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>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Hishi Akebono (Alt 3*), Marvelous Sunday (Alt 3*), Fuji Kiseki (SSR), Eishin Flash (SSR)
10/7 - Legend Race vs NTR and Super Creek (Alt)
Early October - Tachyon's Factor Research
Late October - New training scenario
October: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m
November: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m
December: CM Mile (No debuffs) - Hanshin 1600m

>Global Game News
Current Rate Up: Fuji Kiseki (3*), Gold City (3*), Mejiro Ryan (SSR), Mejiro Ardan (SR), Nishino Flower (SSR), Vodka (SSR)
10/7 - CANCER CUP - Tokyo 1600m
10/14 - Summer Maruzensky (Alt 3*), Summer Special Week (Alt 3*), Sweep Tosho (SSR), Winning Ticket (SSR)
10/14 - Summer Story event
10/21 - Meisho Doto (3*), Special Week (SSR), Tokai Teio (SSR)
10/26 - Half Anniversary Part 1
10/30 - Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)
10/30 - LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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forever my kingu

hur dur something something seatard tranny aislop next thread will be better / 10

>>542100226
What a seductress...

Everyone is SEA except me

>digital
Fuck you OP, I knew I should have made the thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ityFxtmrFnw

Swinging Maestros...

>>542100482
Rice wouldn't act like this

If this is from Trainer-san’s perspective, how am I able to read her thoughts?

Ignore the trolls post cute couples

>>542100378 (OP)
If /uma/ generate lower stats than him might as well give up.

>>542100463
cute boy

waifu game waifu thread

>>542100527
She has a fucking knife of course she would

>>542100494
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

This thread will be no different.
Goodnight.

How do I tell my trainee that her joke isn’t funny anymore and that she should come up with new material? For the first few years, it was funny — she’d say “I love you, Torena” in public, cling to me, and then everyone gets a laugh watching me get embarrassed. But now that I’m getting married to this nice lady I met at a flower shop next month, it’s going to be more awkward than anything. I haven’t told her yet, but I plan to ask her to stop first, then share the good news. I think she's going to be happy for us.

>>542100434
Eww, dyke spit

This is as good as it's gonna get I guess. Bitch refuses to get any combination of 2 stars + groundwork + not losing random races.

>>542100378 (OP)
Unbricked has FOUR open slots available.
We had a bit of a flat lining issue, burnout, busy, we couldn't tell because people didn't say anything ...

Our goal is A+ rank, top 500, for that we require a 20m fan monthly quota and a 5mil week 1 check to see you are not flat lining like the others.
Reply with your UID here for an invite.
Even if you are in a club, I can give you an invite and you accept it tomorrow after the cooldown.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMB2P6ZPP-Y
Swipe worthy

>>542100567
it's just for show

>>542100463
>>542100549
Us Mericans just cant resist fucking this tight uma boyhole

>>542100590
don't ever reply to me

>>542100641
>5mil week 1 check
wtf bwo. i can do 20m monthly but i'm a late bloomer

>>542098060
Sorry, I can't really be bothered to make a better visual right now.
The values show roughly how much HP you have compared to what's needed to finish the race as a front runner. Every white/gold recovery increases your HP by 1.5%/5.5%. Every white/gold debuff decreases your HP by 1%/3%.

>>542100671
And to kill faggots

>>542100664
>turned a sex gyaru into a boring magician
why?

Are you ready for CM3 tomorrow?

>>542100494

Too bad her actual highlights won't happen this season.

>>542100586
Why are you getting married to a filthy ningen?

>>542100493
Too late!

>>542100727
Thank you for making this

>>542100586
at least she's not like Doto that ruins your life in front of everyone

The fuck
I knew Sweep was bred with Kitasan, but I didn't know she was that much older

>>542100706
No. Fuck you

>>542100768
I've had my aces built for 2 weeks now
I'm just waiting on Summer Maru to build her
A fine addition to the team
Then we will get Doto for CM4
Her training partners (parents) are itching to go to the mines

>>542100768
Not really.

It's literally pray that my front runner gets first and blocks the others while gamble with my Later Surgers

>>542100661
I hope they add her too so we get a threesome

yurinigs and waifufags can coexist, only browns will tell you otherwise

>>542100434
A proper uma like Air Groove doing this to me would short circuit my brain.

>>542100852
Doto wouldn't act like this.
>>542100819
Rudolf wouldn't act like this.
>>542100794
Dia wouldn't act like this.

>>542100493
Let me guess
He'll end up pulling because of reasons...

>>542100463
Cute

>>542100494
Her maestros really do swing.

>>542100923
>not wanting the superior oyakodon
ngmi

>>542100768
What do you mean tomorrow? Isn't CM3 sometime in mid October?

>>542100768
all hope is lost
I'm going for the nastiest Grass-Natie debuff combo for CM4
I don't care if I succeed, others shall fail

>>542100494
>>542100793

>>542100947
Jealous ningen hands typed this

>>542100861
1999 was so fucking KINO

I act like this.
*stares at you*

>>542100584
Goodnight McBased
I love you
*kissu*

>>542100982
Maru.. CM3 is actually early October.

>>542100978
Tits too big

>>542100463
Chevacchi love

>>542101016
yeah yeah, just put the fries in the bag already

>>542100549
back to you!
>>542100683
weirdly true
>>542100962
cute boys are the best

>>542100931
This is the true /uma/ state. If you aren't a newfag or tourist, you can recognize the fakers that probably don't even play the game.

sell me on Tosen Jordan, she strikes me as the Galko-type gyaru

>>542100494
Creek ruining your triple crown run

>>542100584
Good night Ramesh

>>542100978
I see these flatties got into Tachyon's experimental enlargement drugs.

