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>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Mayano Top Gun (Alt 3*), Air Groove (Alt 3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Hishi Akebono (SSR)
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
9/7 - 9/17: CM Gemini Cup - Kyoto 3200m, right, spring, sunny, firm
9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race
9/21 - 10/4: Story Event
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), K.S. Miracle (3* Alt), Hishi Miracle (3* Alt), Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR), Calstone Light O (SSR), Durandal (SSR)
9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos
9/9: Umasanpo permanent release
Early September: Tachyon's Factor Research
9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firm
October: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firm
November: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

>Thread Circles
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You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog

What was that blog with the summary of how the KR champion's meetings went?

golshi would say this

She wouldn’t say this. She likes Kitasan Black

Winning a 18 lobby feels so good bros

>>538207701
Nishino Flower?

Symboli Supremacy

>>538207767
yes

THE GOAT

I'm gonna win Gemini and use my Scout tickets to get Seiun Sky

>Sky
Run a front runner with front runner debuffs.

Digitan LOVE

i feel like suzuka is always so far behind other cards in friendship for some reason. maybe im just unlucky or retarded. but in paper she seems better than my other shitty options.

>train speed
>rest
>sleep deprived
>train stamina
>rest
>sleep deprived
>train speed
>rest
>sleep deprived
>train stamina
>rest
>sleep deprived
>train speed
>rest
>sleep deprived
>train stamina
>rest
>sleep deprived

When the fuck is a new scenario released?
I'M TIRED OF URA

>>538207759
>9 extra blockers
>99 debuffers
>always a front
not the race conditions

>>538208059
no i dont think i will

What now

Why is her ass so fat?
>>538207982
>train wit
>gain a few more braincells
>not sleep deprived
it just werks

>>538208032
Around november? shits accelerated so every scenario is 4 months instead of 6

Rice Bread

I am once again begging /UMA/ to help a trainer out. Need a club that isn't full of shitters. Any open right now? Was #1 in my last club with damn near 100 mil cumulative fans.

Merry Kurisu S

>>538208059
I don't have a choice, I need to hoard for Kitasan rerun in 4 months

>4 lines of spurt
>3 lines of long / right handed
>never gotten spurt from inspiration
>regularly get long S and right handed inspiration just fine
This is pretty gay...

>Junior year December let's gooooooooooo
>Stakes 5th place
>it's fine, there's always the Hop-
>10th place
I didn't want to win any G1s that month anyway, b-baka!

Hello please describe sex with Seiun Sky

>>538208059
She looks like a boy, easy skip

>>538208142
You need to MLB her

>>538208338
It feels good

i have 500+ stamina, and McQueen just gave me a deep breath
Stats check is a myth

The RNG in this game is making me wanna kill my fucking self jesus christ. 3 turns to recover from practice poor after failing two 20% Triple Rainbows. I'm so fucking angry right now

>>538208338
shes afraid of boxes

why is global umamusume's video creator community full of a bunch of gaslighting retards?

>>538208231
Yes, /Uma/ Club has a spot (top 100) if you’re very active

>>538208338
Agree with Seiun Sky

Do we like boyish girls here?

Is there a club database? Im looking for clubs. Relatively casual, regular login

>>538208338
She will act emotionless but actually enjoy and be competitive about it

>>538208495
gaslight game

>>538208497
I do at least 3-4 runs a day, if not more. App sent.

>>538208616
Where were you 5 days ago?

>>538208231
Have a spot too what's your ID?

>>538208149
Better with sound
https://youtu.be/XhJjVXm77QY

>>538208449
>500+
waow

>>538208495
Gotta make the content on popular thing while its hot even if you dont have real knowledge of the game

>>538208495
>why is the english speaking internet full of grifter and gaslighting ironic douchbags?
take a wild guess

>>538208772
What stat does Tazuna check for Concentration/gold focus?

>>538208772
Are these kinds of skills still in modern support cards

>finely tuned hand crafted team made exactly for the cm track
>do nothing but job an lose
>go back to using last CM team
>back to winning again
oh fuck
oh no
I'm gonna throw the set so hard when it arrives

I'M SUPPOSED TO GRIND WHITE SPARKS TOO

What's the canon breakdown on which Toreina-sans sleep with their Umas? And which marry them?

>>538208495
Content is faster than truth.

>>538208568
I don’t care what Ryan looks like from the neck up her body is a 15/10

I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING FOR A LONG S PROC WHEN I HAVE 14* LONG AND GREAT AFFINITY

Can someone spoonfeed me on this weird niche affinity shit for making parents? I’ve got one good parent right now, but I guess if I want more parents or something I can’t use that good one, otherwise the new ones will be offspring, and parent+offspring fucks with affinity and lowers spark chance? Or is it grandparents? I can’t fucking keep track of this shit, please just spell it out for this simple brainlet

>>538208338
Imagine fucking a boy but you got tricked and it's actually a girl

>>538208568
we love boyfaggots here

>>538209014
lel

>>538209014
FYI parent stars are twice the value of grandparent stars

>>538209045
god please

>>538208974
Bryan onsen it shoulda been me

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>538207845
More like Symboli Jobber

>>538209075
Who on earth thinks Brian is a boy?

