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>Global Game News
Current Rate Up: Summer Maruzensky (Alt 3*), Summer Special Week (Alt 3*), Sweep Tosho (SSR), Winning Ticket (SSR)
10/14 - Summer Story event
10/21 - Meisho Doto (3*), Special Week (SSR), Tokai Teio (SSR)
10/26 - Half Anniversary Part 1
10/30 - Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)
10/30 - LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Tosen Jordan (Alt 3*)
10/7 - Legend Race vs NTR and Super Creek (Alt)
Early October - Tachyon's Factor Research
Late October - New training scenario
October: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m
November: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m
December: CM Mile (No debuffs) - Hanshin 1600m

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Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
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https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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DOTO SOON

donkeys

I love this fatty goofball

I hate this game so much

First for Scarlet

SPECIAL WEEK NEEDS TO DIE

>>543155016
Her fat ass didn't make it in time, huh.

Digitan LOVE

Me?
I'll run all debuffers
Aces?
They'll be my aces too
Late Symboli Rudolf
Late Grass Wonder
End Wedding Mayano
Life is a gamble and so I will gamble

for me, it's

She was green at 5 turns pre-debut. Why. Why do I do this to myself?
I'm going outside.

>Would let you hit right away if you begged
Kitasan Black
Maruzensky
Taiki Shuttle
Nice Nature
Matikanetannhauser
El Condor Pasa (forma de umamusume A)
Rice Shower (you think she's this but she's actually tier 3)

>Insists on a date and a movie first but weak to pressure
King Halo
Mayano Top Gun
Tokai Teio
Daiwa Scarlet
Narita Taishin
Mejiro Ryan
Meisho Doto

>Absolutely not without at least months of going steady
Symboli Rudolf
Tamamo Cross
Air Groove
Vodka
Silence Suzuka
Mejiro McQueen (she thinks she's this but actually she's in the first tier)
Mihono Bourbon (you think she's this but actually she just rapes you out of the blue)
Gold City

>leads you on and always flirts but will only let you hit on HER terms
Curren Chan
Seiun Sky (but easily made tier 2 by a proactive toreina)
T.M. Opera O (thinks she's this but is actually tier 1)
Biwa Hayahide (It's all calculated. Even if she's actually tier 5)
Fuji Kiseki

>easy to trick into sex
Haru Urara (rip)
Sakura Bakushin O
Machifuku
Twin Turbo

>rapes you out of nowhere one day
Gold Ship
Super Creek
Grass Wonder
Agnes Tachyon
Narita Brian
Satono Diamond (she's gentle, don't worry)

>umacel
Smart Falcon

>loves food too much to have sex
Oguri Cap
Spechud

>>543154967
I need to fuck the one on the right!

>>543155312
she's blueballed me til late senior year before, also got her to green pre-debut.

>>543155292
Even the npcs are cuter sexier and more charismatic than Tickezo

>>543155292
this game needs more choccy umas

>go into 3rd year with 750 Speed
>finish with 950
How is this even possible? I can understand Spe not showing up but neither Kitasan nor Sweep Tosho couldn't be assed to all year??

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt that can't fit into her bloomers
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen

>>543155359
riko, please escort this man outside the academy
he has lost his composure

turning this anal priestess into a wonderful wife

>>543155507
special priority is a made up stat, it isn't real.

>>543155354
>umacel
Just tell her she'll sparkle even brighter after a good fuck and she'll do it
>loves food too much to have sex
Dip your cock in nutella, and after they taste your cum tell them you'll stuff them like a thanksgiving turkey, and they'll be too dazed by the notion of turkey to say no
Come on torena-dono
It's almost like you're not even trying to fuck your umas

>>543154979
now replace it with the twin peaks theme

for pure stat stick who I should pick? I am training a front runner or I should pick my own FM lb1*?

>>543155507
Please insert more coins into the slot machine, sir.

>>543155561
It isn't THAT big.

uh, bwos?

>>543155661
RUDOLF STOP THE COUNT

Tazuna caught me having sex with director Akikawa >﹏<

>playing Uma Musume on the couch
>imouto curled up on the other side, also playing
>her favorite is Grass Wonder
>mention to her that he got really fat after retiring
>"horses can't get fat, dummy," her confidently wrong assertion
>snicker and say to google him in winter
>go to study
>15 seconds later hear "SO FAT OMG" echo throughout the house
Uma Musume brings so much joy, umadacchi

If the other Ikuno poster from last thread is around, fix her glasses bro. It's super easy, especially with pic related.

FUCK ME I POSTED IN THE WRONG THREAD >>543155702
Anyone?

>>543155852
first time?

>>543155661
Class 5 is fine too

>Mejiro Dober hates herself and all men
WTF, she's just like me. I'm pulling for her.

>bro if there is no rainbow just do a race
>the optional race

>>543155903
>you'll get fat too if you just lie on the couch everyday

>>543155852
victory club onee-san is dangerous...

>>543155903
CHESTNUT!

>>543155759
if those are your speed cards you are in for a rough time. Get Brian SSR leveled to 45 as soon as fucking possible, and replace Narita Taishin (FUCK THAT CARD) with Brian. Borrow Kita, and use Sweepy and Special Week to round out the deck.

