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Kitasan Black is... le bad
Thanks for the tips guys, so that's it for the mission event? They're not adding more tomorrow?
>>531135328your fault for not rolling for Sweep Tosho and Twin Turbo desu
I can't make my own decisions without watching a youtube video or looking at a chart
https://youtu.be/WdbRb2ksX7s?si=2N7-9IuyuPJlyPT0 Hope you had a Marvelous Sunday!
>>531135328Good thing...le bad
Bad thing...le good
>trainee scout comes back
>do a single pull
lol, lmao even
I have a cousin that looks a lot liek daiwa, tiny with massive honkers. It's so fucking hard not stare at them whenever I talk to her bros...
Do good start triggers exist because I swear to fuck I get late start or rushed in 90% of my races
All this pointless discussion when all you need to do is fork out $150 for an extra 15k carats for a second spark.
Can someone post a perfect illustration of Virgin stamfag vs Chad witgod
Mejiro Dober is pure. PURE!
what's the upcoming umas?
Just downloaded today, supposedly this is a strong start but not sure if I should just bother reroll for the stronger stuff. Planning as raising Rice Shower as my first Uma.
Ok, I give up. What fucking horse has the hanshin daishoten on its schedule? I can't find it in any career info of the horses I have and I'm very confused.
Don't tell me its one of those races that I need to manually select from the schedule? If so, what would be the easiest horse to win it?
>My runs are failing because....I do not have Kitasan
>She will make everything better. I'm already dreading opening the game up knowing I haven't rolled for her yet.
>Save me, Kitasan!
>>531135328I'm still going to roll or even reroll for her
Ugh... I know.... I know!
It's just that
She was one of my best speed card for 3 years
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
>>531135538Bullying opera!
Belittling her constantly to wear down her ego!
Training her wrong and watching her fail races!
Convincing her that no one trainer would love her like you do!
sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt
sniffing Tazuna's big butt
>>531135536150 dollars gives me a nice amount of clothes for my birthday ill wear for years
>BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
>>531135361of course. I wish I could know this with absolute certainty but confirmation bias and other fun psychological phenomena prevent me...
whenever Kitasan is not on screen, a character should proclaim "where's Kitasan?"
cute horse
besties for life
>>531135650why iks she a liar
>>531135605Who told you that was a strong start? It's dogshit
>>531135616G2 race on late march, senior year
>>531135397I want to Bakushin in her mouth
>>531135514I already saw this screenshot
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My club is doing a new thing: am I allowed to go on strike?
>>531135650Who is that never seen her around before
>>531135605someone tricked the fuck out of you
might as well wait/play around with this and reroll on kitasan in 3 days
>>531135372there's 4 more sets of missions
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uohhhh
We sending another, boys?
Does Special Weak need 1000+ stamina to reliably win URA finals?
When you get inspiration sparks during career, does your character's growth rate for that stat increase the stats you'd get from the sparks? Ie +10% or 20%
>>531135849Kek that club is cooked
>>531135545She has a cool air about her
>>531135605man up and play the cards you've been dealt. don't get too attached to a single uma early on, the game isn't designed for specializing as such
How the fuck do I git gud at PVP?
I'm shitting out A rank after A rank that effortlessly clear legend and daily races yet I'm on a literal 50 loss streak in PVP.
>>531135772 (me)
oh she is a dork
must run in the family i guess
I canโt do it
I feel awful
Itโs like releasing your Pokรฉmon that you raised
>>531135978bloating your points with INT is the worst thing you could do
>>531135978main runner + late/end debuffers
These AI slop channels keep popping up in my feed how do i make it stop
>>531135842That was my screenshot. There are many like it, but that one was mine.
>>531135817So its a manual one. GOD dammit.
Ok, so its I need to train a long distance racing horse and schedule it? Got it. I just rolled Rice Shower with today's free roll, so might as well I guess.
You guys might not know this but there is a non-zero chance of a non-raped human male in this thread.
>>531136021whales could uncap that like 4 days after launch
>>531134260if you think about it the winning live is just a massive humiliation ritual for the non first placers
Been having sex with Nice Nature for the past 5 hours what have I missed
Which umas are cuckquean coded?
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Well, off to visit your mother
Can you debuff your own team in PvP?
>>531136052Someone said not to transfer because there were events later that gave more points or something, is that true?
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Goddess of guts
>>531136115You could've just said there are virgins here
Which is true
>>531136094this guy actually has decent summaries of what's going on unlike that other fat fuck who gives contradictory info about KitaBLACKED
>>531135925What's your IRL job?
>>531136206>getting dragged into a mixed bath with your horsenever stood a chance
>>531136115TRAINERS DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS
Scratching Teio behind the ears
>>531136058INT? I don't have any int cards, I'm getting 1200 speed and 600 in everything else that matters buit I lose by 3-5 lengths to everyone.
>>531136135At least it's not the whole field that has to participate like in the game. Imagine coming in 16th and having to be the backup dancer your whole career.
Which honses are popular with the lady trainers
Do i need to update my client? I don't see the missions
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Is my wife Sakura Chiyono O coming in the game?
>>531136094>*DONT MISS THIS CHANCE* 53 COCKS YOU NEED TO SUCK TO GET 100% GUARUNTEED SSR ROLLS F2P!!!!! EXTREME TRVKE
>>531136286Commercial lender at a regional bank
>>531136226periodically there is a special transfer thing that is available where you can glue horses that meet certain criteria for star pieces/skill books
>>531135978legend/daily races are like B/B+, of course your A honses are beating them. it's just that your A honses are shit compared to their competition in pvp.
>>531136110bro your top gun
>>531135978Let me guess, all your horses have low stamina
>>531136403I would suck 53 cocks for MLB Kitasan
>convince her friend to marry you
>lets you impregnate her best friend
>help raise the kid she gives birth to as her own
>occasionally fucks you once in a while
She needs to be STOPPED!
>>531136286A video engineer.
>>531136407what the fuck is that? like a official loan shark?
Ok everyone has heard about kitasan, and everyone has heard that cygames releases sidegrade cards for the next 2 years. But what are some actual good or interesting cards released in the next two years after kita?
>>531136403that's a lot of cocks
>>531135605>Strong start>Rice Shower 1st umaDo you like CBT too?
>>531136421I don't have one.
>117k fans for Fan Fest
>No skill upgrade
Why
>>531136482I give businesses money
>>531136352Pumping speed is farming rank, not making good PvP horses. Just drop 300-500 speed for an extra 300 speed and your b ranks will wipe the floor with a ranks
sex with happy meek while trainer kiryuin watches
>>531136565do you break peoples knees when they dont pay?
>>531136183All trainees when I ditch them for adult women
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>>531136021>make a good Uma>get follows with an MLB card>profit
>>531136518This fraud won only because Ogre Cape wasn't racing, what a sick joke
Please give me kitasan Black please please please
>>531136314you'll learn once grand live is out
>>531136554director's friendship matters for that one. if she isn't green you get fucked. tricky one, watch her affinity and do extra trainings if she starts to lag.
>>531136573>Just drop 300-500 speed for an extra 300 speed?
>>531136443I have an A/A/B/D/B Agnes for Medium, a Gold Ship with 900 power and an S grade for End, and a generic 1200 speed C in everything else Super Creek and they always get 4th or lower.
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DONT MESS WITH US AIR GROOVECHADS THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!
>>531136626How would a deck like this even play out?
If you skip the Kitasan banner, when/what's even the next 'mustpull' banner?
>>531136609When they donโt pay I make them watch me break Teioโs leg
BEHEAD ALL CHESTNUT UMIGGERS
>>531136183mejiro mcqueen
>>531136706>Agnesyou disgust me
>>531136773kitasan rerun banner
>>531136183Silence Suzuka
Babby hors so cute
https://www.youtube.com/live/yk5whaA_kZ0?si=6XZrodZgEY1faPnX
>>531136626>>531136742FINGERLESS GLOVE RECREATION METER FULL
>>531136135That eyepatch uma when? She cute!
>>531136626IM GONNA SAY THE N WORD
>>531136773the creek/tazuna rerun
>>531136868I have no idea what I'm watching
>>531136706post the uma you think is your best so I can laugh or cry myself to sleep
>>531136331You should avoid doing that, because she will sit on your lap and distract you when you are busy and ask for more.