>>538208495
This happens for every gacha and I'm glad I stopped very early. All of them just want to bank in from the initial wave and you won't see them after a while but a few might stay to make a video every now and then. If they have genshin or other mihomo vids then it's a dead giveaway.

>>538209045
Yes I’ll take 100 of them

>>538209142
wh on earth thinks any female girl is a boy?

>>538208826
Why did you not invite Ramonu to the party?

>>538208568
yeah

>>538208495
Gaslight game Gaslight Dancer

>>538209045
This is the dream

>night owl on my first rest
>oh well i'll just infirmary i guess
>5 INFIRMARY LATER IT'S STILL NOT CURED
bros what the fuck what are the chances

I think you should eat your vegetables.

>>538209303
Night owl isn’t that bad, just let it cure itself

What am I in for?

>>538207845
Chinpoli

>>538208176
Because I need something to grab when I'm making out with her.

>>538209393
The dumbest horse

Fuck you and fuck your trash goldship racing around in the default outfit fuck you. I mad.

>>538208746
get the sound player script

>>538209393
bro...

>>538209389
it cures itself? thought only slow metabolism did that

>>538209389
if you get night owl and cannot cure it immediately with tazuna just end run no way to recover

Nautika thoughbeit

what the fuck

>>538208660
I think it’s you but to be sure are you R***? Just so you know top 100 is crazy competitive this month (cygames needs to cull the botting at the very top) so people are aiming for 60mil or more. If you struggle and can’t hang make it it’s okay if you just do your best and get your monthly rewards (just don’t take it personally if it turned out not to be your speed is all I’m saying)

>>538209426
Damn she is so flat. That's hot.

>>538209595
ultra wide mode?

>>538208495
FAME IS THE GAME
THE GAME WE CALL GASLIGHTING /uma/

>>538209020
help

>>538209595
WIDER

>>538209595
its over

>>538209802
all you need
https://gametora.com/umamusume/compatibility

>>538209408
Cygames and Mica must be colluding to have their grass wonders with fat asses

any more cm rooms

>>538209020
All my umas are inbred retards because I let goldshi fuck everyone. My only advice would be don't let goldshi fuck everyone.

>finally get groundwork 2
>1 speed end closer
umazing.

Kitasan Black is such a wife

>>538209802
watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNrEIuwOde4
use this https://gametora.com/umamusume/compatibility
put someone in main character then click in recommend and you will get which umas can be the best as parent and grandparents for your main uma, then build around that

>>538210060
You borrowed a 3* groundwork parent with this like witgawd told you, right?

>>538209802
this>>538209863 but also if you can run the same G1 races on all your parents it boosts the affinity as well. Getting race series epithets also boosts it, like the triple crown, tenno sweep, dual miles/dirts/grandprixs, etc.

>>538209426
Damn she is so big. That’s hot.

>>538209491
>>538208746

> When you kill yourself to get 200 extra stamina when your actual problem is the 10% chance of getting fucked from bad procs
Just run a few more races and get more white stamina skills dude

Bring them to me
Your strongest umas
89622249

Diawa you snaggletooth motherfucker GIVE ME A STAMINA SPARK i've given you literal millions of fan please

>>538210129
all my borrrowed runs gave no groundwork

Reminder that it doesn't matter how much you prep for RNG because spurt is a wit check and you WILL fail yours in the final!

>tazuna starts to want to date exactly after classic new year
Yeah no, I'm banging my trainee, fuck you

>>538210349
real

Late surger is such a fucking garbage position

>>538210060
why are you making Golshi of all things into a groundwork parent

>taking tazuna with you and then accidentally telling her to fuck off after like 3 turns
haha oops

>>538210470
>parent farming a day before registration
She’s Ngmi

realistically, will we ever get the french (and american) umas or are cygames too nationalistic/autistic to add in non-jap umas

I support Tachyon's harem

>>538210568
She's just like me

>>538210209
Ok, but now lower the speed. In reality you dont just magically get 200 extra stats, check the possible spreads of total stats. Then you'll know what a good ratio of speed to stam to guts to wits is.

>>538210484
fov and savvy

>>538210238
Too strong-it’s damn near all golshi

Thoughts?

My daughter
My wife
And my brother

>>538209673
Yea, it's me R**n. I assume you mean 60 mil a month? That might be a little too much for me (I think I was doing about 45 a month or so?) You call, I won't be affended. I understand how competative shit can get.

>>538210726
not enough he is my master porns

>>538210642
She’s pretty

>insane stat run
>no spurt
>no long
ebin

>>538210642
dude, you're speaking english, you should be aware english speakers have thinner skin
if deep impact didn't make it, more than half of west won't since west owner are like kaneno but 1000x worse because of western ideology towards anime lmao

One more. I’m throwing in my own Golshi!
70740597

>>538210726
Sexy and meant for marriage with me. Next question

>>538208568
>ore
*cums*
>boku
*cums harder*

I exclusively go for my wife Tachy plushies in the claw machine game
If there is a Tachy plushie I got for it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoHn10t0rdA
a robot uma would be so much easier to train

Is this any good for long cm besides being a witlet.

