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>Global Game News
Current Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 1
Current Rate Up: Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)
Current CM: LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m
11/02 - Half Anniversary Part 2
11/06 - Half Anniversary Part 3
11/06 - Unity Cup Scenario Release

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Transcend alt (3*), SSR Tokai Teio (Speed), SSR Hoshina Kiyoko (Pal)
New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" released
New Scenario CM featuring C. Lemaire and Take Yutaka: [YouTube] 【ウマ娘 プリティーダービー】CM「あったけ~」篇 (embed)

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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I say this thread is the thread that we shall use!

>>544712408
>>544712408
>>544712408
no i don't think so

>>544712741 (OP)
This thread has the right number, perfect thread image, updated banners
I say we use this

This is the real thread

Sirius Symboli has entered the thread

>>544713130
shut the fuck up indo tranny

someone make a lobby. I want to gamble

I appreciate NTR anon for updating the threads

asahi hai FS or hanshin JF

Think this run is still over because I'm not at the stamina I'd like, but this sequence gave me a good laugh.

>>544713604
You will need the hanshin drops more.

>>544713604
Asahi for aces
depends on what your legacy won for parent runs

why do thirdies hate us so much
is it jealously because all of their lives are FUCKING MISERABLE

I love the police!

>>544712741 (OP)
>Only good thread is the one with Opera in the OP

Digitan LOVE

>>544713771
It is because they don't understand the concept of empathy and team work. They see white people all living in harmony, being nice to each other, and they hate that, because they come from an environment that only knows abuse and hate. A thirdie is raised in such an environment that makes them spiteful to the rest, they learn to abuse or be abused, so when they meet white people they think we are abusing them by being nice to them. " Look at this whitey giving me scraps, I should have it all, I should abuse him/her "
Once you understand this, your view of these beasts will change.

COME JOIN

LEO CUP: 24033449

Does this work on front runners?

I hate "towards the front" terminology because it feels like it sometimes does and sometimes doesnt

>>544714095
Sounds terrible, but I choose to believe all of it in a literal and 100% accurate fashion. Agnes anon are never lying and are super smart as well!

thoughts?

Frist-rate German boobs...

Start a family!

Are we getting 15k carats before Kitasan? I think sparking Riko and Kitasan is doable.

>>544714417
non fronts need at least 2 accel skills

>>544712741 (OP)
Is there a BNW version of that art meme?

>>544714464
then how are you going to triple spark fuku and tachyon SSR down the line?

>>544714107
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FAT FUCK

>>544714449
>that LOOK
>1st covering the tits
okay that actually is pretty sexual

>>544714449
To be fair, that isn't a hard bar to overcome.

>>544714268
it's a wit check, gametora says you have to be in the top 5 for it to activate

>>544714449
What a seductress

>>544714268
>Conditions of Up-Tempo :
>distance_type==3
>&phase_random==1
>&order_rate<=50
yes, anywhere from the first half (top 5)

>>544714449
that's it, I'm going to pull for her

I HAVE FINALLY 3*'D HARU URARA
and the first career after 3*'ing her? 1100/500/1150/200/400, A rank.
FUCK YES LET'S GO YOU HAPPY PINK LITTLE SHIT

>>544714449
i now see why people pulled on her...

On one hand you get boobs.
On the other hand you have to deal with a turbo autist about being exactly on time.
I don't think it's worth it guys.

>>544714578
>loses
>proceeds to dox
absolute jobber behavior befitting of the name

I'm choosing to refuse to build a serious team for CMs until Aoharu Hai and the future modes drop. You forget how draining URA is when you have things like DYI or Twinkle Legends.

>>544714725
>turbo autist about being exactly on time.
We're literally made for each other what the FUCK

>>544713610 (me)
Well, if nothing else, at least I'll get to have sex with this dork.

>>544714578
This is the last time you've doxxed me /uma/

>>544714775
no one, and i repeat NO ONE likes seeking the pearl

>>544714449
>shows you her tits when she wins
ok now I see why anons are pulling for her

*ahem*
In this thread we praise big German boobs and punctuality!

>>544714857
ASS wonder

More like Eishin Trash.

>>544714775
>opting to build aces in unity
kek. you do know that MANT has higher stat caps, right?

>>544714449
Stoooooooop I can't afford Frau milkers right now. Noooooooooooo

>>544714460
I already did!

>>544714938
Rice wouldn't say this

>>544714540
>Fuku
lol
>Tachyon/Light Hello
I'll throw whatever I have saved after getting XOguri (or ticketing her)

>>544714578
That's what you get for doing the thumb pose

You really can just slap chiyo chiyo's song onto anything

>>544714864
More for me.