Guys... I don't want to be gay anymore... I want to be fixed...

Do I run Silence Suzuka, El Condor Pasa (Fantasy), and King Halo, or El Condor Pasa (Fantasy), Gold City, and King Halo? Would I brick myself by running two-three late surgers?

>>542101116
Cheval wife!

where's my groundwork :(

>>542101097
better?

I just realized Ive gotten only 2 3* and 1 SSR in like the last 160 combined pulls since Kita....insanely depressing

>>542101178
She dates old trainers for money

>>542101015
Why is Urara there?
She never won

>>542101240
I ate it

>>542101243
Better

>>542101132
*pours hotsauce on them*
Enjoy.

>>542100434
I enjoyed that moment we met her mom

Is getting parents with SPD blues ever a better idea than STAM/PWR?

>>542101178
its amusing how forgettable that show was yet somehow galkos design has stayed in everyones minds ever since

>google the super g1 horse
>she's some weird feng shui girl
>google owner
>is a feng shui guy who saved his mother and bought her when she was going to be glued
kino......

/uma/ currently has two slots open and we're looking for members! Only requirements are to be active and actually play the game. Just apply with /uma/ on your profile so we know you're from here.

>>542101450
i used speed parents when making my front blocker

>>542101240
groundwork doko

>>542101219
The first one.
Three late surgers will definitely end up blocking the shit out of each other. With two the chance is still there, but it's equally as likely that only one eats shit while the other successfully accelerates

>>542101494
Swinging maestro

>>542101442
I liked her story, specially that part she trips and loses her shoe so we have to pick it up and put it back on her, just like cinderella

>>542101531
that was my question retard

Grass Wonder is really sweet, but could she tone down the wapanese maybe 10%? It's a little much.

>>542101450
Depends on the Uma, generally no. If the Uma has no Speed growth and you can't afford to bring 4 Speed cards, you want Speed sparks because you won't consistently reach 1200 with only 3. Sta > Power > Speed in general however.

>>542101626
>condoms

post something cute

>>542101281
I've only gotten 1 (uno) 3* and 0 SSR since the Kita banner.

>>542101494
>>542100494
>>542101009
Need Creek nursing handjob

>>542101626
>Broken condoms
She knows what she is doing

>>542101724
What did she mean by this?

In umaverse is more normal to have one trainee with one trainer, or a team of trainees sharing a trainer?

>>542101591
No one can convince me that the fall wasn’t on purpose. All throughout her career she’s been miss perfection, but she just happens to trip when we’re alone with fireworks in the background? way too much of a coincidence, anyway Air Groove love

>>542101876
I assume it’s normal to be a trainer of multiple and only one uma, depending on the trainer’s skill level.

Teio!

>>542101724
It's like I was born to become Mejiro McQueen's trainer and be of one heart and mind with her.

>>542101876
Taking in mind the student council has to deal with lots of trainerless umas I assume having more than one is normal

>>542101951
what happened teiofag? you got late

Say her name

>>542102024
I nose you? I don't get it.

>>542101442
>she was actually called that
love to see it

>>542101981
I remember this one shitpost comic where Tracen had so few trainers that they were forced to take 23 umas to train and train them at minimum for an hour each day

>>542102024
M... chan

Thoughts on temu operas updated merch?

>>542102024
Who?

got this on a run i was messing around with…

I wish Air Groove would lick my face when I come home from work...

>>542101724
Top tier waifu material

Good morning umadachis, reposting the divegrass poll. Put your votes here https://forms.gle/7ioy6gfMmQhST8o39

OH FAURK MAINT IS TODAY
MY DAILIES

>>542102189
True

Today is the day I will get Fuji

>>542102272
Carats status?

>>542101981
I want to be a fat balding oji-san trainer, long past my glory days, who keep picking up cute, young, desperate umas and dump them after I have filmed myself taking their virginities

>>542101450
Speed training inherently has more total stats gain than stamina and power (a bit more energy expended too, but as turns are finite it doesn't matter that much). So even with the bonus it might be better or equal to train speed.
You won't get enough power too if you bring speed sparks without power sparks or power cards.

>>542101009
>>542100494
This Creek looks cute because of the pinchable cheeks.

>>542101009
How does she run so fast with them tuned mass dampers flapping around...

I want Pitasan Black on global and I want her NOW
TEN TIMES THE FAST FORWARD
TEN TIMES THE CARATS
NOOOOOOOWWWW CYGAMES

>>542102412
She would run even faster if she got a breast reduction

>>542102475
lmao

Who trains the NPCs

Can you guys please stop being horny and act more dignified?

>>542102383
I understand it's not optimal, but I'm thinking of a way to cope with all my good sparks being speed.
Would it better in the next scenario, where I assume it's less important to click only 2 facilities max?

>>542102475
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
plumpest paypig to ever squeal

>>542102436
but do you have a replacement

>>542102548
Hmm...nyo

>>542102548
King would never say that

What do you do when you are out of borrows? 9* farm? fan runs? upgrading your TT team?

>>542102475
UMAGROK IS THIS REAL

>>542102542
They get a 2 week course with this guy >>542102340

>>542102548
Kingu I love you

>>542102548
I’ll have you know that my abilities as a trainer is proportionate to how horny I am.

>>542102475
C-Can I get a little of that?

>>542102615
I turn off the game and go play something else

>>542102615
Out of borrows?

>>542102740
guest parents*

>>542102475
JP bro...

I won't be having sex with Satono Diamond and that's final.

does anyone have a good CM4 front runner parent made so far?

