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>Game News (EN)
Current Rate Up: Narita Brian (3*), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SR)
8/17 - 8/27: CM Taurus Cup - Tokyo 2400m, left, spring, sunny, firm
8/21 - 8/30: Legend Race
8/28 - 9/10: Story Event
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>Game News (JP)
Current Rate Up: Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR)
New Umamusume announcement:
>Admire Groove
8/24: 4.5 Anniversary Campaign:
>Login bonus (Max 3000 Carats) & 3000 Carat gift
>Free 10 rolls for 10 days
>Limited missions & shop items
>Trainer's Note release
9/1: New evo skills for Sweep Tosho (Alt), Kawakami Princess (Alt), and Fine Motion
9/4: Legend Race vs Fine Motion (Alt) & Vivlos
9/9: Umasanpo permanent release
Early September: Tachyon's Factor Research
9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firm
October: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firm
November: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray S2 will air on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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Neicha!

Umamusume is a dog racing game!

The MIGHTIEST Miler.
My wife Taiki Shuttle.

>>536750213
got a list of all certified inumusume?

sex simulator?

>>536750213
it's time to stop letting dogs onto the track

danchou please... dont kick me...

Digitan LOVE

Does your team have soul? You're not running Golshinatcap right?

>>536750332
Mares... and Duramente

>>536750467
If you have time to post, you have time to farm fans

>>536750408
my future wives inshallah

>>536750479
our fuarking hero

Cute.

NOOOOOO DANCHOU DON'T LOOK AT THE CHARTS

THEY ARE LOGGING YOUR IP ADDRESS

Need Manipulator Wife

>oguri cap, golshi, nice natie
FUAARRRK SOVL OVERLOAD

>>536750624
that's one hairy scarlet

Daiwa gets her brattiness from Tachyon

>>536750631
I'm running my sovlfvl Goldshinatchyon team.

>>536750381
Sounds haven't been working for me for the longest time, what gives?

>>536750851
Really? Suzuka is right there and you have to compare it to your table?

>>536750851
why is your table slanted

Its important to hose down your uma during summer camp

>>536750896
you haven't hit the fan quota to hear soundposts, danchou sends his regards

winning doesn't make me excited anymore not even having a hot spring ticket all is left is hoping to get 3 blue sparks which I haven't get since day 1 what's the point of playing this game anymore I can't even see myself winning at least 1 race in the next champion meeting I don't think I can compete even against casual players playing this game

>>536751292
I'm several multiples over the fan limit this month, danchou please I want to hear barking horses.

>>536751484
I haven't gotten a Hot Springs Ticket in literlly 44 runs now.
I know how many it's been because I always put the Epithet on when they get it.

>>536750381
catbox seems to be fucked up at the moment and it wont play if it cant load the sound file

>>536750896
>>536751514
catbox seems to be fucked up at the moment and it wont play if it cant load the sound file

>>536751228
I love this artist

>>536750516
I'm running suzucondoship

>>536751835
That’s not how you eat bread, Rice

>>536751228
Downloaded jp to play her career and it's really good. Also, now I know how it feels when I force my uma to run 5 races in a row with no energy.

rate it

What a waste

which mejiro would you fuck

>>536752157
I know it’s a shame she’s gay

>>536750516
No excuse for gold ship, but air groove and nature are aces

>>536752183
Palmer and it's not even close

>>536752183
All of them but the two NPCs between Palmer and McQueen

>>536752183
Only one choice for me

>>536751923
how DO you eat the giant french breads do you break them up??

>>536752183
Only her

How do huge tits improve racing ability?

>>536752183
Don't know who any of these are, but I would not fuck mejiro ryan.

>>536750381
cute and canon

>>536752183
Why give Ryan the hottest body?

>>536752359
>cygaymes expects me to believe this ancient decrepit hag is a student.

>You should run more than one frontrunner on a team because they push each other forward midrace
>Angling and Scheming only works for whoever is first by late race, meaning only one of your frontrunners can push and the others will have to eat shit
well thats not nice

>>536752509
The game expects you to believe Rudolf is only 3 years old in horse years and hasn't participated in a maiden race yet despite her horse armor having medals from her triple crown

Making Pokke a trad wife

Almond Milk

>>536752183
all of them starting from the older to the younger one

>>536752140
no spurt no buy

>>536752509
A beautiful student

I am all ears.

>>536751282
do horse grooms brush horse teeth?

Making Tachyon a Modern wife

Sex with Gentildonna

>>536752556
Yes one of them will eat shit while the other succeeds.
Triple Front Runner goes down the shitter the second another person is using it as well because then all your planning just benefits them just as much.
Similar to retards running Urara in Taurus as if the meta team isn't Pace + End Closer anyway

How can I find my club ID? I want to see if I have been slacking too hard

>>536752412
Having to carry that pair all the time helps them develop stronger back muscles

>>536752412
>one of the most meta defining skills is SWINGING MAESTRO
What do you think they're swinging and why you get that skill from Super Creek?

