Uma musume global released are you playing it?

56 hours in. My current pace has been to spam careers, and only then watch theUma story if I beat the URA finale. It’s like a reward to work for

>pve casual vs pvp minmaxing

Bros...

Which girl is most likely to have beans?

Yes! I'm winner!

>>714412878
Yeah, that’s the downside of Bakutard. You need a horse like top gun, grass wonder or special creek etc

>>714412878

>>714412960
Her massive 'murican milkers make me so hard

>>714412878
owari da

Are there any future Paid Gems Only banners or should I just use them for the guaranteed SSR right now

>>714412878
Stay strong brother...

>>714412859
I came for the left but I stayed for the right.

I want this horse. I hope the wait isn't long

>>714412878
Time to run a better horse

>>714413393
In other words, came for the pretty, stayed for the derby.

>>714413520
>wanting the schizo horse

>>714412183 (OP)
This is how you do it.

I picked it up despite my better judgement. I jumped right in without worrying about rerolls. Or rolling at all besides the free daily one. Is there anything worth saving for coming up or should I spend now for the headstart?

I'm putting together a team
A team with the dumbest and most airheaded horses

>>714412878
It's not ethical to fuck someone whose legally retarded anyway

>>714413689
Jul 16 banner, you need the card on the right.

>>714413794
Im just gonna leech off of other people theirs no way i'm getting enough rolls to even guarantee pity let alone duplicates

I'M SO TIRED OF NOT HAVING ENOUGH POWER

>>714413775
Gold Ship
Bakushin
Taiki Shuttle
All the gyaru horses once they're added

>>714413794
Oh yeah, I've seen her on the tier list. Any recommendations on who to use the 3-star ticket on, or should I just go for my favorite?

>>714414004
I've seen people rec oguri

>>714413978
Are you borrowing a power SSR? You don't need Creek and FM on *every* single run. Both Vodka and Oguri are great for power focused runs

this is the first gacha I've ever played

I couldn't care less about the stats and support shit, I just hate not being able to play the girl I wanna play with

>>714412878
This is what prevented her from being my favourite horse.

>LGBT shit
No

>>714413787
>gains 10 intelligence points just from going from 2 to 4 in tests
>out of 100

Anyone else here never train wit?

>>714414004
Oguri and Shuttle can run dirt tracks but outside of that I'd say just pick your favorite.

>>714414457
>G
>B
>T
where

>>714412878
Imagine NOT having an Uma who steals your used underwear as your trainee

>>714414250
Same. Wish they made it easier to get whatever girl you wanted and just the upgrading was gated by gacha mechanics. It's already bad enough that you gotta roll for both supports AND racers.

>>714414609
>B
All of the L ones because I exist
>T
That one horse with ribbons on both sides

why does everyone keep calling this girl a spa. it's very rude

>>714414975
Special sneeds

should a horse this small have breasts so large?

>>714412183 (OP)
I'm not letting the Yakuza harvest my data

Do I really need to MLB Kitasan Black if I just want to have fun with the game and not sweat?
It seems like it's going to be a huge investment, after one week of playing I'm sitting at 18k carats, do I even stand a remote chance as free to play?
When will I be able to roll for horses I like?

am I going crazy or are there scripted losses in career mode?

>>714415164
Oy kisama, are you suggesting the yakuza would rig the races?

>>714415164
you're going crazy, there's races where you're pretty much guaranteed to lose without a specific setup but those typically just require you to race and not place

>>714414250
Fortunately the support cards are the real gacha and you get tons of horses.

I did a roll on the banner for fun and got mihono bourbon. Her personality is very boring.

>>714415164
Some, like Vodka racing in the Derby despite almost everything else being mile runs where she doesn't have the crazy stamina for a long. Your goals go from scoring 5th or 3rd to "just run" in which my Vodka got absolutely ruined at last place but breezes through every other race and won URA finals

>>714415481
>robot is boring
that's the point

>first time training Haru for the lols (and all my umas keep disappointing me at the start)
>she brought me all the way to the end
What the actual fuck?!

>>714415164
>>714415487
Correction, it's not SCRIPTED but it's set to absolutely fuck you over unless you do things right like >>714415296 said

>>714415621
never understood why japs like the "extremely bland robot girl" archetype so much

I love the autist horse

>>714414565
I do it instead of resting if a race is close.

>>714415623
sounds like kino. I like it when the game experience lines up with the story youre playing. first time I got anything worthwhile going was with Winning Ticket and I damn near cried with her when we got second in the derby and the run died from there

>>714415770
I think part of it is the teaching portion where you bond over telling her things and slowly have her act more human over time

That’s all fine and good, but when is myauuneyvtaxhdy releasing

>>714415481
what did you expect

Is there a reason to do optional races if you've already met your fan threshold?

>>714416076
trophy hunt for carats or get ez ~50 skill points if its a guaranteed win

>>714416076
skill points if you're training your horse for PvP

>>714416076
Skill points, more fans. I like to bottom out stamina using them

>>714416076
I guess you get money and upgrade mats?

