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THE GOAT

who the fuck is King Hero

>>537937803 (OP)
SONNA KIMI NI

so was the 1k+ stam thing really a mistake or is that gaslight

you are here forever

>>537937967
umm dia, im your trainer, what are you doing

>>537938027
just get 1400/1500 stam+guts with stam being the prio. 1000 stam 400 guts works

>>537938140
I would literally be anyone else's slave except Super Creek

I have a couple ideas to improve this game:
If you're training Teio, she needs to be squeakier, brattier and have access to unlimited clocks
Whenever you're not training Teio, your trainee should be asking "where's Teio?"

Hello Uma. How are your careers going? Youre not going to be fired, are you?

>>537938230
You don't have a choice here

danchou... kick the inactive ones...

DAAAAAAARRBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

idk why this shit got me more speed than the runs where i'm actually trying to make a good golshi

>Seiun Sky is useless for this CM because the final leg starts on a straight
>Useless for next CM too because the final leg starts on a straight
How is she supposed to be saving frontn runners again?

>>537938458
I just lost the darby. Any questions?

I prefer it when my ace run is clearly completely bricked from the start, rather than when the game gives you a perfect junior and classic year then FUCKS YOU IN THE ASS by giving you migraine, 0 rainbows in summer, failed training into awful mood, sleep deprived rest. FUCK YOU Gold Ship. I'm never touching this worthless whorse again after this CM.

She's so cute

>>537938027
witbrockGAWD says (stamina + guts = 1500) and 3 gold recoveries is enough
mcqueen + creek SSR is core for Cooldown and Maestro

Bros, I wanted to try the game but it's stuck at 60% loading. Tried "download all", mudada. What do? Based japs are saving me from the gacha addiction?

>>537938140
I would be Super Creek's slave in my entire life
I don't care if she wants to use a pacifier or wear a diaper

>>537938318
She has to go now. Her planet needs her.

lmao i'm dragging my club down.
How do people play so much? at most i can only play 5 careers per day

remember

>>537938529
forgot the pic kek

>>537938649
he's only saying 3 gold recov because natie. if you have balls you can live with 2

Teio!

Is Extra Tank actually worth something?
or is it completely useless, because you're already in stamina conservation mode before it procs?

Digitan LOVE

>>537938642
Your glue is my highroll.

>>537938719
that doesn't look so bad

I'm the only one in my club doing any work lmao

>>537938703
Try VPN or something, it was stuck for me at 60% when my connection was bad.

>>537938546
retard

>>537938719
RiceBstGirl...

>>537937803 (OP)
>AI gave tachyon eye highlights

>>537938649
>>537938224
im seriously considering going 800~900 stam and pumping guts and speed on taishin

>>537938546
CM 3 final leg starts at the end of the final corner so late corner skills get a chance to fire.

>>537938069
NOOOOO

>>537938998
I'm also considering pumping her guts with seed

>>537938879
It's my highroll as well, but it could have been a giga highroll. This will almost certainly be the Gold Ship I run in CM as all of my other ones have been complete trash.

>>537938719
Could be worse. You could be the only guy playing in yours

>more 1k/1k/ glue
>out of borrows for today

>>537938546
>Useless for next CM too because the final leg starts on a straight
looks like a corner to me, just close enough that straight skills can also work

1kita-san
1super creek
4 wit

>>537938762
You wouldn't survive these two trying to compete who will make you cum the most and fastest.

chat i waited too long now all the good parents have no space on their follow list....

Never trust Tracen lies

>>537939175
twin!

Post Dia!

>>537939382
Where is my summer vacation?!

>september senior year
>random event inflicts slacker
>next turn quad rainbow on speed
>doesn't show up
>gets third in arima
>don't bother clocking
Well, power and wit were abysmal anyway so whatever

>>537938719
It's about consistency anon. Your chart can look worse than people who are pushing for a specific reason in the first few days but as long as you're doing your 3-5 runs a day and getting non joke fan counts you'll be fine.

>>537939020
zoomer are anti sex, they dont rape trainer

>>537938546
just put it in the simulator bro... imagine from last thread

my 1.1k 1.1k golshi with straightaway spurt and 3 golds is getting btfo in testing rooms
owari da

>>537939394
Its bleak down here in shitter leagues bro, hopefully they pick it up soon. I need more shoe circle gibs

>do some research
>on the first half anni mission you get a free SSR Uma ticket
>on the 1.5 anni you don't
>but the 2.5 anni you do
>but 3.5 anni you don't
either way what umas are on those tickets anyway? anything that came before the anniversary?

>>537939494
EPSATONO ISLAND!

>>537938719
>>537939175
is this that chronogenesis website?

i know it can be FAR BETTER, but good enough to start farming power parents?

>>537939724
The people joining those CM rooms are the ultimate sweats. The real CM will be a lot easier. Trust the plan.

This game is the most fun when you're trying to train an uma in something it's not innately proficient at. The legacy grind is even tougher but more rewarding.

>>537939823
no?

Our boy has spoken

>>537939851
I'm starting to think King Halo

>>537939794
yes

>>537939823
>medium
>no spurt
>no right
>no spring/tensho
>shitty unique
ermm bwo..