>>531136706any stam recovery skills? medium and long need about 900 stam + 1 recovery skill at minimum
>>531136778STOP THATS MY DAUGHTER
Does McQueen have different thresholds to upgrade her special?
It's supposed to be
>30k fans by New Years 2nd yr
>60k and friendship by April 3rd yr
>120k by end of last year
Her special did not level up until before the URA finals. What the fuck?
What are the dates for trainer mission races?
>>531137034no, all uams have the same threshhold
Hello trainers
CUMA
has 2 open slots because I just axed 2 inactive members
>>531135650https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHxFxCv4DB0&list=RDjHxFxCv4DB0
>>5311370752nd Year: Late May, Late October
3rd Year: Late March
>alright boys we did it, we got the meta card. And we rolled the meta card so that our waifu can be as strong as possible, right?
>um no actually I will be rolling on the meta umas that my favorite streamer tells me are good next.
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fucking fatass
>>531136421Mayano's been annoying to run career with, did it all with Golshi instead
>>531137179More like Agnes analog
>>531135849>tries to offload the hours math onto others>owner-san is too lazy too send gpt some screenshots and ask who is slackingLeader is gonna quit before half the members with that attitude
>>531136964Ppl buying babby hors, some of them will be your next uma
>King Halo only ever comes in 5th
>>531136524just wait until this banner passes and the trolls will try to convince you that you MUST pull X upcoming banner the same way they did for midasan
>>531137264I want to get this stallion ass pregnant
>>531137034No, it's
>60k by early feb (valentines)>70k and green rep with the chairmen by early april (fan fest)>120k by early december (christmas)40/60/80 for Dirt uma
Super Creek support kinda sucks outside of Swinging Maestro, she never shows up to training.
>>531136361It's worse in Grand Live, where everyone has their place on the spotlight
>>531136868>>243k USD vs 371k AUD
what a shit show of a currency
>>531136868Am I misreading it or are those horses being sold for 270k usd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk5whaA_kZ0
WTF they're selling young uma right now in broad daylight this is unacceptable and a crime against umanity
>>531137369She's not built like that
>>531137378yeah that's why she gets dropped if you don't need maestro
DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK IT WAS A FUCKIN' UMA
>>531137320How many times do we have to say this? HER MOTHER WAS RIGHT
>>531137381You know that the value of a currency doesnโt actually matter
How come I sometimes don't get any skill hints from the big red circle exlamation points during training? Is it only a chance to get one or am I doing something wrong?
>>531137473PERFECTLY healthy
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>>531137307DAMN HE'S ULTING
>>531137473Calling UMA Protective Services
>>531135328I wish her banner was shorter so there would be less time for retards to change their mind and roll for her
Which horse did you jerk it the most to? and why is it Tachyon?
>>531137473that's right FUCK YOU tazuna
>no official Haru figs just a bunch of garage kits
pain
>>531137361*mare
Also you can't breed umas with anal sex
>friends show up to hang out
>they leave with umas downloaded on their phone and interest to watch the anime
complete umapill saturation
>>531137658>and why is it Tachyon?not a bet a male such as yourself,
>>531137658mcqueen does it for me and i dont know why
>>531137657>Class 2You got affected by the bug as well huh
>>531137657who cares about pvp scoring, the entire roaster is getting glued and retrained when kitasan negro drops
>>531137680Figures are for WINNERS
>>531137650I can only imagine how the retards will feel 2 days after she drops and every single whale they follow has kitasan set as their card
Then they try the card once and get 50% higher stats than they ever had before
>island trainings added to photo mode
finally
>>531137657>class 2it's so over
>>531137405bros they just sold kitasan black's kid for $2 million....
how are non-whales supposed to compete...
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>>531137250you are forgiven
>>531137657i wonder how many people are going to be in the highest tier
>>531137405Imagine being worth 2mill because your dad is kitasan black
>>531137680you can do it anon *starts bribing fig companies*
We hate Rice Shower here btw
>>531137748could have just started late too
>>531137795>not haskapp rolls
>>531137405Shitting and pissing on the auction stage seems to raise a horse's value
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are they instructing the horses to piss and shit or is that just a thing they feel like doing. its all of them pissing and shitting in the 30 second window they are on screen
I hate it when she calls you her brother
>>531137939
are you rerolling for kitasan black
>>531138042Babby hors is spooked so they cry and piss and shit
>>531138068yes unless I pull 3LB (probably not happening)
either that or stop playing depending on how i feel about the game at that point
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Question to jp anons, right now I've built a single pity. How long does it take on average to rebuild it from scratch?
>>531138048Gayest post in this thread
>>531138120these are the baby hors?!!
Which umas would be the best to bully into sex?
from the creators of boxed wine, we bring you
>>531138042It's called horse trafficking for a reason here, anon.
>>531137395it really is 270k
Any of you fags ever bet on actual horse racing, maybe even won something?
https://youtu.be/3C8bvYlqy9A
>>531137473Prepping for MANT?
>>531137658My Mcwife
>>531138175nta but yes these are essentially babby horses who need to be put into training hard for their 3yo debuts once theyโre sold
>>531138175They're 1yos so about loli kitasato age who will debut next year. Tomorrow is when the weanlings are on sale.
>>531138210I hate her so much it's unreal.
And I'm not some big Scarlett fan either she just fucking sucks and every Vodka career I try goes to shit as she fucks everything up.
>finally do a sakura run
>win the URA finale
>still no BAKUSHIN song on my jukebox
>>531138274AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>531138313>>531138210My pace chaser vodka literally never loses a single race in pvp
>>531138274This doesn't seem right.
How can the experience of one game revolve around obtaining one (1) card? Surely it canโt be THAT good?
Teio is for loving sex with handholding and cuddles
>>531138256Yes, pretty often. But I donโt bet significant amounts
>>531137716Not with that attitude
>>531138414i love my horses
>>531138341skill issue me thinks
>>531138387First gacha game?
>>531138274Which girl has a lot of pubic hair?
>>531138256I could never gamble irl. I have a feeling I have the โgambling geneโ and this game made me realize it ironically.
>>531138175Yeah these are the 1yr old foals who are put up for sale to owners. Then they train and go into the 2yr junior circuit the next year.
>>531137658gold ship
her hairstyle, outfit, and body type are peak sex
>>531137949>>531138145I want to drink the Teio coffee
>>531138256I bet on a grandson of Sunday Silence that runs at a track near my house. 5 years old, hadn't won a whole lot (4/18 races), but I felt like I might as well try my luck, he was the second favorite.
Motherfucker came in second to last.
>>531138387it's not
it's being built up as the second coming of jesus
hundreds of thousands of jp players borrowed it when they needed it and played without it otherwise, you can too.
This is ridiculous how is anyone expected to reach these goals
>>531138414>>531137716Toei/Luna posting is probably my fave part, even if just because the artist that draws them a lot is fantastic and super cute.
>>531138274holy frick dude
>>531138387You might as well quit if you don't get at LEAST 4 copies of Kitasan Black next banner. It's simply over for you.
>>531138563Your son has nice tits.
>>531138387Because speed is the most important stat and that 1 card makes training it much easier
>>531138256I did for fun like ten bucks a pop
I just chose the ones with the coolest names and won once
>>531138598whichever sloptuber this came from is hilariously misinformed
>>531137823>>531137852Kitasan is a super sire now, his kids will be worth that much or more
Our president is there and buy them all to ensure we have unlimited uma musume in the future
Guys, what's better on a Pace Chaser?
Gourmond or Swinging Maestro?
>>531138274is that what it really looks like?
Shocking news! Tracen Academy trainer has been sleeping with colleagues for extra training resources!
>>531138598those stats are achievable once kitasan is around and you have a few MLB SRs from rolling in the card gacha for MLB kitasan.
>>531138594>hundreds of thousands of jp players borrowed it when they needed it and played without it otherwisebecause they didn't know it was coming
>>531138645canโt you just borrow it?
>>531138598You have +400 to everything in story, for one thing, and skills give like 50~200 to a stat when they go off.
Why do kitasan's boobs keep getting bigger and bigger in the anime?
>>531135605You dont even have good speed card like teio and biko. i would say reroll
Do I have to worry about any of the horses being gay?
>>531138779then miss out on borrowing other important cards
>>531138753i'd do anything for my trainee
anything
>>531138598Yeah I can see possibly balancing like 3 800 stats with a set of really decent support cards, but what fucking sprinter wants to have 500 stamina AND 2 recovery skills?
