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Kitasan Black is... le bad

hi

hors

Thanks for the tips guys, so that's it for the mission event? They're not adding more tomorrow?

>>531135328
your fault for not rolling for Sweep Tosho and Twin Turbo desu

Post uma ass

hey open up

I can't make my own decisions without watching a youtube video or looking at a chart

https://youtu.be/WdbRb2ksX7s?si=2N7-9IuyuPJlyPT0 Hope you had a Marvelous Sunday!

>>531135328
Good thing...le bad
Bad thing...le good

>trainee scout comes back
>do a single pull
lol, lmao even

I have a cousin that looks a lot liek daiwa, tiny with massive honkers. It's so fucking hard not stare at them whenever I talk to her bros...

Do good start triggers exist because I swear to fuck I get late start or rushed in 90% of my races

All this pointless discussion when all you need to do is fork out $150 for an extra 15k carats for a second spark.

Devious little creature

Can someone post a perfect illustration of Virgin stamfag vs Chad witgod

Mejiro Dober is pure. PURE!

ROLLIN FOR KITASAN

>>531135397
okay

what's the upcoming umas?

Just downloaded today, supposedly this is a strong start but not sure if I should just bother reroll for the stronger stuff. Planning as raising Rice Shower as my first Uma.

>>531135354
Late

Ok, I give up. What fucking horse has the hanshin daishoten on its schedule? I can't find it in any career info of the horses I have and I'm very confused.

Don't tell me its one of those races that I need to manually select from the schedule? If so, what would be the easiest horse to win it?

>My runs are failing because....I do not have Kitasan
>She will make everything better. I'm already dreading opening the game up knowing I haven't rolled for her yet.
>Save me, Kitasan!

>>531135353
Hello

Holy CUTE

>>531135328
I'm still going to roll or even reroll for her
Ugh... I know.... I know!
It's just that
She was one of my best speed card for 3 years
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

>>531135538
Bullying opera!
Belittling her constantly to wear down her ego!
Training her wrong and watching her fail races!
Convincing her that no one trainer would love her like you do!

sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt
sniffing Tazuna's big butt

>>531135536
150 dollars gives me a nice amount of clothes for my birthday ill wear for years

>>531135361
of course. I wish I could know this with absolute certainty but confirmation bias and other fun psychological phenomena prevent me...

whenever Kitasan is not on screen, a character should proclaim "where's Kitasan?"

cute horse
besties for life

>>531135650
why iks she a liar

>>531135605
Who told you that was a strong start? It's dogshit

>>531135616
G2 race on late march, senior year

>>531135397
I want to Bakushin in her mouth

>>531135514
I already saw this screenshot

My club is doing a new thing: am I allowed to go on strike?

>>531135650
Who is that never seen her around before

>>531135605
someone tricked the fuck out of you
might as well wait/play around with this and reroll on kitasan in 3 days

>>531135834
based?

>>531135372
there's 4 more sets of missions

uohhhh

We sending another, boys?

Does Special Weak need 1000+ stamina to reliably win URA finals?

When you get inspiration sparks during career, does your character's growth rate for that stat increase the stats you'd get from the sparks? Ie +10% or 20%

>>531135849
Kek that club is cooked

>>531135545
She has a cool air about her

>>531135605
man up and play the cards you've been dealt. don't get too attached to a single uma early on, the game isn't designed for specializing as such

How the fuck do I git gud at PVP?

I'm shitting out A rank after A rank that effortlessly clear legend and daily races yet I'm on a literal 50 loss streak in PVP.

>>531135772 (me)
oh she is a dork
must run in the family i guess

>>531135925
wtf how

I can’t do it
I feel awful
It’s like releasing your Pokémon that you raised

>>531135978
bloating your points with INT is the worst thing you could do

>>531135978
main runner + late/end debuffers

These AI slop channels keep popping up in my feed how do i make it stop

>>531135842
That was my screenshot. There are many like it, but that one was mine.

>>531135817
So its a manual one. GOD dammit.

Ok, so its I need to train a long distance racing horse and schedule it? Got it. I just rolled Rice Shower with today's free roll, so might as well I guess.

You guys might not know this but there is a non-zero chance of a non-raped human male in this thread.

>>531136021
whales could uncap that like 4 days after launch

>>531134260
if you think about it the winning live is just a massive humiliation ritual for the non first placers

Been having sex with Nice Nature for the past 5 hours what have I missed

Which umas are cuckquean coded?

You H'WAT

Well, off to visit your mother

Can you debuff your own team in PvP?

>>531136183
Smart Falco

>>531136052
Someone said not to transfer because there were events later that gave more points or something, is that true?

Goddess of guts

>>531136115
You could've just said there are virgins here
Which is true

>>531136210
no

>>531136094
this guy actually has decent summaries of what's going on unlike that other fat fuck who gives contradictory info about KitaBLACKED

>>531136195
my hero

>>531135925
What's your IRL job?

>>531136224
explain

>>531136206
>getting dragged into a mixed bath with your horse
never stood a chance

>>531136115
TRAINERS DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS

Scratching Teio behind the ears

>>531136058
INT? I don't have any int cards, I'm getting 1200 speed and 600 in everything else that matters buit I lose by 3-5 lengths to everyone.