>>537939794
Yes

>>537939823
you don't even know what sparks you actually want

Make sure to do your daily pulls!

>>537939867
>wait, i could bang the trainer AND dia AND scarlet? why am i not doing just that?

>>537940037
thanks anon

>>537939851
This
I fell hard for Taishin because of that. Makes her story have another layer of depth knowing she's going against the odds in story and stat-wise

>>537939858
>>537939973
>>537940018
I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME
i actually don't but this parent system is filtering me hard, i may have to read the guides, thanks bros

Bakushin would make for one scary uma if our gaslighting wasn't up to the task

>>537939896
>You NEED 1500 stamina + guts (so 1100 + 400)
Ummmm /uma/bros? I thought 900 stamina was enough?

>>537940319
I think he misspoke, his actual graphics showed 1400 total

>>537939851
Lace fishnet gloves? WEW LAD

invincible cunny

>>537940319
yes it is, if you have 600 guts and 3 gold recovery skills

>>537940319
>900 stam + 600 guts = 1500
Yes

This bitch...

>>537940426
>thinks teio is cunny
>not even posting her cameltoe
Coward and retard like your uma

>>537940228
>get her to B Long so you actually are just straight-up gaslighting her

>>537940319
>>537940394
>>537940432
>>537940439
IM MEANT TO USE FUCKING GUTS CARDS NOW?? WHAT THE FU CK

https://youtu.be/fGFW2P4b9Uw
horse racing

>>537940228
>if our gaslighting wasn't up to the task

>>537940563
>Gold Ship's condition deteriorates rapidly
I hope she makes the most of her final 3 years...

>>537940607
Just use stamina cards with a guts bonus like McQueen

>>537940607
kita-san
super creek
4 guts

>>537940607
no you arent but you can get free guts from events or yknow just stamina training

>>537940563
>picking 4th option like a fag
Pathetic

>retarded deck runs for spark farming
>insane rainbows and inspiration
>proper ace runs
>mood down training failure mood down training failure slow metabolism migraine
I'm tired . . .

>>537940607
you didn't actually think they put in a stat that does nothing right?

Is there a way to refund my rolls?

>>537940607
Bro...
Stam training gives guts too...

>>537940659
hons

why no sound tho?

>>537938719
To be quite honest desu, you guys are playing too much

>>537940562
i don't remember my dog being this big...

Is this enough for a Tachyonzo?

>>537940956
there is the announcer during the race
the announcer isn't always speaking

>>537940717
>>537940728
>>537940746
>>537940746
>>537940924
>bro just be a stamina millionaire
FUCK OFF

>>537940920
Credit card chargeback lol

>>537940920
chargeback
your account is then permabanned and your card will be marked
not recommended
free rolls? nope

>>537940892
>art makes her hair more of a normal haircut
>she's not wearing her granny lesbo outfit
>"Ryan now that I drew you with your imperfections removed I think you're cute"
Coward artist.

>>537940713
She will suffer.

>>537940753
But it was one turn after the debut race...

Also as I'm posting this Gold Ship is just screeching about some nonsense in the background. Damn I hate her so much.

>>537941057
>>537941089
I meant my actual rolls, not carrots bought

>>537941154
More of a reason to pick 1 or two like a man

>>537940583
post Teio's cameltoe so I can reuse it next thread if you can, homo

>>537941154
Isn't she great?

>>537941048
McQueen is free you fucking retard

is it actually worth it?

bros didnt you gaslight me for months that guts does nothing?

Cygenerous.

>>537941189
yes, delete your account data and start from scratch

>>537941295
yes

>>537941295
yes
it's better than MLB SR stamina cards

>>537941345
5 carats feels so disdainful

Is this usable? I was just going for stam/power/long sparks but got some lucky rainbows.

A+ rank club CunnyInc. has 1 spot available, anyone can join, just put /uma/ in your bio so we know youre from here.

>>537941453
nah

thoughts on this nature

>>537940713
Don't worry, Teio. At least it's not IBS.

remember to punish your trainee whenever she gets slow metabolism after eating too much

>>537941408
that's a boy

roses are read
violets are blue
all my horses are glue

>>537941562
Surprised they've fought the temptation to throw in a trap character

>have participated in 50+ gemini practice rooms
>running triple ace to gauge consistency
>keeping an eye out for trends among winners
>literally nothing is consistent
stamina requirements seem more like suggestions.
spurt or no spurt, doesn't matter.
taishit doesn't seem to dominate, gold shit doesn't seem to dominate.
can't tell if haru urara is actually doing anything when i do see her.

uma musume is rng game.

>>537941715
Spe should have been a trap.

>>537941323
Guts does very little after you get it to 400 in medium and long, and is ok at 300 in most races
300-400 is gotten easily by just training stamina with a couple stam cards.
This will be the case until the Guts rework.
I've seen the above told since the game launched and nothing has countered that

>>537941513
Needs late surger savvy, and I'd take flustered over subdued

Post good decks for Taishin, please.

