Thread 715502626

>>715502626 (OP)
Yes.

haha estelle was never this big haha

boo

sexo

When's Kitasan?

thoughts on golshi?

Tell me about this honse
Why does she boobs?

>>715506021
she's a cow in horse's clothing

>>715505935
big tiddies

You need to go in
and go in
and go in
AND GO IN

>>715506371
By the way Denton, my three daughters turned up dead. Here's your op bonus!

>>715506316
Brian is cool.

Why is Scarlet so cute, bros?

>>715506636
Daiwa owes me milk

>>715506921
This, but Doto.

>>715506004
Overrated while also being Underrated

>>715506636
The design is so normal, but also sexually enticing.

I'm getting Uma fatigue

>>715507034
Season 2 was so fucking kino

>>715507105
I'm getting invigorated by Umas.

>>715506316
Why do horses have hairstyles, it looks so fucking weird

>>715507082
"More is less" is a lost art.

>someone else shilled my shitpost club here and got it filled up in basically a day
Ebin. Now we can use all these club rewards to feed Teio's drug addiction.

>>715502626 (OP)
DO NOT OPEN

>>715502626 (OP)
>daiwa crimson

my carats are bugged, I opened the event carats (2x150 +300) and my money is still on 500. anyone else?

I made a club called v-ooners if anyone wants to join

>>715509906
unbelievably canonical

>>715506473
we're 100% BLACK

that ain't no horse that's a cow!

>>715502626 (OP)
the /vg/ uma general made that pic

>>715510341
AI made that pic, they just typed in a few words

WHO DO I USE THE FREE 3 STAR HORSE CARD ON
I DON'T HAVEA SINGLE ONE

>>715506316
>Urara mask
CUTE

>>715510443
go to 'enhance umas' its somewhere in there.

>>715510443
Oguri FAT

>>715510443
oguri cap or special week

>>715502626 (OP)
My beautiful wife Scarlet

>train baku
>LITTERALLY every single day she just yells at you

Damn that's a lot of unique text in every run i ain't reading all that

lucky to get taiki shuttle in my first 10 roll.
looks like I'll be playing this game for a while more

>>715510443
spe-chan

>>715507082
The tiara is so dumb, what is she a grade schooler?

>>715510443
Take whoever you like the most
Oguri if you don't like any of them

>>715511019
she won two crowns she unironically earned it

why does oguri blush nervously after she wins?

>>715511184
he sees the female fans in the crowd

>swap to portrait because /v/ said so
>the camerawork really IS better
wtf

>>715511696
Its better for cinematic purposes. I like landscape better because I've been with horses IRL and that view stands out to me more.

>>715508354
one look at her and you just know she fucks trainers

>>715511696
>swap to portrait
>get to see how cool bakushin looks when she's on the final leg
based

>forget to tech skills before the ura finals
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>715511696
i only do it just so because landscape doesn't show the ult animations on mobile

>>715506316
Tell me about Gold Ship! Why does she wear the stupid hat!

>>715511696
I think it's trash. You literally can't see what's happening in the race all you see are close ups of horses.

>>715506316
Was RL Oguri a glutton as well?

>>715512053
He couldn't even walk at an early age like other horses and just sat their eating

>>715510078
>Several Uma are very conservatively dressed with little cleavage or belly showing


>Taiki Shuttle

>>715511994
this lol. On mobile, i keep it on vertical just for handiness, but if im watching a race, then my attention would 100% be directed to the bar on top, just so i can yell at my late surger doing an interpretive dance with the trailer jobber, right up to late-race.

If i tilt my 32 inch monitor vertically can i play the steam version as if it was formatted for mobile

>>715512206
ENTER

>>715507858
Many such case

>>715510443
Rice Shower is gamer choice

What are you willing to offer to get Kitasan?

>>715510443
the safest choice is oguri cap

>>715512818
days of my time, fully prepared to reroll if I don't get at least 3 in 200 rolls. With how much free shit they've given out, it doesn't even seem that bad, new accounts start with 70 rolls, could even get to 80 just doing things like all the easy challenges

>>715512510
that's a little concerning, I don't want this game's designs to become like the overdesigned ones in chineseslop

I uninstalled. Successfully wasted only ten hours on the game. Usually I'd get sucked in for a whole week and then get depressed by what my life's become. This is called growth.

>>715502626 (OP)
>pro-lapse

Why is she called Mambo?

>>715512818
everything.

>>715513150
because her original name Matikanetannhauser is way too hard to remember, so Mambo from the meme is good enough

>>715513150
why does she wear the hat?

>>715513257
>Matikanetannhauser
is she related to the other one

>>715513328
They had the same owner but nothing more.

>>715506316
Horses are sexier than anime girls

>>715511696
i play on mobile so portrait makes more sense anyway

not gonna reroll my account I'm going to get kitasan on the first try now

anyone know an ID with a nice SSR Super Creek support?