We're so fuckin cooked bros I ain't making finals like this

>>542102704
If that's so, why are you so shit?

>>542102548
I definitely did not fall in love with King Halo after going to the hot springs with her multiple times.

>>542102779
Oh, I dunno. I don't sweat this game

>>542102204
Bet! Wooooo!

>>542102803
Nope. Best I could vomit out so far is a Taiki Shuttle with 2 Speed, no Med/Turf spark, and 1* Shooting for Victory.

>>542102821
Why are you so rude

>>542102436
>inb4 cyjews gives us ten times fast forward and 1/10th of the gibs because poor indie company can't move 1s and 0s or they'll lose money
Be careful what you ask for anon

>>542102004
I was busy
I forgot to check into the threads today

>>542102809
Why do you have bofa?

>>542102809
stop taking bofa, stop taking greens aside from summer/left, take more midrace skills

>>542102916
it's ok brat, take it easy

>>542101507
which one of the 3 my guy?

>>542100641
Sorry too busy giving 100mil to a real club been here 7 days and already at 50mil

>>542102993
Bofa deez nuts lkmao gottem

>>542102803
No but I have an elder god tier Pace Chaser parent

>>542101876
The latter. Careers will have you deal with one trainee because you're a newbie, but you're supposed to recruit more until you have enough umas under your tutelage to form an official team.

I hate Teio.

*rapes you*

>>542102936
(((agenda)))

Every day until you like it

>>542103218
>The torenas know that Tracen is actually Datocen?
>SHUT IT DOWN!

>>542103297
Teio I’m just here for a paycheck please stop trying to get me arrested

>>542103052
Bigger

Assuming there are no front runners in a race, would a pace chaser with groundwork active be auto promoted to lucky pace or is it still by chance? Also assuming other pace have no gw.

today is 10/10

post chiyono

>>542103394
Groundwork pace gets promoted, it's why witgod told f2ps to play Pace Pasa with groundwork

>>542102997
>my club has no banner
Danchou, when are we getting a cool banner?

>>542102921
I failed a stamina check in a career race

Would Aoi rape me like how the umamusume rape me or no?

>air groove likes to lick farm staffs faces
where's the in game reflection

>cingray didn't nerf her tits
BASED

>>542103456
Oh thats how it works. Just testing some cm4 stuff with oguri ace. Dont know if its worth against other pace assuming there are no s.marus in a race.

>>542103080
post?

Is there a limit to how many times you can get food events? Just got 4 in a junior year

>>542102997
Give me the banner template, going to design a banner. That said if any clubs need a banner designed right now would be the time to ask me. While I design mines.

>>542103595
Based big booba artist

>>542103483
The clublist anon makes them. Just tell your danchou to request with text and an image and #clublist in post
He can make it himself too and just post it if he wants to like some did earlier today.

>>542103456
>>542103394
>lucky pace
what the helly is htat

>>542102997
>RiceBstGrl
I saw that shit on Discord. That's not an /uma/ club.

>>542101876
Is pretty common for Umas to join teams with one trainer
But is also normal for single Uma Torena relationships
Top Road has no team other than her trainer and is one of the sweetest stories in the game

>get hydrate from spe card hint
>haha now she’s forced to give me gourmand
>finish event chain
>hydrate hint

I am SO

FUCKING

NERVOUS

>>542103776
If there are no other fronts in the lobby, a lucky pace chaser gets promoted to act as the 'front' or pace setter of the race.

>>542103728
See >>542103736
If you want to make it yourself just make it 329 x 88 pixels like it says in the guide at the bottom.

>>542103784
Uh oh. CUMA got deleted from the rentry for that. Is that real?

>>542103913
You WILL have to spark her

>>542100378 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BtLiOul_h4U

>>542102090
>tfw no toreina job
>tfw no cute athlete GF that is a co toreina
>>542102272
BASED fuji poster
>>542102475
holy fucking whale

>>542103776

If there's no front runner a random pace chaser takes up the front position since there always has to be one horse that sets the pace for the whole race. And because they're pace chaser they get a big advantage since paces have higher top speed than fronts and they're further ahead than paces normally.

>>542103954
>Uh oh. CUMA got deleted from the rentry for that. Is that real?
You can literally check on Chrono and cross reference the names from that image.

>>542103685
Is worth in CM3, but CM4 will absolutely have SMaru and tons of fronts, lucky pace won't happen in CM4

>>542102204
Done

>>542104013
>>542103931
oh SHIT

my oguri won CM1 thanks to that mechanic and I had no idea it even existed, thanks anons

I fucking hate Super Creek.

>20% spd growth
>3/3
>end up with much more stam than speed
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>542102204
>Divegrass poll
Sir, this is the Global thread, not the JP one.

>fine motion is no longer a princess
Satono won

>>542102993
I can't take greens I don't get

>>542102475
>paypigging in a f2p single player game

>>542102024
aston mambo

>>542104132
Why did they randomly decide to change that even

Falco... isn't recommended!?

BUT I WANT TO USE FALCO IN EVERYTHING

>>542104223
want gentle gf
want her to train me
want her to sex me

>>542103706
no

>>542104016
>cross reference
Sure but anyone could have a /here/ club blacklisted by just uploading a screenshot of the chronogenesis page to Discord if we go by that. Have any more images?