>>537941453
No long s is glue

>>537941408
Sir, this is a "female uma only" thread

remember to check your inbox in 30 mins

>>537941560
https://youtu.be/ZNSWu7TJwYk

>>537941453
>300 wit
>300 guts
>anchors aweigh inherit
Try again

SSR ticket in 30

>>537941189
no unless you delete your account data and start anew
>>537941453
Kinda low guts/wit, might misfire an activation but should be fine even without Long S

>>537941035
Oh ok.

'Twas a good sprint.

>>537941839
Sorry, actual intern here, because of this post we have decided not to give out the SSR ticket for another month

>>537941295
>Is it worth upgrading one of the best stamina cards in the game
Idk bwo seems pretty risky...

>>537941453
>betting on recovery skills with that wit
Yeah man just luckshit it.

>>537941782
https://www.canva.com/design/DAGtOO4KsO4/Koz7xqxxQvpicG84ABIZXw/edit
might help

>>537937803 (OP)
>that pantyshot

>>537941730
Have you been paying attention to which umas proc their recoveries and which don't? Gemini in particular creates a lot of variance because the moment you fail to proc 1 recovery you instantly lose.

The meta also favours very back-heavy lobbies which leads to a ton of blocking, which again creates a lot of variance because of wit rolls.

Curren is the only one for me

>>537941943
i need to go to one of these live, it looks fun

Anyone running triple ace for CM? Curious on what your teams look like

I pray that whichever game designer was responsible for giving the infirmary a chance to fail is never allowed to work on another computer game for as long as they live.

>on the first day of training, my uma gave to me
>the worst ever RNG
>on the second day of training my uma gave to me
>two hopeless stakes
>and the worst ever RNG
>on the third day of training my uma gave to me
>three bricked runs
>two hopeless stakes
>and the worst ever RNG
>on the fourth day of training my uma gave to me
>four rainbows failed
>three bricked runs
>two hopeless stakes
>and the worst ever RNG
>on the fifth day of training my uma gave to me
>FIVE BAKUSHINS
what are some other good verses to finish the song?

>>537941961
>safe edgy american show on 4chan
Yes. That's how it got since the invasion
Welcome to reddit 2.0

>>537941271
its not exactly free
my danchou hasnt given me a promotion for months now

>>537941961
crawl back to your goon cave lil zoomer.

>>537941769
unfortunately no hints to get flustered from air groove

>>537941769
>1025 wit isn't enough, you need 1085 to raise your odds of activation by literally 0.5%
lol

>>537942061
I think I speak for all of us and indeed all the trainers in the world when I say "I agree!"

>>537941427
erm...

>>537942190
its the FoV

>>537941961
You're trying too hard

>>537942190
>He doesn't know

>>537938940
Are google services required or schizos are not allowed to play?

>>537941990
good call gro I'll wait for SC

>>537942190
Retard
You don't take savvy to get the wit buff because skill rolls happen before the race
You take savvy for the FOV buff to make sure you can snipe the guy in first with All-Seeing Eyes, otherwise it is really inconsistent.

>>537942280
i wanna fuck those trains

>>537941453
cards? kind of nuts if she was an end closer

If we do not get free gibs in a week, I will quit.

>>537942248
gold recovery skill

>>537942190
>he's uninformed
This is why we watch witgod's videos.

>>537942061
Curren seems like an extremely promiscuous uma. Makes me suspicious

>>537942280
Imagine getting molested by umas this small

God fucking damnit do i HAVE to run a fucking debuffer this URA too?

>>537941961
We'll get rid of them once the hype dies down

>>537942407
>relying on cooldown
lol

>>537942439
she'd lie on her back for 10k views

>>537942439
Huh?

I pray that whichever game designer was responsible for giving the infirmary a chance to fail is given free creative reign and adds a chance of critical failure where you lose mood and get aids when you click recreation.

>>537940110
Is funny how these girls really like being patted

>>537942123
>twelve packs of tissues
>eleven infirmary visits
>six supports on guts

>>537942531
you run Evil Industry in every single CM until we get the CM with no debuffs allowed

>>537942071
1 front (daiwa) 1 pace (oguri or tachyon not sure yet)) 1 end (narita)
i hate running goldship like an npc and im not expecting to win

Hot fresh rice. Another one for the wood chipper
Or she WOULD be, but she's a 9star triple split 3 speed 3 stam 3 power with multiple ura finale.
Agemasen'd gourmand at 700 speed.
Very dry senior spring. Another 90% where I can count the RNG changes to godhood on my fingers.

Hubba hubba hubba!

>>537942531
no, you don't HAVE to
but why wouldn't you, when people are struggling this hard to hit the absolute minimum required stats?

i'm sorry haru but this is the only way i can beat A+ gold ships, at least you won the URA finale

>>537942748
I just wanted to test my Tachyon in a couple random CM rooms and everyone was running a debuffer so apparently not running one means i'm just gimping myself.

>>537942692
>daiwa gutsfagging
You love to see it

>>537942189
Fuji Kiseki pretty much guarantees it

>>537942654
>>537942531
And keep in mind they only recently added the CM with no debuffs so it'll be a long time away unless they choose to accelerate it.

>>537942774
i know urara fucks over sleeping lion but how does she fuck over golshi?

