
I love how its heavily implied like hell that (You) and Super Creek decided to get married in the ending.

>>717894026
>>717894036
Thanks lads.

>>717894025
none
Daily pack is the only thing you need
Even the limited rate of 7500 for 70usd is pushing it for me
that or just whale if you really have that much disposable income, 70usd for ~33 rolls is an ass rate

>Rice Shower has a mood down event because she can't find Urara while playing hide and seek
stupid horse

>tfw neglected Umamusume when it launched globally
>tfw wasted 50 hours into P5X

How do I farm friendship points? That 50 golshi star pieces is calling me.

>>717894136
>buying into chink gacha
>didn't learn from dx2
lol
lmao

>>717894101
This is why we need Battle Passes and Subscriptions badly. Because with Subscriptions and Battle Pass at least they can justify giving more Carats per month.

>>717894136
To be fair literally no one thought uma would be the one to blow up despite releasing on the same day as P5X.

I just about managed 2 copies of Goo Goo Babies. I can stop now, right? (Not that I have a choice)

>>717894201
that's pretty the best scenario if you want to hold on to your gems

>>717894201
Yes, just stock up on uncap stones and use them on her, unless you can shell out for more rolls.

>>717894132
>gets a bad condition
>do a recreation
>Oh look a shrine, this will cure it!
>we pray together and a part of the roof falls off, she runs away and the trainer trips
>nothing happens
The fuck was the point of that.

>>717894136
>waste

why? is it shit?

>>717894227
>>717894229
Her big swinging maestros completely drained me. I just wish I'd got better SRs.

>>717894132
my imoutowife gets anxious pls understand

imo Ticket's chalk event is more dumb

>>717894240
Top kek. The amount of fail states they put into this game is ridiculous.

>>717894240
Shrine heal is RNG, unfortunately. Did you already get your Supports to Orange? Condition really only matters for races and endgame stat grinds, so not AS high priority.

>>717894240
to get your hopes up when you see the bonus scene, only to crush it

>>717894283
My guy, that's the best thing that can happen for any f2p right now. Borrow an MLB kitasan and you got most races in the bag. LB1 Creek is a very good spike for getting more stamina

>>717894252
It's P5 but jank and watered down

>>717894310
If you have it on Goldship mode it's even harder.

For me Mcqueen having a good time at the movies and somehow getting mood downs

>>717894343
Borrow?

rice why does this always happen I dont understand...none of the other horses have this problem. why cant we just have a normal year one? why do we have to waste so much time on your BULLSHIT RICEEE

>>717894310
Its pretty damn harsh because its purely RNG so you can get back to back mood downs, or do recreation only for another mood down event to happen.

>>717894136
Well now is the time to put everything into Umamusume and put money into those Trainee Packs and the Daily Pack if you can.

>>717894413
for me its teio or rudolf
rice always gives me smooth runs

>>717894413
AND SHE FUCKING SLIPS IN THE HALL FOR NO FUCKING REASON
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS RUN

>>717894407
Explode

>>717893450
Are modern Thoroughbreds better racehorses than Eclipse? Who would win if they raced against each other?

>>717893662
personality traits are genetic?

>>717893854
>>717893209
You gotta remember that their 3 ingame years are just their "Pro career" which is based on their irl horseracing career, their in-universe Peak if you will.

After that they transfer to the "Dream Series", where they're not as physically powerful, but they're mostly free from the constraints of fate and historical accuracy.

>>717894470
AND NOW NIGHT OWL WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

>>717890469
the coloring in that piece is really nice

when's the next trainee banner

Well at least in the second half of year three we're getting some rainbow speeds. Might be able to make it to 400 by the end of the run!

>>717894620
in a week for the cooler narita

>>717894413
>rice shower
>stated she won nothing but tissues for raffles
>career mode
>raffle time
>tissue
>mood down
Is this referencing I expect nothing and I'm still disappointed meme? Like wth are you even expecting to get mood down for.