>>538210717
Spurt diff lol

>>538209595
>Slow Metabolism

>>538210981
Finally, an uma who can't rape their torena... right?

mam, classic year is about to end
what the fuck do you mean

>>538208495
all youtubers only look at the "global reference" document that is shared around and don't question anything it says despite playing the jap version for years

>>538211331
none of these fucks even properly engage with the game, they're all hyper casual that pretend to be whaling metafags. they will stop playing this shit the MOMENT the "NEXT BIG THING" IS out that they can use to grift cash off the YT ad system

>>538210501
cause vodka and oguri are the only ones i got lucky after billions of runs and all my clocks (mayano ate most) so i cant use them as parents to themselves so i had to loop it to golshi. also affinity

>Senior Year
>This is the first time I get rainbows on speed
What a nigger game holy fuck, I even got long S and spurt in the inspiration

>>538211514
>hydrates in her mouth

>>538211287
Fortunately, this robotic horse is not a rapist

>>538210897
this could have been something..

>>538211641
You have enough power to ignore spurt. No long S is a problem though

>>538211628
i'll give her Deep Thrusts

>>538211628
What’s she doing

YES
I'M
WINARRRRRRRRRR

Ojisans are in high demand

>>538211287
more like an uma who won't hesitate to rape their toreinasan

>>538211151
no spurt sucks but its pretty alright

>>538211802
HWERE IS MY SUMMAH VACATIOOON

Special mention to that one Nice Nature who nuked the end closers. You’ve done good Natie

>>538211762
She's inside a wooden ship that's shaking as she's bracing against the wall and then she winks and smiles at Torena-san after it stops rocking

>>538211970
>zero

short boyish horse

>>538211970
touch fluffy hair

>>538211912
goldship decided not to use either 2 golden recoveries and died, 309 wit check

>>538211970
>Still working on grandparents

>>538212035
>Still hasn't fixed mattyfuckercannery's image

>>538211891
two of the cutest, best, AND bustiest girls in the game

>>538212060
Kinda sucks that you can have the meatiest Goldship Ace but if your wit is sub 350, it’s a literal coin flip.
I think the actual CM will have Great status, so it’s less likely that your stuff won’t proc

>>538212035
wtf taishin is just gonna rape me how is this allowed

>>538211912
It's quite funny because I was running 3 End Closers in that race. Assuming I don't get a better Special, I'll probably diversify her into Late Surger.

>>538212138
I missed the image so I don't have the original to fix it

Schizo theories that I am certain they are true
>The order of support cards on your deck influences the event orders you get
>Borrowed parents runs have worse RNG than runs with your own parents, this is on purpose
>Buying daily carats improves your career RNG but not banner pulls
I'm also convinced they have a trained AI checking every run constantly every minute looking for anyone anomalies, someone getting very lucky and the AI just fucks them with mood down and energy down events

>>538212060
you're blaming your gold ship when YOU are the shitty torena that trained a witlet

>>538211527
>taishin
Yeah I wonder why

>>538212214
(you) single-handedly saved and rebuilt her self-esteem, so you have to take responsibility.

I will buy seiun tomorrow 5*
what is the optimal build assuming all MLB SSR available?
my golshi will die in the finals due to rng witshit or debuffers so I really need a strong fronter

>>538212079
What’s her problem

>>538212289
all true but you forgot
>if you get a lucky spark you are locked from another lucky run until you do x amount of bad runs. then your acount is unlocked again and you have a chance to get lucky

>>538212335
thankfully I don't have that disease in my family, can't even think how depressing is to know that you will get bald eventually

>>538212035
Bourbon looks like she smells really nice and fun to hang out with

>>538212421
Working at a coffee shop is only good in your 30's

>>538212492
Do you think any of the umas stink?

>>538212437
I'll add that to the collection since it seems plausible enough
All of this is to create the illusion that next run will be the run for sure, this is how they keep you hooked playing

I'm SUPER STRAIGHT and I think torena should marry their trainee, and then breed them, just not before marriage!

>>538212421
Her coffee was drugged by Tackyon she put 2 sugar cubes in it

Imagine farming Straightaway Spurt for hours and hours just to then slap it on your 300 witlet ace that misses the proc anyway.
Couldn't be me.

>tfw there are like 5 guys who have been offline for over 5-7 days in your club
taichou... I think that's a little too much

>>538212394
Angling & Scheming does nothing this CM, so let's start the conversation there.

>>538212505
I meant 20's

>>538207590 (OP)
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>>538212595
>marriage
you're not straight
youre dumb

Trainers cannot accept solicitations from their trainees. It is unethical as an authoritative figure to take advantage of your trainee in the most vital time of their life as an athlete.
However, do note that some Uma Musume undergo their heat cycle earlier than usual. That is why as a trainer you must not resist when your trainee takes you by force. You will be well compensated and, if need be, can request to have that memory removed with the help of our own Tazuna. Thank you for listening.

>>538212595
/uma/ singing umapyoi together when?

>>538212773
At least I'm not a disgusting HEATHEN, like you!

Please, no more

>>538211970
>One Gold Ship ace
>reusing Nice Nature from Taurus
>might fall for the Urara front meme

>>538212662
>hours and hours
I just use Amazon and highroll. Ain't dealing with that inspiration bullshit.

>>538212554
Dirt racers have less good smell

This early?