>mood-1
>mood +1
>mood -1
>mood +1
>mood -2
my Grass Wonder wants to be depressed and suicidal and I will let her, fuck it

Which uma to use for the rally event?

20% of everyone who roll until spark on Kitasan's banner will end up getting 0 extra copies.

>>715511696
>not using the mod to have the first person cam early

>>715515131
>not riding your Uma personally.

>>715513289
>>715513289
>>715513289
>>715513289

>>715511696
How do you changed to portrait?
I want to removed that ugly right side tab on my career mode.

Got memed into playing King
>Missclicked on recreation
>Got karaoke at already great mood
>Failed exercise at 10%
>Failed to remove bad status effect
At that point I just thought my run was bricked, but saw that she can run some of the races I was missing the trophies for, so I decided to continue.
>She somehow kept winning every random race I threw at her and placing high in the mandatory ones
>Didn't even have a single friend by the time summer arrived, kept running in races
>Got racing fatigue
>Got fat
>Failed 2 more times
>Still managed to get to the URA finale
I swear if the race type was anything but sprint she would've won it too. I built her for long distances and screwed her over with those random G3 sprints, It was my fault, I was a bad trainer and I'm sorry, King. I'll never disrespect you again.

>>715512818
how much are these cards worth

>>715484603
she's natty

Umamusume threads give me a reason to browse /v/ again

>>715515424
I trained judo. While first two options I know would hurt in unfunny way, the 3rd being a proper throw would make me so fucking hard. I would instantly try to grab her hand and lock my legs around her knees to bring her down to the floor level with me and I would wrestle with her with a huge hard-on until she either notices it or it ends up in her coochie.

>>715506004
I will never doubt her

>>715515386
>this is the final boss of umas

>>715515424
God I love her

>feeling good
>enter a g3 race for feels
>10th place
brehs

>>715515624
do you love umas as much as we do?

>>715508354
what happens if her manager gets her pregnant?

>>715515867
>Agnes Digital
Oh, is that who this girl in the stands is?

>>715506004
I think that every funny face this horse makes is either him looking for weaknesses in his shackles, or trying to get a new angle in for a bite on his jockey.

>>715511837
>comedic relief character gets serious
kino

>>715517039
kyaaa class rep kakkoii

I don't like Tachyon, her smug aura mocks me

>>715515672
i still don't understand how this shit make sense in horse race, they are litteraly running at the same speed for the whole race, but surely the horse just saved stamina to pass everyone before the finish line

>lost the ura finale
>did even worse on retry
what did I do wrong? goddamnit that really fucking hurts

>>715510443
oguri cap is reddit
use it on special week or mcqueen for inheritance reasons

>>715516861
yup. shes really cute, and obsesses over umas like i do. i dont know when shes going to come to global though, her banner isnt listed

>>715517573
People still use this shit 4 horse method?

>>715510443
You get Special Week for free later.
Get the GOAT.

>>715513150
papa loves mambo
mama loves mambo

>>715517653
inheritance looping? not in jp. Matching affinity to get double circle? yes

>>715515624
What boards do you usually browse?

>>715517751
/d/ and /vg/

>>715517737
Just get yourself 9* stamina and power and than start affinity hunting, lol

I think I need after a break after 15 runs of not finishing URA finale with Golshi.
Also which is better on her:
3x speed 2x stamina 1x wit
or
2x speed 2x stamina 2x power?

>>715517559
Sometimes the game will just decide to rape you without a word why. I lost the Arima Kinen with this Ticket despite winning or getting 2nd by a nose on every previous race.

>>715517851
i have plenty of those already? I'm not some global only retard

>>715517815
sounds about right gacha subhuman

>>715517887
I got my best Goldshi with this built. Keeping things balanced tends to work out regardless of the horse.

>>715517815
Ah is that why you guys keep linking the new thread in old ones when they hit bump limit, like they're generals? Don't do that here.

>>715513150
she's called Machitan you slut

>>715518157
she's mambo

>>715518074
nice int card on a long track runner lmao. When will globalers realize it's a bloat stat that doesn't actually help when running races?

>>715518278
>t.brainlet

>>715518278
>you don't want your skills to activate man
>you really want to get rushed in a race, man
Yeah, sure

>>715518074
I assume it's just card difference or me being unlucky with rainbows considering I usually get around 600/600/600 and 300/400 wit around URA qualifiers

>>715518278
>t.witlet

>>715518417
>2 second duration skills activating in a long race means something
>getting rushed when you have high stam and power means something
lmao

>>715518417
what are the skill % buff ? surely it's better than infinite +50% speed/power/guts (ignore the fact it's a 50/50 if the skill do activate anyway)

Got kicked out of another club. Fuck this nigger game.

>>715518295
literally how do you even beat this

>>715518438
Your deck is just weak. I'm assuming you're saving for Kitasan, so once you start rolling and get duplicates to upgrade, your results will become much better.