>>537942071
1 rudolf 1 el condom pasa 1 goldship because i can't win with the other two lmao

FINALLY
9* STAMINA

>>537942619
>ten sparks not proccing
>nine jobbers jobbing
>eight moods a-downing

>>537942692
>raises speed and power too
Guts seems kinda fun to spam...

>>537943065
what deck are you using for debuff? too many to put in for everything

>>537940607
I can't wait to laugh at all the retards that recycled their guts cards whenever it becomes useful to have

The past few threads teio posting is getting to me
I hate it

>>537942692
Has anyone made successful pvp guts horses in global?

>>537943141
>7% failed training?

>>537942071
Creek Grass GolShi

>>537943126
how many runs did this take?
also naisu

>>537943126
Nice Taurus Cup parent, bro.

>The only reliable content creator JPman says that Global CM is hard mode.
>Anyone without a Taurus title is even more fraudulent now

post cute friendships

>>537943126
56 attempts

Umamusume is a dead game

>>537943498
n-no..

Umamusume is a bestiality game

>>537942943
No. That's actually a psyop and I'm not even kidding. These people are running debuffers because they feel that their team is not strong enough without them. This was the case for me with Taurus cup. My rice was not strong enough on her own and I needed the support of two other umas to carry her to victory. From my experience running two debuffers, if the enemy didn't have any debuffers I couldn't do enough damage to them to break their stride and they would win. If only one of them brought a debuffer, it was a coin toss. If both of them brought debuffers, my odds of winning were stacked as hell. My final race the opponents had three extra debuffers. My rice was overtuned and ready for as many debuffers as the game could possibly throw at it, so I was fine, but they were not expecting 3-5 debuffers themselves and I won for it.

Running a debuffer in Gemini cup only plays into the hands of other people running debuffers. If you don't run any, then people who do bring debuffers are free wins for you, because they're all counting on all three players being restrained by two debuffers. If they're the only one playing the game, they're the only one who can lose it.

>>537943453
Wouldn’t it be the other way around? Since the competition was actually tough, being a titlelet isn’t that bad.

>>537941715
I mean it's pretty explicitly mentioned that uma's can only be musume, so they'd have to have a pretty good reason to break cannon

>>537943465
My dick and all the umas have a cute friendship too

>>537942378
parents are like 8stam + 6stam/3power

If all they do is running, shouldn't they have a big ass?

>>537942692
this could be 90 speed 30 power instead

>>537943096
if haru is the solo front runner, the pace of the entire race is utterly destroyed because it ruins the AI for position keep and everybody paces down which lets my just decent scarlet sometimes zoom off to a big enough lead just to stay ahead
the gold ship had similar stats
look how slow the winning time is

>>537943659
they run not squat bro

What support cards should I be using to build a front runner parent for the mile cm?

>>537943597
Search your heart, you know it to be true

Uma Musume is a mobile game

>>537943697
oh thats cool fuck gold ship
maybe ill run my daiwa pace instead of front

>>537943697
I hope you pull this off when the time comes. Make sure to post if you do too.

>>537943096
I've genuinely saw my Rice go ahead by 30 lengths, SLAM THE BRAKES, slow down to a crawl to let Haru take the lead, then lose to a Goldship.

>triple front runner in a public cm lobby
I respect that.

>>537943249
I made this last night.

Umamusume is a rape game

Patch notes:
- Boosted carat gain from all sources to account for the accelerated schedule.
- Increased daily borrow limit to 5.
- Reduced TP cost of running careers to 20.
- Removed chance for the infirmary visit to fail.
- Streamlined the UI to require less clicks when running races during careers.
- Added an extra level to the 'Skip' option to make running careers even faster.
- Added ability to sort your veteran umas into categories to allow for easier tracking.
- You can now toggle the spark or rating view beneath veteran umas independently from other sorting options.
- Added the ability to undo one action per career.
- Fixed the claw machine UI.

You could have all this and more if the game wasn't developed by greedy, incompetent Cygames.

>>537943856
why does chudhauser not buy uma hats? why does she rip holes

I can't believe Agnes Digital was actually good and they did her like that by giving her an awful outfit, I apologize

>>537943991
>- Increased daily borrow limit to 5.
You missed a 1 in that, KR got 15 at launch

ok first draft finished, thanks anons.

On the 12th day of training, my uma gave to me
>12 packs of tissues
>11 races losing
>10 sparks not proccing
>9 trainees jobbing
>8 moods a-downing
>7 failed trainings
>6 races blocking
>FIVE BAKUSHINS
>4 rainbows failed
>3 bricked runs
>2 hopeless stakes
>and the worst ever RNG!

>>537944030
it's a war trophy she took after blowing soldier's head off

>>537944064
They really hate global, huh?

>>537944084
Based number 1 rapist

>>537943798
My core is:

-MLB Yaeno Muteki (borrowed) for Playtime's Over and Tail Held High
-Air Groove for Groundwork
-Super Creek for maestro so I can beat Kikuka Sho and Tenno Spring
-Kitasan Black for Front Straights and stats to beat races

You have two flex slots where you can put in whatever you want, for Gemini I'm using Matikane for Right-Handed, I'd recommend Silence Suzuka for Cancer because of left-handed + front runner skills.

2 stam 4 speed or 3 stam 3 speed deck for golshi?