>>714416076
If you go into a run expecting to buy a lot of skills you'll need to run extras in order to get enough points

>>714415770
It's gap moe you PLEB

>>714416076
Your main unique skill level increases at certain points depending on how many fans you have.

Can someone explain teh gameplay loop of this game? Do you just train your horse, compete, repeat or theres more to that?

>>714415770
They are built for emotionless handjobs.

Anyone else noticed this twitter trend that JP uma musume fans seem really invested that uma is becoming popular overseas?

Like you have a bunch of artists going "I hope kagai nikkis love my favorite Uma too!" and stuff like that, it's quite cute.

>>714415780
you're going to have to be more specific

why did it take so long for a global release?

>>714416607
this artist is really good

>/v/ likes ponies now

I like it when their tails do the thing.

>>714416607
This is what got me to try the game, plus it sharing some seiyuu with Love Live.

>>714416076
Skill points.
More fans and races also rewards you with bonuses at the end, like more Event Points (so you get more rewards, can spin the roulette/bingo more, can unlock more cutscenes of the current event, etc)

>>714416736
One of the support card events has the phrase my little ponies. I should have screenshotted it

Here's your new trainee, /v/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Udm6Q8vqQj0

>>714416076
having enough fans at certain tresholds upgrades their unique skills

>>714417028
how long will I have to wait

>>714416426
Basically just that, but you can take previous horses and synthesize their stats into the next horses. Plus if you look at the archive there's a ton of stuff to collect.

She's big!

>>714417121
a while

>>714412859
>MORE BELOVED THAN ANYONE
>STRONGER THAN ANYONE
>OGURI CAAAAAAAP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V13ZP3_vksU&t=84

Why is anime so pro-LGBT?

>>714416673
i assume they originally looked for a publishing partner for it like priconne and world flipper but either they had one and it fell through or they gave up and decided to publish it themselves last year when they announced the english release

now why they announced the english version a year before they released it I've got no idea

>>714417289
fatter than anyone*

>>714417582
Hand it over. That thing. Your...

>>714416607
look at how flat she is, holy fuck

461680532537
Add this ID to your friend list to get a Max Level SSR Oguri.

Because of the current event using this card gives you +40% Event Points, for example I finished a career with 7k Event Points but it became 11k Event Points and unlocked a lot more stuff.

>>714412183 (OP)
No gameplay.

>>714416736
/V/ UMAS ARE COMING ON

i don't care about the virgin waifu thing, it's just super fun to have anime girls running like horses
can you make bet on this game?

>>714416736
>now

>ended up 2nd on finale semifinal because of mcqueen
But she is now officially my greatest horse as of the moment by a mile and I can't help to feel this game is making fun of me.

>>714417980
There is no betting on umas in the world. It's about making your favorite uma smile when she crosses the finish line

I just like hearing the announcers yell engrish

>>714418236
MEJIRO MAKUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>>714418236
I wonder if they're actual horse racing announcers irl, because the male commentator is fucking amazing at getting you hyped for moving pixels.

reminder if you fail your uma gets turned into glue

>>714418417
hot glue factory

>>714418084
same energy

how much longer until I can own nishino flower-chan

>>714418556
she's a literal child

>>714418403
the guy is not sure about the girl

bakushin bakushin bakushin

bakushin bakushin bakushin

>>714417980

>>714418636
Out of 10!

tachyon squeezing my balls painfully dry

>>714418680

>>714418738
she's a literal horse

>>714416736
>horse girls
vs
>horse girls japan

>>714415035
Why not?

>>714418403
The anime used the actual main announcer from a lot of races she covered and had cameo roles from a good chunk of the jockeys during the races

>>714418740
your best wish is that western world comes to see betting not as bad as japan does with its horseracing scene

>>714415035
>>714418882
>look it up
>her boobs aren't actually particularly huge
you lied to me

>>714418636
CYgame character designers literally owe me sex with with their fictional 2D creationss

d-damn it
i failed her

>>714419140
>long
>turf

>>714418548
someone make a haru urara/arima kinen version of this

>>714419140
Push Usamsume A into traffic
Put needles in the bottom of Usamusume A’s running shoes
Send Usamusume A to the glue factory

I'm a simple man, I get goldship from the free ssr support, I reroll.

>>714419140
>making urara cry
pay with your life

>>714418882
doesn't seem like they'd improve her running abilities
>>714418976
you didn't look correctly

>>714418236
GOOOLDOO SHIIPPUU is my favorite so far

>>714412183 (OP)
why is getting 3 of these things so fucking hard.

>>714419302

>>714419425
they're nothing special tbdesu

>>714419558
Merely hiding her power level

My CEO almost caught me cheering for my daughter during the lunch break

>>714419558
They are full of hopes and dreams and a gallon of milk.

is there a way to force better antialiasing, races look pretty ass in landscape view

oguri :-DDD

Is there any way to guarantee I get to be in the Tenno Sho, I'm trying to do the damn mission for that SSR ticket

Does completing careers successfully happen more often the more you play? What does the late game look like?