>>544714725
I'm the polar opposite of that, she'll balance me out

>>544714775
haha same anon im saving until the hotspring scenario drops so that my aces don't get BRICKED

>>544715036
threesomes are cool

Her tits aren't even that tasteful, if you already pulled for Doto you DO NOT need the nazi uma.

Tachy please... don't rape me on a Halloween night...

>>544715140
i pulled for neither and will be pulling for the mini gts in a couple of weeks

>>544714864
I will bite. Why not? She seems like your high school bimbo, I can dig it

>>544715140
I prefer Flash's tits

>>544715254
Her looks. Her lips fucking suck, and her lips combined with her eyes look weird for an anime girl.

>brian card gives you +8 max energy in pre-debut

holy BUSTED

>>544714725
She's cute, so it's fine.

>>544715178
it is futile

>>544715348
>Her lips fucking suck
They sure do.

>>544715381
enjoy the increased failure rate

Holy FUCK new Fu-cute-kitaru just dropped

Grass and Chrono’s Halloween outfit

>>544715178
it's over...

is there really a negative to getting doxxed?

why is rice's voice so high pitched in the game

>>544715463
time to check all the umas new lines

>>544715570
I don't really care, my name is just a V, it gives no information about me
However, we are in an anonymous board, and upholding that anonymity it's part of our culture
You would do well to not doxx other anons

I can't like Eishin Flash because she reminds me of my mom.
When I lived with her, every fucking Thanksgiving she would be like "WE HAVE TO LEAVE NOW OR WE MIGHT BE LATE" 2 fucking hours before the reservation. When I would tell her it's 2 fucking hours, she would start going autism about what if traffic what if no parking what if there's a line. I would show her on google map it's only 20 minutes of drive and she would start going "NOOOOO WE GOTTA LEAVE NOW!!!"
Then I would have to wait 1 hour and 30 fucking minutes at the restaurant until our reservation came out.
Fuck high-maintenance people. God damn.

red or green?

>>544715583
Because it's cute

>>544715570
nah, it's just a tradition from release

i WILL be going HIKING with mejiro RYAN and enjoying the SWEAT we make as we ENJOY the cool autumn BREEZE

>>544715570
Getting doxxed means your personal information is out there, and people can do whatever they want with that personal information. Some classic examples would be getting SWATted, where someone makes a false report to the cops and sends them to your address, and having unwanted pizza deliveries. Other people could also just show up unwanted to your doorstep, paving the way to more direct harassment. You could even become victim to identity fraud, where someone else uses your personal information to make transactions in your name without your knowledge. This is just scratching the surface, but in the modern world where information is valuable, keeping yours secure is a necessity.

>>544715570
>he doesn't know about account stealing shenanigans
bwo... YOUR ACCOUNT IS MINE

>>544715140
Meisho Doto? More like Meisho Doodoo LMAO

>>544715908
click the bubbles you fucking subhuman scum
you are missing so much uma content
why the fuck you play this game for? pvp meta autism?
kys

>>544715570
Worst case scenario is some schizo starts using your name for shitposting purposes, happens a lot in other generals.

Kitasan a cute

>>544716183
i click the bubbles after i login, i cant do that beforehand, silly goose :)

I didn't get any Nice Natures in 120 rolls...

>>544715908
Camping with Ryan
Taking a bath in the river with Ryan
Sleeping in the same tent with Ryan
Going back in the same bus with Ryan

>>544715348
get out

>>544716260
keep going, it will get hot :)

>>544716224
this shit only happens in mmo generals
where some schizo will get obsessed with an avatarfag and start passing as them 24/7 even outside the general

I can beat the legend race umas every time, am I good enough for graded CM?

>>544715442
I wanna hump that fat american butt

>>544716260
If you can't do 200 rolls in one go you shouldn't roll at all. Keep going.

>>544715140
Doto is an cute dork while Flash is a sexy retard, it's different

>>544716335
honestly if you can hit 1100+ speed, Medium A, and 800~ stamina with swinging maestro you're already good enough for group A finals lol
you guys are expecting too much from the normalfags

>>544716009
I can't imagine anyone going this far unless you're some big streamer, no way people here can be such retarded psychopaths.

>>544716183
>accuses someone of being subhuman
>is an esl-shitter
pottery

>>544716326
Not just mmo generals.
I've seen it happen for shooter games, gachas, coop games, and more.

>>544714893
Cumming exactly 30 seconds too early during paizuri with Eishin

>>544716496
>no way people here can be such retarded psychopaths.
Good one

>>544716335
Legend race umas are not a good indicator for graded CM. Regardless, you should go for graded anyway because it just offers better rewards.
Don't expect to win or reach finals however if obtaining 1200 Speed is considered difficult for you in career. Being able to hit 1200 Speed consistently with minimal Speed sparks is the benchmark for a near guaranteed reaching A finals and having a shot at winning it.