>>543155815
The Japanese umas call her fat murican piggu behind her back, it's over

>>543156057
You can win

Imagine being alive in the 90s, like actually conscious. No smartphones, no internet.

Unfuckingreal

Well, fuck you too Oguri, I'm not training you anymore

>>543156126
I thought that but I decided against saying it, she makes really delicious food and I didn't want to jeopardize dinner.

>>543156057
Good luck on your Spring Triple Crown and Tenno Sweep

you guys need to relax, retention won't break 500k until mid December

>>543155815
I've seen the truth with my own eyes..
And gave it a nice sniff

>>543156242
Oh yeah?

>>543156158
This are my cards I just feel Spe-chan is not that useful for a front

>>543155759

Eishin. Monstrous mood effect, speed bonus, energy up events. Only "flaw" is late surger skill hints.

>>543156168
>no internet
Zoomers think pre 21st century is the Victorian era I swear

>>543156402
You're materially and spiritually closer to Victorian era in the 90s than today

Missed on medium S and groundwork but it is doable

Umas whose sweaty tights youd smell?

>>543156168
it was a very, very different time

>>543156168
I'm from 95 and I can hardly remember the times where I wasn't creating abstract art on MS Paint, printing gibberish and playing Roller Coaster Tycoon on the computer. It's kind of fucked tbdesu. Slaves to the machine...

This is going to be the run. I can feel it in my balls.

>>543156515
How many raced u did?

>>543156347
What is her problem? She needs a dookie?

>>543155920
Someone posted this a few days ago and it sounds sensible
>>542815605
Just have to adjust for the track because some uniques activate too early and they get wasted

>>543156323
>>543156162
that was close, but I guess maru just wins everything

>>543156168
just go outside???????????

>>543156515
post cards

>>543156515
lmao, not with that pow, you don't even have the tth cope

>>543156375
what's their lb status? Those look pretty good

https://x.com/_tapeanna/status/1979554906618147211
need to breed

holding spe's tail up high

>>543156703
King halo mlb, narita lb 2, kita lb2, mayano mlb, creek friend mlb

>>543156557
>creating abstract art on MS Paint,
kids have been doing this in much later years than '95
t. literal child ('02)

Hey, divegrass manager here. Reposting the team poll once again in case someone missed it. Be sure to put your votes in as I'll be closing it soon.
https://forms.gle/eamAYD6Wx3ZPsMTx5

>>543156628
>Just have to adjust for the track because some uniques activate too early and they get wasted
What's an example of this? Like if the corner is waaaaaaaaay before the last spurt?

>>543156825
Yes, but lately I feel like that's my first memory. What came before that is all fuzzy.

>>543156838
>givegrass manager here
post hand
post nationality

Err why are the /v/ threads always nuked?

>>543156515
this is a parent right?, wheres your redshift and angling?

tiny ass horse

>>543156825
>There are '02 other than me ITT

Is Dantsu really the uma for smell fags?

>>543156515
>sub 650 power
>all uphill track
I see someone hasn't learned their lesson from Gemini

you people are literally 12

>>543156814
shame about the specialty priority on the kita, but in late December you can mlb her. Other than that, hard to see how it could be improved very much.

>>543156838
What is this collection of brain rot memes? Mega cringe. Almost every entry is some retarded death forced-meme. This sucks. You sucks.

>>543156970
nigger jannies only let their pet generals persist, many of which are grandfathered or forced in as "board culture". You can't even talk about a specific facet or piece of news on the game because they take it as a general, yet many other /vg/ denizens get threads there all the time. Extremely curious, because they are biased as hell.

>>543156471
The latest decade you can make this statement with any semblance of validity would be the 1950s.

How and when do I watch the Shuka Sho from the US tomorrow (today in Japan?)? Yes, I'm new to irl horse racing and yes it's solely because umamusume that I'm into it now

>>543157193
and you're 8

>>543157149
No, that would be Fuji

>>543157074
I'm here too

>>543156970
jannies have something against uma, using the excuse that generals belong here
dall-e threads made by jeets and hoyoshart threads are just fine, or 10 threads about whatever fotm like pokemon za right now are okay

it's finally over

>>543157240
Watch out for a stream link.
There's an anon who always streams the big races.

wife groove

>>543156970
No idea. Stopped posting there because of that.

>>543156573
>not a single white or pink triggered
well the run isn't over just yet but not looking too hot

more like cyka sho

>>543156902
Yeah, that's why Shooting for Victory was bad in CM3

>>543156957
And why would you need those, pray tell?

So is witGOD a fraud or not?

>>543157667
The second from the left on the bottom looks homeless.

>>543157624
Okay thanks, just making sure
It's crazy how on 2200m Hanshin the final corner transitions RIGHT into the last spurt, it all makes sense now...