>>536752556
front runners secure wins by gaining enough of a lead mid race that the other styles cant catch up. seiun unique is just extra.

bwos I am seriously considering getting the daily carat pack so I can do 5 more parent farming runs a day
Am I too far gone?

>>536752183
Ryan is the only sexy girl there

>>536750516
Taiki, Rudolf, Teio. It couldn’t be more soulful

Uma tummy

>long B
>encloser C
>20% speed growth
can i frakenstein an encloser el gondor basa or should i just stick to mayano instead considering she has 20% stam growth

>>536753048
Why'd she fart on me?

>>536753061
Ryan would never rape her trainer

>pretty face
>smoking hot body

>ugly hair
>no fashion sense

Ryan is easily fixable

>>536752752
How much sex with Gentildonna?

Will they eventually add qol that lets you filter the races in career schedule? I want to focus on longs but it's annoying to constantly scroll through every day starting year2.

>>536753163
why not both

>>536753164
she’s marking you with her pheromones

So what’s the deal with Still In Love?
Why does she have two personalities?

>>536753241
Would people lose their minds if characters from launch got touchups on their outfits and overall look?

>>536753247
How much sex with Gentildonna can the human body withstand?

There is a darkness within Gentildonna's eyes that I don't like, I will not have sex with her for my safety

>>536752686
but what if i want to get a 6*+ ura parent

>>536753408
then you better not be building an end closer

umas for this feel?
https://youtu.be/yxyq2N7eV-Q?si=iBodGcoXRo3GOcPK&t=50

we got pace chasers, end closers but do you have what it takes to be a meta chaser

I seriously hope you guys didn't partake in that whole meme about running a garbage team with your spare CM tickets in order to boost worse players into the final round.

In case you're not aware, the matching process we're all waiting to conclude at the moment is actually quite a robust matchmaking system. You see, Cygames knows there's a chance that someone with subpar runners could luck their way into the final races. Why is that relevant? Well like I said, the matchmaking is robust. Cygames is really trying to pit players of equal skill level against each other for the fairest races possible. But it's not always going to be possible to find three players right at the same exact skill level.
What this means is that some lobbies will really only be about TWO players testing their skills against each other while the third is just a random jobber meant to fill space (and lose).
Guess who is a priority pick to fit that doomed fill slot? That's right. Players Cygames thinks lucked into the finals and are fated to lose anyway.
So if Cygames sees that you qualified once each round of races, then utterly failed every other attempt (say, because you were purposely running a garbage team), then I'm sorry to say you've already been flagged as a lucky shitter.

>>536752813
>> How can I find my club ID
Club ID is leader id, you don't need club id now as it support enter club name.

>>536753241
yea but they won't fix it
even in her alt they somehow made it worse

>>536753656
too long didn't read

>>536753656
big

>>536753607
dangerous zoomer

>>536753656
Don't you get like 150 carats for 5 wins?

i wish all the nice nature users a very 3rd place trophy

>>536753656
do NOT use my wife biwa hayahide to post disinfo with

>>536753656
source?

>>536753394
I’m not seeing it

are supports just straight up not showing up anywhere normal?

Fuck Nice Nature, all my homies hate Nice Nature

>>536753993
9% to not appear before factoring in specialty priority

>>536754014
your homies suck

>>536753656
Whenever someone posts a biwa image I imagine it's that guy in my club with her as his profile uma

>>536753987
I want to make this uma into a trad wife

Hold on
This wasn't the boy I was rolling for

>>536753824
arm wrestling is a serious thing

bwos I don't think Brian was joking about the lap pillow, am I going to get raped

>>536754079
what boy were you rolling for then

I want to fuck Winning Ticket so bad

Broken Teio!

How cofidence you are making the final victory?

Next CMs are going to be even more soulless and meta btw.

>2 3* pow legacies without guests
should i start burning these to try and get a 9* pow? assuming i get 1100pow every run

>>536754061
What's the club name? Don't be shy.

so...
what is a good winrate on your ace to stand a chance?

>>536754358
Winning is in my nature

>>536754441
100%

>>536754317
No you don't

>>536754358
Big fat zero

Agnes Cafe

How hard is it to get Falcon to A in Turf?

>>536754358
I had a 75% winrate going into group A finals, so 75% confident.

>>536754580
not very hard

Where are the niggers that told me Cygames will flood us with toughness 30? Where are the toughness 30 potions I was promised? We got 2 from the CM. 2 fucking potions. Fuck you lying faggots.

i think carrot ranger SUCKS

>>536754580
10 turf and she's A

>>536754408
uma&co

>>536754714
Your carats?

I like watching them perform

>>536754714
I used carats yesterday out of desperation. I think I might just start a second account for more TP pots.

>>536754621
heh. i have 76%
you're done for kid

>>536753656
I didn't because I don't think letting 5 shitters in (best case scenario) is worth 150 carats

>>536754808
Saved for the Hag, the Christmas Miracle and the Robot

>>536754690
>>536754757
Does Turf get inherited more often than distance aptitudes? Medium S was a massive pain in the ass.

