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>Game news (EN)
Current Rate Up: Tokai Teio (3* Alt), Mejiro McQueen (3* Alt), Kitasan Black (SSR), Satono Diamond (SSR)
7/16 - 8/1: Story event
7/27 - 8/8: Legend Race

>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Fusaichi Pandora (3*)
Scenario Release Campaign:
>Doubled Bonuses
>Extra Rentals & Cost Discount
>TP Usage Halved
>Daily Free Factor Reroll
>Onsen Rate Up
CM Classic will be held on 7/25, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: No debuff skills.
LoH Long will be held in August, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny.
2nd Main Story, Team Ascella - Final Chapter Now Available

>IP News
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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enjoy your delition
thanks for trying tho

Finally a real thread

>>532439564
solid ad

You're a big guy

DAITOKU HELIOS

>>532439638
I believe in truth in advertising as a principle that I should live by, even if it actively harms my goals.

>>532439875
I want to rape this zoomer.

>>532440057
Zoomers are for lovey dovey sex only

Real retard hours

post something cute

>>532440301
*SMOOOOOCH*

Alright, help someone starting the Spark Farming process out. Lets use this tree as an example. I obviously know the end goal will end up being something like "Get every person here with 3 Star Stamina Blue Sparks" in order to juice the final Miyano Top Gun. But is there "Best Way" to start farming sparks for the initial 4 grandparents beyond just nose to the grindstone farming? I know I've heard the term "looping" before and I've seen guides for it, but people say it's outdated (without saying why of course). Help a bro out fellow Horse Fu-Trainers

>>532439950
>redditfrog
yea nvmd

>>532440057
>>532440205
finally, a good thread. Unironically

>>532440301
Family?

>>532440513
Gorilla woman love

>>532439620
I guess we have to make threads at 750 to avoid splitfaggotry now.

I'll get her that Arima win one day...

>>532440859
Then he'll make them sooner next time, and then "us" and so on and so forth.

Reporting this thread to jannies.

>>532438915 (OP)
>Failed a 2% rainbow speed training with fucking Five partners, three rainbows, on it

DAIWA SCARLET! I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU

>>532440859
he'll give up and keep baiting about some other retarded shit

>>532441191
>Announcing a report

>>532440993
Natural cancerfication at work. Hopefully there can keep some semblance of order until global catches up.

im out of (real) monies

>>532440897
Turning her into a monster is my end game
Everything I do is in service of that.

>>532441387
I need to marry this grandma and give her some kids

What's wrong with this freak?

>>532441786
mares did this....

>>532441786
you don't cry after smelling your own feces?

>>532441786
He's just like me frfr

>kitasan's event chain never finishes
>super creek's event chain never finishes
>two random SR support card chains I don't have in my deck both fire off and go through both stages
fucking rng hell

This is the canon finish

>>532441786
>point flag did not like stay golds small size
>caused gold to gain a fear of grey horses
>habit of crying after smelling his own faeces
what the fucking fuck lmao

is this good?

>noooooo you made the thread to early think of the poor heckin' inactive thread that died because you posted a new /uma/ thread
>it's fine for me to post MY /uma/ thread even though there's already a perfectly good /uma/ thread up and kill another inactive thread though
I hate you pathetic niggers, this OP literally only cares about atention whoring his shitty thread, stop sucking him off and post in the actual /uma/ thread.

Does the JP version only have 7 episodes for each girl too? Or do they add more?

>>532442031
Yes, stam spark is best spark

>532442164
You will never get your divegrass team.

Shouldn't this be 969? Or am I crazy

>>532442185
As far as I understand it the episodes just give you the feel of the girls personality so you wanna roll for them

I can't keep two threads open at the same time for the same game...

>>532442301
Yeah, but the schizo has been shitting up the thread and changing numbers multiple times.

giant bourbon merch when

>>532442310
so, do they get more than 7 episodes some day?

>>532440605
Borrow someone else's 9* when you can to help juice up the stat you want your own 9* to be in. Looping is outdated because it doesn't really help in spark farming at all, it was just a way to farm umas with high affinity with one another

>>532442310
I get that. They let you see the current banner character up to episode 5. But since the bond meter goes beyond 7, does that mean you can unlock stuff later?

Hello /uma/, I'm looking for advice

I finally finished a spark on the Kitasan banner. Didn't get MLB but I heard 3LB is plenty strong.

I am really, really tired of rolling for supports, since I've never actually rolled for a horse yet. How should I set up my supports moving forward? I'll likely not be able to get more for awhile since carrots seem to be slowing down

Is it worth sitting on good morale and hoping for an event that boosts mood or should I try to squeeze in a rec if the training options are bad?

>>532442597
Shut up, Steve.

>First time ever playing this game
>Thought it would be another slop trainer fest.
>Serotonin reinforced by the heart of the Bakushin Road
>???
>Goon mentality replaced by Uma Adoration

What the fuck did this game do to me bros?

>>532442164
shouldn't have vandalized the op seafag

What's the best support card for a reroll?

Almost there, bros

retard here. calculator says i need 8 more points to reach OO. my vodka won 4 g1 races and rudolf won 7. wouldnt that be enough points to reach the threshold? why does it still show O?

what if your uma is good at racing but sucks at the live concert

>>532442998
what if a horse just refused to show up for the concert?

>>532442202
Thanks anon

>>532443164
executed on the spot

>>532442998
then this happens

>>532442998
>oguri

>>532442432
Every time I squeeze her she calls me master

>>532442665
You can use Kitasan, Eishin Flash, the wit Daiwa Scarlet or Tachyon and the Tazuna. Just swap around stuff like sweep tosho, ssr vodka and stuff depending on the lengths you want to run.

>>532443310
humiliation ritual

>zoomer lingu
go back

crazy in love coming out of nowhere

>>532442998
Mine is good at bed

>>532442665
You already have Daiwa, Tachyon, and Marvelous at a decent LB for all your wit needs and you already have Kitasan Black, all you need is to borrow someone's MLB Super Creek and level up Manhattan Cafe for your stamina needs. Tazuna can make your run more comfy and Vodka is all you need for power

>>532442665
Kitasan Black, Sweep Tosho, Eishin Flash, and King Halo will have you covered for generalist speed cards. Use Manhatten Cafe and probably McQueen since you can keep getting more for Stamina cards. Use Daitaku Helios for Strength, and Daiwa Scarlet for your Wit card. Borrow from people as needed for other fill ins/specialized cards (think super creek for Long track runners, Sakura Bakushin O for Sprinters, etc).

