Thread 531032040

Previous: >>531019115

>Game News
Current Rate Up: Ines Fujin (3* Alt), Gold City (3* Alt), Tamamo Cross (SSR), Mejiro Ryan (SSR), Tucker Bryne (SSR)

Scenario Release Campaign:
>Double Career Drop
>Extra Rentals & Cost Discount
>TP Usage Halved
>Daily Free Factor Reroll
>Onsen Rate Up
Tachyon's Factor Research is currently underway
CM Classic will be held on 7/25, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: NO debuff skills
LoH Long will be held in August, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
>Design Your Island Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kmCbUtdQap3YtXnnGRrdk-_Di3pXaATnJBrPACPQcAc/edit?usp=sharing

>EN Schedule
Current Rate Up: Biwa Hayahide (3*), Mejiro Palmer (SSR)
7/6 - 7/15: Legend Race
7/16 - 8/1: Story event
7/27 - 8/8: Legend Race

>IP News
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

>Thread Circles
JP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)
EN: https://rentry.org/umaclubs
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26 (Now includes Card Score Spreadsheet & Support Evaluation Doc)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)
https://rentry.org/umapog

>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any device
https://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/
>How to link your Cygames ID
https://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume

hora

Thoughts on picking support cards based on the skills they provide instead of the stat?

You guys are already obsessively doing it but only with Super Creek for some reason so why not do it with the other 5 cards too?

>>531032163
Not viable right now with the limited number of cards we have.

Teio!

curren-chan!

>got into this game because my friend said it was yuricoded
>not even close to yuricoded
>at best it's mtfcoded with all the genderswapped horses
I feel so betrayed

>>531032163
I try to pick speed cards that give me good skills too. That goes for the other stat cards too.

>>531032163
If the skill is giga core for the strategy of your uma then it's still good to take them as long as its performance isn't pure utter shit.

Hey

I am addicted to rolling and cant wait to blow a fat load on kitasan

>>531032163
Yes, now you're starting to get it and think for yourself.

>>531032137
one job

nishino flower looks like a conniving bitch

>>531032320
I know, it's great

>>531032258
>trannyshin trannyshin trannyshin!
>trannyshin trannyshin trannyshin!
>trannyshin trannyshin
>tra nny shin!

As a new F2P player, it always embarrasses me reading some of the newbro comments in this general about how you can barely win consistently, or some horses are hard, or reach 600 stats on four stats as if it's all impossible as F2P. It's ok to not know anything but you bros know there's a million guides out there. The game has been out for 5 years and everything in the early game has already been solved. It's all documented. It's obviously a lot to ask or expect for gacha players to read guides for 30 minutes or youtube a 5 min video but man it really paints a picture on the type of people that play gacha.

>>531031998
The whiplash is something else
Anime spe isn't that close to the trainer but game spe is SOMETHING

>>531032235
Shut and marry and reproduce with your uma already, trainer-san

TEIO HATE
good night bwos

>>531032225
JUST TWO MORE WEEKS

>>531032235
I'm sorry you're mentally ill bro

>only 17k carats saved up
>chances of MLBing kitasan feels more and more hopeless by the day
I'm ngmi...

No more questions. No more excuses. Suck the milk bottle NOW

>>531032380
Most gacha players solve game problems by reading reroller guides, reroll for the most meta shits and just throw them at the problem.

>>531032308
Sorry I was lacking wits...

>>531032223
Can she still do this with broken legs?

>>531032163
If I had a Turbo for every role instead of just Front/Sprint I'd be set for life.

sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt
sniffing Tazuna's big butt
>>531032163
That's what I've been doing. I have Bakushin's SSR card so I just slap that on my Short characters for fun

>>531032493
I wonder if uma breastmilk is safe to drink
They're biologically different so maybe there's incompatibility issues
Idk

all girls should be flat

Marvelous.. Sunday..

>>531032380
it's 1000x more fun to struggle and figure it out yourself than to follow guides though

Humbly requesting help finding a club if you have room, im active everyday.

440809105066

Remember newfriends, when an uma takes off her earsocks, that's even lewder than her taking off her clothes.

>>531032493
When did SC have her hype moment and aura?

Can someone actually post a comparison of the Helio's localization vs original Japanese, I'm not going to play global just to find out.

Not what I was going for but thanks goldshi, and that last final stamina troll. Chefs kiss.

Does this mean I'm bricked for legend races still?

ID:506237552125

Behead all chestnut umiggers

>>531032258
Id let her in

>>531032382
Yeah, but in the game every uma only has one trainer. That person being (You) in their career. So they focus all their tism on (You)

>>531032163
raw stats are just better than skills right now i feel, but that might change once we get more cards.
all you need are recovery skills and your horse's inherent skill is good enough to clutch any close race.

>SSR tickets keep giving me speed cards
I NEED DUPES OF CREEKS FUCKING DAMN IT

>>531032634
What the fuck are you talking about
Most umas do it

the spark grind is really satisfying, fun to see your legacies go from total shitters to 6/7 stars with actually useful skills to pass down; and it'll be fun when I eventually get to 8/9 stars too

Are there any SR cards that are worth using over SSR?
I tried looking some recommendations, but everything points to some word document with weird graphs that I don't get.

>>531032613
Humans drink cow, goat, and other kinds of milk. I'm sure uma milk is fine.

>>531032493
Okay, but I won't like it..
goo gaga...

>>531032779
I still cant get a B+ outside of BAKUSHIINNNNN

Should I try to race with other umas .eg Daiwa Scarlet for better legacy?

>>531032702
>raw stats are just better than skills right now i feel
Do you know how much Speed you need to match the velocity boost from a single "Slightly increase" skill?

You can calculate it right now my friend, the formulas are public.

