pretty derpy

Wife Shower will always be protagonist for me

wumbo

>>717408143
Someone on the Steam forums did the math.
IMO it's still way better than Genshin because 3% SSR rate is way better than Genshin's 0.6% rate since you technically get way better chances to get multiple SSRs.

gumbo

>>717408580
>golshi in a bottom left corner
What a slut

>>717408102 (OP)
That's really ugly. Why would you post something like that?

>>717408752
i never got a 5* before hitting soft pity
honestly both gacha sucks, but all gacha these days have genshart gacha and im tired of it
its a pick your poison situation

machitan love
https://tannhauser.moe/

>>717409215
You take that back! Mambo is cute!

>>717408752
>muh 3%
Wow, 2.25% to get garbage you didn't want (2.5% on kitasan's first banner). Off rate is largely irrelevant since you're most of the time trying to get a specific uma/card.

>>717409416
Sure but the OP image is incredibly ugly.

Why the fuck is this creature called Mambo? Her name is Mairkaiorsomething Tannhauser, no?
Mambo is the bird that Condor has

>>717409132
How did one make these work? I forgot

>>717409651
Mambo is mambo

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 Satono family contract small print 天安門大屠殺 The Missing trainers 反右派鬥爭 Israeli umas 大躍進政策 Winning live backstage 文化大革命 The Rudolf files 人權 Human Rights 民運 Satono dungeon 自由 Umapyoi (song) 獨立 New Uma Order 多黨制 Uma x human domestic violence statistics (unpublished) 台灣 臺灣 Tracen shadow budget for food 中華民國 Spica trainer's lollipop supply chain 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Arima Kinen 1984 lost footage 達賴喇嘛 Alarm clock storage 法輪功 Goo Goo Baby Incident 新疆維吾爾自治區 Bakushin Song Backwards 諾貝爾和平獎 Mejiro Lineage Dark History 劉暁波 Special Month 民主 言論 思想 反共 Manhattan Cafe Project 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 Matikanefukukitaru UW3 Prophecy 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 Kitasan Black Rate Adjustment 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 Maruzensky vehicular homicide coverup 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 Summer Tenno Sho 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 Hopeless Stakes 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 Uma K Ultra 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 Taiki Shuttle Negligent Discharge 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Epsatono Island 劉曉波动态网自由门

>>717409651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_umrMwoE_E
From what I can tell it started as a meme from the Taiwanese server.

>>717409651
Makitanetannhauser

>>717409651

Horizontal mambo with mambo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwFnKLamKY

>>717409986
Horizontal mambo with 7-yeal-old mambo...

>>717410262

>>717410262
fillies...

>crane game
>doll is sideways
where do you aim?

>>717410590
hitbox is the same for all, the center

>>717408752
this is partly wrong. The 50 pulls for uma only applies for the limited pack that you can buy 3 times. Normal rate only gives you 33 pulls. You need to spend ~420usd(normal rate) to get the pity

>>717410262
I'm going insane.

>>717409748
you don't like food?

>>717410790
Having to manage your yield and food resources is a pain.

>uma threads devolve into lewd posting.
Grim

I need horsefacts anon for kitasan and satono dia facts

>>717410937
I am sorry, making this joke was stronger then me

>>717410989
it's fine anon, that guy is just sour

>>717410940
I know for a fact that dia is very dangerous

>>717410262

>>717410590
i had one upside down once

>>717410859
TLDR on the future carreer modes? What are we supposed to expect?

>>717410103
Why's she always portrayed to be mischievous? She's pure!

This game is shit until they add NTR

>>717411406
>no horse tail

>>717411403
>pure
pure sex!

>>717409770
You can't say that

>>717411464

>>717411403
I don't get it either, is it beause she looks cute and has big breasts?

>>717408580
And they all fall

>>717411523
what an oddly specific image

>>717408752
Genshit's pity transfers to newer banners which is great.

>Twitterfags

>>717409651
Mati "Kane" Tannhaüser

Think horse girls are cute? Imagine them bald.

>>717411809
To be fair, I don't think any girls are cute when they're bald.

>>717411759
Why is the trainer a shota?

>>717411759
>Game about training high school horse girls
>Twitter artists: "Nuh-uh!"

>>717411940
He is not a shota anon.

He is a "short" adult.

>>717411946
there is no way you can trick me into thinking hag groove is a high schooler

>>717411762
Tango tango~
Omatsuri TANGO

>>717411946
But high and middle schoolers are icky :)

>>717411997
>Air Groove
lol
this is a highschooler too btw

MAMBO, MAMBO
OMATSURI MAMBO

TUTUTUTU TUTUTUTU

Behold, a highschooler!

>>717412142
Tannhäuser-sama...

>>717411997
>>717412156
Honestly girls not looking their ages in highschool is more common than you think.

Well at least it was for me at my school growing up.

>>717412142
mambu

>>717408752
Losing the 50/50 means you're guaranteed garbage
Getting a different SSR here can be a blessing in disguise
The rates and gem income are shit in both games though but saying anything more than that will get me called a shill

There are too many endurance skills I don't understand the difference, like what's better Standing By or After School Stroll? What even is a downhill aren't racetracks flat?

>>717411719
With the downside that shit is limited
in Uma musume, everything gets added to the standard pool, retard nigger idiot kill yourself for saying that anything mihoyo is good

>>717412156
the game has been giving me plenty of stars for hag groove, as if trying to say to play her next...

>>717412374
Imagine being a human student and getting bullied by Umas.

>>717412280
All the endurance skills replenish the same amount of stamina (white skills among other whites, gold skills among other golds) its just that all the conditions are different. Problem is a lot of conditions are very consistent and others aren't. Usually there are uphills and downhills in each track but some tracks have them come early and some come late

>>717412467
What's wrong with this family and their obsession with smelling shit?

mambo
oh yeah

>>717412509
I still can't believe they even made recovery skills that recover in the early part of the race. I get the ones that are inconsistent and activate earlier than you want, that's fine, but something like Iron Will is just baffling.

I'm scared of running Late Surgers in any races with more than 10 racers

>>717412509
Which one would (You) choose for Gold Shit out of those 2?