Luckily the only "Must Roll" support banner is going to be many months from now with the Nice Nature SSR Wit card, and anything between now is optional (save for the Super Creek banner in a few weeks if you want that). Otherwise you're free to roll on Umas as you see fit for a while. First major "Must Have" Uma will be in a month or two with Seiun Sky.

In 8 months I will breed sweep tosho

>>532443496
she was crazy enough to win for her trainer, then they plapped

>>532443591
Me too Kitasan

>>532442185
Yes.
4 Episodes introducing you scouting the girl, and then 3 mid-route episodes.

>>532443164
I refuse to believe Tachyon would practice and participate in concerts (I know she does in anime/game/movie), unless I'm missing some lore

is the difference between a double circle and a regular circle that big?

>>532443852
All girls have 7 episodes in Global

>>532443591
Same

>>532443967
it's like double

>Is 7 the max episodes they get, or does Japan have more than 7, compared to global?
>Yes, they all get 7 episodes
>No one answers the question properly

>>532443310
Wouldn't it be cool if we got a ponytail Oguri wearing a blue tracksuit as her racing outfit

I FUCKING LOOOOOOOOOOVE GUTS

>>532444012
Yes, and that's all they ever get so far.

WHAT IS THIS ABSOLUTELY CURSED CHARACTER

COWS SHOULD NOT PRETEND TO BE HORSES HOW WERE YOU 1st FAVORED

>>532444092
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>532444261
I really want ponytail oguri. She was so much cuter with it, got sad when she went long hair in later

>>532444367
boxed cow, I am always a victim of latestart from her due to her large milkkers so focused is mandatory
>>532444292
heh

My first A rank

Unfortunate it's only 2 star wit, but all those finale though.

>>532444094
uh, no. Affinity is good, but double circle is just an ideal to target without doing math
>>532443967

What option do you guys pick for the Victory event?

>>532445030
i always gamble on 2

I didnt know rice shower chomps on an invisible onigiri in her victory animation

Does this actually change your results?

Like if you skip does it take into consideration skill activations?

>>532445402
My tinfoil hat says your umas perform better when you watch them.

I never know what is the "right" answer here, she always seems to bad in both races

>>532445696
Cause she's a cow, not a horse

>>532445696
Oaks, you get the chance at finishing the Triple Tiara and also a Mood Up event afterwards

>>532445526
Or the opposite

>>532442690
I usually try to flip good -> great when I have to rest anyways and pray I don't get karaoke. Hanging onto good is fine since skipping too many trainings is bad.

>>532445030
If my energy is high I go top. If I have to rest anyways I'll do bottom.

How should I weigh unique skills from sparks? As good as 1 gold skill?

>>532447509
It depends on the skill, but they're usually better than non-gold equivalents but not as good as gold skills that do the same.

These horse girls should all have large asses for accuracy.

I AM GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND

IT NEVER EVEN SHOWS UP AND WHEN IT DOES I JUST LOSE

>>532436330

Artist anon, this is cute. post your id

(also, is the thread split or are we just sloooow?)

why do we have two threads

>first ever Mayano TOP GUN career run
>absolutely godlike RNG, Great mood on turn 1, get Charismatic right away, get hints for all the better available skills, consistently get well rested, any time she gets a random mood down it's immediately counteracted by a different event giving a mood up
>have all friendships maxed out by the first summer camp, win all training coinflips, highest stats I've ever had, wins every single optional race I put her on
>loses 4 times on her last race of classic year and fucking dies

>2nd Mayono run
>putrid RNG, don't get charismatic, consistently sleep deprived, terrible skills and no good recovery, lose the positive condition she gets automatically the turn right after, get 4 or 5 random mood down events
>fails THREE <10% fail rate trainings (one tanks the summer camp, one puts her in bad condition right before her last career race), all around terrible trainings, ends up with shit stats, doesn't win a SINGLE non mandatory race (including optionals so I miss EVERY fan milestone)
>somehow ends up winning the whole thing without any retries

I kinda wanna fight God right now.

>>532448563
One is a vandalized OP without the extra tidbits in case global wants to join JP activities like POGs.

>>532448563
anti-jp shitposter put up a thread early, people migrated to it because no one ever reads the op

>>532448563
vandalized OP

>>532448424
The claw machine event shows up during the second year, so choose someone with a really long training stretch like Urara or Top Gun so you can spam recs, you'll get it a bunch

Anybody else really like this honse? I think I'll pull for her.
PULL MY DICK, THAT IS

>lose pvp match
>all of them look at you with a sad expression
please...no...

Socialize with ningen women
Love ningen women
Sex with ningen women
Start a family with ningen women
Be happy with ningen women

>>532449171
torena-san...

>>532448920
Hey thanks lad

As it turns out I'm a retard, how do I tell when it's the second year?

>>532448563
one is vandalized, just have to recycle this one when the prior ends

>>532449292
Kiryuin is legit a qt patootie

which one of you assholes said night owl didnt matter in summer
it just triggered on the second turn

>>532449292
>socialize with green woman
>love green woman
>sex with green woman
>...
>WTF SHE'S NOT NINGEN!?

What g1 races do you guys grind for affinity? I don't want to do to many and lose out on stats and potentially fail the run.

>>532450449
wonderful

I am NOT going to roll for more kitasans

>b-but
NO

Illustrative Daiwa Scarlet

I guess we'll be using this one

Digitan LOVE

>the schizo made a new thread while still on page fucking 1
told ya this would happen >>532440993

>>532450685
What is she reading

Goldship SEX

>>532450945
how to steal trainer's seed

>>532450881
Admittedly, I underestimated how desperate the schizo would be. But at least it proves there's a schizo lurking in /uma/.

>>532451053
>headpiece on
>actual, full-blown retard
>headpiece off
>sex
why does it work this way?

This is off to a good start.....

>>532451184
Sometimes its endearing when they're retarded.

Would you?

>>532450881
It's funny how this schizo appears during a specific timezone... really makes you think

Raisu Shower

>>532440993
>>532450881
When this faggot tried the same shit a couple weeks ago, some anons would redirect others into the proper thread instead. Worked pretty well.