>>543156593
Pic. Lost Arima Kinen and Derby.
>>543156650
Pic.
>>543156697
>>543157186
Unlucky with training/race rewards RNG
>>543157030
Missed groundwork so I skipped it and turned into parent out of cope

>>543157667
I wonder if they annouce her on day two

just type keiba live on youtube
there are always a group of SEA hosts who do the livestream

Today was a disaster, but tomorrow I'll finally make decent parents and at least one decent ace.

here you go

>>543157725
the SEAtubers that are trying to discredit him are much bigger frauds than he is.

So who is the cheapest and easy ACE to buld for next CM?

>>543157880
>has the worst fan base possible, worse than reddit goldshit
at least this piece of art is cute, th othe vp8 part is cringe

>>543157864
Surely all tomorrow...!

I feel blessed today

>>543157989
>has the worst fan base possible
No, that'd be (You)r favorite uma

But what if you are born a man to a Uma mother. Imagine being human while your mother and sisters are Umas.

>>543157989
it's such a pain in the butt to get videos to work here QwQ

Thank you for recommending the Aoi card. I posted a Ryan who was my second A recently and have found more success despite simply just trying to make better parents.

>QwQ
Don't start

>>543157763
that brian card looks better stat-wise than spechud's if you don't need gourmand

>>543158093
I wouldn't mind training my own sister.
Making her fall in love with me.
Seeing her naked in the hot springs...

>>543156168
old internet was goated. our memes were dogshit, but message boards formed actual communities. this is a little later, but some of my fondest childhood memories are from playing warcraft 3 custom games with people i knew from a message board.

>>543157763
SMaru's unique is bad because its not acceleration, so even as a cope parent you are getting extra fucked on the low affinity

>>543158093
what a wonderful world

>>543158263
Imagine your little sister is Rice Shower.

do it for her

>>543158093
I would fuck my mom while dad was at work

I've done 84 CM4 lobbies so far. And saw only ONE front runner win. It wasn't even a Maru, it was Seiun...

>>543158093
You could become a god tier trainer. You'd know the in and outs of tradwrangling umas by the time you enroll as a trainer.

What would be a fitting outfit for trainer to wear whilst out with someone like McQueen in her casual outfit? Or anyone else for that matter who dress similarly (Cafe)
Like for Opera it would be easy because you can match her with a suit of your own
But it can get a little confusing if they're bordering on between fully casual and proper
Any thoughts?

>>543158376
I need the full animations for her win poses, now

>>543158376
do what? wait 4 years?

>>543158362
lewd

>>543158653
cutest artist!

>>543158642
>When she's found out by her trainer during one of her exhibitionist sessions.

>>543158376
Is Dantsu a transliteration of Dance or is Dantsu just something else entirely

>>543158468
so how many debuffers on average were on each team? I've seen a shocking amount of wedding mayo

>>543158642
>Hawaii shirt
>shorts
>sun glasses
>sun hat
Its the perfect fit for any trainer in any situation.

/Uma/ Club danchou answering questions from last few threads
>is that a bot
no that guy loves the game, is always in club chat, and has to stop himself from playing more because he wants to make the doxogenesis line straight for fun.
>do you guys recruit from. . .
no, only /here/, forever and always
>are you guys moving to S+ minimums
no, top 100 only or majority average, S+ is just a bonus if we get it
>is my spot still reserved
yes
>will you have openings next month
3 or 4 - one from a player that has stopped logging in and 2 more going on vacation for Novemeber
>Discord
no
>how do you guys get so many fans
based anons unlocking the secrets in club chat every day. 1 mil in 25 minutes means it’s a lot less time than you think, being surrounded by others doing the same is encouraging, no carry’s efforts are wasted
>are you having fun
we do lots of quirky club races and everyone is friendly and communicative (yes)
Goodbye!

>>543158678
There's no need for that, global will EoS before she's even out

>>543158376
What is "it"

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>543158642
Flame pants with anime t-shirt and flipflops with socks. Don't forget the plastic glasses and long hair.

How often does you're Danchou is get meltie in club chat?

>>543158912
Trust me I LOVE this fit but I want to match with Mackie!!

>>543159039
cool, never would have guessed that

>>543158957
Are you gay?

>>543159210
My danchou talks like once every week.

>>543155292
Noooo
Why didnt japan nametheir aces things like choco chip or vanilla ice or other pastry and sweet names.

I fucking hate Teio.

>>543159219
Well if want a serious answer, jeans or a beige pair of pants with a polo shirt

I'm the only one who won cancer cup in my club. Start to have some thoughts about desertion next month.

>>543159124
Cute and mildly eroi

>>543159435
ToT

>>543157208
Ahhh yes, let me add some of the finest global memes instead. Let's see what you guys have... Tsundere Mommy Wife Agnes, god knows which one, a good old "Mambo" and uhhh, whatever this >>543159105 is.

>>543159039
To elaborate on this, that also means there are more than one Dantsu. Dantsu Seattle won the '95 Takarazuka Kinen, for example. Yes, the same race where Rice Shower got seriously injured and was euthanized.

>>543159124
The V poses are my favorite

>>543159592
I like the opera bird

Bleh, I'm pretty sure even with those greens, she'd still kind of die on this track with no debuffers. Creek never wanted to hang around stamina for this run, sacked this run a fair amount. Probably be fun against round 1 timmies, at least.