>>531136135
At least it's not the whole field that has to participate like in the game. Imagine coming in 16th and having to be the backup dancer your whole career.

Which honses are popular with the lady trainers

Do i need to update my client? I don't see the missions

Is my wife Sakura Chiyono O coming in the game?

>>531136094
>*DONT MISS THIS CHANCE* 53 COCKS YOU NEED TO SUCK TO GET 100% GUARUNTEED SSR ROLLS F2P!!!!! EXTREME TRVKE

>>531136286
Commercial lender at a regional bank

>>531136226
periodically there is a special transfer thing that is available where you can glue horses that meet certain criteria for star pieces/skill books

>>531135978
legend/daily races are like B/B+, of course your A honses are beating them. it's just that your A honses are shit compared to their competition in pvp.

>>531136110
bro your top gun

>>531135978
Let me guess, all your horses have low stamina

>>531136403
I would suck 53 cocks for MLB Kitasan

>convince her friend to marry you
>lets you impregnate her best friend
>help raise the kid she gives birth to as her own
>occasionally fucks you once in a while
She needs to be STOPPED!

>>531136286
A video engineer.

>>531136407
what the fuck is that? like a official loan shark?

Ok everyone has heard about kitasan, and everyone has heard that cygames releases sidegrade cards for the next 2 years. But what are some actual good or interesting cards released in the next two years after kita?

I love my bro

>>531136403
that's a lot of cocks

>>531135605
>Strong start
>Rice Shower 1st uma
Do you like CBT too?

>>531136421
I don't have one.

>117k fans for Fan Fest
>No skill upgrade

Why

I won.

>>531136482
I give businesses money

>>531136352
Pumping speed is farming rank, not making good PvP horses. Just drop 300-500 speed for an extra 300 speed and your b ranks will wipe the floor with a ranks

sex with happy meek while trainer kiryuin watches

>>531136565
do you break peoples knees when they dont pay?

>>531136183
All trainees when I ditch them for adult women

>>531136021
>make a good Uma
>get follows with an MLB card
>profit

>>531136518
This fraud won only because Ogre Cape wasn't racing, what a sick joke

Please give me kitasan Black please please please

>>531136314
you'll learn once grand live is out

Post possessive Umas

>>531136554
director's friendship matters for that one. if she isn't green you get fucked. tricky one, watch her affinity and do extra trainings if she starts to lag.

>>531136573
>Just drop 300-500 speed for an extra 300 speed
?

Big?

>>531136443
I have an A/A/B/D/B Agnes for Medium, a Gold Ship with 900 power and an S grade for End, and a generic 1200 speed C in everything else Super Creek and they always get 4th or lower.

DONT MESS WITH US AIR GROOVECHADS THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!

>>531136626
How would a deck like this even play out?

>>531136183
Gold Ship

If you skip the Kitasan banner, when/what's even the next 'mustpull' banner?

>>531136609
When they don’t pay I make them watch me break Teio’s leg

BEHEAD ALL CHESTNUT UMIGGERS

>>531136183
mejiro mcqueen

>>531136706
>Agnes
you disgust me

>>531136773
summer Maru

>>531136773
kitasan rerun banner

>>531136183
Silence Suzuka

>>531136778
3 times???

Babby hors so cute
https://www.youtube.com/live/yk5whaA_kZ0?si=6XZrodZgEY1faPnX

>>531136626
>>531136742
FINGERLESS GLOVE RECREATION METER FULL

>>531136135
That eyepatch uma when? She cute!

>>531136626
IM GONNA SAY THE N WORD

>>531136773
the creek/tazuna rerun

>>531136868
I have no idea what I'm watching

>>531136706
post the uma you think is your best so I can laugh or cry myself to sleep

>>531136331
You should avoid doing that, because she will sit on your lap and distract you when you are busy and ask for more.

>>531136706
any stam recovery skills? medium and long need about 900 stam + 1 recovery skill at minimum

Teio!

>>531136946
Neigh?

>>531136778
STOP THATS MY DAUGHTER

Does McQueen have different thresholds to upgrade her special?

It's supposed to be
>30k fans by New Years 2nd yr
>60k and friendship by April 3rd yr
>120k by end of last year

Her special did not level up until before the URA finals. What the fuck?

What are the dates for trainer mission races?

>>531137034
no, all uams have the same threshhold

Hello trainers

CUMA

has 2 open slots because I just axed 2 inactive members

>>531135650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHxFxCv4DB0&list=RDjHxFxCv4DB0

it's tachyon, not agnes.

>>531137075
2nd Year: Late May, Late October
3rd Year: Late March

>alright boys we did it, we got the meta card. And we rolled the meta card so that our waifu can be as strong as possible, right?

>um no actually I will be rolling on the meta umas that my favorite streamer tells me are good next.

fucking fatass

>>531136421
Mayano's been annoying to run career with, did it all with Golshi instead

>>531137179
More like Agnes analog

>>531136990
Teio love!

>>531137034
60/70/120

>>531135849
>tries to offload the hours math onto others
>owner-san is too lazy too send gpt some screenshots and ask who is slacking

Leader is gonna quit before half the members with that attitude

need cheval grand

>>531136964
Ppl buying babby hors, some of them will be your next uma

>>531136524
just wait until this banner passes and the trolls will try to convince you that you MUST pull X upcoming banner the same way they did for midasan

>>531137264
I want to get this stallion ass pregnant

>>531137034
No, it's
>60k by early feb (valentines)
>70k and green rep with the chairmen by early april (fan fest)
>120k by early december (christmas)

40/60/80 for Dirt uma

>>531136454
You can't

Super Creek support kinda sucks outside of Swinging Maestro, she never shows up to training.