>>538212595
>marriage

I'm getting to the point where I'm starting to hate my favorite girls because I've hit a plateau and their runs are all sub optimal.

>>538212747
I’m FtM does that count

>>538212925
urara front will kill your golshi retard

>>538212935
You're actually wiser than most.

>>538212954
go for charming bro

>>538212289
>Borrowed parents runs have worse RNG than runs with your own parents, this is on purpose
The only 3* stamina uma I have is a Golshi who's 7* overall because I was grinding fans during golshi week and ran out of borrows

I L<3VE MY WIFE NTR!

>>538212968
metafagging always lead to a sad life

>>538212968
The true horse breeder/trainer simulator
You rike?

>>538212963
>mcqueen stepping on his cock

>>538212421
Nothing, she's cute as is.

>>538212963
Do you think Daiwa marked him in that moment?

>>538212943
Hey! Hokko doesn’t stink!

>>538212968
metafaggotry claims another one

You can recover by watching a concert or working on TT teams. Maybe even using a daily pull.

>>538212254
I'll provide one for you

>>538213128
What the fuck did you do to her ears?

>>538212954
always go charming early on and in the mid-game if you still have bonds you need to raise to orange

>>538212326
I take all the +wit events though
and I wouldn't reach 1k stam wasting turns on wit

>>538212394
three green skills, groundwork, plus a lot of wit and midrace speed skills to ensure you're at the front to actually proc the ult

>>538213148
I never said stink, just a lower smell factor. Seiun Sky also has this because she smells fishy

>whales with MLB creeks and kit's are going to enter open CM
If this is you, unironically rope yourself. You human trash. Supreme faggot. Lord of trash.

>>538213282
Charming at 1 left isn't that good, as it's more of a "low LB card" issue. You're still at the mercy of RNG.

May as well go winning or energy

Special Week needs to die.

>>538213312
Why do black girls act like this

>>538213234
I ate them

Bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MVdhx9YAV4

>>538213342
>wasting
this is your problem you fucking witlet
you think it's a waste when it's not
you're as dumb as your horse that missed her procs

>>538212214
after she raped me, she whispered into my ear "nobody will believe you" before pouring near boiling onsen water onto my face

>>538213457
Just calm down, Grass

>>538213457
spe-chan best uma
you may now apologize

>>538213527
I swear to god if this is horse pussy again

>>538213527
can you not be a PEDO FOR FIVE FUCKING SECONDS!?

>>538212991
yes

>>538213437
>if you still have bondS

>>538213637
out of ten!

>>538213620
bwo? your thumbnail??

>>538213217
nice

any other retardGODS incapable of making well-thought out long-term plans that are going to use seiun sky for gemini cup? can someone tell me what the fuck I'm meant to be doing? I've done like 200 careers looking for groundwork sparks and I have nothing

Should I shotgun it?

>>538213637
Wow, I'm sorry for liking child umas I guess?

>>538213527
those bunnysuits have nipple meshes anon

>>538213527
based

>ignore the faggots discussion other gacha
are the "blue archive player" in the room with us right now?

>>538213860
levl her up yeah

>>538213991
Symboli Rudolf please rape me

>>538213991
Truly repulsive. Japan is such a disgrace. I can't stand it sometimes. I don't care if they are umas. Women shouldn't dress like men, at all. Without exception. No suits, tuxedos, ties, or that awful looking sailor get-up that's larping as a "school uniform". I want to PUKE!!!

Sorry. /end rant

Disgusting. Truly disgusting. There is no way this turns me on.

>>538213527
Kill yourself pedo

>>538213991
imagine how cucked those fans feel after seeing their ikemen umas flirting with their trainers

>>538212045
Dream Journey is a girl through and through.

>>538214103
>RUDOLF-SAMA, LOOK AT THIS WEIRDO I FOUND!

>>538213531
>stamina to spare activates
>preferred position activates
>deep breathes activates
>thunderbolt step activates
>dominator activates
>sharp gaze activates

>>538214216
You forgot encroaching shadow

>>538214208
kek
Yeah. True, true. You caught me.

>>538211970
>have 2 aces
>none of them have TURF S OR LONG S
>stat requirements are met though
i'm going to lose in the finals

McQweenGODS, what parents are you running her with?

>>538214179
>hyper generic "le big and well build 20 yo" male
let me guess; either a woman, or a (hyper cucked) korean drew this?

>>538213527
I think I'll be watching this before bed every night.

the creek card has an uncanny ability to always be by itself or with director / reporter during for initial training

What a truly disgusting post

>>538213527
>Not adding Taishin and Ruby
I won't forgive this ofense

>>538213637
>suddenly

Just watched Cinderella Gray. Why does Tamamo Cross enter the Fujiwara Zone

>>538214369
Do you want John Korea, Generic san, or just T-head Torena?

>>538214631
The Zone is a real thing, anon

Guess the spark bwo...

>>538214631
She's her.

>>538213637
what?

>Use a RP pot to try out a new uma in TT
>Forget what I was doing and just click through it, missing her race

>>538214715
Guts 3* because what the fuck are those stats

Will there be scenarios or game modes added that change umas' career goals or otherwise allow them to enter races that are currently blocked by a career goal? More specifically will it be possible to unlock all the trophies on flexible runners like Maruzensky? I have not been able to find a clear answer on google or youtube.