>>714419730
Open up the races menu during a career, find it, and schedule to run it so you don't forget.

>>714412183 (OP)
I don't get the point of such a late release.
Normally I don't mind playing gacha where global version are a few months behind global, maybe up to a year. The foresight of what's coming is useful to plan pulls.
But 5 years? Way too much of a gap, like why did they even wait so long?

>>714419850
Different anon but the one time I scheduled a race which was in next turn, I did training for the current turn and then next turn all the races were entirely different, so I don't know what that was about

>>714419730
Look at what horse has a mission that matches the day of the Tenno Sho mission. That horse should have a goal to win that race so just do that career.

>>714412878
You can fool Bakushin into a nonstop babymaking sex marathon if you say it's just endurance training.

>>714419464
Alright fellas, watch this and learn.
I'm going to teach you how to win bigly.
It takes ten minutes.

>>714412183 (OP)
I want to build my retarded wife, Gold Ship, as an endurance chaser since she seems to have the body build for it.
Any tips?

Breeders really just be naming horses the first noun they see, huh?

GIVE ME ANOTHER 3* SPEED AIEEEEEEEEEEE

>>714419836
I would assume that's how the veteran/inspiration system works: once you get a good run that serves as inspiration for a different Uma, who can then produce a better veteran to serve as inspiration for the original to do even better and it just feeds on itself in a loop like that. But it's also a gacha so there's probably a limit to how effective that really is.

>>714412183 (OP)
Yes, but I'm running out of trainees to beat the campaign with and wonder what I should do now

>forgot to do another additional long race
>uma finals changed to medium track instead of long

>>714420241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3GKiRp333w

Call me retarded but just now I noticed that the hints that you get through events aren't the same as the pool of skills in the "Skill" tab.

So basically... The skills from the "Skill" tab are the exclamation marks that you see in Training (the events that are really short, just like 3-4 dialogue boxes and then poof, you get the hint), meanwhile the skills that you get from the "Career Events" tab are the longer events that you need to farm Friendship Points.
Is that right?

>jobbed against Mejiro McQueen AGAIN in another Rice Shower career
I don't know how to build her stats man, fuck. McQueen just shows up to the race with over 500 stamina and gets first place every time. We got the Hot Springs ticket for the first time, too. I'm so bummed out.

what

>>714414457
This game would not have gotten released in mainland China if that was a thing in this game.

>>714420908
>mood: AWFUL

>>714420332
At peak it's basically a hefty +200 stat boost spread over three times in a run during April. Also stacking unique skills from different horse.

>>714420506
pvp

Can I start rolling for horse girls now? are these enough to get started?

>>714420908
why would you let someone stab your uma with needles

>>714420834
nyes

>>714420934
anyway here's a game that was made in Mainland China

>>714421063
There's probably a list somewhere showing exactly which important support cards you should save for and when you have open time to roll for whoever you want

>>714421069
well, that's a lesson i learned, i guess

>>714420908
owned

>>714421063
>He didn't wait for Kitasan
B R I C K E D

jk just start bro that's already better than 99.9% of non whales

>>714420908
Horses are sensitive creatures.

>>714421063
>Can I start rolling for horse girls now
No, you save your carrots for the Kitasan support card in two weeks.

>>714420732
woah its just like the video game

>>714417289
>never saw the anime
>download the game just to see what all the hype was about
>"free character?" pick oguri cap randomly
>turns out that she's the MC
>is also retarded.

Kino game.

>get the free SSR ticket
>not enough monies to upgrade
Bruh how do I get mani?

Vodka is a fucking wizard. She was pretty lucky with events but got completely fucked over by bad friend RNG all the time and early game she kept getting 2nd in races so fanbase tanked too. Still, somehow she managed to go from 16th to 1st on the last 800 meters, pushed straight through a mob blockade, overtook silence who had a 400m lead and that's despite either missing or triggering her skills extra late.

Got all the achievements in JP and I intend to do the same with Global. It'll be the first time I have gotten all the achievements with multiple regional releases on the same game.

IF YOU USED (SSR SUPPORT CARD/UMA)... YOU DIDN'T BEAT THE GAME. REAL TRAINERS WIN EVERY RACE WITH HARU URARA AND ZERO CARDS

>>714421346
Daily races.

>think im funny for getting 1200 speed on bakushin
>go onto the internet
>everyone else did the same thing
damn

What have you guys been building your Mayano Top Guns as? I haven't had much luck with mine.

>>714421480
that's so cool give me your ID so I can mooch off of your success

>>714420908
You did this, are you proud? Your una just wanted to run.

>>714421063
Roll in the horse banner once just to unlock a bunch of career modes, you can make a lot of your carats back by watching their personal stories.

>>714419836
>What does the late game look like?
lol

Wasn't expecting to get so into this and with Endfield on the way im probably gonna be running 3 gacha at once. Scary.

>>714421480
663 026 980 195
I ain't a whale so my account isn't that impressive. Right now I'm focusing on getting all the trophies.