>>542103685
>Everyone be skipping Smartfalcon
>Everyone brings Smart Falcon for CM3
>Some will be skipping Summer Maruzensky
>Everyone brings Summer Maruzensky for CM4
Enough with the lies, IM SICK OF THIS SHIT

>>542104132
AIIIIIIIIE NOT THE SLEEVE

>>542104343
>so low she isn't even on the gaslight tierlist
falcobro... CM3 was your only chance at relevance...

mares

Give me your bustiest and sweatiest Dantsu Flame

>>542104247
Probably someone got offended, why else
>pull uma
>uma says word
>money stolen

>>542104529
>mares
We fuck stallions, sir

>>542103784
You really expect S and A+ clubs not to use discords with this g-dawful chat filter, tryhards will beg Dan to make one and just not publicly announce it on /vg/

Cm4 room test doko? Fuck cm3 rngfest.

Can i still get Oguri if I start the game now?

>>542104459
Don't worry Anon, everyone also skipped Wedding Mayano and we definitely won't be playing against Mayano-Nature debuffers with S.Maru ace

>>542104481
>gaslight image lowballing a stat for once
dont you need a fuck ton of power in CM4 because it's all uphill?

Correct me if I'm wrong or gaslight further

>>542104578
I don't think so

>>542104529
sex (with her mother)
HYPER SEX
ignore
cuddle
wife

>>542104564
who the fuck gets offended by princess?

Are the stat bonuses inherit to an uma applied to inspiration or just training on a facility?

>>542104247
Maybe they're trying to get irish tracks/horses

>>542104594
what is there to test, S.Maru isn't here yet.

>>542104594
Make it

>>542104459
ROLL FOR MARU
ROLL FOR (one) RIKO
ROLL FOR OGURI
ROLL FOR BOURBON

>>542104481
Please tell me this is enough
I only lucked out making this Oguri

>>542104631
God I can't wait for Still in Love
She's gonna keep me playing this game for years

>>542104593
>using Discord
That’s not the problem
>recruiting from Discord
That right there is the problem.

Also Umaooo and /Uma/ Club never had a discord so your point makes no sense.

>>542104614
All new players get a uma selector ticket, and Oguri is one of the choices
No uma is limited btw, they all stay in the gacha pool

>>542104650
Modern Audiences(tm)

>>542104753
If this had gourmand you would be easily on group A finals

>>542104395
The danchode has the same name as the discordfag. This isn't a Doakes meme situation. You can go on the archive and see him using the same image as the third one.

>>542104763
CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE
god I'd wanted to play with their ears all day long you have no damn idea

>>542104459
>GASLIGHT dancers tell me to roll for cards and not horses
>akshually you sneed good horses cards don't mean shit
CURIOSU

>>542104639
>ignoring Still in Love
Anon... you don't have a choice there...

>>542104395
One of the OG clubs from DAY FUCKING ONE was removed from the list cuz "HUR DUR OPTIONAL DISCORD REEEE", so yeah that shit is worthless.

>>542104858
>>542103784
This is definitely worth removing from the OP, but idk if people care anymore

back in the days of CUMA people were a bit more passonate

Play shadowverse

>>542104529
Why are mares more passive than stallions ingame? The sluttiest are based on stallions
Except curren, but she's an ewhore so it doesn't count

discord this discord that
how would you know if you're not a discorddditor yourself?

Who else procrastinated their aces? If you did, join the room
Nothing beats finishing up careers the day before the event
58989824

>>542104858
Thanks. That should be enough for a blacklist. Not sure if redline like CunnyInc. to warn anons or just remove.
Redline is probably better.

>>542104980
I highly doubt that the majority that browses this general on a daily basis can say of themselves that they don't have a discord account. And 4chan has long become reddit lite anyway, even if only because the moderation is equally bullshit about ignoring the global rules and not doing their fucking job.

The age old question, horse sized umas or women sized umas?

I am tired of pretending that digitan is not a pure sex bomb.

>>542104993
I'd join, but I'm working on my gambler Vodka right now
Not even sure if I'm gonna do it right, just gotta hope for miles sparks and for red shift to spark since those're the two skills I think I'm suppose to look out for. On top of skill cards. God, I can't believe that cards can fail to complete themselves. With all the other rng that goes on, that the cards that may fucking be MLB can still be bricks is absurd.

i just heard the news about fine motion....

toreinas.....

>>542105095
1. I'm not a south american/sea manlet (180cm)
2. I don't have a "giantess fetish" like those faggots

>>542104871
you were supposed to god-reroll a kita + MLB SR speed cards (plus creek) at the start so you could survive rolling for umas for year 1

year 2/3 is all about rolling for support cards because most people don't give a fuck about most of the year 2/3 umas, then when year 4 rolls arond you go back to rolling for umas

>>542104115
And? Last time I checked you guys were interested, so I'm posting it here as well.

>>542104993
6/9

>>542105161
You just sound like a regular faggot

>>542105159
what about it
OH FUCK ITS 10/10
PLEASE DONT BE REAL

>>542104942
I told you I would re-add your club if you didn’t recruit from Discord. If you have one you get the icon next to your club name so people know.

>have Discord
whatever, you do you
>recruit from Discord
no longer an /uma/ club

So which is it? (If you already recruited from Discord, reddit, etc. it’s too late. Only randoms with “Free Entry” or anons from here to be considered a /vg/ club)

>>542105168
Hate to agree with a gaslighter but it's true that a lot of the year 2 umas are pretty "meh" to me

Opinions on this taiki, what do I need to change other than more stam/power

>>542105443
I think you should choose a better ace uma.

>>542102997
Whipped together a quick proof of concept banner. What does /uma/ club think?

>>542105443
for some reason I always thought taiki was a frontrunner this whole time...

>>542105478
Fair, but I'm building both Vodka and Taiki as aces because they're what I have

>>542101876
Going by the Sakura Laurel manga, a team will have a main trainer with 3~4 assistant trainers. The assistant trainers work closely with the uma in terms of technique and daily training menu while the main trainer decides the overall team direction.

