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Tamamo's body just isn't competitive enough

Moar liek Yamato Nakadashi

DOTO!!

???

>>543502950
>19 yearsof sex work
HOLY FUCK

>>543502975
More like waiting to be pushed (down a flight of stairs (put out of her misery)

Grey umas rulez!

I'm serious guys, there's this weirdly familiar uma at Tracen...

Running URA again?

uuuuuuu umadacchi
uuuuuuu umawife umawife

>>543502975
SOON!!

>>543502921
These eyes are all kinds of fucked up. I'd rather take slop than whatever shit it is

>>543503036
>Pace chaser Maru
Holy SOVL

When is Shinko Windy

>>543502950
But can she compete with the best of the golden generation

>>543503293
whats the percent mean
graded winners?

King Halo looks like that one slut from Idolmaster

>>543502921
Grass Wonder, your ass is too American. Gluttony is a sin.

both Urara and Suzuka died a virgin

>>543503407
No she doesn't

>>543503432
Rice too

I will also die a virgin.

>>543503485
Curren Chan....

>>543503092
Succubi cannot feal fear

>>543503432
THEY'RE LITERALLY ME

w-wait a min..

>>543503485
Smart Falcon...

>>543503113
Gray umas get a sick theme song too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W4BigfkEUM

come on anons, we are in 2025. There are easy ways to get rid of your v card

SEX WITH FILLIES

>>543502868 (OP)
cute!

DID YOU KNOW THAT IN OOMAHMOOSOOMAY NISHINO FLOWER WAS NOT IN THE ANIMATIONS BECAUSE SHE WOULD BE TOO SEXY?
LIKE SHARE AND SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE FUN FACTS HANSHINGAMERSXXX SIGNING OUT

>>543503594
radical

>>543503619
Bubblyland is open! Just ask for spe’s mom

>>543503485
Dancho...

>>543503641
>kita
>dia
Fuck off?

The grays fear the dark horse

Gold Ship (forma no hat) looks like that one slut from Idolmaster

>>543503594
This series was cute. I like the festival episode where Ogurin eats a lot of food.

Kitasan...Brown

there is no uma named machico

My hot springs cherry is being popped....

>>543503756
I susbscribe for more juvenile fillies info

>>543502868 (OP)
ONEGAI DANCHOU
THE FLATLINERS
PLEASE DO SOMETHING

>>543503962
Same, but the BNW episode was great too

>>543504016
Curren stole mine

Be careful not to devour the trainer

>>543503876
I would like to use the wheelchair too

>>543504070
i already took a screenshot you dont have to take another

>>543504034
Yeah Mambo danchou should purge them. Espcially the one below. Thats the second month flatlining

>>543504160
you cropped yours too much

>>543504008
There will be a horse named Machico someday, then who knows...

>>543503348
>onii-sama is in danger!

>>543503874
>looks like that one slut from Idolmaster
your favorite uma is loosely inspired by at least one idolmaster. Haruka is the Eclipse of idol anime protagonists

>gemini
>can't hit target stamina with decent speed
>leo
>can't hit target speed with decent stamina

>>543504160
Me too idk why you took one also lol..

>>543504262
Damn...Golshi had to watch Point Flag give Stego a purple nurple...

>>543504136
she tried

>>543504212
nah

why can't the umas run in their casual clothing

hmmm... spend my paycheck on doto.... or spend my paycheck on doto....

>>543504034
is it going to drop down a reward tier? no? then fuck off.

FAT FUCK LOVE

>>543504457
Send in the reinforcements!

fat fuck HATE

>>543504457
The US goverment gives BILLIONS to useless, violent niggers and ZERO to Doto's new home

FUCK FATS

>>543504457
>waiting exactly until its doto time to start a donation campaign
the saw the 50 ton of rye grass donated to Urara and now want a piece of that pie
bit scummy desu

>>543504457
are they...yknow...trying to like...uhhh,...get money?

