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>Global Game News
Current Rate Up: Meisho Doto (3*), Summer Maruzensky (Alt 3*), Summer Special Week (Alt 3*), Special Week (SSR), Tokai Teio (SSR), Sweep Tosho (SSR), Winning Ticket (SSR)
10/14 - Summer Story event
10/26 - Half Anniversary Part 1
10/30 - Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)
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>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Dantsu Flame (3*), Jungle Pocket (3* Rerun)
>New Uma: Red Desire (VA: Sekine Hitomi)

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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Since Riko banner gives 100 free pulls, you just need 15000 carats for a spark, right?

>>544049595
If it's not split with the NN banner.

>>544049595
thats correct, just make sure you save your first 1500 pull for when the banner actually drops at 10pm utc

>>544049692
Says November 6, honse timeline is Nov 7. Surely, they won't fuck us over by actually splitting it with the NN banner...
>>544049705
Thanks for the tip.

Digitan LOVE

....

Good morning anons!
Come test your CM 4 umas.

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>>544049841
Japan got six single rolls on NN and four on Riko. But they've clearly already made changes, so who knows.

GOLDEN GENERATION

The bottle says Cafe Latte because our daughter is too young for straight black coffee.

>just 15000 carats for a spark on the Riko banner
Nice try cygames but I shan't brick my account

>>544050049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cplq3GcXPrI

I'm free

>>544050504
Fuck how much time do I have left

I'll just not roll cards for a year and see what happens

>>544050381
more like OLDEN GENERATION
bunch of grannies I'd like to fuck

Is it true that Gold Ship never actually tried for an entire race? That even he won he was usually lazy at the start?

>>544050718
DID YOU KNOW IN UMAMUSUME

I feel like Leo cup is basically just another Oguri Cup

Okay what sloptuber shilled front tachyon

CM Test 68463361

>>544050579
Two days... thank God, since I still haven't read the story.

>not a single rainbow during classic summer
It's definitely glue, isn't it?

>>544050689
They're literally all dead and male so...

>>544051118
what about 2019-2024?

Stamina rainbows doko?

>front runner frequency fell off a cliff
>stayed strong with double front
>winning every room now
rofl

>>544051217
did he fucking stutter?

>>544051195
I just gave up pre-debut because nobody was on speed or stamina. Learn to give up early, it'll save your sanity.

>>544050935
>6 fronts in a room
And some anon last thread was complaining about all the fronts having disappeared

>whiff on medium S during first inheritance event
>menu
>give up
it's really that shrimple.

>>544051391
Danchou! DANCHOU! There he is!

Does Doto’s campaign debuff make her worse in races or is it just the energy reduction after races?
My Doto keeps placing 8th in the early races with (what I think) are really good stats…

>>544051504
Anonchama...

where's the widescreen option

Bwo your (Distance S/Surface S/Style S/Skill)...

>>544051504
bwo?

>>544051504
the salt-levels are palpable, anon.

>>544051554
Forgot, sorry.

>>544051525
I have almost twice the fans of my worthless danchode.

>>544051504
Wow you guys got shit on

>>544051504
>someone sweeps the podium
>dox him

>>544051556
>9999 power
does she just instantly reach top speed?

>>544051231
we don't talk about the umavid pandemic and how Tachyon starved to death before she found the cure

I think it might finally be time to demote to class 5...

>>544051523
>don't get charming pre-debut
>give up
it's that simple

>>544051504
Why are you acting like a woman
It's only a race

>>544051770
Her last words were horse paste, we still don't know what the poor uma could have meant.

Am I not supposed to spend any skill points until the first inspiration event?

>>544051619
>>544051686
>>544051717
>>544051719
>>544052000
I didn't even notice. Here, I didn't mean too. Sorry.

I'm thinking of just not using an evil nature or reusing my mediocre one from cm1 because I don't even have an ace yet

>start
>first rest night owl
>mood down
>night owl proc
>lost hopeful
>mood normal again
>slacker
let me make it to classics summer holy fuck

I FUCKING HATE A+ NIGGERS THEY SHOULD HAVE THEIR OWN BRACKET

>>544052040
Ideally you don't spend any until the end, but at least wait until inspiration yeah.

>>544052081
You could just delete + reup the image dumdum

I just realized that all the gold debuff skills we have now are all from potential levels. Gold debuff skill from SSR cards when?

>>544052226
so true

>>544052226
Just wait until the new scenario and we can easily make S ranks.

>>544052248
It's on the archive forever you know, Mike.

