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Current Rate Up: Summer Maruzensky (Alt 3*), Summer Special Week (Alt 3*), Sweep Tosho (SSR), Winning Ticket (SSR)
10/14 - Summer Story event
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10/26 - Half Anniversary Part 1
10/30 - Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)
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10/7 - Legend Race vs NTR and Super Creek (Alt)
Early October - Tachyon's Factor Research
Late October - New training scenario
October: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m
November: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m
December: CM Mile (No debuffs) - Hanshin 1600m

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DOTO

>Missed a local G1 race
Why is it so fucking autistic to find out about these races?

I just want an MLB king halo already man, I feel like all my power woes will be solved with her

I just think she's cute.

you WOULD marry your oshi even if she was a christmas cake right?

>>542913634
RAPE

>>542913634
>Third Period
I didn't know girls can get more than one

>>542913634
>Dotou

>>542912227
What this >>542912892 anon said
If you look at the stats of both Demuro and Lemaire, they both were great in their home countries
Demuro probably left because Italian racing has been going down more and more over the years
It's hard to say why Lemaire left, but Google spit this out

>>542913634
SOON

>>542913738
this, but also Ryan

>>542913356
>non-white behavior
Yeah, torena is Japanese
>nooo, b-but, muh superior europoorian lutefisk and mettebrocht!!!!

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt that can't fit into her bloomers
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen

>>542913686
why does she drink the slime

>>542913769
SAAAAAR

>>542913594
Serirubros? Did he get exposed as a fraud?

Digitan LOVE

>>542913754
my edition skills are pretty rusted, excusez-moi

>>542913739
Honestly given my age it'd be more awkward if she wasn't.

>>542913634
doto is a growing girl

>you NEED kitasan or you're gay and retardated
>Pull on her first banner
>Get kitasan lb0 and MLB satono
>You NEED supercreek or you're gay and retarded
>Pull on her rerun
>Lb2
>Several upcoming banners that you NEED to get or you're gay and retarded
>Mfw I somehow also have to find carets for pulling on full armor fukukitaru and Manhattan Cafe
It's relentless....

summer maru decks doko

>>542914197
>>Get kitasan lb0 and MLB satono
should've rerolled for MLB Kita, now you have to reserve carats for Kita rerun instead of pulling for favs

>>542914197
Simply use THAT.

i have sex with horses

>>542913918
A country which serves rancid fermented beans on boiled rice for breakfast is in no position to lecture others on the quality of food.

>>542913686
Stupid McQueen tripping over her own big stinky shoes, she should be strapped down and forced to sniff her own shoes while a heater makes her feet sweat and a fan blows the smell at her

>>542914287
wtf is a horse?

When is MARVELOUS sunday releasing?

>>542914197
>>Several upcoming banners that you NEED to get or you're gay and retarded
not really. just pull for kitasan again

>>542914397
February 2027

This is objectively the canon song tier list
You can't argue against this

>>542914197
Pull a single 0LB copy of R Riko, save one spark for kita rerun, and you'll be good to do whatever you want with the rest.

kill me now

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/e2imAUXgTuU
The BIG 4

sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi sexshi

>>542914428
But... Kwanzaa oguri... And the new pal card... And rice shower... AND kitasan!!!

whats made her react like this /uma/...?

>>542914382
wait wtf happened to cyndaquil?

>>542914579
No one knows the songs by just pictures you fag, good job wasting your time on this.

>>542914579
>suzuka at the top
how? she is not even a good singer

>>542914579
Girls Legend U should be in USSR but otherwise I can't really argue with it. I think you're missing some songs though.

>>542914197
You will be gay and retarded no matter what you roll, don't worry.

53519272
Leo practice

>>542914681
nyope. just kitasan.

>>542914694
her period

I'M NOT A CHUD YOU STUPID FUCKING INCELS

>>542914874
heavy flow-er or heavy cramper? this will determine my next action

>>542914738
I honestly didn't care much for it until I saw it paired with Special Week's ult during the main chapter. That shit was amazing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CX3In3rFX8

>>542914579
>tracen ondo > rest

>>542914873
But but but suriru said the rest of the game is just Xoguri fighting Xoguri for years, are you telling me I don't need her? Are you saying I should... Believe in my favorite girls and use them instead?

>>542909163
Curren is so cute, bwos...

>>542913634
I love this cow

>start maru borrow run
>realize i started the run with the original instead of summer

>>542914885
sexy choco wife

>>542914579
>Ready!! Steady!! Derby!!
>Glorious Moment!
>both in the highest tier
Excellent taste.

>>542915064
>Curren
Y-yobisute!?

>>542914704
He got canceled after THAT leak happened.

You HAVE Amemorized the lyrics to Umapyoi Legend, right anons?

>>542915058
you can ticket her later for 20 bucks

>>542914579
Finally, someone recognizes her talent
I'd say Girl's Legend U should go up a tier
Tachyon Lightless also up a tier
Chevachi also up a tier
Suzuka and Tachy Transforming is perfect but should be better than Ready Steady Derby
Winning the Soul should go down a tier, is not that good unless remixed
Overall really good list
>>542914723
I know all of these from just the picture, EoP globalbab

>>542913686
There needs to be more webms of umas fucking up their ults

>>542915189
what does EoP mean

>>542914827
1 more for Leo

>>542915027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aedKn62Obuc
This is pretty kino too

>>542914646
I keep seeing Carmilla when I look at bikini GolShi

>>542915247
End of Penis

>>542915146
what leak? qrd?

>>542915189
Good job no life, you are the 1%.

Finally, I have them all!