>day 5 of junior pre-debut
>ashinzawa and kitasan negro give me this
okay cygames employee, how are you going fuck my run this time?

>>544716623
I'd be lucky to last 30 seconds...

>>544716623
I know quick shot is a porn meme but I can't imagine cumming in 30 seconds, you're barely warmed up at that point

>>544716763
too small

>>544716751
Wife and sex

I should move on to CM5 already, nothing I made recently ever surpassed what I already have and aoharu gonna powercreep everything in the finals anyway. Any CM5 infographics?

name 5 things wrong with paypigging

>>544716763
>quick shot is a porn meme
Haha, good one. But it's typically associated with being unused to such stimuli, which includes not just whatever is touching your penis but also the situation you're in. Your mental state at the moment can contribute to you either not feeling it or feeling it too much.

>>544716839
Sorry my bad

>>544712741 (OP)
Hey so, you guys gonna fix the broken YouTube link at some point, right?

>>544716876
it's only wrong if you can't afford it

>>544716496
>>544716009
You have to piss people off for them to go through the trouble of actually trying to ruin your life. Like, if you're an active shitposter who keeps shitposting in generals.
I've been here for 17 years and have accidentally doxxed myself a few times through bad screenshots of my e-mails, local address, other media usernames. The furthest people went is shitposting for a few minutes and moving on.

>>544714540
I will simply pay for it with money

>>544716985
next thread

>>544716763
Big Marus

>>544716876
i enjoy staying f2p so that i can show the third-worlders that not only do i have more money and opportunity but that i'm simply better than them. paypigging denies this pursuit and provides the thirdies a cope.

i get the hot spring ticket more than the hamburger steak

>>544716926
Built for nursing handjobs

>>544716763
t. never had sex
If you haven't jerked it in a few days, the girl you're with is attractive and you've been thinking of fucking her, she's turned you on with any foreplay, and you stick your dick in, it's incredibly difficult to last long.
Jerking off with your hand and a vagina is the difference between eating shitty $5 skirt steak and Japanese authentic wagyu.

I can only sometimes win the room matches for this CM, maybe like 1 in 5. I'm so fucking cooked

Dia-chan is peeling it off

>>544716751
Getting threats from Kita's family!

>>544717345
if you can win a room you can win a finals

>>544717215
You're supposed to show your 3 platinum titles + 0 paid carrots while saying that

So Grass can actually be nice to El

>>544717345
you only have to luck-shit into a 3-win once. you also have three past CMs under your belt, surely you've discovered prime-time for dodging whales by now.

>no more rooms
calm before the storm

>>544717139
Well, I've taken the liberty of copying the correct OP from a few threads ago into a pastebin so no one forgets https://pastebin.com/aFsxCLW0

For me, it's the Happy Hoppers.

>>544716876
>1. Poor rates - People may cite (insert even worse gacha here) but make no mistake that Uma Musume: Pretty derby has fairly poor rates, and you need THIRTY THOUSAND CARROTS to spark.

>2. Most support cards aren't worth the money - Once you have Kitasan and Creek, currently not much else is worth your hard-earned money

>3. False Sense of Control – Players may believe they're on a "hot streak" which leads to even worse levels of addiction

>4. Emotional Stress – Regret and anxiety often follow poor pulls or excessive spending.

>5. Simply better things to buy - Even frivolous stupid things are better purchases than gacha currency, why not buy a LED curtain light, or a really silly alarm clock?

Despite everything I just listed, paypigging for things that are GUARANTEED like selectors seem fine to me

>>544717481
I'm tired of being doxxed bro

No Taiki, that's just the Tracen PMCs. You aren't supposed to feed them.

>>544717481
>no more rooms
let's change that
36148120
36148120
36148120
bring 1-3 umas and find out!
hopeless stakes track btw

uhhhh
4chan???

I hate Tokai Teio.
I seriously fucking hate her.

https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1984085415612088741
What's your team name /uma/?

didn't get lucky on Smaru or this banner
these girls hate me

So which Aoharu team is the best?

>>544717720
15/18 1 more 3-uma team can fit

MONSTER IN THE SHADOWS
are there any future uma that match her aura?

>>544717939
Damn dude, that sucks. Did you at least get spooked by someone you want?

>Swinging Maestro is the perfect energy heal
>Works on front, pace, late, end
>Works on long, medium, even mile if you want
>Doesnt fire too early, doesnt fire too late
>It's so ideal Super Creek is used from launch to five years into the future
unironically just a little tilting

>favourite star from the free Eishin pull
>get a Vodka

>>544717938
>we will select 20 winners for 1500 carats
WOW SO GENEROUS

>>544717938
Failure to pick Happy Hoppers is a crime and Taiki WILL arrest you and make sure you are punished to the full extent of the law.