>>544052238
>don't spend any until the end
elaborate

>>544051504
teio's GIGANTIC ASS made some funny things happen in the back
https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=GmAjF69tH6
>>544052248
as a repeat soundpost format mistake maker, the post deletion timer basically means everyone will see it anyway

>>544052040
there are only two reasons to spend SP prior to career end:
>trimming down possibilities because you're hunting a specific hint
>you want to increase your win probability for races and grab an accel

>>544052336
Does that mean the Open League rating limit will up a notch?

>>544052226
Just take it easy lil Teio

>>544042476
I dare say that is ULTRA RARE

>hates chestnuts
>hates mares
>hates horses in general
>would've probably fucked a human if he could
Why is the uma musume Special Week different then

>>544052363
if you delete shit fast enough (like immediately after the deletion timer is up), the archive usually won't be able to save the file. they left it up a long time though.

>>544052418
If your cards are good enough, you can go the entire career without spending skill points until after URA finale. This way, you ensure you've gotten all of the possible discounts you can get.
That said, if you have longs in your career buying a recovery is reasonable.

>>544052040
I buy skills when
- I have 3+ hints for them and I am fishing for others
- After second inspo if I have no way of getting further hints for them
- The skill is already maxed out (let us be real you aren't getting fast learner)

>>544052505
Is this why we call spe spechud?

Total Katie Death

>>544052336
then the anon will start complaining about S+ units.

>>544052427
oops meant to reply to this post >>544051717

>>544049595
we don't know yet. Could be 50, could be 100, could be 120.

>>544052260
Glancing at Gametora JP, never ever. The only gold debuff you can get from a card is an SSR manhattan cafe with enhanced stamina eater.

>>544052578
>>544052590
>>544052432
thanks torenas

>>544051556
>>544051751

>>544049692
i'd rather roll on the NN banner.

Are horse girls... dumb?

>>544052454
lol

Made a pilgramage and paid homage to the Umas

>>544052713
Fucking insane nimble navigator proc

>>544052713
I'm pretty sure this isn't the only race she's done this. It's actually insane how she's always inside and never outside

>>544052713
>when nimble hits

>>544052505
Reminder that the very last interaction spechud had with grass wonder was him having a massive melty upon seeing grass wonder with a massive boner

Time to abuse Brian

>>544052832
where's this?

>>544052890
Find and post them.

>>544052713
Okay maybe I will kneel to Gentildonna just this once

>>544052832
do you think that if I asked they could sell me that gentildonna stand haha

>>544053000
the academy won't be happy about this, tor-ray-nuh.

>>544052713
God she's so hot

>>544053000
Wait a minute... this means you have claw machine: failure but neither of the successes.

>>544053058
>anchors aweigh Lv. 5

>>544053058
cinema

>attempt to make a new debuffer
>first run fail in months
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nyeah i think I'm gonna do triple aces

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt that can't fit into her bloomers
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen

Post FAT FUCKS being cute!

>>544053000
how many carats do you get from doing all the archive shit for each uma

>>544053058
is that actually gold shit?

>not even at the first summer camp
>THREE NIGHT OWLS
what the FUCK is her problem???

>>544052594
yes

>>544053058
GOLDSHIP CUP
GOLDSHIP GAME

>>544053416
It's all for the content.

>>544053416
she's a dumb WHORE

>>544053416
Social media addiction?

>>544053416
blue-light syndrome.

>>544053416
sorry anon she's staying up all night fucking posting umagrams

>>544053215
Rudolf and her should have a pun stand-off with Natie and Air Groove as judges

>>544053416
i trained her with mayano back in cancer and i can say that she is almost as pissy as mayano

>>544052505
>Why is the uma musume Special Week different then
Wait till this alt of her comes

>>544053058
>ゴールドシップ【有馬記念2012】
>>544053605
>宿命の女傑ライバル決戦!ウオッカ vs ダイワスカ(...)

I can't read this.

>>544053282
Building debuffers takes a lot of TP. Luckshitting 3 aces is far easier, which is an insane phrase.

>>544053578
>>544053538
>>544053510
I'm taking her umaphone away, and there's nothing she can do to convince me to give it back, nope nothing nada zilch

>>544053560
huh that's pretty good

>>544053696
Skill issue. It's there so you can easily search the source video.

>>544053605
daiwa?

I have speedcap umas with sufficient stamina and I still get trashed by witgods with 4 goldens in TT, what do bros

>>544053701
It really doesn't since you just need to pump speed and wit with enough stamina to not die during the campaign.
It's not like building an ACE which is 199% pure luck to get ideal RNG

>>544053013
International Museum of the Horse in Lexington KY. They have an exhibit on horses in Japan sponsored largely by the JRA. Had a lot of cool displays besides the Uma stuff. For example, here’s Mejiro McQueen’s 1991 Tenno Sho sash

>libs having a melty because doto's extra fundraiser didnt go to gaza
Lmfao

I'm done aces for Leo, parents for Virgo, done with the event, and done with all the graded trophies. What the fuck do I do now?