Haru Urara could beat all of your abusing asses. No bully Urara.

>>537944103
Kek

Ejaculation
>>537943164
It is incredibly fun, even if it doesn't produce top quality trainees.

>>537944285
She's the one doing the abuse

>>537944285
Why aren't you racing and making me money, Urara?

>>537944373
what da hell...

https://youtu.be/68Vd3QKTZ-o?feature=shared
"The world was strong"
Global bros we were acknowledged...

>>537944219
How do we stop the rape of innocent, young trainers?

>+205 total stats
holy shit

>>537943453
You got that twisted bro, if he got a 100% win rate using some suboptimal strategy and said it was easy then sure.
But he said it was hard mode so losing out isn't that bad.

>>537943465
This is peak friendship.

>>537944373
>1600 combined
wtf

>>537943991
>ability to undo one action

>>537944373
I could be wrong, but it feels like a pretty satisfying way of shitposting.
>fine all you fuckers want to camp guts? HERE YOU GO

>>537944507
pro tip : you can't

Pretty embarrassing calling yourself 90% win rate man when you could only people who had no idea how the game worked and instantly failed the moment you stepped into a server where people actually knew how to play the game.

>>537944513
ura finale is so op

>>537944373
That's it. I'm doing this strat again later. You better take responsibility.

>put her card on my deck exclusively for one hint
>it gives me on a single run all of the other ones EXCEPT the one I want
stop the bad jokes prez...

>>537944084
>NTR Rapist
how does that work

>>537944373
If Kita wasn't in the game we'd all be spamming guts huh

>>537944373
AIEEEEEEEE WITGOD WAS RIGHT AGAIN

>>537944513
This is two URAs
What would 9 URA sparks triggering look like

>>537944513
it can go higher, this is my biggest

>>537944619
You could say that was...
Witless

>>537943465
THIS IS WHAT FRIENDSHIP IS ABOUT, JOINING FORCES TO RAPE THE TRAINER TOGETHER LIKE GOOD FRIENDS

>>537944750
>He doubted

>>537944619
>when you could only
Isn’t it still like 3am in sea

>>537943656
>>537944848
why are you like this?

>>537944787
>Triple URA spark

>>537944619
bwo gave up

>>537944536
It's for my fat fingers. I promise I wouldn't undo a failed training. You can trust me.

>>537944750
But witfraud said he was wrong in his latest video...

>>537944973
cause I have a dick

>>537944619
>>537944997
Who are we talking about?
I want to pile on that fag too whoever it is

I've seen plenty of Stay Gold art with her irl kids, but never an art with her irl siblings like Manhattan Cafe, Fuji, Marvelous Sunday etc

>>537944619
>>537944997
This is why i only trust the japanese

>>537944787
FUCK YOU WHALE

>>537944973
You are not against the freedom of speech right anon?

CHECK INBOX
>CHECK INBOX
CHECK INBOX
>CHECK INBOX
CHECK INBOX
>CHECK INBOX
CHECK INBOX
>CHECK INBOX

jk its nothing thanks cyjewishness

THERE IS NOTHING IN MY GIFT BOX
CYGAAAAAAAAMES

Tonight... on Top Gear.
>Mambo wears a hat
>Vodka pretends to ride a motorcycle
>And Teio breaks her leg

>>537944990
>moving jpg
witchcraft

>>537944973
you're trying to reason with a SEAnigger, dont waste your breath

>>537945016
he was wrong about being able to have 90% wr pvp (he was clowning on the mutt chink), it was actually 80% (still impressive)

i am at my wit's end, pwease halp. what is the best combination of these cards to train gold ship?
should i borrow MLB Kita or Creek? and do should i bother with welfare mcqueen cooldown skill gamble, or make do with maestro + go-home and just use MLB mayano.

but what if uma had a dick

pls post happy kingu ty

>>537945290
Why you dont post your hands ricardo?

ups yuritrannies melty

>>537945418
Ask IRL Golshi

>>537944518
>>537944649
This was also far from perfect. I'd do Creek > Aoi so you can get 3 gold recoveries. I wish I could refund my Aoi for how useless she is. You really need good skills on parents because guts cards have terrible skills. This got me halfway to S rank and didn't feel that much like a high roller career. If I can get these stats with Maestro I'll try again in a pub match.

>>537945383
and at least he owned up to it instead of the latter acting like a fraud bitch and his trash talking

any good curi memes

>>537942613
they are half animals after all

Umas are for heterosexual males
Yuritard total annihilation

For an end closer and have 1100+ stamina do you want two or three gold recovery skills for long cm?

>>537945756
Based

>>537945756
go away hetfag

>>537942613
Have you never been headpatted by a significant other?
Shit's like a drug bro

>>537945756
i am a heterosexual male that also enjoys yuri

>>537945919
get out hag

Welcome to the family trainer

Do I dare?

>>537945615
Teio seen some shit

>>537944513
>s turf s mile
hey that's pretty good

>>537945919
>significant other
Try using a non faggot term

>>537945919
No...

*eats your weak F2P umas*

>>537944373
Put up a CM room, let's see if that works

>>537945998
nothing ever happens

>>537945414
McQ/Mayano/Creek
Borrow Kita/Sweep/King
Aim for Maestro+Go Home, it's enough
Use Stamina/Power parents

>>537945772
2 is fine. You will get swamped if u don't have enough SPD or Acceleration skills.