DO NOT ROLL FOR TAISHIN

With MLB Kitasan and mile spec I still couldn't max speed, she's fucking ass

Don't mambo
$350 penalty

>>717412596
I love late surgers. Probably my favorite strat because I can just slap Rudolf's skill and watch them punch through to first. Pace is still my least favorite strat.

>>717412592
What's weird is they engineered some skills to have a lead time trigger or something. A condition is triggered but the skill itself is set to fire like ten seconds later. Why couldn't they just do that with all the 'early race' endurance skills...

>>717412597
Honestly both of them are pretty fine for Golshi since she prefers staying in the back until the end and downhills are present everywhere

>>717412651
Is there any difference between 1198 and 1200 in practice

>>717412651
I wasn't going to roll for her anyway because she's a midget and has a hueg head

Ah yes Maruzensky.

The 15-18 year old boomer who goes on joy rides in her car.

>>717412767
I'll choose the cheaper one then

>>717412658

>>717412792
that's it, I'm becoming alcoholic

>>717408752
Isn't off pity 5* a 0.5% chance per roll in Genshin?

>>717412467
habitual shitsniffer

>>717412736
>>717412792
would sniff both

Tachyon looks very cute on art but what kind of personality she have in game?

>>717413021
Who is this goddess?

>>717408102 (OP)
I shit in your mouth tranny

>>717408102 (OP)
Die stupid tranny

>>717413021

>>717411069
kek

>>717412651
I bet you use front runner on everyone

why did splatoon threads die as soon as umamusume took over?

makes ya think

>>717408102 (OP)
Kill yourself shit eating tranny OP

>>717412658
I found a mambo nendoroid for surprisingly cheap, much less than that

>>717413072

>>717413169
Why is he kneeling?

>>717408102 (OP)
I shit in your tranny mouth tranny op

>>717408752
Something interesting I noticed is getting 2500 carats costs 33.99, which means you technically save a couple of dollars if you buy that twice instead of buying all 5000 at once for 69.99.

>>717413021
Gold Ship is a 10/10 but acts dumb anyway.

The Gold blood in her demands she must.

>>717413096

guys my horse has autism
what do I do

This is your brand new honse. Enjoy.

>>717413386
Make her run.

>>717411762
King Halo is the Harry Kane of Uma Musume.

>>717413446
all she wants to do is eat

>Connection error
Is it happening?

>>717413370
What the fuck!? How did that angel turn into Golshi? Bring her back!

Funny they made one of the hottest horses and then have her be the biggest retard.

By far the best Golshit run I've had yet and she turned out to be a Witlet, I just can't ever win, of course she got 1* Wit and a fart short of A rank

How long till Narita banner?

>>717413386
Try killing yourself

>>717413571
Right now?

>>717413571
which one
honse.moe

>can't connect
>it's been 20 hours since my last connection
>lunch break will end in 1 hour
>if I go for 24 hours my club will kick me out
Thanks Cygames.

>>717413646
Haha get fucked loser

>>717410590
grab it by the pussy

>>717413636
>>717413639
The one who look like deliquent with pony tail

Who is Almond Eye and why is everyone scared of her?

sniffa

behold the minmaxxed spark run

>>717413307
Yeah, it's a small way for them to fuck over people who buys the most expensive carat pack without doing the math.

>>717413245
This also looks very cute.

>>717413812
not bad

>>717413753
She cuck your career runs.

>>717408752
I like lower chances because it makes pulling more exciting. Why are you playing a gacha if you want handouts?

>>717413815
Were there ever anymore of the cheaper packs available in Japan, or is it only the Rookie packs and Limited Packs?

>>717413863
Sticcc

>>717413863
Really giving off "new protag" vibes.

>>717413072
Typical mad scientist, but a horse girl.

>>717413863
statflation is ridiculous

>>717413812
Cute laisu. Deck?

>>717413812
ok

>>717414097
Jesus Christ, I'm happy if powercreep like this takes years to come

>>717413931
The best bang for your buck pack deal will only be released during the anniversaries where you pay for the usual 1500 carats pack price but it's bundled together with a 3* character or SSR support card selector ticket (you can pick any of the previously released character/support ticket that you want with those tickets), but you can only buy both of them once during each anniversary.

This is retarded. My Vodka lost a mile race to a 98 stamina Nishino Flower because Vodka was boxed in for 90% of the race and only barely managed to break out. She was pacer. If she was late surger the boxing would have been even worse.

I cant man. I can't.

>>717414048
this abomination + kitasan
trying to get good skill sparks for the CM

>>717414158
Ahh, that's unfortunate. Still better than the usual prices though, at least.

>>717414167
Your opponents' stats don't mean anything in career. You shouldn't even look at them.

>doing some team trials
>full sweep, 456k points (my best score by far, had been stuck at around 415k before)
>wonder wtf happened, the other team looked good with several A ranked Ume
>look at them in detail
>1000+ Speed, 1200 Wit, everything else is dumped
>"What?"
>for ALL OF THEM
>look some more
>the dude was running 4+ Wit decks all the time
>Long races Special Week with 350 Stam
>Sprint Bakushin with 300 Power
>Iron Will for everyone because why the fuck not
Jesus Christ, so that's the power of Witmaxing...

>>717408752
desu mihoshits are better simply because pity is carry over between banners
so you could actually roll whenever you want to try for something
if you get it great you get your shit early
in uma you basically stuck with playing the same exactly thing for 3-6 months until you can scavenged up 200 rolls
also mihoslops get boost drop rate past 50 rolls as well
playing zzz i at least always feel like im just short of getting everything and spending some money will let me (it wont)
here I always feel like I never ever going to get anything unless i fucking whale up
in hindsight uma is better cause i dont even try to be low spender dolphin here
the rate suck the pull suck the gain suck

>>717414097
Do stat sparks still work the same they do for global now?

>>717414538
I generally prefer Cygames' approach, since I know exactly how many times I need to roll in order to get what I want. At the same time I'll be getting other stuff I like and there's actually a good chance of the other SSRs I roll of being the rateup character or card. That said, like you said, the problem with this system is that you can't really roll unless you have the carats for 200 draws, so you'll have to sit on your stash until you get the required amount. No meme limiteds makes it easily worth for me, but still.