>>531136361
It's worse in Grand Live, where everyone has their place on the spotlight

>>531136868
>>243k USD vs 371k AUD
what a shit show of a currency

more like jacking off

>>531136868
Am I misreading it or are those horses being sold for 270k usd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk5whaA_kZ0

WTF they're selling young uma right now in broad daylight this is unacceptable and a crime against umanity

>>531137369
She's not built like that

>>531137378
yeah that's why she gets dropped if you don't need maestro

DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK IT WAS A FUCKIN' UMA

>>531137320
How many times do we have to say this? HER MOTHER WAS RIGHT

>>531137381
You know that the value of a currency doesn’t actually matter

>>531137473
you MONSTER

How come I sometimes don't get any skill hints from the big red circle exlamation points during training? Is it only a chance to get one or am I doing something wrong?

>>531137473
PERFECTLY healthy

>>531137307
DAMN HE'S ULTING

>>531137473
Calling UMA Protective Services

>>531135328
I wish her banner was shorter so there would be less time for retards to change their mind and roll for her

TRIALS RANKINGS
POST EM

Which horse did you jerk it the most to? and why is it Tachyon?

>>531137473
that's right FUCK YOU tazuna

>no official Haru figs just a bunch of garage kits
pain

do you like her?

2m usd horse wtf

>>531137264
Teio hate!

>>531137361
*mare
Also you can't breed umas with anal sex

>friends show up to hang out
>they leave with umas downloaded on their phone and interest to watch the anime
complete umapill saturation

>>531137658
>and why is it Tachyon?
not a bet a male such as yourself,

>>531137658
mcqueen does it for me and i dont know why

>>531137657
>Class 2
You got affected by the bug as well huh

>>531137657
who cares about pvp scoring, the entire roaster is getting glued and retrained when kitasan negro drops

>>531137680
Figures are for WINNERS

>>531137650
I can only imagine how the retards will feel 2 days after she drops and every single whale they follow has kitasan set as their card
Then they try the card once and get 50% higher stats than they ever had before

>island trainings added to photo mode
finally

>>531137657
>class 2
it's so over

>>531137405
bros they just sold kitasan black's kid for $2 million....

how are non-whales supposed to compete...

>>531137250
you are forgiven

>>531137657
i wonder how many people are going to be in the highest tier

>>531137405
Imagine being worth 2mill because your dad is kitasan black

>>531137795
>cookies
Fraud

>>531137680
you can do it anon *starts bribing fig companies*

We hate Rice Shower here btw

>>531137748
could have just started late too

>>531137795
>not haskapp rolls

>>531137405
Shitting and pissing on the auction stage seems to raise a horse's value

are they instructing the horses to piss and shit or is that just a thing they feel like doing. its all of them pissing and shitting in the 30 second window they are on screen

>>531137939
>>531137940
Uh

I hate it when she calls you her brother>>531137939

Say no to Teio abuse

are you rerolling for kitasan black

>>531137949
Cute Teio

Teio? More like SHITo

>>531138042
Babby hors is spooked so they cry and piss and shit

say yes to teio torture

>>531138068
yes unless I pull 3LB (probably not happening)
either that or stop playing depending on how i feel about the game at that point

Question to jp anons, right now I've built a single pity. How long does it take on average to rebuild it from scratch?

>>531138048
Gayest post in this thread

>>531138120
these are the baby hors?!!

Which umas would be the best to bully into sex?

from the creators of boxed wine, we bring you

>>531137939
>>531137940
KEK

>>531138048
Faggot

>>531138042
It's called horse trafficking for a reason here, anon.

>>531137395
it really is 270k

Nanoda

Any of you fags ever bet on actual horse racing, maybe even won something?
https://youtu.be/3C8bvYlqy9A

>>531137473
Prepping for MANT?
>>531137658
My Mcwife

>>531138175
nta but yes these are essentially babby horses who need to be put into training hard for their 3yo debuts once they’re sold

>>531138175
They're 1yos so about loli kitasato age who will debut next year. Tomorrow is when the weanlings are on sale.

>>531138210
I hate her so much it's unreal.
And I'm not some big Scarlett fan either she just fucking sucks and every Vodka career I try goes to shit as she fucks everything up.

>>531138274
OI TEME

>finally do a sakura run
>win the URA finale
>still no BAKUSHIN song on my jukebox

>>531138274
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>531138274
I can see it

>>531138313
>>531138210
My pace chaser vodka literally never loses a single race in pvp

>>531138274
This doesn't seem right.

How can the experience of one game revolve around obtaining one (1) card? Surely it can’t be THAT good?

Teio is for loving sex with handholding and cuddles

>>531138256
Yes, pretty often. But I don’t bet significant amounts

>>531137716
Not with that attitude

>>531138274
nice

>>531138414
i love my horses

>>531137949
idgi

>>531138341
skill issue me thinks

>>531138387
First gacha game?

