>being a mare in umaworld
>where taiki shuttle is packing 24 inches of all-american beef
>where grass wonder will see you all sweaty during training and drag you behind the bleachers
>where top gun will hug your leg and you'll feel something poking it
>where mcqueen will ship you off to the mejiro estate dungeons
>where super creek will make you nurse from the tap
>where silence suzuka makes up for the flat chest in other ways
It's simple untenable.