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>Game News
Current Rate Up: Ines Fujin (3* Alt), Gold City (3* Alt), Tamamo Cross (SSR), Mejiro Ryan (SSR), Tucker Bryne (SSR)

Scenario Release Campaign:
>Double Career Drop
>Extra Rentals & Cost Discount
>TP Usage Halved
>Daily Free Factor Reroll
>Onsen Rate Up
Tachyon's Factor Research is currently underway
CM Classic will be held on 7/25, Hanshin, 2200m, right, summer, cloudy, special rule: NO debuff skills
LoH Long will be held in August, Sapporo, 2600m, right, summer, sunny
>Design Your Island Guide
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>EN Schedule
Current Rate Up: Biwa Hayahide (3*), Mejiro Palmer (SSR)
7/6 - 7/15: Legend Race
7/16 - 8/1: Story event
7/27 - 8/8: Legend Race

>IP News
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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tachyon > all other hors

nice hors

Did they fix the annoying bug that made you unable to install both JP and Global?

hors

>jp fags from /vg/
>unhelpful, poison the well with misinformation, made zero useful charts for globalbros
>real jpgod from youtube
>video changes global meta overnight and unbricks tens of thousands accounts
fuck the jp fags posting here

>Shitter Creek
>Got Sleep deprived 6 times
>got Night Owl twice
>Night Owl negative event triggered right after getting it so I lost almost all of my energy from failing to sleep
>Still smash the URAs with no survivors

NTR Love!

She is number 1

>>531251131
Kitasan will bless me with focus every career

>>531251026 (OP)
SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFF
AHH

>>531251131
When you WITMAXX are you guys still getting to 600/600/600?

>king halo fails debut
>fails next one
>failes the one after that too
Her mother is right, she belongs in the glue

Wit is a meme. Don't buy into the hype.

>>531251157
She ain't shaped like that.
This isn't a complaint.

>>531251225
I love NTL

>>531251229
Your daiwa is clearly number 2.

uma musume is wit game

>>531251309
trainer issue

>>531251229
it says 2

>>531251275
Yeah. I'm running 2 power, 4 wits (one MLB Fine motion from a whale). 2 power is to compensate for wits not giving you stampow.

uma stocks going up

>>531251275
you should be easily able to
2 speed cards with infinite energy = a lot of speed
a lot of speed = a lot of power
stamina sparks = a lot of stamina

>>531251317
Fuck you
>licks your rice shower

Just used my 2 SSR support card guaranteed. I just started should I wait till I get the 3 random Guaranteed SSRS before using the guaranteed voucher?

>>531251317
Don't listen to this witless fool

>>531251385
how is it a trainer issue when she just started, debut is cleared by the most retarded of horse which means she's below that

https://x.com/Versailles_Farm/status/1944874743183659282

CyberAgent (Cygames' parent company) became the official sponsor of one of Japan's biggest racehorse production ranches.

Any speed cards release in the next year that are worth mentioning, that are NOT named Kitasan Black?

WITards out
SPARK GODS IN

>>531251490
….you telling me the horse girl company used all of the gacha funds to fund an actual race horse ranch, which in turn makes more profit with races and breeding? Those sky fuckers

I really hope the shitposters leave when they fail to mlb kita or whatever, it's getting tiring and less comfy by the day

>>531251481
Is this what Arnold meant when he said it feels like cumming?

>>531251229
how can she run fast with those massive honkers

>>531251317
My horse will literally trip on her own feet without wit

witmax stocks are going up

BUY BUY BUY

>>531251317
witmaxxing is useful for like three things:
1. getting A+ rank horses that lose to B+ horses
2. point farming in team trials
3. debuff spam
but if you do the 4wit method you're 100% not going to have enough stam when you get out of career

Dropping off my 3 speed 6 stam Maru since I got the Agnes from here.
958246915784

>>531251401
Huge pump when Kitasan is out then a massive drop soon after once people get bricked.

>>531251612
i liked that the shopkeeps in town tease her about being on a date with her trainer every single time they go to the market together

>>531251490
Fujitsu--san is going to monopolize horse racing industry. This man has to be stopped.

>>531251612
Nice tummy

Just saying, teio is some pure sex. Body is aerodynamic and better for running, has a cute personality, stylish race outfit, and very sexy. She will produce plenty of 3* speed spark children

>>531251419
If there's any Uma that deserves to get her pussy ate, it's Rice Shower.

>>531251150
Goldshi mogs Tachyon!

I am about to max wit and go all in

>>531251825
so you're saying she'll produce useless children

>>531251739
its only viable on sprint/mile races really
that said, the valuable lesson here is that some wit is not bad. MLB FM is probably the best support card you can borrow right now

I'm partially preloading the ammo.

>>531251748
Even Top Gun sees it.

sniffing Grass Wonder's big butt
sniffing Tazuna's big butt

front runner doesn't sound as nice as calling them NIGERS like in JP

wtf I'm a speedN-word now?

>>531251490
>If we can't get the rights to racing horses for our multimedia franchise we'll breed our own, cut out the middle man

>>531252004
load some for me too? haha

>>531251879
True

>>531252004
i hope we get 4x points on google play

>>531252004
Hope you don't rage when you spend a ton of money but only get a pity kitasan.

>>531251825
>Annoying voice
>Dogshit story that only makes sense if she was pumped full of drugs

>>531251131
>a tutorial on how to pass the retard check
>released a week late

Is it racist that I only want american horses and or english named horses for career?

>>531251825
She's so small she's practically an onahole. I would bring my Teio everywhere and fuck her relentlessly.

>>531252085
I misread sponsor as owner but still kind of cool

>>531252214
which horses are these

lovey dovey kisses with McQueen KACHOW

>>531252163
>gacha
>retard check

is he right /uma/?

>>531252265
Cute Mirako

We fucking did it bros.