And they used Wit as a dump stat which is silly when 400 is just the lowest breakpoint you want to go to have an acceptable skill chance.
>>531138896depends on your WIT
>do throwaway run with El Condor Pasa
>get first ever onsen ticket
>>531138896only your dad and you are gay so nothing to worry here since you will kys soon
Time to do some experiments.
why are the koreans all pouring coffee on teio???
https://gall.dcinside.com/mgallery/board/view/?id=umamusu&no=1485258
>City building x idol simulation game Heroic Songs: The Remix announced for Switch, PC
>Check the steam page for the hell of it
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3588970/Heroic_Songs_the_Remix/
Hahahaha oh nonono what the hell
>>531138673Who created that original Uma Tanuki template?
I see multiple YouTubers make animations with those things
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>>531138908then just pull those? why do you NEED to pull kita?
>Rudolf wastes 2 of my daily guest spark usage with absolutely horrific performances and multiple failures from 2% and 4% chances, while bombing multiple races she should be sure to win
>Finally gets a great career run on the 3rd attempt with everything going as it should
I've not sworn at or called anything by that many slurs since I stopped playing competitive multiplayer games.
>>531138387It's not, people are just trolling because they have nothing better to do and noticed a few autists frantically shilling it and thought it would be funny to join in. it's a tiny increase in performance overall, it has some serious strengths but also quite a few below average aspects to it.
This is a gacha where people minmax enough to force guild members to grind X hours daily or they get kicked out, they keep spreadsheets of who is logging in daily and kick anyone that skips a single day. The autists are REALLY autistic and will lose their minds over those 0.X% increases in potential power.
>>531138868that looks about right, it shocks me to no end how many of these sweatlords actually have these stats for pvp already.
>>531138274Umas should have pubes
Guts training is my favorite.
>>531138896Yep, and not just any horse, it's (You)r bro Transcend that's gay for (You)
I don't follow numbers guides exactly but the card guides I have been given by friends have worked out well. You just need to watch the last few races and make adjustments based on what you see
>>531139089>then just pull those?they're even harder to pull than kitasan, so why would you target any of them? there's more than one important pull too, are you going to target fine motion or super creek or whatever meta card comes up next? you could just target one (1) card instead
>>531139012https://en.namu.wiki/w/%EB%84%88%EA%B5%AC%EB%A6%AC(%EC%9A%B0%EB%A7%88%EB%AC%B4%EC%8A%A4%EB%A9%94)
https://x.com/rotasqqfv/status/1535225090484637698
>>531139058Yes, that's the same thing I posted. What's your point?
you guys post a lot of porn huh
>>531138896Hetero coded game
>get a bunch of skill triggers to slow down the pace chasers in front of me
>it just causes me to get blocked earlier
>>531138274Brother t&cs bro?
>>531138439I'm not building for PvP at all tho.
If you're gonna ignore the rules and post porn, can you at least make it good porn?
>>531138598Whales and Pimped out Kitasan will do that
>>531139297aint gonna post scat or futa shit you disgusting piece of trash
McQueen stop!You're eating too much!
>decide to link the game to my phone so I can do shit like team races while at work
>the game wants to download 4.6 fucking gig to even log in
bros?
>>531138598>>531138868>>531139220do the stats in this account for the secret +400 or not, because ive cleared URA finale with less this seems like shit you'd see later on after all the other scenarios and busted cards are out
>>531139197Donuts are my favorite. You actually get a lot of the actual pastry and not a mountain of frosting over nothing.
>>531139370You're the one that brought up dicks and shit out of fucking nowhere, weirdo.
Is there a way of stopping Google Play from asking me to select a profile whenever I boot up the game on mobile?
>>531135834Cheval Grand feels like the odd one out from all of the uma here
>>531139395Are you retarded
2.5B for the Japanese version and no in game option fo 120 FPS. Jesus what are they doing?
>>531139265>He fell for it
>>531139376Horses don't get fat
>open game
>there's literally a standard banner for horses and support cards that only lasts a single day
Did the devs mess up? Why is this banner up now?
>>531139297I don't have real horse porn
>>531139406It's a regurgitated info from a tuber. What do you think is it's thought process when posting that.
>>531139451everything is tied to FPS
>>531139489read the notice
>>531139008What's funny, I don't get it
>>531139451japanese coding tied to the FPS like its the 90s pls understand
>>531139460Any source on that?
>>531139430I don't know, have you tried playing the game?
>>531139431Why? She is very cute, I will roll for her.
I just want Kitasan to come already so I can move on saving for umas. I want more honses so badly
>>531139489they supposedly ended it too quickly and pissed off some people waiting to exchange at the last minute. So this is their compromise, they restored pull count.
>>531138563first ryan user I've seen
>>531139406they're meant for the gigawhale pvpfags
if it's just the URA you can follow the newfag guide's stat caps and clear it without much issue
>>531139436yes but I feel that's beside the point
>>531138598Are these only for the highest class of PvP or something
Auto select put my Medium McQueen on Long and my Long Golshi on Medium and they're actually killing it.
>>531138563My son Ryan is a disappointment. I need Kitasan to train her up
>>531139406Anon, READ
>These are suggested stats that can help you BEYOND winning the URA FinaleSo it's for PvP, legend races, CM etc...
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Plowing with Ogurin
>>531139489Yes they messed up. They removed them a day early previously so now it's back for a day. But the people who'd been working on pity are still fucked over
>>531139315post your JP account profile page to prove you're not a larper shilling the card to troll and actually have any experience at all on the topic
>>531139623>b>8/12looks like he was just first timing him
>>531138274Yakuzas are getting sloppy
>>531139623don't let the metanerds around here know that Ryan has one of the best unique skills among the launch horses.
>>531139524>>531139630>>531139670>These are suggested stats that can help you BEYOND winning the URA Finalehe should've put that in bigger bolder letters since retards like me glanced over it, i will simply not care and roll my wives and have fun
>>531137405is there some comma translation fuckery going on or are they actually selling these horses for millions of dollars?
What happened to the "umas are stronger than human males" propaganda? I bet I can beat her in a fight lmao
>>531138723Just use the skill tier list guide
>>531138823She grew up too fast
just me, or is this thread incredibly slow compared to usually
Currently building an incredibly cursed front runner Rice Shower.
Ryan could be Kitasan tier meta and I still wouldn't use him
wow don't think ive ever dominated a career as much as running longs w/ mcqueen frontrunner
>>531139825you couldnt lift one of those plates if you tried
>>531136421THIS BITCH REFUSES TO SUCCEED
she rocks the early game easy, but then flounders at the end
>>531139815They can make billions bro. Invest now.
The absolute state of Wit bloaters.
>>531139825Beat these bullets nerd
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>>531139757I like meta as much as most, but I refuse to use that boy. Uma should be soft
>>531139839it's late at night for burgers and some of the early trend-chasing players left already
Why would you give her this?
>>531139867What if I told you she's THE parent for late surgers and end closers because of her OP unique which you can pass down when she becomes 3*?
>>531139839Itโs sunday Iโm having sex
>>531139825Do (you) have the one where Agnes goes flying into the stratosphere?
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LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO URARAAA
G1 Trophies - COMPLETE
>>531140046Her coat is so stylish oh my goodness
>>531138598Those are already achievable. The retard who made this is actually recommending people to build witless horses
>>531137657Spark farming gave me good enough horses to get sub 400.
>>531139345If Uma is happy
Then I am happy
>>531140074I get that, but damn it's getting real slow compared to the last thread. Wasn't like this last week
If these horse breeders are so rich why do they need donations to feed their horses fresh grass?
>>531139838Where would I find such a guide?
Uma porn are disgusting I will always abide by the rules and never be aroused
>>531140204because urara didn't breed, she's just an old granny horse that her owners are now pinching pennies off of gachafags for money.
>>531140263Its either in the OP or rentry
Do you think it's really worth it to pay $2 million for a horse because it was created by the semen of Kitasan Black
They're selling colts for like $10k here I'm sure they'd have a shot at Japanese horse racing
that guy has 10gb of uma lewds dont listen to him
>her family can't win a single g1
>when you win a g1 with her she gets crazy possessive with you and instantly wants you married into the family
bros my penis isn't going to survive...
>>531140204it's the difference between paying for your child's education and your parent's retirement home
>>531139586Yeah so if you change the FPS to 120 it speeds up by 4x. There is a mod out that ups the FPS to 240 and doesn't speed up the game, they've been using it on JP too and some streamers have used it and haven't been banned but I'm not chancing it.