>>715512971
It's a case where they give them a fancy design if the irl horse is a champion while jobber horse like Urara is given a simple regular design. In that example above Gentildonna and Orfevre (left and right of Urara) are Triple Tiara and Triple Crown champions respectively.

>>715506004
reddit uma

>>715518656
Why are people kicking you?

>>715517559
Too few skills and insufficient wit to properly make use of them. Front runners only really needs speed and wit to dominate the career.
Swap that low level stam card for a wit card.
Picrel is a nobrain run I did with daiwa and she won effortlessly.

>>715518581
>t.loser by a nose

>>715518713
I don't have better cards, I want to roll Kitasan banner just to get better cards or just dupes but also I want to save for Manhattan Cafe which might be in november

>>715518810
idk I am not bottom fans and I donate the max and request frequently. I guess maybe the people under me in fans were the leaders friends and unkickable so I got kicked instead.

>>715518741
their designs have nothing to do with their amount of wins. Tachyon was considered the absolute best but wears a sloppy lab coat and Oguri was considered a beast in races yet wears a sailor uniform variation. Urara never won anything so she doesn't get her own race uniform and in a sense, never developed a real identity

>>715517559
honestly you probably just got bad luck there
the stats are a bit low but URA should still be doable

>>715518596
what is this experiment called

>>715518902
>t.loser by a mile

>>715513150
mambo is actually the name of el condor pasa's eagle (and dad)

>>715519056
Ahh that makes sense, I was always confused as to why Tachyon and Oguri were so popular in these threads even though they look like shit. It's just metafags pretending they like the design and style of the character because they are to embarrassed to admit they are metafags.

>>715517319
because sprinting is pushing the horse limit so they drain their stamina faster, their body gets hot and they have to slowdown eventually.
also horse racing has been done probably close to infinite numbers.
at first, there must be no such a thing as running strategy, but as they keep racing, some people realised that if they slightly running at lower velocity early, they can push the horse harder later and eventually it bornt these running types.
and also, isn't running style also the same in human long distance races?

>>715519056
Tachyon only races four times before he retired due to his legs and Oguri was statpadding against literal farmer horses in G2 and G3 races. Triple Crown winners are entirely different class on their own.

>>715519183
Gib ID plz mr Whale.

do they REALLY count as tomboys if they're based on male horses??

>>715519183
...that run used the exact same int card you were complaining about

>>715519414
it's not a long runner though?

>>715519450
Then why did you post it? I'm starting to think you're genuinely a witlet irl.

How do you even win with Mihono Bourbon? I thought I got lucky when I pulled the featured character but goddamn she always ends up as Rice Shower's bitch

>>715519450
Correct, she's a sprinter.

>>715519556
you can't see the raw racing stats emphasis over int, the useless stat? Yeah, you're low int uma here

Is it too late to start playing

>>715519684
if you're a whale, no
if you're f2p, no
if you're from reddit, yes

>>715519730
Ok, thanks

>>715518278
>he doesn't follow the teaching of witGOD
don't blame me when i throw debuffs at your general direction.

>>715519662
I see someone who reached the optimal amount of wit for his horse to not be a retard and pumped the rest into speed and stamina. The fuck do you mean emphasis over int? If it's that useless, go ahead, post a good uma with an F in wit.

how long until the sexy brown horse is playable?

>>715519996
special week is already in the game

>>715519912
F in wit is literally impossible since you get wit naturally in the career scenario. idk what reddit been telling you but 300-400 wit is enough to activate skills

>>715520035
funny but you know that's not what I meant

>>715519662
You do know there are other benefits associated with running support cards other than raw stats right?

>>715520098
Next month or the month after

there's a huge lack of horsecock futa content for this series, and I'm really wondering why the fuck that's the case considering how fitting it'd be

>>715520109
this excuses putting the wrong stat card in your build for some reason?

>>715520218
OI TEME

>>715520218
why dont people ask for fifa and madden porn since they're also based of real human beans

>>715519608
Check her races and make sure the affinities are A, that helps, also recovery skills

>>715520186
that's too far away

Oh, well. That went much better than I expected. Got second on the last race before Arima with my last clock too.

>>715520247
I put FM in all my decks just for guaranteed practice perfect.
Fuck going to the infirmary for it.

BROS I'M SCARED WHAT IF I ONLY GET 1 KITA SAN OR 0??

>>715517887
I go with 3 speed 1 stamina 1 power and one wit and win every tiem
Just try to get as many stamina and power sparks as possible, later on start going harder on speed.

>>715520481
KITASAN COMES OUT TODAY? I thought it was tomorrow.

>>715520218
AI slop is the best you'll get

>>715518958
HOW DO I REDEEM THE TICKET

>>715520218
I unironically don't want to get butt fucked by yakuza anymore, already got fucked over on pixiv for simply drawing fat Gold Ship.

Did she win?