>>531251275
you go 600/600/600 carrier spaming to get strong parents and club score, and then witmax on a kid uma

>>531252314
nigga my only good skill is maestro

>>531251974
yeah i'm not saying wit isn't useful but i think people are a bit confused
if you're not a retard you should be able to beat URA 95% of the time without needing weird gimmicks

>>531252314
are you going to post this 5 times a thread from now on?

>>531252364
I prefer the JP veteran that confirms my biases

Hey hey trainer-san you gonna pick the first choice of my event right?

>>531252221
I believe I will get MLB in five ten rolls

>>531252364
>war never changes

>>531252314
Maybe if you actually have high level WIT cards it's doable.

>>531252420
It's over..,

>>531251229
is it true that her IRL owner only agreed to have her in the game if her tits were way bigger than Vodka's?

Gold WIFE

>>531252510
his shows low tier wit cards that anyone can have, including white cards

>>531252278
>Can't identify Umas from the image
weak

>>531252265
cute oguri

>>531252458
it's the new shitpost meta stick with it for few days bwo

I did this with not Wit cards, is it good?

>>531252512
noooooo

>>531252004
Based.

Seiun Sky is cute but is she good?

>>531252575
Let me repeat myself.
Maybe if you actually have MLB WIT cards it's doable.

>>531252314
he's fucking retarded and the only reason you're all believing him because he's a jap

I WILL mlb kitasan and only share my ID here.

>>531252512
the image that destroyed /uma/

>urara mood down 3 times in a few turns
URARA PLEASE

>>531252265
>>531252448
>buta onna on my uma musume general

>>531252619
it's all so tiring

>>531252670
Counterpoint: guts will be meta in a month so would you want guts posting instead?

New club called Coomers come join.

>>531252512
Is this the same retard that created that fucking Fine Motion infographic?

>>531252631
anontachi..
>not enough stamina/blue skills for long
>not enough speed/power for medium
>level 1 unique
>vanguard
>double dotted skills
>zero skills in general
glue awaits

Did you have fun with umamusume today?

>>531252751
>he didn't order the burger without pickles for her
It's your fault

>>531252631
umamusume is wit game
i believe your mcqueen would be better if she had 700+ wit
you only have one blue skill and not enough stamina to match
5/10

It's funny seeing the wiki warriors in shambles. Oh no my favorite content creator's integrity is on the line!
The have fallen to WITGOD.

>>531252468
I will fuck your daughter

>>531252690
Based whale.

>>531252853
I got my first A rank uma today, so yeah

>>531252861
>ordering burgers without pickles
Who does this?

if anyone needs her
868993532369

I think I've seen every stat but stamina maxing memed as being potent for builds here in the past 3 days

>>531252652
fine wife

Just used my 2 SSR support card guaranteed. I just started should I wait till I get the 3 random Guaranteed SSRS before using the guaranteed voucher?

>nowhere near 30k carats
I'm ngmi...

>>531252808
>guts will be meta in a month
shitposters are desperate huh

>>531252981
that's because stamina maxxing is actually useful and not a meme

>>531252816
Can we share coom in the chat?

>>531252853
>cleared ura finals with nice nature and opera o back to back, first time for each
>got a 3* stam spark on nn, 7* stam overall
yeah

>>531252981
stamina maxing is strong

ogurifans

>>531252981
The funniest one was the guts build

>>531252853
>tell your uma that you’ll marry her after she wins the triple crown
>anything for motivation
>she wins all of her races
>forces a box into your hand
>waits for you to propose at the end of her concert

>>531251131
>use this for TT
>lose every single match
cool guide japbro

>>531252956
children

>>531252957
we definitely do not need her

>speed star, Gourmand, Swinging Maestro
>still only B+
Come the fuck on

>>531253067
why is she crying :(

>>531253118
You have to follow through at that point

>>531253156
TT score is based on skill activations dumbass

>>531252458
it's the first time i posted it, why are some of you so miserable

>>531253252
Anon is too poor for her.

>>531252853
At one point today I just left Rice on the training menu and listened to her make cute noises while I cleaned up a bit around my place. Her oooooo literally never fails to make me smile. So I would more accurately say that it has brightened my day considerably.

>>531251229
hons

>>531253083
Yes.

>>531253243
Do skills even affect the ranking? I thought it was just based purely on stats

>they skipped the bakushin bible
lol

someone please post the carat money to carat chart please.

>>531252886
NOOO BIG PLUSHIES; NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>531253357
iktfb

>teio career
>make sure to always lose the first race of the triple crown just to see her dumb reaction

i'm beginning to feel like a wit god wit god

never doubted the day1 bakushin wit gods

>>531253391
we've transitioned from not playing the game before shitposting to not ever opening the general before shitposting
everyone knows what wits fucking does

Just started my account. So I use all my starting carats on support cards and I dont get the right ones I reroll?

What are you even doing with all the wit? You're not breaking through the box smarty pants.

join my club

Ekwo

teio bullying should be illegal and punishable by breaking your knees

why does nobody ever talk about maruzensky?

>>531253469
They're cute!

>>531252512
on what version of the game is he basing this on? Isnt global slightly different than old jp? Is he just regurgitating nippon stuf from 4 years ago or actually cooking and playin in english?

>>531253716
maruzensky is mogged by mommy super creek

>>531253662
roll for whatever and just play. you'll be rerolling in 2 days when the next banner drops. at least you'll have some reps in the game.

>>531251158
no

>>531253716
too old

>>531253118
Fuck that, I'll propose during the concert

>>531253717
I DONT WANNA GET RAPED BY A PLUSHIE NOO---

>>531253717
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF would

>>531253716
stupid fucking hag who ults prematurely

>>531253770
By reps do you mean experience? So I should wait for the kitasan black banner and reroll for that one?

>get 800 wit instead of 400 wit
>skill activation chance goes up 11.25 whole percentage points
wooooow

>>531253686
You literally are. wit makes your horse better at positioning during the race

>>531253764
He said the answer to your question in the video.

>>531253716
cause she's a wrinkled hag. my opinion is subject to change when swimsuit maruzensky releases.