>>531138274
Which girl has a lot of pubic hair?

>>531138256
I could never gamble irl. I have a feeling I have the “gambling gene” and this game made me realize it ironically.

>>531138175
Yeah these are the 1yr old foals who are put up for sale to owners. Then they train and go into the 2yr junior circuit the next year.

>>531137658
gold ship
her hairstyle, outfit, and body type are peak sex

>>531137949
>>531138145
I want to drink the Teio coffee

My son won

>>531138256
I bet on a grandson of Sunday Silence that runs at a track near my house. 5 years old, hadn't won a whole lot (4/18 races), but I felt like I might as well try my luck, he was the second favorite.
Motherfucker came in second to last.

>>531138387
it's not
it's being built up as the second coming of jesus
hundreds of thousands of jp players borrowed it when they needed it and played without it otherwise, you can too.

This is ridiculous how is anyone expected to reach these goals

>>531138414
>>531137716
Toei/Luna posting is probably my fave part, even if just because the artist that draws them a lot is fantastic and super cute.

>>531138274
holy frick dude

>>531138387
You might as well quit if you don't get at LEAST 4 copies of Kitasan Black next banner. It's simply over for you.

>>531138563
Ugly boy

>>531138563
Your son has nice tits.

>>531138387
Because speed is the most important stat and that 1 card makes training it much easier

>>531138256
I did for fun like ten bucks a pop
I just chose the ones with the coolest names and won once

tachyon griffin

>>531138598
whichever sloptuber this came from is hilariously misinformed

>>531138274
Uhh

>>531137823
>>531137852
Kitasan is a super sire now, his kids will be worth that much or more
Our president is there and buy them all to ensure we have unlimited uma musume in the future

Guys, what's better on a Pace Chaser?
Gourmond or Swinging Maestro?

>>531138274
is that what it really looks like?

Shocking news! Tracen Academy trainer has been sleeping with colleagues for extra training resources!

>>531138598
those stats are achievable once kitasan is around and you have a few MLB SRs from rolling in the card gacha for MLB kitasan.

>>531138594
>hundreds of thousands of jp players borrowed it when they needed it and played without it otherwise
because they didn't know it was coming

>>531138645
can’t you just borrow it?

>>531138598
You have +400 to everything in story, for one thing, and skills give like 50~200 to a stat when they go off.

Why do kitasan's boobs keep getting bigger and bigger in the anime?

>>531138274
SHINEEEEE

>>531138274
Dude stop

>>531135605
You dont even have good speed card like teio and biko. i would say reroll

>>531138674
About what?

Do I have to worry about any of the horses being gay?

>>531138779
then miss out on borrowing other important cards

>>531138753
i'd do anything for my trainee
anything

>>531138598
Yeah I can see possibly balancing like 3 800 stats with a set of really decent support cards, but what fucking sprinter wants to have 500 stamina AND 2 recovery skills?

And they used Wit as a dump stat which is silly when 400 is just the lowest breakpoint you want to go to have an acceptable skill chance.

>>531138896
depends on your WIT

>do throwaway run with El Condor Pasa
>get first ever onsen ticket

>>531138896
only your dad and you are gay so nothing to worry here since you will kys soon

Time to do some experiments.

why are the koreans all pouring coffee on teio???

https://gall.dcinside.com/mgallery/board/view/?id=umamusu&no=1485258

>City building x idol simulation game Heroic Songs: The Remix announced for Switch, PC
>Check the steam page for the hell of it
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3588970/Heroic_Songs_the_Remix/
Hahahaha oh nonono what the hell

>>531138673
Who created that original Uma Tanuki template?
I see multiple YouTubers make animations with those things

another kitaspawn?

>>531138908
then just pull those? why do you NEED to pull kita?

>Rudolf wastes 2 of my daily guest spark usage with absolutely horrific performances and multiple failures from 2% and 4% chances, while bombing multiple races she should be sure to win
>Finally gets a great career run on the 3rd attempt with everything going as it should
I've not sworn at or called anything by that many slurs since I stopped playing competitive multiplayer games.

>>531138387
It's not, people are just trolling because they have nothing better to do and noticed a few autists frantically shilling it and thought it would be funny to join in. it's a tiny increase in performance overall, it has some serious strengths but also quite a few below average aspects to it.

This is a gacha where people minmax enough to force guild members to grind X hours daily or they get kicked out, they keep spreadsheets of who is logging in daily and kick anyone that skips a single day. The autists are REALLY autistic and will lose their minds over those 0.X% increases in potential power.

>>531138868
that looks about right, it shocks me to no end how many of these sweatlords actually have these stats for pvp already.

>>531138274
Umas should have pubes

Guts training is my favorite.

>>531139142
Wrong.

>>531138896
Yep, and not just any horse, it's (You)r bro Transcend that's gay for (You)

McQueen love donuts

I don't follow numbers guides exactly but the card guides I have been given by friends have worked out well. You just need to watch the last few races and make adjustments based on what you see

>>531139089
>then just pull those?
they're even harder to pull than kitasan, so why would you target any of them? there's more than one important pull too, are you going to target fine motion or super creek or whatever meta card comes up next? you could just target one (1) card instead

>>531139012
https://en.namu.wiki/w/%EB%84%88%EA%B5%AC%EB%A6%AC(%EC%9A%B0%EB%A7%88%EB%AC%B4%EC%8A%A4%EB%A9%94)
https://x.com/rotasqqfv/status/1535225090484637698

>>531139058
Yes, that's the same thing I posted. What's your point?