>>537946067
>no long s
oh my days

>>537946067
>below 1k power
Not even a whale

>>537946015
Nice CM3 uma

>>537946067
This thing is basically living on a coinflip, if one of its recoveries fail, her legs get broken.

>>537946067
>misses 1 gold recovery
>dies

>>537944750
he didn't use this for taurus btw

>>537946067
>didn't hit 1200 stam
>only 2 golds
My Nice Nature eats this for breakfast

>>537944373
HOLY FUCK GUYS I CLEATED MY MAMBO FUCK YOU !!!!!!

>>537945279
>>537945280
>he didn't get anything
didn't you do the survey? your free 500 gemmies? your carats? bwos?

Dia is a dangerous umamusume

>>537946067
>No shooting or red shift
>no long s
>only 2 golds
>pace
You’re not even getting bronze

>>537945998
I did it earlier today out of grudge for a GoldSHIT who got night owl and slow met in a row before summer. I spammed Speed until she failed her next goal, clicked End Career and glued her immediately. I hate Gold SHIT so FUCKING MUCH.

>>537946212
Why would you hurt El Condor Pasa like this

>>537945756
To be fair to these subhumans, cyjew baited them with S1 and then some.

>join rooms
>brocked everytime
at least from what we saw last time a majority of the playerbase aren't as good so matchmaking RNG will save me

remember to take care of your trainee

>>537946212
lol!
epic own!

I don't think my uma is winning finals. Thoughts?

>>537943991
are those actual things that jp has?

>donate dirt shoes
>request dirt shoes
So that's how it works

>>537946443
no he's just retarded

>>537946306
GEEEG why is this reddit horse so funny guys?

>>537939831
that's what you guys said last cm and then the finals was a cm test room

>>537944373
It feels pretty good actually.

>>537946212
Who in their right minds cleats a fucking SSR?
I still have my air shakur and I will continue to regardless of how many claim it's useless, even if they're likely right

>>537946067
The fuck is that, my f2p glue Oguri can beat your Oguri.

>>537946417
It wont win, but how 3 over 1000???

>>537946417
>long A
>sub 400 wit
BRICKY VICKY

>>537946323
Most f2p quit by now so IT will be harder

>>537945756
K is that you

>>537946212
you're such a retard
why would you cleat an event exclusive card
so you can buy more support pts??? so you can a few more gacha roll because you have no impulse control?

>>537939896
>you need 2000 stamina plus Maestro
>plus BofA (deez)
>plus Cooldown
>plus Iron Will
>plus Go-Home Specialist
>plus Adrenaline Rush
>plus Sleeping Lion
>plus Unruffled
>plus a Senzu Bean
wtf

>>537946467
>donate 10 dirt shoes
>get 10 dirt shoes back
>you literally never lose dirt shoes
can someone explain to me why some people are seething about dirt shoes

>250 careers
>every run >600 stamina (a lot with >1100)
>zero 3* stamina
just glue me senpai

>>537946532
your Oguri dies from herself you fucking idiot

>>537946636
explain why my dirt shoes are go down slowly

Teio I'm not your trainer anymore

>>537946636
cus retards think that club requests are somehow a meaningful way to get shoes for potential upgrades

>>537946417
No spurt, no aptitudes, only two recoveries.. A tossup
Deck?

Publicly executing my horse

https://x.com/tomonagayasu/status/1963542187058368697
Heaven...

>>537946384
why is she crying?

>>537946776
Dibs on her corpse

>>537946212
it's not really a good card, it starts at 0 and since you'll be using urara you don't want two cards to have the bar empty

>>537946601
I wish I had cleated the SSR Dober. I do not care for her awful personality and the card sucks. Tannhauser is too endearing to cleat and someone said she was a good welfare guts card.

>>537946846
He probably dusted urara too

>>537945756
Based

>>537946417
>no turf/long S
>no spurt
>witlet that will rush and get frenzied
kek

Between Cooldown and Go-Home Specialist which is better?

>>537946703
you can request up to 30 dirt shoes a day
you can donate up to 20 dirt shoes a day
you can even buy them in daily shops
maybe you need to request more often, nigger

>>537946703
i'm up like 150 dirt shoes. maybe you should get better at day trading.

>>537946684
its more of a point i did this with zero power cards.

Semen demons

>>537946915
same, i maxed my dober and wished i had maxed mambo instead. dober just sucks so much ass

globalchads are too powerful...

>>537946963
Go Home

>>537946846
there is no reason to destroy those cards
they all contribute to your TT pt gain if you level them
you are perma bricking your potential pt gain by cleating these exclusive cards you cant ever get again

BROS
i have created the ultimate CM uma

>>537945756
damn they didn't waste their time

>>537946963
Go-Home will never brick by activating at the wrong time
Cooldown will brick sometimes by activating right out of the gate

>>537946723
That's true, I was promoted to husband

>>537946998
>my wife isn't here
wow she really is for me

>>537946776
>insufficient trainer love

>>537946998
Narita Brian is missing

>>537946996
>MLB Creek, MLB Kita
opinion discarded

>>537947053
enjoy your 1 white spark

I can't believe I got bricked because Kitasan didn't proc Professor of Curvature this run. Well DESU she probably still loses 100% of the time to properly built Taishins either way right?