>>532451190
nothing a visit to the shrine will fix

>>532451232
MAMBO!

Is there a benefit to doing the same G1 race 2 times? Like, some G1s that appear in year2, also reappear in year3.

Do you guys think a 2* spark (totaling to an 8*) is effectively a failure, since I could just take a 9*?

TOTAL DOMINANCE!
GI, GII, GIII, EX COMPLETE!

heh nothing personal kiddo

>Cinderella Gray is up for free on YT(for a limited time)
https://youtu.be/LQXnwd9Fsqk?si=wsI7fBw_jrKsqdS0
thats neat af, apparently one of the movies is there too and has translated captions? idk how to look for it tho, but based if true

>>532444092
ani is this real?

>>532451339
imagine peeing on her swimsuit and having it be stained all yellow while she pathetically cries on the florr

lore accurate taiki shuttle

>>532451537
>streaming

>>532451479
I want to train this Uma

>>532451415
Yes, it rolls on the spark generator each time you do it. So for a good G1 spark like Queen Elizabeth II Cup that gives you Stamina, you should do it both classic and senior year.

>>532451167
>I underestimated how desperate the schizo would be
Always expected the worst, just to be on the safe side. This goes double with creatures like your average schizo.
>it proves there's a schizo lurking in /uma/.
That should be an open secret, but true enough.
>>532451319
Many such cases, many such cases. /v/ has a problem like that except with a janny, always deleting certain threads, but only around certain times... weird stuff that.
>>532451347
People did the same this time, look how well that worked out. The retarded masses go to whatever shit you point them to, not bothering to double check.

>>532451347
his shitter thread ended up dying so he gave up iirc

>>532450120
I usually try my luck at junior G1s, and maybe NHK Mile for the race factors. The best time to do G1s for me is senior year though.

>>532451339
Rice kisses..

>>532451479
I missed the Rudolf trophy so I can't get this.

I don't know, mates, guild lead for one of the uma guilds, some of the people in my semi-competative guild are just shitters like unironically shitters who've been at 5-10m fans for literal weeks. Like I don't even know what being semi-competitive even means, this was supposed to be a semi-competitive guild as in roll for who you like and use up all your TP a day or is that too much to ask for semi-competitive? Convince me not to axe some of these retards and bring in le discord retards they may be faggots but at least I can get an extra 500 carrots a month.

>>532451537
It's always free if you go to nyaa

>>532451309
>>532451610
would

>Looking at Uma art
>Rice
>Tachyon
>manhatan cafe
>repeat
Black horses are very popular

I don't understand "Mambo"

>>532451537
Holy fucking newfag zoomer turd, Batman!
>Streaming
Nigger.
>neat af
>ONE of the movies(multiple)
>idk how to look for it tho
Christ on a bike, kill this retard.

>Do required G1 race
>1st place
>Do optional G1 race
>2nd place
>Do required G1 race
>1st place
>Do optional G1 race
>2nd place
>Do required G1 race
>1st place
>Do optional G1 race
>2nd place

>>532451706
semi-competitive would be 15 mil a month and 1 request a day for me, desu.
>who've been at 5-10m fans for literal weeks
probably shitters, kick them out without any remorse

>>532451706
doing all your runs a day can take a couple hours if you aren't heavily optimizing so it's not particularly friendly for people with other shit to do, not too unreasonable for a "semi-competitive" group though

>Not even debut race
>300 stamina
I think there's such a thing as too much stamina

>>532440234
Easy.

>>532452016
>>532452016
>>532452016
Move

>>532451770
>Black horses
Hishi Amazon?

When Curren chan?

>>532451167
shitters have literally NOTHING better to do it's depressing, seems this thread got recycled fast enough for his new one to die though

>>532452003
Ooooo 5th in debut race. This is definitely too much stamina.....

>>532452076
>umaglobal
AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

>>532452076
>8 threads up right now

wtf do I do with these cards, I can't break out of A rank into A+ :(

One must picture schizo off his meds

>>532452219
UMA NEW WORLD

>532452076
We have reached peak shit hours now.

What is the honse to roll for in future if I like King Halo storyline the best (even with the crappy race lineup)? I am a sucker for those sports anime with the theme of making it even if you still loses lots of times.

>>532451929
>>Do optional G1 race
why even do them

>>532452219 >>532452259
didn't we have literally the same problem some days ago, after which the jannies finally got off their fat asses to try and ""fix"" the problem?
no fucking wonder some (gay) japs split off

>>532452219
The hack really killed all the jannies and mods and they never bothered bringing new ones

Reminder to report spam!
>>532450942
>>532450441
>>532452038
>>532452016

>>532451597
I'd still Taiki her Shuttle iykwim

>>532452076
>having a melty because his shitter thread got culled
lmao

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Does it matter who I use my free shop voucher on? I got a 3* scout ticket somehow, maybe from a mission or something and used that already.

>>532452235
You wont get to A+ without some more LB cards
Just be happy with A rank till you get more or reroll for a better account

>>532452259
>the schizo is the yurinigger and the tachyon xittersister
makes sense.

>>532452235
Getting into A with those shitty ass cards is already an achievement.
Oh it's Bakushin/a miler? Nevermind then.

>>532452346
it was a bit under a week ago, I presume he got given a three day or something despite shitting up threads for hours a day because mods are retarded

>>532452348
moderation has been large dead anyway, the hack only making things worse, while the subhuman third worlder either prevailed, or multiplied somehow.

>>532452076
>>532452350
Does this mean JP can have proper discussion in /uma/ now?

>>532451706
you shouldn't even be asking this if you were serious about being semi-competitive, if they can't even dump their stamina daily then they are gone and that's that.

>>532452359
Just pick whatever you find cute, Oguri Cap if you are a dirty meta redditor

>>532452346
Yeah it wasnt long ago at all

>>532452348
Yup

>>532452501
There was never a split, jpbro, but the retarded fucking schizo has been trying really hard to rile people up with early threads and make the split real so he can get his shitty divegrass team.

>>532440429
very cute

Pokke SEX

is it better to keep rolling after my pity (2*) for one more kitasan (7500 carats) or just give up?

wtf is this autistic shit
what is wrong with you retards

>>532452259
might as well make /umaEN/

which uma do I use to get this

Classic King Halo.

who do we blame about our current situation?