>>717414728
>>717414538
As a first time gacha player for me this conversation seems like discussing whether it's better to get assraped or throat-raped.
I am a bit bitter because I wanted to get Bourbon, did 150 pulls but didn't have enough time to grind the final 50 pulls, and all I got is 150 fucking clovers which were useless then I had to start all over to reach spark on Kitasan. I did manage to get 3LB but now the next time I'm allowed to pull is 4-5 months later.

>>717414848
Have you been doing missions and making sure to check your archive?

>>717414848
>first time gacha player
my condolences. cygames is actually one of the greediest gacha company out there, even tangoed with the law in the past.

>>717414634
They're still rolled at the same rates, except you can reroll your sparks at the end of career mode three times (first time costs TP, second and third time costs carats).
Then you get a Tachyon event every 3 months that rewards you with up to 3 items that can be used to upgrade your sparks.

>>717415024
It is infinitely better to have non-limited chars that you can also make from stars than limited chars where you need to wait for rerun

>>717412651
Why would you use her in mile?

>>717414501
The witler fooled millions so you could get easy team trial wins

>>717415024
>tangoed with the law in the past.
Elaborate

>>717414848
It's a gacha. Not that different from collectible card games, really, which I also have played from time to time. Not coming from a rich family I've learned to play with limited resources and character/card pool. It's kinda what makes these games interesting to me: trying to make the best of what you have.
>did 150 pulls but didn't have enough time to grind the final 50 pulls, and all I got is 150 fucking clovers
Ah, yeah. At least now you now know better. When I started my first Cygames game I fortunately had an IRL friend to "mentor" me through the first steps and tell me about how these games operate.

>>717411406
This will help the Ura finales

>>717415120
granblue monkeygate

>>717414097
>Full mlb ssr deck with Kitasan nowhere to be seen
It's over f2pbros...

>>717415120
Monkeygate, the reason the spark/hard pity system exists.

>>717414848
gacha is a system which is designed to siphon in money. However if asystem can be gamed, it will be gamed. I didn't even played this game before but even I knew that you have to multibox to MLB kitasan so later on you can play in peace. Gacha always worked this way: if you don't get the meta you are fucked. You'll get angry that you cannot compete, you'll get angry you cannot pull, you'll get angry that you cannot progress. Now I'm pretty sure your account will be banned if you multibox, because the retarded chinks tried to farm kitasan so later they can sell those accounts and of course they noticed it and a ban wave came.

Its like not getting Crown in Nikke. You will need her, you might not get it now why but 3+ months later you'll notice you are massively powercrept. Then you'll quit and make angry threads on this board how gacha is shit.

>>717415029
That sounds pretty comfy.
>Tachyon event
Of course it's best girl helping you out.

I know Rice Shower isn't a very good horse for pvp meta-speaking, but is her Halloween skin good? I could play that as my debuffer in pvp instead of Evil Nature

>>717415197
Thank you sexy monkey.

>>717411406
I want give my boss piggyback rides around the academy campus.

>>717414947
Of course, I just didn't have time to do more than 3 careers a day in the 7 days she was available. I did manage to get 200 pulls for Kitasan spark as mentioned thanks to the event lasting 2 weeks instead of 1, but I pretty much got all my Trophies and possible achievements in the process, now I'm at the mercy of events and free pulls.

>>717415273
>debuffer
She is built to crush the hopes of Fav.1 bro, not apply debuffs

>>717415197
Based Monki

>>717415273
As far as Debuffers go, yeah. She takes other girls stamina and increases her speed with her Ult.

>>717415197
What even happened to the Andira guy after everything shook out?

>>717412880
damn Special Need looks like THAT?

Why can we go to Argentina? Didn't know they did horse races there

i thought bakushin was going to be annoying but she turned out to be pretty cute and sweethearted

>>717414501
my top score each week is always against a team that's 1200 wit on every uma, none have enough stam to finish a race
I check each team before starting, if I see that I use parfait and rain doll
Got me to class 6 and I've set a locked in retaining score already this week
556k was my record, on leaderboard for the whole week
It's whales with all umas unlocked, 3* upgrades, all MLB SSRs (but so are most opponents at this rating)

LADS I NEED YOUR ENERGY

>>717415561
another one converted

>>717414097
commander special chud is so funny bros she tries so hard to look cool

>>717415451
Cygames refunded EVERYONE who pulled on the Monkey banner, so everyone who did it beforehand rolled on the banner for free.

>>717415592
ganbare trainer~

why are gacha generals allowed on /v/?

>>717411759
can twitter make more uma x shota?

>>717415523
It is on the Tokyo Turf.

>>717415197
tl;dr? Did an intern accidentally set the rate to 0% or something and people pulled for nothing?

>>717415685
I don't get it then.

>>717415671
Sex pussy.

>>717415695
No, the roll rates were always low. The guy pulled over 200 times and never got it, so he sued and won.

>>717415695
in the dark ages of gacha they weren't legally obliged to show the pull rates.
people spent so much money and people were so upset over not getting her that the japanese government had to step in.

>Looked into Almond Eye out of curiosity
>Found a strange amount of art where she sucks at videogames and gets pouty over it
I wonder where stuff like this even comes from

>>717415671
>"He posted WHAT"
>"I'm on the way"

>>717415695
the way I understand it that monkey had an absurdly low pull-rate, so when they put it on "rate-up" it still ended up being only like a 0,05% chance
this wasn't properly communicated and they got sued

>>717415792
They tend to give players a sneak peak of new umas during new events after they introduced them. Ai is a perfectionist winner because she's a tryhard sore loser who hates losing.

>>717415671
>>717415592
AAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HELP ME I HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED AND I AM IN WHAT I ASSUME IS EPSA

>>717415719
the race run is just called that. oguri didnt actually go all the way to new zealand to race.

>>717415870

>>717415782
>in the dark ages of gacha they weren't legally obliged to show the pull rates.
Jesus, pulling completely in the dark like that is insane, even slot machines are audited. (Not that it stops owners from bribing officials into looking the other way, but still.)

>>717415876
Anon? ANON!!!!!!