>>531032626
How are Inari One's tits listed as 85? Those don't look like 85s

>>531032457
I mean I'd say it's a 50/up splits. The horses are either gay or autists. Except Suzuka who's both gay and autistic

>>531032235
>my friend said it was yuricoded
Your friend is a retard that never played Uma Musume then.

>>531032779
is there a problem of having the same grandparent twice, like how you have vodka on both legacies? or is the base parent the only thing that matters?

>>531032787
Fully uncapped SR cards tend to be better than most 0*/1* SSR if you don't count the gold skills SSR cards give.
Sweepy, King, Eishin speed cards are very good. Scarlet and Marvelous wit cards are also good if you don't have Fine Motion.

>>531032779
I kinda stopped trying for sparks and just went with if it happens it happens

Why is Rudolf still in high school?

>>531032623
if only
it irritates me so much that any non-loli flatty ends up getting drawn with massive boobs in half of her fanart regardless

>>531032924
Why not

>>531032849
she's one of the smallest characters in the game and the three sizes calculates the circumference

>>531032613
Why would that be the case when umas exclusively breed with ningen men?

>>531032857
>Suzuka
>gay
even in the anime she wants trainer's dick

my nice nature refuses to do well in URA

>>531032924
She peaked and she has to linger around.

>Beat the URA with Makitakiwakifaku
Okay I'm reasonably confident I can clear the campaign with anyone now

>>531032924
She skips classes and smokes and drinks behind the bleachers.

>Smart Falcon
>Is retarded
Curious...

>>531032924
As with alot of things in the uma world, don't think about it too hard

>>531032924
She's president for life and I dont mind it. After all she still fits her high school uniform.

>>531032924
Same reason Maruzensky is still in high school

That uma in the classroom? Mejiro Dober broke her.

>>531032991
she clearly has a crush on spe

>>531033021
we are talking about Rudolf not Nakayama Festa

>>531032395
dude wtf why

>>531033012
>peaked
As in capped?

>>531032991
Factually correct. All umas strive to run, compete, and reproduce.

Umas are basically elves

>>531032915
>have FM
>no Sweep
>King, Eishin are lb1
Well damn, at least I know what to keep an eye out for when I finally dump what I got.

I am not your googoo baby
I'm not your bf
I'm not your fiance
I'm your trainer
Tracen Academy doesn't allow any of that

>>531032924
Works on my machine.

>>531032845
what do you think those speed increases scale off of? your raw stats.
i'm not saying to not get any skills at all, it's just more important to have more stats. you're inevitably going to get like 3 speed boosting skills no matter what support cards you use. SSR cards with higher bonus stat gains are just more important than using a card with skills that synergize with your horse's style. you aren't even guaranteed to get all of those skills no matter how many hints you collect.

>yurigoggles
>"mtfcoded"

>2 energy restorig random events after resting to full
aaaahhh

>>531032924
Why they NEVER leave school?

>>531033126
elves aren't known for their grip strength.

i suck at this game im out of alarm clocks i lose every run and im almost out of toughness 30. starting to learn how to play though but im not sure which of thse legacies is better.
i assume the first one would make better parents if i roll speed spark again?

Why do the uma wear ear socks?
Doesn't it make everything sound muffled?

>>531032924
it's not really a high school per se, it's a higher education training center. a gov quarantine/surveillance facility for strong umas

>>531032819
in my own experience it's mostly just a matter of figuring out ideal card setups and good ways to optimize during a run, I've been playing since launch and only started landing B+ in the past few days
>>531032897
not at all, if anything kind of incestuous legacy setups is good especially this early since it allows you to propagate good sparks easier, both of those vodkas are the same one with a 3* power spark so it totals to 6* in power when they're brought in as grandparents
>>531032918
I've been pretty passive with myself, obviously I try to use the system strategically but I'm not really grinding just for sparks so much as score chasing, I've only gotten one 3 star spark so far and I'm considering that pretty good progress

Who the fuck thought making a bitch with a chipmunk voice the MC a good idea? S2 is unwatchable

>>531033165
>what do you think those speed increases scale off of? your raw stats.
No they don't.

>>531033096
lol, you wish little bro

>>531033151
Money opens all doors, Torainer-san...

>>531032929
REAL
KILL ALL BOOBS FAGS

I did it, Tachyonbros.

>>531033151
I implore you to put on the bib, for your own safety.

All girls should have big boobs

>>531033209
in my headcanon champion umas get permanent residence + free food, the losers get back to society like tucker, hakase, light hello etc

>>531033151
>implying you have the right to consent

Hors girls riding horses

>>531033320
>the losers get back to society
>Haru still at Tracen
Theory debunked

>>531033342
DELETE THIS

I know that it's not easy to hear but Urara is sex.

>>531033239
>in my own experience it's mostly just a matter of figuring out ideal card setups and good ways to optimize during a run, I've been playing since launch and only started landing B+ in the past few days
Well I can barely can get a run in a day and work keeps me busy. I guess I am still lacking experience.

>>531033223
Rice and Creek have some rough patches. Like very rough for a noob
imo, stick to bakushin and tachyon until you get a 3* speed, then merge her with a whale's 9* until you get a 9*
only then with 2 9* parents would I suggest trying some more difficult characters.

>>531033270
Congrats guinea pig. You must now allow her to use your body for experiments.

>>531033250
>hey, torainer-san, now that the girls are all asleep, what's say you and I do some extra stamina training?
>no umaing way, fag

Pretty sure that if I had better support cards I'd have A ranks already. Man I can't wait for the 16th to get this over with.

trainers joke about flat being aero but aren't bigger boobs actually more aerodynamic due to the smooth flowing curvature versus a flat wall?

>>531033356
she won arima kinen, what are you talking about

>>531033342
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE THINGS

>>531033365
Elaborate

Tracen academy was built to produce race horse girls not act as a platform to find your soul mate

Reminder that big and rich families marry their umamusumes to successful trainers to hoard them so they dont train their rivals

>>531033248
>skill activates
>this is the effect
0.15 of WHAT?