>>714421683
Is limit breaking stats a thing that will release later or am I missing something?

>got Silence Suzuka on the random guaranteed 3 Star Scout ticket
Cool.
I really wanted Taiki Shuttle, though.

>>714421707
Is there a release date yet for Endfield? I remember there was speculation it would be released in August.

>>714414250
Its more optimal to roll for supports so you can get your horses stronger faster but you play it how you like

>>714421824
Meant for >>714421581

>>714413596
I just got her onsen event...

>>714421871
I wish I spent my ticket on Teio instead of Meta Cap.
They'll give us another for the 1st anniversary right?

I beat Super Creek's career for the first time. Best girl and there's no way trainer isn't banging her after she retires

i got to like the 4th or 5th goal in my first career playthrough before i lost, when i start a new career with the same girl, does any of the dialogue or story shit change for those goals i already beat? i want to just skip everything i've already done if it doesnt change

>>714422123
Suuupah Cheeks

>>714421871
I wanted Oguri Cap and got Taiki.

>>714422162
The quick mode will shorten events to like 3-4 text boxes, it only does it to unread events so you can leave it on forever if you like.

>>714422162
You can toggle skipping seen scenes in the settings

>>714422123
she just got me to URA qualifiers for the first time

>>714420934
LOL yuri anime is #1 of the season on Bili almost every season and Hoyo games all have gay shit. It's fine as long as it's not explicit sex scenes.

>hai hai
>osu
>yo
I like this Nature

>>714422123
You don't fuck horse girls they fuck you.

>>714422365
Nice wife

>>714422267
>>714422295
oh thats how it works? very nice, thank you

>>714422123
Rerolling for her card is kinda like hynopsis because you get genuinely happy when you get the mommy. After that it's over for you.

does the girls energy level matter before the race? i know to have the mood high but wasnt sure if energy mattered

>>714422525
no

finding that skipping all the career dialogue makes it hard to get emotionally invested in a horse
i like this one though

>>714422525
No

>>714418417
That is her problem not mine, maybe it will motivate her to run faster

I love how much she shrugs. I need more of these shrugs

>>714422651
BakuSHIIIIIEEEEET

>>714422561
>>714422597
thanks

>>714422685

>>714422579
First time with Uma = I read everything
Second time = Skipping/shortening events is ok, but still keep an eye for the new events (read the title of the event in the log or top-left)

>>714422796
i mean, there is a setting that just disables the skip for events you haven't seen yet

Am I gonna brick my account if I let my stamina/ rp max out?

>>714419836
Better breeding gives you bonus stats, of course it is harder at the beginning

so a 3 star blue spark gives 21 of a stat when inspired and you get 3 inspirations per run, so that means with a max of 3 stars on every parent and grandparent you get 21 x 3 x 9 = 567 extra stat points? that seems fucking ridiculous.

>>714416426
>theres more to that?
Late game horse eugenics

>>714419836
Now that I have a bunch of B rank horses it all feels much easier.

>>714421063
how many 3* umas?

>you might want to work on her speed
I trained literally nothing but speed just like the meme what the hell

>>714412183 (OP)
im not a gambling addict

my first horse girl is mihono bourbon is she alright
im not gonna reroll or anything just curious

>>714423282
She's actually a horse girl that never lost a race in her life so she has no idea what to say when you lose and just spews bullshit.

>>714423346
but you can reroll your gambles in this game!

>>714423369
all the trainees are good, support cards is what makes the difference

>>714423656
oh alright. that's cool

How do you get the unique outfits for the non SSR horsegirls?

>>714423829
increase their star count

>>714423829
Get them to 3 stars.

>>714423829
rank them up to 3 star

>>714423282
post her stats

>>714423268
only big tiddy murrican girl I got her twice with the guaranteed 3* ticket

>>714423829
3 stars not only unlocks their signature outfit, it also upgrades their unique skill, it even changes name.

>>714423930
it happens. I got emperor twice.

Bro can someone tell which girl will thrist for me the most from 3 star voucher? I dont want to pick absolute dogshit like >>714412878

>>714412183 (OP)
>are you playing it?
not yet, but soon ill be there

>>714412878
Is funny how diverse girls are in this game
Meanwhile mayano is like this

>>714420879
no cap

this game makes me want to play some real horse racing simulators with like breeding mechanics and shit

>>714424302
>but I'm married to a human woman!

>>714424063
rice

If Haru Urara was my daughter I don't think I could resist giving in to whatever she wanted. I'd spoil her so much

>>714424424
I think something is wrong with my horse

>>714424424
the two different flavors of autism

>>714412878
My wife Daiwa scarlet would never say that to me.

do I run rudolph as a pace or late? pace doesn't seem to proc her ult often since there aren't many in front to pass.

This is your game horsekeks?

>>714424887
yeah

>>714424887
I laughed.

>>714424739
of course

Post the KFC clip again

how hell do I make her stop getting bodied halfway through her career?