>>544053939
And Vodka! The dream Duo!

>>544052713
I recall Vodka did a similar maneuver in one of her races, do you have that one?

>>544053725
if you take away her phone then she's going to allocate all her energy into being a tease. you will not survive.

>>544054038
source? need a good laugh

>three and a half hours
someone kill this guy

>>544054038
it should go to make Doto's tits bigger

544054038
shut the fuck up nigger and post anime horses

>>544054029
Would look a lot cooler if there were three of them.

I have done so many Gold Ship runs to luckshit an ace that I have given myself Stockholm syndrome. I unironically love the quirk chungus horse. God help me.

>>544054117
Don't think so, no. I only have some random clips that JP anons gave me once.
>>544054203
>Streamed
Garbage. Gimme well written content or give me death. Could be 10h for all I care, but it needs to be well thought out and written, which a stream like this can't be.

>>544054203
someone buy an ad for this guy

>>544054203
>he's still seething about witgod

>>544054203
Obviously that's a stream vod

>>544054049
farm fans for dancho

>>544053116
Nope. That’s why a heist is needed to save all of them

>>544053215
Fu-cute!

>Fail debut
>Have to do an extra maiden race
>Not enough fans for the next goal, have to do another race
>Not enough fans for Stakes, have to run some backwater OP
I want to give up

>do borrowed run
>run instantly goes to shit
CYGAMES I KNOW YOU HAVE A CODE THAT PURPOSELY FUCKS UP BORROWED RUNS

>>544054160
https://x.com/cocoarini/status/1981843935590072791

>>544054049
release the Epstein files

>>544054049
now you can finally play the game.

Lewd ear socks

>>544054440
Anon... I am the danchou..

>>544054203
Sprint CM runs aren't a race ya know.

forgot to change cards, give up
got don't overdo it, give up
that was fast for today

>>544054203
I had this faggot after that Aoharu video. Getting a post-buff Aoharu run worse than pre-buff Aoharu average, doing dumb shit (bursting instantly on unneeded stats liek guts) and doing speed training to try proc riko's first event while overweight.

>>544054086
that's a fast alcoholic.

>>544054678
then you know what you must do

Is it safe to change my 5 star uma's extra star pieces into clovers? Is that all they're good for after you've gotten them to max uncap?

I don't give a FUCK what some fucking zogtubers are doing.

>>544054536
wow it got ratio'd pretty hard, I guess even normies have had enough

>this will put you at X consecutive races
I KNOW
SHUT UP
I NEED THESE FUCKING FANS HOLY SHIT SPRINT RUNS SUCK WHERE ARE ALL THE FANSSSSSSSS

>>544054480
matifuku cannot catch a break

>classic late october
>this speed
>I HAVE 4 SPEED CARDS
>they're always on WIT
I hate this game

what if people posted farting umas lol

>>544054781
please be nice and don't grief it
i think its a nice analysis sheet...

>>544054038
I'll bite
if they want funds for gaza, why don't they just donate it themselves?
they invaded everything and threw shit upside down for their inclusivity, surely they have money by now
are they stupid?

>>544055210
Why she such a cute dork? Give her to me already!

Tachyon would make a terrible wife all things considered
>comes home from lab work and observing other uma racing smelling like weird chemicals and alcohol cause she cannot run that much herself due to her own fragile body
>physical ability on the weaker side when it comes to toughness but still well enough to handle a human male without any problems
>tells you she really wanted to run today and for a rare moment shows weakness, a side she only shows you, about how she really really wants to run just like the other horse girls
>blames herself for being unable to run
>then looks at you, thinking about something before coming to her own conclusion
>blames you for you should have pushed her harder even if it means her legs get maimed and crippled
>calls you useless and that she should have never listened to you to stop running so hard to settle down and marry you
>mubles about how Tachyon is a theoretical particle that travels faster than the speed of light and that she should have died when her legs got obliterated and falling on the race tracks instead of playing comfy wife to you
>ask you if you made her favourite carrot meal this evening
> You tell her that actually she shouldn't eat that and should eat something more nutritious like-
>*smack*
>calls you a dumb bitch and that when she wants carrot steak you should make carrot steak It's a simple fucking concept how can you fuck this up You fucked up her potential you should have just let her die on the racing field
>ask you for tea
>throws the tea at you, says this tea is warm she wants it hot where it would give you 3rd degree burns if she did this
>calls you worthless, pauses for a moment and mentions well at least you fuck her well so you have that going for you
>next morning wakes up after sobering up completely forgets what happened last night and asks if you hit your head on something cause the mark where she threw the tea cup is still there
>tells you how much she loves you
>this happens 3 times a month

STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME WANT TO FUCK CHEVAL
I'M NOT FALLING FOR IT
STOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPP

>>544055239
The're poorfags anon.