>>536754441
>50%

>>536754194
The other boy

>>536754714
You WILL buy the 1500 carat pack and use it strictly for refilling energy, and you WILL NOT spend those carats on the gacha instead.

>>536753951
That just means you have your guard down and are an easy target.

>>536752904
Pokke pussy...

>>536754995
there are many other boys

>>536754980
Turf A can be done from the parent selection menu, no need for luck

>>536754942
I'm sure that extra 0.066 pulls will be more important for account than another career.

>>536755025
Her eyes are pure sex. Second best feature after those tits.

>>536754980
You don't need to wait for spark she's A turf right at the start with 10. Maybe less, I just counted how many I had on mine to bump her to A. She might get S on inspiration.

>>536753942
check their patents

>>536755076
>>536755173
Oh. Didn't know that's how it worked. Thanks.

>>536755238
post the patent

>>536755047
The boy

>>536750516
My team is SuzuTeioDolf

>>536755252
Dumb Falcon…

Im sending ALL of you to Epsatono Island

>>536753371
For me? Several hours.
For you? A few minutes.

>>536753656
too short
Read it all

>>536754157
where are the rice touching doujins where trainer lewdly fondles every inch of her

>>536753164
She’s showing signs she wants to breed
https://youtu.be/7cAxGqE84Jk

>>536754856
did they hire guys from nitroplus to write for these two?

>>536755480
>minutes
hell yeah

>>536752183
Ryan. I love tomboys that want to be seen more feminine but have self-confidence issues. It's endearing as hell. And she's also hopeless romantic. More I think about it I would not fuck her actually. We'd make love, she's wife material.

>>536753247
Unlimited sex, titsex, and brasex

>do 3 careers for 1.8m fans
>club rank dropped by 2 (worse)

>>536755503
out there, you just need to search them

She looks like Kita if Kita was sexier with bigger boobs

Me trying to get rid of my hons because she eats too much food

>>536755683
She looks like generic slop. Not in game, your picture.

>>536755510
>That pulsating vagina
I'm not into bestiality, but I bet some of you guys here are into that.

>>536755683
but Kitasan Kita's are big

>>536750516
Looking forward to getting 1st place in the finals!

>>536750516
>soul
>Taishin

>>536755906
it's not CM2 yet bwo

do NOT roll on wedding mayano. save your carats for summer maruzensky.

can anyone explain where the word honse came from

>>536755972
Not rolling on either of those dumb broads.

>>536755983
no way bro

>trying to farm up a rudolf with long skills and long spark
>Manhattan Cafe gave me hints 6 times
>1x Highlander
>5x +6 stam + 2 guts
Have never seen that happen.

>>536755510
>that suction
human women never stood a chance

>>536755983
probably reddit

>>536755983
It's the word "horse" but with an "n" instead of an "r".

Falco is a smart uma! she asks questions when she doesn't know the answer!

>>536756101
but the n and r are too far apart on the keyboard

>>536756101
What is "horse"?

>>536755854
Maruzensky and McQueen I think

>>536756150
if you squint hard enough an r looks like an n when it's in the middle of a word

>>536752183
dober all the way

>>536756101
big if true

How long is summer maru meta?

>>536755972
I'm rolling both

>>536756150
They are if you use dvorak.

>>536755972
Soulful loli vs metaslop hag

jesus fucking christ this is bullshit

>>536756101
chat is this true???

>>536756302
at least 3

>>536755510
You shouldn't have posted this

DAILY CARAT PULL
EVERY
SINGLE
DAY

IT'S A NEW DAY

IT'S A NEW DAY!

IT'S A NEW DAY

>>536755983
reddit humor

>>536756367
shouldve given her night training

finna pull

>>536750516
is this soul, idk

AAAAAAAAAA my race

It's not much but I'm finally getting some gibs

New chart from JP thread just dropped

>>536755607
Calm down anon. You have to space yourself so that it doesn't get stale.

>>536755857
Kita is big but Ticket is bigger

>>536756402
3 minutes before my balls go dry

>>536756627
/umajp/?
the legendary schizo general?

Real footage: Treina-sans prepare to enter the finals in whale hours.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1pNU85Euwg

FIVE BIRRION APOLOCARATS

>>536756641
IS THAT A

>>536756627
Trainer hates Seiun Sky?

>>536756641
I CAN SEE IT

>>536756641
I SEE IT

>>536756627
>one-sided
is that general full of fags or what?

>>536756627
where the FUCK is fuku?
and Bakushin
Urara much?

What are your thoughts on dog-horse hybrids?

>>536756627
It's weird how the yandere is mutual, like a completely new archetype or something.

domo

>>536756627
how is yandere mutual?

*requests dirt shoes*

>>536756641
is that a...

>>536756641
I see it

>>536756627
Everytime i hear of Still In Love's jockey its a new thing
>Dropped everything to be next to her as she died
>Jumped into the grave

>>536756748
>deducted from your account because of a bug
>10k monies compensation.

Funniest name in Uma.
Also can only do Late Surger / Medium races for no reason.