>>531253252
AIDS.

B STANDS FOR BIWA, except the C in guts which stands for cute

>>531252853
yeah actually, El Condor soared

I don't know who is bricking who anymore

>>531253698
*SMACK*

I think I'm gonna do KOIKATSU and AI SLOP with her.
t. mexican

>>531253907
>get fuck by a gamble
woooooow

>>531253909
Show me an actual example from a race and not just some gook blabbing.

My eyes are glued to Bourbon's gigantic breasts as they flop around in double fast-forwarded time.

>>531253907
retard
>>531253764
TRIPPLE retard
>>531253948
holy Based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zIyGRdMpZY
They are bidding on Kitasan's son.

>>531253904
doesn't make a lot of sense to commit yourself to rerolling for 8 hours when you don't even know if you enjoy the gameplay loop. also, you'll get an initial feel for what are some beginner mistakes to avoid the next time around.

5

>>531252853
mediocre day in terms of runs, good day in terms of shitposting

>>531254001
I need more Uma ryona

Weirdest fucking run I think this is the first time my speed stat was lower than stamina and power…

So is there a guide with all the minimum speed/stam/pow requirements for each race type in Team Trials? I'm fine with it being in japanese.

>>531252853
I had to dip in my Kitasan funds, I got promoted and didn't have enough veteran uma for all the slot

I have 30k carats for Kitasan Black ready but I am feeling the itch to roll for horses. Odds I buy a 10 roll for umas, evens I save like a good trainer.

>>531253948
eugh

>>531253948
jesus christ, her head is fucking massive

>>531253981
absolutely adore these huge plushies, but man if it isn't weird and funny at the same time how artist make spooky stuff with them. NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>531253716
We've been talking about her when you aren't around

>>531254091
What are some bad mistakes? Should I focus all my training one one stat or spread it out?

What is "many"

>>531254121
hey stop that thats my thing

>>531254296
3

so how exactly can you get level 3 sparks?
raising just speed power stamina?
focusing on those three only?

>>531254192
There's a lot of skills that boosts your speed more than 10 turns training can do. If you press wit, those skills activate. Skills are really fucking strong in this game, even that "slightly" increase shits on 3-5 turns of speed training.

>>531254296
Description (in-game): Slightly recover endurance after activating many skills late-race.
Description (detailed): If you activate at least 3 other skills during the late-race, your stamina will slightly recover
Supports (hint):
Meisho DotoMeisho Doto
Supports (event):
Special WeekAoi KiryuinAoi Kiryuin
Training events:
Make a New Track
Rarity: Normal
Activation: Wisdom check
Base cost: 100
Conditions:
activate_count_end_after>=3
Show conditions in the viewer
Base duration: Instant effect
Effect: Stamina Recovery (0.015)

https://gametora.com/umamusume/skills

>>531254278
this is why you need reps. obviously watch some guides if that's how you want to do things.

>>531254326
How would Nice Nature react if I suddenly groped her chest?

>>531252853
got promoted, filled all my slots, have 30k carats for kitasan, got my second onsen ticket with EL Condor Pasa and won after losing yesterday when king had the ticket, I'll sleep good tonight

>>531253910
it's 3 am here, I aint blasting an asian on my speakers now or neighbor will call cops on me and my headphones are fucked, Ill watch it tomorrow then, thanks for clarification

I think... I think I should have read the contract before I signed it...

I didn't slot in this support card. Why is it proccing? Is it a club or follower thing?

>>531253907
wit doesn't just affect skill activation dumbass

>>531254364
Stamina and Power are the only blue sparks that matter. You get them through luck.
>600 stat = 5%
>1100 stat = 10%
Happy grinding anon!

>>531252853
I been using SpectralWizard gene seeds and non of my uma ended up with 3 star sparks.

What do I do when I used up my legacy borrow?
My own uma's have horrible sparks so I feel like it would be waste of a run.

>>531253716
She makes my pp hard and I want her to make me pee myself when she speeds up in her Lambo Countach and tries to drive us off a cliff.

Watch this.

>>531253716
I love her though

>>531254053
you would dismiss any actual example as randomness anyway
all of my runs with 600+ wit are easy as fuck and consistent, meanwhile all my runs with low wit have my horse randomly get boxed and I have to spend a clock when I'm the favorite

nyoooooo

is it worth buying IronWill after finish the career? Is it even worth buying shit gold skills after the career, doesn't just dilute potential sparks pool

>>531252853
I barely played at all today
And I will barely play again tomorrow
But the day after that...

>>531254424
That would actually make sense… unfortunately I couldn’t pick up many speed boosting skills this run but maybe I was somewhat on the right track

>>531254579
iirc you can get a random card you don't have proccing once or twice, you don't get the whole event though, just one part of it and it doesn't appear again for the rest of the career

Yep, it's fucking over.

>>531254424
>skills that boosts your speed
are meaningless without the necessary power/acceleration. skills/speed stat increase your target speed, not your actual speed.

your 1.8s duration buff that increases your speed by 35% will, in reality, be much less effective than advertised unless you're hitting accelerations at the same time.

also, this idea that you're going to just chain your skill procs is nonsense. you know what's better than a 25% target speed increase for 3 seconds? having 25% more speed for the entire race.

>>531254782
>iron will
no its shit
>Is it even worth buying shit gold skills after the career, doesn't just dilute potential sparks pool
gold boosts the chance for its normal version

>>531254739
I accept your concession.

>>531254028
*te viola*

>>531254823
i could promote but i'd have to roll horses to fill up my slots...

If you build too much wit the Uma will realize it's in a game and based on an actual horse and try to escape. Do not build more than 300 wit.

So whats the basic strategy for good legacies?

>>531254053
you have low irl wit, sorry

>>531254918
>skills/speed stat increase your target speed
you're joking right? you mean that all those increase velocity skills aren't instant?

I just finished the Cinderella Gray anime and I really liked it. Is the manga still ongoing and if so, what chapter does it leave off from the anime?