>>542914579
Absolute Faith in game when??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5PUrdxpZds

>>542914970
Ok Chud

>>542915247
EoP deez nuts

>>542915273
I was going to make this exact post

>>542914704
>>542915146
he was in legends arceus but i think it's more funny to think one of the stories is what got them cancelled

>>542914579
>no Legend Changer
>Girls Legend U not in top tier
opinion discarded

>>542915247
English only Peasant

>>542914579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzrNwUajwf4
you forgot actual CAP (as in peak)

>>542915173
I literally sang it at karaoke a few weeks ago with some weeabros. The one featuring spica man, of course.

>>542915318
Dirty Vodka...

>>542915247
>English only peasant
it's a term from /vn/, saying things like "to truly understand the story, you need to understand japanese"

>>542915281
It was some leak a few years ago, can't remember the exact context but it was some lore about the games that wasn't supposed to be seen and kind of isn't really relevant at all. Anyways, in one of the leaks a Typhlosion rapes a girl.

>>542914338
>t. eats rancid fermented fish soaked in lye for tea
>t. eats maggot-infested cheese for dinner
>t. eats fish and chips for lunch, which would be fine on its own, but then smothers it in cowshit curry
>t. eats raw pork on a (((bagel))) with a side of mad cow mince for breakfast
You'll eat the gohan and korokke and fucking like it.

>>542915281
There was a huge leak about old lore stories the Pokemon team wrote up.
One of them was about a Typhlosion that kidnapped a human girl and raped her.

>>542915520
curry sauce is different from actual curry bwo
t. bong

Man, I think my decision-making sucks on whether I do an optional race or I bite the bullet to do a shitty 1 character speed facility to get it to level 3 before first summer, but between getting stat thresholds, I'm lacking skill points to get Groundwork, 3 reliable greens, midrace skills to combo THH AND 2 gold heals. I find I tend to fall short of two greens or a gold if I want the full combo and that doesn't consider fitting Curvature in there, too. I think that gets into me greeding too much, but it's also probably a factor my cards could use more skill point bonus, 3LB SR Sweep lacks her full power.

>>542915187
Wait what. How much later? I keep hearing mysteries about selector tickets coming out, and limit break crystals, a monthly pass or whatever, when do we get any of this stuff?

>>542915281
there was a gigaleak for game freak that shows the next game is going to use procedural generation to be "infinitely replayable" and the next 3 games after that were also all leaked including a game that uses kanto johto hoenn and sinnoh in one big mega game
im serious

>>542915585
>>542915496
damn, wtf is wrong with the pok team?

>>542913918
The way this shit mindbreaks people every time it's posted is hilarious.

>>542914827
1 more for Leo still

>>542915520
God she's so fat...

>>542915658
After EoS :^)

>>542915657
Have you tried Aoi

>>542915403
>>542915485
thanks bwos
>>542915273
>>542915361
no thanks bwos

Can't stop fucking gyaru umas

>>542915762
best i can do is my team trials team. That ok?

>>542915520
>fish, England
>:(
>parasite-infested raw fish, Japan
>:o

>>542915520
What is this non talking about?

The German horse is molesting me!

>>542915894
I would hug this Teio

>>542915247
shitty /vt/poster word for people who only speak English because you don't speak their third world language

>planned on skipping Riko to save for COguri after dumping 200 pulls now
>get SMaru in my first tenner

Now that I have an excess of 200 pulls worth of carats what should I do?
Do I spark 1 Riko and still get to spark COguri a bit after?
When will Valentine Bourbon arrive and how can I guarantee getting her and COguri, do I have to skip Riko for it?

>>542914579
update it for 2025

>>542916002
they would never act like this

What the fuck went down here, shit was like an anime finale. Is her career harder even if you pussy out of the challenge?

>>542914827
>spe in 6th place
>failed wit check on iron
aaaaa

>>542916053
>/vt/
retarded newfag vtnigger

I forgot to cure slacker before summer

>>542914579
>gochiso that low
Nah

Not so fast!

>>542916124
>Daiwa beating Vodka

Guess we know who's topping tonight

>>542915651
They're both filled with foodborne illnesses as a result of being served by a jeet who last bathed in the Ganges 3 years ago while a sewage truck was dumping 30 feet upstream.
Why not just eat the fish and chips on its own? It's already fuckin' fried, all you need is a bit of salt at most.

she follows the gaslight doc principles

>>542915802
I haven't, I've seen her suggested more if you want a build a debuffer, but I may consider that if I can find a consistent stat threshold and cut out a weak card.

>>542915975
Then how the fuck did you type that post if your hands are bisy?

>>542916213
say hi to the cute little crab

>>542915975
do you call that molesting? this is actual molesting

Do I build for Leo?

>>542915281
Jap companies do the thing where they banish an employee to the shadow realm instead of firing them and it happened to a female gooner who ended up with unrestricted access to a computer
She decided to write "pokemon foundational myths" and one of them was a story about that one fire pokemon kidnapping a human female teenager and impregnating her.

The psychic pokemons were COMPLETELY redeemed because there was nothing about them.

>>542916213
I have once gotten slacker event right before the race before summer camp. Every single training there triggered slacker and I left summer with no energy, nothing to show for it and it took me two infirmary visits to clear it.
After this it is one of the conditions I fear the most and I will never forget that summer camp of horror.

>>542916337
obviously with his feet

>>542914629
practice poor?

>>542916402
nah

>>542916357
Someone just ate the crab

>>542916290
What a slut

>>542916357
Orange kani...

Hey can anyone tell me how the daily carat pack works? If I miss a log in day do I just not get those carats or is it just 50 carats a day for your next 30 logins? Since paid carats are tied to platform, do I not get the free login carats unless I'm on the platform I bought the pack on? I mainly play on PC but sometimes I'm away for two or three days so then I would use my phone.