>>536756908
its because the yandere trope has gotten too diluted and horni

>>536756908
>>536756978
During her story (you) become just like her Jockey who also loved her to bits and (you)r dialogues get distorted meaning the schizo love is mutual.

>>536756908
>>536756978
is mutual cause (you) don't have a choice

>>536756641
>missed it
gentildonna bros... go on without me...

>>536750516
HEY FRONT RUNNERS
COME TEACH ME A LESSON

>>536756883
Suki

>>536757090
There's not that many yandere out there, nowhere near the amount of tsundere. Can't even remember the last anime I watched with a yandere main heroine.

>no more no less
so cool

>>536756627
this does not state what kind of "one sided" the relationship is because seeing Mayano and Verxina next to each other is confusing

>>536750516
I like to say Nice Gold Cap

>>536757280
I hope I get matched against you and this cutie

>>536756908
>>536756978
Meant to represent how the Jockey is still in love with Still In Love and dropped everything to be by her side during her last moments

HIII~
TAIKI SHUTTLE DESU

>>536757090
Name 5 yandere characters from the last ten years

When's mini cactus' banner? I looked through the timeline but couldn't find it

Name a more iconic duo

>>536757262
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/536750140/#536756641
it's a sloppa, you didn't miss anything

>>536757405
nuh uh there is still end closer spechan for you to worry about

>>536757220
I enjoyed it, it was like a schizo simulator. I like to imagine that the trainer is constantly sleep deprived because he's spamming scat and gore on an imageboard because someone dissed his waifu.

>>536752669
Big Almonds

>>536756419
Wait why?

>>536757671
those sundays are a bit too marvelous for me

>>536757671
Unrealistic. Tits too small

>>536756296
>>536755880
Have you seen anyone else use the stickers? I havent
It made me think that they were just decoration for your sake and no one is actually in the competition room with you

>search for IRL Gold Ship
>get this in my feed

https://youtu.be/yyWheXqf_hM?si=eCQ1JP0fcrl9ys0G&t=365

T-they can do that?

>>536757590
oh, its very sloppa

>>536757471
in manga theres at least a million

>>536757671
but it's not even sunday...

>>536755839
Don't open that bag of worms. I still like everyone here don't ruin it for me.

>4 team trials and 3 daily races in
>Still no daily shop
Whose fucking idea was it to make even the EXISTENCE of the shop a gacha?

it's a new day, but i'm still the same old me, what is life?

Soul...

>>536757970
The shop is shit anyways.

>>536757929
>like everyone
homo

>>536757671
Anon this is a horse thread, cows are not allowed.

>>536756827
>>one-sided
>is that general full of fags or what?
Yes. Next question.

>>536750516
Yes I credit my GolshiAgneTure team as relying on one part luck, one part sovl in making it to the grade a finals.

>>536758027
Wrong.

I love my imouto

>>536758067
What is the breakfast of champions?

>>536757602
Your Spetard? blocked
My Rudolf? 1st place

>>536758008
maybe you should get a cute uma gf

>>536757671
MARVELOUS!

>>536752183
the donkey.

>>536758238
if you want to be a good trainer you need to know about umas anatomy too

18158551
i want to see how guts does in a long race
come see 3 umas literally die on a racetrack
next CM conditions (3200m, long, spring, sunny, firm, kyoto)

>>536757970
>Whose fucking idea was it to make even the EXISTENCE of the shop a gacha?

>>536755510
i dont wanna get put on a list

eiiiie I haven't finished my dailies in 3 days. I swear I'll do it after CM ends. Fuku's been looking at me waiting to run her debut

>>536758238
Kill yourself.
>>>/vt/cuck

Will she ever pay homage to her first ever winning live? Give us an enka performance on a big stage damnit

>tachyon's campaign is preventing her from doing what she did in the movie/what happened to real tachyon
Was having a trainer really that life changing?

>>536758464
There's our local schizo again

HOWDEE TORENNA SAN :D

>>536758464
vtuber game
vtuber general

>>536753656
uma musume general is disinfo and gaslight thread

Which horse would unironically become addicted to sex?

>>536758498
imagine being a trainer in the countryside, that's rape invitation for the umas

>>536758471
If the author is smart (and I know he is), he's gonna have Oguri's last arc involve all of Oguri's Kasamatsu buddies and even the town coming in to cheer her up. And of course, this would mean cheering her up with her first Winning Live dance footage (or something similar along those lines).

well i bring TWO friendship zero cards in my deck
still think you are GANGSTA?

>>536758374
How does the guts stat work currently?

>>536758534
She never fails to make me smile

>>536758216
Good idea! I’ll go ask out Tickezu!

>>536756908
>>536756978
Jockey references aside, the horse rabies you get from her insane side makes you just as obsessed to her as she is to you, among other things.
In the normal ending (or the bad ending in this case) The both of you fell further off the deep end as your condition deteriorates and your obsession continues.

>>536755025
that's a gorilla in a dress.