>>538214895
Yes, you'll be able to race any track currently in the game during MANT.

>>538214878
They're the stats you get when you run every G1 you possibly can

>>538214369
180cm is not big anon

>>538214675
t-head, or the community approved trainer

SOON

What is the max rank for open league B+ or just B?

>>538214675
he has to be fat and balding

>>538215151
Holy

>>538213963
they do lmao. I kneel

Looking at other umas, not because you're interested in them, but because you want to make Teio feel jealous!

>>538215151
I copy!

>>538215053
I can't wait, I've been getting fucked on CM building the past few days I just want to roll for her and chill for a bit

>>538213527
>bunny tosho
don't show this to kitasan

>>538215278
>making teio jealous for that sweet, sweet +5 wit

>>538215378
fuck off, yurifag

>>538215278
Why are they so clingy? If you look at another girl, teio gets mad. If you’re seen talking with tazuna, curren gets mad. If you try to input professional boundaries, you’re on super creek’s lap.

>>538211701
Did she describe her favorite eroge or something?

I have this feeling that digitan "lovers" don't really like digitan for who she is. Her personality always changes every time someone makes a fan art of her

>>538215436
teio armpit smooth erotic delicious

>>538215278
remember

I like bunny horse girls alright?

>>538213527
Nice

>>538214675
60yo+ miniature old man.

>>538213860
if you already have gone that far then you may as well finish

I've been farming groundwork grandparents since 2 weeks ago and there's literally no difference from if I had started today than 2 weeks ago

>>538215801
THIS IS THE RUN

>>538215469
welcome to fanart, friend

>>538215801
I'm at the big fight before the final boss, which is direct parents for Seiun Sky. It along with Seiun Sky are the worst grinds though much worse than starting Groundwork.

Need gyaru jobber uma to live a simple life in the countryside

>>538210661
>Suzuguru
>Tachyon in the cuck chair
All is right in the world

>>538215469
literally what all the shipfags do with their headcanons

>>538215442
a reference to the real life horse you literal tard.
>literally has yuri living rent free in his head
couldn't be me

>>538216006
Why

>>538215469
She's the designated shipfag shitting street please understand

>>538213527
Is this the peak Kitahara Jo was talking about?

how do we counter the red rocket? i saw people saying in a previous thread if you run an air groove debuffer front runner she gets to activate her ult off you, but if you don't run a front runner and someone else has an urara doesn't everyone just clump up and her ult just activates the second goldships and naritas start to move up anyhow?
i feel like the only way is to not let a haru set the pace so scarlet has to actually consume stamina at a normal pace chaser level for your debuffs to have any chance of killing her.

>3 tryhard runs for CM with 12 Long sparks
>no Long S
>all glue

>1 quick run to improve my TT horses with 2 human trainers (it's not good btw)
>Turf S and Style S on the first inspiration
>great horse

What's with the convoluted ribbon on specific ear to show mare/stallion? Why not just cock or no cock?

king halo asked me to have anal sex with her after our first training session in junior year as a cooldown

Give me one good reason I shouldn't just wait and use my half year anniversary selector for Sky instead of rolling now

>>538215469
She is literally me though

>>538215469
as it should be

>>538215506
Such as?

>>538216363
what is even in the half anni serctor?
If you're f2p just save for oguri and use the selector I guess

>>538216363
In my case I will roll now because I haven't roll for umas even once and can't even complete my teams for trials. I'm desperate at this point.

>>538216363
You have to spend irl money for that

>>538216310
she's not some unstoppable beast like the thread made you believe, in fact she is just a pachinko strategy because her actual overtake is RNG as shit
you can run a groove if you want just make sure her stamina is such that she doesn't die most often in the acceleration zone or just before
you can also just run a better pace and Daiwa can't do shit. make sure not to skimp on power and mid race skills.

Someone post that sexy special week hip thrust gif
I need it really quick

>>538216363
>half anniversary
>selector

>>538216459
God I want to touch her ears so badly.

I have 3 gold recoveries available. Should I still take stam or go for more speed?

I do have long S but no spurt yet because I am cursed

>>538216363
I will lucksack Seiun on the Maru banner

>>538216608
wit

>>538216484
>>538216554
NTA but what else is this then

if super creek loves babying others so much, why doesn't she just get her own babbies?

>>538216608
Doesn't matter that gs is bricked anyways since you didn't max out either speed or stam

>>538216608
zerg rush speed, 1200 is a guaranteed win anon, stamina is not that important

>>538216356
Because having their swinging cocks is for the futa doujin universe

Guts bros, are we winning yet?

>>538215801
just know that you don't REALLY need three stars
getting just two stars is enough
it's more important to use parents that have high affinity with your eventual ace and those two stars will proc consistently during inspo

>>538216676
She will finish with 311 at minimum if I take wit it's only an extra 13

>>538215278
>>538215504
How does she feel when I hang out with Tazuna?