>>544717939
Everyone hates whales, 6 digit paid bro

>>544717938
>social media humiliation ritual that autoposts to your page
I've still got some IRLs following me from when I made my account in high school I'm not doing that shit

>>544718073
bofa gets updated to be just as good as maestro and only trigger on the middle straight.

How do you even get power above 700 if you have no MLB Kitasan or Creek or Stam SRs, have to full inherit stamina to even meet requirement, and the uma you're training has no power training bonus?

Nice Nice Nature bro

>>544702797
Is this Jordan's actual singing voice because holy shit that's good.

>>544718263
Uma musume is a SOCIAL game

>>544718089
I got Grass Wonder

>>544718072
Got Rudolf which i did want, and dupes for Curren, Anime Teio, Bourbon and Opera O

not too bad on the 3*s overall

Do people only like this horse because of her tits?

>>544718230
Is he really the guy who did the funny kneel

>>544718520
I like her because of her autism. And her tits.

>>544718057
Step aside.

>>544717720
It seems the worse the moods, track enviroments and race debuffs the more this becomes a golshi game.

Neicha spark, or double spark for Kita rerun?

>>544718073
don't worry bwo, rice shower will have you covered when her card drops.

>>544718520
I like her summer alt more

>>544718545
Yes

I'll have to farm 15m fans tomorrow fuck me

>>544718226
it's not like I rolled for EVERY uma

>>544718602
she did her best

Eishin Flash is such wife material
I wish she was real so bad

>>544717481
rooms have felt a lot sweatier and whalier this CM than the last few

>>544718073
I hate being a creeklet when medium/long CM comes around...

>>544718612
If you have kitasan AND love late surgers then spark neicha. Otherwise just save.

>>544718689
zased.....

>>544718564
Meh, too tryhard

>>544718602
>someone threw a Smarublockersky
no fun allowed

>>544718564
She's so cool.

>>544717501
I will keep this for later and if I am still around I will update the thread with it.
Thank you

>>544718869
>dumb falcon poster

>>544718602
>Rice'd

>swear to never jerk off or view any Umas sexually because they're all daughters to me
>Eishin Flash comes along and shows me her sagging breasts, childbearing hips, and her autistically cute personality as the cherry on top
>end up cumming buckets faster than you can say BAKUSHIN
I don't think I did anything wrong, though.

>>544718774
the better maru

>>544718564
Ego to print your name on your jacket when you're a front chud forcing everyone to see it.

>>544718774
casuals just don't bother because every room is >mlb kitasan
>mlb biko
>mlb bakushin
>mlb tazuna
>mlb creek

>>544718564
School shooter vibes

>>544718804
True. Freeing up my borrow slot would be so nice

>>544718564
>light pink and blue armband
Nice trans rights uma

>>544718182
Sexual punishment?

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh like 3 good rainbow turns and Med S from a near perfect S.Maru (non-whale obv). Wonder if I should go with left over my previous best right..

>>544719043
AHEM

>>544718602
Shower still won because it's Oshi + Hotsprings Ticket + still competitive

>>544719120
>that Vodka
Kek

>>544719120
why didn't you include the part where they lez out?

>>544719019
rooms are always 20x piggier/sweatier than the actual CM lobbies.

It ends up generating weird tempest-in-a-teapot metas, like how for Leo everyone got obsessed with the idea that there would be NO frontrunners since blockers were so efficient and to win you had to focus on cucking others' late surgers. Needless to say, this did not end up being the case.

>>544719176
I look like this

>>544717938
>one 10 roll
Why do they think this is generous at all? It doesn't even guarantee you a 2 star.

>>544718564
>Ryuuko Matoi's other long lost sister
actually if she really has a fucking bancho gimmick i might have to pull for her
god dammit

>>544719157
Left has better skills but 400guts+Turf S and Medium S is going to carry you.

>>544719019
I still join even as a low-spender lucklet to stress test. if your uma even somewhat approach the kind you see in these rooms you can make it very far in the CM.

>>544719176
Nah, this is cool coffee drinker vibes. The tryhard seems like she's one bad race from eliminating half of tracen on a monday morning.

>>544719359
she doesn't come out until mid 2027

>>544718564
>cooler and cuter
how can Brian even compete?

>>544719487
Pokke would never be this sexual

>>544717720
>>544718602
>top 4: Kitasan owners
Kitasan rerun can't come soon enough

>>544718998
I'm pulling her main version just for the jacket even though her unique is straight ASS

>>544719552
The superior delinquent in every way tbdesu

Is 4* Suzuka viable for Virgo? Like yeah she's more of a snowball with how her unique works but surely she can snatch the corner from a Seiun (seeing as S.Maru will be less optimal)

>>544719657
I don't have Suzuka, how does she steal the lead from Seiun?