>>717415870
ya blew it

>>717415870
unworthy

>>717415695
Back then specific rate for each units are not shown. They released 3 new units, 1 limited and 2 regulars for their pickup banner. Someone pulled a lot and didn't get any then gather 2.000 SSRs obtained by a couple of players. The limited one rate is significantly lower than the regular ones. Government step up.

>>717415876
lel

>>717415801
Hurry I think he's about to post El condor pasa in the nude

guess which spark I got.

>>717415695
Multiple whales spent a shitton amount of money on the Monkey gacha banner and didn't get her a single time, but got the other rate up characters multiple times, someone did the math and things didn't add up with the supposed SSR character rate, speculating that the Monkey has a lower pull rate compared to the other rate up characters.
The government got involved, Cygames had to publicly apologize and refunded everyone who rolled on the monkey banner, then the government passed a law so that all gacha games have to show the actual percentage chance to get the characters in any gacha. Also a hard pity system was made for GBF to prevent something like this from ever happening again.

how many victims is it now?

>>717416097
here, 3 naked umas you sick bastard

the PROTAGONIST of modern racing will make the almond eye shilling look like a joke

Burnt Rice

when can we expect the next scenario?

>>717416165
my cute brown wife!

>>717416218
In 2-3 months.

>>717415523
it's still in japan, retard
there's also a brazil cup, I don't get it either

>>717416242
NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN

>>717416202
She looks like her and two of her friends are all going to have sex with the same trainer.

>send random stamp
>immediately request shoes

>>717415870
Life is so vicious sometimes

>>717415273
This is Rice Shower

Uma Shounen game

>>717415757
>The guy pulled over 200 times
More like 2000

>>717416183
I wanna be

is there a gamer Uma?

>>717416470
Tamano Cross and Special Week

>>717416456
How in the world do you have money to do that and still play the game?

>>717416470
you could say that....

>>717409676
tamper monkey/greasemonkey(depends on browser)
search 4chan external sound and 4chan sound player on sleazyfork
ei ei ei mun! Mambo!

>>717416165
Can honses swim well

ERMMMM

>>717416580
How long until her? She's one of a few honses I wanna get but I also want to be a monke and just roll whenever I have something.

The hottest girl in the game is actually shit from a meta perspective? When would this skill ever activate?

>>717414547
Risex Shower

>>717416720
But the hottest girl in the game (Oguri Cap) has an amazing skill?

>>717416678
Ahh, leftoids spamming their shit before the game gets shitton of loli uma introduced

>>717416679
>Kitasan Black with higher rate up than last time: Dec 2nd
>Tomamo Cross: Dec 30th
>Biggest banner in the history of uma: early january 2026
You can only pull for one.

>>717416720
Pretty consistently for a Late Surger. As long as you have Stamina and aren't in the lead or second, it should activate.

>>717416720
Sounds like a good pace/late skill, no?
Depending on the racetrack if the last straight doesn't start too late but otherwise looks solid.

>>717416847
Uhh I hate Kitasan after watching S3. If you mean her card I already got 3 copies.

>literally my worst run
>shit stats, shit training rng and mood downs everywhere
>zero good end closer skills because i don't have any cards
>can barely win the career races
>easily wins URA anyway
I don't understand this whorse

>>717416875
>>717416892
You're both assuming she won't get debuffed way before the late-race even begins. 1 Evil Nature and its over for her.

Anyone with a MLB Super Creek to lend?

>>717416904
Her trainee

Kitasan (the horse) is bad because you can't use Kitasan (the card) with her

>>717416678
I fucking hate secondaries.

https://x.com/DasukaSuki_4G/status/1768956465296126063

more mom angst manga
it's nothing you've never seen before but I just like this exchange

>I'm the fastest in my club... my coach even praised me...
>Yes. That's because you worked very hard for it. But, King, every girl who comes to Tracen was the fastest in their club.

>>717416920
B+ ranks usually clear ura regardless lol

>>717416938
https://uma-global.pure-db.com

>>717416745
This

>>717416920
800 speed is usually enough for finals.
And since your stamina and power area also passable, not to mention she does have some wit not really surprising.

>>717416904
>If you mean her card I already got 3 copies.
Its her card, yes. You still need 2 more.

>>717416976
Kitasan's alt is top tier, actually

>>717408102 (OP)
Do the outfits affect horse girl speed? Some of the stuff they wear doesn't look very aerodynamic. Would they be faster naked? What about tit size? Is flatter faster?

>>717416634
yeah, but some cant that well or dont want to. that's why oguri and some others have the kickboard when they train stamina in the swimming pool

>>717417018
meant
>>717416808

>>717416920
Would be way more surprising to lose with that.

>>717415197
Thank you Andira
still not going back to GBF though holy fuck what a downward spiral

>>717416678
Opera-O is autosexual so gay by technicality

>>717416920
only a fool bet on gold ship
only a fool would not bet on gold ship

>>717412142
MAMBU

>>717416937
Getting debuffed doesn't mean you got rushed, no?

>>717416678
Would be funny if it was just six seconds long and said they are all straight for their trainer.

Ricin Shower

>>717417086
fucking car is not gay
>>717416625
anyway to adjust the volume? the on one the video doesn1t work

>>717411946
>Maruzensky
>Rudolf
>Super Creek
>Air Groove
Grown-ass women.

>>717416548
>How in the world do you have money to do that
Dunno. Apparently the guy was a streamer and was probably emploeyd. In any case, he spent like 6000€ worth of money to get this one character. Along the way he rolled the other two rateup characters multiple times, so it was quite obvious the rateups were "fixied" by Cygames. This became somewhat of a scandal and nowadays it's mandatory to disclose the rateup percentages in these games and provide a guaranteed way to get what you want.
This (and possibly some other events) also lead to some other intresting things for Japanese gacha. In general the devs are not allowed to nerf anything that players have payed for, whether through gacha or direct means. This means that if you happen to accidentally release something really broken (say, Kitasan Black) you are not allowed to nerf it – unless you refund every roll in real money, if I'm not mistaken. And even in that case the players may be able to keep what they rolled for. This means that the only way to fix an overpowered character or item is to powercreep it eventually or tactfully skirt around the issue and indirectly nerf it in some way.
>and still play the game
I mean, she's really cute.