>>542916431
>gooner females are into rape
who would have imagined it?

>>542914827
>people already have aces

bwo I'm still making parents

>>542916295
Most chip shop bossmen are turkish/eastern european nowadays, and most times fish and chips on its own is too greasy so you need some kind of sauce to cut through it.
uma musume

>Junior Year Pre-Debut
>Gourmand
Huh, that doesn't happen too often.

Is agemasen with Spechud just a meme?
I've gotten it 3 out of 3 times so far

>>542916579
Bakushin's so cute this slop almost has something similar to soul

This is getting out of hand.

>>542916579
500 paid instantly (should be platform specific can't really check), a bunch free every day to your mailbox which stores up to 100 things at the same time

>130 rolls
>summer maruzensky 3 times
>special week once
do I paypiggy up for pitty to get 5 star Maru?

>>542916302
where's Medium S

>>542916290
>that smile at the end

Big head... cute???

>>542916605
It's well known. Google who are the writers behind franchise about chad serial rapist and murderer Rance.

>haha sex
shut the fuck up and start training for races

>>542916302
bwo... your acceleration...

>>542916217
is not even good, you are just coping because your oshi is in it

>>542916579
the daily carats are free carats not locked to a platform, the 500 carats you get up front are paid carats.
any carats from days that you didn't log in will go to your mailbox at the end of the 30 day period.

>>542916773
So if I don't log in for 3 days there will be 150 in my mailbox?

>>542916774
>should I spend 10k carats or $142 for +10 to all stats
_NO

>>542916302
no spurt?

i know i said it before but i'm probably done with CM, i'll just send 3 good enough umas and call it a day

>>542916812
>he can't do both
your multi-tasking skills anon...

>>542916290
Torenas here said Biwa was ugly. Is this general gay?

>>542916579
If you miss any you'll get them at the end of the month / 30 days after purchase.

So... what's the analogue of Straightaway Spurt to make end closers viable for Leo?

How do you build a full debuff NN?

>>542916974
No, we just love bois here.

>>542915658
first anni, which will be march next year give or take

>>542917091
Let me youtube this for you.

>>542916989
>>542916884
I got the difference between paid and the daily ones are free, but say I bought the pack on steam, if I log in on my phone, will I still receive the daily free 50 because the purchase was from another platform?

>>542917051
The same acceleration skills everyone else is using. Just like Taurus. End closers are naturally blessed, so their late race is just better than everyone else's.

>>542917051
You can still have it and it might win you the race working as a pseudo Homestretch Haste, but is not your winning ticket
You want Redshift and Pump Iron as an End Closer

>>542917086
CHAIRMAN NO-

>>542917091
Run only cards with red skills. Click on only the buttons with exclamation points. Buy all red skills. Don't run races, because you need as many skill hints as possible

>>542917051
+200 power

>>542917051
Win the pump iron into red shift gamble
Or just red shift and shoot for victory, but note there is a slight delay in final corner acceleration skills because the acceleration zone starts at the end of corner 3 into the start of corner 4

>>542917272
>it might win you the race working as a pseudo Homestretch Haste
guy who STILL doesn't understand the difference between acceleration and velocity

>>542916060
The pull calculator shows I should be able to pull on Riko, Kita, Bourbon and then Fine motion with 32k saved. I'll have to buy the paid selector for Oguri.

Hopefully I can get a few of them before using all 200 pulls to give me a bit of breathing room and maybe some pulls for the all star banner. I'd love to be able to spark for Smart Falcon.

>>542916812
I am only training for my TT races.
Medium and Long CMs can suck me hard

>>542917051
red shift is basically mandatory
pump iron is a gaslight

>>542917272
>>542917352
>pump iron and red shift
Nyo... I don't have haguzensky and don't want to spend my statues on ryan...

>>542917091
cards with a lot of debuff skills. marvelous sunday sr, symboli rudolf r. and aoi for extra skill points. just do the bare minimum stat build to clear ura, run extra races for skill points. pump wit as much as you can.

are having fun /uma/?

>>542917448
You said that for CM3 too but pump iron + spurt won me platinum.

>>542917247
The 500 are paid carats and stay only useable on steam. The daily 50 are free carats and can be claimed and used like any other carats

>>542917464
if you have taiki, shooting for victory is functionally identical

This event is a gold mine

Very important video

MOOD UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_WXTdBVIrQ
MOOD UP

Must watch to improve your day

>>542917778
Sweepy is really cute. I think I'm going to pull for her when she comes out

>>542913687
I feel this way about sweepy, halo is 3lb and sweepy is 1lb
I hate everything

You either have Sweep or you have Halo. Nobody is allowed to pull both. It's never happened.

>>542917419
This calculator is way too generous, subtract 10k per 30 days to be sure

>>542913878
Oh I'd come quickly, alright... if you know what I mean.
>>542916728
Yeah, can't even fit just one of her tits in my hand, maybe even two

>>542917813
>Barbin
FUCK YOU

Sweep Tosho now THAT is a sexy mare

>>542917702
Danchou said that now CM3 is over we're not allowed to parent farm with sprinter/milers anymore, med/longs only.

>>542918040
DELETE THIS PICTURE OF ME EATING HAY
NOOOOW

>Doto
You are not pulling for the uma. You are not pulling for the personality. You are pulling for the boobs.

>>542917778
Why doesn't she have the marking like the IRL one had?

Can she make it to the Leo A finals? I am so fucked regarding stamina cards... I hope she's ok enough

>>542917538
Yes, I drew the lewd hag on my 2nd 10x pull. Also finally had enough star pieces to get a few 2-star umas to 3 stars, so I can finally do proper parent runs with them. It's going to be a comfy weekend of uma.