>>714424887
I think like that whenever my horse activates her special and somehow does even worse because of it

>>714425071
don't pick a boy horse for a start

>>714424887
where the FUCK is the amogus

>>714425141
eat shit, she's cute as fuck

These girls are all based on real horses right? Do they do anything ingame when a horse gets retired? What about when it dies?

>>714425071
quite possible the worst haircut in the entire series

>>714425071
tell her to get rid of that yee yee ass haircut

Why does every gacha game have like the most shit and obnoxious tutorial possible

>have acceptable stats for the race
>front runner
>cant get past number 2
>watch in despair as spot 2 cucks me and we both just drop in placement

>>714425274
the real tamamo cross has been dead for over 20 years

>>714425142
Its in her left eye

>>714424887
That happened to Rice Shower

>>714425025
>broodmare
so just a fancy horse term for prostitute?

>>714425336
Because people are retarded and don't know how to play the game unless you spell the whole thing out for them. They would unironically stare at the home screen and decide the game is shit and stop playing if you don't literally force them to engage with the mechanics.

>>714424887
Why is a stonetoss panel giving me a boner

>>714425431
And Silence Suzuka.

>>714425274
it seems like most of them are already dead and all of them are retired

>>714425446
how many prostitutes do you know that let you pay them to pop out your babies? a broodmare is a broodmare, she exists to pop out spawn with good genetics

>>714412183 (OP)
>tfw you and your uma are 6+ favorite and still win

Why is Bourbon a gundam?

I got a super creek, twin turbo, and smart falcon. Do I take it or roll the dice and greed harder?

>>714412878
Take her on a date to the glue factory.

>>714425431
she deserved it

>>714425702
Robot horse

>>714425431
Holy shit

>>714425431
:(

>>714425920
>he
ummmm bros?

>>714422394
Y-Yamate!

>>714425702
the real life horse was known as the cyborg so they made her autistic

>>714425702
she watched gundam, looked at Setsuna and said literally me and her dad said lmao sure why not

>>714425991
>he doesn't know

is there anything you can do to specifically target the races required for special missions?

>>714425991
why yes, we will take your precious stallion and turn him into a cute anime girl

How is Gold Ship so fucking cool.

>>714426008

>>714426119
just click Races in career and find that specific race in the future

>>714426119
Huh? Literally just click the race button

>>714425702
The real bourbon had insane stamina and acted like a robot

>>714426137
https://youtube.com/shorts/yRzakPcjtZs

>>714425025
I wonder if broodmares exist in the umaverse.

>>714426119
When starting a new career, in the character selection screen click in the top-right button, it lets you see the career objectives including race names.
In general, you can clear 95% of all the special missions just by playing normally with the starting characters: Scarlet, Vodka, Goldship, Urara, Bakushin O

There are some trick missions like the Claw Machine or working together with 5 friends in a Training, which you'll have to pretty much make a dedicate career to accomplish.

can i really just mostly ignore guts during training?

>>714426203
Is horse on human rape a problem in that world?

>>714426631
Yes, taking it arguably actually hurts your rating

>>714426631
For now. It's gonna get buffed later

>>714426631
Sometimes you get a tip that you lost a race because you didn't have guts, but I think you can focus on stamina instead if needed.

DA FUQ TAKESHI GON DO?

>>714426008
>>714426203
teio doesn't like to share

>bakushin career is just (you) gaslighting her into running 1200m because that's all she's good at
kek

>>714426992
i wish all the careers were like that, i hate these careers that have you run 4 different distances

why is teio like this?

>The careers where you do one run every other day
Motherfucker, let me train my uma.

scarlet is too cute, whenever one of my other trainees gets a higher rating i do her career again so she can remain number one

I refuse to replay Urara's career until I'm confident I can brute force through Arima Kinen with OP horses and cards.

FIVE PERCENT FUCKING CHANCE TO FAIL AND YOU HIT IT SUPER CREEK IM GOING TO GRIND YOU INTO GLUE PASTE MYSELF

>girls with retard horse strength

That's fucking scary.

>>714427676
nice naturals

ponytail or hair down teio?

>>714427736

what you'll do in this situation

>>714426430

I hope bakushin has special dialog if you actually get her to win a long race

>>714427958
i do usually run away when girls talk to me

>>714427750
Both

>>714427750
both is good

MA
TI
KA
NE
FU
KU
KI
TA
RU
SAY IT

Why are there so many rapist Teio pics?

>>714428170
MA
TI
KA
NE
TANNHAUSER

>>714428185
she tries to rape you

>>714428192
delete this

>>714426008
>that card event with Tachyon going to watch uma fight sports

Human sports must be completely dead in that world.

>>714428185
she's the clingiest uma

>>714428192

>>714428543
umas watching human sports is like guys watching women's beach volleyball in our world

new here I'm confused when I go to the enhance tab My SSR has its default stats and doesnt have her URA stats does it reset when event is over or something?

>>714428550

>>714426008
>Huns were horse girls
>Mongols were horse girls
>knights and samurai were horse girls

Imagine Umamusume anime about medieval umas fighting wars.