I know all you /mjg/ whores are in this thread
Do your careers... or else...

Do parfaits even do anything in TT? I swear my results are the same with or without them.

>>543503756
A little filly in bloomers...why is my cock reacting to this...

>>543503036
Isn't base Maru way stronger as a pace chaser?

>>543503641
>middle schooler

>>543504670
I already hit 3x of the monthly club quota, leave me alone nyagger.

>>543504635
just seems like a smart decision if they want the most attention for donations.

>>543504635
Yeah fuck those guys for wanting to use their horse’s newfound popularity to try and secure a better future for him and all the other animals on the farm. Greedy scum.

>>543504809
I want to umapyoi umapyoi with this middle schooler if you catch my drift

I just lost to this

>>543504917
Don't put my Rice with these children you disgusting pedo.

Mare *sniiiiiiiiif* pussy

>>543504974
I lose to Creek often but you don't see me bragging about it

I love fillies

>>543504457
I'll donate if it's legitimate. Can't trust these americunts .

Any umas here?

>>543504034
What website is this?

>>543504974
Creek broke into my house and crushed my pelvis into a fine powder with the consistency of sand, but you don’t hear me complaining about it.

>>543504457
if she croaks this year im blaming you

>>543505135
>he doesn't know
>he doesn't even know about not consenting

>>543504457
SOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HERE PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY
YOU WILL PULL FOR DOTO AND DONATE TO DOTO

>>543504983
Rice is also underage you fucking freak!

>>543504815
WE HAVE A QUOTA?

>>543505117
shut up fat fuck

>>543505135
We post it DAILY.

>>543505190
was stay gold violent too?

>>543505190
>panel 1 left to right
>panel 2 left to right
>panel 3 right to left
>panel 4 right to left
???

>>543505345
He liked biting tails

Can I post something?

>>543505062
https://x.com/tarutaru_mage/status/1980564941536100521

>>543504917
the way sweep looks at me...
makes me weak in the knees...

>>543505264
Some danchous in /uma/ dont post quota to appear chill but will kick you at the start of the month and invite people from discord to replace you

>>543505061
Holy SEXO

>>543505417
Cute Gyarus will rule the planet!
>>543505431
Nyo.

>>543505487
The way the clipping looks make her finger look really big

Cow

>>543504635
They won't have another chance like this to get money. I'd have gone a step further and offer something like a strand of doto's hair to 1 lucky winner that donates, to fully take advantage of gambling addicted gacha players

>>543505552
the frenchie is still there so I doubt it

>>543505431
Nope, not today... Ask for permission tomorrow and it might change.

>>543505232
she died a virgin, so 処女膜 (Shojo maku)?

>>543505345
You know that time Spe was crying cause she lost the race?
In real life, the horse was hurt cause SteGo bit his tail
He also traumatized NTR to the point of not being able to race for months

Why is she so SMALL

>>543504974
>anon learns the importance of wit

>>543505231
he cute

>>543505645
ruined...

Why are people suddenly quitting? I checked club chat and someone just posted that they're quitting.

>>543505802
because it is sexually arousing to some people

is my pace maya gonna die to nigger debuffers?

Danchou, I am sick and tired of you not getting millions of fans on daily basis. I want my S rank you FUCK.

>>543505695
Don't look at me like that Belno...

You will roll for Shinko Windy.

That's going to have to be good enough because I simply do not feel like doing another S.Maru run.

>>543505449
why do they have horses if they can't take care of them
they should get a real job

>>543505802
little boy

Smol umas best umas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGaKLi4KqZw

>>543505125
>answers
>"3rd place"
>hangs up

>>543505863
this

>>543505906
But... that's their real job..?