>>542913478 (OP)
I love Ryan

>>542918180
Yes, and?

>12.5k carats as of today
>Kitasan banner is end of December
>all-uma banner is mid-February
I desperately want more umas - they're why I play, after all - because my stable is tiny (pic related), but I'm stuck with 0lb Kitasan and 0lb Creek. Is there any feasible way (aside from paypigging) to have enough carats to spark both?

What are you talking about? Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Sweepy are horrible.

I would never suggest removing Sweepy's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.

The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.

It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly, "You came so much inside of me, yadayada~", then her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again.

You're all freaks. Sweepy's too pure for anyone to imagine her in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil.

>>542918180
>You are not pulling for the uma
Not for gameplay, correct
>You are not pulling for the personality.
Incorrect
>You are pulling for the boobs
Correct

>>542913754
if you weren't a dekinai you'd be able to read that the katakana spell it out like that

>she casts this totally real spell
>SOMETHING occurs to you

What happens (other than an erection)?

>>542918180
I'm not pulling for the uma. I'm pulling for the horse.

>>542917419
>pull calculator
where can I find this?

>>542918180
Okay, and?

>>542918315
agreed

>>542918224
Sorry bwo but you're not making A with that speed, power and no acceleration

i cri

>>542918180
Based if true.

>>542918276
The half anni event will let you get 2 kitasan blacks. One from the SSR free selector and one from the rainbow shard. If you can pull just 1 more from the kitasan rerun banner, level 45 is where she gets the specialty priority and becomes really good.

>>542917778
It's a good time.

>>542918180
I want to pull on her boobs so much

>>542918224
RICE HOW CAN YOU ASSASSIN OTHERS IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE STAMINA FOR IT !!!!

>>542918180
You are wrong on all of these

>>542918224
that's plenty of stamina anon, but I'd worry about your power instead.... because right now I doubt she'd make it to B finals.

>oshifag for uma
>does not release on global until 2027
the wait is killing me bwos...

>>542918180
I pull for qtpies. Simple as.

>>542918224
you need AT LEAST 1100 stamina 2 golds goyim

>>542916615
eeh I don't make parents for accel schedule
t. lucked into plat anyway

Is my team gonna win or nah?

>>542913478 (OP)
Ryan appreciation

>>542918180
I'm pulling to purposefully fail her career and spam races with her to see her cry.

>>542918180
I'd love her even if she was flat, that's how precious she is

>>542918549
That's a fat ass for such a tiny brat. Guess that's where all the non-veggies are going...

>>542918180
Doto boobs...

>>542918224
Stamina might be okay, and guts should be fine too. Everything else is too low though. Speed always needs to be maxed out, Wits below 400 won't activate skills reliably and Power should be at least 600 too.

>>542918634
you might die or go homeless in these 2 years
let that sink in

remember this, anons, no matter how hard you try a dogshit Seiun Sky with no aptitudes, no power, no wit and no Escape Artist can still ruin your day

Doto would totally become a janny

>>542918674
Oguri eats her way to the top, calling it now. I won the (B kek) finals with Vodka, so she might steal that too

>>542918462
>>542918623
>>542918808

I really don't know how to build her, sure I can put 4 speed cards and she needs them if I am lucky maybe I can get 1200 speed, but everything else falls short.
I need to borrow kitasan so nothing else can be done.
I put satono diamon LB1 and Super creek LB0 and honestly they are digshit at that level but they give skills I need for this CM, I have LB3 mayano but I dont think its worth it in this case.

I use 18 sparks of stamina too so I really dont know what to do with power, power is always a problem with rice with my deck

>>542918513
At the current rate, I should have over 40k carats by the time the Kitasan banner hits, so I'm sure I -could- spark it, but if I do, I gamble that the current carat rate stays the same so I can spark the all-uma banner. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>inb4 just pull kita on your first 10-pull
that would be great, but I've seen enough anons hit 160 pulls on a banner and get absolutely nothing.

>>542918674
You've got PEAK and gamba, it can only look good for you, bwo.

>

>>542918436
Cute horse. Doto's design lives up to it.

>>542919003
dude what's wrong with your pixels

>>542918930
>>542918972
Damn, Oguri was like at 5th at the last 300-200m
Idk what the fuck happened after her triumph pulse

>>542919003
The hag isn't even a hag? What the fuck is this?

>>542919003
Maruzen's 3rd 17th birthday is so far away

They should really sing in the karoake recreation. It would be funny

>>542919095
CAP
AS IN PEAK

>>542918901
she would get me in jail for grooming but then come to visit me every single week like a faithful wife

>>542918703
Fixing my sloppa. How embarrassing.

>>542918180
I like the actual horse.

>>542919003
Marumaru...

Truly Marvellous...

>>542918950
Kitasan rerun is still the best opportunity to upgrade your deck period. You're upgrading your SRs with the highest odds to get the best card. you could even get another Super Creek SSR instead. My only copy of Kitasan black came from the Super Creek banner and I wasn't playing the game before that

>>542919095
It was her underdog story, all there is to it.

>>542919095
The belly growls of a victor... congrats anon

>>542918180
Her boobs are pretty based, but there's a different pair of top quality tits I'm saving up for because they belong to my wife.

>>542919095
Triumphant Pulse is a bullshit unique that shouldn't fucking belong to Oguri Cap

>>542919264
Cute boy

>>542919003
Ma'am, you're 30 years old.