>>538216692
ib4 one of the missions is spend money

>>538216363
I thought the half anni selector is for SSR cards (aka where you can upgrade your non MLB kitasan)

I know this is offtopic but I figured you guys knew best as Umamusume is a roguelite
Anyone know any good offline rpg-ish games for mobile similar but not necessarily like this? it's for a younger family member travelling for a few days on a medical trip

>>538216363
>Half anni
You mean 1st anni. The answer is you have to rely on borrows until then

can you be a fan without playing the game

>christmas oguri
dont care
>summer maru
dont care

i just want seiun sky. not like i will win against whales even if i have both of those

>>538216701
thats your job as a torena

>>538216692
>SSR
that is for a card, not uma

>>538216363
you'll be using that on coguri lol

>>538216757
terrible

yet another extremely common brianGOD w

I don't have any front runners. Why do I need to pull for Seiun Sky?

>>538217104
do NOT question the metaGODS
just ROLL

How come Matikanefuku has such high affinity with Suzuka?

Are you working on your groundwork already?

>>538217104
So WE(ur umadachis) can borrow her

>>538217163
same generation

>>538217170
I've BEEN working on it for the past TWENTY EIGHT RUNS

>>538217170
have a 9* Pasa parent but the blue and pinks are so bad that I'm trying to get something better.

>>538216505
i'm not actually worried, im just trying to theorize because its fun and curious if anyone can poke holes in my logic. in my mind, your best chance to counter scarlet is actually to just stop urara anchors and like you suggest, stat/skill them a bit more competitively instead of just the bare minimum to pass ura finals and then 1000 wit

>>538212035
>no special wife
Trash

>>538217170
yeah it's right next to my retirement nest-egg

I'll probaby spend CM3 grinding parents for Maru

>>538217170
I've been getting jackshit

>>538217359
just run a better pace chaser with easier and better skill activations and don't slack on power
If she can't trigger her ultimate she auto loses.

>>538216808
Ultra Kaiju Monster Rancher

>>538217406
post it and I will add her

It's all so tiresome

>>538209020
just watch a youtube anon. theres too much to it

>>538217606
how many 3* blues?

>>538216228
Sex with Gentildonna.

IM READY (im not)

>>538217725
A lot but not many of them are very good.

This game needs more fucking gibs

>>538216808
Download a DS emulator and play an evangelion raising sim. Download a PSP emulator and play redigitize.

CM2 status?

>>538216006

>>538216363
seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex

>>538218025
suffering through mayano runs

>>538217512
I love this bitch, too bad I won't have any rolls for her

>>538218025
ready to talk about CM3, I'm tired of watching golshi take that final turn.

Hello can I have a (You)?

The judges are on crack

>>538218025
SEETHING

>>538218134
she is favorite if the race is on a 10000m track.

>>538215469
Nobody has consistent characterization even in official media.

>>538218116
only a little, as a treat.

how do I extract voice clips from the PC version

hee hee hee hooooo

>>538218025
im tired

I'm so glad I pulled Rudolf, she's such a good dad to everyone

Is there any document or actual process explanation on how to loop farm whites?

>>538218025
putting out 2 debuffers and an ace with 2 end closer debuffs

>>538218025
All three of my aces that managed to get over 1000 Speed and Stam do not have Long S. My Goldshit does not have Spurt.
It's teiover.

I want to be emotionally manipulated by my Uma desu

>4 speed card
>Nobody showed up for 2 summers in a row
>2 SR stamina card
>over 1000
You have to be shitting me, no wonder people are quitting this game

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/R18MfCqFkrk

I'm posting this every day until you fags like it.

>>538218659
it's supposed to be the other way around..

>>538218313
If it's a one-off thing I think you can use OBS

>>538218313
you can shut of sound effects and music and record stereo mix with audacity in a pinch

>get stam to 900 during senior summer
>get maestro, cooldown and bofa
>get long S and spurt
>Alright cool I'll use the rest of the year on speed and get close to 1200
>a single speed rainbow happens before the URA semis
Specialty priority is a fucking lie

Finally got a 3* blue after like five days of nonstop career runs, and it even has good white sparks, but it's a fucking 3* speed and not the stam/pow I was looking for...

Doubly annoying because I'm building legacies primarily for medium and long distance races.

>>538218025
no spurt but fuck it we ball

>>538218313
Unity Asset Bundle Extractor?

>>538219041
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
trainer id?

>>538218827
I want a doujin (non-h) of an Uma manipulating the trainer and lowering their self esteem and worth so she can get him…only for her to get cucked by Tazuna

>>538218659
>you don’t need your mother and father or any other family member
>you don’t need friends
>all you need is me, trainer-san.

>>538219023
Sparks are ok at least

>>538219247
Keep this. In like 2 years we can 3* it :)

>>538219041
that sucks you whiffed a 1/4 on the pinks assuming you fixed long, such is life though

Any 'chon clubs with empty slots and plenty of shoe trading who will hold a slot for 24 hours? I've been doing 3-5 runs a day.