>>531140195>I get that, but damn it's getting real slow compared to the last thread.brother last thread was peak burger hours
>Wasn't like this last weekyeah it turns out when a game blows up and peaks that generates a ton of discussion that slows down. there's still constant newfag questions a dozen times an hour but most people asked their dozens weeks ago and now are playing instead of asking
Uh bros, I just started the rerolling process and got this, and I still have 3 10 pulls left. The other SSRs weren't great but should I just pull one or two more times? I want to save rolls for Umas.
>>531139839Thanks fucking god because fast threads are unbearable
If anything they're still WAY too fast
1-2 threads per day is more than enough
The Gold Ship knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the Gold Ship from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the Gold Ship is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the Gold Ship must also know where it was. The Gold Ship guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the Gold Ship has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
>>531137658Eishin Flash
I've been fapping to her for a few years now and I'm happy that I'll get a chance to roll her in the future
>>531140353When (you) say it like that, do we also get to fuck her mom and sisters?
How do I lock Fine Motion inside her fucking stable (Wit)? I swear to god I saw her there in May and she hasn't been there again until January.
>>531140342Make a horse streamer. You'll make your investment back within a year. trust
>>531140057ryan's tits are decently sized though. not cow udders but they're above the average of the cast
>>531140379>rerolling before kitasan banner oh boy
>>531140342Kita at his lowest price with a hag mare made a colt that won the Derby this year.
So yeah, owners are willing to roll that gacha.
would you use an sr card with bad skills over an r card with good skills?
i can imagine getting my skills fucked by that card
>>531139839I expect slower threads by the end of the month
bros I need help deciding which banner to roll on. I want to roll for Teio Rojo since I like her but don't have her yet. I love McQueen but I already have her. But there's a good chance I roll her alt on the same banner.
But I also want Wedding Mayano Top Gun since she's cute. However, it's easy to get her regular 2 star version...
Rolling for Mayano means I'll have to wait for a selector ticket or for Teio's festival alt
Which banner should I roll on?
>>531140420Holy Fvark those cute buds
>>531140379If you started at launch that would be a keeper but at this point I would wait until 7/16 and just reroll when Kitasean Negro comes out.
>>531140420>gloomy girl>shavesI DO NOT LIKE THIS
Any /vg/ clubs have a spot open up? 15m fans
>>531140379dont listen to the fags thats good
>>531140527I rerolled for Bourbon. I cared more about getting my favorite hons than I do about a meta card
>>531140568>Rolling for Mayano means I'll have to wait for a selector ticket or for Teio's festival altthey could always spook you in the future
I kinda really like ryan...
Am i cooked?
>>531140515I want to thrust into Almond Eye's boobs
All in all, the URA Finale is pretty easy once you have some sparks and know what you're doing. It feels like forever ago since I last lost a run.
Any luckchads ITT sub 20k carats going to roll Kitasan with me?
>>531140046it's a crime against humanity that we can't get her casual outfit to use anytime, it's too cute...
When can I roll for this cutie?
>>531140749it's 2025, it's ok to be gay
>>531140673Good for (you). I bet you're swimming in A rank bourbons right now because you really like her huh?
>>531140342human sperm banks pay top dollar based on your level of education so yes people are willing to pay more because of sperm came from someone/something that achieved something
Spica trainer should be investigated for running all his umas into the ground.
Do 3* sparks get easier to make after updates?
>>531140580Is this a manlet?
>>531140568Who gets your dick harder?
>>531140857only if you were struggling to consistently clear at 600/600/600
Tickets don't expire in this game do they?
>>531140780This. One of my favorite Uma figures is Rice in her casual outfit
>>531140130damn, respect anon
how did you build her to manage that?
what are limited stories and did i were there other ones i missed by not reading them?
>>531140776Yeah me
>>531140020You have to work hard to get your mommyplay, trainer
>>531140776I'm not a meta slave so I'll just roll with whatever I earn during the banner.
>>531140645she asian, she doesnt need to shave
The club I was in just imploded do any of the high ranked ones here have room? I have 21.5m fans
>>531140789I think I prefer pictures of actual horses more than anime girls now.
How did she know that I'm into fat bitches? She really is trying her best to win me over
>>531141017I've seen asian women with bushes before. Idk what you're trying to say.
>>531141031>imploding club alreadyuh oh, what happened
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this took more than what i expected and god i lost 8 clocks because she lost the finals 7 TIMES
>>531139825>I bet I can beat her in a fi-
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i think this uma knows something
>>531140857there are events in the future that include the ability to permanently increase the sparks on your existing legacies (still 3 stars max) in the future, so if something is almost perfect save it.
really though people are obsessing over it right now just because they have 0. Once you have 2 or 3 it stops being something you rage about when a run doesn't give you one, and starts being something you go "oh nice I got one" when one randomly shows up.
>>531140665/uma/ club has 2 spots
>>531140789JP got her around 6 months after release so probably 3 months for us. So October.
>>531140741I suppose I can wait for a spook. I just don't think my luck is good enough for it but if I roll on Mayano banner then there are 2 Teios I can get.
>>531140903Mayano Top Gun is sexier but my favorite umas aren't necessarily the ones I find the sexiest
>>531140776yea, I need support cards anyway, but I'm honestly going to drop like $100 because I'm an addict
>>531135650eel pasta condor...
>>531141095I don't know it was just a random one I joined
>>531141054they're very cute
I think that I should have sex with nice nature.
>>531140046lost in a vicious battle
>>531141080those are atypical
>>531141181>my favorite umas aren't necessarily the ones I find the sexiestAre (you) ok? This sentence doesn't make sense.
>>531141123>They're going to turn me into WHAT!?
I like the umas, but I still don't like horses.
I pet one once and it was hard as a rock. Kinda scary.
The three best songs in the entire franchise are "Umapyoi Densetsu", "Stay on Course" and "Ready!! Steady!! Derby!!". Prove me wrong.
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holy shit its Tachyon's daughter
>>531141152Looked for that one but nothing shows up
I donโt like Suzukiโs voice
>>531141284damn who segregated the honse beach
Which Uma would be most devastated if you moved on after you finished training her?
Stop posting almond eye please...!
I can't handle the wait for her
>>531141181>Mayano Top Gun is sexierBased
>>531141076doing adult things with Mayano!
>>531141149Could you please me more clear on what "the future" even means? If its only a thing because it got released last week on JP it means jack shit, but if it was something like late Y1 most people would be better just waiting for it since we're sped up.
should I do a Biwa or a Tachyon career?
>>531141320daiwa scarlet?
>team trial gave me 3 carats
What the fuck? Give me 2 carats more you fuckers this is triggering my autism
>>531140081Gonna be a while
>>531141320brother don't google how many kids Tachyon has, if anything it's surprising when one of them isn't in her family tree
>>531141375it's a recurring event that happened to start again last week but you'll get a chance Y1 iirc
When's the earliest event we get an uncap crystal? I browsed through tora and it seems like there's only crystal fragments and you need like 20 of it to make one.
>>531141386Biwa. Tachyon is annoying with her constant mood-downs
>>531141372ToT
damn sexy mesugaki
>>531141434You need to win 4 more 3 carats, good luck.
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>>531140967Medium rank C (4* + 6* from legacy)
Around 800+ Speed at the time of the race (5 speed card and Creek)
Maestro and Thunderbolt Step helped too
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>>531141434That explains it.
>>531140665join /uma/dachi, it was created just a few hours ago
>>531139841This is honestly disgusting so far.
>>531141581that's normal weight for a horse
>>531141294https://youtu.be/ybQ_ObZ9BaA
The fuck? Is that really an Umamusume song?
>just started the game a few days ago, only team rank d1
>trials
>everybody i go against has speed 1100-1200 with nothing else and shit skills
>winning constantly even against people 2-3000 rating higher, winning against a full grade up because its all in speed and doesnt mean shit since they never finish the race
>>531141486Maybe 6 months with the accelerated schedule
>>531141581umas for this feel?
>>531141654i think clubs made that recently wont get any rewards for the month
>>531140789horses wearing blankets are always funny
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>>531141637Thanks nonny, could you show your deck too? I also only have pasa/urara for dirt
>>531141694>anon blown away by how diverse idol songs can be
So far King Halo is my favorite career story by far....