>>542919269
HNNNNG SO CUTE

>>542918901
She does it for free

>>542919269
Doto is a cutie pie

>>542919287
I would

who the fuck runs ryan as a sprinter
who the fuck runs non 3 star ryan

>>542918947
I also have to borrow mlb kita and have 0lb Creek. So I'm in a similar situation. I would probably suffer and use 0lb Creek and 3lb Mayano. Keep borrowing kita, and do 9* speed, 9* power inheritance. If you can reach around 850, 900 stam + Maestro you should be alright. 4spd/2stam + 9* power inheritance should get you close to A rank power, and pacers desperately need power.
Rice is really, really hard to build. 10% stamina/20% guts is bad growth. Good luck, fren

>>542918180
a pair of honkers is a dime a dozen in this game

good, faithful, adorable daughters are hard to come by amidst a sea of whores and hags

>>542919537
>lost to person running Ryan
>complains

anon i'm thinking this is cope

>>542919095
Oguri is just built different, I should've used the free selector on her but I didn't know jack shit about the game back then...

>>542918446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV9WcuhMrEY
Its made by this guy and linked in the description with steps how to use it

>>542919664
But he lost to Bakushin and Kingu

>>542919289
you're 100% right, I'm definitely pulling on it, pic related is my deck and it's still pretty weak. I'll just need to decide whether or not to spark the banner, since as you said I just need one Kita to get 3lb, which would be good enough.

>>542919773
No such thing as a bad Uma, only bad trainers, I only see a better trainer beating a worse one, all is as it should be, Ryan or not

>>542919792
>Haru Urara Lvl 1
>Matikanetannehauser Lvl 40
for what purpose

>>542919792
>air shakur

>>542919941
>No such thing as a bad Uma
This is what people who pulled Taishin keep trying to tell themselves.

>>542919550
thanks anon, I will try to follow this and see what happens, rice really needs a strong deck, cant wait for the kitasan rerun to MLB her and be free

>>542920157
holy shit dude how did you know

>>542918180
I am a lolicon. I'm pulling for Doto because he is literally the cutest horse.

Ramonu is ____

>>542920305
He's beautiful what the fuck

>>542919264
>>542919357
You didn't see that one either

It can't be THAT bad, can it?

>>542918947
My SC and KB are both 0LB so I'm borrowing KB for miles and SC for medium/long. Use 4 speed, 2 stamina and inherit as much power as possible.

>>542920457
Use it then, if you're so sure.

>>542920457
fuck man that was my first SSR, i was so happy but its so unbelievably dogshit its not even funny

Doto's hairy pussy..

>>542920421
Right? Who the hell let this ojisan have such pretty eyelashes?

>>542920305
>29 years old
uh oh

>>542920601
I'm waiting for the wit meta

>>542920315
a Mejiro maker

>>542913478 (OP)
>more boy OPs
nice!

>Rice Shower so cute!
>D-D-D-D-Doto is so adorable!
>Eishin Flash is my wife!

FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES, WHO EVEN ARE THOSE, THIS IS WHAT REAL ART LOOKS LIKE

If you are pulling for Doto, you have to donate an equal amount to Doto's new stable fund. It's club policy.

>>542920879
that's a man

>>542916792
>>542916852
is this better??? my skills suck so much ass though and no 301 guts

>>542920958
>sees fat fucking tits
>immediately thinks of men
faggot-kun...

>>542920879
pre and post race paizuri

>>542920135
Stop it, that's disrespectful to that Anon!

>>542915721
modern GameFreak can barely make a SINGULAR world map look good, much less have it run well without making it one GIGANTIC singular model. how the fuck do they expect to make three of them work as an open world? lmao
>>542915496
considering how fucked some of the pokedex are in older games, I fully believe that this is real lmao

>daily ugly boy thread
>implying we didn't already have a ugly boy thread today
can't even keep track of your "oshi" sasuga

>>542920157
Taishin won more Cancer Platinum titles than Summer Maru.

>>542920879
I skipped Fuji and don't regret it.

>>542916904
nah, it pays out any days you missed at the end, so you'll come back to nothing and get an extra 150 on the last day

>>542921012
Mate I got some fat fucking tits myself.

Is it just me or does this calculator feel too optimistic?

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>542921171
paizuri doko?

>>542919983
I was just leveling up every card and thought SSR's = strong cards (was total newfag then, I don't remember what event gave me Mambo Guts). I've since leveled up Urara to 50 and use her occasionally

>>542921180
Would you prefer it if it assumed you were going to skip half the events and daily logins?

>>542919773
so what if you lose to Bakugo and Kirishima. I still believe in you, Deku

>>542920268
for real. Cards like Vodka and Biko Pegasus don't even exist for me right now, because oh look! Time to rent mlb kita again!
>t.started Uma Musume in the middle of kitasan banner and didn't know anything for two weeks after starting

Sell me on Bikini Spe since now I pulled her (I wanted the hag...)

>>542921105
I was having lunch, opened the game to do my dailies and saw her tits, I was smitten, smitten I tell you

Still haven't used her tho, had to use all my Garlands on Seiun Sky

>>542921364
making this ikemen dress like a bunny girl is one of the best things

>>542919727
>>542920572
I love the way this artist draws Digi's eyes

Think for yourself
Form your own opinion

>>542921571
She gets buffed eventually

>>542916804
but TADA is a man

I think Opera is ugly and annoying. Can you guys give me a different aura farming wife?

>>542921374
no, and I won't, I'm just skeptical the events will give me that many gibs. I ran the monthly numbers and it's about 9-10k/month, but that doesn't count event gibs

>>542921640
I think I'll do as you say from now on, anon, thanks

Hopeful Status? I have 500 speed!