>>715520671
Win the URA Finals
Good luck

>>715520671
You have to win it all to see your horse in the hot springs

>>715520725
>already got fucked over on pixiv for simply drawing fat Gold Ship.

>>715520218
Isn't one of the horses literally labeled as a hermaphrodite ingame?

>>715520758
>>715520780
Oh fuck so that's why I didn't see anything, because I lost finals with that horse...

>>715506021
The horse's IRL owner requested the character have bigger boobs than her rival's character

>>715520834
KWAB

>>715520807
Not really. The real horse she's based on was intersex, however. She didn't have a penis, though. Only vagina.

>>715520601
I'm gonna get a kita negro in my first (and only) 10 pulls

>>715507024
goldship ass response

>>715517319
Don't you watch sports? Like Olympics?
This shit happens all the time.
>cyclists all go at the same rate
>one cyclist conserved their energy but is capable of higher outputs
>pulls ahead
>wins or atleast gets a much higher ranking
There's also a lot of other factors. Demoralization is not to be taken lightly.
When someone pulls ahead of you, if you don't have nerves of steel you'll be significantly impacted by it. You may feel like a loser and you won't output as much energy as you could before.

Also aerodynamics 101. The guys in the lead exerts the most energy because they are the ones "cutting through the most air", allowing other to spend less energy.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slipstream
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drag_(physics)

The Horse was the MAN compaion, after industrial age, horse became the woman pet, now after computer age, the horse is returning as MAN waifu

Males betrayed horses

>>715521041
Mules > horses

I'm starting to fall in love with T.M Opera
Is this normal?

>>715520834
F

>>715520671
>>715520834
oh nononono...

>>715517887
Have you been maneuvering her to do Long Finals instead of medium?

>>715520918
I guess the logic is that since she has ribbons on both ears on her game design, that's what it says about what her sex

>>715521072
Yeh

Winning ticket, I implore you to just fucking run and stop falling apart midway through your career

>>715521196
Winning ticket is easy just pump powah

>ONLY have 10k because i JUST started last friday
IT'S OVER

>>715515672
Considering this is just people running, black umas would be superior?

>>715521191
BOY

>>715518417
Guys, WIT got a big softcap at 300 with 70% skill activation, when 700 is only 87%.
WIT TRAINING IS FOR ENERGY REC

>>715517559
Did you watch the race?
>slowed down at the end = not enough stamina
>boxed in and can't get ahead = not enough power or unlucky bracket
>rushed or low amount of skills procs = bad wit roll
With those stats it looks like it's the second one

>>715521141
No, I didn't know it's possible. How can I do it?

>>715521191
I love her so fucking much.
Everything about her is literal perfection

Do late runners just suck because they can always get boxed in unlike front and pace?

>>715520601
>>715520949
>Only 1 Kitasan

>>715521513
For Sprint and Miles? Kinda yes
For Long? They have better stamina

>>715521327
my cute boywife

>>715520313
because that's gay you absolute retard
and it's not about the real life horses being popular either, nobody cares about the horses, people care about the anime girl part

>>715520807
most of them are studs IRL, aka, they should have huge cocks, that's my point
the legacy system in game is just using the 'holding hands makes you pregnant' meme

>>715521464
The URA are always the type of race you did the most, so do more long races than all other types, they also give the most fans, so skipping some mediums shouldn't be a problem

>>715521464
Basically make Longs the most amount of races you have/the majority. You do this by doing races once in awhile, and hopefully they have a Long available. The more prestigious the race, the better too if you win but they unlock later in the game. I forget how many Longs Gold Ship has in her career but the I've been doing it for others where its easier (Rice, Da Emprah) since they have a good amount of longs already. It was smooth sailing since they're already build for longs. Keep in mind the finale can be 3600m.

>>715521825
>>715521910
I feel so retarded right now, thank you for telling me this!
Guess now I should only do long optional races instead of medium like I always did

>>715521513
>>715521598
Yes. Late Surgers tend to plant themselves into a box on purpose which increases the chance of them staring at someone's ass. At least End runners tend to pull out to the side but I've still seen Goldship run into a pile no matter her awareness skills and wit.

>opera can't break out of the box like in my dubai horse racing films
THEY LIED TO ME1

Can you only get rainbow training on the card's preferred type?

>>715521975
Tip on doing it. You might be fucked if you don't 1st place the Debut Race. Because if you need to get the 1000 fans for the next race, the only available races are Mediums and Miles, which will work against you when trying to get longs. G1s are also hardish but at least they aren't rigged like many of the career ones are.

>>715522069
You need more guts

>>715521072
It would be abnormal if you didn't.

>>715522307
shut the fuck up tazuna

>>715521327
>>715521671
Boys look like THIS?

>only onsen ticket was with Teio like 10 days ago
Glad it was her at least.

>>715521671
>bokugirls

>>715522284
Thanks for the tip! I have never really lost debut race with Golshi so far, compared to some other horses like Tachyon who hates me and places somewhere at the end

>>715519684
Start rerolling when Kitasan Black banner drops, no sense starting now.