>>531138274
>>531139152

I want her so bad...

you guys post a lot of porn huh

>>531138896
Hetero coded game

>get a bunch of skill triggers to slow down the pace chasers in front of me
>it just causes me to get blocked earlier

>>531138274
Brother t&cs bro?

>>531138439
I'm not building for PvP at all tho.

If you're gonna ignore the rules and post porn, can you at least make it good porn?

>>531139096
cope

>>531138598
Whales and Pimped out Kitasan will do that

>>531139297
aint gonna post scat or futa shit you disgusting piece of trash

McQueen stop!You're eating too much!

>decide to link the game to my phone so I can do shit like team races while at work
>the game wants to download 4.6 fucking gig to even log in
bros?

>>531138598
>>531138868
>>531139220
do the stats in this account for the secret +400 or not, because ive cleared URA finale with less this seems like shit you'd see later on after all the other scenarios and busted cards are out

>>531139197
Donuts are my favorite. You actually get a lot of the actual pastry and not a mountain of frosting over nothing.

>>531139370
You're the one that brought up dicks and shit out of fucking nowhere, weirdo.

Is there a way of stopping Google Play from asking me to select a profile whenever I boot up the game on mobile?

>>531135834
Cheval Grand feels like the odd one out from all of the uma here

>>531139395
Are you retarded

2.5B for the Japanese version and no in game option fo 120 FPS. Jesus what are they doing?

>>531139265
>He fell for it

>>531139376
Horses don't get fat

>open game
>there's literally a standard banner for horses and support cards that only lasts a single day
Did the devs mess up? Why is this banner up now?

>>531139297
I don't have real horse porn
>>531139406
It's a regurgitated info from a tuber. What do you think is it's thought process when posting that.

>>531139451
everything is tied to FPS

>>531139489
read the notice

>>531139008
What's funny, I don't get it

YAMEROOOO

>>531139451
japanese coding tied to the FPS like its the 90s pls understand

>>531139460
Any source on that?

>>531138723
Bwos?

>>531139430
I don't know, have you tried playing the game?

>>531139431
Why? She is very cute, I will roll for her.

I just want Kitasan to come already so I can move on saving for umas. I want more honses so badly

>>531139489
they supposedly ended it too quickly and pissed off some people waiting to exchange at the last minute. So this is their compromise, they restored pull count.

>>531138563
first ryan user I've seen

>>531139406
they're meant for the gigawhale pvpfags
if it's just the URA you can follow the newfag guide's stat caps and clear it without much issue

>>531139436
yes but I feel that's beside the point

>>531138598
Are these only for the highest class of PvP or something
Auto select put my Medium McQueen on Long and my Long Golshi on Medium and they're actually killing it.

>>531138563
My son Ryan is a disappointment. I need Kitasan to train her up

>>531139406
Anon, READ
>These are suggested stats that can help you BEYOND winning the URA Finale
So it's for PvP, legend races, CM etc...

Plowing with Ogurin

>>531139489
Yes they messed up. They removed them a day early previously so now it's back for a day. But the people who'd been working on pity are still fucked over

>>531139315
post your JP account profile page to prove you're not a larper shilling the card to troll and actually have any experience at all on the topic

>>531139623
>b
>8/12
looks like he was just first timing him

>>531138274
Yakuzas are getting sloppy

>>531139623
don't let the metanerds around here know that Ryan has one of the best unique skills among the launch horses.

>>531139524
>>531139630
>>531139670
>These are suggested stats that can help you BEYOND winning the URA Finale
he should've put that in bigger bolder letters since retards like me glanced over it, i will simply not care and roll my wives and have fun

>>531137405
is there some comma translation fuckery going on or are they actually selling these horses for millions of dollars?

What happened to the "umas are stronger than human males" propaganda? I bet I can beat her in a fight lmao

>>531138723
Just use the skill tier list guide
>>531138823
She grew up too fast

just me, or is this thread incredibly slow compared to usually

Currently building an incredibly cursed front runner Rice Shower.

Ryan could be Kitasan tier meta and I still wouldn't use him

wow don't think ive ever dominated a career as much as running longs w/ mcqueen frontrunner

>>531139825
you couldnt lift one of those plates if you tried

>>531136421
THIS BITCH REFUSES TO SUCCEED
she rocks the early game easy, but then flounders at the end

>>531139815
They can make billions bro. Invest now.

The absolute state of Wit bloaters.

>>531139825
Beat these bullets nerd

wtf bros I thought I was gonna get comfy mommy kino

WHERE DID HER HAT GO

>>531139757
I like meta as much as most, but I refuse to use that boy. Uma should be soft

>>531139839
it's late at night for burgers and some of the early trend-chasing players left already

Why would you give her this?

>>531139867
What if I told you she's THE parent for late surgers and end closers because of her OP unique which you can pass down when she becomes 3*?

>>531139839
It’s sunday I’m having sex

>>531139825
Do (you) have the one where Agnes goes flying into the stratosphere?