I love mentally ill girls

>>536758498
Needs a panel with Mini, Rudy and Belno looking annoyed

>>536758509
yes, the retard didn't know how to put a stop to her autism when she was alone, having trainer made her grow up at least a little

The finals doesn't start immediately?

>>536758721
Why does Tazuna just let this happen?

>>536755510
how did you find this video

>>536758679
as far as we know its something like a last spurt stamina bar but i just want to see how it works in a test
18158551 room ID, still completely empty

>>536758786
Does MILF Creek count as mentally ill?

how do i start the finals race i want to get fucked right now

>>536758464
inferior shitskin jealous

>>536758679
it's a modifier on your stamina consumption in the last spurt

I feel bad for Winning Ticket sharing a room with Tosen Jordan. Tosen has strange new big black stallions in their room every night.

>>536755839
>>536756035
>>536755510

>>536756627
Where do my wife Nature falls into this?

>>536750318
+ Blast One Piece who isn't in the pic but is very much an inu musume too

>>536758534
did you know she has a special line if you put her and grass wonda as aces in team trials

>>536758852
You signed the contract Toreina-san

>>536757728
It's best you don't know

always gamble

>>536758712
I love having her as ace on team trials
VICTORY! MEZASHIMAASU!

>>536759024
half of those dont do anything dog like

Would you take responsibility?

>>536758927
Rudy, my beloved sharktooth gyaru yankee wife

>>536759018
On your dick

please stop requesting dirts.

please.

>>536758964
I just remembered when someone posted a video of Almond Eye giving birth here

>>536759175
you can't just throw words together at random and expect them to mean things

>>536758852
Cause nobody can do shit about it. Not Tazuna, not kaichou, nobody. And I don't mean it in a joking way.

>>536759236
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
nyo

>>536759236
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnyo.

vodka status?

>>536759236
dirts are free

>>536759236
>donate 20 dirt shoes a day
>receive 20 dirt shoes a day
i dont see a problem here

>>536758803
>>536758509
her autism is half spent on trying to bang you so she can't focus on her research
>no she's not
she wants you to feel that spark/butterfly in your stomach that she feels when thinking about you
also thanks to your advices(support card/inspiration) she makes the perfect concuction to recover
uma trainers are truly singularities that change fates of the horses' souls

this is better than 2lb manhattan for gemini or nah?

6 dailies tickets... doko...

>>536759319
Poland makes better vodka than Russia

>>536759236
play the game

Do you need maestro for mile?

>>536755510
>this video is age-restricted and only available on youtube

>>536759236
my entire club only asks dirt

>>536759319
thoroughly oho sexed and impregnated

>>536759236
i feel you, everyone can contribute medium shoes but no, parasites have to request dirt which no one runs

>>536759464
what a well put together gif

Bearbros... she's back...

>>536759236
the dirtnigger knows not and cares not where his welfare sneakers come from.

all the dirtnigger knows is that he press da red one and da red one appear. And even that cause and effect association is tenuous at best

>>536758627
If they rape their trainers with impunity in the academy imagine the countryside

>>536759389
If you don't need the skills from Cafe then yeah

>>536759319
My first 3 star

Which uma has the biggest umacock?

>>536758509
did you want her career to be 4 races long

>>536759548
You are never getting your team back bwo

>>536759372
making her feel your food was a game changer for her

>>536759464
You have to be 18 to post on this website anon.

Preliminary Gemini testing of a few trial run Umas, please join with 3 if you can: 74452421

>>536759236
how

>>536759649
It was cute when she went to talk with Oguri

>>536759236
it literally doesn't matter what shoes you donate, if you really need to farm shoes play fucking career

>>536759319
piss drunk

>>536759508
I didnt make it but another anon took my suggestion to add the awkward pause

>>536759695
im only watching something like that on an embed im not following that link

>>536759464
Why did they make Happy Meek a male

>>536759504
>>536759518
Do the Urara runs whiteboi
I'm gonna make another request in 8 hours

My club doesn't even trade shoes...

how much of the playerbase do you think they lost after this CM? 50%?

>Have to get 1200 stam for gemini with this

Be honest with me /uma/, how over is it?

>Finally make an Evil Natie with all the skills
>Go to Taurus Cup
>Picrel
Fuck me, man.

>>536759894
0%

>>536759894
judging by what I was seeing in my lobbies 80% of the playerbase didn't even touch the CM

I forgot that trailblazer is medium only. Are there any fronts with gold recoveries for long?

>>536759643
Wat

>>536759975
have you been asleep for the past week?

18158551
gemini CM test, need 3 more honses, just want to test my guts

>>536759975
KWAB

>>536759975
lmao

>>536759319
Impregnated by me

>>536760041
>Cannot sign up to run within 15 min of start time

>>536759975
bwo?

>>536759649
>I'm gonna kill it in the next race! :D

>I'm gonna kill

A few of the patrons at the shop I run showed me some things from your game, and this horse speaks to me. Is she actually playable?

>>536760041
Can't join when there's only 15 or less minutes until race time. I've got one set up here for testing >>536759697
Doesn't seem like there's much interest

>>536759236
The shoe trading is just a vehicle for point farming.