>>714428640
check the veteran tab uma musume tab

>>714428185
People who just watched Season 2 are going to be confused as fuck when they browse the threads.

BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN!
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN!
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN!
BAKUSHINSHIN!

>>714428037
All dialogue is archived and recorded in the menu. There's tons of secret dialogue.

*BANG BANG BANG*
CAM ON URARA
*BANG BANG BANG*

Add my precious daughter in now

How do I get this

>>714429128
I randomly got it today. It's pure RNG.

>>714429128
Pray to RNGsus

>>714429128
Have a lot of them the same stat base and hope they all line up properly. In my Nice Nature run right now supports are kinda screwing with me by barely even being around at all or are spread super thin

>play Urara to get crane game quest
>fail to grab 3 dolls
>win URA finals

Genetics are this strong eh?

Ok I got 3 good SSR support cards including super creek and I used the voucher on the retarded glutton.
So uuhhhhhhhhh now what am I supposed to do?

>>714429394
Horse around.

>>714429394
Play career.

>>714429284
bakushin 6 speed card run it is

All my niggas hate the Arima Kinen

>>714429128
Cards with the "Specialty Priority" effect will typically appear in their favored type of training (aka a Stamina card with Specialty Priority means that the character will appear more consistently in Stamina Training).

It would be hard to have 5 of those, but if you have just a couple, it could help, especially if they're the same type of stat.

I don't trust this weirdo...
Umabros, should I?

Cindarella horses WHEN? I want my wife Marchi

So, is rerolling here easy?
What should I aim for?

Good news, everyone! I'm a horses butt

>>714429924
Nobody wants to see those country bumpkins on the track

>>714429801
I don't know the chances of working but I did it once and never again, while a person I know had it work every time and is so far 6/6. If it fucks you though it's mood down and -15 to all stats

>>714429801
>>714420908
stay away

>>714430085
Support cards. SSR super creek or fine motion are the main targets. Good support cards make any uma good, weak cards make it way harder to win

>she lost
>start new career

>Make gacha game
>Put in actually fun gameplay
>Everyone loves it
Is it really that easy.

>>714430284
Fun gameplay and lovable characters do a lot

>>714429801
never trust a human girl

>>714429924
I like sidetail Gyaru

>>714430146

holy fuaaaaark

>>714430284
It's just gambling on top of a regular gacha game

I got Fine Motion support, but also a Rice Shower trainee. I don't like her...

I'm pretty sure some matches are scripted to make certain results more likely. I've just recreated real life, except in the race where they both lost Vodka was higher.

>>714421839
New scenarios will have higher caps.

How have human women not gone extinct in the uma universe?

I'm already embarrassed by my Steam hours. I should've just played the phone version.

>>714420657
The finals depend on the tracks you picked previously? I thought it's predetermined.

I just think its really fucked up how the game refuses to give me the only horse I actually want

>>714431064
too few uma girls

>>714420879
Thank god they restocked them, I thought they were all bought out.

nyooooooooo

>>714412878
this fucking bitch... needs correction

>>714421559

>King Halo doesn't activate her Ultimate skill a single time in the entire career (450 Wit btw)

>>714431515
Umamusume A... I could've fixed you...

>>714431515
can you really say you love your uma if you're not willing to eat her raw meat?

>>714430680
Yes, certain races in certain characters' careers will have way overtuned rivals to line up with real events. It's still possible to beat them with luck.

do clubs actually matter or can I just go solo

>>714431515
don't worry urara is still alive and cute

>>714431696
you get some carats for joining one. just sort it by Free Entry and join a random one

>>714431572
She's the King of Jobbers for a reason.

>>714430680
If you click left/right in the race favorites preview, you can see the stats of the other contestants and check for yourself

with global release we are certainly getting more lewds, right?!

i do it for she

>>714430284
>fun gameplay
say that after the first week

>>714432049
Urara's smile is my sunshine

>>714432093
retard

>>714431515
I think this only happens to the big losers, if they have enough of name to themselves to appear in Umamusume, most likely than not they either lived in a retirement ranch or had some accidental death.

umas...what do we do?

>>714425498
Uma Musume's is genuinely the shittiest I've seen. Not only is it tedious, it doesn't teach you anything useful about the game, you have to learn everything from other players.

>>714432347
Play both

>>714432347
I expect a big melty by cunnysisters since the game will be heavily censored in order to be released on steam

>>714426671
Problem?

how do i know what the microtransactions contain? the website link doesn't work for me

>>714432347
nothing burger. BA already had a global server and the gooner nature of the game means it won't reach a larger crowd then it already has.

>>714432320
Happens to winners too. 1986 Kentucky Derby winner Ferdinand was killed in a Japanese slaughterhouse in 2002. It's a bit of a controversial thing with American and Canadian horses shipped overseas for meat.

>>714428170
Matikanefakufaku

>>714432647
There are also slaughter farms out towards Nevada. My parents got two horses from one

do i do it fellas?