>>544055297
>BASED
BASED
>BASED
BASED
>BASED
BASED

Anyone bringing Suzuka to CM4? Is Unrestrained worth it or should I just stop at potential 4 for fast-paced?

Unfortunately no S in medium or turf, but she is definitely a good ace. Now could a knowledgeable anon kindly help me pick best final skills for her.
246 skill points left:
∴win Q.E.D (+velocity when passing in front on final corner) - 160
right handed 2nd circle - 99
summer runner 2nd circle - 99
firm condition 2nd circle - 71
focus - 140
ramp up - 153
homestretch - 153
steadfast - 144
front runner straightaways - 78 (1st circle) -> 84 (2nd circle)
dodging danger - 77
moxie - 180
777 - 160
I was thinking either focus/steadfast+front runner straightaways/firm conditions

>>544055239
It’s all a performance

>>544055196
There isn't a shred of analysis in the whole thing, its just a sheet for people to jerk themselves off over their WR

>>544055024
What the fuck is this larping shit? Posting xitter screencaps should be a bannable offense

The fucking whiplash I got from playing both this game and tcg pocket and just comparing their anniversary celebrations, we got weeks of new content and a shit ton of free shit, all for a half year anniversary that isn't even the correct date, meanwhile the best thing they could think in tcg pocket for their actual anniversary was 5 packs and a thank you

>>544055196
Surely someone wouldn't lie on a self-reported data table, that would undermine the whole project.

>>544055493
i mean yeah leo have not even started yet

>>544055470
get either front straight x2 or front + one of the recoveries

>>544055196
Thanks for the idea

>>544055469
idk if it's good on this track but it can be okay, it's usually too expensive to buy so 4 is probably best desu

>>544055470
Ramp up and front straights, you need more mid game and more reliably ways to trigger tail

>god tier run
>powerlet
oh well, let's hope I don't get raped by an end closer with pump/pace chaser with red shift

>>544055554
Made for nakadashi with hand-holding + interlocked fingers, kissing, and whispered confessions of love.

>>544055297
Why reading this is so hot?

>>544054353
I think this was the one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ2nzyfau-0. She might have had multiple.

>>544055765
>god-tier run
>groundwork gambling
>sub 600 speed
Lol, LMAO even.

Is Rice Shower welfare stamina card better than McQueen card in new scenario because of this scenario link thing?

>>544055726
>it's usually too expensive to buy
Yeah that's my biggest fear, guess I'll skip it

>>544055297
>calls you worthless, pauses for a moment and mentions well at least you fuck her well so you have that going for you
At this point this is all I want in life

>>544055881
Turns out I had that one

Why the fuck is it that when I take one fucking wit card it somehow makes everyone go to fucking wit and never on their specialty priority
I'm actually seething

>>544054203
>3 hours and 20 minutes of sneething at witgawd

>>544054480
Don't ever give up on your horses. The losses will only make them stronger in the end.

>>544055974
But if a guy say that to a girl that would be terrible why are you like this...

>>544055925
I heard you'll get cooldown at the end of the run if you bring a rice shower card, so probably

>>544055925
not particularly. You want the Mcqueen welfare for long race builds because of its gold recovery. The rice welfare recovery by comparison does basically nothing, you only need 1 copy for building deboofers. 1 copy of the upcoming rice SSR does more for you than the rice welfare imo.

boy with tits

>>544056281
not if the girls into it.
Masochists will always be masochists.

>>544056281
No I'd call him based and shake his hand

>>544056382
bro with tits

>>544055765
it, obviously, has some shortcomings but it'll get you to A finals and has a chance at winning.

>>544055297
So what motivates someone writing these type of trapped in an abusive relationship fanfictions about their umas?

Anyone have a HD screenshot of the teio stare?

>>544054203
witfraud apologize for jobbing in global and presents welfare options for the poorest of poor
what did this guy do when he jobbed?

>>544055765
Eh decent enough. I don't think tail held high can even proc thou

>>544056349
>1 copy of the upcoming rice SSR
It's nice but the chance of getting one or more (assuming 100 free rolls) is like 35%, not super low but not high.

>>544056601
I'm just reporting facts and the fact I have a boner while doing so is entirely incidental.