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO URARAAA

G1 Trophies - COMPLETE

>>531140046
it fell

>>531140046
Her coat is so stylish oh my goodness

>>531138598
Those are already achievable. The retard who made this is actually recommending people to build witless horses

>>531137657
Spark farming gave me good enough horses to get sub 400.

>>531139345
If Uma is happy
Then I am happy

>>531140074
I get that, but damn it's getting real slow compared to the last thread. Wasn't like this last week

If these horse breeders are so rich why do they need donations to feed their horses fresh grass?

>>531139838
Where would I find such a guide?

Uma porn are disgusting I will always abide by the rules and never be aroused

I love big horse boobs

>>531140204
because urara didn't breed, she's just an old granny horse that her owners are now pinching pennies off of gachafags for money.

>>531140263
Its either in the OP or rentry

Do you think it's really worth it to pay $2 million for a horse because it was created by the semen of Kitasan Black

They're selling colts for like $10k here I'm sure they'd have a shot at Japanese horse racing

that guy has 10gb of uma lewds dont listen to him

>her family can't win a single g1
>when you win a g1 with her she gets crazy possessive with you and instantly wants you married into the family
bros my penis isn't going to survive...

>>531140308
Based

>>531140204
it's the difference between paying for your child's education and your parent's retirement home

>>531139586
Yeah so if you change the FPS to 120 it speeds up by 4x. There is a mod out that ups the FPS to 240 and doesn't speed up the game, they've been using it on JP too and some streamers have used it and haven't been banned but I'm not chancing it.

>>531140195
>I get that, but damn it's getting real slow compared to the last thread.
brother last thread was peak burger hours
>Wasn't like this last week
yeah it turns out when a game blows up and peaks that generates a ton of discussion that slows down. there's still constant newfag questions a dozen times an hour but most people asked their dozens weeks ago and now are playing instead of asking

Uh bros, I just started the rerolling process and got this, and I still have 3 10 pulls left. The other SSRs weren't great but should I just pull one or two more times? I want to save rolls for Umas.

>>531139839
Thanks fucking god because fast threads are unbearable
If anything they're still WAY too fast
1-2 threads per day is more than enough

The Gold Ship knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the Gold Ship from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the Gold Ship is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the Gold Ship must also know where it was. The Gold Ship guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the Gold Ship has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.

>>531137405
cute haircut

>>531137658
Eishin Flash
I've been fapping to her for a few years now and I'm happy that I'll get a chance to roll her in the future

>>531140353
When (you) say it like that, do we also get to fuck her mom and sisters?

>>531140353
Sex
>>531140443
German Sex

How do I lock Fine Motion inside her fucking stable (Wit)? I swear to god I saw her there in May and she hasn't been there again until January.

>>531140342
Make a horse streamer. You'll make your investment back within a year. trust

>>531140057
ryan's tits are decently sized though. not cow udders but they're above the average of the cast

>>531140308
As you should

>>531140379
>rerolling before kitasan banner
oh boy

>>531140342
Kita at his lowest price with a hag mare made a colt that won the Derby this year.
So yeah, owners are willing to roll that gacha.

would you use an sr card with bad skills over an r card with good skills?
i can imagine getting my skills fucked by that card

>>531139839
I expect slower threads by the end of the month

bros I need help deciding which banner to roll on. I want to roll for Teio Rojo since I like her but don't have her yet. I love McQueen but I already have her. But there's a good chance I roll her alt on the same banner.
But I also want Wedding Mayano Top Gun since she's cute. However, it's easy to get her regular 2 star version...
Rolling for Mayano means I'll have to wait for a selector ticket or for Teio's festival alt
Which banner should I roll on?

>>531140420
Holy Fvark those cute buds

>>531140379
If you started at launch that would be a keeper but at this point I would wait until 7/16 and just reroll when Kitasean Negro comes out.

>>531140353
Satono sex

>>531140580
Based

>>531140420
>gloomy girl
>shaves
I DO NOT LIKE THIS

Any /vg/ clubs have a spot open up? 15m fans

>>531140379
dont listen to the fags thats good

>>531140527
I rerolled for Bourbon. I cared more about getting my favorite hons than I do about a meta card

>>531140568
>Rolling for Mayano means I'll have to wait for a selector ticket or for Teio's festival alt
they could always spook you in the future

I kinda really like ryan...
Am i cooked?

>>531140515
I want to thrust into Almond Eye's boobs

All in all, the URA Finale is pretty easy once you have some sparks and know what you're doing. It feels like forever ago since I last lost a run.

Any luckchads ITT sub 20k carats going to roll Kitasan with me?

>>531140046
it's a crime against humanity that we can't get her casual outfit to use anytime, it's too cute...

>>531140106
proof?

>>531140568
nice feet

When can I roll for this cutie?

>>531140749
it's 2025, it's ok to be gay

>>531140673
Good for (you). I bet you're swimming in A rank bourbons right now because you really like her huh?

>>531140342
human sperm banks pay top dollar based on your level of education so yes people are willing to pay more because of sperm came from someone/something that achieved something

Spica trainer should be investigated for running all his umas into the ground.

Do 3* sparks get easier to make after updates?

>>531140580
Is this a manlet?

>>531140776
sup

>>531140568
Who gets your dick harder?

>>531140857
only if you were struggling to consistently clear at 600/600/600

>>531140808
Yes

Tickets don't expire in this game do they?