>do a 50% training session
>horse girl is literally quiet because the friend support training triggered
>at this moment I can't tell if it failed or not
>???
>SUCESS
This most gut wrenching shit I've felt playing a gacha game. This felt way better than playing actual slots
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>>531141581that's like half of an american he's fine
is the 1200 stat cap universal or do different careers have different stat caps? if future careers have better stat caps, why would you ever go back to URA?
>See cute girl in loading screen
>20 minutes later figure out which one it was
>Not in the game yet
>Probably won't be out for ages
Bastards
>>531139839>slowWe are still the fastest thread on /vg/ thoughbeit.
>>531141872Itโs funny how obsessed SEAtards are with Americans
>>531141031if you haven't left that one yet you should do it now there's a 24 hour cooldown before you can join a new one and you have to be in it for 14 days before the end of the month to get the rewards
>>531141279My favorite umas are Suzuka and McQueen. After the anime and their career mode I find them very charming. They are adorable and I want to protect them. I find their femininity beautiful and would want to marry them.
However, in terms of sex appeal I only find lolis or big breasted women sexy (sometimes)- tall flatties aren't on the top of my sexy list.
In terms of pure sex appeal Mayano Top Cun wins- maybe she would become my favorite if I rolled her and played her career. But I don't know enough about her at the moment
>>531141365intense horse breeding session...
>>531141707McQuarterpounder
>>531141876Which uma is the bounciest?
>>531141876god damn look at those stats
>>531141745she has no right to be this fucking sexy
>>531141294Extremely good taste.
>>531141929dont care didnt ask not the point shut up
>>531141932>haha americans are FAT>SHUT UP YOU FUCKING SEARTARDmight wanna take your meds, you're awfully obsessed with seatards
>>531141807Are we becoming gambling addicts?
>>531141875It will be the stat cap for the next few scenarios at the very least.
You will still want to do URA if you are autistically farming inheritances because of the URA inheritance significantly increasing Speed + Stamina when it procs.
>>531142001The bounce on Taiki is very satisfying to look at.
>Brown COLT
wtf they can just name him like that
>>531141581God why are horses so fucking JACKED? They just eat grass and run around a little bit a day. That's all they do at most and pack on HUGE amount of gains with hardly any effort. Meanwhile ningen have to bust their ass off at the gym for pathetically tiny bit of gains without resorting to steroid use.
Finally have a 9* spark from milk mommy
Why is my UI yellow? I'm scared
If you aren't finished friendshipmaxxing by the end of the 1st year, your run is bricked
>>531141687that's on the heavier side, actually
I don't understand Tachyon's kit, you're never going to trigger your debuffs at the front
>400 million yen
>Almost 3 million dollerydoos
Jesus christ Kitasan.
>>531142267>Average horse weight for a 160-170 cm adult horse is estimated at around 1102-1323 lbs (500-600 kg)It's on the lower end
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latefags can go join here, it was made before the 15th so ranking rewards will still be given
>>531142325if thats a mare post a closeup of her pussy
>>531142160i think it changes for every uma
>>531142209I want to poke that tummy.
There needs to be more slightly chubby McQueen art
>>531141875later careers have higher caps but it's not like an instant jump, 1200 stays for a few more.
URA is great for new players so in the future new players will play it. It's also just gameplay variety and story variety. I think MANT career is still 1200, but a strong run in MANT lasts like twice as long as a strong run in URA so a lot of people will prefer playing URA.
>>531141676Why am I allowed to play her like this
>>531141979You would love her career, she is absolutely the perfect daughter-wife material
best position for golshi?
Would you buy a babby hors for 2.8 mil?
>>531142326It's like how the old saying goes, once you go black...
>>531142517Reverse cowgirl
>>531142326Remember where you came from.
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.......I get it now
>>531142389nyo, just look up Resistencia
>>531142123they hold up all that weight on 4 tiny little sticks. Fat people that aren't bedridden are usually ripped under the layers of fat too, not that it helps them because they're so fat.
>>531138753I would sleep with them for free tho
I may not be the main character, but even side jobbers like me will have my own horse girl!
uh can i get this on summer with rainbow please????
>>531142517amazon position
best RACING position for golshi?
Does King Halo get sand in her face before every single story race? Because holy shit this is stupid
>>531142517Amazon press or loving missionary. No in betweens.
Which horse is an advocate for love and peace?
>>531142708the free ride is over goy
>>531142467guess I'll have to try building her differently too, but is it cheating if first I want to make her the most powerful?
>>531142708You mean nerfed point requirements
The game has picked up far more casuals
Even 290k points is going to be too much for an event card
can the shit poster leave already for another fotm thank you
>lose 8%
>lose 10% back to back
>king halo
i should just leave right now right?
>>531142815SHUT UP, LET THAT ANON COOK
>>531142853noooooooooooooo my bakushin isnt fat like that
Is there a way to play only with the keyboard?
>>531142487>daughter-wife materialThat does sound right up my alley... I'm going to save for her wedding alt then
What does the shapeshifter event for top gun accomplish? The doc says you need to win a G1 for every strategy but has anyone tried doing it in URA races? It seems tough to do on the early game but once you got good stats I should be able to go for it at the late game.
>>531142708Reading comprehension issue detected, it says "previous story event" not "Japanese version of the game". It's text for the English casual audience that needs to get their news in-game.
It's a very good thing, it's a heads up for the fact that the rewards were condensed down to 700K max points (less grindy) and that you'll be getting more bingo wheel spins (less grindy) in the new system compared to the last event.
can you get sweep tosho as an uma right now?
can you post the funny honse
i should just be spending these free SSR tickets right?
no point in holding them since you can only pull on the basic SSR banner
>>531138256https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W663ft5hQvo
One bet, one win.
now i remember why i hate goldships career
fucking christ
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>almost have 30 pulls worth of stories
Kitasan is SO guaranteed.
>>531142517Anal piledriver
>>531142815>290k is too muchYeah for super late starter rerollkeks who started playing when the event was ending within 24 hours. Even a brand new account with 3 days left could hit this number by spamming Bakushin careers.
>>531143030Nope, gotta wait over a year iirc
Almond makes anything look good
>>531140776Me and I'm not topping up
I'd rather play it where it lies
>>531136071Where do you find more of these?
>>531143082wait what the fuck how many honses do you have? I haven't touch stories, I guess I need to.
>>531143030no, she came out like a year and a half after release
>irl dober bred with most of the main cast
>Connecting
when are they gonna use their umamillion dollars to get some better servers
If I don't get mlb kitasan in 200 pulls I'm going to let peta know the existence of this game.
>>531143187NTA but Random twitter nip. He doesn't post porn though but I have a few of his lingerie stuff
>>531143161I bet she loses in the last to cum competition
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why is this game digital crack
>>531143227what year was that, I heard theres only one or two mejiros alive rn
>>531143082how many pulls is 1 horse story
can someone post the mission races image?
>>531143161Wtf I love mayano now
>>531143314ur putting your blood, sweat and tears into making your horse daughter a winner
do you guys think its better to just reroll for 3+ kitasan the odds arent even that bad for 3 with 50-60 pulls its like .3-.9 percent then you can achieve your way to pity for lb3
>complete japanese derby in a teio run earlier today
>events update a few hours later
>suddenly placing in 6th or lower on every campaign with a derby attempt
ok.
>>531141875I think ura stays being the best for parent runs for a while because it's the fastest to clear
Also scenarios like mant or larc removes the uma campaign story
>>531141375I THINK it starts around year 2 but I could be wrong. The thing is, the sparks you made now will be powercreeped by the next scenario that's coming out in 2-3 months.
>>531139815lmao look at this poorfag
but seriously though that's Kitasan Black's offsprings, of course they worth that much, and that price is still a steal imo
>>531143105>Even a brand new account with 3 days left could hit this number by spamming Bakushin careers.Case in point, me. I did it without even spamming bakushin runs and I started last Sunday. Got my MLB Special Week with no problems. Hell I even got the event point copy before getting through the third bingo card.
So do I just never hit Guts regardless of friendship bonus?
>>531143023>>531142708The JP version of the game also improved the wheel around this time, so you're probably getting the current JP wheel style.
>>531135526Fucking degenerate zoomer.
McQueen has so much cushion for the pushin
>>531139839It's Sunday son, we go to Holy Mass and catch up with our community
>>531135526Daiwa Scarlet is tiny?