>>531254772
on the bright side, first clockless run without a borrowed legacy and my first A rank. but yeah this bitch has the easiest career I've seen by far

>>531254694
grinding out your own sparks, training your worst umas, farming fans, turning off the game.

>>531254957
ok retard, keep getting boxed with 300 wit and complaining about the game

>>531252853
Finished 5 careers to upgrade the worst horses on my TT team, pretty nice stats and skills.
My team is actually performing worse than before.

>>531255017
I mean doesn’t that seem reasonable? That’s why there are also acceleration skills

>>531254996
wait until Kitasan black so you can consistently get two SS+ stats for a 10% chance on each

>>531252631
>bait

>>531254918
>blah blah SPEEDO blah blah blah BAKUSHIN bakayaro
>gets boxed in

Witsmaxxing actually got me my first A rank uma. I couldn't get wits to 1100 because I had to spam power/stam training a lot since I was running 2spe4wits, don't know why I went 2spe when I only pressed speed training like twice this entire run.

Is there a point to doing all Kiryuin's dating events?

The english community really memed us into rolling for super creek instead of fine motion.

I WANT TO ROLL NOW
I WANT TO SHOT MY LOAD ALL OVER MY HORSES
I CAN'T WAIT 3 WHOLE DAYS
I'M GOING TO FUCKING EXPLOOOOOOODE

>>531255234
The first 3 dates give you 30 energy 30 skill points and mood up they're literally better than rest

>>531255212
your horse is better in the library than the track

>>531255212
Behold… the smartest horse

>>531255246
Dumb fucking retard

>>531255212 (me)
And also, I made her a late surger and watched all the races. She only got boxed in during junior-early classic year where she didn't have wits to begin with. Wits works, I guess.

>>531255017
if it uses the word velocity that's target speed. there are skills that increase acceleration, those are what make you actually faster (if you have target speed you haven't reached yet). a lot of the good ults that zoom you forward instantly are doing both of these at once, but the generic skills are usually just velocity which is why using them doesn't shoot you forward like Top Cun's ult.

>>531255375
less than 2 days now

>>531255140
I meant more like what sparks do I want?
Should I skip buying skills I dont need to avoid bad sparks?
What are the break points for getting spark stars?
How do you get stars for non-stat sparks?
Who has good compatibility?
What are the most valuable non-stat sparks?
What are the best skills to get sparks for?

>600+ on speed/stam/power/wits
1* guts, of course, why would I ever think it'd be something else

>>531255381
>30 energy

>>531255375
3 days? i thought kitasan is in 23 hours

>>531254658
jesus christ.

>>531255212
>tachyon
Based

Can someone explain to me how did this whore lose URA finals?

>>531255447
wtffffff, this is nuts

Are velocity or acceleration skills better? Or does it depend on the racing style/track type?

>>531255580
>double circle green skills
kill yourself

these threads are too fast
have any anons visited a stable yet

>>531255580
did you run her as late? not enough power

>>531255580
trainer issue

>>531255580
body blocked by some fatass generic and then didn't proc Maestro

>>531255658
Not him but the savvy ones are good enough to double circle

>>531255580
More power

>>531255658
there was literally nothing else to get, bad rng
>>531255668
yes, late

>>531255580
You lack WIT

>>531255212
Can I see your deck? No homo by the way.

>>531255580
>446 wit
LMAOOOOOOOOO

>>531255649
acceleration is the name of the game

>>531252853
I play this game instead of doing my job so I have fun with this game everyday.

>>531254963
Doing all of the umas' stories is the best part and entire point of the game

>>531255580
>double circle green skills
>witless

>>531255580
>Superb Jobber

>>531255661
please /uma/, don't be the reason for cygames to release a second notice to global players about not trespassing onto private property.

>>531255661
A local stable or one of the girl's stables?

redpill me on witmaxxing, what're the benefits of brainy umas? how do you spend the energy you're gaining from playing shogi and reading books?

>>531255626
this is why people tell you to raise power. 1.8 seconds of increased velocity means if you're not at your current max target speed, it does nothing, and if you are at max target speed, you spend 1.8 seconds trying to reach your new target and then you drop back down to whatever your original target speed was because all the skill does is raise target for 1.8 seconds. pic related can be useful, but strictly for "I want to be sure that I truly pass this person so they don't end up boxing me", or for "I'm a build that doesn't pass people until the late race so once I'm passing people that means I want to ramp up asap".

>>531255580
you aren't WITmaxxing

Who else watching the Select Sale going on right now?

>>531255649
late-race acceleration > late-race velocity but accel is literally useless if it doesn't activate at the end of the race whereas you can at least get positioning out of mid-race velocity skills

>>531255937
I did witmaxxing for Rice and Biwa and they bombed halfway the career

>>531255580
your skills bwo?

>>531255939
the what now?

>>531255812
Last week I was told it was velocity but alright then… I assume acceleration is more useful since uma speed stats tend to be higher than their power

>>531255909
it's all Seiun Sky propaganda in advance of her release in a month.

>>531255762
I ran with this. Spe card didn't have any value. I was basically running with 5 cards.

>>531255580
most of your skills are situational, was URA a sunny say with lots of racers in the same strategy and also lots of pace chasers to fluster at the top brackets? did you get boxed, because if so that's a wit issue and your wit is not impressive.

>>531255984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zIyGRdMpZY

>>531255885
>second notice
w-what was the first one?

>>531255968
Thank you anon this makes a lot more sense

I don't care about this ningen... I just want Happy Meek...

>>531255939
has Kita son been sold yet

>>531255031
the second part of CG anime will start at manga chapter 44, 43 is Tamamo winning last episode race, main plot will revolve aroud Japan Cup with international caste, and it's gonna be the best shit ever; manga is still ongoing, english is around 141chapters, raws at 189 chapters, Oguri's story is nearing its end tho, she's past midnight

>>531256057
>just get more numbers bro
>despite that it was maximum possible based on rainbows
okay I will influence RNG better next time

im starting to believe in the wits and positioning meme, it feels way more powerful than just muh speed + stam

>>531256098
it was just saying "please visit irl horses using the proper channels", I don't think anyone was hopping fences in japan but they want to make sure if it happens they don't get blamed.