>>715517028
>bite
He kicks him.

Reminder that Opera is a poorfag like Oguri but hides it

>>715521070
>I CAN'T BREED

>>715521910
>You do this by doing races once in awhile, and hopefully they have a Long available
The races have a set schedule so you can plan in advance which ones you want to do
https://gametora.com/umamusume/races

>>715511696
I8'd love it if you could set your screen as 1/3 portrait and 2/3 landscape. You could keep an eye on the overall race while enjoying at the animations and camera angles that never show up in landscape.

>>715519145
Blood flow experiment

>>715502626 (OP)
>amateur-aliasing

>>715522794
I tried using that myself and had them change up on me more than once so I no longer trust it.

>>715522520
>His prize ranking ranked 4th among all of the Japanese horses. However, if converted by today’s rate, it would be more than 3 billion yen, which makes him the richest horse in Japanese history.

Stonks, anon. Stonks.

>win
>horse doesn't have a recording so it's the generic VA
it's over.....

>>715524351
At least everyone can sing Umapyoi Densetsu by default

>>715506004
You're a fool to bet on Gold Ship.
But you'd be a fool to not bet on him.

hag groove

>someone actually used my legacy uma
yay!

>>715524351
>Idoling

I will get kitasan negra on my first pull

does el negro kitasan drop in 2 hours or 26?

>>715524989
yes

>bakushin was actually some chad who was the goat of sprint races irl
>only 1 star
huh?

Fuck you guys now I cant stop listening to Danger Zone on repeat.

>>715524454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAkxxgEHEmg
I like this english version too.

>>715525123
Don't question it. You get her as a starter character because of it.

KITA KITA KITA
KITA KITA KITA
KITA
KITA
KITASAN

>>715525246
hey stop that

>>715524989
Neither, comes out in like 33hrs

why did every single gatcha decide wednesday is going to be update day

>>715525146
https://youtu.be/6wQlhou9CUQ?t=21

>>715525414
Cause historically it was Tuesdays in the west but Wednesday in Chinkasia

How can you tell when friendship training happens?

>>715511696
First person camera will be even better whenever they decide to implement it in global.

>beat tachyon’s URA story
>it ends with her awkwardly flirting with (you)
I already fapped today. It isn’t fair, it isn’t right!

>>715515672
gold ship is one of the most OP horses both in the series and in JP horse racing. he chooses to win when he feels like it

>>715525723
Has goldship ever raced 100% serious in real life?

>>715525452
my cute prince...

>>715525452
Fuji’s atrocious and incredibly rude Fujis

>>715525517
when its a rainbow

Running Tachyon for the first time, can she beat the Arima Kinen?

>>715525723
>OP

Not even the best horse amongst his siblings. Didn't get a triple crown like Orfevre. Lost in his rivalry with Fenomeno. 'B-but he never went all out!' Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo maybe he should've then.

>>715525458
It's funny how we're years behind in content.

>>715526040
>ACCEC
That's the sound you're gonna make when she comes in 4th.

>>715525803
thats exactly what his doctor asked the owner when he performed gold ship's post-retirement checkup KEK

>>715502626 (OP)
>reading Silence Suzuka's IRL lore

>>715525803
apparently no, and even so he's still won a lot of races. he just chooses when to take the race seriously. his own trainer claims as such.

>>715525723
Well, as far as career records are concerned Orfevre had way more consistent performance and crown awards, and Fenomeno beat him 3-2. He's moreso remembered for being weird and really fickle with races
>>715525803
That's not exactly something you can quantify. Though after his retirement people did remark that he still seemed perfectly healthy, so there is speculation that he never really pushed himself

>>715526040
Nevermind that was a dumb question, was barely even a race

>>715526083
Mambo!

>>715526040
I had a similar tachyon last night and she won the last half of races and the finale with ease

How do i build tachyon

Will this horse ever get in?

TACHYON, TAKIN' THEM DOWN
ALL WE SEE IS BLOOD

Tachyon. More like Tachyno

>>715520834
Oh no....

>>715526429
amazing moment

OH SHIT IM FEELIN IT

>Fuji in 2 months
How the fuck am I supposed to save for her after kitasan rapes my carats

>>715516253
that's simply nurturing the next generation of umas, might as well be your duty

how do red skills work
does your uma just throw rocks at the other girls

>raise Opera in skip mode
>dialogue takes like 3x as long as any other character
Stop monologuing my god

>>715526587
TACHYOOOON

>>715526594
just use THAT

>>715526576
I wonder if this was the pentathlon or the normal events. Pentathlon is like watching a train wreck for horse people

For me it's umas pretend to be cool but you can see their tail waggling

>>715526649
Pheromones.

>>715526757
It's enjoyable seeing their tails and ears move.

>>715526649
They do a promo.

>>715526667
Impossible.