>>531033371
this game doesn't demand consistent effort to nearly the same degree as a lot of other modern gacha so I wouldn't worry about it, you'll get there when you get there and stuff like the spark grind is a lot more fun passively (at least in my opinion) anyways

Horses aren't real.
The creature you call "horses" is just a psy-op.

>>531033473
So where's the Director's soulmate?

>>531033415
clearly we need umas with bomb shaped tits

Bros my spark and Kitasan luck... the gate wasn't even a rainbow
My first 50 carat roll gave me Rice too...

i keep using Rest AAAAAHHHHH

>>531033270
>been grinding Tachyon for perfect run
>accidentally get 8* spark Tachyon
>now actively trying to get another 8-9* spark pace chaser so that I can use her again
I miss her

>>531033197
yuri musume

>>531033443
I don't want to swim.

>>531033270
Congrats

>>531033480
0.15 of your speed anon
so if your max speed is 1000, you get 150 buff

>aggressive handholding
Why is Satono Diamond such a predator?

>>531033482
Oh yeah, I am taking easy from the start. I dont need a second job. I am having fun as it is.

>>531033538
>>531033462
why do grasses cost fucking 40$???

>>531033480
0.15 m/s. You really didn't know?

What is the next event?

>>531033415
Same principle as area ruling in transonic speed regimes.
I believe the first year in Tracen covers this.

>>531033256
>>531033339
How is this predator allowed to say in the academy

>>531033256
>>531033339
Why is this innocent-looking girl drawn like a fiendish rapist?

>>531033538
>>531033462
please tell me this isnt about her getting euthanized soon

>>531033596
>>531033575
Which one is correct....

>>531033615
S2 collab with Teio rojo and McQueen blanco, both suck lol

>>531033270
I want to tie her sleeves together

>>531033643
they are a large donator of tracen

>>531033665
nyo she just got gifted a ton of high quality grass due to the influx from global

>>531033665
Urara's twitter (the actual horse) has been blowing up, so the owners opened up donations of high quality grass for fans to purchase for Urara
Urara's been getting a metric fuckton of grass

>>531033665
People sent her a lot of rye grass to eat. Her caretakers took advantage of the global uma interest and promoted the grass donations.

game really hates Natie
>do normal choices at start
>get 7th at debut
nigger wtf happened?

Do they really euthanize Suzuka after losing people's money? What the fuck that's really cruel I don't feel like I want to touch the game now....

>>531033632
We must explore the hip to ass ratio of Uma's in order to maximize their potential. Bigger asses will positively impact air resistance for all Uma's.

the grass donation drive is just another yakuza money laundering operation.

Be wary about marrying any girl who is part of a big clan. Because you're not just marrying her, you're also going to be used as the clan dildo and sperm bank.

>>531033665
She will live a comfy life before the world burns to the ground.

How the fuck did humans travel in the midcenturies in the world of umas which had no horses?
What the fuck?

Urara is going to get a nice big round belly.

>>531033568
Wow what a kind and polite uma! Usually horse girls don't even ask before throwing your human rights down the bin haha!

>>531033538
>>531033462
How do we know the owner isn't pocketing 90% of the donations?

>>531033787
She got euthanized for racing too fast and broke her leg.

>>531033817
Maybe, but granny Haru is happy and gets to eat age-based feed.

>>531033787
the post you're looking at fucking TELLS YOU why they did it.
the absolute STATE of people that are slurping up dexerto posts to get horse lore.

Holy goddamn FINALLY beat it with this slot machine horse, i swear her stats dont matter and every race a D20 is rolled to determine your outcome

>>531033787
did some indian esl write that, what a odd phrasing. No she got euthanized because she got a grave injury in her last race. So yes, she caused a lot of loss of money to people that bet on her but that's a weird angle to approach the event.

>>531033787
If a horse breaks it's leg there's no recovery

>>531033225
some hors gets frightened very easily, ear covers helps reduce the noise from the crowd

narita brain, for example, was afraid of shadows.. so they put that towel thing above his nose so he won’t see the ground

if you call Ulala "Haru" one more time I'm cursing all your runs to never get rainbows during summer camp ever again

>>531033940
>did some indian esl write that, what a odd phrasing
Its the sloppiest slop you can find on twitter

>>531033594
grass :(
grass, japan :O

>>531033342
oyakodon

>>531033940
it's obvious the guy wanted to vilify horse racing

>>531033878
Hopefully everyone's smart enough to know that
Or at the very least know that 90% of the donations will be spent on other aspects like raising other animals or new racehorses or more laundering lmao

>>531033964
Damn, Brian is a DORK.

>>531033964
makes sense
thanks fren

>>531033542
Why the fuck did she change course to mile early on and fucked up my run
I dont get her route

>>531033940
dexerto is just a pop culture slop mill so that sort of stuff is really common

>>531033882
dude I can’t watch this this is too sad

>>531034029
must be a baggots

>>531033878
wasn't it a direct purchase to the grass thing rather than her owner?

>>531034031
brian SEX

I pray for all satono posters to get satono ssr in their support card pull. You're welcome, always glad to help a fellow trainer.