>>542921730
but if they DO I'm going to be happier than a pig in shit. Screencap this

>>542921180
>Why can't the calculator account for me going offline for two weeks out of four due to flash flooding until a NGO eventually saves me

>>542920879
HEE HEE

>>542919095
Cap as in plap

>>542921180
It seemed like that to me until I looked up the event calculations. We will get a shitload of event carats, like 10k from half anni alone

>>542921686
No offense, you're a giant bumbling faggot and you should kill yourself, that said, a lot of the older irl horse inspired Umas are very big on Aura Farming, try Oguri Cap or Symboli Rudolf

>>542921640
Is this a must think opinion?

My dick lost inside Teio

I think umas shouldn't be possessive of their trainers

>>542921640
Form for yourself
Think your own opinion

>>542921864
Give her that destined #1 spot, stamina is an illusion.

My first 3* stamina at 377 careers. No groundwork on parent, but 2* each on grandparents. Bourbon has high affinity with Maru, so maybe worth it? I'm kind of already tired of parent grinding. My other alternative is 1* guts 1* groundwork but decent other white sparks with the same grandparents.

>>542922063
It's over...

>>542921180
As I've said in the other thread I'd subtract 10k per month to be safe

>>542921864
have fun wasting a bunch of good speed trainings because you capped that shit in summer of senior year

>>542921640
The last time I thought I ended up 30k Carats less with only 3 3* Umas to speak to my name so I will no longer think.

>>542921949
Shamone

Apologize.

>>542921864
>500 speed by Hopeful Steaks
Is this the fabled Daiwa Rocket?

>>542922240
For? Loving a cute boy?

>>542922240
Taishin, I will not apologise for thrusting it all the way in even when you said it would be too big. Be a good girl.

>>542922110
Fortune favors the bold

No... This was billed as a casual fun run...

>>542919095
.45 velocity is no joke

>>542922240
Sorry you got blocked and lost another CM again

How do you get good skills on pace chasers for medium tracks? I'm stuck going 3 speed, borrowing creek, using another stamina card probably which leaves me with almost no room to add ramp up, playtime's over, slipstream medium corners etc
Do you just need godlike parents?

>>542922039
I think trainers should think more about their trainee's feelings

>>542922240
I love Taishin, I just wish she didn't get blocked every single time, in both Gemini and Cancer I ended up getting 1st but she didn't do much other than look cute (which I'll admit, was enough)

>>542922240
Taishin, I am sorry for cuming inside your ass

>>542922421
use Fine as well for Speed Star

No... This was already locked in as a casual run...

>>542922439
Taishin is NOT built for anal.

how do I apologize to Chiyono after shocking her for moving outside of her playpen during one of my umastreams

>>542922240
she's the one who needs to apologize

>>542922421
>No room to add medium corners etc
what

>>542922240
>Taishin 31
What about the other 30?

>>542922240
Sorry your biggest fan is such an insufferable autist.

>>542922463
In this picture Tachyon looks like one of those kiddos who would just stand at the end of a hallway in dark just staring at you.

>>542922639
This card is dog trash bro

>>542922576
proof?

I hate the Brian card because it gives everyone Lone Wolf and now it will never proc again in any CM.

>>542922576
That's what her stats say about Mile racing, but yeah.

>>542922701
Yeah but your post gave immense poorfag energy so you should run that card

>>542922421
If you're doing Team Trials, literally just get an alright unique and general speed skills, if it's for CMs, you either use an Uma with in-built good Pace stuff or you pick something else.

Unless you have pretty good Supports, building insane Pace Chasers is kinda ass

>>542922635
boy sex boy sex

>>542922240
I forgive you for not activating Encroaching Shadow and losing cancer platinum

>>542922825
Hmmm nyo I'll run sweep tosho and king halo instead

How the FUCK are you guys getting 1M+ in a single run? I'm pushing Oguri for all she's worth and I can still only get 750k tops of I'm lucky.

>>542922949
Awful mood all-distances maruzensky front runner

>>542922949
just ignore skin troubles and mood

>>542922907
Keep complaining about no medium/pace skills then

>>542922593
talking a REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL long walk with her

>>542922323
>>542922439
>>542922594
>>542922640
Based

>>542914579
why do you guys hate Next Frontier that much?

what ace horse should i consider if my stamina card situation is dire? i have a 0lb Creek and the only other stamina cards i have above 0lb are a 2lb story McQueen and a 2lb Zenno Rob Roy.

>>542922907
just use the tachyon SR, its basically there for exactly that use case

>>542922949
Oguri gets brocked too often. Use a front runner

>>542922240
I don't even own you.

Why is sweep tosho like this?

>>542923182
>36 races undefeated

>>542923182
I don't have that many long parents...

>>542922478
Baby making mating with Creek

grass wonder

>>542923423
SEX SEX SEX

>>542923306
I fucking hate you

So this is how my paypiggy arc starts...
I got wallet ragebaited by a hag in a swimsuit
It better not go all at once, I still have a German uma I want to pull for

>>542923451
He died for your sins specifically

>>542923451
slop

>>542923423
ikuno......................


dictus

wtf is this bitch on about

>>542923423
This kind of threesomes are the best

>>542923529
thanks for funding the servers

>>542923423
An uma named Soccer BOY can't have such huge tits! That's illegal!

>>542923529
Thanks you for keeping the game alive, so F2P warriors like me can keep on playing

>>542923580
Do pretty people actually have this kind of conflicts?

>>542918525
sex

I really want to pull for Dober for impregnation mating press but i really hate Late Surgers and Pacers

>>542923580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVc-IaHbhEU

>>542923806
It's not illegal because her name is Dick Striker

>>542923529
Those reset every 6 months just so ya know

>>542921686
It is gonna be a while though

>>542922949
build a fandeck and use a front runner.

>>542923306
boobs too big!!!! i hate it!!!!!!!

>>542923903
That's even worse!