>>531143405Your account is bricked if you don't pull one on your way to 200 though. At that point you might as well have rerolled for 4
>>531143232why would they waste money on better servers when the game is flavor of the month right now? I'm not saying it's going to die but 50k concurrent players on steam is not going to be the average forever, it could be 1/5th of that and still be a very successful gacha. I'm expecting it to dip 10%-20% minimum by the end of this month easily.
>>531143526You can have a little guts training as a treat.
>>531143526it's fine early so long as you're building friendship, otherwise skip it
>>531143526if your ""friends"" hang out in the guts room during the first 10 turns forcing you to use it for friendship points, then that's a reset
So what do we do between events if you don't have enough autism to grind sparks?
>>531143542qrd on the improvements?
>>531143669Yakuza-san, get down!
>>531143669we hate sloppa here
>>531143405Yes the only downside is losing the MLB special week event card
>>531143732Work and drink beer like all japanese salaryman do
>>531143669I wish teio wasn't completely flat.
>>531143405>>531143640i mean simple math this is going to happen to nearly 50% of people so is everyone going to be rerolling??
>>531143759did you made this look garbage on purpose?
>>531143325she's spe/suzuka's generation
>>531143561Not a zoomer, also it's not my fault she has gigantic tits.
>>531142858>>531143063Thanks bros. I want to tease her
>>531143786I love sloppa but hate shit sloppa like this.
>>531143384is this game just a roundabout way of increasing the birth rate in japan
>>531143732just play when it is fun for you. if the events are what motivate you then play during events more.
What is the joke with Biwa and her head?
>>531143867yes yes welcome to a thread about a gacha game
>>531143843I compressed it to 2 megabytes on purpose
>>531143561>having a hard time tlooking away from your hot cousin makes you a degenerate zoomerthe absolute state of mutts
>>531143779You already have the 25 bingo pity, so the main one is being able to do up to 25 rolls at once depending on the setting for rolls you pick.
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>>531143828Sheโs a C cup
>>531143910if anything its worsening the brithrates
>>531143669I'm going to COOOOOOOM
>>531143327230 carats per horse.
>>531138164I don't like how she has two different color of hair but like she's into strategy
Which Uma's feet smell the strongest after a long day of training
>>531143405No, not at all. Losing your account progress isn't worth it if you've been playing more than a couple days. In 1 year you'll have MLB Kitasan Black guaranteed if you actually want it either way, because of selectors and uncap items, so the difference will just be if you have the few weeks of extra progress and exclusive stuff like the 1st event title that you will never have a chance to get ever again.
>>531143967In your dreams, Teio.
>>531138164One things get settled and find their rhythm it's like 10-12 weeks.
>>531143964her name is Machitan.
what the fuck am I doing wrong with rice shower I CANNOT get her to win that tenno sho race no matter what I do, I know it must be a skill issue but what the fuck am I doing wrong?
>>531143921the real biwa had a big head
that's it
>>531144063>It isn't worth losing a few weeks of progress but it is worth waiting an entire year to have a meta cardmake it make sense
I have two lineage (6 uma) with 3 spark speed each
What uma should I use with that ?
>>531143892WTF GIVE IT TO HER NOW
>>531144110You need M O R E S T A M I N A.
>>531143669i fucking love aisloppa
>>531143327one horse gives about 230 carrats iirc
20 each for the first 4 stories and 50 for the last 3
>>531143314Because the gameplay loop is literally just a gacha with numbers going up
horsefags... THIS is your game???
hehehe thank god this is an inhouse run and now a borrow or else I would BE SEETHING AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
F2P accounts are 100% bricked if they dump 200 pulls into kitasan black. Good luck playing this game without xmas oguri.
>he did another run with a different Uma
How does it feel being a filthy fucking cheater? I hope you get a hot spring ticket but fail the finals.
>>531140327I've looked but maybe I'm just retarded.
>8 failures sub 10%.
is there a point where we get unlimited tp and we can just play as much as we want or is this game just content with wasting your time and gatekeeping you by rng?
>>531143967>C cupI wish this were true but picrel exists and this is what I imagine flat earthers think our planet looks like.
>>531144105So about 2 1/2 months huh... I suppose it could be worse
>>531144110give her head pats and call her cute
>do rice shower's story
>she finally gets her win
>during the winning live she gets people shouting at her, and a lot of "boo!"'s
>"her voice turns into a whimper..."
Kinda sad, bros... Rice Shower deserves better.
>People who reroll for Kitasean BLACKED will have a stronger account than f2ps who started day 1.
>>531144041Probably El Condor Pasa
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>Do King Halo career for the first time
>Manage to get by with basically no skills because fuck me I guess
>Somehow get to the finals
>Lose the last race
I had no idea what to do with her the entire time. Why does she get so many medium races if she has B on it?
>>531143759chinks can be pretty funny sometimes
>>531143669Her left hand is missing a finger.
>>531144182about time the west catches up
>>531142567do horse tails stand up straight like that when they get surprised
>>531144164I had her at 630 some speed and 560 some stamina how the fuck much must I need
>>531144263>ruins what couldve been something glorious by winningdeserved, rice shower hate
is kitasan tomorrow bros?
>>531142123silly anon, they train like crazy for races, you wouldn't last a week
>>531144132Learn to read, I said when you look back a year you'll have it either way, not that it will take a year to get. Anyone that actually wants it will have it in roughly 5 months when the rerun banner happens, but this isn't a game where you need to roll on a banner to get a good card so very many people will be spooked by it. There will be anons lucking into getting it to MLB a single day after the banner ends when they happen to roll on the next banner and get lucky.
>>531144298Yakuza mean business.
>>531141076what the fuck is wrong with this filly
anyone got a good guts build?
Is Teio actually super possessive of her trainer?
>>531144390Banner and event are on Wednesday.
>>531144262LtG is sometimes funny without meaning to, when I skip a race I sometimes do https://youtu.be/qL1e67jm290 IRL but replacing mods with the name of my horse
>>531144108Omatsuri Mambo
>>531144364This event has occurred three times this run
>>531144182holy kek someone already shit out the first cashgrab? what is this called I gotta look into it to laugh. I can only hope this means western devs finally take the raising sim genre seriously, even if it might take a year or two for a truly good game to come out for it.
>>531144347650 or more. Stamina functionally acts as a limiter to your speed, so if you don't have enough it doesn't matter how much Speed you have. Get heals (blue skills).
HaruTen is the longest G1 in the game and the most demanding of stamina of them.
>>531144485dont remember asking subhuman
>>531144456>>531144474oof, 2 more days of saving then, thank you
I hope they give me a hot spring ticket to celebrate my 50th career!
>>531144295I'm happy that Rice Shower and Haru are able to eat ryegrass together irl.
>>531144182Is this for super westoid white supremacists who unironically hate anything that resembles "chinese cartoons"?
>>531144409Even if you have to wait 5 months for the rerun, that's a long time. Your deck will be far shittier than if you just had MLB Kitasan. You're making yourself weaker for 5 months to save 2 weeks of progress which seems weird.
>>531143669Should I spend my debut ticket on Teio?
>>531144523It's always three anon
>>531144193can you fags fuck off to the general for whatever shitty game you actually play instead of doompost stupid shit here all day long
>>531144182i know a guy who unironically loves playing shitty mobile crap. I need a name
He loved Uma for all of 2 days before moving on to some other shit
>>531144539I didn't needed permission to
>>531144631>rice showeruhhhh anon
This is fucked
GOATed but shit for sparks
>>531144689I already have fine motion and super creek, borrowing an mlb kitasan will be trivial even if I decide to skip the banner and wait to mlb my super creek on that banner. because fags are spamming 24/7 that you need to dump all gems on a banner that gets you a card every friends list will have 5 copies to borrow.
it's actually enraging to play king halo. what a shitty horse.
is 9* of one stat superior to 6* + 3* or 3* + 3* + 3* numbers wise? or is it just that you want to run 9* of one stat to be able to focus supports and training on the other stats?
>>531144538Thank you. I will try.
>Will only have around 20 - 21k Carats when kitasan comes out
I can get 10k more while the banner is still around to at least hit 200 pulls right bros?
>>531144858>he didn't get Monarchngmi
just tapped the scout tab and it said its under maintenance
>>531144524Can't wait to train my SS+ tier hogrider in 2 years
i cant play anymore today cause i cant borrow a legacy parent and my umas suck :(
I'm so fucking depressed holy shit.