>>544056281
all the women are submissive and masochist deep inside, so they enjoy being treated like that

>>544056758
>Maestro + Professor + Fast-paced + Unique
That's 4 skills, and if you get lucky with front runner straightaways there's a 5th

>>544056758
6 mid race skills and cant proc tail held high, remember that when someone gives you advice in this thread this is who you are talking with

>>544055515
Dude, I was playing that before and never had any problems with getting packs, if anything I felt like there was almost too much...? But the speed that new cards were released killed it for me, it was hard to get attached to anything, I hated the Ultra Beasts expansion, that disgusting mosquito literally sucks

Is concentration a good skill to put on my bukshin

is it me or there are zero (0) artists who do hardcore yuri smut? AI art is also fine but seeing characters like jungle pocket getting dicked feels weird

>>544055664
I'm not keen on more recoveries. I don't want to overindulge. Maybe if they were cheaper.
>>544055741
>more reliably ways to trigger tail
A very good point I didn't consider. Ramp and straight it is.


Thanks both of you for advising me. You have my gratitude. Best of luck in your CMs!

>>544056601
who knows, but nips are not any different

>>544056846
>bangs her "bro"
??

>look up Satono Diamond and Trainer in booru
>8 pages
Holy shit.

>>544056517
when is she coming to global?

whoever this guy is make some space please i need this borrow

>>544057049
there is nothing wrong in taking Pokke's first time and if you think it's weird maybe you are gay

>>544057327
Check again now.

>>544057396
>>544055297
someone fill me in on her broken leg lore I've never played her story

>>544055515
they're called cygenerous for something bro

Would you still play this game if CMs didn't exist?

>>544057476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YVAN4QWBTg

guess the sparks, im gunning for 3 power and a lot of whites

>>544057476
*fills you in*

>>544053058
Fuckin love Golshi. Gorgeous horse.

>>544057575
>Panty
AAAAIEEEEEE THIS VIOLATES THE FAN-CREATED CONTENT GUIDELINES MODS DO SOMETHING

>>544057676
1* stam to punish you for sub600

>>544057676
Stam2 Turf1. How in the hell did you clear haruten with that stam?

>>544057712
fuck you I chuckled at this stupid little bird

>>544057841
>>544057843
somehow this feels worse than 1* guts
also who needs stam when you got POWA

>>544057676
1 wit, all the whites you could ask for

I wonder if class 6 retention line is increasing at a faster rate than JP's at this point in the game, feels like it's going up by 3/4k every week.
Unless it significantly plateaus soon I won't be able to make it.

>>544057476
bowed tendon

>>544057973
500k is the great filter for casuals. If you can get that, then you'll be good for a long time

>>544057973
Huh? It's going up by way more than 750 every week.

>>544058049
posted it again award

>>544057417
big thanks

>>544057049
Hardcore is gay.

>>544057973
globetards are piecing together their TT teams with aces from CMs due to the accelerated schedule. retention has been trivial even without addressing TT whatsoever. unity cup release could be significant since it'll be not only a big support card banner but also increased expected stats. should get much harder then.

>>544058412
hags deserve cute plushies too

>>544057575
Fat uma coochie

I think people who liked Rudolf are also gay.

>>544058184
>>544058412
>>544058636
my cute wife luna-chan

>>544056382
i dont know if its me, but i feel like this game caters quite hard to the "girl who's actually a boy" enjoyer audience

Rudolf makes me want to kill myself because I'll never have a woman like her

They added big niger mechanics, but why no big overtake mechanic ? I wanna do that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyIv-r0rfds in a CM.

You guys are such fags.

>>544058381
Love the announcer on this one.

What a beautiful elegant refined looking Uma she must be intelligent

>>544057973
I haven't even touched my TT team since july/august other than occasionally slotting in CM aces and never dropped to rank 5. Are people really struggling with it?

>>544058597
Goddamn
My brain reverted back to being a 12 yearold
>coochie
made me snort and laugh
I need to sort myself out

>>544058705
The game wears it's imas ""inspiration"" on it's sleeves, right down to general character ideas and designs. In other words: There is something for everyone, period.

>>544058903
>My brain reverted back to being a 12 yearold

>>544058856
>intelligence
Wrong! That head is empty!

Special Wife
Oguri Wife
And Rice Shower

>>544058856
she is

>>544058903
It's fun to think like a kid once in a while

Bancho going "tch" does things to my pp

>>544058846
One of the better ones for sure, he was ALL fucking in with that one.
>>544059096
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!

>>544059027
Not empty. It's just filled with SPEED.