>>536750516
running creekwondashippu

>>536759975
absolute luddite

>>536759975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWWWCjOfKVY

Winning Ticket’s race outfit is distracting and makes my dick twitch when I’m supposed to be training her

>>536759975
Bwo…

>>536758620
Literally all of them, have you hear the stories about Olympic athletes? These horses are like the top 0.001% of race horses, the same should happen

Do NOT train more than one uma at once

wasting all my alarm clocks on these parent runs...

>FineMo is infatuated with japanese stuff like ramen
>Also ends up in a manzai gag routine with Air Groove
oh i get it

>>536759971
you just go 4/2 or 3/3 and hope to high-roll, as with all ace runs. das it.

>>536760163
She's an NPC...

>>536760248
Her spats are hot

>>536760294
I don't get it.

>>536759236
Some faggot made a joke in text chat about dirt shoes and now my entire club has literally only requested dirt shoes for the last 3 days.
/here/ clubs are fucking stupid.

>>536760163
>do you find it risible...
>when I mention my friend....
>Ikuno............
>....
>DICTUS...

>>536760163
yes but you have to wait some time

>>536760163
won't be playable in global for a while
also she's a 2-star

>>536760163
Say her name

>>536760197
tell that to the selfish dirt requesters, not me.

Should I roll for girls to get the statues I need for Ryan 3* as a parent for my Golshi, or should I keep beefing up my support deck?

>>536759971
Pretty easy with stam sparks desu

Wait, so its true that mare prefer human cocks over stallions because we have more stamina?

No I'm not gonna do urara career when Gemini is around the corner you fucking retards

>>536760121
oh dang... ill just let it fire with the other guy then and remake in a bit
i know people probably havent set up their long umas yet but neither have i, i just want to see if guts umas survive
preliminary answer is yes actually, none of them died so i might actually try guts for this

>>536759992
Maestro, Restless, BoFA, and Cooldown
Restless is from Guts card and Cooldown is just another BoFA
you're toast

>>536760163
If I'm reading the timeline right she only releases in two fucking years on global. You can try playing the jp version tho

>>536760475
Roll more umas, your cards are decent

How do you NOT have any dirt shoes when you can request 30 a day lol

>>536760384
It’s all hot. The spats, the pits, the side tummy, the huge tits, the sports bra, the legs. It’s a 5 course meal for the eyes.

>>536760516
Yes

>>536760475
roll more cards, uma rolling is a brick

>>536760430
She has a trainer you know...

>>536760605
dirtlets aren't very bright please do not laugh at them

I only train proven winners. Jobbers aren't even worth my time.

>>536760575
I'll skip it then

>>536760475
Don't roll now. Save!

>>536760406
Kek based

Wait are dirt tracks poverty tracks?

>>536760628
I don't remember her having big tits

why is this shit so hard when the nip i followed got UA

if a 5.5% recovery equals to 200 stam then like, does going from 0 to 1200 about 30% difference in max stam?

>>536760406
that might be me, my bad

>>536759697
>All the 1200 stamina +3 gold recoveries umas got bodied by 950-1080 stamina +2 gold umas
I think a psy op is afoot yet again bros...
1>2>3

>>536760710
I wouldn't be rolling "for umas", I need to get Ryan to 3* for muscle pump to become inheritable.

>need a gorillon sashes to unlock Agnes' recovery skill
Wait, do I seriously need to do tens of "blank" careers with her before I can start the "real" runs?
There is no way to get more than 2 sashes of a given type per run?

>>536760791
>Maruzensky
>Tachyon
>Fuji
>Rudolf
>Almond Eye
FraudKING

>>536759971
I have your exact same stam cards and with mcqueen creek cafe + 3 speed I can reach 900/900 maybe 900/1000 on a great run. MAYBE 1100 on a super great run. And this is with 18 stam parents and on rudolf which has 20% stam boost. You can't use creek and mayano at the same time since they both start at 0 and rob roy sucks at 0lb. Maybe you can use seiun sky or dia instead of cafe but I don't think it'll change that much.
I think I'll stick to open or B league desu

>>536760030
I went on a tremendous losing streak. Like a monumental, impossibly huge one, despite using Golshi and Oguri and having them both at 11000+. Couldn't break through, it was 45+ losses to 2 wins. I didn't think it'd be statistically possible to lose that much, the stats should have been enough to at least win a few times as a fluke.

>>536760475
Uniques aren't as good this time around since the best ones don't activate at a good time so just get straightaway spurt sparks, get 2-3 stam skills, and you'll be fine. If you REALLY want a unique to try and pass down then McQueen's is about as good.
Like the other anon said as well, your support deck is mostly fine and I'd hold until the Riko banner.

>>536760894
can you show the stats of those with 1200stam?

>>536760840
She’s huge

>>536760984
>11000+
irrelevant, post stats

>>536760894
Whoops this time without doxxing myself.

There should be a game mode where you train NPC umas
Or your trainee is set up to be a veteran training a bunch of noob npc umas that look up to her

>>536761124
How is this even a thing
i've literally never gotten one of these

>>536760984
Have you tried not being a metanigger?