>he wants the thread be split because he want his divegrass team
what an idiot

>>532452736
yakuza-sama...

>>532452348
Even before then they only cared about what happened in their specific pet threads on /vg/, otherwise you wouldn’t have avatarfags shitting up certain generals every single fucking day.

>>532452607
is that really it? Usually when threadsplit shitting is happening we don't get the other kinds so it seemed like it was just some SEAfag with nothing better to do trying to be disruptive

>>532452442
nah, been slowly working on getting my team out of b+ but it's tough.

>>532452473 >>532452598
>bit under a week ago
That was a fun day/night alright... Glad to see him return in full force, and then again in another 3 days!
>>532452607
Usually I wouldn't care much, since JP discussions aren't too interesting... Thing is that JP bros were VERY accommodating to us early on, not to mention extremely helpful in helping newfags like myself.
While I'm never going to be a keibafag, I'd like to see more highlights, then give back with some [sound] files or whatever.

>>532452607
That was my assumption based on how incessant the thread creating was. But now we've reached an ultimatum cancer point.
Either we go the way of /pcrg/ and merging permanently, or the way of /fgog/ and splitting permanently. We have to figure it out now or the mods will clamp down, if there's any left.

>>532452327
white sparks

>>532452665
SEAturd lashing out against the world because his favorite Vtumor is getting married

>>532452736
TRAINER SAN GET DOWN

Is the Speed Star skill worth getting?

so how home you sometimes gain hints after winning a race? What are the hints from/dependent on? Are they random hints from one of your supports, uma, or the racetrack itself?

>>532452860
this thread is newest currently so if mods do something they'll nuke all the others, the attempts to split are all from one shitter and not a genuine sentiment anyways so there's no way to get him to agree to merge instead of flooding

Mambo

>>532452736
Just go sit in front of an AC

>>532452736
fuck yeah i was waiting for something like this
is there more?

Why are there so many vodka x scarlet art

>>532452607
Basically this is correct. This person has been trying to divide the threads since the day the game came out.

>>532452731
bakushin since its a sprint

TWO FUCKING TERRIBLE RUNS, TIME TO TAKE A BREAK

>>532452643
Too big.

>>532453051
yuritrannies trying to force garbage

I messed this one up big time

>>532452848
I like answering questions still about global still. It's nice to live the old days of launch. I don't know why people insist JP suddenly turned sides.

>>532452259
This is a low-tier schizo.
/alter/ back in the day would've flooded half of /vg/ with threads.

>>532452076
>Schizo is a yuritroon
What a surprise amiright?

when spark farming 600-1100 is it a gradual increase from 2% to 10% or does it jump up to 10% at 1100+

>>532452794
Yeah, he's been caught posing as a Tachyon poster and riling people up in general, it's really easy to tell who it is by their writing style, it's pure autismo just to split the threads and make people angry for no fucking reason but to get his shitty divegrass team and I guess attention.
>>532452848
Some JP bros still post here and it's fine, some of them do actually help a lot and it's always amusing to see stuff about keiba and JP info so I don't understand the point of splitting when we will catch up one day, it's idiotic to try and do a split on the grounds of "JP hates all globalfags and the split is necessary", it's fucking retarded.
>>532452860
He will keep trying to split, he's been doing it for a few weeks now but it doesn't work, I'm just waiting for him to start spamming scat at some point and then ban evade, lol. And also I think just merging would be the best, there's never been a point to split specially since the JP side of stuff is usually way slower so just having everyone here would be better.

>>532452973
Race/racetrack

I'm a certified goo goo baby now
>>532452952
For pace chasers yeah, it's worth 2x velocity skills and activates in the final corner

>>532452565
I'm probably gonna sleep on it then maybe get Taiki. I really do like the little intro stories you can watch for each character.

>>532453123
it's pretty obviously just the one guy and maybe one of his discord buttbuddies or something pushing the narrative that JP players are a problem, it's just a matter of waiting for him to get banned or give up

>>532453317
just report them and ignore it
you dont have to keep posting them here

Nothing ever happens

>>532449292
But rich umas run the world...

>I will get to the second spark without ever seeing a second Kitasan
AIEEEEEE go on without me. I just hit Tazuna hot hours

>>532453317
>>>>>>BA image
my fucking sides

>King Halo was part of the Golden Generation
What? I never saw her in the S1 of the anime.

What does ei ei mun mean?

>>532453123
>I like answering questions still about global
In that case *smooch*, and thanks, we really appreciate it!
>>532452431 >>532453156
Imagine everyone surprise.
>>532453257
>it's fucking retarded.
It's also extremely ignorant, of either side. Yes, it will take a few years for global to catch up, but come on now. Classic gatekeeping is needed, simple as, then everyone will sooner or later get along just fine, maybe even share a new hobby or two. I really don't get why this whole "adapt to a group you wanna be apart of" is become so hard to understand to people.

>>532452662
I think it's a question of how important it is to get a strong enough Kita to borrow something else. 3LB is the card's biggest power spike so you're probably going to be borrowing Kitas until you get it.

>>532452736
That must be awkward with how everyone has a roommate.

>>532453479
Ei ei mun means ei ei mun.

NAISU NAICHA

>>532453385
Its so fucking over for trainer...

>>532453190
straight jump at 1100

>>532453257
I think JP split threads just so actual JP news don't get drowned in deluge of global questions and misinfo.
I asked JPfags on their thread once and they are helpful

>>532453479
ei ei mun means ei ei mun
shrimple as that

>>532452736
Accept your fate, ningen man.

How is the wit card that's releasing next?

>>532453474
She probably jobbed too much for you to notice

>>532449385
the game tells you at the top when you're doing a career run

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>532453579
...I dont get it

>>532453528
show stats/sparks

>>532453558
JP is just an island to discuss JP content, but the JP and global base post in both threads as far as I can tell.

>>532453528
Touch fluffy hair

Finally I found the right thread. Fucking useless jannies

holy kino.........

>>532453528
build pls

>>532453558
yeah JP thread is fine to discuss JP stuff without interruption, this thread should still stay a place for JP posters though

>>532453630
trainer found fucking dead and dried

>>532452736
We were DENIED doujins like this.

>>532453558 >>532453703
>I asked JPfags on their thread once and they are helpful
Been wondering for 2 days if I should go in there and ask them something, but I also don't wanna annoy anyone with dumb globaltard shit. Probably sounds retarded, but I don't wanna force myself into places where I don't belong. Live and let live and all that.