>>531255939
I use those to practice my JP numbers.

>>531256147
Happy Meek can watch from the cuck chair.

Can you witmeme with a 0lb fine motion plus a borrowed marvelous Sunday, or do you really need 3 cards? I don’t have any other wit SRs.

>>531251131
so how do i get stam and power sparks with this

>>531256149
Yeah, it sold for 1.3 million dollars.

>>531256190
>t. hardstuck class 2

Which Uma is most deserving of heavy petting and cunnilingus?

>>531256190
If you have A LOT of power you can go without positioning skills. You're still screwed it there are 10 umas in front of you.

>>531256098
they shot and killed a dirty trespassing gaijin and then hung his corpse from the barnside and let the farm animals feed on the flesh.

Did we just hit another peak player count earlier?

>>531256072
Oh I wish I understood moonrunes, I remember watching those cattle sellings on the tv when I was a kid

>>531256161
This shit is just Blue Lock but with anime girls larping as horses

>>531256292
t. boxed 1200 speeder

is there a way to race more than 3 of my umas against each other at a time? I have too many to choose from...

>>531256190
Yes, once you can get enough stamina to not die instantly from genes, you can transition to Speed and INT focused decks for Dirt, Short, and Mile.
Mid and Long will still want Power cards in there to supplement with additional stamina unless you're building specifically for a Haruten themed Chanmi/LoH in which case you might be better of adding Stamina cards back in.

>>531251176
Worked for my Vodka
JP youtubers are based, fuck /vg/ JPfags

>>531256309
Streamers are hyping up the event. More newbies joining in.

>>531256147
they come as a pair

>>531255580
Sometimes the game forces you to lose.

>>531256169
A bad player blames the game. You have a ton of influence over RNG. That's what picking your Support Deck does. That's what every choice you make in game does. No good training today? Do a race. No good skills yet? Start prioritizing hints, they're visible on screen during training.

Nobody here is going to tell you to buy 2 Sunny Days, which only adds Guts to your build and only situationally.

King Halo and Sakura Bakushin O need their foreheads kissed IMMEDIATELY

Who are some good umas to work on their potentials? Besides Tachyon and Ryan

>>531255990
see >>531255968
early game acceleration is only useful on front runners

:D

Get ready for this 3* Stam spark.

>>531256519
2* guts
1* medium

>>531255939
No wonder this is a whale game holy shit.

>>531256007
NTA but do you have a friend ID for that MLB Fine Motion?

focus and concentration on pacers?

>>531256519
1* guts

>>531255580
>everyone pointing to green skills
>except having green skills isn't what caused him to lose
gaslighting retards

>>531251739
This shit is real
My Bakushin almost got A and tons of debuffs from this witmaxxing, I just took the vax that fucked up my stats near the end.

>>531256439
>That's what picking your Support Deck does
what if my support deck is shit because I'm a newfag mr good player

>>531256402
More like
>/uma/ literally telling newfags to build their decks this way on day 1
>they pilot them wrong and screech and start listening to e-celebs instead

>>531256519
1* speed
3* pace

>>531256487
she thinks this shit is just a game

I destroyed the campaign with this build. I recommend.

>>531256413
>More newbies joining in.
>re roll mine
heh.

So why didn't anyone tell me how SEX Agnes Tachyon is?

>>531256519
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So do we ever get to hang out more with the director?

>noooo wittmaxing is wrong stop RUINING MY PROPAGANDA!
not gonna fall for your kitsan negro shit you facist

>>531256585
No. I found him on the leaderboards...

>>531256335
it does it better

>>531256709
wtf, congrats

>>531256709
combust

we're all gonna make it bros

>>531256759
delete this post right now, I'm not joking

>>531256709
congrats!
>>531256718
if you beat the URA Final finishing with distance lead + maxed out Akikawa + Tazuna support you unlock the Director Akikawa sex scene

>>531256696
Another one fallen to her charms.
>>531256709
Naisu

>>531256718
yeah

>>531251739
Yes, 4 wit is a stupid meme, but there's a reason why 2 INT Cards has been meta in basically every single scenario before the Island unless you had very specific MLB SSRs that could max it by themselves.

>>531256630
let me guess, you're refusing to buy upgrades because you bought into the metagaming idea of saving your gems, leaving you with less than a new player is intended to have right now. use your gems and get a better support deck or accept that having a bad one is largely your own choice.

>>531256696
Tachyon isn't sex, she's just psychologically manipulating you to get your seed to experiment on.
>>531256709
I wish...

>nice nature was a gold digger
>air groove hated men
>mcqueen was more of a cunt
>manhattan cafe was a chuuni yandere
>gold shop CONFESSED HER LOVE to Trainer-san and got really embarrassed afterwards
Alpha Umamusume was something else, huh...

>>531256718
She gets an SSR pal card so that means (You) can date her.

>>531256845
That was somewhat a genuine question

>>531256903
Sweet, the way she speaks is endearing and i like the noises she makes

is it true one uma was removed because of guro porn

>>531256161
Thanks anon! Will start reading it now

>>531256965
Who the fuck is gold shop

>>531251131
wtf I love wit now

>>531256709
I'm slurping that friend code, WHERE IS IT?!

>>531256709
You can't fool me, you already knew before posting the first pic.

>>531256965
>Air Groove hated men
keep that one in.

>>531256896
sex

>>531256965
>>nice nature was a gold digger
I could honestly see it from her design if I'm being perfectly honest, assuming it didn't change too much from Alpha Uma.

>>531257006
>the noises she makes
Isn’t that her cat. She is very cute though

>>531256765
Where are the racing focused uma doujins? Surely we have some CG style doujins that focus on other Uma careers.

>>531256965
>manhattan cafe was a chuuni yandere
would have been better...