These are starting to get weirdly specific

>>531033787
> i dont want to play the only medium which pays the utmost respect to these athlete level animals both alive and dead
You dont really give a shit, just shut up and race horse girls

>>531033787
When a horse suffers a serious fracture in even one leg and is unable to stand, it is no longer able to circulate blood, and eventually the limbs begin to die, leading to a painful death. In the past, a horse named Ten Point sustained a fatal injury, and treatment was given to save his life, but the result was that the horse suffered only pain and died 43 days later. In light of this, horses that have sustained fatal injuries have been given the option of euthanasia, both past and present, and in the past, horses with poor prognosis were inhumanely processed into meat, which would cause further suffering. Therefore, the rules were tightened so that euthanasia measures must be carried out at the racetrack at the discretion of a veterinarian and with the owner's consent. Incidentally, it is believed that the reason Silence Suzuka broke her leg was because, as there were no signs of injury or damage, the horse's body was unable to withstand the speed it was able to reach, and the bones were unable to withstand the speed. Silence Suzuka must have been in a lot of pain from the fracture, but I heard that she didn't get drunk and violent with the pain, but instead stopped calmly so as not to throw off her jockey, Yutaka Take.

if horses aren't real then what is this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOnmn-PqKLg
I love this song

>>531034109
How do we know the grass supplier and the owner aren't colluding with one another?

531033787

>>531034118
that's one of the uma specific ones, each uma has an epithet with similarly particular requirements that only she can get

>>531033940
Most of the injuries are from the jockey pushing the horse way too hard. Horse racing has always been and will always be highly unethical.

>>531034206
Just buy the grass.

>>531034176
Nothing beat the good old classics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPjLotu5j9Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0_VsmNXLNI

>>531034219
Huh, the more you know

I still have all my old 9* parents on JP. The oldest one is from 3/23/21 while the Mcfatty one at the top left with 10826 rating is from 7/28/21. Hope it's a good frame of reference for how many 3* you get though obviously you can't tell how many runs I did in between. The Goldship with the carrot isn't a 9* parent but was my CM winner I believe.

>>531034136
Damn bro, when grandpa got cancer they just said good luck you got 2 years left
They didnt try to euthanize him as he was kicking and screaming for life

>>531034206
since when does this fat fuck care about the supply chain of what she munches?

Such vibrant dialogue is simply not possible in the stiflingly stagnant language that is Japanese.

>>531034259
t.

I WANT TO FUCK DIA CHAN
GIVE ME DIA MLB CARDS
AAAAAAAAAAH

>>531034383
I smell kikery afoot

Isn't it rude to ask for shoes all the time?

>trying urara's career
>no optional dirt races

>>531034136
>suzuka lost because she was too fast
lazy writing on gods part, how cliche

>>531034461
No, that's serious trainer business.

I spammed recreation with Haru, but I never got the claw event. Is there something I am missing or did I get bad luck?

>>531034461
where else would you get club point dumbass, this isn't jp where you can just get point by playing

>>531034057
Dexerto is fine, it's just content for absolute bottom feeder there's plenty of that. The problem is those people are among us and they repost their trash here.

>every single support event in careers is just (You) appearing near the featured uma by chance and deciding to listen in and follow them wherever they go
Am I a stalker?

I need a double tit job from McQueen and Silence Suzuka

>>531034136
Such a kind horse having his life cut short like that is brutal. I just want Suzuka to be happy.

>>531034461
its not if everyone requests the same one n just pass them around in a circle n sniff them

>>531034461
if you aren't requesting shoes on cooldown you're actually trolling your club.

>>531034519
It tends to show up more often when you reaches the 2nd year onwards.

umm tachyon...

>>531034483
just click the arrows and schedule them, no need to force it with turfs

>>531033594
it's a 15kg crate of fresh, refrigerated ryegrass and apparently that's quite pricey

>>531033878
Pocketing 90% of grass, dipshit? What, you think he is walking around with his pockets full of fucking grass, grass all under his shirt like he is a fucking scarecrow? Is he a fucking horse too? Does he sleep on a pile of grass, sprinkle some on his coffee? Fuck you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av72yI9-CHk
>none of the hors tried to dodge
are they dumb?

Installed the Uma game for Belno but I can't find her anywhere WHERE IS SHE

>>531034549
need all the inspiration u can get to make your dumbfuk trainee win..

>>531034586
Yeah, I am in classic year late jun and didn't see it once.

Liberty Island...

>Guy with 19m fans decides to leave my random club
>Drop over 300 places with no possibility of climbing back to A rank for the month
Are there going to be openings for any /uma/ clubs at the beginning of August?

My daughter and her retarded daughter

>>531034668
Sorry, she is for me only.

>dai
>rape bait
>dia
>rapes

I won't wear the bib
I won't suck on the pacifier
I won't drink from the bottle
I won't make baby noises
Enough is ENOUGH

>>531033594
>he thinks expensive, popular, horses eat the same cheap grass from the local park he eats

>>531034662
with all that dust, from their pov, they can't see shit

>>531034483
where the fuck are you looking that you aren't finding any dirt races? the training tab?

>>531034668
Mein Führer... Oguri only has one top guy and that's (You)...

Holy shit why hasn't anyone gotten Rice Shower any meds? This is abuse.

>>531034662
maybe its the dirt/sand obscuring shit +the speed they are going, just a guess

Daichi's club leader should impose fan requirements

>>531034483
it's better not to run any actual dirt horses until Smart Falco releases, since a bunch of dirt races get implemented alongside her. just make El or Oguri your dirt horses for now.

>>531034721
Torena-kun you act like you have a choice

>>531034642
You're not sending grass. You're sending 6k yen. Why do you sound mad? Are you the owner? Maybe you should stop the obvious fraud.

Ano ...!

>>531033562
S-Suzuka…I’m your trainer…this is wrong

>use auto select for pvp
>recommends lower score team
But why?

>>531034721
>I won't drink from the bottle
Straight from the source it is then.

Tazuna, please
Shut the fuck up
before I lose it and rape you

>>531033095
She could never break my hero

Reminder that umas are much stronger than humans, so the only thing stopping them from raping their trainer on the spot is their own morality

how does she smell?

>>531034642
why so serious?

>>531034591
guinea pig issue

>>531034958
>before I lose it and rape you
Low guts

>>531034969
Even nishino flower?
I find that hard to believe
Should I watch the anime for context

so the gameplay loop is to run a career a millions times until you get the desired sparks, then inherit them to another uma doing the same until she ends with those sparks and new ones, so then give it to the original uma back to make her stronger and form a perfect inbreeding horse?