>>544719657
all front runners are viable with the meta build, some are just better than others

>>544719657
It's the same thing as Cancer. A strong enough Suzuka can definitely win but she's gonna have a hard time keeping the lead vs a Smart Falcon or S Maru unique.

>>544719657
If she can win Cancer, then she can win Virgo.
Believe.

>>544718520
I like her hair and exposed back

>Ticket is as busty as Flash
Color me suprised.

>>544719657
She needs to hoard all the mid race skills

Who's the bustiest shortstack Uma? Marvelous Sunday?

>>544720029
That doesn't look good for her back

>>544717354
I want to rape Daiwa and Dia

>>544719657
Midrace velocity skills + Angling & Scheming inheret covereth a multitude of sins

I'll give you all the candy you could ever want

>>544720090
Yeah, the ass needs to be bigger.

so if im making a groundwork parent, how many of the cards that give groundwork as a skill into the deck? Just one and pray?

good parents for seiun for CM5? i need mile sparks

>>544719965
they both won the DAHBY....

>>544719487
pokke would never be this sexy

>>544720029
tail doko

baachan nature

>50% energy
>palmer jumps me in an alleyway and mugs me making me miss a triple rainbow
FUCK THIS STUPID FAGGOT GAME FUUUUUCK

>>544720090
She's fine.

Who knew she was a wordsmith

>>544720250
Borrow an MLB oguri and make sure at least one of the grandparents also has groundwork

>>544720489
Teio would say this

>>544719572
Didn't people say we were gonna get 2 of those SSR LB materials that could be used for any card? Are we getting those before the Kitasan rerun?

What's with these 650-750 stam Summer Marus I've been seeing in random rooms lately? They just die to double debuffers.

>left gets more wins than right in test lobbies
I don't get it

>famed uma
>look up irl
>jockey is either spe's dad or neo universe's french bf
Are they that good or are other jap jockeys ass?

Danchode we're so close to A+...

>>544719836
>>544719853
>>544719872
>>544720023
>>544720124
Got it, was too much of a shitter for Cancer so I think I can make due this time around. Especially with how many more stats Aoharu will give (Wit)

Trick or treat
Give us grass or we'll kick your ass

>>544720631
We get one selection ticket at half anni, and a limit break crystal on halloween(?)

>>544718335
you borrow her
>t. have 0lb kita

>>544720250
None. You run a groundwork card if you're working on a grandparent. If you're working on a parent, you just get groundwork from legacies.

>>544720726
bros you have grass right under you wtf

>>544719487
Pokke is sexy and only gays don't think so

If I don't get medium S on the first inspiration, I just give up the run. Not wasting my time danchou

>>544720887
Kill Teio. It'll be hilarious.

aoharu sounds like it's actually fun to play can't wait

Natie?

>>544721007
it's literally the same as URA except with more RNG because now you need your NPC teammate umas to win their races as well.

torena-san... your quota...

>>544720724
Better start working on those parents.
Yes the blues suck but you work with what you get

>>544720710
They are genuinely really good jockies on an objective basis, but also japanese jockies are all centrally educated, trained, and tested in a really rigorous process. That means there's relatively few of them (you've probably seen someone mention one of the years where no new jockies passed the test at all), so Take and Lemaire are big fish in a small pond, and kinda have the pick of the litter when it comes to who they ride thanks to their success and fame.

>>544721119
NATIE??????

>>544721138
Please don't look

>>544721138
sorry danchode i'm saving my refills for the aounity rush to make aces

>>544720504
I did. She is perfection made flesh and I will love her forever

>>544712741 (OP)
Anyone else wants to join? Rules are the following
>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline
>6 million monthly quota
>Just do your best whenever you are available
>No discord
>No drama
>Dont forget to trade shoes or else
>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the game
Put your ID here or put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame

>try to make a grandparent with Groundwork and URA Finale
>already have my own parent with Groundwork and URA Finale
>borrow a parent with Groundwork and URA Finale
>also have a backup parent with Groundwork after running out of daily borrows
>only single circle compatibility but I've had more runs where groundwork and URA finale procced on legacy events than I think should've been possible with only single circle compatibility
>still no decent parent with both URA Finale and Groundwork after 50+ tries
You're telling me I have to do this shit more times for parents? AND that's skipping having a card with a groundwork hint in my deck?

>>544721138
>You do you
I sleep

>>544721241
Bro Power is the only blue 3* I'm lacking (ignoring guts and wit), like come on game I don't need more Stamina or Speed GIVE ME POWER
Is Pasa the best secondary parent? Would you use anything else if you had the chance to?