Does she know she can have one too
All she has to do is ask

>>543505853
>to SOME people
the majority of mean isn't just "some". guys want something to PROTECT, to care for, meaning that girls smaller than themselves have a huge advantage. guys that like woman equally or bigger than themselves are outlier, they aren't the majority no matter how much you wanna be in denial over it, manlet/womanlet/trannylet
and no this isn't about "HUR DUR PEDOPHILIA" but petite woman which are a thing you faggot.

ummm... smarubros...? our responses?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8szpnHyoFFg

>>543505832
mindbroken

>>543506007
jesse what the fuck are you talking about

>>543505861
>is my pace maya going to die to nigger debuffers?

>>543505135
chronogenesis.net

>>543505885
maybe I will maybe I won't

>>543505669
Sex~

Is there ever a good Air Groove trainee? Is there even another one after wedding?

>>543506139
THATS MY WIFE DELETE THIS

>>543506002
it's clearly not a sustainable model

>>543505885
I see fuzzy hair I press like, simple as.
>>543505972
STOP ATTACKING M

>>543505949
>opens videos
>skips to the end

just fuck my shit up

>>543506007
Ok nonce keep coping

>>543506139
post more

>>543505972
Is your heart ready to take her call, while trying to pick up sounds in the background

>>543503393
Succesful breeding rate, as in how many mares they actually impregnated

>>543505832
Waiting for new scenario, soul destroyed by CM or perhaps just burnout from the game. I'm interested to see how much the new scenario will bring new people or retention back to the game.

>>543506065
It sucks, they didn't even bother to meet quota and chose to quit this late in. We've got like 2 flatliners and a guy who just quit. I am worried we won't keep S at this rate

>host room
>TWO people join with a single sMaru each
fucking hell

If you don't have this title, she's NOT your Suzuwife

>>543506280
oh lmao

>>543506007
lol pedo melty
you are brown I bet

>>543505832
be more likeable

>>543506173
Nyope, Wedding Groove is the last alt she got.

in retrospect i am fine i did not get mlb kitasan
i dont wanna use a single speed card irrespective what skills they carry

>>543506273
She shouldn't call me on speaker while driving. Its dangerous and the car noises are distracting.

>>543506007
Bro what are you even on about.

>>543506102
nyes
she barely survives with 1 heal proc

>>543506407
It's Air Groover....

Why are the movies so weird? I watched Beginning of a New Era and Pokke acts like a rape victim, also it deserved to be its own season

>>543506139
Licking up that sweat

>>543506173
No, but her wedding alt gets buffed later on at least

pls rember that wen u feel sad or brickded
never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy

wen spirits are lowto alway rember happy doto

>>543506216
nothing to nishishi about...
I never watched amagami what context could there even be to this scene
SURELY its a H scene in the game

>>543506575
What "movies"? There is only ONE (singular, 1) movie.

meyco dodo =3

>>543505802
IRL SteGo was pretty short for a stallion.

CRINGE GAYLO

>>543506640
RTTT was also compiled into a movie, no?

>>543505564
Is this contraption the UmaDickSuckerSimulator2000?

>>543505949
>H88
Lewd

>>543505949
Light Hello's breedable hips...

>>543505345
he tried to bite spe mid-race
he almost killed NTR and his jockey mid-race

>>543506630
>SURELY its a H scene in the PS2 console video game game that was later re-released on the PSVita
Yes, SURELY it must be!
>what context could there even be
Horny Teens. That's literally it.
>>543506718
No, never was. It's a 4 episodes based "ONA" that aired over time.

I am a fat ugly basatd. Grok, which uma musume is for me?

>>543506665
meido dodo

>>543505802
the character heights are loosely based on how big the IRL horses were. Stay Gold and Narita Taishin are tiny because they were both small IRL

>>543506007
Settle down, okay?

Digitan LOVE

>>543506746
Yes it was used on everyone in global to extract their account information

This artist made me love Spe (i like her already but his stuffs made me love Spe even more)

>>543506912
Smart falcon

Should I go double Dominator+S.Maru?