>>542104993
The winners
Late starts galore on my end, damn

>>542105431
>would like kita except using her cucks her since no support card
>neicha is cute but I kind of like her vanilla outfit better
Damn year are these really the year 2 umas? Think the only one there I'd actually roll for is golshi and falco and even then it's "whatever"

>>542102412
>keeps her pace for a while
>uses her massive creeks to swing herself forward at the end

>>542104760
/uma/ club sets a general expectation of 60m a month. That's how you maintain such a high quota that said there are events they host that would probably be easier to manage with a Discord.
>>542104593
Discord is not neccessary but certainly adds a layer of ease. People are just more scared of it becoming a Discord club as opposed to a /vg/ one.

>almost 500 speed before classic year
Will this finally be the one?
I could go for one more speed training to hit 500, but 27% is a scary number.

>>542105660

Afaik Kita/Diamond is the anniversary banner and you get 100 free rolls on that banner so there's a decent chance of getting one of them and at most it's only 100 to spark.

I have an MLB R Smart Falcon, is that good for a Blockushin? It's a rare but it could still give Wet Conditions, Frontrunner Savvy, and Restart

>>542104753
>no gourmand
>no medium S
>no prepared to pass
>no slipstream
>no playtime is over
>no medium/pace corners
>no tail held high
>no redshift/sfv
it's glue

Will haruten claim my CM3 Rice?

>>542100793
Most likely S2, S1 will most likely just go up until Arima

This is a white woman
If you see her on the campus tell her
>You will never be japanese

>>542105745

You've cursed yourself posting that. You'll have no rainbows the rest of the run.

>>542105745
gambling on one rainbow is retarded. enjoy your "don't overdo it" run killer

Is there any real fundamental difference between sprint and mile CMs?

Technically mile needs a tiny bit more stam yes, but considering both CMs want you to get to 1k+ power that's a non-factor

>>542105745
It's a nobrainer if the failure rate is higher than the stat gain

>>542105832
>>542105864
>>542105874
I chickened out and went with wit training

>>542105823
Fuuu this was the best she got

Just 105 more G1 wins and 170,000 more points... And I'll probably just get a dupe or R*ce Sh*wer...

Does a 3* pink make up for a 1* blue?

MASSIVE FUCKING UMA TITS

>>542106075
I would put 3 in Haru's pink

I'm gonna LOSE CM3 because you CHUDS gaslit me into not pulling for smart falcon because "SHE'S LE DIRT ONLY"
i'm NEVER trusting anyone here

if you don't have 30k by SMaru banner, you're getting kicked for being a leech

Explain to me how the hell you are supposed to hit Frontrunner stats. Please.
Without a Max MLB fine Motion I just don't see how it's supposed to hit 600 while also hitting Stamina reqs and power and speed reqs.
1200/600/1100/300/600 How in the fuck is this supposed to be feasible? Power gives such shit stamina that I'm failing Seiun runs in the second Arima Kinen. Is it just get luckier with Inspiration and hope you trigger enough URA sparks? This slot machine is killing me.
Fuck me why does every frontrunner parent have Seiun as a Grandparent. I get it she's great but I can't make a Seiun with this shit affinity

>>542105873
you can get enough stam for sprints just by finishing a run, which means even more space for minmaxxing, which means you'll see every uma with maxxed out speed and power coupled with every meta skill needed for their strat
I think the only rng will be getting S in distance and terrain, nothing a couple of days metaslaving can't fix tho

>>542106129
>how the hell you are supposed to hit the [Whale meta] stats
be a whale

>>542103784
>>542104959
CUMA. Now that was a club to behold.

>>542106107
I only have 20k, so I will probably just do one or two 10-rolls and call it quits.

is cm3 more luck based than the previous 2? Sure feels like it

I need to fix my sleep schedule I'm going to bed for real this time

>>542106187
Okay, that tracks. I figured, but man I really want to make Seiun work.Thought maybe I was prioritizing wrong. Hypothetically, do Frontrunners step on Stamina at all or is all just from Power/Sparks?

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.

>>542105873

The stamina requirement does affect things. Also the good skills vary a lot between the races. Sprint is a whole different thing due to how short the late race is, nevermind the final spurt.

>>542106129
i dont think most people are getting to 1000 power with those statlines

>>542106337

Yes, there's a ton of RNG now since only one front runner can use Seiun skill. Also Gemini had such a long late race stage that it was incredibly difficult for anyone to beat end closer's highest top speed.

Remember when a Blackrock employee got exposed for making AIslop?
Good times...

>>542106353
it depends on the track, sprint and mile you get stamina from sparks and power cards, anything above and you need stamina cards instead of power cards

Do late surgers benefit from focus, or is that more for front runners?

>>542104965
I'm cumming to my senpai instead

>>542106489
front runners

>>542106343
Fuck, same
I've been staying up for too long lately

>>542106343
I also have to fix my sleep schedule
But I work nights, so falling asleep yesterday evening messed me up
Just gotta stay awake for 10 more hours...

>>542106489
Only chasers and front runners get some benefir off of it

>>542106538
>>542106681
Alright, one less thing to spend points on
Thanks
I really didn't know that you're mostly supposed to skip on races when working on an ace
Seems weird to not tackle as many g1s as you can

>>542106129
90% WR PVPER would not lie with this build right

so how are we going to justify losing the finals to an objectively worse uma this time?