>>717417017
Thanks

>>717417185
>This means that if you happen to accidentally release something really broken (say, Kitasan Black) you are not allowed to nerf it
I mean they did do that in World Flipper and not long after the game EoSd because no one wanted to roll anymore

>>717417214
No problem Anon.

>>717417170
Anyway to adjust the volume?
No

>>717408102 (OP)
So is this the uma Essex

>>717417173
...in high school.

>>717416678
Fun fact the Umamusume main character designer is a far-right chud who supported another former Cygames employee who ran for governor on far-right chud politics, and a bunch of other Cygames guys openly backed him

>>717416987
Fuck the Yakuza got my xitter account, now I can't see Uma Porn.

>>717417420
BASEDb yak

>>717412467
It's better with sound
https://youtu.be/2d3GcUwNJe8

I've got 20k carats, fully lb Kitasan Black but I only have 9 horses. I wanted to wait for Mayano Top Gun to roll, but maybe I should throw a multi somewhere to get more horses?

LEAKED footage from Curren Chans OnlyUmas account
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00ZRS8fbRrY

>>717417378
maybe

>>717416987
Every uma needs a trainer capable of challenging the pressure of the competition, or even family members.

>>717417535
You can make some of your carats back with bond + uma stories, so it won't be a total waste.

>>717417584
WHAT A WHORSE

It's no longer an unlucky pattern, special week card doesn't give gourmand anymore

>>717417378
>>717417593
Never post this again

>>717417378
EHHHHHHHH

>>717417378
The curse spreads

>>717413639
>Want Hishi Amazon, Hishi Akebono, and Manhattan Cafe
>Hishi Amazon next month
>Hishi Akebono end of following month
>Manhattan Cafe following month
>90k for guaranteed pity on all 3
>While needing to balance support card rolls

>>717415719
Don't ask me why they're called that, but I'm sure almost all the races (at least the graded ones) in-game are from real life. Expected with their cooperation with the JRA I guess
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copa_Republica_Argentina

>>717417665
Take this one instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQAL8BNHxg
Teio is a fucking loser with no friends

So do you think people threw a fit when Caligula named his horsegirl slave Incitatus a Consul in the uma world

>>717417270
Cygames never learns, huh. Did they have to refund or did they manage to somehow lawyer themselves out of doing so? Or maybe if they did this on global they didn't have to adhere to Japanese laws.

>>717417646
I used to have Super Freak support and she would still give me her signature skill at least some turns before the URA Finals. Maybe try to bring less SSR cards into your deck so you can complete some supports faster, as SR cards have only two main choices instead of three, and get a higher chance for her events to trigger afterwards.

>>717408102 (OP)

>>717408752
instead of looking at price to purchase pulls (whaleshit), that would've been way more useful if he compared how many free pulls you get on average per patch in each game.

>>717417448
Same here. Tried to contact Xitter support. Hope they can fix the issue.

>>717417808
It does complete, there's a chance you get hydratate or gourmand wit her, but literally 6 coinflips later, it's been hydratate everytime

>>717417801
No, it was on JP, it was one of the first wind characters
I don't remember exactly what was the response since it's been a while, but I know the game did not last long after

>>717417810
mogged by the UMA TITAN HISHI AKEBONO

>>717417858
>>717417893
This is a man

>>717411234
>Aoharu
Team based mode where you have to build a team similar to stadium from npcs the game gives you. Still follows URA schedule but you'll also do team races every 6 months or so. Pretty much Stadium lite in how it operates.
>MANT
All you do is race, instead of specific objective races you have to gain points in a league system by the end of each year to advance. This mode doesn't have a career story. Also pretty long and boring.
>Grand Live
We imas now. Kind of a meme mode where you have to manage seperate idol stats along with your regular racing stats, and you use the points on the idol side to learn songs and unlock buffs. Has a secret ending that unlocks depending in how many songs you learn.
>Masters
Satono rape cave turns out to be a VR sim where you race/train with the three goddesses. You have 3 sets of buffs that align with each of the goddesses and you pick buffs and spec according to who's big blessing you want.
>L'Arc
We frogs now. The shortest of the campaigns by far, you have a seperate skill tab that buffs your training/proficiency so that you don't get washed in France. The first mode to have an optional superboss if you do too well.

>>717417897
>Tried to contact Xitter support.
What did you tell them?

So you wont get sparks in stats that don't have 600 at the end of a career? I'm trying to figure out if I should keep upping wit to match with Speed Stam and Power at the end.

Rice matrimony.

How popular is Jungle Pocket with fan base? I really love her. She inspires me. Her movie was my intro to Uma Musume.

>>717417902
I see, I didn't know she had that type of card with two outcomes at random. A special banner for Creek is coming soon and you should roll for her support, as Swinging Maestro works for every type of runner in game.

>>717416808
oguri isn't hot, she's cool

>>717418018
Yeah, I saved 3000 whole carrots for that

12 hour time limit on the chat is bullshit.
>leave a question in the chat in the evening
>go to sleep
>wake up, eat, do some morning routine stuff
>open up game
>see left-over messages of people clearly talking about the topic I started but I have no idea what they said about it
What the FUCK are they thinking, have they even played their own game?

>>717417956
Basically that I'm an adult. It's not like my account is super old but I have had it since like 2019, plus I've tied a phone number to it (prepaid, not my main one). I hope those facts and my style of communication convinces them that I'm not a minor. I've had to contanct the support a couple of times before, too.