>>717894540
yes

>>717894685
She needs to blow her nose because someone called her a heel again.

>>717894620
We just had a new one today...

>>717893683
I have a strong belief that there's a painting of Uma Eclipse either somewhere in the school, or in a nearby museum. they obviously idolize this guy.

>>717894413
Just played Rice for the first time and aside from one mood down bringing her down from "Great" she was a perfect angel. Meanwhile my buddy was randomly suffering from several El Condor moods.

end closers and late surgers are the best to watch but damn its even more of a gamble to run them cause you will get that unlucky box in no matter what your power stat is

>>717894791
Dude I don't know what the fuck is up with my rice, it's driving me god damn insane. I just want one normal run. None of my other horses are like this. Funny thing is, we're still gonna win after being sent to the infirmary 4 times and lord knows how many random mood down events.

bros...

>>717894827
Explode

>>717894827
DIE CHUD

>>717894827
God damn.

>>717894827
EXPLODE
BAKUDAN

>>717894620
Falcon was the new Trainee Banner today. She is a DIRT Uma which is rare right now.

>>717894804
prudent positioning or whatever the fuck that movement skill for early race is pretty good on top of high wits
focus is nice too so they don't fall behind too far

>>717894827
HOLY SHIT! IS THAT BAKUSHIN?

Is Plan X worth using?

>>717894990
Yeah, 3s duration is huge.

>>717889394
>roguelite gameplay that takes half an hour once you win all G123 races and already seen trainee and card events
>legacies are RNG that can be slightly influenced and are earned through both effort and luck making your veterans unique rewards to be collected that further improve your runs
>tons of player expression from the possible permutations of umas, legacies, deck and RNG careers
>spectacle of the races doesn't really go away because (You) cannot exactly control how your uma races and opponents change up tracks
>exceedingly great music that makes races even more fun to watch
>shelf life is extended via new career modes and individual units with all sorts of flavors of cute umas doing racing things
It's a obviously a genuinely good game with some excellent systems. The only downside is the gacha but such is the price to pay for more umas.

>>717889703
>another war
The Blue Archive fag was in here just the other day pretending like the steam numbers had fallen off. He went reaaaaaaaaaal quiet today.

>>717895138
didn't read
they're all based on luck
it's goddamn bullshit
150 hours played btw

>>717894136
While i like Persona i would never put my faith in a game made by the Tower of Fantasy devs

>get teio to rest before summer camp
>sleep deprived
>night owl
>does this infuriating shrug for staying up all night
this fucking bitch

Reminder that if your training failure chance is below 12.5% you can always train because 12.5% is sleep deprived/night owl chance.

>>717895243
is daiwa a shota hunter

>>717895404
That's good to know

>>717895404
Anything below 50% is training time because failure is a coin flip

>>717895138
You forgot to mention that most of the trainers are meta slaves.

>>717892232
>your horse just didn't have enough power to break through

>>717895471
I fucking love gambling

>>717894827
>What happens when the highest rarity ratio in the game is not 0.6%

Fellas, I know it's not the best but I got a 3 speed, 2 stamina, 3 power spark Special Week and I feel really happy about it.

>>717894827
rate up is a lie

>>717895405
its fine, she's a middle schooler

>>717895654
good job anon

>>717886037
MCQUEEN IS FADING... FADING FAST

>>717886037
Maqueeny unyas...

>>717895471
You simply lack the gambler's spirit

>>717894827
TWO (2) KING HALOS?!?!

>>717895221
Luck is the challenge
navigate through to the top
i.e a roguelike.

>one stars dupes only give 5 pieces
>two stars give 10
I just want the costumes mang

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT I GOT HER YES

>>717896313
She didn't navigate so nimbly

>>717895935
the only roguelikes I've played are Rogue Legacy and Hitman Freelancer and they're pretty skill based

>>717895404
>Fail training and get mood down
>Still have to rest anyway
>Get sleep deprived, night owl and mood down
???
2 rainbows sure, I'll send it. Not worth it on a single rainbow, or no rainbow. Can check if Wit is worth it on that day too and allow an easier training % the next day with hopefully more rainbows

Why is she like this bros...