>>537947103
Cute

>>537945756
uma is yuri game
cishet torenas will always be 2nd
the sooner you accept this undisputable fact, the better

>>537947176
Lets see that other Oguri deck

>>537947104
post her and we will add her

>>537946776
not her fault one inch of love blocked her way

>>537946998
Lovely

>>537946321
S3 was pretty gay

>>537946321
And then proceeded to immediately changed course lmao

>>537947319
>She is not talking about food
FAKE

>>537943789
They do squats in one of the training exercises.

>>537946636
Because it works with any shoe, so it literally doesn't matter which shoe is traded in 95% of times. People who request non-dirt shoes consider the 5% chance that a new player doesn't have lots of dirt shoes yet.

are you going to wear the gemini or your taurus titles though? which one is more prestigious?

>>537947228
Its finals most likely. Could use more power and 50 more wit. Why flustered front though, you dont have tail held high.

>>537939382
BEHOLD, GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS

>>537947008
>have 80% winrate
>get 3rd in finals
slurp my semen cyjews

>>537947253
dickless anon? We took their first time already>>537946998

>>537946636
There actually exists a small chance that you don't get exactly as many shoes back as you donated and there's literally no reason to be requesting exclusively the scarcest shoe, even if the risk is low.

>>537946747
That's precisely the dirtnigger mindset.

Does this Golshi have a chance in long cm?

>>537947253
>delusional yuritard acting all uppity again
Fuji is an actress though, so as usual you fell to distinguish fiction from reality

>>537947432
Such "prestigious" titles are a sign of shitter in any videogame I've ever played.
Like, if there's a cosmetic for beating highest difficulty it will always be used by retards.

>>537947228
This uma's biggest weakness by far is low power. She'll survive the race but any end closer who triggers an accel is just going to zoom past and by the time your speed caps out you'll be too far behind

geeeg these horses are so funny man

>>537943126
Congrats

>>537947253
sorry but she's already dating me

>>537943126
fuck you

idk who else to build besides goldship for this cm

>>537947585
Why is Naisu so normal

>>537947571
Nice cope

>>537947253
Fuji is the best.

>>537947571
where's your taurus platinum title bwo? you DO have one, don't you?

>>537947503
I think so, try some room races (most are CM practice)

>>537947503
>no turf S
>pace S
>Cooldown instead of Specialist
>witlit that will get frenzied
>gutlet
kek

>>537947724
A pacer or second end closer?

>>537947667
hebegawds and cunnygawds won

>>537947745
best paizuri monster

>>537947728
because she's a fucking CHUD

>>537947654
How for (you) is this tomboy?

>the game requires google services
Fuck

I got Fine Motion support first try, is it over? Should I reroll for Super Creek?

i don't want to invest into pot5 goldshi if she becomes glue after this CM, just gonna luckchad that cooldown from mcqueen

people making slingshot Daiwa Scarlet with a sacrificial front debuffer just to lose to Gold shit anyway

>>537947571
>Legend title and ultimate weapon
>dies repeatedly in normal roulette content
Checks out

My eyes are on Curren Chan even as I

>>537945756
this

>>537947948
She's still a viable option for basically every Med/Long though

>>537944056
my heroes and their friend special week

>>537947972
that's why we love our reddit queen

>>537947927
fine motion is crap
people are saying it's good, as a joke, but no one has ever used it

If I don't roll Seiun with 14000 carats I'll purchase a 22€ new player pack and will quit the game if I then don't roll her OR if I get a duplicate 3* uma

me personally im training parents for cancer cup so

>>537947571
>doesnt have the Hand of A'dal title
Look at this little zoomie

>>537947039
I'm just saying that if he has urara there's basically no reason to use the mambo card ever so it's not a big deal
if he dusted both, then just lol

>>537947432
>which one is more prestigious?
the one you don't have

>>537945919
*my hand forms into a claw on your head and then I shake it rapidly*

>>537948159
people use fine motion for the hints and it's still the strongest wit card at MLB

>>537948052
is she? after gemini i've got no idea what comes next, and if she's even worth running in a following med/long CM wouldn't get she get powercrept by other new umas?

>>537948262
>>537948340
nice oyakodon

>>537948270
>it's still the strongest of the not strong cards at MLB
haha, yeah, hit the nail on the head

>>537948262
My husband and son

>>537947871
Post-race paizuri.

How important is spurt?
Like you cant win without it?

>>537948262
Looking at female torenas
>>537948340
Preying at male torenas

>>537946508
My finals was just an 850/850 oguri getting pace promoted.

>>537948303
well, are you going to pay up for christmas oguri? if no, goldshit is your only option

I don't feel like grinding today Danchou but I'll be ready for Gemini

Living a happy life with Teio and Rudolf and killing myself once I get bored

>>537948270
None of those skills look good except maybe nimble

>>537948416
You can if you got more power than other golshi or if she got blocked or ran out of breath

>>537946270
I have not been able to stop fapping to her for weeks

>>537948416
Just get 1200 power bro you don't need spurt

>>537948397
terrible trainer, making your horse workout after a race. 1* gut sparks upon ye

>>537947443
I had terrible skill hints. That was literally the only thing left that might theoretically have an impact in any way at all.