>>532453385
>>532453630
Suzuka...

>>532453558
There’s at least a few people adamant about splitting and have been for a few months aside from the obvious schizos, but I don’t really see the point long term.

>>532453737
when can I pull for Ayabe...

>10 turns no rainbows.
Its those filthy underground jewish horses ruining my playthrough.

>>532453257
he's a SEAnig so expecting him to actually make a narrative that makes sense instead of spewing shit and hoping people go along is too much

>>532453841
woah man, you have to censor this

How do I unlock the Vodka sex route for Scarl? Oaks or Derby?

I'm going insane

>>532453814
Nah, you should, they don't mind globalfriends there and will answer your question about anything.

>>532453737
Are you watching the movie version or the ONA version? I remember the movie version has an extra scene after this.

Where's /umaCN/?

>>532441635
She WILL win the Arima Kinen

>>532453257
Why? What's the point of merging until global catches up or at least comes close to catching up?

>>532453737
Damn TM Opera O dumpstered even worse electricians and jobbers than even Fraudolf?

>>532453558
Pretty much. Maybe the first thread really was made some guy trying to get his own divegrass team, but I just use it to talk about JP stuff since you motherfuckers move too fast for us to talk about our own things. Also too many globalfags don't care about keiba so it seems kinda rude to talk about it here for now.
>>532453814
It really depends on the question. If it's the same "can I stop rerolling yet" or "spoonfeed me meta" then I probably won't answer. If you ask something more specific then people would help you out.

>>532453954
we need /umaLATAM/ for all of our spic bros too

>>532449385
year 1 = pre-debut/junior
year 2 = classics
year 3 = senior

what we really need is /mambo/

>>532453942
Movie version for that exactly reason

>>532453474
She was mostly in the background due to being a giant jobber

>>532453954
saw an actual mainland chink with chink meme pic in the thread few days ago

>>532453694
>>532453741
I fucked up the stamina requirements, she'll barely be able to finish medium.

>>532454005
Truth nuke.

>>532453737
Imagine the threesome

>>532453474
Here's the Uma Golden Generation.
Not in pic:
> Tsurumaru

>>532453954
It's way too delayed everyone who cares here simply learn Japanese and play the JP version

>>532454005
*/umaLATINX/

>>532454036
good lord

>>532453912
Granted I'm a baka-gaijin but that feels like a slight deep cut lmao.
>>532453954 >>532454005
This. If you're gonna split shit, do it PROPER!
>>532453986
>That quality and coloring
>4mb for that length
Jesus Christ
>>532453920 >>532454000
Believe it or not, but I was going to ask for racing clips, highlights if you will. Perfect question you'd think, but I thought "eh, let's not bother them."

>>532454070
When I showed the anime to my friend I still opted for the ONA version because listening to that OP only 1 time is a sin.

>>532454154
>grass wonder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjOfPNhOipY

If Umas were real they’d be sent to war

>>532453986
Will the CinGray originals ever make it into the game?

>>532454234
Hell yeah. What do you need?

>>532453942
Nta but I didn't see the movie only the 4 episodes so I never saw the extra scene, I don't mind spoilers.

>>532454275
good thing theyre not real

>>532454275
they probably dont get deployed as much in modern times since the introduction of automatic firearms
>>532454365
thats what big uma wants you to think...

>>532453841
>he fell for it
OH NO NO NO
TRAINER?!

Hello horse friends, I come here with a request:

Is there any japanese blog-like content of people going to watch horse racing? I don't mean the professional News-like reporting that you see in TV, but rather the more personal blog-like take, showing them buying tickets, the view from the stands, etc.

>>532454287
hopefully not, they arent cute

>>532454326
Whatever I can make into a 30-60sec long clip, you get the idea. Haven't seen a lot yet, so all I did were 3, two with hype as hell commentator and the one where a jockey gets elbow'd to death. I don't wanna get swarmed to death either mind you, but some more stuff would be cool, even if only to improve my knowledge a tiny bit.

Holy giga early overcap on speed... I still have 3 races left + ura. Good thing I always run 2 stam cards...

>>532454471
They’re basically superhuman they would still get deployed. 2 Umas pull out a bogged truck in Kitasan’s support

So when will Umas take over the world?

>>532452442
It's pretty fucking rude of you to attempt to randomly insult me only to say nothing when I wasn't what you baselessly assumed I was playing, Anon.

>>532454336
If you proc an early-race recovery skill (at least before the first corner), you can delay Swinging Maestro as insurance for the final corner.

Done.

>>532454605
>when
They already have

>>532453608
I will never submit to a weeb...

>>532454605
>>532454496
>he doesnt know

>>532451770
tachyon was a chestnut

Why do the horses get more credit and fans than the horse pilots?

>>532450763
Why does Daiwa get depicted as the game's uber-cow when creek has bigger tits?

>>532454692
>>532454692
>>532454692
Good morning sirs

it's a uma eat uma world

>>532454525
Rude

Why are there so many threads in the catalog

>>532454496
keibafags are in /umajp/ you have better chance asking there

>>532454496
Unironically twitter or JP thread during G1 season.

>>532454531
>ywn get taken as umas as a war trophy

I need her so bad...

>>532453270
ahh I see, is there a list somewhere where it lists what skills you can gain from races? I couldn't find anything on it on gametora

>>532454641
any more than this is a free vacation to me, >585902
if you want to keep reading

>>532454417
>Spe has to pretend to not hear Suzuka schlicking while she tries to sleep

>>532454531
Wtf, literally monster girl encyclopedia

>>532454607
You want a headpat or something? Well good job on getting those umas with 3000m+ objectives to A. It must've been hard balancing those stats.

>>532454728
The shitposter trying to force umaglobal went insane went people decided to not use his threads

>>532454683
Usually some horses go through different jockeys and trainers, and usually those are teams of people behind the horse, who is the star. Think of it in terms of other sports, as an example, like whenever you see a boxer in the ring you see him for what he is, a star, and usually their coach or the team behind him is there to hype him up and make sure he's in tiptop shape for the match, it's kind of something similar with horseracing. That's not to say that jockeys and trainers don't get any recognition because they still do, in Japan there's a lot of veneration and respect towards them and whatnot, but there is a huge difference between the attention the horse gets and the jockey.