>>538217497
if theres a haru dictating the pace of the race thats just rng for you too because you'll all just jog into the final stretch shoulder to shoulder and if she has a nosehair sticking into first place her ult will fire at the absolute optimal second

>>538215449
Uhh, what is Creek going to do to me while I'm on her lap

>>538219041
>3 star blue
>3 star groundwork
>>538219247
> >1 Stamina spark
>Long spark

https://poal.me/y9h1mw
https://poal.me/y9h1mw

I do very detailed recordkeeping

>>538219041
Damn groundworks pacechaser pog

>>538219558
forgor to attach

ITS A TORAINING TIME

>>538218025
Still can't cap any stats
It wasn't so bad at CM1 since there were people worse than but I feel like I won't be able to cut it this time so I'm prepared to wash out in prelims

i think this is the run bros

>>538219792
don’t say that there are umacels in this thread

>>538219885
A chance...

WHAT

I DON'T NEED PRUDENT POSITIONING
I DON'T NEED AFTER SCHOOL
I JUST NEED SLIPSTREAM YOU STUPID LITTLE SHIT
AND CAN I FUCKING GET SOME CHARMING IT'S BEEN LIKE 10 CAREERS SINCE YOU GAVE IT TO ME

>Grind to raise friendship
>None of the Umas want to train together for most of the turns
>First Summer and I have 2 Umas still in green
>Finally get them all to orange a few turns after Summer
>Sweep procs immediately next turn with her Charming event
She did it on purpose

>>538218025
I've come to terms with my eventual loss.

STOP GIVING ME GROUNDWORK RUDOLF, I NEED SUBDUED HINTSSSSSSSS

>>538219885
Mayachi, ganbare

>>538219928
yeah but it happened again

>>538218116
Hello can I have a lewd image of Rice Shower?

They should have had an actual American voice Taiki. Her voice is awful

glue all debuffers
you are scum
you have wasted other peoples time
but even worse
your own

>>538219953
>>538219983
kek

>>538220079
You may

>>538220108
Taiki is delightful. If she were voiced by an american you'd be bitching about that instead. Some folks would bitch if you hung 'em with a green rope.

>>538220108
this guy. get him

>>538220112
Springfield is shit
Grass is shit
Don't remember botes at all
Shit taste tbhdesu toreina san

>>538220108
Voices by Mori calliope

>>538220171
Thank you!

>>538208772
so it's most important to hit the 400 stat break ASAP
>special week completes her event pre-debut
>hydrate

I'm literally running out of room to notate how many times she's lost this race

I SWEAR TO THE FUCKING THREE GODDESSESS I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU UNTIL I HAVE NOTHING LEFT AND END YOUR CAREER AS A SINGLE MOTHER

>>538220108
I’d rather hear the sounds of my castration than listen to dub.
>>538220320
No thank you.

>>538220017
I want to hug this sexy dork

>>538220504
that's why you do parent farming for hard to hint skills

>>538220504
hey
chill out

>>538220504
WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE HELIOS
HELIOS THE FUCKING GOAT

>>538220297
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, kuso.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING MCQUEEN

>>538220112
Sex with Grass Wonder
Sex with Springfield
Sex with Saratoga

I've been playing for 2 weeks
I have no issue getting Speed, Stam, and Power to 600 with one being 1100
I still haven't gotten at single 3 star blue parent

>>538220504
>I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU
get in the line, big guy

>>538220320
She’s not Texan

Is it bad that I only Umapyoi when I see Happy Meek on the podium?

>>538220691
Her best

>>538220681
Springfield posting IS shitposting tho
Lying ugly bitch

>>538220108
Her voice is perfect fuck you

>>538220112
Nursing handjob from Springfield
Hotdogging with Grass Wonder
Paizuri from Sara-nee

>>538220691
Heh

>>538218025
If I can qualify for the graded group A finals I would consider it goal accomplished

My wife is very cute and her jokes are very funny.

People keep saying that Whales have the advantage later in the game's life, but what exactly is the advantage?

At some point bot f2p and whales will be able to reach 1200+ Stats, the only difference will be white sparks and skills.

What exactly becomes a whale advantage in the future?

>>538221038
>t. rudolf

>>538221016
umabomber

>>538220791
This is why nobody likes you

>>538221074
I've heard the opposite from JP anons though

>>538221038
You don’t have to lie. You just say this cause you want sex.

>>538221074
They get to pay to reroll sparks more times

>>538220791
Quiet anon, people with taste are talking.

>1* groundwork
It's something haha...

Fukukitaru, what the fuck

>its another robbed by goldshitter at the very last second episode
This uma is a menace to society and needs to be stopped.

>>538221226
>>538220681
Springfield my love.. you're still as beautiful as you were in the past

Watching S2, what do you mean Kiryu Kazuma's in charge of Bourbon?

>>538221262
MATIKANEFUKUKITARU YOU CAN'T JUST SAY SHIT LIKE THAT

>>538221220
>You can reroll sparks

I swear, the more that i hear about JP QoL the more i want to abandon global and just start in JP.

How do you get rid of Standard Distance X?

>>538221262
JUST DON'T DIE NIGGA

>>538221348
It was a substory bro...

>>538221348
It was one of those side stories.

>>538221393
abandon the run entirely and hope it doesn't happen again or just spend all your points fixing it r.i.p

>>538216701
Couldn't race pregnant

>>538221231
I've done 26 Condor Pasa runs over the weekend and this is better than any of the ones I got kek

>>538221210
Incorrect
It's not because I find her incredibly attractive, especially in her casual wear outfit.
Puns are very funny and my wife is the best at them.