>>717411234
>>717417935
>UAF
Sports festival. There are 3 different disciplines with 5 sports in each that you have to train in alongside your race stats, the sports are randomly tied to a training stat each turn, and you need to master each discipline to a certain level to not job in the festival. Also the first mode to focus on specific distances, mile and medium.
>GFF
You have manage a farm and gather resources in order to cook meals that boost your training for a few turns and fill up a fat fuck meter in order to clear each stage of the scenario. Designed around short/mile races.
>Mechamusume
You're helping a cripple build a robot uma. Before every stage checkpoint you have to spec the robot into certain buffs to get training bonuses. By picking training with gears on them you fill up a meter to make the robot not retarded. Designed around mid/long races
>Twinkle Legends
You collect stamps that give specific buffs, there are three categories of buffs that fall under three horses. When you collect a majority of one uma's buffs by first summer they give you a unique training mechanic for the rest of the scenario. Very rng heavy, expect to door a lot of your runs. Also the second mode to have an optional superboss in Almond Eye.
>Design You Island
You have to build and level up houses corresponding to each stat to give you training buffs. You also get island tickets that's a special training that gives you huge stat gains the more rainbows you have for that training. The mode is extremely overturned so its very easy to hit big numbers and hit multiple stat caps. Designed for mid/long races but with how overtunes it is you can also get away with training short and mile on it too.

running late surgers in career is bad for your blood pressure

>>717417036
it's all about horsepower

>Failing 3% training
>Slacker before beach
>Migraine on later senior
>No speed rainbow at all
Give me something to do /v/ros... I can't stand it...

>>717416987
Is there some Japanese Horse Lore connection to who King Halo's "mom" is and why she was given this sort of backstory in the career?

>>717416987
protect the kingu...

>>717413863
How does wit even work at that point?
It always procs?

>>717408102 (OP)
Dislexic pointer

>>717418003
Rice family planning
original is too big for 4chan

>>717418106
Is this how the japs get to U+ stats?

>>717417764
Im gonna kick your ass for insulting my daughter

>>717409770
So what is all this jibberish and moonrunes supposed to mean?

Do umas have a breeding season? Or do they get in the mood all year round?

>>717417624
you're probably right. I just hope I can get Tachyon, life without her is suffering

>have time to finally do mcqueen career
>alright 3000 fans, that will be easy
>16th
>16th
>17th
>restart and the same thing happens
>1 turn left on hopeful stakes
>just send it because im pissed off at this point and on last daily borrow
>1st
what??
im so confused

>>717417935
>The first mode to have an optional superboss
I know about Almond but who was the first secret boss? Orfevre?

>>717418081
>open /v/ooners chat
>its sticker and shoes request spam
Best experience

>>717418157
Just go with the flow

>>717418015
>yells after winning
>fucks off after 2 G1 wins
wow, amazing character

>>717418230
His mom won multiple G1s in US including two Oaks.
His dad won multiple G1s in UK, only lost twice, even won the Arc.
So basically King Halo (the horse) has an amazing imported pedigree like Maruzensky, so people expect a lot from him.

>>717417152

>>717418352
It's a meme. You wouldn't understand.

>>717418230
Goodbye Halo

I just blew another load to Curren Chan

>>717418329
convert it beforehand then

>>717418385
Montjeu, a French horse.

>>717418498
This but Taiki

>>717418386
>MORNING!

>>717418424
She is very brave and cute!

>>717418230
>>717418449
King Halo's mom backstory is influenced by her jockey Fukunaga Yuichi. A lot of horses have amazing pedigree but don't perform.

>>717418015
Quite popular in JP since she is the one that starts the ikemen/kakkoii uma fad that followed up by Orfevre. The original horse also really popular as he won the Derby that can't be achieved by Fuji Kiseki (both horses have same owner).

>>717412467
JENKEM HUFFER

>Winning Ticket has back to back mood downs because she keeps snapping the chalk in half with her retard strength
Come the fuck on dude

Bareeding traningo?

>>717418015
>>717418424
>selfishly demands horses with career-ending injuries keep running to satisfy her own ego
My fucking hero!

>>717418552
Yeah but it's a mix between Fukunaga and his pedigree himself. That's why you get the pride thing that come a lot as her character both in her story and in the main story part 2.
Also note that at the time, it's rare to have a horse that has a pedigree full of imported dam and sire, especially when both dams and sires have good records.

>>717418553
Thanks! I love her!

>>717416920
600-600-600 stat spread will clear URA easily

>>717418553
poke is an ikemen???

>>717418343
Rule of thumb is the newest training scenario ends up being the best to run, until they start segregating distances for a while, then it goes back to newest=best. You'll probably be hitting U ranks by Masters.

super creek is LITERALLY impossible to train

>>717418738
Have you heard her voice? She is a top pick for yumejoshi. Fun fact, the first one that garners popularity from yumejoshi is somehow Tachyon.

>>717418802
Look at this work work adult

>>717418553
THAT is an ikemen?

When is the beeg honse getting added

>>717418015
When is Pokke coming into Global?

ok who's career should i run next?

Just noticed that before the debut race uma has 1 fan. I AM YOU NUMBER ONE FAN AND WILL ALWAYS BE NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU CRY

>>717418026
I think fat Oguri is hot

>>717418915
This creature.

>>717418832
Probably because Tachyon comes across as a rapist. That's a big fetish.

>>717418553
> she is the one that starts the ikemen/kakkoii uma fad that followed up by Orfevre
Interesting, I can see Orfevre's design sitting in that 'handsome girl' archetype, but wouldn't have thought Pocket would be considered one to going off of her visuals.

>>717418940
>he considers himself a fan to her trainee
hold up, aren't you guys here only for the paycheck?

>>717418897
Year or two most likely

>>717419048
Stop liking evil women

>>717419051
Every trainee starts with 1 fan
That's you

how long until NTR? she's the one I look forward the most

>>717419086
Oh well...
Better start saving then

>>717419048
Yeah Pokke didn't reach the same height of handsome girl like Sirius or Orfevre, but she fits the rough boy type.
>>717419039
Fuck I just realized that.

Should I build my Umas for Graded or Open league? From what I heard Graded will be full of whales while Open spreadsheet tryhards.

Horse-sized horse girls

What stats should I aim for for Golshi in pvp so she can become unstoppable?

NTR makes me cry

>>717419328
low INT
high CHA

>>717419097
start licking evil women instead

>>717419370
Gold Ship is actually one of the smartest horses desu

>>717419291
Open Group A 1st reward is worse than Graded Group A 3rd. If you can get A rank Uma consistently, just enter the Graded League and pray that you don't meet too many whales. You don't need 100% win rate anyways, just around 60-70% win rate is enough to reach final group A

>>717418468
the sheer irony that westoids are so brainwashed they believed this meme was real is fascinating

>>717419097
Is she even evil in her career? I heard all the badass, angry and evil horses were toned down so yakuza don't get upset.