>>715526667
No.
You're going to listen to her talk about how your face is the perfect throne for her and by God you're going to like it.

>>715526649
Pure Aura.

>>715526649
your uma trash talks other umas

>>715520891
>>715521090
>>715521139
>>715526575
Bros I just got a ticket again and I won this time!

>>715527056
W!

>>715526902
Horses shouldn’t wear bunny costumes, it’s cultural appropriation

>>715507105
Ironic

>>715527056
>She's still wearing the fucking hat

>>715527056
Good job anon.

>>715526667
Just kiss her to skip.

>>715527160
taking off the hat would be extremely painful

>started after tm opera o banner
when do I get a selector with her in it? half anniversary?

>>715526429
That's actually a Japanese horse, so s/he could technically have a chance. It's just that Umamusume is only about jockey'd horse racing. That leaves out other types of competitions, like harness racing, dressage, eventing and show jumping, Iike in the case of this image (specifically for modern pentathlon). Maybe some day we'll get the other types of horsings but I doubt it.

>>715527078
>>715527167
Thank you bros, she's so strong!
>>715527160
I think the hat is cute...

>>715527160
>you want the hat on or off?
>off please
>too bad

>>715527257
>3 gold skills
>still not A rank
whats a girl gotta do??!?

>>715527160
it's her power limiter

>>715522461
that manga was alright

>>715527293
>headwear options have been restricted

>>715527124
Our benevolent overlord T.M Opera is culture anon
So therefore she can do whatever she wants

>>715527160
It’s hotter that way desu

I like the big ones.

Who should I run next?
Also that El Condor Pasta unlock is bait, right?

So, what do these horsegirls have in common with our racehorses?
Is high quality horse "stock" highly valued?
Are they fast but have comparatively low endurance compared to well trained humans?
Does this game have a stud mechanic?

>>715527748
Vodka or Winning Ticket and yes, just wait until you actually get the character from gacha.

>>715521290
Black people don't exist in Umamusume

>>715527209
>>715527209
>>715527209
>>715527209

>several finale wins
>60 + hours invested
>B-B+ ranked umas
>still not one (1) singular onsen ticket
It’s over…

>>715527806
It does have a stud mechanic
Getting your own stud is rng bullshit and people with their own studs can rent them out for (non premium) currency and that stud will show up in the 'pedigree chart' of the horse girl 'descended' from the stud

>>715527160
it's holding all her brain power

>>715502626 (OP)
based glitch connoisseur

>>715527913
Then why is KFC canon in the umaverse

If I was a horse owner I wouldn’t let my horse in the game unless she had glasses and stirrup leggings

Post El Clasico

>>715528124
for japanese chistmas

>>715527160
it'd be hard to recognize her without it. she still got McQueen genes

>>715527056
Well I acvtually prefer the carrots, more enrgy is always good haha

1080pfags be like "this is fine"

>>715528363
wtf when did mcqueen get so big....

naughty nature

how the fuck do i stop my girl from getting surrounded and stuck behind other girls which results in me getting 16th place on what was supposed to be an easy race

>>715528524
""""women""""

damn bros i feel like i shouldn't know these things...

>>715528524
>women think cute idol horse girls are for them

>>715528524
>westcuck twatter
never ever

>>715517887
My favorite is 2x stam 2x power 1x wit and 1x mood

>>715528363
Absolute Ueda sex

>>715528571
can't get boxed if you're in front

Suzuka bed cuddles!

>>715528524
I don’t care about what normalfag trash on the subhuman containment social media sites have to say about umamusume or any Japanese media franchise

>>715528571
Overwhelming power! Or more wit so she can navigate better

El condor pasa is cute even if her story isn't the best and as a trainer you hardly do anything in it.

>>715529184
A very good desu delivery

>>715528948
She's so flat...

>>715529184
she's got the best design and personality out of all the "super cheery" girls for sure

>>715529184
Her without the mask and in a polo is so fucking hot for some reason

>>715529336
>disdain for plebs

>>715529184
Grass Wonder is pretty much her actual trainer kek.

who was the best casual wear?

>>715529336
No longer hachimi

I don't get the point of "quick mode" is still have to read the support card side stories

im trying to watch the anime but the MKV files dont play audio
is it an issue with my VLC player?

>Can't find /uma/ and /herse/ in the club search
what is this, did they get nuked

>oguri is jealous of plushies of herself because she's one of the first jap horses to get their own plushie
LORE?!

>>715529691
Full probably

>>715529309
It helps her to be more aerodynamic!

>>715529336
>why can't I rape my trainer?

>>715529691
There’s a third one anon was advertising yesterday but it might be full by now

This was playing in my head all day
HOLY FUARKING KIIIIIINO
https://youtu.be/lldQbxSY00s

After 100 careers, I am utterly convinced that the more misfortunes you suffer throughout the run like random mood down or 6% failed training, the more likely you can get good sparks in the end.

i cant find new players with better umas at this point
i feel like the game relies too much on you borrowing parents to actually make progress

>>715529659
>VLC
I hope you don't live in america, anon

>>715529873
You just, but it’s a valid question. Humans are very much second class citizens in the Uma world

>>715530038
did i miss something?