>>714432320
Yeah, thousands of race horses are born and get their start each year.
Every single one that appears in uma is in the top 1% (barring Halu Ulala but she’s more notable for different reasons) of thoroughbred racehorses in Japan.

>>714432586
pack a 500c + 200k coins
pack b/c 1500c + 1 RANDOM 3 star/SS

>>714432808
Yes. Go big or go home

>>714428170
motherfucka

>>714432808
He who is afraid of dying should not be born.

it's gaming time

>>714428550
I must've missed it during my career because for me Top Gun was definitely clingier.

>>714430284
Wizardry did this too if you're interested in grindge

>are you playing it
I played the initial Japan release and I know how shitty this game is

I did it! Vodka is the fastest!

>>714412878
Bakushin and I had a wonderful platonic Hot Spring bath together! Nothing lewd at all!

>>714432320
The Digitan incident also basically put a spotlight on all the retirement farms and if they mistreat any of the horses, they’re in for a shitstorm of bad publicity and government attention.

>>714432884
>>714432915
big win

>>714432818
thanks. whats the daily carat pack?

is this game good if I dont plan on jacking off, reading any of the text, or spending any money?

>>714433326

>>714433326
>79
What in the fuck

>>714433419
game?

>>714433364
nobody ever *plans* to jack off, anon

>>714433338
500 + 50 a day for a month but the 50 aren't counted as paid carats

>>714433540
Elite Beat Agents

how the FUCK do I win with Rice Shower?

>>714433592
ty

>>714433213
Bakushin probably doesn't even know what a penis is

>>714433605
Bigly

>>714433540
Elite Beat Agents!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIj6Mx7LkaA

>>714433779
Look at my hero go!!!

>>714433364
I skip most of the events, didn't spend any money, and only jacked off to the thought of mcqueen's feet after a race once and I'm still enjoying it

>>714428095

>>714432808
>>714433326
Holy fuck Umazing lol.

Leave Bakushin to me and I’ll return pregnant

>>714432445
It is South Korea afterall. They always sell out one way or the other.

how long does it take the average guy to beat the roguelike mode once?

>>714432445
huh it's going to be censored?

>>714412878
NEVER GIVE UP

>>714434194
2-3 hours fi you actually read the whole thing, 20-50 minutes if you skip everything

>>714434194
At first like 3-4 hours. But over time once you get used to it, and see it repeat certain scenes it begins to become like 1 hour and 30 minutes average. Just do not worry though about playing for the first time, slowly get used to what the game is and eventually it will all become 2nd nature.

>>714434204
i think hes making shit up

>>714434078
>I'll return pregnant
Anon...

>>714433793
So this is the power of support cards...

>>714434418
He might be joking, but after Nikke controversy with South Korea whoring themselves out to the Chinese for faster updates, and then again to Saudi Arabia for outfits. There is reason why nobody trusts them much.

>>714434462
its a femanon getting futa'd

>>714434418
what else would they delay the game for

In a previous thread someone said there is a free Haru Urara SSR. Where is it? Next event?

>>714433793
kino

>>714434957
its a guts card for friendship points.

>>714434957
Friend points in shop.

>>714434957
In the friend point shop.
It’s a Guts card though so it’s not very useful until they buff Guts.
Just don’t be a retard and burn it for rainbow horseshoes.

This is great what the fuck.

>>714413520
Based best honse enjoyer

When is mambo girl

>>714417150
NTA, but I haven't gotten far into my first career. If I roll a 3-star and somehow fuck up in their career, they're stuck with whatever stats they end their career with?

>>714435616
you can train any uma an infinite number of times, each completed career is a different entity

>>714435616
nah, each time you beat a career it gets its own slot in the veteran list

>>714433793
U RA RA

>>714435616
You can finish a career any amount of times and you get to keep every horse. You can have duplicates.

when do the special missions expire? i am still working on this last mission...

>>714435725
>>714435739
>>714435904
So you could just retrain the same rolled uma, and have it inherit her previous careers then? Gonna be some interesting 3-year time loops then.

>>714436143
a horse cannot be its own parent. no dupe inbreeding

>>714436027
It'll expire right before you finish that mission.

There's no scheduled end date for the missions so I assume they don't expire.

How do they breed?

>>714436369
literally human men

>>714436369
Sex with their Trainer-san(Me)

>>714436369
my penis weenis of course :)))

>login
>Go to do free daily pull
>See some gold ticket pull thing
>Get an SR not SSR
I didn't look very closely at what I was rolling, but assumed it was some guaranteed banner? Did I get bamboozled? It's not on the banner list anymore so I'm not even sure what I got.

>>714412183 (OP)
yes
I really want Top Gun, but I also want to save rolls

I can't seem to get above B+ rank on any of my umas.
Is this the wall?

>>714436369
After they retire they marry their trainer and become housewives.

>Make another anime slop gacha game
>It's actually fun to play even without spending money
How the fuck did they do it?

>>714436479
It was probably the SR+ support ticket scout? You got it from completing the 5 support characters helping you during one training session special mission.