Making "handsome" girls sing the funny umapyoi song!

>>717419445
Not really. She just acts like a king, treats you as her servant. Asking you to make some tea, bring things, etc.
The evil one is her elder sister Dream Journey. She literally kills an uma to be your trainee.

>>717419016

>>717419520
I love this creature.

>>717419016
i like seeing her ears flopping around in that compilation webm

>>717419484

>>717419402
If she's so smart, then why is she such a goober?
Checkmate, Mensa.

>>717419415
Ok, that's good to hear. I'll start searching for umas that have the sparks I need

>>717408102 (OP)
hang in there (derogatory)

anyone have the UMA LORE.webm with Jungle Pockets IRL roar

>>717419637
Exactly because she's too smart. If you were smart you'd know that goofing around is better than being all serious all the time.

Why do they wear such frilly outfits on the track when something more aerodynamic could make when go faster?
Are they stupid?

>>717419515
>She literally kills an uma to be your trainee.
wtf

>>717419637
Too smart, hates routine and get bored easily. Like a bigger Mayano Top Gun.

>>717419781
>Are they stupid
Yes

I just got in, rolled GoldShip, Vodka, Daiwa Scarlet, Sakura Bakushin and Haru Urara.
Heard that I missed the meta girl for a week.
Am I fucked with these girls?

>>717419515
>Dream Journey
She looks quite normal I don't know bro...

>>717419781
Umamusume physics. Same reason why chonky umas with huge breasts run as good as the athletic flatties.

>>717419910
What's the joke

>>717419781
You can kill someone with this forearm

>>717419048
>>717419097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXq8h0TFPXs&t=162s

Looking forward to her unique skill in game

Will Helios and Chiyono be meta either as parents or racers when they release?

why does this fat slut wear an outfit that exposes her belly and shows her panties??

>>717419895
evil looking CUNT

>>717419786
>>717419895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6nvcGIFpD4

When you first met her, you told her that you have a trainee that you will start train starting tomorrow. Tomorrow, that trainee didn't come, Dream Journey came instead.
Her design is also heavily inspired by smart yakuza archetype. And the real horse might be the most dangerous horse that wants to kill every humans.

How long until the next career? I'm kind of tired of URA.

>>717420134
I did the math once and it should be like 3 months

>>717419884
oh look, babby's first gacha

>>717420061
I can't believe Haru Urara is fucking dead bros...

>>717419983
The excitement from that commentator is pretty damn infectious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2oohM_EjDc&t=179s

>>717419884
The only "meta" girl so far is Oguri Cap.
You're probably thinking of a support card. Not really the end of the universe, you can always borrow one from a whale.

>>717419974
With horses, it's not the forelegs that you need to be careful around

>>717420174
Yes, this is my first one. I have no idea what I am doing.

>>717419884
>Meta girl
There are girls and cards. This is a bit like a card game. The girl matters less than the card meta speaking, so you can play whoever you want as long as your cards are good. The girls are more like "roles". You have 2 terrains, 4 distances, and your girls are able to run in these or not(there are some exceptions that can run in any track though)

You can raise your girl to run in other tracks, or run better in certain tracks and distances. Some stats matter more in certain distances(short tracks are better with speed, long tracks are better with stamina, etc)

Cards give you stats and skills. Then your girls use those in races. The point eventually will be to race against others in a PVP, with your girls and deck of cards. The girls also come with unique skills of their own, which tell you more or less how they would like to be "used"(some have buffs for certain distances, some have ultimates that only activate when you are on front, some have skills that debuff enemies,etc)

It's deep game. but the point is. roll for cards first to make the game useable, then roll for the girls you like once the game is playable. There is a banner in like a week where another extremely good card will be featured, so you can roll for that one(Super Creek), borrow the other one from a friend(Kitasan MLB), then use some good Gold cards(which you should get when rolling for Creek), then the game is playable and you can do whatever you want(roll for your favorite grills). The game also gives you free tickets for some 3 star girls when you complete your beginner missions, so you can have some girl variety

>>717420427
don't do it anon, life is beautiful
don't ruin it for gacha...

>>717414501
people that dont care about pvp and only care about getting high ranked umas at this time will run this shit

>>717420427
This gacha is a bit weird cause you don't really roll for horses most of the time, especially at the beginning. You need support cards, the stronger the better, with right ones you can make any horse into a terminator.

>>717420020
Helios will be one of the best milers for a long time.

What's with the constant references to carrots?

>>717419895
Goddamn, the later horses are overdesigned as fuck.

>>717420214
>「いけいけいけ!キングー!いけいけいけ!!」
how is horse racing this fucking kino

https://youtu.be/tXT8GxPoiC4?si=JoMizcePB2mWj0Lv&t=93

>>717420582
Horses like carrots

>>717419884
You're fine. You missed the meta support card but you'll probably luckshit it eventually. And you can just borrow it from a friend.

>>717420709
Is this true or a meme? For instance, water is more important to cats than milk.

>>717420630
I swear i look at TM Opera O and Orfevre and Opera would 100% have just been identical to Orfevre if she wasn't released at the beginning of the game

>>717419484
I have "cute points" memorized in the songs and enjoy seeing the ikemen/weirdo umas act like cute girls in them.

>>717420747
Opera's design is elaborate but just right

>>717419445
>so yakuza don't get upset
I'm pretty sure they simply work with the owners on how to adapt their horses (if I were an owner I would also prefer if my billion yen horseys were treated well). At the very least though, the Stay Gold line seems to adapt their bad tempers and eccentricities

>>717420709
if you look closely, there's a Suzuka in this image.

>>717420791
that's overdesigned bro...

>>717420683
Stupid short brat with stupid hare and stupid breasts

Sex with Satono Diamond

>>717420857
It's cute and funny

>>717420745
there's more truth to horses liking carrots than cats and milk.

Is Nakayama Festa as cool as she looks?

>>717420919
If you like gambling she's cool.

Probably dumb question but I gotta ask:
If I increase the potential of some Uma to unlock a gold skill (like Breath of Fresh Air), can it become a legacy spark after a career? Or will it be limited to the base skill (in this case Straightaway Recovery)? Or never show up at all?