>>715529691
go to princeton plainsboro veterinary hospital and search for horse MD

>>715529564
Tachyon, but Scarlet's is also cute

>>715507034
Complete
Teio
Supremacy

>>715530110
anons used to say it was an FBI software to collect data, but that might've been a /g/ shitpost
mpv is better, regardless

>>715529564
I really like special needs' dress

>>715530204
She looks like she will destroy me physically and mentally

>>715515635
Nigger they have literal horse strength, you're not bringing anyone to the floor.

>>715530268
I love MPV if only because of the plug and play script to make webms in like 3 seconds

>>715527376
have 3 stats in A rank maybe?

>>715529659
>try to play anime on windows default player
>it asks for 4$ for a codec

It kind of reminded me when you see normalfags just let ads run on youtube videos.

>>715530330
And emotionally. Spiritually. Financially. Politically. Sexually.

I was starting to lose resistance to installing a gacha game, but then I saw that I missed freebie events so I am now re-immunized against the gacha menace. Can't FOMO if I already MO

>>715529564
I need an image with all of them

im confused on what i should be leveling up outside careers
whats most important?
cards?
trainees?

>>715529659
Just use good old mpc

>>715530484
100 free pulls on the Kitasan banner.

>>715530540
cards but potentials also give new innate skills that can completely change a run
stars don't really matter after 3

>>715530540
Cards is more important to get consistently good runs.

>>715530540
only level horses until 3 stars for new outfits or favoritism

>>715530596
You're right, but I'm still gonna make my opera a 5 star

>>715530648
i dump all my resources into my waifu. screw the meta.

>>715530746
>flesh-fang
your waifu a shit and stupid

>>715530746
More like triple baka

>>715529184
SEKAI SAIKYOU

>>715530648
Why?
Is the pieces needed to 4 star not worth it?

Kitasan tomorrow?

umamusume thread?

can someone confirm that you get around 60 pulls per reroll? I want to reroll for kitasan black tommorow, but not sure yet it i should aim for 2 or 3 copies

In spite of everything. I still love Special Week

>>715530746
Post deck

>>715520098
I prefer this brown horse

>>715508354
Me with Daiwa Scarlet. (You) watching us walk by.

>>715531079
We know, Suzuka

>>715512943
If it's 70 pulls the chances are better than I thought, but I thought it's only 60.

>>715530797
How is that a flesh fang when it's different colour than her skin?

Reminder that rolling for Kitasan is only worth it if manage to uncap her to level 3 or 4. The real value is all the SR cards you'll get in the attempt.

>>715530905
No it's definitely good to upgrade their stars because it increases their base stats and unique skill level, but the star pieces take a very long time to gather from events or a lot of dupes from the gacha so realistically you have to be a whale to 5* your favorite horse.

>>715531456
There will be a free uncap item like a few months after tho

>>715531161
ironically this one looks like she'd rape me in amazon position
hishi is cuter though

>>715530204
she'll never be real

>>715515672
She did the thing!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2oohM_EjDc

Remember that anon a couple of days ago who explained his process for sexually stimulating mares and how he would fuck them while doing it sometimes

When you train a teio you always put rudolph as one of her legacies, right?

>>715531079
I don't, she's super annoying in every scene she appears in and her obsession with suzuka ruined the anime for me.

>>715529564
Rudolf dress like a soccer mom.

>>715529564
Haru.

>>715531849
>assuming you have teio AND rudolph

>>715532020
Pull nigga

would you hug bakushin under the stars?

>>715531928
I want to make Rudolf a mom.

>>715531928
I'm a megane enthusiast but these glasses don't fit her

OH YEAH I'M FEELING IT
TACHYOON

>>715531928
More like trio’s boomer dad who made sure to pack to iced water Nalgene bottles. Because heat stroke is no joke

>>715532348
I will not run Urara again until I have some 9star turfs for her. I can't take seeing her cry after Arima again.

>>715532151
what would happen if you kiss this forehead

>>715532151
Uhh, Yeah!!

>>715532468
You can easily make her win all races by just spamming speed and placing her front. Unironically

>>715532496
bakuhatsu

>>715532527
except for that one race

>>715531161
speed power stamina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZn-GFXs5T8

>>715520869
>The owner in question

Doing this dorks bond story made me realise I never actually saw her in casual clothes during her career. The red is oddly fitting, the fact that she still wears that weird hat outside of school is pretty funny too

>>715532527
except for that one race that he is specifically talking about...

>>715532625
What do I have to do to unlock her signature gear

>>715517028
>>715522514
Golshi liked his Jockey, he absolutely despised the trainer though

>>715532684
increase her stars

What's in the flask?