>>542100493
yea I will not pull
pull out that is

>>542106732

Races give mostly skill points while training gives stats. An ace is all about getting max stats so you want to run as few races as possible while still hitting your fan goals to level unique.

>>542106753
Doesn't this just auto-die due to stam+guts? Not even sure how this gets past the Arima Kinen in career with that Stam,

>>542106820
cm3 is actually the easiest CM to justify losing, it's purely up to RNG.
for taurus and gemini, it was still possible to win without red shift and spurt. if you don't pop any accels for cm3, you're screwed

>>542100819
perfect body

dwin durbo

>>542106837
Holy ESL almighty

>>542106732
you want max stats + the skills you want.
Late and end this time you just want a few skills so it's fine
Meanwhile fronts need the combos to be able to stay in front so they will probably need to run a few more races than what you need

>>542106941
will dia put me in her sleeve if I lose?

>>542100793
I haven't read the manga yet, but I guess they dropped Creek's mommy gimmick entirely for CinGray and just made her a bipolar rival for Oguri? Are Creek fags okay with this?

>>542107074
She will put you in regardless

>>542106380
Did you win?

>>542106930
that's 550 stam + 330 guts, the global doc and umatubers assume max speed + S mile, 1100 speed and A mile have lower stam requirements, so not only it is enough it can tank a random white debuff too

>>542100641
Who is making these club ads for my club while I'm sleeping?

im not ready... i thought we had more time to prepare...

>>542107158
You never win these, but at least I didn't lose to that >male uma in 4th.

>>542107127
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>542106753
Power is low and I've found that shit matters a lot on the first gate and the final corner. My 600 wit 800 Power Falco gets fucked over compared to my 1000 power 450 wit Falco

sex with Marvelous Sunday

>grinding careers
>work GC panicking from fire in the workplace
>the one day I’m not on site everything goes to shit
>believe myself as God’s chosen favorite
>lose Tenno spring AGAIN
I hate this

#clublist
>pic related

>>542105491
Hey that's pretty cool anon! Did you mean specifically "/Uma/ Club" or just /uma/ clubs in general?

>>542105710
>there are events they host
yeah we're working on getting am external text-box site set up just for that and general club chat. No external recruitment, no social media plugins or whatever it is Discord does (don't really know or care), just club members with the exact same chat & stickers as the game but with infinite text memory and no awful filter. Might be able to share the recipe to the other /vg/ clubs too if they want to host their own.

>stabs (you) for the last digit of my post's damage
You can block this attack should your last digits be greater. You will die should you fail. You will be able to subdue should you succeed. You will marry Rice if equal.

>>542107434
2m daily is not bad

>>542107463
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOY

>>542102997
put this in as a banner for unbricked

>>542107254
It was me, please don't kick

>>542107463
>3 damage
lol

>>542107463
Get blocked, BITCH.

>>542107463
*tanks it*

>>542107434
/uma/Club
Couldn't you just use lRC, danchou? Or even xat.com

>>542107315
The stakes.. hopeless.

>>542107463
*shoots you*

>>542107514
I only saw it by happenstance, if anyone would've applied I normally wouldn't have seen it bro ...

>>542107463
Do I get to rape her if I get double her roll?

>>542107463
If I survive this attack I shoot you with my bolt gunner for the last two digits added up. Roll for defense on your last two digits.

>>542107463
uh oh

2 fronts 1 late or 1 front 2 lates?

>>542107691
>>542107463
>Umas are stronger than Space Marines
It's Teiover.

>>542107463
*parrys*

I think I hate this thing
Does she get better?

>>542107724
i run 3 later

>>542107724
3 end closers

>>542107724
fronts need other fronts to push the lead so it's safer to go with 2 fronts 1 late. however, if you're banking on others bringing a front, then go with 1 front 2 lates.

>>542107756
She gets worse-she has you in the pictures

>>542107724
1 front 1 late 1 end

try typing
>chat its crazy
into your club chat right now
tell me cygames is not completely retarded

>>542107756
Unfortunately, that's her entire personality. At least she's sex.

>>542107065
This can't be real

>>542107820
tits is censored bwo..

>>542107820
>cha tits
yeah the filter is ruthless

...

>>542107065
Eden? Congrats bwo.

>>542107820
The chat is fucking retarded
I'll try and replace vowels with asterisks which works every now and then, but fuck me it can be so bad that not even replacing every other letter with * will work, in which case I have to segment my message to get it through

>>542107647
I will advertise it more

>>542107463
rape

>>542107483
it's really not. lot of members doing much much more than that and having fun while doing it

>>542107580
i'm not super familiar. i suppose we could but building our own seems much more soulful.
I'm not making it from the basic code up, just using preexisting assets - shouldn't take that much more work.

>>542106753
lul this whale sky gets wrecked by falco or blockushin

>>542100378 (OP)
which umamusume gives the moar gawdlike footjobs?

Bro Im sad, most of my rests were sleep deprived, like at least 6. If like 2 or 3 were just normal she would have been insane :(

>>542108142
That Vodka is as smart as a motorbike

>>542108050
The trick to having fun while doing it is making it a competition. Catching up to the top guy. As for the code, yeah but there's a lot of logistics into hosting your own thing like that. It seems like a fun idea but only time will tell it's true value. Not many use chat actively as is from what I can tell so I wouldnt expect msny to use the site.

>there's no +1 gold hint from guts spe so just hit the 5 or 10% lmao
why did no one tell me this was a compete waste of time when tickezo is 100%

>>542108142
>wit

QoL status?

>>542108185
>>542108242
MAYBE IF SHE ACTUALLY GOT SOME GOOD SLEEP SHE WOULDNT BE SO STUPID!!!