>>544057049
yurifags are almost all purityfags, and most yuri porn is really fucking boring

>>544056382
BOKU WA

>>544059096
Yeah I'm fucking killing myself

Kitasan Black... I need you in my bed tonight

>>544059106
Post video example I couldn't roll her

>>544059357
Kitasan no here

>>544056186
Nah, I can smell when a run is trash from miles away. For example, that one.

Thoughts on handsome umas?

>>544059390
MY CUTE EMPORER WIFE!

Post more Luna being funny

>>544055515
pocket is a complete fucking meme, the pvp sucks ass as well
it's going to eos well before this game does

>>544059748
>>544059728

>Special Week
>Oguri Cap
>Yukino Bijin

bwos im really happy that the northern lake fundraiser has done so well
hope them honses can live the remainder of their lives in comfort

>>544059846
Ines got no chance against her, I am afraid

I need my own Ryan parent... but I don't want to spend statues to 3* her let alone actually run her career... when do we get someone cuter who has an ult to replace pump?

>>544056909
Oh I got fast-paced and leaders pride mixed up.
Yeah there's 4 skills nevermind. Just have to hope you don't get both maestro and arcline prof on corner 4 then to activate it.

Post SpeTore

>>544059661
Uma and trainer together? It's all over for you two if this gets out.
However, it you don't want this getting out, I think we can work out a certain...arrangement....

>>544060001
Can't believe doto's tits got them so much money. OnlyUma is real after all.

Can cygames change this shit so now Halo will start giving me firm conditions again, I get it, I didn't need it in the last cm so I would constantly get those hints but now that I need it you're giving me the shitty other hints

>>544060318
Did he died?

Why do I supposedly need 900 stamina minimum (no debuffers) on a 2200m track, when 600 stamina was more than sufficient on a 1600m track?

>>544057476
IRL horse retired after 4 races because of injury

>>544060734
No but he's Ir*sh

>>544059837
>the pvp sucks ass as well
Is it still just coin flip simulator? That looked so ass from an outsider's perspective.
>it's going to eos well before this game does
I wish, but it won't. People will keep feeding them money even when they are being fed back literal dogshit.

>>544060434
?
Trainers dating their trainee seems like an open secret these days

>>544058903
if its common then thats good
>t. weekly comes back to a 12 year old

>>544056986
>Maestro and prof proc on corner 4
>straightaway procs early race
lmao.

>>544060916
>Is it still just coin flip simulator?
People really play games with outcomes based on luck? Couldn't be me.

>>544060703
Halo is giving me a Firm Condition right now.

>>544060734
He survived, could've easily died there tho. The FRENCH FUCK meanwhile got a slap on the hand, weeks later.

>>544060805
Uphills apparently. But 900 stamina + 1/2 golds already accounts for debuffers

>>544060323
legend race for ryan is in a few days if you are jewish with statues. not a perfect solution but better than nothing

>>544060434
For the last time Chrono, we are not granting your trainer an exception to enter your dorm room.

>>544060434
Chrono wouldn't say or do this because she's too busy trying to hit up her own trainer.

I'm having the moodiest fucking Gold City run that i've ever had

>>544061274
I'm not Jewish. I'm frugal.

>>544060703
This except Flash with late corner/straight and non-standard.

>tried doing an end closer debuffer
>somehow she's ahead of others and even the late surgers without being rushed
>dominator wont proc anymore
Is there even a point to late surgers if end closers just overtakes them even before the late race

New biwafag
https://img.2chan.net/b/res/1366371278.htm

>>544061431
damn he on dat oonige

>>544061401
I'll have none of your ADL trickery in this general, foul Jew.

>lose tenno sho spring with 700 stamina
I FUCKING hate this retarded game sometimes

>>544061128
Certainly a first-rate butt

>>544061546
cute tummy

>>544060434
Take this!

>>544061554
>sluttifies your uma

>>544061702
Nice, was about to ask if you had any clips of dirt races.

bros how do i get a symboli rudolf gf irl

>>544061431
I like how even Kawada was impressed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEf7q0MIq0M
imagine the uma

>>544061787
vastly improved holy shit

>>544061787
Azur Lane's St. Louis' dress skin has been disastrous to the gacha artist circle

SPEED
POWER
STAMINA

>>544061765
>>544061008
>>544061291
>>544061315
heh

i failed a 4%

Why does she get so much love-dovey art? I feel like it's more than all the other trainees

>>544061128
First they come at you with the fat tattas. Now it's with cake.

I'm at my limit here. I'm about to commit a crime. Stop the temptation at once!

>>544061959
The CHAD workhorse vs the VIRGIN bred to shit running horse

>>544061906
Welp, keep yer grades up

>>544061128
haru gets to stuff her face in THAT every night?!?!?!