>>531034997
Canonically she starts using the same shampoo as you.

>>531034958
>Only wants to help and give the best advice she can to Torena-san
>Gets raped for it
Why would you do this anon

>>531033509
it's me

is it safe to pick your 3* uma now or are we getting more random ssr tickets?

>>531034886
you have no choice, this is the scenery she wanted to see

>>531033787
Dexerto's gonna run through every uma's history at this point, huh.

>>531035102
To pvp, 15 umas in total

>silence suzuka is so cute
>I'll play the game to see more of her
>Suzuka almost break her leg at the end, but it's ok, we won the URA
>I wonder how is Suzuka today
>...
>...
>...
>rice shower is so cute
WHY THE FUCK DID GOD DECIDED THAT I SHOULD PICK 2 TRAGEDIES BACK TO BACK

>fail a 25% training
>Slacker out of nowhere just before a race
>mood down from good to bad
>poor weather after the race drops it down to awful
>three fucking turns in the infirmary to clear slacker all while energy is wasted
>one more turn on recreation
Fuck, some careers just aren't meant to be

>>531033787
>>531033882
>Suzuka's speed autism has an IRL reason
Holy kinography

Is tricking Sakura Bakushin O and other Umas ok?

http://poal.me/auow8q

>>531035116
god i wish that was me coughing up blood

>>531035102
The gameplay loop is doing your daily then logging off, getting work done and watching keiba.
Anything else is autism.

>>531034686
You think Kitasan implosion is just a joke? Its gonna be a massive bloodbath

>>531035109
Damn...

>>531034961
a diferent Mejiro saw throught his violent demeanour into the the small penis energy loser he really was
truly the strongest bloodline

>>531035116
*unzips*

"I dreamed of Silence Suzuka"

>>531034969
remember to love your umas unless you want to force themselves upon you.

Even on a phone I still hate this game

>>531034845
But I do!
>>531034945
M-mama..

>>531035219
>tricking

>>531035102
Later on they will hold a tournament monthly and you will hv to customize a few umas for the race track..

>>531033782
She got caught in the wall of meat
Do front runner at debut to avoid this

>>531035317
>not monarch title
Do it again

>>531035176
you have both silence suzuka and rice shower at the start, you're already doing better than most
>>531034961
how is any of that reflected in-game or in the anime?

>>531035148
it's actually funny how cygames' social media isn't picking up on this and making these posts themselves with actually verified facts. they're just sitting there with their thumbs up their asses and collecting paychecks.

>trainer in the anime gets abused
>trainer in the game gets hit on

I know my umas that I've trained, they'll ask for consent no doubt

I can't wait to get my first 3 spark speed veteran!!

>>531035136
Why did the she eyefuck the SpicaTrainer so hard?

Free from this pain and suffering

>>531035413
1* guts time

>>531035413
nice guts

Anyone has trainer ID for mlb vodka support...?

>>531035413
enjoy your 1* guts and 2* front runner sparks

>>531035393
They only do IRL keiba posts when a horse that got adapted into uma died and they wanted to share condolence.

The Door into Summer

>>531033787
community post being based for once

My best run so far, I was trying to get a good parent but unfortunately I got shitty sparks

Are these two cards permanent?
Will any new cards be added to the shop?

>forgot to claim the story carats
>check it out
>Fatfuck McDork is the canon heroine in the story mode
thanks I hate it

>>531035219
There should be a BAKUSHIN ROAD ending where billions must run (and lose) 1200 sprints only to satisfy my girl. She'll be a long distance runner once there are no more long distance races.

You vvill indulge your umas

>>531035574
New main story chapters will add new welfare cards.

For veteran players how many carats do events typically give? I'm 3,700 off from pity and I'm assuming I'll reach enough before Kitasan banner leaves, but I'm trying to get an idea of what I should expect from certain events.

>>531035310
i want both though

>>531035423
he was asking for it

>>531035464
when it fails, does she kick urara in the shins?

>>531035478
Guys is my late as fuck speculation correct?

>>531035512
dexerto is garbage but the community notes make no sense, the tweet didn't claim it was euthanized due to injury people just can't read

>>531035428
Fucking hate the claw game
I was up 6 dolls, final catch, and there was a group of 5 at the end
Land the claw right on top of the doll's head, everyone lifts and go
Everything was gravy
Up until the very end, where I lost every single doll
Fucking hate the claw machine so goddamn much

>>531035615
nyo

>>531034858
>You're sending 6k yen.
wrong, retard

>>531035671
They edited it after the article got roasted initially

>>531035663
Getting good parents is part of it but you also want to make better horses for PvP and later on PvE.

>>531035594
What's wrong with her?

>>531035630
So its permanent then? cool.

>>531035287
I cry every time

Damn Teio was really made of glass. Had more injuries than Anthony Davis.

>>531035690
How do you claw a doll thats not up straight

Is having both parents with Pace Chaser (2 stars) redundant? Will you get an SS Pace Chaser rating if both of them were Pace Chasers (3 stars)?

What the fuck is her problem?

first agnes run
(whale)

my career stat doesn't make sense.. it says I've attempted 90 times but I don't remember playing that many times..

Who’s flatter between McQueen and Suzuka?

>>531035894
The Bakushin will continue until morale improves.

I think the anons saying you want about 1200 stamina for pvp were right this thing gapped my 1000 speed McQueen with 765 stamina and 2 gold recovery skills who in turn beat the other team by 8 lengths.

>>531035909
You've been successfully indoctrinated

>>531035769
Is that why Urara lost every race...

How do I find myself a Belno irl?

>>531035662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98t4oZOE69M

>>531035824
this pic was made for a reason, anon

>>531035939
suzuka is 1 size smaller

Which power card I should use in the friend slot?