>>715532702
Golshi liked his groom too. Pretty sure he just hated doing any kind of actual work.

>>715532745
tea

>>715532745
Vodka(non-alcoholic)

>>715520869
If the rumour is anything to go by, 'request' is putting it lightly, it was moreso that the owner only let cygames put her in under the condition that she had bigger tits than Vodka

>>715532745
Whiskey

>>715532468
Don't forget your 9* long too

>>715532468
[Chair clattering]

>>715529319
That's Taiki.

>>715532151
iori if she horse

>>715529564
Mayo's dress is really cute

>>715533029
She's almost never disappointed – or at least doesn't at it, but when she does...

>>715533029
I'm not sad because, I have never read this, because I never read.

>>715533279
>Like Rice Shower because shes cute
>Look up her irl counterpart, maybe shes got some nice memes like Golshi
>>>>>>>
No....

>>715527913
>>715521290
we literally see a black Uma in the CinGray manga.

Will you still be playing if you fail to get Kitasan tomorrow?

Is there a grind up support cards into materials or selling mechanic for them?
So much wit support cards

>urara's happy voice whenever she wins a race
my heart...

>>715533659
yes i dont care about support cards, im here for horse pussy

>>715533659
I'm no quitter, also I'm in need of more SR/SSR cards anyway

>>715533661
yeah, you can turn them into stuff to buy in the shop.

im going for a run, which uma do i channel for maximum performance

>>715533659
No way fag
Also I almost have 30k and banner lasts 2 weeks. I'll be able to squeeze at least the pity copy

>>715533661
You can sell them for cleats which mostly used to buy tickets.

>>715533796
>a run
BAKUSHIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN

>>715533760
Vodka. Take some with you or buy from the nearest shop.

>Rice Shower stars in friend point shop
>Mayano Top Gun stars in club point shop
I feel targeted.

kitasan banner is up

>>715533029
I think her canonically losing the Arima Kinen is best for her. She finally gets to feel what it's like to win throughout her story, and as a result, she ends up getting to run one of the most prestigious races out there, despite the fact that she has no affinity for turf or running long distances. It helps her see the things she needs to work on.

God, club's chat is the biggest piece of shit imaginable. Can't send any massages without getting invalid characters pop-up

>>715532745
She's always talking about barley tea on the home screen, so probably that.

>>715534263
are you retarded?

>>715533659
I mean, yeah. Especially if any of my friends get her but I don't since I can just bum off of them.

>>715534413
the only message anyone needs to send is "request shoes plz"

>>715533659
I'll just reroll if I don't get 3

>>715533659
No, I still need to roll for Manhattan Cafe. That's why I am only using 50 rolls for Kitasan

>>715533659
>Will you still be playing if you fail to get Kitasan tomorrow?
I don't give two shits about the meta and just work with what i got.

uuh which one again is the real?

>>715534772
I mean yes, I will be playing. I am tired...

>>715507105
youre just getting regular fat.

>>715533659
I would only quit if i failed to get the amazon choco uma

>>715534836
Yes.

>>715533385
It's hard to look at her the same way after learning what happened. all we can do now is make sure his legacy lives on through her, and ensure that it's a good one

>didn't get a hot spring ticket
>beat URA
>suddenly Kiryuin invites me to the hot springs
I didn't expect that.

>>715526751
Modern Pentatholon. It got a conversation going (again) about banning it because no one fucking trains for riding horses

>>715535207
Do not your coworker

>>715534772
it'll be like 3 months for Cafe, you'll have enough for another pity by then

>>715534886
>failed to get
You can guarantee your gacha targets. Just be patient.

>>715535412
I hope you are telling truth otherwise I will find you and delete your account

>>715529816
what about tamamo plush

>>715529336
>when you break your leg a third time

>>715532745
Vodka you idiot

>>715535702
Rude, but that didn't answer his question

>>715535798
It's an answer to both things

>>715535335
Not even if they're cute?

man that's the best the Gods can do she is so cooked

Breaking Suzuka's leg and ending her career!

>>715536141
The Gods are cruel, fickle beings.

AAAAAAAAA I WANNA ROLL. I WANNA PULL. I NEED TOMORROW TO COME FASTER.

how much longer do I have to wait for kitasan to drop

>>715536596
two more weeks

>>715532765
Desu that's a very kawaii horse.

>>715519183
>whale trying to teach strategy
Late and I know this thread is done, but it's the funniest post ngl

>>715535092
>>715533385
>Rice Shower just wants to be seen as a hero
And he was a hero. His second win at Tenno Sho was seen as a great victory not just for him, but for the whole Kansai region that was still recovering from a massive earthquake a few months earlier. He was a beloved horse, and when he died they put up a memorial at Koyoto Racecourse of him, a course his trainer and groom said he loved.
Even if only for a brief time, Rice Shower raced to the cheers of many adoring fans.

>>715536596
it's tomorrow (Japan time tho)

>>715534836
The real one is full now