>>543159730
nta but we have that as the ball now iirc

>>543159592
Use the name of the horses.

>>543158851
Need Dantsu paizuri

>>543159993
Thats neat. The only other maymay that comes to mind would be a sad E-rank Mcqueen called "Hopless Stakes"

finally, I can start working on my ace

Thoughts on double Pal?

I'm low on weed, /uma/. I have for today and tomorrow. I'll be cleaning my grinder soon.

>>543159592
That's Freaky Satono Diamond to you

>>543159934
nice mile uma

>>543160147
>no relevant greens
>not even on grandparents

>>543160234
You shouldnt do that whale-sama.

>>543160147
>Late Surger + Groundwork
>Only 2+1* URA
>5* Speed blue
Bwo...

>>543160234
Garbage deluxe, DO NOT RUN (tried once)
But if you have TP to spend then sure why not try it out

He's just like me...

>>543160304
Thanks, wish I got her in Cancer just in time.

>>543160402
I don't get the joke

>>543160234
This would go hard with cards with very high prio and friendship bonus

>>543160317
But these are 2/3 of the only maxed SSRs I have, oink.
>>543160321
Well TP isn't an issue. I've tried it once before and funnily the auto-selection chose that Uma for CM3 and she won me the Group B finals, not that that means much...

>>543147373
>Anything is better than a dupe so all ends well and villain has arrived
Correcto! Also raisu is cute and she calls me onii-sama onsen ticket soon

>>543159254
>Evil Haru

>>543160402
Is that Baine wearing a Batman mask simping for Doto?

>>543160313
>no relevant greens
bro your red shift?

>>543160319
this is a 6* mythic pull for me, who had to make due with 2* speed + 1* late surger + 1-2 irrelevant greys + irrelevant greens parents for previous CMs

>>543160573
artist posted batman art and nobody cared but then he added doto in it and got a gorillion likes

>>543159730
Don't know much about her myself, but at least it's a decent, original meme, which is why it's already on the team. Same for the Gaslight Dancer.
>>543160029
What, just their names and not the memes? /pg/ tried this once and it was lame, so no. And besides, their names usually are the base for a joke, just look at Cuckxina, Donna, Janny or others.

>>543159592
Blockushin is also a global exclusive

>>543160752
>bro your red shift?
... anon...
... oh, anon...
bwo, i...
oh, no no no anon, no no no...

>>543160603
I'll take a look at what's available to me and make a deck with that after this run.

This is it, this is the Curren Chan I'm running for Leo
She shut down her medium journey instantaneously with a hot springs trip and 3* power spark and 2* groundwork. She says this is enough

>>543160784
a prime example as to why a lot of modern day "artists" tend to just draw whatever the fuck is big and well liked AT THE MOMENT, then switch what they draw the moment the wind changes

>>543160889
currensister...

>>543160670
New Batman is shredded as fuck

>>543160234
race like a retard and recover with pals

>>543158093
To be one of Vodka's little brothers and harass her butt when she comes back home...

>>543161006
wtf grimdark Batman?

>>543159592
The Dia + kitasan one is a chinese meme to be fair, it's straight from bilibili

Only Triple Crown Champions Can Post Past This

>>543156838
Straight Up Retard makes me laugh

>>543160868
>>543161065
stupid

that victory pose from Scarlet implies her trainer is a shota

>>543160829
haha tm opera ball

>>543160752
>this is a 6* mythic pull for me, who had to make due with 2* speed + 1* late surger + 1-2 irrelevant greys + irrelevant greens parents for previous CMs
...Well? Did you plat?

>>543161135
hmmmm... nyo

>>543159124
>so indebted to her Trainer for training her she cries after a major win
That's it, wife her up

>>543159473
Sounds about right, only thing I'd do different is long sleeve since that is like 2 points more proper
God I hate how limited our clothing options are, but I suppose you have accessories to help carry that
Well I'm already set then, just wanted to hear a different opinion to make sure I'm not totally in the dark, thanks

>>543161096
>The series stars a 24-year-old blue-collar civil engineer named Bruce Wayne, who operates at night to fight crime as the vigilante Batman with his own self-designed equipment and armor. While doing so, he is stalked by an MI6 agent, Alfred Pennyworth
Sounds fun, but I aint a comic fag

>>543161002
Her parents refuse to give her more than 1 medium spark on career inspirations, ever
I think this was probably my 9th or 10th run

>>543158093
My sister and cousins made me dance to Britney Spears music when I was a squirt.
Imagine the shit umas could make you do.

>>543160624
the serious face really compliments the movements

>3 runs of S. Maru without groundwork/no greens
>Flashbacks of grinding Falcon to only get gold
Screw this, I'm just doing pace chasers forever

I like the opera bird because it reminds me of the "got any grapes?" duck

You like boys dont you?

>>543161230
only twice, unfortunately. Cancer was pretty close too, but I had some abysmally dogshit luck

>>543161132
I know, I just don't understand why it got so popular.

>>543160868
>>543161065
Number 1 honsewife

>>543161392
Who stole her shorts?