>>531256661
This is wrong. Horses are supposed to be retarded.

>>531257158
Yeah the cat meows but she also makes noises

>choked the ura finale
>3* power
of course

>>531256965
>manhattan cafe was a chuuni yandere
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

>>531256896
fuggin SAVED

>>531256952
>Trainer, we're going to have sex in the amazon position for 4 hours to see if you can knock me up.

>>531256709
EXPLODE

Teio steppu~
https://youtu.be/UczLcWB9Gig?si=55hdAeEXTSebQZPu

>>531256965
>>manhattan cafe was a chuuni yandere
with secret big tits

The zoomer trembles in fear at the boomer

>>531256630
nta, but my deck is also trash and I still won with grass wonder, having a very good support card and legacy uma to borrow can go a long way in your run (also luck, can't forget luck)

>>531256296
mcqueen

>>531257415
That's it, I'm getting this hag.

>>531257341
Sorry Tri-Tachyon. I have someone I'm waiting for.

>>531257189
there's one with kin'iro ryotei

>>531257329
Narita Brian looks so different without her outfit.

how bad is it that i skip most of the dialogue

>>531257486
McQueen would be a gusher for sure, I'm talking an absolute geyser.

>>531257025
no, but there were bad actors from god knows where (another gacha fandom, real life horse fans, ???) spamming guro images to the owners of one of the horses because they were active on social media (X)

>>531257238
the horse fears the cow

>>531251275
What's witmaxx? Do you only do wit training? What about others stats training?

Can give me some examples?

What's with all the retards thinking kitasan is dropping in 24 hours?

it appears they forgot to put a number on this honse shirt

>>531256965
>>531257384
>manhattan cafe was a chuuni yandere
>with secret big tits
FUCKING DEVS WHY? GIMME THAT CAFE

Maruzensky F1 spinoff when?

>>531251026 (OP)
I need to sniff this boy's panties

King Halo keeps wasting my clocks
FUCK THIS BITCH, HER MOM WAS RIGHT

>>531257580
I like reading through everyone's story at least once. I think there's a setting that you can use so that it doesn't skip stuff you haven't seen.
I am dumb and haven't found it yet so I just don't skip and play at normal speed for anyone I haven't played before.

you love to see it

If you're looking for a new club join Coomers

What is Cafe's personality outside of being a weird schizo? I haven't really done a Tachyon career or read her side story yet, plus Cafe herself isn't out for like months at least.

>>531257772
You don't deserve the ohohoh oujo-sama

>>531257512
post more husband

>>531257580
I read all the dialogue on my first run with a character and then skip it all on subsequent runs. you're honestly missing out if you're skipping the dialogue completely without ever reading it. you care more about how your uma performs if you learn her story/personality from her dialogue

>>531257341
i don't recall that being part of the training regimen

>>531257025
there has never once been an uma pulled from the game in the 4.5 years it has been up. the fearmongering over owners pulling umas if we don't follow whatever the poster says are baseless. nobody locked in for 4.5 years is going to suddenly say "whoa the income for doing nothing just skyrocketed from a global release, time to throw away that money for fun!"

>>531257858
i haven't rolled yet, is the director on the hallway a confirmation you're getting a 3* uma? cute if true

Happy Meek? More like Despair Meek

>>531256709
fuck you

>>531257772
>>531257909
she doesnt waste clocks at all, she just jobs in hopeless stakes and the mediums with the kikuka sho autoloss
everything else after that is smooth sailing

>>531257871
dead on arrival

GIVE ME FUEL
>Late Start
GIVE ME FIRE
>Rushed
GIVE MEALLWESHIDESIREE
>Ult doesn't trigger

>>531257516
Who?

>>531257919
She's still going to wear the wedding gown and be carried to bed on her first night.

>>531258125
stay gold

>>531257665
being flat fit her school shooter vibe better, it was a good change

>>531257909
nta but he is right, fuck king halo she took my onsen ticket from better umas

neicha...

>do 200 rolls for Seia
>had to spark her
This means I will get MLB Kitasan in 200 rolls. Just as planned.

>>531258060
>sent back in time
qrd?

I have never rolled for horses, but I read that the gems from stories pay for the roll as long as you average 5 new horses. I'm thinking I'll save until someone I like is on rate up and take the "free" roll.

What would Teio do if I ask her to be my gf?

equinox spawn (kitasan's son's son) on auction block now
the price will be big for him

>>531257790
Just turn this setting to off, I think the text is some kind of mistranslation because when I turned it off it stopped skipping new story scenes.

I'm being judged...

>>531258342
Every time she wins (which isn't often admittedly) and Trainer uses a clock.

is beeline burst bad?

Why am I dating human woman trainer right now. Isn't this the horse girl game?

>>531258407
Stop making me want to fuck Gold Ship

>>531258342
it's referring to how the career resets every time you do it and Happy Meek is always in it

>>531256718
She fucks off overseas for the next scenario and she is replaced with some retard

>>531258325
WHITE WHALE

>>531258418
Literally opened at $500K and is currently at $1.5M.

>>531258350
>as you average 5 new horses
the odds on this is lower than you think, look at how few 1*s there are in the pool that aren't given at the start (it's like 3 or 4)
I only got three, but it's still worthwhile pulling not for the return on investment in terms of gems from stories/missions, but for filling out your team duels roster

>>531257657
6

How many more hours?

>>531258325
seia took your shit luck, you got this bro
you did get jkasuna right? she's the himari for specials

>>531258342
you used an alarm clock when your uma lost, toreena

You guys have got to stop calling some of the umas “boys”

>get my first 3*
>it's just power and 2* mile
fuck my life

>>531258490
that's a yurinigger artist
>>531258508
HOLY GRAIL

what the hell is an mlb
support?

>>531258418
Holy shit, lol

>>531258350
it's not immediate because you need to raise their bond first, but each horse has stories that give 230 gems. 5 would be 1150, which isn't all of the 1500 but it's a good amount. you might not get 5 though.