>>543506007
I get where you're coming from but I want taller uma girls

>>543506961
>not covering her with an umbrella
bad trainer

>>543506301
I think the new scenario is going to hurt the game. The new mechanics are really weird and Riko's a huge boost to stats for it. A lot of people are going to struggle without it because of the weird team battle mechanic. Riko and Scenario cards are good because they take away teamslots allowing you to rely on the rest of your deck early on and then when the game needs more teammates they'll give you teammates with stats tied to your best uma. It's a real gamechanger.
>>543506402
I'm not danchou.

AAAAAAAARGGGHHHHH IM GOING INSANE DO I SPARK FOR DOTO OR DIGITAN?!?!?!?!?!

What would Red Hare be like as an Uma?

>>543506883
pretty sure there was a compilation film version made after

>>543506842
there needs to be a chibi or tanuki version of this

>>543506912
Thought for 2m 37sBased on your self-description, I'd say Oguri Cap is the Uma Musume for you. She's a hardworking horse girl from the countryside with an absolutely legendary appetite—she's infamous for devouring massive amounts of food like an entire pot of rice in seconds, which lines up with the "fat" vibe in a fun, gluttonous way. Despite starting out with weak legs and feeling like her racing talent is a total miracle, she's clumsy, earnest, and doesn't let her quirks hold her back, making her a solid match for someone owning their "ugly bastard" energy with zero pretenses. Plus, she's got that long gray hair and blue-eyed sailor outfit look going on, but her personality is all about grinding through the odds—just like a true bastard would. If you're into manga, check out Cinderella Gray where she's the protagonist for more of her story.

>>543507048
>No other front in the race
>lose
>another front beats you to angling
>lose

>>543507186
Whichever one you love more

>>543507186
>spark
just roll her on the 50 carat daily
its that easy

>>543506980
didn't this artist draw the trainer with grass too? is he into two-timing?

>>543505949
76 is the childbearing range cutoff

>During the stream, I forgot to close the zipper on the back of my clothes. I tried to lift it up with my tail, but... it was impossible
Does this mean uma musume tails are more prehensile than we thought? Are tail hugs possible after all?

>>543506040
ok, now post one where fronts proc groundwork

I wish there was an option to join Goodbye Halo's side and trash talk King throughout her career. Losers don't deserve to be winners, not even in fanfic what-if gachas.

>>543507186
you just need 2 rolls bwo

>>543505949
>Opera and Cheval
>80cm
hell yea

i started playing umamusume as soon as i started balding

>>543507142
But 33% WR already showed us how to play the scenario with 3 speed card 2 wit card 1 riko and get like 1200 speed 600 stamina 900 pow 400 guts 1000 wit while doing some non optimal clicking since he's avoiding the purple glows

I've procrastinated my borrow runs all day but I really want to jack off
odds I speedrun parent runs
evens sorry danchud...

>>543507186
>can't even roll doto or comprimise digitan and kitasan funds
sad world

>>543506832
>>543506945
It's funny how they'll adapt everything faithfully except the actual asshole horses
Tamamo Cross was a menace

GOTTA GO FAST
GOTTA GO FAST
FASTER FASTER FASTER

Oh, you won Meek? What's that I hear? Is it, a ringing sound?

>>543507627
Why can't you jack off to your run?
Are you not appealed by your uma?!?!

>>543505949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXptN7qFKuo

>check JP gametora
>start reading on evolutions
some of these are broken uhhhh why is no one talking about these for the future, or are they that far away from being implemented

Stop smoking, torena-san!

>>543507075
denied

I joined a bunch of public lobbies and all the broken whale umas use Tazuna
wtf bros you guys told me she was useless, is Riko going to be the same thing for Aoharu?

>>543506832
>he almost killed NTR and his jockey mid-race
REAL?

>>543507820
Took like 2-3 years.

>2nd
>clock it
>16th
>clock it
>1st

>>543507919
Pal cards are the new meta

>>543507853
I will NOT be denied
Cygames
Yakuza
They won't stop me...