>>536760628
what about for the ears?

>>536761056
Already did before. Here's a better Oguri I used for some of the races, since she had gourmand and more stam than the higher CP one. Didn't matter.

>>536755510
Yeah I'm not opening this

>still at farming grandparents stage for Gemini
>anons already have built umas
It was over before it even began

>>536761174
happened to me a few times on golshi

>fail 8%, practice poro
>fail charm acupuncture
>fail debut race
King Halo is such a fucking brick.

>>536761110
uh anon? where's your 1500 stamina and 5 golds?

>>536761036
4>5>6>7

>>536761205
Reminder that Stay gold has been unjustly slandered and all the sickos actually come from FATqueen

the greatest filter

>>536760840
She's almost as big as scarlet bro...

>>536761394
Except for the repeated shit smelling, that's definitely a stego trait

>>536761110
Don't worry, IsuckleOnProlaspes69, your secret is safe with us.

>>536761182
If my horsies are doing this bad when I AM metaniggering, what the fuck do you think'd happen if I went off-meta?

>>536760984
>only mentioning stats
Skills and distance aptitude are kind of the real game changers
I've seen A+/S rank umas job to my Goldship with only 1100 speed 900 stam. Good legacy ults,medium S, and left handed can turn you into a monster.

Got Ogurin when rolling for Brian
Is she good?

>>536761375
I want to see their skills, speed & power

>>536761036
>>536761375
fuck sorry, I'm really out of practice with CM screenshots
>4>5>6>7

>rng decided to fuck with me
>ended up with tard wife
What now

>>536760984
This has to be a joke
I put exactly 0 thought into CM and just used random 600+ stam veterans and still managed to get 5 wins out of 45 matches

>late start
>barely makes it past the wall of shit
>fails to retake front

>keep pushing my luck with 15%+ fail training
>keep getting away with it
umamusume is highroll game

>>536761174
usually happens at hopeless stakes junior year when spark farming

>>536761610
Here, see my Oguri. I dunno what the fuck happened.
>>536761262

>Settle in to watch a debut race
>The words "late start" come out of my mouth before they start
>Late start

>>536761262
>730 stam
>1 gold recovery
bwo...

I want the club rewards. but I don't wanna deal with the hassle...

>>536761664
>he fell for the front meme

>>536761262
She's missing at least 100 stamina, , and has nothing to keep her ahead of the charging golshis, I'd expect a few wins here or there but not surprising she bricked

>>536761187
What about them?

>>536761304
Wait for Scorpio, bro. In six months, it'll separate the men from the boys.

>>536761737
whats the hassle...?

>>536761563
Thanks, so I guess 1100+ speed is still mandatory

>>536761732
I don't have super creek! And I need to rent kitasan!

What are the Uniques that are worth hunting and put on everyone for next CM?
Still Red Shift & Shooting for Victory, or there are stuff that somehow much better in Long?

>>536761110
>the beta pacer and surger lose to the chad closer
anons will have to understand that the longer the race, the more distance the end closer has to close and separate. the frontrunners and pacers have to be exceptional to beat an above average end and the late surger is just a bad end that's relying on a good "on your left" timing to compete.

>>536761820
My beloved.

>>536761262
>bunch of dogshit skills
>mediocre stats

Are all horses from Hokkaido and Kentucky?

>>536761914
creek and or tachyon uniques for more stamina I guess, but i don't know by the numbers

>>536761831
You know, the hassle...

>>536761262
>zero acceleration inherits
>that stam without maestro alongside Gourmand
Loses to literally everything with redshift that doesn't gas out. No corner accel is not enough and is ridiculously unreliable.

>>536761820
Sex.

>>536761664
>front daiwa
kek. do you retards even watch her races? you watch a single race of a front daiwa and you realize that it's terrible.

>>536761262
>700 stamina with a single gold recovery skill
>no Red Shift
Anon...
Also, straightaway adept is a waste of skill points. Never take it

>>536762027
I'm going to hassle you if you don't join an /uma/ club NOW

>>536761025
It's not like I'd be breeding the Ryan for just the next CM though.

If you use redditshit for the gemini cup you didn't really win it

secretly OP strats:
I don't level up my non-speed (hint) cards on purpose
so they have less special priority
so they roam more
which means I get more stats from them

>>536761827
What's so special about it tho?

what's ur excuse

Finally something good from these daily pulls

>>536762051
>>536762120
I don't have Maruzensky....

>>536762000
Sometimes they are from Ireland.

>>536761827
>soft AND rain
>another track with final corner before late-race
I regret ticketing for Taiki/Maru

>>536762194
>daily pulls
WHAT

full lazy experience

>>536762078
SHE
IS
NUMBER
ONE

Which Uma Musume has the most sex appeal out of all the Uma Musumetachi?

>>536761875
>>536762198
>No Kitasan
>No Super Creek
>No Maruzensky
What DO you have?