3 months worth of carats directly into Maru's hag pussy

you save up for months
i trust the 50 carat daily pull

we are not the same

>>542104529
MARE PUSSY!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAA
I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF NIGHT OWL
EACH RUN I GET AT LEAST ONE
ONE TIME I HAD THREE IN A ROW

>>542108594
that happened to me last week for multiple days
not a single night owl since
I'm scared of Cykagames seeding

>>542108671
seeding is not real because events are dynamically rolled after each turn

Just rolled irl night owl went to sleep at 10 pm and woke up 2am and I feel like shit

>maintenance
wtf bros what do I do now

It's teiover

OH NO I FORGOT ABOUT MAINTENANCE, DANCHO IS GONNA FREAK

I forgot about the maintenance... Time to RP with umas on janitor AI

DANCHOU PLEASE DON'T KICK ME

Fuck

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK NOOOO MY FUJI KISEKI RUUUUUUN

>Ritto dorm's leader is some dyke haircut uma who molests other umas and condescendingly calls them "pony-chan" while keeping up some gay showman facade that crumbles just from a little pressure
>Miho dorm's leader is a dependable older sister type uma who takes great care of the individual needs of umas in her dorm from their meals to their trainings all while being true to herself
Yep, Miho dorm won

This vexes me

AIIIIEEEEEE MY CM3 TEST LOBBIES

Fuck this shit, I'm going back to nod krai.

>>542108816
Why is she ded?

Stupid daylight savings, I forgot we went forward an hour...

WTF I thought the maintenance is 12 hours from now, fuck timezones

>>542108793
Go visit a shrine

Is the next main story Suzuka card any good?

My favourite anime characters are stoic girls who are secretly huge dorks
Which uma is for >(Me)?

Wait is this maintenance announced beforehand

>turn off quick mode to enjoy playing through Gold City's career
>win debut
>MAINTENANCE
harshin my buzz man

>finish dogshit run
>close game
>maintenance right after
This game truly works around my needs, very first rate.

Good morning umadacchis lets get that bread

>maintenance
GUYS
THE CARATS
IMAGINE

Anybody wanna play Helldivers?

>>542108942
One of the single digit reasons why having a xitter is useful. https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1976469341316186258

You get a pass for now
t. Dancho

>>542107509
I will but are you the danchou? The unbricked danchou I know would say “please” and probably post a laughing Natie pic instead and say something like “also if you could update our name club’s name next week that’d be great”

>>542109038
I'd be down for Monster Hunter or something.

>>542108994
10 carats you say?

watch out bro she's HERE

>>542108881
mares in heat erotic uoooooooooooooh

>>542108936
Oguri Cap (As in peak.)

I'lk be expecting at least 3k maintenance apologems since danchou is going ballistic in chat

hello kind sirs of 4chan's /vg/uma/ can you give me some advice on what cards to run for the character "nice nature" specifically as a debuff i tend to struggle with some of the later long races hugs and kisses

>>542109082
its too early in the morning for this and we havent done any namechange shenanigans because you guys kept complaining bitch

>>542109090
but i killed omega savage already

>>542108942
It was in game during reset

>>542109170
3 wit, 2 speed, 1 stam

>>542109142
What chat? The game is on maintenance?

I clicked a +100 speed training and immediately got the maintenance message.

>>542109061
this was a test to see if any slackers are gullible, guess you lot pass... for now

t. Dancho

>>542109192
We can hunt Zoh Shiah. He's the funnest monster in that game. I don't really like Helldivers.

>>542109093
fug

>>542109216
i will give this a try, i settled on 2 wit 2 stam 2 spd earlier but my speed did end up being on the low side

>>542109038
add me ign togeran

>>542109274
She's about as stoic as you are smart

>>542109192
>its too early in the morning
but it's 3pm?

>>542109340
You need to max out your friendships bro.

>>542109170
biwa
mervelous
tachyon
aoi
rudolf
super creek

biwa prob not needed for next CM now that golshi is dead, I'd use satono diamond instead

>>542109192
Danchou I requested dirt shoes on purpose

>>542109220
Discord dumdum

>>542109327
I CANT BE HELPED THE GAME IS DOWN

>>542109192
>spoiler
I’m not the previous rentry anon. I think he’s long gone. I actually like your shenanigans and will be able to update your name if you want since your club ID number doesn’t change anyway. I only want to do it once per month though. So I’ll look you up by ID and update your club’s rank and name if needed then.

>>542109365
it's pronounced "stow ick"

Danchovy here
Ask for a club discord again and I'll kick you I don't care if you make 3M a day

>>542109393
It's 1am right now. I got a work luncheon scheduled tomorrow but I can't sleep so I'm doomscrolling and harassing my danchou
>>542109327
Hoping I ended up at 48mil. I got such a big mountain to climb to catch up to Mr.E.

>>542109170
inherit as many stam sparks as possible, then pick symboli rudolf R wit, marvelous sunday, the free rice shower stam card, sweep tosho, tachyon, and maybe bakushin SSR

>>542109365
she is stoic in her own way
it makes sense if you think about it

>>542109320
>Monster Hunter
NTA but I wana play! I kind of dropped it since the summer festival though so I’m probably too much of a shitter now.

>>542107724
3 fronts
suzuka
palmer
taabo

>>542109396
my only good (or high level rather) wit cards are marv, dictus and fuku
unfortunately dont have tachyon
was running marv/dictus/sweep/halo/maya/creek (borrow)
completely forgot about rudolf (R) being a thing, gotta see if i didnt cleat all my dupes..