>>543160895
They're just trying to pay the bills bwo
capeshit money >>> anime money >>>>>>> furry money

>>543161460
Dumb things are entertaining, or something like that

>>543161489
Think you got it the wrong way round

>>543161392
I love Opera

she did not LMAO

I wonder how T.M Opera O fits the hormonal changes of her developing teenage body into her ebin centurial overlord conquest story

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!

https://files.catbox.moe/vralry.mp3

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>>543161640
So you ran her in the past CMs, right?

>>543161620
yeah

>>543161006
uhhhh
is that an axe?

>>543160868
>>543161065
>>543161464
My cow wife!
>>543161703
yea

>>543161685
I don't play competitive

Summermarufags, it's not too late to spark SPECIAL WEEK

>>543161789
>I love TM Opera O
>I hate competition

>>543161685
I would have...

IF I HAD ONE

post something fearsome

do they ever make iron will less shit

>>543161392
Only if they use "ore". Because Opera uses "boku" instead, I don't like her.

>>543161883
yes anon, I'm not a meta slave

>>543161672
I would hate it too if I tried to eat a sandwich and a ghost bit into it first

>>543161883
Well, T.M Opera O dominated until he faced actual good horses. So it makes sense in a way

This is a NTR general

>>543161953
>i have to use meta to compete
you're just a little faggot lol

>>543161829
I'm going to pull for New Year's Maru anyways

Pokke is a boy

I'm done bwos

>>543159124
Why she crying tho

>>543162087
Imagine playing tic-tac-toe on her forehead with another uma

Juice that makes you classy

>>543161918
Me getting ready to molest Gentildonna's boobs when she's sleeping

>>543162176
Where's your redshift and pumping for iron????

>>543162094
No, I just don't need the competitive to enjoy the game unlike you clearly

Gib tard cat now!
https://youtu.be/s-Yiq4K21IE

Do(n')t (r)o(ll)

Is there a setting to set the log to summarize and only show the stat changes without all the dialouge?

Rape Tachyon Posters

>>543162304
>n'rll
?

>>543162276
>esl AND a retard unable to compete with his favourite horse
how embarrassing, operakeks aren't sending their best

>>543162254
You wouldn't.

>>543162251
I kinda wish Gold City's hair was more vividly blonde. It just looks kinda desaturated in-game.

>>543162271
I sure hope no one is falling for the pump some iron scam

https://youtu.be/eVMJIKj3QRM

The gap between Tact being an absolute cinnamon roll, yet someone the game is making out to be perfectly capable of vid rel...
it's so good

>>543162437
nyo

Can you stop posting arousing Umas, I'm not trying to masturbate this weekend

>>543162251
Hishi Akebono says trans rights are uma rights.

awooooooooooo

I like this bikini better than the one in the event.

>mother as an Uma who takes care of you
>older sister as an Uma who dotes on you
>twin as an Uma who teases you
>younger sister Uma who clings on you
>distance relative and cousins Uma who you occasionally meet
>childhood Uma who always has a crush on you
>Senpai Uma who bully and harass you
>classmate Uma who obliterates the childhood frend Uma
>kohuhai Uma who replies on you
>student council Uma who keeps on getting in the way of human and uma relationships in the name of public moral in a learning environment
>coworker uma who you dont talk to despite working in the same building and occasionally can be found in the back of the building smoking during breaks
>boss uma who leans over your shoulder to micromange and scould you for being too slow
Uma world is terrifying...

>>543162251
Meanwhile, from the other side of the street.

>>543162429
STOP

>>543162828
Cute fox

I am trying to masturbate this weekend, can you start posting arousing Umas

>>543162556
I love Tact the Bear Slayer!

>>543162912
>look at those city slicker with their fancy clothes and gay juice

>>543163112
Tekken 9 but uma dlc patch

>>543163075
Sure

>>543163271
Why is she screaming at Gold City?

Sprint S or Turf S for team trials?

>>543163210
Hey, Ai, can you call your mom? I need to "discuss" something with her in private.

HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEN MY TRAINEE SHE'S BEEN GONE EVER SINCE OUR LAST TRAINING SESSION 3 DAYS AGO I DON'T WHAT TO DO
oh someone rang the door...hello how can I he

>>543163562
Short races = turf S > distance S
Long races = distance S > turf S

>>543155359
But that's illegal!

>>543160234
Not that bad, but certainly not great. Well was just 1 run so I'll do some more and see how it goes. Feel like this run was on the more unlucky side. Neither Pal showed up a whole lot to big gatherings, essentially barely saving me any energy whatsoever with their cost reduction effect.

>>543157936
>mile
>cheap and easy
uh oh
Ass Wonder and Vodka I guess

>>543163657
Rudolf would do this

>10% spd and 20% pow
>can run mile, med and long
>one chance (on med)
>spurt
>slipstream
>gold recovery
>gold speed debuff
will the age of end closers be over by the time sweep arrives?

>>543162254
god shut the fuck up you disgusting /a/ sharty

>>543163819
The age of end closers is only just beginning!