>>544721138
KICK ME THEN!
TRUST ME, YOURE DOING ME A FAVOR

Do I need to MLB Riko or can I get by with one copy?

>>544720674
>Turf S and Medium S even without capped speed
>Higher power even if right has Firm
You're likely building up to that speed faster, even if right has higher speed.

>>544721119
>>544721323
i hope you have health insurance

>>544721469
depends on which gaslight you are subbed to

>>544721445
I won without plancha for Cancer cup but this time it's better to be safe than sorry. It's pretty much mandatory on fronts for Virgo except for Sky herself.

>>544721138
Sorry danchou I'll move to a better club next months so I'm saving my refills.

>>544721423
I bet you leave your shopping cart in the parking space next to yours

>>544721398
Can I apply on Sunday? I don't want to miss out of caracts this month.

>>544721659
sure post your id i'll reserve you a slot, there might be 2 openings anyway

>>544721404
No anon, you don't have to do this. Take it easy.

>>544721625
I really hate how much conflicting advice there is for this game. I don't think I've ever played a game with this much misinformation.

>>544721634
Thanks, I better get to work then!
Oh yeah, how do you get enough stam if you're going power sparks?

come on man

>>544721404
Just pull for an uma with built in groundwork like Valentine Bourbon

What fuck is this team

>>544721898
Aoharu will make it easier to reach the stamina benchmark this time, especially if you're using/borrowing Riko/Rice

>>544721985
The goat squad

>>544721985
team femlolicon and their mascot

>>544721985
They heard you were talking shit about Uu-chan

>>544721890
https://gametora.com/umamusume/compare
Just check for yourself Anon, pay attention to what things are being posted and make the decision for yourself.

>>544718564
Yup, rolling for Katsuragi Ace. Won’t let the troons claim her

>>544721985
That's my team

>>544721985
My FUARKING heroes... and Gentildonna

>>544721720
You got it.
757841474336

>>544721991
Ohhh right, hope Riko will live up to my expectations like Tazuna has

I want her now

>>544720071
Idk but heres a spreadsheet of bust/height ratios you can decide for yourself

>>544722304
Thanks, Anon.

>>544722182
sent, see you soon

>>544722361
The trainer was pretty much in love with her from the very beginning
Love at first sight

>>544721138
Too busy fluffing keiba onna hair

>>544720674
Rule of thumb: take the course length, divide by 10, and subtract 25. That's roughly how much extra power you need to compensate for a 100 speed deficit

When Halloween Creek?

>>544722304
marvelous indeed

>>544722419
I don't have every uma so idk, but this
Except Urara and Goldship
Urara trainer watched her fumble a lot and see that everyone loves her but no one would take action to fix her bad running form so he did out of pity
Goldship trainer was fucking KIDNAPPED and Tracen did nothing about it

>>544722361
>blue eyes
>big boobs
>german
she's perfect

>>544722361
My paizuri wife

>>544722361
No she doesn't, because I'm polar opposite of her who hates schedule bullshit.
She wouldn't last one day with me.

Are R cards ever useful or do they only exist to clog up the gacha pool?

raising smaru is fucking horrible

>>544722657
Good if you're fishing for certain skills to parentfag

>>544722465
uma.moe/timeline
end of november

>>544722657
you can use them for hints but they lose a lot compared, i think the best R right now is Rudolf and maybe... Air groove? but that's because SR AG has a fucked up 2nd event

>>544722465
Estimated to be end of November/beginning of December.

>>544722657
R Rudolf is core for debuff builds.
R Riko is going to be a cope card soon.

>>544722361
Curren had her eyes on you since she was a child

>>544722465
November

okay but would eishin flash rape me without my consent because she fit it into her schedule without my knowledge?

dancho do something what the fuck

what theres a trailer for unity cup?

>>544722751
The unique animation is really cute
That might make me pull for Rice

>>544722657
The upcoming MLB R Riko will be one of the few useable rare cards, solely for Unity Cup. it's a substitute for the SSR version, if you have mlb r riko but not ssr riko you can use it, then not have to borrow SSR riko and can borrow something else

Months after finished Uma S2 I still get very emotional whenever the damn jukebox plays Sunbeam Cheer in my lobby

How hard is it to learn german?

I'm not ready for this man, I only have ONE MIDDLING ACE.

>>544720653
no one will bring double debuffers because it's a fucking meme

>>544722959
Do it anon

>>544723084
It's easier to learn Japanese and then German

This nigger has the worst gacha luck I've ever seen. I almost think the vids are scripted with how bad his luck is, even though it doesn't make sense for them to be scripted

>>544723132
Then take your B finals rewards and enjoy

I wonder if children dress up as umas for halloween, although I don't know if asians even celebrate that anymore cause I remember a bunch of gooks being stampeded when they tried that.