>>542109504
>turn you into an uma musume
>violently rape you

>>542109504
The idea of jokingly suggesting one crosses my mind. I know the moment I do I'll be banned from the club though. It's a fun thought though. It'd make downtime like now a lot more entertaining.
>>542109607
I'd be down. Should I drop minds or you drop your steam?

Danchou here!
Link to the discord
>https://discord.gg/eog

i clicked...

Now that the dust has settled. What's the verdict.

I feel good about the carat gibs this time.

>>542109751
you will get nothing and you will like it

>>542109738
Why is Teio such a cunt?

>look up future releases
>pic related
neurons activated

>>542109738
dont u guys have anything better to do

>>542109672
Just join the MHG squad and meet up in the lobby so you dont have to add anyone really?

You are the danchou of a club, and after this maintenance you decide to test your mates so you type "Man, that maintenance sure was long, huh?" One guy replies with "There was a maintenance?" Since you are the danchou, what would you do to him?

>>542109798
I think you are a pervert

>>542109818
Alrighty, I'll meet you there.

>>542109829
Tell him to have +15 million fans by the end of today or he's GONE

>>542109829
Kick

I made a secret discord and invited everyone else but danchou. We shit talk about him there every day.

>>542109829
But people come from all timezones here and they work and sleep and do other shit.
If they dont play in this particular hour of the day they would never notice

>>542109857
excuse you I prefer the term sicko

Danchou here, this is your last reminder. If you don't pick up the slack, i'll be kicking you three.

>>542109504
>>542109672
If there is actually people asking for discords I'd laugh my ass off. Really goes to show how much this place has changed.

my emperor

just farm the fucking fans

>>542109818
>MHG squad
man thought you guys were going to play the superior game risebreak

>>542109795
You're supposed to fluster the other racists, not me with this comment, bwo.

How long does maintenance normally last?

>having a wife that acts jealous and starts drama
Couldn't be me.

>>542110045
1 hour

>>542109947
It makes it convenient for planning and events. That's really it luckily my danchous super smart and making his own website and super rich and stuff and he'll basically be making his own thing for /uma/club I'm excited to see.
>>542109989
I'd play risebreak but I'm only 5 star so havent gotten to sunbreak yet.

>danchud is still in the bottom-10 earners
>keeps bothering people in discord about quotas
my club won't last anontachi...

>>542109672
Give me whatever works best for you anon. If it’s steam I’ll add you. I played on PS5 and was waiting for the game to be optimized for PC before getting there so I should just add you and play some other day.

>>542109818
>mhg
But they’re the worst general on the board. . .

Also
>Discord not allowed
Are we all in the same club? The one I’m thinking of you could ask about it all you want just not post a link.

>>542110063
>College
Nyoo... this is what CM does to people

>>542110094
>makes it convenient for planning and events
I understand that, but it's still funny to see from 4chan clubs of all things.

Are you confident for the CM soon?

>>542110102
Wait. So are we joining mhg squad or what? My steam is https://steamcommunity.com/id/wowyummers
You can really hit me up about any game

>>542109738
Why does he need to point out that he's 55?

I genuinely don't know why you guys are schizo about discord. I talk with one guy from here about CM and building Aces, and we do occasional test runs. It's pretty comfortable and more fruitful the that gaslighting you faggots do here.

>>542110221
Aru blue archive!?

>>542110220
I'm confident in two runners and have a bunch of meh 3rd ones I'll be trying on the first two days to see if any of them achieve anything.

>>542109947
usually i don't care for ingame chat functions but this games chat is really ass you cant even hold conversations

There's a few (8) non-/uma/ discord players in my club. I told them to put /uma/ in their profile in case there's an autist that individually checks every profile. Of course I would've preferred if everyone was from here but I want my club to reach and maintain A+ rank. Some sacrifices have to be made.

Stop preying on my danchou
Danchou, stop being easy

>>542110175
Yeah, I think Discord killed a lot of /vg/ generals though. It's a plague and a neccessity. A double edged sword. I remember back when guilds and stuff on /vg/ used skype groups. Zoomies will deny this.
>>542110283
I do not play BA anymore.

>maintenance
My 95 TP... I was gonna start a run before taking a nap...

The game makes it seem like getting scouted by any trainer is a monumental feat (I'm aware that tracen certified trainers have more requirements than normal ones), it just makes me wonder what the ratio of trainers to Umas at tracen is.

>>542110269
It's just the way a lot of people on this site are. I use discord to talk to a couple of friends and while I can understand the point of 4chan club having discord being kind of ironic what not with the "anonymous" setting. It can also be a pain in the ass if you want to actually talk/plan/play anything else etc.
It gets even worse once a schizo or two land in the general and it becomes borderline unusable.

>>542110326
STOP trying to sow seeds of doubt our small community can't take it

>>542110347
2000s Skype was so peak it is still crazy to me what they did to it

>>542110221
I think the Unbricked danchou said he was going to the mhg squad. But I’m the anon you replied to and I will just ad you soon since I really shouldn’t stay up installing the game and rushing to multiplayer tonight. My Steam will start with M and end with T. I’ll hit you up about other games if we have any in common.

>>542110326
name of club?

I'm sorry for rolling on Umas I like
I'll roll only for meta cards and meta umas I'm sorry
It won't happen again

>>542110094
>I'd play risebreak but I'm only 5 star so havent gotten to sunbreak yet.
Hm.. put up the lumu if you want to hop on Rise.

I haven't done my fucking dailies when does this fucking maintenance ends

We need to restrict Helios' internet access

>>542110326
I don't even put /uma/ in my profile because it's like shit that attracts flies

>>542110584
I'll make fun of you depending on the uma you like. Which was it?