>>542923182
>>542923961
>THIRTY SIX? BUT LAST YEAR I WON THIRTY SEVEN

>>542923910
such a needy whore

>>542923792
>>542923821
I'm actually livid right now because right after I bought two 7500 packs, I pulled a Summer Maru with a single pull my free carats (~2k from reading stories this morning)
It's like they fucking knew, I am so pissed
I'm really tempted to refund, but I rightfully lost the credit card game with Cygames

>>542923910
Dense trainers deserve this

Taishin era is over.

>>542924078
HE HATES IT

>>542924240
what the fuck

>>542924321
I will never goon Goldship like a I goon Taishin

>>542922240
I am very very sorry for hugging and squeezing you and planting a million kisses on the top of your cute little head

>>542923961
I'm running a fan deck best as I can, but I don't have the sparks necessary to do Arima with Suzuka, couldn't even consistently break 650k with her.

>gaslight umalator claims my uma with worse stats and worse skills wins by 4L because of medium S and redshift
not sure how accurate it is but damn

>>542924321
I have not made a single Golshi after Golshi week

>>542924405
it's not sunday you cant do this

>perfect parent run
>3* URA finale
>1 stamina
Good enough for a grandparent, right?

>>542924520
late race is basically all that matters

>>542924338
THE FUCKING FRENCH

>>542924129
The only cute Frenchie in the whole wide world.

>>542924520
doesn't take into account the fact your shit can just get blocked and there's nothing you can do about it, for anything that isn't Front Runners I'd take it as nothing but the best case scenario

>>542924539
Dober, my cute gal wanna be wife

I have been farming for like 2 days for Leo cup and I already feel miserable, anything above 2000m feels miserable to grind with the stamina cards I have jeez

>>542923792
Looks comfy.

>>542924486
show me your fandeck. I recently walked my friend through a run. If you'd like I dan compose you a deck and walk you through a fanrun step by step.

>>542924304
There you go bro, you need this more than I do
https://gametora.com/umamusume/gacha-simulator

>>542924761
nice ass

>>542924761
Nothing to say but sex

End Closer Mayano is so fucking bad. I tried her in like 10 room matches and she didn't activate her unique even once

>>542924730
she looks like Teio but whiter

>>542924973
just one time i want it to be the original hi mailman

>>542918180
why pull for Doto when I already have Creek?

Still undefeated.

>>542924580
Does it have other stuff? 3* URA final is pretty strong

Do I want Swinging Maestro + Restless on Summer Maru or Restless + Triple 7. Both of these will have about 900 Stam.

>>542923961
max I can get is 96% fan deck, at what point do you stop training and just race? I've been hitting 600/300 and then start racing nonstop, but i lose a bunch of races and get 600k~ fans

>>542922349
She ended up just kind of meh in the end. I didn't bring an ace deck because I was just trying to get the Triple Tiara mission for the event.
However! 3* Speed 3* Long. (With 6* Medium parents but let's ignore that)

>>542924539
She wouldn't drink this.

>>542925051
Imagine the desperation of trying to fight against someone ten times stronger than you

Cheval is a cute boy.
Opera and Ryan are ugly boys.
Know the difference. It could save your life.

If danchud kicks people this late into the month, will that fuck over the club rank going into november?

>>542925035
You gotta be top 3 on a final corner while blocked for 2 seconds, of course its dogshit on an End Closer, in Gemini you wanted Mayano to have another potential trigger of Straightaway Spurt that could steal a win in case Golshi fucked it up

bros if i run smaru that means i need to ruin a 2nd front runner right (seiun?).. but that means i only run 1 debuffer.. am i going to just lose to 2 teams with 2x debuffers

>>542924240
Is this after going for another one of those forward bend records?

>>542924816
Picrel plus a 20 fan bonus borrow is the best I can do while keeping enough speed to consistently win. (I could get a slightly higher bonus swapping Sweep for someone but unless I run speed sparks I'll just job).

>>542925424
she took it from you

anybody who pulled on the support banner want to share their friend code?

Maru-san is not a hag she is a hip, young and spry umamusume.

>>542925623
Yeah, its rock paper scissors

>>542925650
BITCH THAT'S MINE!! GO MARE SOMEWHERE ELSE

Angry Espoir City brings me so much joy. I don't know if I can wait three years.

>>542925778
that's the paizuri position

>>542925819
what if i just make seiun a debuffer, to make sure smaru has another front and i have double debuffs

>>542925808
what is happening in there

>>542925759
This was originally posted in 1998 on a newsgroup.

Are you going to pull for her? Or are you going to honor her with your booing?

ya'll startin to piss me off again

>>542925834
does she actually has a gaki voice?

>>542923020
What are you making me do... She's about to break down in tears...

>>542926046
Anything I can do to help cheer you up?

>>542925898
If you can secure groundwork for seiun then maybe. Because of overtaking mechanics you want them both on groundwork, otherwise SMaru can get stuck on her normal speed.

my autistic wife

>>542926046
Y

i dont
i want you instead, jordan

Anyone have that soundpost of Nice Nature and Ryan Gosling?

>>542922240
Taishin for every CM

>>542926180
so i'd need groundwork + 3 greens + some debuffs, i'm guessing similar to last cm with high power & wit

>>542926282
and I'm really going to (italics) rape (end italics) you Rudolf

>>542926386
What has Jordan ever done? No one talks about her...

>>542926009
fuck no

>>542926074
More tsundere delinquent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoyzJTcIrbM

>>542926481
we talk about her all the time at the old oji-san bar

ButtSweat is recruiting! Casual /uma/ club, just try to actually play the game occasionally (7 day kick, end of the month if you totally flatline on Chronogenesis).
We talk in the in-game chat, when the censor deems us worthy. That's about as notable an activity as we have. But it's something!