>>531140780
This. One of my favorite Uma figures is Rice in her casual outfit

>>531140130
damn, respect anon
how did you build her to manage that?

what are limited stories and did i were there other ones i missed by not reading them?

>>531140776
Yeah me
>>531140020
You have to work hard to get your mommyplay, trainer

>>531140776
I'm not a meta slave so I'll just roll with whatever I earn during the banner.

>>531140645
she asian, she doesnt need to shave

The club I was in just imploded do any of the high ranked ones here have room? I have 21.5m fans

>>531140789
I think I prefer pictures of actual horses more than anime girls now.

How did she know that I'm into fat bitches? She really is trying her best to win me over

>>531141017
I've seen asian women with bushes before. Idk what you're trying to say.

>>531141031
>imploding club already
uh oh, what happened

Cheval grand

this took more than what i expected and god i lost 8 clocks because she lost the finals 7 TIMES

>>531139825
>I bet I can beat her in a fi-

i think this uma knows something

>>531140857
there are events in the future that include the ability to permanently increase the sparks on your existing legacies (still 3 stars max) in the future, so if something is almost perfect save it.
really though people are obsessing over it right now just because they have 0. Once you have 2 or 3 it stops being something you rage about when a run doesn't give you one, and starts being something you go "oh nice I got one" when one randomly shows up.

>>531140665
/uma/ club has 2 spots

>>531140789
JP got her around 6 months after release so probably 3 months for us. So October.

>>531140741
I suppose I can wait for a spook. I just don't think my luck is good enough for it but if I roll on Mayano banner then there are 2 Teios I can get.
>>531140903
Mayano Top Gun is sexier but my favorite umas aren't necessarily the ones I find the sexiest

>>531140776
yea, I need support cards anyway, but I'm honestly going to drop like $100 because I'm an addict

>>531135650
eel pasta condor...

>>531141095
I don't know it was just a random one I joined

>>531138998
congrats

>>531141054
they're very cute

I think that I should have sex with nice nature.

>>531140046
lost in a vicious battle

>>531141080
those are atypical

>>531141181
>my favorite umas aren't necessarily the ones I find the sexiest
Are (you) ok? This sentence doesn't make sense.

>>531141123
>They're going to turn me into WHAT!?

I like the umas, but I still don't like horses.
I pet one once and it was hard as a rock. Kinda scary.

The three best songs in the entire franchise are "Umapyoi Densetsu", "Stay on Course" and "Ready!! Steady!! Derby!!". Prove me wrong.

holy shit its Tachyon's daughter

>>531141152
Looked for that one but nothing shows up

I don’t like Suzuki’s voice

>>531141284
damn who segregated the honse beach

Which Uma would be most devastated if you moved on after you finished training her?

Stop posting almond eye please...!
I can't handle the wait for her

>>531141181
>Mayano Top Gun is sexier
Based

>>531141076
doing adult things with Mayano!

>>531141149
Could you please me more clear on what "the future" even means? If its only a thing because it got released last week on JP it means jack shit, but if it was something like late Y1 most people would be better just waiting for it since we're sped up.

should I do a Biwa or a Tachyon career?

>>531141320
daiwa scarlet?

>team trial gave me 3 carats
What the fuck? Give me 2 carats more you fuckers this is triggering my autism

>>531140081
Gonna be a while

>>531141320
brother don't google how many kids Tachyon has, if anything it's surprising when one of them isn't in her family tree
>>531141375
it's a recurring event that happened to start again last week but you'll get a chance Y1 iirc

When's the earliest event we get an uncap crystal? I browsed through tora and it seems like there's only crystal fragments and you need like 20 of it to make one.

>>531141386
Biwa. Tachyon is annoying with her constant mood-downs

>>531141372
ToT
damn sexy mesugaki

>>531141364
Never

>>531139484
>

>>531141434
You need to win 4 more 3 carats, good luck.

>>531140967
Medium rank C (4* + 6* from legacy)
Around 800+ Speed at the time of the race (5 speed card and Creek)
Maestro and Thunderbolt Step helped too

>>531139484
that's cap

>>531141434
That explains it.

>>531140665
join /uma/dachi, it was created just a few hours ago

>>531141581
fatty

>>531139841
This is honestly disgusting so far.

>>531141581
fat fuck

>>531141581
that's normal weight for a horse

>>531141294
https://youtu.be/ybQ_ObZ9BaA

The fuck? Is that really an Umamusume song?

>just started the game a few days ago, only team rank d1
>trials
>everybody i go against has speed 1100-1200 with nothing else and shit skills
>winning constantly even against people 2-3000 rating higher, winning against a full grade up because its all in speed and doesnt mean shit since they never finish the race

>>531141486
Maybe 6 months with the accelerated schedule

>>531141581
umas for this feel?

>>531141654
i think clubs made that recently wont get any rewards for the month

>>531140789
horses wearing blankets are always funny

>>531141320
all me

>>531141637
Thanks nonny, could you show your deck too? I also only have pasa/urara for dirt

>>531141694
>anon blown away by how diverse idol songs can be

So far King Halo is my favorite career story by far....