>>543162893
Imagine the Umacest...

>>543163075
uuuu

Hey, anons, your Uber Eats has arrived!

>>543158962
at some point when all other servers catch up to JP cygames will merge all the servers into one big one

Started watching S2 of cingray, just having one of your Umas win a graded race as a rookie trainer is prodigy levels?
I guess that makes your self insert an Uma god.

>>543163657
>blood
o-oh shes not kidding...

>>543163819
It only just begun

>>543163657
What did she do during those 3 days?

>>543164054
Yeah, it's based on real life where most horses wash out hard in graded races

The Uma Who Sold The World

>>543164263
Trying to hold herself back from seeing (You)

>>543163787
>mile
medium

>>543164359
Oh no...

>>543164014
Great. I will be keeping this cow in my house for a little while.

>>543164382
You mean for Leo? Just make a golshi

uoh ogurin big tummy and belly! erotic!

>>543163676
>Short races = turf S > distance S
Yeah fucking right, how come my shit jobs 10x harder when I have turf S over mile S in 1600m?

>>543164057
sex with bro
>>543164226
helion and palmer
>>543164358
hugging this stinky btich

>>543163993
Scarlet what are you doing?

>>543164493
arent you the tachyon poster who posted about jerking off to irl horses?

チョベリグ

>>543163993
Wrong pic grass-chan

>>543164028
DANTSU FLAME I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!

>>543164054
Jungle Pocket won 4 graded races in total and she's the movie's MC

>>543163657
Nobody told the fucking new guy about 'that' time of year?

>>543164358
That is not the Phantom Triple Crown
>>543164670
Yes, I am also the Tachy poster that married her, also the one with the triple platinum crown, and also the one that gaslighted you about nimble navigator

>>543164054
It's like winning an olympic medal, anon.

>>543164054
winning their debut race is already top tier training

>>543164803
>>543164358
WHICH CAME AS SOME SURPRISE

>>543163993
IS THAT A

>mile
i'm done nigga, this will do

>>543164054
It's the same principle as real life
a horse that won a graded race is basically a part of the top 1% of all race horses, so a trainer that is young and already managed to win with their trainee is a prodigy

>>543163993
>AI slopa
Daiwa's thumb....

>>543163112
It's kinda rare to find a feminine beauty that still holds ridiculous strength. Gentildonna and Ryan feels masculine despite their overwhelming strength. But Tact? Perfect blend.

speed
power
stamina

I've been trying to make parents these few days
I followed the advice of rotating 3 umas and I think it's decently put together.... no one uma has all the sparks I want... but results are starting to come in, do I continue until they do?

What now, really? Is it possible tosomehow consolidate all these sparks on one uma and then farm for blue+pinks while using a guest parent?
I've never made parents before, not sure how to proceed here. I'm mainly focus on the greens for leo, with optional mediums or race sparks

>>543165030
>2018 image
>AI sloppa
Retardbwo...

>>543163087
Top Road really built like that?

>>543163112
What's the context of Tact and the bear?

>>543165245
I know enough Japanese to know she said something about a toilet.

>>543165242
Anon, her thumb is backwards...

>>543164998
>no greens
anon... don't do it...

>>543164853
I mean that's a bit of an exaggeration, graded races aren't only held every 4 years and don't allow only the best handful of people in an entire country to participate

>>543165469
Anything pre-2021 can't be AI, shrimple as

>>543165469
Anon, QUALITY drawings existed before AI.....

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>543165595
Bad ending...

I fucking hate this game

>>543165586
I like her funny voice.

>>543165239
>Is it possible tosomehow consolidate all these sparks on one uma and then farm for blue+pinks while using a guest parent?
you just choose the two best parents that will make good grandparents, then use both of those on a parent until you get a good parent with two good grandparents
then you can do the same thing on another uma to have two good parents both with two good grandparents
the difficult part is deciding which two of your many possible parents are best since you can only inherit two parents at a time
if you're stuck between two parents then consider their grandparents; even if they won't be used as a legacy for your ace the white sparks on those grandparents will boost the odds of your new parent inheriting those skill sparks

>>543165586
You got the original mp4 with sound?

>>543165595
Drainaaaa.. KuUuYaShIiIiIiIiI

>>543165820
Anon, it already has sounds...

>>543165685
For me it's knowing how much QoL and content the game gets but stuck playing years in the past

STOP THE COUNT

>>543165820
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPLmnzfkkad/
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/glAJzEtRCms

>>543165540
>>543165542
Fine, I concede. Fix'd it

Are there any other clever uniques like this one that correlates to the character?

>>543165487
its fine, the rest of the legacy has right handed, queen elizabeth cup, lone wolf, on top of playtime is over and groundwork
and i will be borrowing a seiun sky with groundwork and tons of greens too
i'm just so tired of trying to make this El

>haven't been playing the last couple days
>remember that clubs are a thing (!)
>remember that it's past the 15th (!!!)
>get saved because Danchou couldn't play the last 2 days (I had no idea about this)
Thank you Shiraoki-sama

Uhhhh guys?
I think I'm falling in love with a retard...