>>717420857
And all the new horses are like her. Just random elements, embellishments, colours and accessories everywhere.

>>717420939
Well if I didn't like gambling I wouldn't be playing this game

>>717420508
I see thanks anon.

Another question. the game kinda feels it is hand holding me into train Daiwa Scarlet and I don't see how to change that. Am I still stuck in tutorial land? I thought it was over already.

>>717420804
No fucking way...

>>717420871
I don't see a hare anywhere

>>717416634
believe it or not horses can actually swim
https://youtu.be/VvMoaF1kG8M?si=cdTirdhmg0u2M9UF

Is Oguri Cap really autistic?

>Orfevre's unique skill is buffed if all stats are above 1000
>reasonable bar to reach
power creep

>>717420683
>>717421083
too small

>>717421048
Daiwa has a mandatory tutorial but also you kinda have to train all horses cuz of breeding shit anyway

>>717420878
Don't do this

>>717420797
It just feels weird when a real horse that could straight up murder a person with a kick is portrayed as a cute girl when the real counterpart is/was menacing.
Like Gold Ship is pretty eccentric but he's not an evil horse, more like funny and goofy.

>>717420791
I unironically didn't want to roll for her. I don't like this type of personality and her design is not for me at all.
Of all designs I think I like Stay Gold the most.

>>717420878
>>717421140
something about her running pants sounds more sexual than the other girls
am I just crazy or is there some truth to that?

>>717421131
We don't do ridiculous sizes here.

Cows? In my horse game??

>>717420878
>>717421140
She loves doing this gesture to trainers for some reason

>>717409748
Does anyone else miss when races actually had some challenge in the earlier scenarios? Honestly, I'm actually having fun with Global because winning races isn't a guarantee. Hell, even though MANT was ass, it felt more fulfilling to get a good run than the past couple scenarios we've had.
Granted, I really liked the challenge of going up against Montjeu in l'Arc. And Almond Eye had that final boss feeling as well. But the only challenge in DYI feels like rolling dice for rainbows. (Although you could argue the entire game is just dice rolling).

Anyway, Aoharu Hai is my only S rank because my wife Riko is there.

>>717421278
AHH I CAN FEEL MY WIT INCREASING

>>717421140
>>717421259
>>717421520
she's very pure sex because she looks like mumei

My daughterwifelord

>>717420647
Man if you're boxed in irl what the fuck can you even do?

>try to make a dirt maruzensky
>it goes great and I create a monster
>but she's already my mile ace

Thread full of slop

>>717421643

Consuming all of the slop.
At once. It was very good. You missed out.
Sad.

>>717420061
Oh she's like the Stringer Bell of Uma Musume?

>pulled taishin
>didnt make a single run with him yet
i didnt want the shot faggot :(

Are any of these safe to turn into cleats? I assume I don't need a bunch of these R cards and maybe SR shit cards

for me it's watching them turn around and seeing the tail hole on their outfit

>>717421674
Either get lucky and find an opening or be like Gentildonna and just make an opening by bulldozing your way out of the crowd

>>717420791
They mean that if Opera O came out way later she'd have an even more elaborate design. The earlier designs were done by like 2016 when the original PV came out for a game that was going to release in 2018. You'd expect that 8-9 years later, after the actual release of the anime and the game with improved graphics, the aesthetic would have changed for better or worse. Still, some people act like the later characters all look like Orfevre or Almond Eye which really isn't true.
>Related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDPy204GixE

>>717421497

It's really hard to make good horses for team trials without really good cards
Which one for medium pace? I'm still not so sure about stamina thresholds

>>717422342
new horses look so shit
didnt even see any merch in Japan of them at all
its all about the current horses only

>>717422342
special chud forma de mare

After long pondering I think I prefer Ryan to McQueen

>>717422404
>Characters with appearance in anime get more merch
You don't say.
Beside they already have figures in the work for new umas.

>>717422220
You better off uncapping Rs anyway. There give carats for uncapping supports

>>717422220
have you reached max uncap on those cards? Once you do there's no reason to keep dupes

Orfèvre isn't over designed and totally make sense get some taste plebians

>>717422636
*horse poop*

>>717422315
Is quagsire a good racehorse?

Early concept Orfevre was a more interesting design

>>717422636
Needs more jewels and maybe ten epaulettes in her hair.

>>717422547
I see, I was tempted to cleat since I like the free tickets
>>717422589
Nope, I just never see myself using them

/v/ revealing once again they know nothing about character design

>>717422713
I bet Daiwa can tank Zacian's Behemoth Blade.

>>717422492
no they dont
they cant make more than 2-3 a year and currently its helios turn

The bigger the better. That's my opinion on character design.

>>717422747
The concept designs weren't actually named, just speculated. Honestly, that old design doesn't seem to resemble him too much

Which horse is the closest to reaching apotheosis?

>>717422991
legs too short

>>717422636
I like her design, but it's definitely busy. There's not many parts of Orfevre's racing outfit that are just plain flat pieces of cloth aside from the skirt, she's basically covered in elaborate trimmings, patterns, and jewels.
The jewels kind of push it into overkill for me, she's already super detailed without them

>>717422883
They ordered from plenty of figure companies though, not just one company to handle all of their figures.

>>717423104
all shit except the last one with the big tiddies

>>717417810
>>717417858
>>717417893
This horse is stronger than you and has more stamina than you.
How do you survive?

>>717423104
I really want Orfevre and Gentildonna whenever they come, but I think I'll only be able to enjoy 2 or 3 designs like those, not many more

>>717422389
B one for support, A if ace, the S turf is a good boost

>>717422706
You're like a little baby

>goal incomplete...
>goal incomplete...
>goal incomplete...
>goal incomplete...
>goal incomplete...

I wish Tucker Bryne was a playable Uma

>>717421553

>>717423393
I prefer Daiwa's teenage spirit.

>>717423007
Daiwa's close, no doubt, but Deep Impact is literally one training arc and a tragic backstory reveal away from glowing and talking in riddles. When she hits that third eye awakening and stops using stamina entirely, it's over.

>>717422781
Look up the meaning of the name you triple brownoid nigger.