>>543507930
ah, does it get confusing later on? regarding the size of the roster with their unique skills + evolutions? it seems overwhelming somewhat

>>543508012
I like to call him "Potatoes"

>>543508013
>Spend the whole run fiucking Aoi, Tazuna, and Riko
>Somehow end up with a super uma
Explain

>>543507424
>umas can give you a tail job
Imagine

>>543507925
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GxoQEb1gaCY

>>543508013
>SSRs vs SRs

>>543508165
Having less umas in your support deck gives you less team members in aoharu (this is a good thing)

>>543507787
Damn Biwa has huge ears

>>543508142
It's pretty straightforward, they let you see the condition to acquire evolution skills in the enhancement menu.

>>543508012
are there any big international races in England like L'arc?

He may have been a violent asshole who cursed the Earth with his bloodline but Stay Gold's last race was amazing

>>543508316
>Unity Cup!
>But you have to have Unity with a bunch of shitter umas.

damn. almost.

>>543507919
Tazuna is strong for whales, not so much if you dont have great supports.

>>543508375
>cursed
*blessed

>>543507787
Rice is the biggest

>>543507850
but I don't...

>>543508348
Royal Askot, maybe?

>>543508348
The Epsom Derby is one of the most prestigious ones in general iirc

>random drive-by support cards block your event chains from finishing
>it's shitty events like 15 skill points

>>543508348
Sure

>>543508178
jesus christ, surely you get disqualified for this?

>>543507713
it's either autistically close to irl or the total opposite

>>543503293
king sexo

>>543507713
They understandably don't want people to hate the characters by making them too assholish, but some of it comes from the horse owners themselves. I know one top stable is generally opposed to their horses being portrayed negatively at all, while another is more than happy for Cygames to do it.

>>543506575
>Pokke acts like a rape victim
because she did get raped

>>543508587
cute stego wife

>>543507919
tazuna is only as good as your deck is
which for most, not very much

>>543508642
Damn even Draftkings got into horse racing

>>543508165
they all love Narita Top Road!

>>543508689
YOU SUCK POTOOOOOOOO

>>543508642
>Dirt race 2nd in ratings
WERE SO BACK

>>543508587
What did she stand on to reach the tie?

>>543508728
>1 week later

>>543508642
Danon Decile jobbed hard at international stakes this year by the way
>>543508651
yes, he got DQ'd

!!!
https://youtu.be/LffCpYKtBTM

>>543508728
Bucket could have walked away at any point, but decided to enjoy her leg massage.

>>543508651
He was

>>543508728
>it's a pleasure, Cum Bucket-kun
why is tachyon like this?

Taiki has the best uma tits in my opinion

>>543508348
The Grand National

>>543506314
Umaooo?

>>543506575
Anime Scarlet looks so derpy. Also her twintails are often drawn so jankily, far cry from her fabulous 3D model

>>543508972
Hmm, can you post some examples?

>>543508504
YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How good is "It's On!" for Summer Spe?

>>543508703
>one top stable is generally opposed to their horses being portrayed negatively at all
Sunday Racing
>while another is more than happy for Cygames to do it
North Hills
the brothers that own North Hills are best friends with Fujita so it makes sense that they're given carte blanche

>>543508972
a tie with Doto

>worrying about club ranking
relax pedro just pick up another shift

>>543508728
if their racewear and behaviour are somewhat taken from their jockeys, why is Tachyon like this?

>>543508728
Imagine Tackyon restraining Jungle and using a vibrator on her until shes exhausted to test her endurance

>>543509191
>why is Tachyon like this?
first gen uma

>>543508548
bigger is better

Umamusume it's a family game

>>543508876
Poketaki is based and I'm tired of pretending it isn't just because it's popular

>>543508703
Yes that’s Sunday Racing. It’s why Donna’s and especially Orfe’s campaign felt really watered down and played safe which was really disappointing. Gran and Chrono’s were pretty good though so they seemed to lax a bit on the later ones but we’ll see with Buena and Lilac when they come out too. Northern farms said fuck it go crazy and that’s how we got campaign’s like SiL’s in comparison kek

>>543507235
There is shitty compilation films of ENTIRE anime seasons as well, that doesn't mean I count S1 of a show as a movie. RTTT was released online in a 4 episode format, and the downloadable releases mirror this. It's as much a movie as certain US cartoons.