>do a 50% training session
>horse girl is literally quiet because the friend support training triggered
>at this moment I can't tell if it failed or not
>???
>SUCESS
This most gut wrenching shit I've felt playing a gacha game. This felt way better than playing actual slots

>>531141581
that's like half of an american he's fine

is the 1200 stat cap universal or do different careers have different stat caps? if future careers have better stat caps, why would you ever go back to URA?

wew

>See cute girl in loading screen
>20 minutes later figure out which one it was
>Not in the game yet
>Probably won't be out for ages
Bastards

>>531139839
>slow
We are still the fastest thread on /vg/ thoughbeit.

>>531141872
It’s funny how obsessed SEAtards are with Americans

>>531141031
if you haven't left that one yet you should do it now there's a 24 hour cooldown before you can join a new one and you have to be in it for 14 days before the end of the month to get the rewards

>>531141279
My favorite umas are Suzuka and McQueen. After the anime and their career mode I find them very charming. They are adorable and I want to protect them. I find their femininity beautiful and would want to marry them.
However, in terms of sex appeal I only find lolis or big breasted women sexy (sometimes)- tall flatties aren't on the top of my sexy list.
In terms of pure sex appeal Mayano Top Cun wins- maybe she would become my favorite if I rolled her and played her career. But I don't know enough about her at the moment
>>531141365
intense horse breeding session...

>>531141707
McQuarterpounder

>>531141876
Which uma is the bounciest?

>>531141876
god damn look at those stats

>>531141745
she has no right to be this fucking sexy

>>531141294
Extremely good taste.

>>531141929
dont care didnt ask not the point shut up
>>531141932
>haha americans are FAT
>SHUT UP YOU FUCKING SEARTARD
might wanna take your meds, you're awfully obsessed with seatards

>>531141807
Are we becoming gambling addicts?

>>531141875
It will be the stat cap for the next few scenarios at the very least.
You will still want to do URA if you are autistically farming inheritances because of the URA inheritance significantly increasing Speed + Stamina when it procs.

>>531142001
mcqueen

>>531141872
kek

>>531142001
The bounce on Taiki is very satisfying to look at.

>Brown COLT
wtf they can just name him like that

>>531141581
God why are horses so fucking JACKED? They just eat grass and run around a little bit a day. That's all they do at most and pack on HUGE amount of gains with hardly any effort. Meanwhile ningen have to bust their ass off at the gym for pathetically tiny bit of gains without resorting to steroid use.

Finally have a 9* spark from milk mommy

Why is my UI yellow? I'm scared

If you aren't finished friendshipmaxxing by the end of the 1st year, your run is bricked

SEEEEXXX

>>531141687
that's on the heavier side, actually

I don't understand Tachyon's kit, you're never going to trigger your debuffs at the front

>>531142225
*cums*

Becoming sex with Teio

>>531141872
>he

>400 million yen
>Almost 3 million dollerydoos
Jesus christ Kitasan.

>>531142267
>Average horse weight for a 160-170 cm adult horse is estimated at around 1102-1323 lbs (500-600 kg)
It's on the lower end

latefags can go join here, it was made before the 15th so ranking rewards will still be given

>>531142325
if thats a mare post a closeup of her pussy

>>531142160
i think it changes for every uma

>>531142209
I want to poke that tummy.
There needs to be more slightly chubby McQueen art

>>531141875
later careers have higher caps but it's not like an instant jump, 1200 stays for a few more.
URA is great for new players so in the future new players will play it. It's also just gameplay variety and story variety. I think MANT career is still 1200, but a strong run in MANT lasts like twice as long as a strong run in URA so a lot of people will prefer playing URA.

>>531141676
Why am I allowed to play her like this

>>531141979
You would love her career, she is absolutely the perfect daughter-wife material

best position for golshi?

Would you buy a babby hors for 2.8 mil?

>>531142326
It's like how the old saying goes, once you go black...

>>531142517
Reverse cowgirl

>>531142517
missionary

>>531142326
Remember where you came from.

.......I get it now

>>531142389
nyo, just look up Resistencia

>>531142123
they hold up all that weight on 4 tiny little sticks. Fat people that aren't bedridden are usually ripped under the layers of fat too, not that it helps them because they're so fat.

>>531138753
I would sleep with them for free tho

I may not be the main character, but even side jobbers like me will have my own horse girl!

uh can i get this on summer with rainbow please????

>>531142517
amazon position

best RACING position for golshi?

Does King Halo get sand in her face before every single story race? Because holy shit this is stupid

Nerfed rewards incoming

>>531142517
Amazon press or loving missionary. No in betweens.

>>531142180
twin sexo...

>>531142517
Lotus

>>531142149
Congrats

Which horse is an advocate for love and peace?

>>531142708
the free ride is over goy

>>531142467
guess I'll have to try building her differently too, but is it cheating if first I want to make her the most powerful?

>>531142052
>becoming

>>531142708
You mean nerfed point requirements
The game has picked up far more casuals
Even 290k points is going to be too much for an event card

can the shit poster leave already for another fotm thank you

>lose 8%
>lose 10% back to back
>king halo
i should just leave right now right?

>>531141581
>>531141707

>>531142815
SHUT UP, LET THAT ANON COOK

>>531142853
noooooooooooooo my bakushin isnt fat like that

Is there a way to play only with the keyboard?

>>531142487
>daughter-wife material
That does sound right up my alley... I'm going to save for her wedding alt then