What are the must win G1 races that every uma should win?

Wait why does the font look like this now

>>543165897
Anon, I want to download it to have it offline... I don't want to merge the files myself...

>>543166019
The reel is squashed and the tube link isn't translated... I guess I'll just die...

>>543166020
>>543163993
THERES TWO OF THEM NOW IN THIS THREAD

>>543166251
The ones from their career?

>>543166202
shes not dumb, she is quite a genius

>>543166014
>already going past 500k

>>543160234
Round 2. Using cards with the highest special prio that are available to me and of different specialty to guarantee (hopefully) cost reduction no matter where they land.

>>543166313
Pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero

Bro...

2 cards in speed with 20% failure rate

Succeeds

4 cards in speed with fucking 5% failure rate
>get well soon!

Yeah, fuck you too game.

>>543164993
I THOUGHT YOU DIED ALONE

>>543166352
I was talking about sparks, funny guy.

>>543166020
>Fix'd
>It's just cropped

>>543166276
I fixed the squished dimensions of the translation for the soundpost myself
https://files.catbox.moe/s45lkf.mp4

>Can't find any good Power parents because globalbabs got gaslighted into thinking stamina sparks are better
ったく, I will have to make my own then

>>543166313
It was nice knowing ya anon

>>543165685
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING AGAIN

>>543166014
holy shit

>>543166579
But it did fix it...

>>543166579
Sometimes the most simple solution just happens to be the best

>>543154829 (OP)
why did they make getting the pick ticket so hard? I have no idea how to get that beeline skill and like 2 others

S. Spe has been winning more than S. Maru in CM4 lobbies

>>543166630
kansha desu

>senior year summer camp
>creek still hasn't started her events
where is she what the fuck

All the umas shaking their tummy during concerts. Makes a man wild sometimes.

>>543166736
you can get beeline from the director event top option

>>543166014
AAAIIIEEEEE

>>543166251
If your uma can run it and you have nothing else to do, there's no reason to not go for the Triple Crowns (Classic, Spring, Autumn)

>>543166471
>>543166202
I can fix her

DANCHOU, KICK HIM, HE'S DOING IT AGAIN

>>543165274
The gist of it is that bear sightings are common around the farm where the IRL Daring Tact lives. And, not Daring Tact but a different horse, was one of the only horses that was brave enough to be outside at night despite that.
Someone that knows this better please correct me on this.

Im getting demoted :(

>>543166654
Just having a good time bwo

>>543166996
What site was that?

>>543166791
Vodka's heirs has always been shitty so I was kinda expecting this. Vodka herself was amazing though.

>>543166969
what is there to fix?

Koreans said to skip Riko

>>543167037
Anon, it's Saturday. Your demotion is in 2 days!

just highroll lol

I think you should eat your meds.

>>543166969
Can't beat the Sakuras

What is you're favorite thing about you're Danchou?
What is your least favourite thing about your Danchou

>>543166812
Is it time for the memes?

>>543167283
>What is you're favorite thing about you're Danchou?
ihai

>What is your least favourite thing about your Danchou
zenbu

>>543167283
I'll probably switch clubs when the month changes

will they nerf maru's unique in the future?
i think 5th place is not "towards the front"

>never hit stat requirements(personal)
>always not enough for skills
>never blessed in rolls
>still not a single 3* spark besides speed
>never good white sparks
>maruzensky
It's not looking good for me brothers

>>543167328
this bokumanko deserves some love

>>543167328
Wait a minute

>>543167328
i love bokuoppai

>>543162391
*cums in your mouth*

>>543167283
he's chill
he's too chill (kick those niggas already)

Who was in the wrong here?

>skin outbreak after two races in a row
This was not part of the deal.

>>543167251
But anon, they are great friends.
https://youtu.be/uT1Cxyl3rr8

umapyoi

>>543167283
his onlyfans
the price of his onlyfans

>>543167692
look at how happy he is

>>543166791
>Still I Rise
>gets absolutely floored in her debut
>but still she rises
I hope she makes a comeback, it'd be kino.

>>543167283
>>543167675

>>543167726
Did you race with 0 energy?

>>543167283
He's a cool guy
Despite being his top earner, he refuses to acknowledge me. He doesn't even give me shoes

>>543167029
hmmm not sure, I thought I read that Tact was the one who chased a black bear out of her stable

mambocho onegai it must be done

>Spent 12 ten pulls for Sweep Tosho's card and she insist of not coming
At this point I don't know if I should keep throwing carats to her with real money to at least archieve pity or just leave it...
I want to get Akebono, Digital and rudolf too...

i bet 200$ on still i rise...

I've been playing this game for 2 months now and just realized signature skills can actually be inherited and used by other umas.
>how?
I just thought the spark you get at the end of career was just like a title or trophy...