>>544723084
Assuming you're english/american, with german you won't have to learn three new writing systems. With Japanese you'll have to learn Hiragana and Katakana and incrementally Kanji

i don't give a flying fuck about some random gachatuber eceleb

>average 1.4m fans a day since I started playing
Would an A club accept me? Stuck in B+ purgatory

>>544723453
Yeah that's great for an A club

>>544723174
This guy also gets sick a lot and seemingly does everything in his power to not actually play uma because react "content" and wanting to showcase fighting shit because it's so cool, guyz. why are you even watching him.

>>544721830
Brian cute

MUH SCHEDULE

I had to spark Eishin... Now I only got 34k left.
But I got smart falcon, Burbon and Curren. I could also 3 star ass wonder. I suppose thats an okay result.

I care about gachatuber eceleb
It is funny to see them fail miserably

>>544723453
easily, my A club has a quota of 15-30 mil a month and we sit around the 500-750 rank quite comfortably

You didn't listen to the metaniggers right?
You rolled for Eishin Flash, right?

>>544722657
I use R Suzuka for groundwork parents so I could borrow Yaeno Muteki instead

If any of you faggots are tempted to pull on a support card banner/uma banner WITHOUT enough carats to spark, unless you don't give a shit about results and just want to hear the wheels go whirrr, let this pic remind you what 150 pulls can get you.
F2p's....take heed.

>>544723710
why would anyone roll for a nazi?

>>544723728
holy based I'm pulling now

>>544723678
>>544723710
>sparking this garbage uma
why?

>>544721138
黙れ

>>544723084
It's not that hard if you're a native English speaker, however in 2025 basically everyone in Germany can speak passable English so there's no real reason to learn German unless you plan to live there.

>>544723829
she's neat

>>544723728
I fucked up, I tried to gacha simulate to purge my bad luck but got this instead.

which umas would you watch horror movies on halloween with?

>>544723886
next CM is a mile and she is not even good at that

>>544723710
>Not a Bokumanko
SKIP

>>544723710
Of course! Luck was on my side thankfully so I got her in a few tickets and a 10 pull

u can do u but i would never spark an uma at this point of the game when theres so much to gain by expanding your supports roster

Hello again toreinas! /Uma/ Club (top 100) will have some room next month so reply with ID as usual to get your invite November 1st! Come get your
>Discord free
>mega-active
>super friendly
>dirt-shoe free
>mostly wholesome
>fun events with carats for participating
>(and more)
experience with the best of the best fan-farmers around! K love you bye

>>544723652
I just watch his pull videos and his CM Finals videos for schadenfreude

>>544723957
>caring about CM
What are you? Brown and poor?

>>544719806
bowsette looking aaa

>NOOOOOOOOOO STOP SPARKING UMA YOU ACTUALLY LIKE AND WANT BEYOND HER BEING META GARBAGE REEEEEEEEE STOP ENJOYING THE GAME IN HONESTY AAAAAAAA
Thank god I'm not mentally ill, or a disgusting thirdie.

>>544723640
>>544723702
Oh damn, you really do shoot up in ranks if everyone does their part huh
Guess I'll be on the lookout after rewards have been sent

>>544723829
Because I roll with my dick.
Better than trying to roll meta and either getting unlicky or getting clowned on by whales anyways.

>>544724085
I'm not a loser like you, teehee :)

>>544724112

>>544723453
120%. Mine does nothing but "Donate and apply for shoes, play daily" and we're comfy 700 A rank

>>544723710
Heck no, I'm not an Eishin Flash fan. In fact I don't think I'll be rolling any Umas at least until Manhattan Cafe. I'm in super savor mode (after I spark Riko Banner to shore up my SRs).

>>544721398
Is 6 million monthly actually enough to make A rank?

>global popularity vote
>urara will definitely win by a landslide because muh heckin daughterino
MANT can't come soon enough to filter these faggots

Okay I got my kraut tits. What support should I spark? Natie SSR is out of the question, the skills arent worth it.

>>544723969
I'd almost say you could ignore the blue, but that pink, ugh. Fun whites, though.
>>544723689
>>544724039
You know, fair, I can't fault this approach.

>>544724283
>placing any pride in gacha accomplishments
Bro

everyone knows best daughter is Shinko Windy (i dont have any Shinko Windy images)

>>544724245
>German
>Baker
Sadly a dying trade over here, otherwise pretty accurate.

>>544724112
This but unironically. Just make a second account and reroll until you unlock the uma and then play the career.

>>544724383
>implying those faggots won't keep hanging around because of the anime and fanarts

baking a baby with Eishin Flash in her womb

>>544723797
>he doesn't know

>>544724364
Just by kicking inactive players could make a huge difference.