I just found out that Fujita bought Flightline's foal. With this and Forever Young the "Uma Musume Guy" might be singlehandedly revolutionize Japanese dirt racing.

>>543509109
Doto was always bigger

I WILL get spooked by Seiun Sky while rolling Doto

>>543508728
How could she disrespect Bukke like that?

>>543509276
God bless the artists that draw things like this!

>>543509432
*North Hills Farm my bad

>>543509358
From what I know, isn't it just the Kamen Rider Build duo but as horse girls?

Dantsu love
Dantsu wife

>>543507424
>ackually the tail is like a cat or a monkey and not like a horse at all
sounds to me that who ever wrote this never seen a horse IRL and how short their tails really are

Does Healer Grass's unique work for pace? It requires 5th or lower position right?

>

>>543509437
I haven't watched BoANE yet why does Pokke turn into a homunculus

If I marry Rudolf do I also get Teio as a bonus?

Place your bets

>>543505231
chat, is this real?

>>543509876
5th or worse, so no

>>543509358
TRUTHNUKE

My trainee is not going to refuse my advances because of the implication.

>>543510051
AGEMASEN

I'm in despair...da

>>543508175
I can and I will

>>543510051
Dupe McQueen

>>543510051
'

>>543509946
just an stylistic animation choice

>>543510051
I'm in a big tits mood so Taiki

>>543510112
>>543510153
>>543510180
>>543510243
It was the Chief Lesbian herself!

I have to wait almost a week to use the SSR ticket since I want to do the paid half anniversary scamcha before to potentially avoid a dupe

>>543509432
>all the sunday umas have the yellow + red racing silk colors incorporated somewhere in their design especially the red X
Neat detail

>>543507424
imagine the possibilities

>>543510051
Maruzensky

I'm going to rape Silence Suzuka.

>>543510296
Fuggg she's so hot

>>543510467
I'm going to beat her up first.

>>543510467
get in line

>>543509843
So Tachyon's trainer is a guinea pig, Dantsu's trainer is a rat, and what is Cafe's? A ghost?

>>543510051
Rudolf

>Slaps Top road's ass
What are you gonna do about it trainer?

>>543510307
half anni is not a selector

>>543509015
/uma/club

I'm going to silence Rape Suzuka.

>>543510467
she's the one doing the rape

Would you still like Smart Falcon if she had large breasts?

DOTO! I SUMMON THEE!

>>543510568
>Apple Red
>Blood Red
>????

Kitasex Black

>>543510572
*rapes you*

>>543510568
If these are red umas then it’s missing neicha and loves only (you)

>>543510646
The intelligent avian is perfect as she is

>>543510646
Only if they're perfectly circular

>>543510467
tough luck buddy

>>543510646
I hate her. She’s caused most of my CM losses

>>543510834
Pitasan

>>543510065
Isn't it 4th or lower?
>order_rate>=40

>>543510572
What you want me to do

>>543510748
Lesbian Red

I agree with him, I feel like doing Uma dailies is bad for my health.

>>543510587
I'm aware and was talking about the banner for the random 3* ten pull, but realised both of these are random anyways so what I said makes no sense. My single neutron did not fire off.

I like when El Condor Pasa goes “desu”
She is a very cute girl.

>>543506106
Thanks lad

>We have umas that are dual purpose A turf B dirt
>No umas that are dual purpose B turn A dirt
?

>>543506314
>>543510619
>worried we won’t keep S
this HAS to be your first month in the club right? Last month 8 to 10 members didn’t even reach the minimum and the club got S. 3 is nothing. The rest are doing from good to amazing. Keep your chin up anon!