>navigation = onions
>power = chad

>>717896740
>navigation = onions
The farming scenario isn't out yet anon

>>717893903
ONLY buy the daily carat pack, that and the selector tickets (once we get to the anniversary) are the only things worth the money unless you're an actual whale.

>>717893059
BRO

>>717895405
No that's Lickey

>>717896813
>2 2500carats is cheaper than 5000carats
wtf

>>717891706
Make it learn from nice nature to anchor the golshi at least.

>>717896902
what the hell

Stop sexualizing umas

>>717887189
Cheval > Her sisters

>>717897104
Hmm, nyo.

>>717892185
>>717892271
>everyone banters an American about being fat once (1) (uno)
>fucking dies

>>717897104
Never

>>717897160
too big

>>717885016 (OP)
>armpit and foot touching
imagine the combine aroma

Give it to me straight doc
Why did she fail the semi-finals?
It's power isn't it?

>>717894827
Hand it over NYOW

>>717897268
End Closers really like power. You want Golshi's power way higher than that. Your speed is also pretty low.

>>717897268
golshi mode makes URA a lot harder than usual too

>>717897268
You can probably go less on Stamina to pump her Pow.

>>717892482
A horse is an athlete.

>>717897329
No cap? Where does it say this?

>>717897348
Trying to build a long racer for trials is suffering

>>717897268
Yeah you need way more power than that, B tier at the minimum. I don't think she needs quite that much stamina either for URA, end closers don't use nearly as much stamina.

>>717897445
>>No cap? Where does it say this?
NTA but it's explained briefly somewhere. The only thing that's technically more difficult about it is the enemy racers have higher stats, but I don't think it's extreme. Just a little bit tougher, you might get 2nd where you'd normally get 1st kind of thing.

>>717894101
the daily pack is such a rip-off. Only half of those gems count as 'paid' gems

>>717897108
verxina > vivlos > cheval

Does it make a difference to "see results" vs actually viewing the race?

>>717897653
no

>>717896785
>busty Makween

>>717897104
I'll stop sexualizing Umas when Umas stop being so sexual.

>>717897653
Your uma is more likely to get distracted the more she loves you.

>>717897776
That was after I impregnated her my bad

>>717897653
yes

>>717897104
I only sexualize and romance ningens

>>717897797
this is why, it gets in the way of the job

stop sexualizing trainers uma chuds

>>717897653
no but you can see what happened if something went wrong if you watch the race, you can't even see the replay if you press see results.

>>717897104
Cafe is safe from any sort of sexualization thanks to her sickly appearance.

>>717898157
Drinking nothing but coffee tends to do that to you

>>717898185
Coffee IS good for you thoughbeit

>>717885169
MEAN NEICHA

>>717898213
Anon, I have to tell you something...you see, that phrase was always used as an excuse to make threads about scantily clad women on /v/, in order to disguise the real topic, scantily clad ladies, with an outward topic no one talks about, coffee

>>717885016 (OP)
I got a Kitasan Black in my second 10 roll for Super Creek.
I already have her MLB though, so I had to turn her into cleats.

>>717896994
i'd assume its either currency bullshit, or some psychological trick. maybe like donating more often but for smaller amounts makes you more susceptible to spending more later or some shit

>>717898334
*sprays monitor with coffee*
Are you serious? I've been drinking coffee for a decade because of those fucking threads and now you're telling me I'm going to die??

>>717896994
>>717898424
It's just a way to get a little more money out of people who aren't paying attention.

>>717885169
SHE FUCKING SLAMMED ME

>creek banner
even though i did t pull her (or any ssr at all really) im dry for SP because of the dupes. other than daily races, is there any other way to gain SP? i need like 80k right now.
Also, have a cute McQueen

Why is Agnes Tachyon so perfect ?