>>532454728
three just got nuked lol, it's just a shitter having a melty since he didn't get his way

>open up /vg/
I see the lads is coming back from vacation already bringing with him a new strain of mental illness as well.

I'm trying really hard to push the Orfevre agenda but the poo smell allegations are lethal

>>532454716
>not naming it /SEAhorse/
One job, Ranjit

>>532454702
Daiwa's tits are actually that big. She binds them down and wears a corset but even with all those restrains there'll still massive jiggly udders that can't be hidden no matter how hard she tries.

>>532454882
You should seek therapy anon, there's no need to be a rude dickhead to people when they haven't slighted you in any way. That's not normal or healthy.

>>532452736
>menstruation is a secret

M-Ma...

uma doujins mean every uma in school is having sex somewhere

>>532454496
You can go to the JP thread for that, there is a lot of people enthusiastic about keiba over there, so you can find some good stuff there.

>>532454969
We should further the Curren Chan agenda instead

>>532454036
Good lord
>>532454758
>All those cute houses
That a chill local track, or am I being stupid? That has a really fun atmosphere to it for some reason.

Good golly the one on the right is big enough to DEVOUR the one on the left

>>532454539
Western or Japanese?
https://www.youtube.com/@ouko5856/videos
This channel does a lot of compilation of famous races based on distance, era, and racing style.

>>532454287
Did JP even have a Cingray-themed event or content? Like with anime Teio or something

>>532455007
now imagine you got a moody woman that can AND will rape you

>>532455039
Is she the gigastacy of the academy?

>>532454728
My pet theory : 3rd party shilling service. If they didn't make their own thread / have it their way, it won't count to their quota.

I am using Matikane with A rating in dirt. I need another dirt horse so I can stop.

>>532455007
its morelike ovulation

>used up all my last carats and tickets for one more kitasan black
>get it on the last ticket
dude. they absolutely know when you're rolling tp quit.

>>532454853
last time I went looking 90% of the uma doujin were made by this guy, bless him

>>532454287
I would like for Fujimasa to be transferred to the gacha cast if that ever happened, I like her personality and design.

>>532455226
Roll for Taiki Shuttle

>>532455159
>keks daiwa out of being voted as miss tracen
>has an umastagram account with 3mil followers
>was the boss of her stable in real life
Pretty much. She's a good.imouto tho

>>532455039
The Curren Chan agenda will never prosper.
Deploy the Maruzensky NOW

>get mood bombed to "bad"
>end career out of disgust

>>532455004
I was being genuine when I said that though. Stand proud anon, you are strong.
Last (You) btw.

>>532454531
>A Groom's Story

>>532455281
>Taiki Shuttle
ANYTHING BUT THAT

mambo

>>532454360
https://files.catbox.moe/wxfke0.mp4

Here's the full scene, it's actually quite short (1m48secs). It's just a last moment of bonding and foreshadowing for the movie.

>>532455314
got like 8 of those with Suzuka just a moment ago, got so mad that I had to go full skip. I almost throw my fucking phone

>>532455384
Then suffer and wait for Smart Falcon, she's 2 banners away.

>>532455094
>Western or Japanese?
Doesn't matter, see my last post, >>532441964 or this one. All I wanna do make clips of peoples personal highlights, not just for me to scramble through a bunch of longer content, I'm not too into horse racing for that.

>>532455226
EL CONDOR PASA

>>532455295
The zoomer trembles in fear at the boomer

>>532455226
Bro your El Condor Pasa? Speaking of dirt, are you supposed to build dirt horses for mile, sprint, or medium?

>>532455083
Akebono is a feeder, if you're her trainer-san you'll gain 30 pounds

Yeah I guess I'll just make my club semi-competitive now.

Will kick some people, I also left 1 slot open so you can send applications at:

CUMA

6 mil fan a week is the new requirement.

>>532455507
Mile

>>532455469
Was he jailed?

applied to CUMA if anyone is available to let me in

>>532454758
It's a local racecourse so it's more chill and open than central racecourse. They have a lot of events that's related to the local area and a lot of petting events.
Watching the race in person is a really fun experience even if you're not betting.

"When Jammed" skills are the shit ones right? For some reason I remember hearing someone say that

>>532455039
*sips*

>>532455129
Just music

>>532454531
what will happen to them?

>>532455553
>>532455594
now kiss

>>532455563
Alright, that's good to know

>>532455553
>Weekly quotas instead of monthly
>Not even a month into the game yet

>>532455608
Yeah, the conditions for them to actually activate are tentative at the best of times.

>>532455039
The Orfe bullying agenda as well!

>>532455590
From what others mentioned, the FRENCH FUCK got a 60(?) day ban, but only WAY after the fact.

>>532455650
Aight, thought so but I wanted to make sure. Thanks anon!

>>532455553
you do youbros, bros....

>>532455553
What do you even get if your club has more fans?

>>532455553
BASED

>>532455648
is too late anon, the slave market is already open

>>532455553
>>532455594
well that was bad timing, disregard me i guess i just started playing
>>532455639
i dont think i meet his standards anon...

>>532455553
>weekly quota
mental retardation

Question for the lore people.
Canonically, who is the best racer in the game? Like, who accomplished the most?

>>532454664
Horde of uma murdered 40 million.

are you guys ready for team hymen?

Looking for a casual guild to trade shoes, already got a job don't need a second one.

FUCK MAN
I REALLY NEED MONIES
GIVE THEM TO ME

>>532455792
my uma

I love this uma a lot.

>>532455016
what else are torenas and umas doing for the other 29 days out of the month each turn

>>532455553
No one will join your tryhard second job club, loser.

>>532455792
Rudolf of Teio

Maruzensky is also basically a founding father

if there was a SP pack in the shop, a big fat one, i am just saying i might you know use THAT

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE MLB BIKOS I DON'T NEED A MILLION MLB KITASAN YOU STUPID FUCKING WHALES

>>532455854
CYGENEROUS IS A SMALL INDIE COMPANY STOP BEING SUCH A HOMELESS SELFISH FUCK

Is there an uma club so far that has an actual unironic timesheet tracker that the members use?

>>532455735
more gibs per month

>>532455826
The Mongols dried every male ningen they see and murdered female ningens to show superiority.