>>538221523
wtf is this shit? I never got that before.

>horse racing game
>random talks about female guns

>>538221631
Yeah I'm not entirely sure either. It's like a negative basically though. It's really bad kek. Someone smarter than me could probably explain it better. I think it's like having standard distance. Only its the opposite. So it's making you turbo shitty. I think. lel

>>538208875
GUTS

>>538221226
At least you're not denying that Grass Wonder sux.

>>538221393
just spend the points in the skill screen to get rid of it
the only plus is that it gives you a hint for the positive skill

mayano sucks

>>538221835
my cock

I could win Gemini if I had her with that 20% speed and 10% stamina growth

>>538221370
>>538221420
>proceeds to mog her in the race
This Taru is not playing nice, what the fuck is her problem

THANK YOU SWEEP
I FUCKING LOVE CHARMING
I LOVE IT IN SENIOR YEAR LIKE 6 TURNS BEFORE URA FINALE
THANK YOU SWEEP
YOU CUNT

what the fuck happened to umalator
the amount of stamina and guts it says i need dropped by like 150
i would way more easily believe that something about it fucked up than my previous results were so far off
it says i can get by with 820 stamina, 300 guts, and 3 gold recoveries
before i needed like 850 stamina 450 guts and 3 recoveries

>>538216701
Her tits must already weigh her down a lot. Post pregnancy Creek would be immobile.

What support cards do I use fo mejiro ryan? She has bonus power training but she runs medium and long races

>>538221860
what a bitch

>>538221732
Yeah?
>>538221835
>>538221805
And swallows

>>538221869
Just take the top option

remember what you're fighting for

What's the trick for raising Mayano as an end closer in career? Focus on leveling Stam->Speed and run her in Pace?

>>538221869
I cast a cool spell
f:guro$ f:snuff$ f:asphyxiation$ f:decapitation$

>>538222075
anon linux isn't a magical language

>>538222039
You get locky

SPEEEESHELLLL WEEEEEKAAAAAAH

These women appeal to me

>Everyone keeps requesting Dirt Shoes
PLEASE STOP. I don't have enough for everyone. Be like the other 2 members who just request medium and mile shoes

>

>>538207590 (OP)
You aren't Fenomeno, Golshi.

Giving these tits a big load of Bavarian cream

how easy does passing pro trigger? it seems pretty easy

>>538222175
>women
>4 boyfaggots

>>538222186
I unironically caved in and gave all my dirty shoes away so that way I don't have to feel bad for ignoring this retarded request. Lazy fuckers. Acting like playing Uhara a couple times would kill them or something.

>>538207590 (OP)
Should have made it say neighers

>>538222187
why are they like this?
your toreina is like your dad/teacher

FRIENDSHIP TRAINING WITH
>KING HALO
KING HALO
>KING HALO
KING HALO
>KING HALO
KING HALO
>KING HALO
KING HALO

>>538222430
you mean boyfriend/husband

>>538222452
what a good girl

>>538218025
Not nearly as good as I'd like, but I'll probably go with a Golshi and Top Gun and (debuffer) Air Groove.

>>538222430
no, tracen is a husband searching ground

>>538218025
Gave up before it was even announced. Never stood a chance.

>>538222210
Wuz good my clankka

>>538222452
friendship with benefits?

>>538222610
Never give up. Just choose to be strong. It's really that simple.

>>538222315
It really does kill them when they have quotas to meet kek

>club has +5 members offline for over a week
any club open? not necessarily tryhard, but atleast top 1000 or something.

FUKUKITARUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU <3

>>538213527
Where can we download all these uma mods
I need something to motivate me in playing this game

>>538222513
like christian colleges, you go to tracen and don't end up with a husband by the end you get your money back

>>538222075
bwo please dont cast it on urself

>>538222175
this is basically a ranking of most crazy and/or delusional

No... My Hot-springs scene...

>>538218025
I'm absolutely going to win it - again. I've been bouncing between career and PVP matches and I'm pretty much unbeatable. Once in a blue moon I get robbed at the neck & neck, 3ft from the finish line, but it happens sometimes in lobbies. That absolutely isn't going to happen to me when the real show starts.

>>538222734
My best stamina cards are 1LB Creek and MLB Mayano. My best stam spark is 6*.

>>538222916
You weren’t worthy. I’ll take care of her for you, lil bro

>>538222315
It's not even just playing Urara. Like I'm pretty sure from the last CM a shitton of people picked Oguri, whose entire career is basically "Congrats, your playing very easy mode. Here's your free dirt shoes, sashes, URA finale win, and money"

I like Cinderella Grey Rudolf

You should be borrowing MLB Tazuna if you have MLB kita and creek

>>538222327
No, 逃げrs
https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30114-daiichi-ruby

>>538221991
He deserves it

bros my fingers are itching... hold me back...

>>538222792
anyone... bros?, I just want an A rank club reward...

>>538223232
what

Remember not to be a neigher and share strong Seiun Sky friend codes with /uma/ as they start popping up.

>>538222430
I'm afraid Tracen is NOT beating the allegations of being a hunting ground for umas
It's over

>>538223320
>niger propaganda

>>538221939
Being a horse mounted soldier had to have been the coolest feeling.

>>538209491
UryAAAAA