I already have Vodka in a normal slot.

>>531035765
hot dam

this game would be better if it was like granblue with unlimited stamina refills.

>>531035942
Autism

Club rewards will go out before Kitasan banner ends correct?

>>531035287
Why you gotta remind me?
We were robbed!

>>531035964
That's easy, you just gotta find yourself the heiress of a mid-rank sports goods chain.

Rice Shower might have won the long race but Bourbon won the long life

>>531035942
you need infinite stamina for long races

Is it supposed to be difficult to win with 1 and 2 stars?

I am going molest and assault Daiwa

>>531035978
wait wait wait who's the sidetail whitehaired uma in soccer? I freaking love sidetails

>>531036130
Nope, if anything 3 star umas are harder to train compared to 1/2 star umas.

>>531035765
Imagine the thighjobs

do you get friend points only thru lending support cards? do you get nothing lending your star horse?

I knew I should have taken a parent that would give Teio Long A because I just got cucked hard and I am PISSED

>5th
>12th
>2nd
just one more. please....

>>531036162
You're going to lose that battle.

>>531036168
Sonon Effie from U.A.F scenario, she won't be playable

>>531036168
hors zoi

>>531036168
Uma Zoi

>>531036248
It's against Daiwa
It can't be that hard

>trains a pretty good uma
>"damn if I do it again like this I'll get even better version of her!"
>forgets how I made my decisions on the next run

when?
>>531036085
kek

>>531036293
Lol

>>531036271
>>531036290
>>531036291
thanks
>she won't be playable
WHY?!

>>531036341
What does that do?

>>531036290
>>531036291
is she voiced by the same VA?

>>531036406
auto pilot your gameplay duh, so you don't have to sit all day grinding those sparks manually

I'm feeling exceptionally dumb and frustrated with my pvp team and feel like I'm just not training right.
So, as an example, are any of these Spe any decent and of them which is likely to be the better choice for medium?

Does S2 get any better? It's just injuries on injuries. Everyone's just getting injured for low effort drama.

>>531036432
nyes

First time I managed to get two giants in the claw machine and the first time I got a screenshot of the uma holding her own plushie, giant or not. Unfortunately I can't remember whether we won URA or not in this run.

>>531036341
Is this out already?

>>531036470
turbo's episode is the best
episode 11 is the worst (fun fact: the yurinigger that directed that episode was picked to direct the entirety of season 3)

>>531036452
3rd from left is best

>>531036528
JP server? yes, global? ahaha

>>531036470
nigga it's based on actual history

Some of the NPC horses look alright

Urara's eating good

>>531035894
It's her duty as class rep, to ensure the jukebox is never silent.

>>531035939
>>531036021
and remember that Urara and Rice is bustier than this two

Will they eventually remove the follow limit thing? I can't find any MLB power cards to help me win. :(

>>531036583
this is starting to look like someone's inflation fetish

You can make up the karats for a 2nd spark with 2x 7500 bundles and 2x 1500 bundles(or rookie pack A+B if you havent bought them yet)

I am sorry Taiki, I dont know why I didnt train power more...

>>531036668
You can buy more slots in the friendship shop, bwo.

>>531036487
dang, too bad she's not playable though.
mained zoi in GBVS just for the voice too.

>>531034031
I don't understand the point of her nose bandage. Why does she keep it on?

>>531036470
If you don't care about Teio or McQueen (like me) then the 1st half is an absolute slog
But it gets a lot better in the 2nd half

>>531036708
That's not what he's saying, tardkun

the good shit, everything else is too big

>>531036448
>it's convenient that you don't even have to play it!
do we actually agree to this? isn't the narrative that this is better for being closer to an actual game?

GOD i want her to spit on me

>>531036583
Isn't she going to die soon? She's really fucking old for a horse.

>>531036703
>B stam on a career full of sprints/miles

>>531033480
+0.15 meters per second.

gdi fml
didn't this shit happen 3 days ago too?

>>531033687
we'll never know...

>>531036808
it help for daily mission

>>531035978
what did she mean by this?

>>531036703
That is way too much stamina for a mile race

Imagine the smell

https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1942086442760692106/photo/4
kinda frightening but the agnes tachyon is kinda cute

Me cucking my uma

>>531036794
well too bad

>>531036571
Grass Wonder needs to stop hanging out with Helios.

>>531036558
Okay, but why exactly? And is it actually decent or is it just the best of that list?

Rice Nature
Nice Shower

>>531036907
>>531036903

>>531036909
You will regret this decision.

>>531036901
I didnt want to undershoot the stamina for pvp, but I guess I fucked it up anyway.

>>531036813
its already way more that she could eat for whatever lifespan she has left
this type of grass is a treat, and healthy additive to her diet, not the main dish, the rest of the horses at her homestead will probably eat from it too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGgt54SItAU
mambo!

there arent enough brown umas

AAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE SPECIAL WEEK
WHY ARE YOU SO DIFFERENT FROM THE ANIME VERSION

>>531037068
I completely agree
Hell, I'd take even a couple of the npc umas

>>531037058
Aren't we getting a Mambo card with the next event?
That's something.

What a horrible night to eat grass.

>>531037074
is she? she's still fat and dumb..

we must fatten urara more

Horselore experts, why is Tachyon a crazy doctor?

>>531036903
grass-chan..
sniff sniff sniff

>>531037119
>mambo
it's Machitan you fking tourist.

>>531036510
What happened?
She seemed pretty content with the pace of progress in her story.

there are too many brown umas

>>531036903
if their tails come out of their back, what do their pelvis attach to?

Why are players so autistic about referring to Agnes as Tachyon when in the movie the announcer calls her Agnes

naruhodo

>>531036846
lmao, reminds me of this scene
https://youtu.be/ib-u8lxRK_Q?si=kqFCP49BX_WLOGuc&t=36

Makes me wonder if there are any crimes related to umas. Like the umas are the ones committing the crime

>>531037271
...