>>531144697She's worth it
>>531144935Well yeah, that's not Teio
>>531144897I beat King Halo's career first try but I was lucky to get good track aptitude inheritance
>cheapest Kita spawn is 2 million real currency
They doubted him, and he proved them wrong again and again
>>531144858Those stats are garbage.
>>531144891you're no more likely to get mlb creek than kitasan doe, what do you do if you miss on the creek banner? seems like the same problem
>>531144942She's coming...
>>531144930There will be a strictly Kitasan banner in half a year anyways
>>531144182uh... umabros, our response?
>>531140665CUMA
Just request shoes
>>531144182oh no they're gonna steal northernlion from us.... /s
>>531144918it gives the same amount of stats either way. It's just generally nice to be able to say "Here's a fuckload of free power, now you don't need to click the power button even once because Speed training will give you more than enough when adding this in". If it's a mix between different stats that means you still want to train all of them somewhat which makes picking your support cards a little trickier.
im giving teio a golden shower
>>531144263The real story is way sadder, Japan essentially cursed that horse to death
i used my voucher on special week but now i really want teio.....
>>5311449183+3+3 and 6+3 will be better when you can break limits.
But be yourself
>>5311449189 in one just makes for easier planning
Especially if you go all in on stamina so you can avoid having to raise guts which is the only true dump stat currently
>>531145135Won't win a single PVP race. Glue her.
anyone of you anon know a dude with a mlb fine motion?
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>>531144930Have you won all the trophies?
>>531144984higher res teio
>>531143759ETL here, I just realized those were the actual lyrics.
>>531145038Like I said I already have a super creek, I won't need 5 copies just 4. I also don't think you understand the problem, there is plentiful time to save up pulls to guarantee more super creeks by time her banner comes. the problem with kitasan banner is that MLBing it takes an absurd number of rolls, what is your plan for rerolling? Spending a literal week multiboxing it waiting for 4 copies to drop at once? You're not getting to 200 pulls before the banner ends to get +1 copy on a fresh account that spends so long rerolling.
>>531143910lol
>look at how much fun relationships can be!>now have sex!>males: "wow these horse girls are cute, fuck real life">females: "wow these horse girls are cute, fuck real life"
>>531144697Teio unironically loves (You) more than Rudolf
>>531145135congratulations on... winning ura? i suppose?
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(You) expect me to already have 30m fans at this point?
I want to roll horses just so I can get more statues to unlock Tachyon's lab coat
When it's the first actually worthwhile uma banner?
>>531145234my followers hit 1k cap last week friend, sorry.
Is there any uma that can easily farm stamina 3 star spark ?
I don't have Nice Nature yet but hearing her little fwehs and other voice clips when she shows up is always so cute
>>531145248Please no..I am weak to mommy stuff..
>>531145089redditor PLEASE go back
>>531145346is it one of those
>she likes you but doesnt realise itkinda deals?
because those are kinda dumb imo
>>531144858>Victoria por planchawhat?
>>531145412You can get them in around 300 races, give or take
>>531145421matsuri mambo sound webm when
Are horses IRL this clueless and unaware of their surroundings?
>>531145412stop posting that gift, it arouses me
>Just got a thousand friend points from one of those gift boxes you randomly get in Team Races
wtf no one told me this was possible
>>531145451If you just want to hit the 600 stam requirement to roll for it, look for any uma with affinity to stamina training, some get +8-20%
>>531145310I'm thinking a 3LB kitasan is good enough, you can reroll for 3 copies and get the spark by playing the game for two weeks (which seems feasible, there's apparently around 40k+ carrots in the game total already without counting the next event). If you don't get the MLB while rolling for the spark you still have 3LB which is functionally similar enough, and then you can just borrow MLB creek and have a very powerful deck already
>>531145431there is no meta uma, so just roll for the uma you like, if i still have some carrats to spare ill be pulling on taishin, curren and falcon
which are all next to one another after kitasan supoka so im fucked
>>531145412No Mister Anon, I expect (You) to die.
soon the epic pvp meme shit will reset and we'll all get carrots for our kita nigger goddess :)
>>531145568japan make a teio version with rudolf being clueless
>>531145396I only have 13K. I'm NGMI.
Which uma for if evil why hot?
>>531145227>>531145371Y'all know pvp isn't a priority for everyone, right?
Do the before match predictions take into account the hidden +400 stats?
>>531145671Zoomers really expect us to understand what the fuck they're saying when they write like this?
Is it stupid to roll for Kitasan banner just to get dupes for support cards?
>>531145609I didn't know ults change name at higher star levels, wtf. does it become better too?
>>531145431every banner because horses are well balanced in general. horse owners aren't going to give perms to allow their horse to be some piece of garbage nobody wants, even 1 stars are roughly equal to 3 stars after you can upgrade them (and then later get costume alts at 3 star rarity anyway). there's gonna be some horses that are a little extra valuable for one reason or another, like Oguri Cap is pretty good just because of how flexible the unit is, if you really want a name to wait for I'd say Seiun Sky is very popular for her kit.
Kitasan's slow ass approaching banner killed the game.
>>531145771That's literally the main reason why people are telling you to roll on that banner + getting 1-2 Kita cards
>>531145793Urara's becomes super climax ToT
>>531145739Your priority is winning ura? Which can be done even with little to no skills bought?
Like, you don't want to create umas that serve specific cases, or pvp, or do something creative, or farm sparks.
You want to... do the easiest thign there is to do in the game... until it EOSs?
>>531145568Would dia-chan be willing to share (you) with kitasan or is she possessive
I posted in the wrong thread... but how important is skills like Killer Tunes where they increase your positioning?
>>531145739Enjoy your lack of karats, clocks, and friend points, I guess?
>>531145819And what is your opinion about it? Is it worth it?
>>531145186>>531145497incels seething because of tone markers will never not make my day, I can tell you're young as shit because if you were my age you'd know how to use them too /srs
>>531145808>kitasan both killed and saved umaI kneel
>>531145771support cards are literally the only thing you need to roll dupes of, they give you goddess statues and starpieces for free, but some support cards are garbage without rolling multiple copies of it
i've heard that if you fail to roll on the kitasan blacked banner your anus will prolapse.
true or false??
>>531145808this. the steam player count is in free fall. RELEASE HER BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
Huh, I was sure I'd get finally a A hors, so do I really need SS AND a good spread for A? Also rate my hors, only lacking Gourmand but that bitch of spe never showed up.
>>531145710At the very worst it's ~430 per kita spark
>>531145943Your horse doesn't have any SSs.
>>531145934my anus started prolapsing earlier, does that mean i will roll poorly on the banner?
>first run with winning ticket
I like her already
>>531145943These stats are trash bro.
so kitasans name is black?
>>531145935This gremlin...
>>531144214Sorry Teio... I got the ticket with Silence Suzuka and won the URA final...
>>531145934If you donโt roll on the banner Kita shows up and pegs you
>>531145943Not enough debuffs
>>531145943Why hanshin
No clue how to eval your horse but just wondering
I think stacking G1's is working. R-right?(All these horses have only lost 1 to 3 G1's at most.)
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>>531145486what did she mean by this?
>>531146078that would be (you)
>>531146063NTA but probably just dumping spare skillpoints at the end of a run
>>531145431>wedding Mayano and later swimsuit Maruzenskyboth are super meta
you should only roll for the special outfits as most of them cannot be grinded later
>>531146000unfunniest nigga on earth
>>531146047Why are you trying to convince me not to roll?
>>531145451For me its Rudolf. +20% stam bonus, shitton of G1s for fans and racing sparks and good green skill to pass down
>>531145874Nigger, read my fucking first post. I wasn't celebrating winning ura but complaining about sparks, or the lack thereof
>>531145889I win enough by autoing and selecting whichever team. I win some, I lose some. Maybe later I'll sweat about pvp, but right now I just want to get more sparks, and I'm bored of running Bakushin.
>>531146063Excess of skill points by the end and I've already got everything relevant (only shit left were sprint and lead skills lmao).
> Random guy I had friended that had mlb manhattan cafe unfriended me
Fuck
>>531146118I get paranoid about doing that in case it fucks up my sparks
t. has no idea how sparks are rolled
Is Tazuna a decent pick if I'm just trying to farm for sparks
>>531146082take it slow, you can blow your brains out min maxing white sparks after you manage to get your first 9* or better yet, just wait for giga kitasan to dick down all difficulty
>>531145935cute tomboy daughter
>>531145882Kinda but it's better to have mulitple silver skills than just one gold before the spurt
how do i look at my uma's feet on demand
Why is scouting under maintenance?