How should I prepare for Cancer cup?
Groundworks, Maru and Seiun parents, Mile and Turf S?

N and W complete, time for B

>>537948416
You can win without it if you have 800+ power, otherwise you will lose every time to other umas that have it

>>537946270
I like her back

>>537948495
you will wish you had one when virgo cup is happening

>>537948470
I love the titty physics on the uma summer boob curtain shirt. God bless Cygames.

>>537948416
you farm it parents for weeks just for your ace to miss the proc in the final even with 500 wit

>>537948564
It was worth it.

oh wow they pushed an update that made it less laggy

>>537948638
oh she stammy

>>537948591
I feel you bro. my Taurus golshi had lucky 7 as well, still won 60% of time.
Then she fumbled the finals and my Teio pulled a miracle run.

Why nobody told me the top option in Extra Training has a chance to remove negative status effects?

>>537947008
>"the world was strong"
Isn't that right... Ippo and Sendo

Almost every Uma are better in the game compared to their anime counterpart and Teio is NOT one of them. She's so bland. Somehow managed to less cool AND less funny compared to anime Teio.

>>537944373
What's the deck?

>>537948218
Based
It’s the only title I use so as to warn people I’m washed up but used to be a big deal

>>537948782
Because that never procs when I need it

>>537948757
oh, is that so?

CYGAMESU I KEEP FUCKING DISCONNECTING

>>537948829
Sorry anon but I like my bratty Teio more

>>537948782
it also RAISES DIRECTOR FRIENDSHIP which is the only way to guarantee the end-of-career +15 to all sometimes

do you want to play a front haru urara if you're running golshi?

>>537948795
Bro Sendo's totally gonna die... Ricardo is destroying his ass...

My golshi went from great mood all the way down to awful without me failing any trainings. Her mood just kept dropping after any training. Was this just rng or some event I'm not aware of?

>>537947008
>golshi/oguri/neicha
>still lost with that meta team and having the knowledge to prepare properly before anyone else
KEK fraud

at which moment does CM turn into a whale mode where only the latest banner can compete in

>>537946270
Please post the image where she is lusting for toreina with Satono Crown being normal on it too!

>>537948782
>>537949019
always take extra training?

i have gambled 4 trainings so far with 25%+ failure rate and it hasn't bit me in the ass yet. is this what it's like to be a luckchad?

>>537949039
Its called skill issue

>>537949068
he's the only sloptuber with the title though

>>537948829
It's hard for any other Teio to out-cool anime Teio

I fucking give up. There is no fucking way I am ever hitting 1000 speed 1200 stamina 600 power it's literally fucking impossible. These were her stats at the tenno sho autumn which she lost of course she ALWAYS loses her career races. Wasn't any point in wasting clocks

You ready for Cancer cup lads?

>>537949082
The first one

>>537949173
how come EVERY sloptuber fucked up and bricked themselves on the VERY FIRST cm
aren't there like 10k+ players with taurus platinum? how come NONE of them are the retards getting shilled in this thread?

>>537949082
Never? We know the meta-defining banners ahead of time, so you can just easily save for those umas. Stuff like Summer Maru and Christmas Oguri are good for a very long time

>>537949032
He'll live but quit boxing instead, surely he wont kill sendo THEN send Ippo to box after Mashiba. Right?

The only titles worth wearing are the ones that signify your commitment to your equine wife.

>>537949185
Buy your damn skills nigga

>>537948617
For front runners you want to run Seiun > Condor Pasa > Daiwa

>>537949275
"The World was strong"

>>537949275
Rng game

>>537949185
Anon please try consistently winning the URA before trying to make a CM worthy uma you'll only get demotivated

>>537947253
I know this post is bait, but I find it interesting how much yuri bait this franchise had in its early days and how it gradually decreased over time

Do yo rike my poorfag deck?

>>537949359
For what? She has 800 fucking stamina in career mode she shouldn't fucking need recovery to win these races

>>537949275
not that anon, but I had very good umas for Taurus, with an 80%+ WR and both my aces got horribly blocked in the finals. Sometimes you're just at the mercy of rng

>>537949275
Uma Global made more money than JP last month. Uma Global unexpectedly becoming more competitive compared to JP back then.

>>537949185
run her pace chaser, running end closers on regular career mode makes me want to die, they get blocked super easy, my taishin went undefeated once i switched to running pace chaser on career

>>537949451
kinda sovl ngl

>>537949429
>>537949483
but it was EVERY SINGLE WESTERN misinfo spreader
surely ONE of them ought to succeed, right?

>done three CM rooms
>my 1000/1200 has never won
>lost to a 1200/900
>and a 1200/850
>and another 1200/890

WOW WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW

/UMA/ IS GLAZING STAMINA FOR THE TEN THOUSANDTH TIME

>>537949451
SOUL

>>537949451
Kita at 0LB is useless

>>537949275
Most of sloptubers didn't play JP.