>>717898530
Glue your failed Uma runs. I only recovered on SP thanks to the golshi week event.

>>717898610
Stein's gate MC but female

>>717897268
Just don't do the Coast is Clear.

>>717894718
Who is most likely to punch you out of this group?

>>717893662
horses naturally want to start running if other horses are doing it too

>>717898630
I only just learned I had hundreds of those when i got the running out of space message. Nice to learn you can get SP from them

https://youtu.be/nnYrn-zlwfQ

>Maruzensky was such a beast that the other horses didn't want to race him anymore
>Uma version drives a sports supercar no one wants to get in because her crazy woman driving
That's a fun way to spin that lore.

>>717898696
Yes.
(Least likely is Fenomeno though)

>>717898610
She's reddit smart
>haha toreina look i made a potion using some umagic
>wow she's the intelligentiest
>literally 0% wit grow rate
>meanwhile actual smart umas like biwa use their massive brain to calculate all the outcomes of the race
>20% wit grow
>air shakur also has a 30% wit grow rate

I didn't get Super Creek but I did get this card. Tried it out and god damn it's goated for making your runs consistent, probably not the greatest for trying to make ultimate pvp horse though. She gives you 5 goes at unique recreation that gives a lot of energy, stats and mood ups. So it takes away a lot of the energy/mood gambling from a run. She can also remove debuffs.

>>717894484
Eclipse regularly ran in 4000m races, he'd gap these modern pussy horses easy no cap

>>717898696
Dream Journey. Murderous levels of manlet rage.

Do not underrate Tazuna

>>717898849
Neat.

>tracen is a "fancy prestigious academy"
>half of the students hang out at the crackhead gambling den after school

"tazuna"

>>717899175
Suzuka Jong'in it? never woulda guessed

>>717898905
>>meanwhile actual smart umas like biwa use their massive brain to calculate all the outcomes of the race
Biwa spends all of her brain power overthinking shit like real women do, then fall for any sort of advertisement scam that just boasts they're the bestest thing ever. She's not intelligent at all.

>>717899175
Half the students are too old to hang out at school with only a middle school curriculum. They have to find entertainment appropriate for their age.

>>717885169
>>717892436
The wife material is off the charts. The nips must have been devastated when she died irl

>>717898849
>"McQueen's a horse that runs to the heavens"
So that's why they gave her an angel outfit for her alt. How deep do these cuts go?

So I know most of you say I shouldn't pull without a pity, but it's impossible to always have pity so what gives?a4rh8

>>717899493
They were sending him millions of yen each year on his birthday until he died thanks to Wife Nature

>>717899556
You can tell which posters are Tazuna samefagging.

>>717899556
>what is with all these mambo memes I dont get it
>after a while can imagine the sound "mambo" perfectly in my mind
The more I look at this stupid horse the more she becomes endearing. I'm starting to understand

>>717899598
Is that a thing?
what does it even look like
what does that mean

>>717899635
when images start to have sound, you know its over
mambo

>>717899598
How many of you pulling on Super Creek have a full pity?

>>717899716
>this meme is fucking stupid!
>mambo videos keep getting reposted
>well might as well just watch this again, it is kinda funny
>start muttering to myself "mambo" at random intervals throughout the day
>Now when I see a mambo I have to mutter "mambo"
what the fuck...

>>717899825
mambo

>>717899067
Her Gold Skill is useful as well.

I can't stop saying 'Goo Goo Babies'
It's just so fun

>>717892727
This may be stupid, but that got me thinking, are there female jockeys? They are lighter than males, or is strength important?

>>717900609
it's hard enough keeping a horse focused for a race, it would be unrealistic to have to do that for a woman as well

>>717900609
too many incidents where the female jockeys got too "attached" if you know what I mean

>>717900840
horse cock must be a damn good drug

>>717900840
Explain to me how it happens, what's up wiith women and horses specifically?