>>531145568I need to get my national trainer license now!
>>531146316fortifying it for kitasan traffic early
>>531145891Well, yeah.
Getting uncaps for your SR cards will help you get stronger horses, stronger horses means you can do harder content, stay on high TT brackets, etc, which means more carats.
You also only need 1 copy of Kita, since even if you get a 2-3LB you'll still use a MLB copy from support. Even if you're F2P and have the worst luck in the world, enough to be forced to spark both Kita banners you should still be able to MLB on your own year 1 (2 from banners + 1 from SSR ticket + 2 from universal uncap material). You want to get your own MLB eventually so you are able to borrow more niche cards instead of being cursed into borrowing Kita every single run for the first two years.
>>531146307get first place with golshi
>>531146307Take her to the onsen and screenshot when she gets in.
yooo im new here do i pull on the kitasean blacked banner or wait for waifu
first gacha since genshin and im lowkey lost fr help pls
Is it me or thread quality went down over the last 3-4 days specifically?
Does anyone have 9 star stamina?
>>531146342i'm glad to see dyrus's sloppy seconds make a name for herself
how much stats do you need to run hopeful stakes in jr year and win.
>>531145649you're not getting the spark by grinding unless you're just completely soulless, and even then I doubt it. Lots of sources are locked behind things you won't have time for. you won't be able to get a lot of the PvP gems because it's a 1 week timer on reset. You won't be able to get many Story gems because they need Bond and you won't get much Bond because you only have 5 slots for PvP until you rank up. You're not getting Club gems because you're missing the cutoff for Club entry (which is like tomorrow night or something). You're not maxing the archive or getting most of the achievement gems either.
>>531146431the slower things get, the less people are playing and the more the schizo shit poster take over
>>531146420if dick is hard, roll
>>531143964LEMON TOPPINGU
>>531145262Nah not that many, I've only been doing the required races for my 7 umas in ura mostly.
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Any open clubs?
643506172187
>>531146431Shitposters found the perfect shitting angle with kitasan, and the threads gives them enough context to mislead retards or shit on metafags/poorfags/anyone who disagrees with them.
>>531146508I dunno, I got to 30k over the last two weeks by playing around 50 hours. And that's 30k on top of the initial 7.5k I spent on my intial rolls. This doesn't seem as hard as you make it out to be.
>>531144970Bro, you okay?
>>531146680I wanna buy one. wonder if ebay has them.
WHY IS RICE SHOWER SO FUCKING DEPRESSED, YOU JUST ATE, SAND KARAOKE AND GOD TO PLAY AT THE BEACH FUCKING GIVE YOURSELF SOME GRACE AND SMILE YOU FUCKING RETARD HORSE
what the FUCK do you mean
is specialty priority the most important thing for support cards?
>>531146420lil bro is cooked :skull:
>>531146787bro your skills?
>>531146708its too late, rice shower finished him off
What does the umamusume think about shota trainer
>>531146508Isn't the cutoff for club entry 14 days before the end of the month?
>>531146787box'd, just run rudolf pace until you have like 3+ surger skills, you can run with pure stats til your first g1
>>531146787nigga it's a mile when she's a medium/long runner. if you didn't boost her mile aptitude of course she's gonna eat shit.
>>531146775She's haunted by the specter of her own death
We need a milk uma to purge her of that, but I don't think any umas fit the bill.
Honestely I like this game, but the amount of pedoshit that comes out of it disgusts me.
any character that can't race front just chews up clocks because the requirement for power is too high to reliably clear every race. is there any problem with just ignoring all non front racers after setting up a team, until they fix this
>>531146891Only real men can become a trainer. Get that shota trash outta here.
>>531146381>You also only need 1 copy of Kita
>>531147003where do you think you are
>>531146985what's a milk uma?
there's only 1 trainee of every uma right? there's no 1 star version of for example special week and a 3 star version of her?
>>531146879I don't get why people keep bringing up random ass streamers. Who the fuck cares. If you want to talk about a streamer, go to the fucking streamer's stream and leave us to talk about cute horses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMnvp_O7zSA
>>531147003the amount of hate you have for imaginary pedos is about 1/1000th the hate that people have for you.
>>531146085Real answer: I believe anons said in JP she wanted to talk to Trainer the way someone would talk to a baby and presumably (You) would respond like one
Joke answer: get the bib and the onesie ready
>>531147115It's easy (you)s
They don't care about the streamers themselves, they just want you to angrily reply about it
>>531147008bro literally every horse that runs pace or late falls under this:
>600 stamina and recovery skillsyou can run pace
>under 600 stamina and no recovery skillsrun late and pray
end closers are proper gambling
>>531146879What do you use to make videos? OBS/VLC?
>>531147095That was supposed to be Miko, but autocorrect did the thing
>>531147003back to rddit with you
>>531147102There's only 1 version of each girl right now yes. In the near future there will be alts but they have brand new costumes and the names will be like Taiki Shuttle (Fantasy) instead of Taiki Shuttle (Original)
>>531146381As long as you have a main speed card to support you and you don't mind skipping out on the other supports to keep Kita, that's not a bad strat. But the next good speed card is 1.5 anni.
>>531147386is it purely cosmetic or are there stat changes involved?
>>531146967stop calling people names
>>531147180this. exact same for the people stirring up ragebait by spamming the everloving fuck about kitasan black being god itself as if not having it ruins the game people are enjoying perfectly fine without it.
>>531147203>mention power>starts talking about staminawork on your reading skills. stamina will not get you out from behind a pack.
>>531147490They have different skills and stats growth, with different G1 victory animation. Some are arguably better than their OG unit.
>>531147490Their actual stats are the exact same, for example Urara gets a New Years skin and it has the exact same stats a normal Urara has at 3 stars since that's what the alt starts at.
There are some gameplay differences, they get a different ultimate skill, like Urara gets a speed boost one to replace her energy replacement one. Past that it just replaces 3 events about their base costumes with 3 events about their new costumes. It's still the same girl with the same story and such, you can't have both on a PvP team or anything like that.
>>531147209I used obs and throw the raw recording to ezgif for small stuff like this
>>531147582retard stamina is everything for pace and later chasers
>getting boxedyour fucking stamina is being drained
>late start and rushedyour stamina is getting fucked
>trying to overtakeyour stamina is getting fucked
You can have all the power in the world, but unless your uma has stamina, they'll lose like a fucking dog because they can't complete the race.
Most of my umas are all long distance pace/late, and stamina is the only thing that mattered when training them. It was the only clear constant that I noticed, and after you got past that 600 min requirement, it didn't matter what their power was, they just finished 1st or they got 1st within 1 clock usage with bad rng.
>>531147713>>531147771alright then thanks
I assume they have specific star pieces since it has a different name in the brackets?
>>531148056yeah it's effectively a new unit
Mayano Top Gun's career was pretty easy, finally got around to doing it cause of the new event missions.
>>531146085I don't know but I'd do mommy-baby roleplay for Creek anytime
Which turn do you usually take your first recreation?
is machitan in the anime?
>>531148346It's where she made her first appearance.
>>531148291depends on your supports. I stopped taking normal recreation and just run tazuna, she give a free mood up after your 1st training every time and then throws mood ups at you left and right.
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>>531148054>or they got 1st within 1 clock usage with bad rng.learn to read. you're a true retard.
>>531146891literally not possible, trainers have to go to school first before getting their loicense
>>531137154Anon why you covering the Uma's eyes... Are they convicted?
>win hot springs in the bakushin run
>get the irreplaceable bond line
>trainer and Uma definitely getting it on
>have the mental image of bakushin shouting bakushinshin at the pace of sex
That stupid song has corrupted me
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Tamamo cross beating the shit out of my Oguri Cap at Arima Kinen
>>531132784Special week is the most boring ass jobber of a MC i've ever seen in an anime, and I don't get the hype around her. The support cast hard carried S1.
>>531145186I need this, but with Orfevre running away from Gold Ship.
Because in my autistic headcannon, Gold Ship is the only racer Orfevre fears because, unlike everyone else, the only person who Gold Ship races seriously is against Orfevre and, hence, she's the only one who had seen her running at full force and it utterly terrifies her.
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