>>531258508
HOLY GRAIL

>>531258490
No

>>531258460
>>531258557
Oh. I thought it implied that the career is a time loop (which makes sense and might still be true)

>>531258041
just from a quick google search its one of the pull animations showing you are guaranteed the featured 3 star in that roll?
either that or its just one of the few guaranteed 3 star pull animations.

>>531258576
its a numbers game. if it were easy youd stop playing

i still haven't gotten slow metabolism i alway gamble that one and win

>>531255734
sniff sniff sniff

>>531258564
literally many of them are male horses anon

If anyone wants max level fine motion and a decent daiwa scarlet (my wife)
393169005238

>>531258564
Well, some of these girls have dicks.

>>531258656
A lot of the different careers give the trainer a different personality, I’d consider them different people but still all (you)

>>531258710
I hate spark farming

>>531258627
her retardedness comes from her headpiece?

>>531258554
5

>>531258587
So? Doesn’t stop me from wanting to fuck her

>>531258627
STOP

>>531256161
cindygrey-chan... I....

>>531258495
No... who is the retard?

how do i know if i should be doing races or more training

>>531258776
Also I just had a banger golshi run

>>531258776
added bwo
i actually was looking for a high lvl fm

>>531258576
>just power
You mean the second most desirable spark after stamina?

>>531251275
Yes. I've been getting 600/600/600/x/600.

>>531258793
then don't spark farm. play because you enjoy the roguelike gameplay. if you don't, why are you playing?

>>531258773
>>531258781
okay but neither are relevant, you just call them boys if they’re flat

>>531258776
>393169005238
You're at maximum follows...

>>531258794
Nah, she just looks like a tard with it on.
She's the type that's deceptively beautiful until she opens her mouth.

>keeps positioning herself in the center or inner where its harder to break through a traffic jam
>doesnt pop her ult for three g1 races in a row
>late start late start late start
>has the gall to act sad every time she places 3rd
Yeah you know what, maybe you should be renamed Grass Eater instead.

do the costume skins get their own stories with free gems

Finally an 8 star uma, hopefully it doesn't take too much longer for the 9

is it weird if I want to rip these things off and suck on her ears

>>531259104
kinda, but it's understandable

>>531259090
huge downgrade

>>531259057
Post stats, skills, and inheritance nigga

>>531258879
You just know eventually

>>531259104
i bet they're so soft and warm

>>531258776
ty nonnie, time to find out how broken it is

>>531259090
what the fuck
bring the director back

alright im gonna do a run where i never hit the rest button unless im completely out of energy, inb4 I need 4 wit cards

>>531258793
if you focus on the sparks you are thing wrong/ just make strong umas and enjoy the ride. If you get a good legacy thats a bonus

>>531258706
I got this special animation on Mihono Bourbon's banner last week, but it didn't give me her. I did get three of my pulls upgraded to 3 stars though

she's a feeder....

>>531258427
Ah, I knew I saw a setting somewhere. Thank you for that.
>>531259090
I mean our director isn't getting very far in a MD500.

Finally got my 9* uma, sadly its 6* Speed 3* Stamina, but it has 4* URA which is fine i guess thanks for asking

>>531259090
she looks stuck up

>>531259090
Hate n*ngen
Give me back lolibaba "secret" uma

for roles, how much better is S than A? like force it no matter what or just situationally better if you get the skills for it

>>531259104
Rip her ears off and suck on her hair.

>>531259090
Hate humans
Bring back director
We only fuck umas in this thread

>>531258964
I only have 48 followers so it might have been an error. I'm following the max but I'm trying to add more following slots

most huggable uma?

>>531259283
So its just one of the guaranteed 3 star animations then
People were saying its a rare one so it might just be that
Ive only ever gotten it twice but its cute seeing her open the big ass door

>>531259059
no, they are effectively the same unit but just with different skills/stat affinity

>>531259471
Biwa's fluff

Is the wit meta real? Did you all lie to me?

>>531259090
I will not be friends with ningenfolk, you shall not have my good side

>>531258904
I'm greedy and wanted at least a Ura finale star or another racing/skill star on there. She'll be breeding stock still at least.

>>531258891
based witsmaxxer

>>531259545
>wit meta
lol
>speed meta
ROFL
stam meta where its at

797660969069

Please add for 9* Speed Bakushin and MLB Marvelous (Wit card with two Mood+ Events and good skills).

>>531259372
S is 10% boost to every stat

>>531259250
it doesnt feel right bros

>demotion range
AIIEEEEEEE IT'S OVER

Why did they make her so angery?
Also how log until Kitasan?

>>531259545
JP cabal is just bricking clueless people for easier PVP

>>531258706
on jp this animation guarantees the featured rate up but that was implemented 3 years after launch

please keep using wit and go to pvp

YAMEROOOOOOO

>>531258554
45

>>531259840
higher wit is good in pvp
unless you think everyone is getting 1200 wit and skipping stamina

>>531259780
because it isn't right, where are your wit cards bwo
the tier of them doesn't matter, 4 R wits is better than 4 SSR speed/stam if you're not even going ot be clicking their training

>>531259824
I got the Director when I used the 3* gacha ticket from the 1st week mission rewards.

>>531259928
>unless you think everyone is getting 1200 wit and skipping stamina
they be doing that

Remember when the narrative was FM and SC or bust? Now the narrative is shifting again. Noooticing.

>anons are failing their wits check
lol

>>531259840
that's the plan when i get around to making a bunch of dedicated debuffers

what do these ranks correlate to?

>>531260029
is there a single thought behind those eyes?

>>531259294
the helicopter is delivering her to the airport

SAY. HER. NAME.