>>544061128
IS THAT
ANON
I CAN SEEE ITTTTT

>>544062227
because there is an artist who is committed on making rudolf art like that

>>544061906
Sorry, anon, but perfection doesn't exist IRL.

>>544062221
I firmly believe I failed a 0% once, but I was sleep deprived as all hell and it could've been a 1%, which is still fucked. Was during summer with rainbows, too

>>544062221
Dude that's literally impossible.

i wonder if this would be any good for the open league

>>544058840
true sister let's frot

>>544062227
This always happens when a character gets super lucky by getting one SUPER committed waifufag, not some random shitter that only draws whats popular.
>>544062317
It's slop, so it's fine. Mods don't care for AI pussy.

>>544062169
Devious Keiba Onna

>>544062284
no wonder she's so happy all the time

Anime McQueen is so funny
Her ult triggers and then a song plays to this

>>544062457
retard

>>544062560
ok

>>544062468
>(You) (You)
That's slop? Holy fuck when did it get so good
Also based, I should find an artist and make them draw nothing but romantic bancho

>>544062445
Give me fat Kingu butt that isn't slop then. I'm dying here.

>>544062457
only sub 8200 score umas can enter open league

Fuku nyo...

>>544062169
https://youtu.be/ehvMYzuhyLE

ORE NO AIBA GA

>>544062606
Open league is B or lower, B+ is too high retard

>>544062227
It’s all from one artist, who really loves Rudolf and made dozens of comics and stand alone art of her with her Trainer. Albeit Rudolf has a pretty great design and personality so she gets alot of love, especially when she’s been in the game since day 1

Daiwa if she real

>>544062513
Sex with Helios and Palmer!
>>544062610
>when did it get so good
Slopper were able to make basic shots like this for ages, the real issues start when you have to show the front, hands/feet, eyes or anything else super detailed or high res.

reminder: if a gold shit, oguri fat, and/or nice nature carry you to a CM title then it wasn't well-earned.

>>544062636
>>544062674
okay im sorry im retarded

>>544062732
eh........................ would

/uma/ how do we tell him...

>>544062732
wat the fack i'm crumbing so hardd right now woaw

>>544062732
nice body but ugly filter face

>>544062623
I don't think you deserve it

>>544062747
>Swimsuit Maruzensky, Tokai Teio, Grass Wonder (forma dominatrix)
Saaaaaafe

>>544062732
those tits are fake, prolly a cosplay boobplate
t. tit expert

>>544062468
Bare Rudolf thighs-nice

>>544062738
UMA ATTACK!

>>544045589
I don't know what it is now, but when they originally raised the Speed cap to 1600 in the Grand Live Scenario anything past 1200 had 1/8th the effect, they changed it to 1/2 after an update.
https://umapyoi.net/news/918
There was huge backlash over this as pakatube hyped up the new speed cap and scenario link card, people dumped carrots for the new support, only to discover that 1600 speed was effectively 1250, the fact that stats past 1200 were less effective was hidden in the in-game help menu.
It blew up on twitter so bad (look up #実質1250) they had to mention it in a maintenance notice a few hours after release, which made it even fucking worse because it sounded like they were doubling down after scamming people.
It also didn't help that Grand Live sucked for PvP, and people were already sick of MANT.

Why did Cygames crop it like this

>>544062827
>he didn't get the memo about M.C. Escher's Hanshin racecourse

Bakushin started to say something and I cut her off sliding the screen...

>>544062967
Me on the right.

Onii-sama...

>>544062967
They didn't, you're just a faggot forcing phone faggotry.

>>544062967
they knew what they were doing

>>544063127
im so tired of ppl saying 3d women arent important
how else are you going to get married and have kids

I had a dream last night where Marvelous Sunday was present wearing just a shirt and panties.

What are the horological implications of this? I don't even like Marvelous Sunday.

>>544063127
Rice wouldn't act like this.

>>544063293
My sexual market value is lower than Taishin's racing market value.

>>544061546
Now thats a banana fiend!

>>544061906
Old money girls who learn the violin from age 3. Possibly Asian.

>>544063143
anon's living on a completely different timeline where skill cutscenes are fullscreen

>>544063327
She does that with Nice Nature sometimes. It’s a mood up event. Don’t you feel like you’re in a good mood now?

>>544063327
>He was taken to marvelous dimension in his sleep
It's over for you bro...

>>544063327
it means you should pull for her

>>544063386
>old money girls
barely exist anymore

>>544062705
Now if only someone would scan that guy's physical doujins which contain bonus material he isn't uploading on his Twitter/X.

>>544063518
I've been pulling for her for weeks now.