>>543510972
Oh my bad, yeah it's p4 - 9. That's usually around the back of the pace chaser pack, don't think it's where you want to be.

>>543509494
it's a real tits you can see vs tits that you can't see situation. Taiki proudly has her Taiki's out on display.

>>543511009
I think he's a pussy and you too

>>543511120
We'll get A A soon no need for that B

>>543511048
Its okay, we all act retarded sometimes.

>>543510082
I want to make a scarf out of that hair!

>>543511162
Doto will do it too once I get her onsen ticket

>saw someone with "Symboli Rudolf expert" title in TT
is this even possible without botting right now?

I joined a club posted here and we're not even close to A :( I got baited.

>>543511352
Yeah, pretty easily if you've been doing fan runs since the game released

I finally did it...

Why is Teio like this?

>>543504034
Don't worry it's funnier when I kick them 1 day before the month ends

>>543509432
Well understandable because Cygames lost their horses license once (Orfe and Buena were actually part of initial Uma cast), and only able to get it again after Uma became giga popular. Gotta play it safe... Now let's see if they cand do the same with Kaneko...

>>543509946
old school joke, because this is made by and aimed at ojiisans

>>543511470
Serves you right for joining a club of slackers, Mayachi!

>>543511323
rooting for you!

When doto?

>>543511674
7 hours

>>543510296
That is your wife retard.

If my front fail to get groundwork, should I still get the starting greens or get more speed/accel skills

>>543511470
Mayachi........

>>543508703
>They understandably don't want people to hate the characters by making them too assholish
But assholes (characters) are fun.

>>543508868
Americans dont run turf so they mostly produce dirt horses, Japan doesnt care about dirt because they copied their brand of horse racing from Europe, where turf is prefered.

>>543511613
>Now let's see if they cand do the same with Kaneko...
God I wish, but he’s a stubborn one

>>543511812
If I don't get Groundwork I either try and make a parent out of the run or I just farm fans.

It's new day des!!

>>543511812
More midrace speed. My Maru with groundwork still gets overtaken sometimes by other Marus that didn't proc groundwork but had a metric fuckton of midrace skills

>>543511928
Why would you want a parent without groundwork?

yay! Bigdoriii!!1!! :DD

>>543511009
Huh, so they also start making alts with different affinities too?

>do all my daily races
>do all my TT races
>daily shop doesn't pop up even once
Not looking good for my ace runs

UUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
NEVER STOP GAMBLING UMADACCHIS

>>543511995
Because her grandparents will have it

I love the smell of fresh donations in the morning

you should train too, for your uma

>>543512036
I got a R Fuji Kiseki

>>543511812
I won Cancer plat with Seiun on a backup Tail Held High build. Groundwork failed to proc.

>>543512107
>used shoes
gross

>>543512080
All you did is lower your chance of getting groundwork by 10%. Good job.

>>543510296
THATS MY WIFE GOO SIR

>>543509191
Tachyon's insanity isnt from the jockey, the real horse was pretty docile on track but a bit of a menace back at the ranch but it is much more exaggerated in Uma to fit with the whole mad scientist theme.

>>543511009
who

I heard PoV skills are shit, is this true for maneuverability and positioning skills too?

>>543511928
>>543511964
I can slot in Hanshin, Sunny and Summer greens, or Focus/McQueen ult The View from the Lead is Mine.

Or throw in Intense Gaze/Murmur

>>543512176
THH fail to get this run.

>>543512036
I kneel

>>543512136
which umas are into skellies or twinks

>>543512036
You scammed me. Give me my 50 paid carats back.

Brushing Daiwa's long beautiful hair at the start of a new day always makes me happy.

>>543512442
Yo congrats on your Doto pull anon!

fondling Daiwa's big beautiful breasts at the start of a new day always makes me happy.

>>543512465
That's not where her ears are, you fucking retard.

>>543512136
Imma skelly, and based on character preference from other games, either the fatties or those that want to feed me lots.