>>717900609
>are there female jockeys?
If only you knew how bad things really are

>>717901124
something to do with their maternal instincts wanting to look after and tame a big beast.
Plus the giant dangly horse cocks might have something to do with it

>>717901131
He looks nice and polite

>>717889394
don't you dare use my beloved NTR to dramabait

>>717901203
That boy's a saint
As always the w*m*n is to blame

>>717901131
Another scion of the gold house?

>>717901131
Someone once said that russians are niggers but white. Now I know why.

>>717899556
Nah, just pull.

>>717901131
That's a bit misleading since she's not exactly a "jockey". Jockeys are for galloping races, which the uma are based on. She's a rider specializing in modern pentathlon, where one of the disciplines (the only horsing one) is show jumping.

>>717901335
But she's german

>>717898157
you didnt notice what happened to Gakumas' Hiro? malroushied-looking, small girls with weird personality is very popular. If the lewd floodgate is open, it might be similar for Cafe

>>717901419
>show jumping.
>horse wont jump

>>717899635
>>717899825
Welcome, Mambros.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwFnKLamKY

>>717901525
Horse is clearly stressed out. Dumb bitch thought Germany have their golds in the bag and didn't bother to try to make her horse work with her before their turn.

>>717901419
Oh right. And partly due to the shenanigans of Saint Boy, the horse riding part in pentathlon will be apparently replaced by a fucking obstacle course (no horses involved) by the Los Angeles Games. Olympic sports have quickly been becoming comically pussywhipped in the past 10 years.

>>717901573
KWAB

>>717901639
Damn you could see the horse trying to unsaddle her

Haven't watched the anime so to me she's just the speed training girl with the pits and boob window

>>717901701
>jobbersan black

>>717901701
And hugely inconsistent boob size

>>717901701
Never meet your heroes.

>>717901701
Same. I also really dig her look, I think it's fantastic.

>>717901684
Wouldn't you?

>>717901701
Kitasan is the type of girl to smile and say "Lets play again" after absolutely destroying you and stripping you away from your pride

>>717901573
In her sport the riders ride horses they have never ridden before and have 15 or 30 minutes (if I recall) to acquintance themselves with the horse (and vice versa). It was the officials who deemed the horse to be fit for the competition. Of course, she fucked up during her actual performance on the field.

>>717901732
7 G1 wins is pretty impressive, no?

>>717901896
>In her sport the riders ride horses they have never ridden before and have 15 or 30 minutes (if I recall) to acquintance themselves with the horse (and vice versa).
Correct

>>717901124
women can orgasm from riding horses

>Have an amazing run with Gold Ship
>Never get Prof. Curvature for the first time ever
Aaaaand run bricked

>>717901939
In real life they sure were.
Due to the pacing of the show and how quickly most of those G1 races are glanced over, they don't have as much weight to them. The story beats tended to focus on Kitasan being directionless, lost, and then coping with falling off.

>>717901939
Vodka won 7 and she's a comedy side chara

>>717902024
You're making things up

>>717902041
iktf, i had my best run, A rank and could only get the lesser versions of both maestro and curvature

>>717902098
>bro doesn't know how clits work
constant vibrations from the ground rumbling beneath the horses feet reverberates back up to the rider's crotch whose weight rests on the horse, simulating a vibrating sex toy. It happens.

>>717885169
i hate this piece of shit so much

>>717902063
That does really happen irl though. When a sports athlete freak kid wins everything irl early in their careers then they think "whats the point of trying anymore, I already won everything". And their performance drops. Since all they can really do after that is keep winning and winning and stomping scrubs(from their point of view), it becomes expected, a baseline, but they will never feel the same emotional heights as before. It's the real fucking freaks that not only have a genetic advantage but also the right mentality to keep winning forever that become GOATs.

>>717902219
anon... so mean

Raisu

Is there no way to watch past event's stories? I don't see them in the archive.

>>717902551
They will add them to the gallery in future updates.

>>717901701
is she black?

>>717902551
this one?

>>717902665
No, her dad was black tide.

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