>>544063293
Are you married with kids?
If yes that's all that matters

>>544063539
>picrel
SHES SO FUCKING CUTE

>>544050907
*golshi

>>544063935
What’s the lore of that bird? Where did it come from? Why is it so prevalent?

>>544062827
Maybe it is for TT!!

>>544064008
meme that caught on because it is funny

>>544063327
MARKED

>>544054086
Where's Machan?

uma musume is an oppai game

Hello, can you guys post how Rice Shower would act ICly?

>>544063671
>boku
I get that she uses it to sound more cutesy and not because she's boyish, but that still sounds weird.

>>544063327
Please know that if this happens again, it is over for you

Spechan if she real

>>544064418
NINTENDO HIRE THIS TUMMY

>>544064209
Still funny how this one image sums up Doto's career at least the early to mid part

>>544064418
She should try this cosplay again now that she got fatter

bird opera is just funny to me
cannot explain it any other way

Please, dear anonymous trainers, we beg of you. Please adopt an inu musume. They are in desperate need of owners.

>>544064823
Are they prone to rape?

>>544064823
I don't even recognize any of these characters.

>>544064682
ok seriously though how is she supposed to race like that???

>>544065138
She has reality warping abilities and the one thing you question is her racing ability with her chest size?

>>544064682
That's a strong bra

>>544065309
>>544065309
>>544065309
>>544065309

>>544064418
Big if true

>>544065138
She'll never reach 45mph with boobs that big

>>544064823
Only if she allows me to bathe her and bath together with her

Take this

>>544065505
That's not my name actually

>>544065505
Hello Seiun Shit.

>>544065590
Thanks Narita Top Road

>>544065505
I wonder what the original word says

Here’s a fun scenario:
Your lowest scored uma is now your rapist.
Who is it?

AaAaAaAa I'm almost doneeeeee. Then I can finally start making CM aces!

Why do I have this saved?

>>544065724
McQueen...

>>544065724
I'm leaving my doors open tonight

>>544065724
I would never lose to a low score Tachy

>>544061274
As long as you can actually beat her, you should be getting most of what you need to get to 3* (you should be willing to spend <25 statues if you're close). But it might actually get you enough on its own.

Worst case scenario, if her ugly face makes you that sad, you can always inherit Flowery from wedding Mayano. It's only after passing on the final corner, but at least she's not hideous. And fantasy Pasa's ult covers the straights.

>>544065916
christmas came early

>>544065916
You enjoy the wonders of ass

>>544065724
I still have the default G starter umas. Do they count?

>>544066003
Tachyon can solo you with two broken legs and 72 hours of no sleep
You’re going to lose

>>544064682
Marvelous Boobs.

>>544066264
Not on dirt

>groundwork A+ summer maruzensky finally obtained
>Turf A Medium A

>>544065724
Haru Urara would never...

>>544065724
Not the G rank Urara I never got rid of...

>>544065724
My first hot springs uma

>>544065724
my daugther would never do that
thanks for making me go back to july to watch some of the umas i saved from back then

>>544065724
>Gold Ship

>>544065724 The Hopeless Stakes loss I keep around as a reminder.

>>544066557
>>544066596
I feel bad going back and gluing all my starter umas but space is so limited. I don't even know how long I'll be able to keep my previous CM winners around for.

>>544065724
She's gonna eat me, help

>>544066715
My condolences but that is hilarious

>>544066807
You too huh?

CYGENEROUS

Such a Doto thing to do, showing up the 10 roll before I'm going to spark her.

>>544066954
i glued all of them too, but i saved like 3 of the earliest i made to go back, which were made still in june, and one of them has the orihginal G+ umas as one parent

>>544067093
fiddling with uma ears!

>>544067093
I wonder what would happen if you stuck your tongue in your trainee’s ears

fucking

>>544067421
Do not

I hate this clanker bitch

>>544067583
GIVE HIM THE STICK!!!

>woke up
>don't want to do my careers
this is it, i'm officially burnt out

>>544067323
instant rape

>>544067807
That's actually the best time to do it, your run is blessed for the next 30 minutes

>>544067807
TIME TO PULL OUT THE BOT!

>>544067589
she's really small

the trvke just dropped
hybrids are SHIT
mayonegg runners in SHAMBLES
it's over

>>544064920
No, as long as you give them lots of praise and take them out for long walks.

>>544064947
That's the sprinter trio friend group. Calstone Light O is a head empty retard who is obsessed with speed and straight things, Durandal LARPs as a medieval knight and constantly wants to be praised, and Believe is the serious straight man.

>>544068016
But her ears are so big

do not play umamusume like a front runner