It's so funny watching Air Groove's Make Debut it doesn't suit her at all

>>531037303
Super Creek and his huge manly hips

>>531037326
> All the ugliest umas in one shot

How do I removed this right part of the game display so I can play this in portrait mode?

>>531037198
samsungs get down!

>>531037303
milf creek living up to her reputation

>>531036583
how fast can a horse eat all that grass

>>531037271
https://umamusu.wiki/Agnes_Digital

>>531037309
Despite making up only 20% of the population, umas are responsible for 99% of female on male rape case.

>>531037068
All I need is Symboli Kris S.

>>531037271
Cause there is a Agnes Digital so we say Tachyon to avoid confusion.

>>531037247
illegal migrant umas should be expelled from tracen

Will there be a 2 star uma selector in the future?
I threw a 10 pull in hopes of getting Air Groove, ended up with extra gold ship and vodka.

How the fuck do you keep decent speed while raising other stats
It's either S speed with D power or this

What stats for Special Week?

>>531037309
you don't see any horse irl rob a bank don't you

>failed double rainbow speed before finales
i knew she should've rested instead of going on a date before the semifinals...

Is there such a thing as an SS Pace style rating?

>anime diamond
>cute little girl
>game diamond
>R A P E

>>531036953
the other three either don't have enough stamina for medium or have lower speed

I really hate the unrealistic depiction of moms in umamusume. It makes me tear up. This is something I never experienced before.

>>531037472
not even the japanese version has powercrept to SS ratings for those.

Whats the stam requirement for the pvp lengths again? Wasnt there a list or something. I checked the OP and didnt find it

>>531037472
Nope, S is the maximum you can get.

is nice nature's career hard, or is rng just cucking me out of wins?

>urara shaking with excitement when she wins
thats fucking adorable

>>531037435
Umas are all citizens
Trainers are mostly illegals, they are working towards citizenship status over their 3yr training with the uma

this guy has to be botting

>>531037503
>unrealistic
I'm so sorry...

>>531037529
>>531037532
Thank you.

>>531037503
LOOK AT HER GO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWBPvZ82xko

>>531037503
Sorry anon but my mom was very supportive and kind.

Any data and statistics bros here? What are the odds of getting 3, 4 or 5 copies of Kitasan with 70 rolls?

>>531037568
how'd you find my account

>>531037379
stay malding

>>531037568
>she doesn't have 150m fans already
If you don't meet the quota I'm going to have to kick you sis

>>531037642
LOL
LMAO even

>>531037503
>unrealistic
anon just because you had a shitty mom doesn't mean everyone else did, same with people that had shitty dads and think the good ones in series are rare
most often than not parents are good people

>>531037469
>second by half a length
I'M SO SORRY

>>531037642
Assuming global got the buffed rates.

Can I finally roll for some honses after Kitasan Black?

are there any sprint end closers? thinking of taking the debuff skill

>>531037731
Nyes

do you condemn one of your uma to be a debuffer
or do you let her run as she want

this dumb janny is great, definitely gonna roll for her

>>531037731
nyarita bryan nyes

My love for Aoi Kiryuin still stands.

>>531037416
what's the deal with this uma?

>>531037796
Not right now, but there will be some of them in the future.

Oh my god Mayano...

>>531037731
sure.. if you're metafagging then you'll have to roll for the meta horses too no?

>>531037442
You will get many copies of every 2 star uma just by pulling the banner in the future. The "selector" for people that refuse to pull the banner even a little over time is in the form of buying star shards from the daily shop and doing the Legend Races as they come out (and as they become permanent daily opportunities).

What does the circel next to some of the skill means?

Also damn I need to roll for supports

>>531037847
Mini Lady my beloved...

>>531037925
it mean it's a weak version
a stronger ver will have double O

>>531037925
Those skills can typically be taken again for an upgraded effect
It's usually not recommended to take the upgrades unless they're heavily discounted

Who is this cutie3.14?

>>531037885
Top Cun

>>531037925
means there's levels, you got level one
>>531037947
that's not me that's haru urara ganbarimas

>>531037843
>ni*g**s

>>531038013
Umamusume A

>>531037885
something something relationship between trainers and umas are banned something something

can i race my umas against each other? i dont know which of my sprinters is stronger

>>531037879
I'm going to have to wait 3 years for her aren't I?

>>531037201
Her name is Omatsuri Mambo thoughbeit

>>531038030
>>531037979
>>531037976
Naruhodo

>>531037503
I wonder who could be behind this post

>>531037450
its simple. you whale. take a look any career cards from the people in the top 100 pvp bracket. the entire decks are MLB

>>531038036
They're so cute together.

>>531038118
Sometimes I wish I had more cents than sense.

>>531037538
She was my first ura win, took me two tries with her

>urara 16th place in arima kinen
IM SORRY I FAILED YOU

>>531037450
just get better cards bro

Umallo

Reporter hag pussy

>>531037894
>>531037841
But I want Gold City...

>>531037885
i'm not against cnuuy but top cun is trying too hard to be cute and i don't like attention whores

i think im just 1 sugar daddy away from beating the Arima kinen. my best support on my list is only a B+

WHY THE FUCK THESE DAMN HORSES KEEP SITTING IN GUTS TRAINING FOR 3 DAYS STRAIGHT?

satono diamond isn't actually that unhinged, right?

These threads are giving me false expectations.
Satano Diamond won't be a human trafficker delivering young trainers by the hundreds to Mejiro Island or whatever, she'll just be another cute horse girl.

>>531038013
This uma sure is cute.