>>532455063
It's a local racecourse so it's more chill and open than central racecourse. They have a lot of events that's related to the local area and a lot of petting events.
Watching the race in person is a really fun experience even if you're not betting.
>>532455792
It really depends on what you mean by "accomplished the most." The canon top dog in Tracen right now is Rudolf, but Almond Ai is ontrack or maybe already did break Rudolf's record.

>>532455792
I think it’s Kitasan Black.

>>532455885
most humble uma ever

>>532455845
How do I get over my ceaseless rage and hatred for Nishino Flower?

>>532455735
Monthly gem reward. /uma/ highest ranked clan is in S rank ( 2400 gem per month )

Mambo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aiwtsaGu8Q

>>532456014
play her career and fall in love

>>532455792
Rudolf was the Tsar. Oguri Cap was Lenin. TM Opera O was Stalin.

>>532455601 >>532455961
>It's a local racecourse
For once, I didn't make an ass out of myself!
>and a lot of petting events
Cuuuuuuute! Suppose that's a daily reminder to support your local sport places, no matter if it's honses, baseball, soccer or whatever.
>Watching the race in person is a really fun
Not to be a smartass, but what isn't fun in a group?

>>532455980
she truly is

the /uma/ club I'm in is full of sub 1 million players...

>>532455436
Found the thirdworlder

>required weekly quotas for like 600 extra carats over the ultra casual club i joined where everyone does the bare minimum
I just want to spam Seiun stickers bro.

>>532456014
Let her into your heart
And your apartment

>>532456026
>my casual as fuck club is A rank
>600 carat difference
>per MONTH
lol

>>532455845
>hymen
>Dober
lol

>>532455949
>club is A rank
>handful of people are already a few days without logging in
It's a general club, but I should probably look for a new club next week
Hopefully some of the slightly more active clubs open up after rankings.

>>532456106
In person as in not online.

>>532456149
>facebook

>>532455792
The one who fucked the most mares

>>532456228
I stand by what I siad.

>>532456079
so Opera truly was the best?

>>532456196
I wish people in my club messaged and stickerspammed more, at least it's casual

>>532454605
Did you miss how umamusume ancestors are worshipped as gods, there old aristocratic lineages of umas that people treat with reverence and even a hint of fear, and there are (implied to be several) uma only schools with enough funding to offer free buffets for every meal and hire personal trainers for their students?

/uma/ told me I was getting 3000 carats today...

>>532455792
Almond Eye is is the best racist in the series, and will be for quite some time.
9 G1 wins, including 1 overseas win. Every other legendary horses like Rudolf, Kita, Vodka, and even Opera O stopped at 7.
I think Equinox would've beaten that record or come on par if his owners let him.

>>532455553
>make my club semi-competitive now
This isn't very you do you

>>532455792
How do you define best?
Copano Rickey won eleven (11) dirt G1s
Almond Eye has nine (9) turf G1s
Orfevre rank 2nd in Arc de Triomphe (highest JP hors has ever been)

Oh hell nah blud thought 1m per day was hard. That's like, two career runs? like lmao, just play the fucking game it's not that hard.

>wanna join a general club for funsies and for the gibs
>I'm stuck in a friend club
This is desire, bwos...

>>532456079
So Opera is the only competent one, got it.

>>532454853
>This fucking end
lmao

>>532456325
All those losers who said i was doom posting with this image must feel real fucking great with all those extra carats they got lmao

>Sucks at turf
>Good at dirt
Why doesn't she just buy new shoes?

El Condor Pasa was the best

>>532456196
OTSUKARESAMA

>>532455419
Holy shit I wasn't hoping for an actual (you) and link before going to sleep, thank you anon!
Watching the ona was what made me decide on pulling for ntr and vega when they come out to global so watching this bit of bonding feels good

>>532455746
We don't even have auto mode yet
It shouldn't be more than a few million a week, max.

>>532456226
How many millions your club has?
You probably have no idea how good you have, be careful about leaving the club lmao

>>532454853
Spe-chan...

>>532456390
*dire
Me no Inglés.

>>532456441
>5 career runs
HOLY GENEROUS

>>532455792
>best racer
Agnes Digital
>accomplished the most
I don't know, Almond Eye?

>>532456026
I have 64 million fans and I'm in a D rank club.

>>532456304
>>532456391
It was thanks to Oguri Cap's revolutionary racing that prompted the JRA rules to change allowing Opera O to even race in the Derby. Oguri deserves that much

>>532456325
it seems like they're unironically holding the gibs until kitasan's banner ends to discourage rerolling

would the world of umamusume look down on men aspiring to be trainers so they can fuck and breed their uma girls

>>532456441
your doomposts are going to be pretty funny like a week out yeah

9 G1 but not a single Arima Kinen, can you really call that the GOAT? Almond is a FRAUD!

>>532456560
Lmao leave it already

>>532456575
true, thank you o' mighty lord of a bygone era for paving the way for the Centurial Overlord to shine!

how many days until curren-chan

>>532456196
Think I'll just stick to my B+ rank club, it's a nice and chill 'you do you' one while also having a good amount of shoe requests

>>532456575
That is true I guess.

>>532456593
i mean they are being honest...

This is the kind of horse I would like to train

>>532456657
she's out in game

>>532456560
click club menu -> rankings to see the actual rank

We dropped another rank
Owari da

>>532456384
I think any club asking for something about 3m-4m per week is tryharding.

>>532456503
When does Ayabe come out? She's relatively soon, right? I wanna roll for her so bad...

>>532456614
A week out would be proving me right you fucking daft retard, you arent getting ANYTHING for these server issues except maybe another 150 carats tops lmao

>>532456593
no one likes groomers anon...

>>532455961
>>532456380
I don't know the proper metric for best.
Like, if you were to ask a veteran horse racing fan, who would they say is the GOAT?

>>532456593
you have to graduate from college to become a proper uma trainer so at some point you have to take it seriously and its physically impossible for a male human to rape a umamusume

What are stat goals for the upcoming legend races? I know it's sprint, but from my understanding, there is a ton of debuffs so you will need a decent amount of stamina

>>532456746
Correction, B+ rank club.
>>532456618

>>532456657
4 I think

>>532456848
I redact my statement.

>>532456771
>the game well-known for giving most roll income as random gibs will stop giving them BECAUSE I SAID SO, OKAY?