>>542926481
son of Jungle Pocket

>>542926481
Constantly having fights with Gold Ship.

>>542926481
https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0000991898/ won the Hopeless stakes. That's enough of an accomplishment already.

FINALLY MY FIRST 3* STAM SPARK

danchou, my work for today is done

>>542926783
>strategy red spark
actual glue, you should throw it away

>>542926943
You have to do this 3 times.

>>542926536
her voice is deeper than I thought yet that "baka" is really cute

>>542926943
>Luna
BASED

>>542925646
Do you have any good parents? They do help.
>>542925384
Me? I do the first g2 before asahi then asahi then the black then the upcoming g2, satsuki sho rest nh1 mile then thenother g1s. You gotta make sure you the G2s and the G1s. They're important.

>>542924818
Back from my incel rage. I'm just going to pretend that I gave away 2 weeks of groceries to a homeless guy
>gacha-simulator
I'm a lucklet, that thing wouldn't help me. Plus, then all the minuscule luck I had left would be mined into that simulator instead of the real thing

>>542924304
Might I suggest spending your free jewels before paying?

Who was in the wrong here?

>>542927098
just think of it as carats for the next banner you want to pull on

>>542926481
>anon doesn't know the secret ojii-sans meet point
you are still too young

>>542922240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5E6GScL4UjQ

>>542927216
Doto was acting in self-defense

>>542927023
Hey, can you call your friend Contrail to join the party as well?

My SMaru with 750 STA + gold + 777 died to a trickless rushed with only one debuffer in the race. The 900 STA threshold might be real

>>542927216
Doto was right and her boobs confirmed it

>>542925646
>Forgot pic
>Didn't even notice
I might be retarded.

>>542926943
Good news anon, we're upping the fan quota

>>542927031
purge the leeches and I'll think about it

Death to gyarukind.

>>542927372
Get 2 golds bro, 777 is a meme.

>>542926702
Family! Yay!

>>542924520
A lot of stats don't matter until the end. Early game power dif for positioning then late final stretch for speed and power
>>542924768
there's nothing anyone can do about being blocked. Gate luck is another RNG same as anything

>>542927661
I had 5 hints for it, and also I thought one gold + 777 would be enough. It's a bummer because it was my only SMaru with redshift. Welp, at least I have time

>>542927559
What the hell did Jordan even do?

When is she going to be released?
I need her in my life

>>542927953
Exist.

>>542923315
we need to import more sopranosposting into /uma/

>>542927774
All jobbers except for Almond and Orfevre

>>542928109
Reminds me of that picture with the likes/hates where in the hate section was something like "sunshine" and randomly "my dad"

>>542927431
Oh, I see. Anon, Is this for Oguri or a frontrunner? If you do a frontrunner you can get away with just borrow kitasan and running sweepy or the other spd card whichever has more fan bonus. If you got a good fanbonus stamina card I'd use thst over 2 wit.

>>542923315
The existence of Umastradamus is one step closer to the existence of Umatler

>>542925281
The cheaper package

>>542928073
Five days

>>542926589
>>542927260
DON'T DISCRIMINATE...!!
you're not allowed to pass until you invite me along

>>542928073
Next week you fucking retard

>>542927332
can you also tell her to leave some room for Just A Way too?

>>542925808
shes cuming so hard im jealous

>>542927096
I've been doing even the G3s during summer since it would take the entirety of it to fix skin/mood for training to be worth, so I've trying to get 600 spd before the satsuki. I improved the deck a little (107%) but now i only have one spd card instead of 3

>>542925623
>Debuffer
Pathetic.
You run Golshi or a gambler so you have 3 chances to win.

>>542928351
someone break her leg pls

>>542928329
>>542928359
So her banner should end right before monthly reset?
Fuck

>>542926664
I vouch for buttsweat! It's a very cool club. Just remain active and if you have questions about the game usually people are happy to answer. I highly recommend not missing out on this opportunity

>>542928456
and what happens when your golshi gets hit by enough debuffs she doesn't even finish the race

pic related it's the deck i'm going to run while borrowing satano

>>542928456
nta but I'll run Golshi with 2 Hybrids so everyone's fucked

>>542928116
>t. EoP globalkek

>>542928242
it's a classic

>>542928483
She's the last character of October.

>>542928697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA-4B2d4L18
>2014
Man, it has already been over a decade.

>>542928438
Use the summers for training. Fill in the stats you need. Do not bother with those G3's. However do the G2 at the end of Summer

Satono was an umassad agent they don't wa

>>542927312
Doto rape

>>542928697
I thought it seemed so familiar, forgot it was this one. "megga ass-faggot" still being an absolute banger and to end it all with just "football".

>>542928438
As for speed cards. Who are you running? If it's a front like Maru or Suzuka you can get away with just 2 one being kitasan and the other being like sweepy or some other big fan bonus spd card

>>542928915
Sorry, I can't hear you over me having a happy relationship with Satono Crown.

>>542928647
You aren't stam killing an uma that can get 1k stamina running 2 stam cards.
I have only lossed 2 races in 3 CMs because of debuffers and those were only when aces about 60-80 under the recommended stamina stat also rushed.

Finally 3 starred everything...

Now only if I could mlb my SRs....

>>542929225
don't worry, i'll only be running stam debuffs before the final.. for the final i will be running speed debuffs

>>542928915
anon, pls finish your sentence

anon...?

>>542929440
He can't, he already hit submit

>>542929356
mejiro ryan in her single aunt outfit is so pretty...

>>542929126
suzuka, i'm borrowing the sweep card now that I noticed she has nearly 50% friendship bonus

>>542928369
Just A Way is another one of Gold Ship's friends, right?

>>542929440
They got him.