>>536761839
It's visible in my first screenshot but the difference in lengths to finish is also massive
5 lengths between the winner and rudolf, then from 4th below it's like 2-3 lengths each.
It's making me realise two things.
Shooting for Victory and Red Shift are still good and yes speed is still very important and stamina requirements are nowhere near as retarded as they're being made out to be.
I think you could probably just use a Goldship with 1200/1000 and 2 blue recoveries and be absolutely fine.

>>536761875
Anon, there aren't that many games where the ">account bricked" is anything else that a joke but...
>account bricked
Fucking reroll, it's been a bunch of weeks at best.
Even a single LB0 of either of those two will be a tremendous breath of fresh air.

>>536762271
paid ones probably

>>536756771
she is too lazy to confess so she keep yearning for you to recognize her love for you

>>536761331
Jesus Christ, the same halo just failed 2 2% trainings. Never had a horse try to brick herself this hard.

Which skills couple best with Symboli Rudolf in order to take advantage of her unique?

>>536762271
anon...

OI CYJEWS WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY DAILY PULLS

>>536762271
Yeah paid

>>536762353
>>536762326
I have LB1 Kitasan, but that's basically not having Kitasan at all, right?

Teaching her the proper way for a lady to sit

>>536761262
>No swinging maestro
>A rank distant aptitude
>Rudolph ult on pacechaser, instead or redshift or shooting for victory
>wit very unnecessarily high
>straightaway fag adept, aka worthless
>speed not even maxed
>fucking LONG STRAIGHTAWAYS, WHICH IS LITERALLY GUARANTIED NOT TO PROC AT ANY POINT SINCE THIS IS A MEDIUM RACE, NOT FUCKING LONG LIKE THE NAME SAYS
Nigger you did not build for meta whatsoever why are you blatantly lying?

>>536756908
Dream Journey is a one sided "yandere" while still in love the trainer also turn schizo for her too

>>536762410
straightaway spurt

>>536761831
becoming a love slave to danchou, of course...

>>536760984
>>536761875
>>536762198
>tremendous losing streak. Like a monumental, impossibly huge one
>no kitasan
>no creek
>no maru
>impossibly huge
It's a whale game and you're living in it

>>536762353
you can't get bricked in this game
you can always throw more money at it to un-brick

>>536762136
The pressure, it's too much... I'm quitting, boss...

Biggest slut for (You) uma?

>>536762469
It's not great, but if that mean you can get Maestro without losing Curvature then it's way better than not using Creek.

Is this any good?

remember everyone
protecting doto is our responsibility together

>>536762616
mine only asks for 1 penis check monthly, it's not even that bad

>>536762681
None of them, you fucking weirdo. They're your students/trainees

>>536762469
MLB Creek + Low LB Kitasan >>> MLB Kitasan without Creek

>>536762724
>Speed
glue

im green

>>536762469
That's still unlock her power bonus and basically it still mog 2lb of other speed cards.

>>536762724
>speed
Grim

>>536762769
the dreaded month-long penis check... what a cruel danchou...

THANK YOU CYGENEROUS!!!

>>536762724
depends on compatibility

>>536762724
>taiki parent
you better have raced a lot, no one wants that trash affinity without a good reason (her ult)
useable in your turf line tho

>>536762889
>>536762842
I knew it. RIP.

>>536760984
>golshit and oguri
imagine metacucking and still losing lol

>>536761914
>>536762005
unique recoveries are just 200-cost white recoveries aka terrible. the only units that want to inherit unique recoveries are those with their own unique that rely upon recovery skills proccing and want to adjust timing (christmas oguri being the example you'll see most in this context).

there isn't a best generic unique this time around. take a look at the track on the umalator/gametora and determine when and where the acceleration phase starts, go to gametora's skills page and filter for what you think is a relevant acceleration skill, pick those. you will have to use your brain one day.

WHAT IS IT WITH THIS FUCKING BITCH
20 careers now not once has she won hopeless NOT ONCE
HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU THIS BAD AAAAAAAAAA

>>536762724
That sprinter stakes and mile ch is pretty decent

>>536762875
what happened to 2nd guy bwo...

>>536762978
its hopeless

>>536762978
Those tits slow her down

>parent run
>with all the shitty cards to farm skills
>lose all 1st and 2nd year races

>>536762978
>he bought into the front meme

i love spe

>>536762978
should run pace if you arent

Hishi Amazon.

>>536762943
Taiki will be sough after for the following CM when it is miles.

>>536762736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c7sxmRpANI

>>536762875
he left

is ryan runnable for long cm with creek+scientist inherits or will meta nigs nig me

>>536761038
thought she was wearing the chris chan shirt in the thumbnail

How long do we have to view the CM finale once it’s available? 12 hrs or 24 hrs? I can’t check in game atm

>>536763075
white spark farming for cm2 is kinda pointless since so much of your sp budget is going to gold recoveries and training

Tragic

>>536763237
In 5 hours

>>536763303
white spark farming in general is pointless unless you're gunning for 1 specific skill

If Sodashi came to Umamusume what would she look like

>>536762875
>80m is the top of the club
grim.