>>714436581
>>714436406
>>714436429
>>714436439
Wait a minute, so you're saying we can fuck the horse girls?

>>714436581
Let's be real here if you're goldship or tachyon's trainer you're becoming the whipped house husband.

>>714436674
Every single gacha is more fun to play F2P. Putting money into these games is like using cheat codes in single player games.

>>714421325
every season has a different MC
Special Week is Pretty Derby S1's mc
Teio is S2's mc
Kitasan is S3's mc

Anons I'm retarded how do I get my free pull? What menu do I go to

>>714436768
I'm sure there are anons out there who would be okay with that.

>>714436784
>he says while he rerolls 300 times

>>714436728
Yes. No sex ingame though or the yakuza who own the real horses will cut your balls off. Best you'll get is umas thirsting for you like Mayano or Super Creek.

>buy trainer pack c
>pull fucking ssr air shakur support
haha....

>>714437190
ewww you got the tupac horse

>>714436674
>Stat raising sims are perfect for mobile
>you can save mid career and resume later so you aren't rushed or losing progress if you don't speed it out
>stories are totally engrossing
>game keeps you engaged and makes your girl's success feel like your success
>Every girl is viable in her career so and careers range in challenge that if you don't train your girl right she'll fail even with a full deck of SSRs and as a 3 star.
That last one is pretty important. Normally with gacha it's rolling for the newest characters or for meta but aside from support cards(which somehow have hardly been feature creeped for the game's 5 year run that launch SSRs are still viable to this day) the girls are all just a matter of who you want to support. So if you like a 1 star girl, that doesn't mean she's unviable in career mode and you can get totally engaged with her story and journey. This means that each career run is fair so you don't have that case like you do with other gachas were a team of max level 5 stars going into an early stage just wipes the floor with everything. You'll still need to build your girl up in training and can still fail. It also helps that the only difference between F2P and P2W is the PVP part which the whales vanish from into their own little circle while the F2P people just have fun.

>>714437190
I told you these were a scam bwo...

>>714436867
Shop
There'll be a button to use a voucher ticket

You think you want an uma wife until you see your grocery and takeout bills.

Kind of curious if this would've done this well 4 years ago.

Do the girls have human ears too? Or is it just horse ears? What do their skulls look like?

Am I retarded, or is Ryan's career hard as balls?

>>714437503
Horse ears only

Thank god there's a replay function, I skipped the race cause she was 11th at the final stretch, but she got first somehow
I love my overlord

>>714437528
The Mejiro stallions were famed Stayers so you have to run a lot of long races which means you need more stamina. A lot more stamina or you just die.
HaruTen is probably the hardest campaign race until Benis.

>>714437528
i looked at a bunch of uma careers while trying to decide who to play, and yeah her's seems brutal

>>714437489
Cinderella Grey being so widely praised definitely boosted it in the west

>>714437503
>Do the girls have human ears too?
No, this is one of the rare times there aren't 4 ears. Phones are even elongated so they reach the girl's ears

>haru urara eats a burger with pickles on the day of the one race she needs to get 1st place in
love it

>the ear that each uma wears her accessory on represents her gender irl, your left for males and right for females
>fine motion gets hers on both ears since she had a birth defect
how did I never notice this?

>>714438372
but you did notice it

I only like Gold Ship and got her with the rigged roll. What do I do and not do if I only care about her?

>>714412183 (OP)
What does Uma does for Aprils1st?

>>714437375
>Put F2P players against one another in PVP
>Detect Whales and put them in the Whale PVP zone
Dare I say... Based?

>>714438510
Simply play the career mode with your autistic horse woman while she endangers your life

>>714438521
Silly things that vary from year to year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSnvclkipW0

>>714438635
I took care of a female TB IRL for several years she can't do shit to me or she gets no grain. She was also a slut.

>>714438523
It's just a ranking system, all the whales will climb up to the highest rank insanely quickly so F2P players will only encounter them a couple of times during the start of a race season.

>>714413991
>Gold Ship
isn't she supposed to be secretly pretty smart?

>>714438865
Yes, she's just insanely autistic

>>714436369

>>714438865
she is merely pretending to be retarded

>>714438865
yes, she's just a brat

Okay so the arima kinen is the super bowl?

is it a bad idea to spend money on this game if i haven't linked my data?

>>714436689
Yep that was it, thanks anon!

>woolie pulled 3 different 3* trainees on his first 3 rolls
I can't take it anymore

>>714439209
more like the all-star
nippon derby is the super bowl

>>714433326
Always gamble.

This game's great but why is the friends list maxed at only 15 to start with, I know you can increase it with friend points but still

>>714439497
ah yes, woolie..

>>714439632
So Japan Cup is like the annually World Cup?

>>714412183 (OP)
I think Matikanefukukitaru is cursed, which is pretty fitting for her.
I had a good run with her and then the last 4 attempts have all been horrible, possibly the worst careers I've attempted.

>>714439860
You just need to believe in Shiraoki-sama harder.

>uma gets debuffed right before summer camp
YOU DUMB BITCH