>>531038260
you lack the guts to walk up to them and tell them to go somewhere else, they are trying to make you grow a pair as a trainer

>>531038118
>>531038195
>you either pay or suffer
it's all so tiresome

>>531037979
So are 2 skills that slightly raise a skill stronger than a single moderately boosting skill of the same kind?

>>531038326
>doesn't believe in Epsatono Island
ngmi

>>531038260
or they're equally spread out and barely stack

>>531038064
Nyes

>>531038363
anon, you will roll 5 copies of kitasan black.

>>531037309
It all gets swept under the rug by the media controlled by umas.

>>531038310
>>531038326

>>531037883
the most common lobby music

>>531033223
Go with Bakushin, Silence Suzuka and focus on Speed and Stamina. 300 min on Wit and Guts. Also if you suck as a Pace Chaser and if they are boxed in move them to Front Runner. Gold Ship had this issue in my run despite being a Late Surger.

>>531038406
Cap, as in, peak.

>>531038381
>4 in guts, 2 in two places
>3 in guts, 3 in three places
>repeat

Human male-Uma relationships are 100% consensual. Stop spreading these conspiracy theories.

>>531038406
thats cap

>>531037045
I've been thinking this ever since I heard about all the donations. You have to be careful not to let horses get too much sugar or they'll get Laminitis, so eating some fancy grass for every single meal probably won't be good.
It'd be fucking awful if people fed her to death.

>>531037530
Kitasan...
Im so stressed out by this qt card

>everyone shitting and pissing over kita blacked or whatever
>know I'll be able to borrow a maxed out version of her at any time
Still gonna give it a shot rolling for it but more for the off chance of getting dupes of my other cards than anything else. What I really want are stars for agnes.

>>531038487
I am thinking based

>>531038406
Oguri Cap, cap as in peak...

Roll for horses with big bobs saar

>>531038401
>you need a MLB kitasan
>while you're at it, it's also good to have MLBs of other cards in your deck
>oh yes, don't forget to 5-star your uma
>now repeat until you're done it for at least 15 umas
no anon, it doesn't seem stingy at all

>>531033527
When you get any choices in dialog try to prioritize sleeping or endurance, do not let your horse practice when she wants to. Those 10 or 5 point Energy gains matter in the long haul.

AGAIN!? GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING RUINING MY TRAINING!

>>531038487
She's not even that dumb considering the competition but my wife really has that no thoughts, head empty look.

Brat

anime trainer sure has it easy
the girls want to improve on their own and he isn't getting assaulted

is it ok if i only get a single kitasan black <:)

>>531038406
Oguri PEAK... It's so PEAK...

>>531038618
She really does. Which is why she should be your daughter, not your wife.

How can people unironically like Rice Shower?

>>531038530
Ideally you borrow Kita, get one copy of it and most importantly, get a bunch of dupes of your other cards.

bros... there's too many i want...

>>531033940
Yes it is Sar.

>>531038631
You're getting assaulted?

>>531038679
we stan a goth queen

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>531038504
I doubt they are retarded enought to do that if they managed to get a horse to live that long
its like keeping a fish, the store guy will tell you they live from 3 to 5 years, but then yours lives up to 10, then you browser a little and find that the average is lowered by all the retarded owners
anyone that gets an animal to live above the average age range its beyond making stupid basic mistakes like fucking up a diet

>pick Tokai Teio because she was cool in the anime
>she's quite lame

>>531037883
>MAWARE
>MAWARE MY DAYS
>NAKIWARAI
>SUGITEKU DAYS

Is there a way to bookmark parents? This shit is so obnoxious to sort when starting runs.

>>531038628
>no hat

>>531038605
Pull that tire anon

>>531038675
Daughter wife it is then.

>>531038675
true, oguri's trainer should marry her mom instead

>>531038631
>and he isn't getting assaulted
Did we watch the same show?
giwtwm

Is this too much recovery?

Osaichi George my beloved...

HOLY FUCK I JUST USE MY TRAINING ON A FUCKING WITS WITH EMPTY SLOT WHY ARE YOU FUCKERS STILL IN THERE?

>>531038691
I hope that one Air Groove anon gets to achieve Nirvana once the wedding alt drops.

>game teio is a shitty gaki brat who needs correction
>anime teio is a woobie whose smile needs protection
i WILL be rolling for teio (anime) and i WILL enjoy having the anime op play when she uses her skill

>>531038851
you probably don't need this much if you're going for mile

>>531038580
Dantsu paizuri

How do I break up with my uma?

>>531037894
So you are telling me alts are not just cosmetic

>>531038843
Look at him enjoying the pain.

anyone else permanently behind in team trials because of the bug they claimed to have fixed?

>>531038851
>less than 450 stam
no that's an okay amount

>>531038910
you don't get a say in that

>>531038691
>have to wait 3.5 years for ikuno dictus
kill me...
CYGAMES
START DOING DOUBLE CHARACTER BANNERS
ACCELERATE

>>531038801
Some characters are better in the show but the reverse is also true.

>>531038863
its over

>>531036583
You have to eat all the graaaaaaasss

Is there anyone flatter than dream journey?

>>531038843
I meant getting hit-on by trainees
That's more preferable

>>531038910
When you die.

>>531038910
euthanize her on the track

Do not open.

Sky high Teio step on deez nuts

Taiki is pure sex

>>531038939
what bug

>>531038974
Case in point McQueen

>>531039014
THE FUCK IS THAT

>>531038863
>Letting your friends dictate what you do with your life
The game is trying to teach you something anon. Wisdom is chasing you..

Not bad.

>>531038887
I prefer the gaki desu

>>531039113
thats shitty

>>531039051
in week 1 there were some eligible for promotion but didnt get promoted. They were given 25 carats instead. (Rank 5 retention is 150 carats)

>>531038863
PULL THE TIRE ANON

Ok, I don't understand strategies.
My tachyon was a pace chaser, but she has first from the start to the end. I thought the point was being behind the front runners?