>>532456593
You unironically need to attend Trainer college to be an umamusume trainer
So you gotta be dedicated to the bit at the very least

>>532456575
*rapes u respectfully*

>>532456764
Even with the shittiest run, you can get 200k-300k per run. You can do 3 runs per day, so over 7 days, that’s at least 4.2 million per week if you actually play the game

>>532456593
To become a trainer at Tracen you have to go to the Tokyo University of Trainer schools and even then it's very hard to pass the license exam supposedly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InjyoN-vxsw
>>532456928
Opera doesn't need to rape, people simply fall at her feet

>>532456508
500m
A tenth of that is from me, and we're a full club. Don't want to join some ubersweats, just people that actually log in and use their tp.

>>532456909
Explain this then

>>532456593
In King Halo's career, doesn't one of the random reporters kind of imply that he/she thinks you became her trainer because you're after her family's wealth? At least that's how it read to me.

Good god what a run.
>charming and even a rainbow training unlocked by debut
>free stamina skills
>+100 speed (and +50 power) training in classic year
>dominated URA entirely
I'm not sure if her stamina matches what Dirt quite needs and getting S in Dirt or Pace would have been amazing, but man this is probably my best uma currently.

>>532457030
Join US, we're super chill and all we demand is for you to trade shoes!
Alas, for that our boss would have to make a spot free first.

>>532457007
>it's subtitled now
Hell yeah.

>>532457042
we're in the same dry period JP had except for us it's a couple weeks instead of 1-2 months? This is like saying the sun doesn't exist because it's nighttime so you can't see it

>>532457030
in the same boat probably the same club
except I secretly wish owner-san would kick all the bottom feeders and enforce a sweaty quota until we're top 20

>>532455469
If you don't care about season 2 spoilers the 1993 Arima Kinen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3_GIm44-Vs the final corner when the announcer starts going nuts is the best part.

>>532455792
Our hero for saving season 1 and getting the umamusume project to continue.

>>532457206
CHUD Week is not the best.

>>532456909
>giving most roll income as random gibs
>connection issues for the last 48hrs
?

>should be trying to get good sparks
>keep failing runs cause i want to make my favorites as best as possible

hey chat, do I when I unlock Fast Paced for Sakura does she get Fast Paced for free when she starts or what does this do

>>532457258
what's the correlation

>>532457284
you start with the hint, you don't start with the skill

>>532457254
Filthy chesnut umigger hands typed this post

>>532457284
>for free
you dont get shit for free in this game

>>532457169
>everyone says we will get carats for server issues
>no gibs for server issues
>this guy isnt even on topic

Jesus christ

How do I join Cunny, CunnyInc or Cute and Funny?

>>532457119
can at least win vs all the legendary sprinters coming up

>>532457384
Stop seething Spe-chan...

>>532457353
so its just 10% off and the big draw is I can purchase it off the get-go?

>>532457445
I hope I can get 130 pulls before kitasan leaves haha...

>don't give a fuck and do a throwaway Bakushin run
>first 3 star power
t-thanks

kitahara jones

>>532456769
If am not mistaken per the schedule in this list likely next year in February, someone posted this a couple of threads back

>>532457525
>so its just 10% off and the big draw is I can purchase it off the get-go?
no, starting with a hint is full price, you can get further discounts through more hints

>>532456391
>Stalin
>Competent
l m a o
he's the biggest luckshitter there is

>>532455553
Woah I wish my club leader was as BASED as you, he still hasn't kicked the sub 10 million fan shitters. KICK THEM ALREADY NIGGER, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

>>532456616
Not to mention her generation was super weak.

>>532457265
I tried to do both and I feel like I'm bricking myself on 2 fronts. Now I just try to make the perfect version of each Uma I can and just let the sparks spook me.

>>532457108
I feel like most of the umamusume would atleast attempt to publically beat the shit outta anyone that tried to badmouth their trainer by the end of their careers

>4% failure
>1 turn before a race
>Failed
>Mood down to Awful
>lost the race
FUCK THIS GAME

>>532457576
FUUUUCKKK

>>532457625
just join a competitive club

>>532457030
bro 500m is very close the top 100.
My club has like 260m and I thought we were doing decent.

>>532456985
Here's one question from the Trainer exam (it's canon).
Go on

>>532457265
>Yakult
I never thought I would see one in a Mongolian weaving basket..I loved drinking those as a kid.

>>532457504
What kind of freaking uma do I have to make for it to be considered even remotely decent? This hurt harder than her abysmal sparks.

>>532457576
Can someone with more knowledge circle the ones F2Poors should focus on?

>>532457831
the ones (you) like

>>532457831
The ones that make your kokoro go doki doki

>>532457831
whoever makes your dick the hardest is who you save for

>>532457831
seiun sky in aug 2025, ignore the waifu faggots

>>532457717
My club is supposed to be competitive, we are top 200 and we can definitely get better people than those shitters, considering faggots with more fans than them post here looking for clubs everyday.
I will probably leave for a better club when the month ends if my leader keeps being a cuckfaggot instead of growing a pair and kicking the freeloading niggers out.

>>532457873
imagine a fist fight between umas

>>532457831
doesn't matter

>>532457696
I feel you anon, I myself am waiting for cafe and the waiting is killing me here.

>>532457445
The game gives me a blood pressure spike for free when my uma fails on a double rainbow twice at 3% and get injured.
For fucks sake, Maruzensky, Kikuka Sho is two turns away and you're one more stam training away from going up a letter grade. Just fucking do it CHRIST. We just got rid of Night Owl, why the fuck are you still sabotaging yourself!?

>>532457873
mambo is NTR ojisan?!

>>532457862
>>532457873
>>532457883
>>532458002
I dont even know who the FUCK they are

>>532457961
Thanks

>>532457873
Nice Cuckold...

>>532456546
>Agnes Digital
Seriously? You're telling me the literallywho Umashipper was better at racing than every other Uma? Better than the Emperor? The Miracle? The Beast? White Lightning? The Overlord? The Assassin of Kanto? The Cyborg? The Pitch-Black Skyscraper? Gold Ship?
She's not even in the game yet, either.

>>532456772
But Golshi loved his groomer very much. They even referenced him.

>>532456781
In the end the GOAT is who you like and support the most. There's no objective "goats". Even the best starts deteriorating in 2 or 3 years. It's comparable to the idol industry