Maybe Super Creek

>>543512329
yeah they're both shit unfortunately

I think my robot is defective

>>543512596
His heart was in the right place

>>543512653
looks like you forgot to update the firmware

>>543512653
Your clanker needs a software update.

>>543512687
ARDAN LOVE!

>>543512653
Disgusting fucking CLANKER CIS SCUM!

Remember: Curren is devilishly cute. Falco is pure.

>>543512596
Please don't say the r word.

never expected something like this kek

>>543512596
Are you sure?

>>543512036
EXPLODE

>>543512465
all this training will come handy for the inevitable irrumatio

>>543512036
>new!
Grim.
I got something decent

>>543512036
After the rerun is over and everyone have their own MLBs, people will be cleating kitasan at some point in the future...

>>543498193
Looping is like the most productive thing you can do once you have "good enough" aces for the next cm.

Proper looping of white sparks also has the side advantage of producing better and better grandparents for future cm aces because you can always get the cm situational stuff onto the direct parents. Like any 3* power/stam that lands even half the white sparks you were Looping for and has a good pink will last you a long time as a godly grandparent. It's way better than starting from scratch every other cm.

Dubi Dubi Dam Dam
Dubi Dubi Dam
Mambo
Dubi Dubi Dam Dam
Dubi Dubi Dam

No fillies!

>>543513128
atleast now it doesn't matter when I get unlucky during the rerun

MARE UMAS

>>543512136
That’s how you get raped

Can't stop thinking of gyarus

>>543513354
based

>>543513245
For me, it's the stallion umas.

>>543511917
Kaneko is old. Cygames time is running out. Even if his son turns out to be more open than his dad it'd leave a bad taste.

>skipping Summer Maru
>Rolling for my wife's girlfriend
Bless all of you who are rolling for my sweet Doto

10 whole minutes for one (1) TP is crazy

>>543513590
wild, even

getting triple tiara fucking sucks

>>543512136
Im trying anon, but im smol and eating 2600+ calories a day is hard...

>>543511156
Why do people quit and flatline, danchou?

>>543513691
Thst reminds me to do more Hishi Amazon runs since she's forced to run those shitty races.

>loeses 2 maiden races in a row in 8th place
>with fucking this
I'm sorry??

just fuck my shit up

wtf my food ;_;

>>543513741
cute morumotto

>>543513817
cute doggo

>>543512019
Yeppers.

>>543513354
I hate gyarus.

>>543513898
DUMB CHICKEN

What do we do with all these friend points?

Don't open

consider this honse

>>543514048
Impregnate

Be fat stinky and act retarded and no uma will rape you. It's that simple.

>>543511835
>>543511617
it was early in the month.. I thought the B rank was just the game not displaying an updated rank or something yet..

>>543514062
wait for skill hint books

>>543514062
We save them for this junk.

>>543510296
That's who I got with mine too.

>>543514258
Prime goo goo babies victim right here

>>543513354
good

>>543514258
Curren would

>accidentally putting a plushie of yet to be released Uma
Cykeks...

>>543514280
>>543514304
Are those hint books a permanent upgrade?

None of you guys had sex. Admit it.

>>543513846
just fuck my shit up part 2

I'm having sex (against my will) right now!!

>>543513839
Your trainee knows fewer skills than the competition. She would benefit from learning more.

>>543514493
Curren has no standards, that's why she has 10 boyfriends for each day of the week.

>>543514548
Wrong! I had sex in a soapland

>>543514548
Teio would say this

>>543513124
does anyone actually use the maya stam card? the low specialty priority and no initial friendship throws me off.

>>543514548
It feels like a very warm, wet, and tight hug

>>543514725
>>543514487
cute and wholesome

>>543513531
I skipped the summer sluts so I could get my wife's hug target.

>>543514539
yes

Finally
Now I can play the game

we were all born to die sir

>>543515234
I wish she had better skills

Matikane is less ugly with long hair.

>>543514539
Nyes