>>531260041
The narrative was always train golshis

>>531260079
Fans

>>531260132
tazuna

>>531259090
>URA executive, Riko Kashimoto
I dunno... it feels wrong

teio so cute

Does anyone know the name of the BGM during the New Years Shrine Visit scenes? It's peak comfy and my daughter wants to know so she can praise the gods better

>>531260132
Good rng

>>531260161
how many fans chucklenuts

>>531260041
>reroll for sc and fm
>hit 200 on kita so you can guarantee pity
>use SRs for the next 2 years as you slowly max dupe those 3 SSRs
>no other SSRs are worth getting and you can just roll for horses until future good SSRs

>>531259840
I made a Nice Nature with every debuff and max wit.

Asking again: is there any pair of umas in which one's horse prototype was an uncle of another? (Paternal siblings allowed, I don't care about that particular quirk of real horse autism.)

teio so sexy

>>531259792
the real inari one had a nasty temper, cingray's depiction is more accurate

how do clubs work? do they do anything?

>>531260132
her name is Arima Kinen trophylet

How long do I have to get into a club?

>>531260132
16th place at arima kinen

>>531259916
she's a sprinter too? goodbye to my carats...

>>531259779
you sure for roles? I think thats only track length

>>531259824
I've gotten this animation twice since global released
Wonder if they just changed the flags for getting this specific animation in JP to make it only for the guaranteed featured rate up

>>531260262
deep impact is donna's dad
spe is buena's dad
king kamehameha is Ai's grandad

bros our club has people with less than 15mil fans... it's over...

>>531260289
that's not a panty for racing!

Guys... I NEED to roll... I NEED MORE HONSES AND CARDS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWwtMrDX2o8

>>531260171
>claims to care for umamusumes
>yet doesn't let them marry their trainers, aka their one true wish
hypocritical bitch

>>531260307
you can request shoes

>>531260239
idk like a lot

>>531250318
wait til you get to king halo's career

>>531260390
you need to be in a club for at least 14 days before the end of the month to get rewards from the club

>Golshi fails a 10% wit with fine motion on it
God I hate this fucking cunt

>>531260307
trade shoes for club points and get rewards at the end of the month.

>>531260390
2 days before you're ineligible for rewards.

>>531259090
NOOOOO they put the director in the memory box

Some can share that pic that show the average time for completing the future events?

>>531259057
>>531259175
I will after I finish this career. I was fully expecting her to lose in the Arima Kinen but she won without popping her ult (again???????????????????????????????????????????)

>>531260475
The casual shall inherit the earth.

>>531260307
you get crowns currency and shoes >>531260515 but most importantly crowns for some story SSRS, right now top gun shards are also featured

>>531260407
Track/length/strategy correspond to speed/power/wits respectively
S in one is a 10% effective boost which is about the same as 20% more of the stat

>>531260505
That falls under "Taking care of an umamusumes health"
You are good

>>531260239
More than the clubs you want to outrank, less than the ones you don't.

>>531260262
not implemented in global yet but air shakur is air messiah's uncle

>>531260289
i agree but your image is weird for several reasons

Is it even possible to level up Urara's ult? There doesn't seem to be enough dirt races with a big fan payout for her to hit the thresholds needed in the senior year without sacrificing training time which she desperately needs

>>531260497
The honses I want aren't out yet, so on that front I'm ok
I do need more cards though

>>531260621
>>531260598
Should I just join any club or what?

cygames wants me to spend 400 dollars to hit pity on one SSR?

>>531260698
dirt umas have lower thresholds to compensate

>>531260542
Look at her go!

>>531256310
English subtitle stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26mjRjhCyf4

I believe in building up horse brains now
>>531260698
Urara has lower thresholds than other racers to compensate for that

>>531260753
Have you considered spending $20 on a selector and getting the thing you want that way?

>>531260567
>>531260598
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Actually it's fine
2 days is plenty of time to get accepted into a decent club

>>531260784
billion must learn

holy shit wit training is real i don't even have to press the stamina button but it does feel you are at the mercy of RNG even more

>>531260632
ahh explains why role isn't very niticeable

hors

is winning ura finale as a debuffer realistic or do you need really good cards
maybe i build bakushin to be a debuffer?

>>531251229
i don't see hors, just two honkers

>>531256310
the catalog for today is foals pedigree, you can follow the # on the screen

https://www.jrha-selectsale.com/selectsale/catalogue.html

How long until retarded youtube videos like
"CAN I BEAT URA FINALE WITHOUT ANY RAINBOWS" or some shit

>>531260473
Yes, I know that there's a bunch of parents/children and generally ancestors/descendants, and a few siblings (both maternal and "doesn't count as siblings for real horses" paternal ones), but I'm specifically looking for an uncle.

>>531260687
Thanks! Region isn't a problem, I just need two designs for a meme.

>>531260784
>>531260852
>billion must learn
someone make it happen

>>531260969
Debuffing is for PvP

>Connecting
>Connecting
>Connecting
FIX THE SERVERS I NEED COMPENSATION GEMS

>>531260742
check the OP for the uma global clubs, as it says if you don't find a single one full, either join a random one, or wait until someone posts a new one, i personally suggest the 2nd option because i joined a random club and literally no one donated shoes, now my club regularly does it and i doubt someone is gonna get out of them
also final thing, do keep in mind dirt shoes (red) are the rarest because there's like only 3 umas that do them, haru, el condor and taiki, i may be missing a 4th one, and you only get them from racing those or random daily shops

>>531260969
In the end what you are going to end up doing is going through the entire campaign without ever buying skills until you complete it because you want to min/max the amount of skill points you are spending by letting all the hint levels reach max before buying it

>>531261073
no such thing as Z rank wtf

>>531260632
where did you get that from? I read that track and length are a 5% increase to every stat, and running style is 10%

>>531261175
that's unironically from chatgpt

>>531260753
No, not a soul on the planet suggested that. You're supposed to save gems, they give them for free.

No training today. Now off to the dirt mines with you.

WITgods weren't memeing. finished a mcqueen run where I finished all the triplecrown G1s and still had the stats to 3* spark. plus it was one of the smoothest runs ever. think I rested like 4 times total.

No.1 tip for spark hunting. Don't desire it.

cygames wants me to take out a loan to hit pity on one SSR?