Stop gooning
Post something cute instead

>>543168064
>I just thought the spark you get at the end of career was just like a title or trophy...
jesus christ anon

>>543166885
>>543167083
>>543167829
DANTSU PAIZURI

>>543168000
pretty sure he's sleeping rn
try tomorrow

>>543168002
the card gacha sucks giant taint and shouldn't even be considered unless you really are OK with a bad 0LB card or have at least 400 rolls locked and loaded. 0LB SSRs tend to be trash so the former is really not a good thing to try for. It's pure whale territory and people who haven't pulled on it since kita rerolls are really gonna get soured when they expect something nice from the slot machine that is stacked against you that is the card gacha. Sorry you had this experience but you might just want to pull out and learn from the experience.

>>543168231
It's not even midnight on a Saturday why would he be sleeping

>>543165673
>lose the derby
>but get my honest late racist ace
the law of equivalent exchange is real

>>543156242
hopeless stakes has bitten me so many times I just don't race it unless it's a career requirement

Why are euro hours the absolute worst here? Not even seanigs are like this

>>543168379
It's midnight somewhere anon

WERE GONNA MAKE IT

>>543167829
>please, count on me
that middle word took me a second

>>543168336
>the card gacha sucks giant taint and shouldn't even be considered unless you really are OK with a bad 0LB card
nta but I'm planning on sparking Kita rerun and all I'm asking is a single one before pity so I can at least get 3lb with the two uncap stones...

>>543166791
yuri lost

>>543168379
you'll understand when you become a 30 year old unc

>>543168146
MISS DIRECTOR GET DOWN

>>543168491
it says gaze on me bro, it's the song

>>543168446
You're making factually incorrect statements on purpose.

>>543168336
NTA but I'm a newfag and my cards are all dookie, should I just pull now and hope to get something decent if I don't have any wanted umas coming soon? Or is it still worth it to hold for a "good" banner even if I most likely won't get them

>>543168403
>late surger with less than 1000 stam
>no red shift
nice "ace" bwo

>>543168130
i have my own definition of cute

>>543168446
It's night-time in europe? Eurohours have been over for hours now mate.

FAT BREEDING MARE

>>543159592
>let me add some of the finest global memes instead
I ate them

Hishiama sexo

>>543168484
S-same...

>>543168293
But Chiyono isn't a nige...? (TL Note: nige means front runner)

why do none of the umas acknowledge the automatic domain expansion in the infirmary room? Are they stupid?

>>543168446
Because it's when I'm posting.

>>543168440
Kinda funny how we can't relate to these ear-cleaning pics since japs have the hard earwax gene and westerners have the soft one

>>543168774
she has the pass

It appears to be that I haven't been vacation'd by Dotou yet. Time to post some rare shit.

>>543168446
It's amerifat hours you absolute dumbo.

>>543168676
the current cards aren't very good, if you are not pure f2p I recommend pulling some on Riko/Rice (but you have to endure another 3 weeks for that). That is a controversial opinion here though, other big upcoming banners are wit neicha in two weeks (late surger training though), or kitasan rerun in like 2 months which for a newfag is still a must pull.

>>543168827
but you can listen to those asmrs about ear cleaning and licking

>>543168882
based based based

>

>inverted
tasteful and based

>>543168941
cute retard

I’m going to make a Hishiama ace for CM4 because she is my beautiful wife.

>>543168446
Euros are asleep, Anon. It's US hours with seanigger hours coming up.

>>543168678
nta but late surger has the best stamina conversion rate, so your first meme arrow is very confusing to me.

>>543166412
I want to see what this makes

This would be a very weird karaoke experience

>Get Night Owl
>Instant Night Owl Proc
>Night Owl Proc the next turn
>Night Owl Proc the next turn
>Night Owl Proc the next turn
Okay this is some fucking bullshit man. There really should be some kind of limiter on this thing, something like not proccing literally the turn of, not multiple times in a row, or at least not more than twice in a row ideally Night Owl shouldn't even fucking exist because punishing you for hitting rest might be the most fundamentally retarded mechanic in the game.

>>543169092
Late Surgers will get hit by all gold debuffs

>>543168774
She has the pass

>>543168927
>kitasan in two 2 months
>but want Manhattan Cafe
>and xmas Oguri
I guess I can just keep borrowing my friend's MLB black hahaha....

>>543169150
Tachyon goes hard on the mic

>med S
>600 speed at classic year end
WAKE ME UP

>>543168882
>flat AND inverted

ZAH DAHHBY

>>543165239
you have to loop them until you are happy or care to stop. the flow chart is as in the slave guide

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Jjs91NeghyyjU3zTOQVCoirgOMBsCCKnH9RRB7u-wOc/edit?tab=t.bdzdrqctyeyd

and summarized in the advanced section
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNrEIuwOde4

Usually if you don't plan to make both yourself atm you try to make a general parent for the skills you want and good blues then try to borrow a parent for the distance sparks and blues

CM4
59623616
Come club my seals

>>543169187
I feel you. At the very least there should be some cooldown for it.

>>543169150
Sumire Uesaka hard carries a lot of songs, so I doubt it

>>543169349
I can already do that where I live, no need

I want more uma gifs post you're favorite.

>>543169187
maybe some would think it's too casual but I'd rather the game just have more high gain events and no negative events so at least a poor run is uneventful and doesn't feel so bitter

yeah, that's a nigger

>>543166014
Made me look