>>544720864
What is the logic behind this? What's special about the parent to not run a groundwork card?

>>544724351
I really think you roll for Hishi Akebono. Don't ask why. Just do it. Just a few rolls.

>>544724364
It’s literally not. So many of these clubs rely on people to do much more than their “quota” for their rank and then the dancho will bitch and kick and scream when someone doesn’t make 25 million. Which is what it actually takes to be A.

>>544721910
There's someone that looks really close to this in our casual club. I'm tempted to kick him tomorrow morning

>>544724597
As someone that CONSUMED a slice of bread earlier, BASED!

>>544724383
Secondaries won't leave by filtering through gameplay because they don't even play the game in the first place bro

>>544723941
STAY STRONG ANON

>>544724283
Your day one title, bwo?

Sup bro, how would you like to become my wife?

>>544724754
Why the goatse pose

urara is winning by a landslide which is expected but mtfk, taiki and rice are all getting close in terms of picks
impressive
I was certain mtfk was going to be left in the dust, damn

>>544724383
>muh heckin daughterino
What a miserable life you're living, must be sad waking up with such a disgusting mindset. Don't cut yourself on the edge of your fedora on your way out, tranny.

>>544724364
For now yes since its the Hachimin period, and not alot of clubs know about Chrono's charts
Things might be different months down the line when clubs consolidate

There is a global poal?

>>544724824
Wait why don’t you have a bunch of slots missing for the other CMs you didn’t win? Don’t tell me they hide them instead of reminding you forever of something you will never have.

>>544724824
:(

>>544724879
Sex with boys

>>544724137
Please use this superior Tact multiple-views pic in the future.

>>544723941
We rolling 30k for the Riko/Rice banner right bros?

>>544724892
>mtfk
She is a very funny horse

>>544724892
What is Neko talking about?

>>544724383
they don't even play the game, everything they know about umamusume is just the anime

>>544725158
yes if they reset the limited swipes by then

>>544725014
Thats a mighty heap of implications and maybe projection here for a bunch of pointlesd. Also the filters are off, says it right there.

>>544724754
>>544724884

>>544725248
Do they reset on the third? Or when Aoharu arrives
Need to know how long I can procrastinate before swiping

>>544717282
>Japanese authentic (japanese steak)

>>544724383
you're far more of a tourist that any of those faggots you miserable pile of shit

>>544725013
There is a 1500 carat giveaway on twitter if you tweet some hashtag for the unity cup. Don't worry about it

>>544724383
>NOO ITS NOT ME THATS THE REDDITOR OUTSIDER ITS YOUUUUUUUUUU
lmao you sad sack of thirdie shit

Very funny pink horse

>>544725515
True...

Stop fighting each other.

Why is she like this?

>>544725435
Ah... I see, thanks.

>>544725140
sexooo

Urara was always the reddit horse, not Tachy

>>544725435
I don't use twitter and i'm not making an account for 1500 carats

Last CM room before I go to MEPS
77223678

Don't post the Inu.

>>544725694
All umas are to be loved. None are reddit.

>>544725694
Now THIS is cope

Speaking of polls, thoughts?

My favourite Umas? Oguri Cap, Mihono Bourbon and Maruzensky of course.

>>544724383
surprise that thirdies are tourists? nothing new

>YOU're the tourist redditor twitter casual discord etc. etc. etc.
>no YOU
>nuh uh, it's YOU
>nuh uh uh, it's YOU! YOU!
>no, YOU!
>ad infinitum
So who is it really?

>>544723710
I rolled for her
I got Oguri Cap and SMaru instead

>>544724383
that post triggered all the trannies lol

>>544725783
You're a good slave. Danchou is pleased.

Nonnies are so heated tonight
Why don't you hop on VR chat and lose some of that stress?

>>544725639

>>544725801
It could be You! It could be Him! IT COULD EVEN BE M

>>544725801
avatarfags are reddit

>Opera O gets blocked by an entire wall of ~5 mob umas
>Literally the exact situation that made Opera O famous
>Literally the exact trigger conditions for her stupid fucking ult
>It doesnt fire
im so fucking pissed
if she didn't have literally 700 more speed and 400 more power than every other racer she wouldn't have still one by a single length

>>544725801
what if its me?

I am from reddit. I have over 10,000 karma there.
Give me an uma wife.

>>544723101
Nishishi

>>544725890
have no idea what a nonnie is but I'm down for vrc

>>544725694
You're right, I'm sorry for calling Tachyon reddit

>>544725890
I went on VRchat once, I went to a few rooms that had a bunch of people with deltarune/undertale avatars talking about various topics orbiting the single female there and ignoring me

I got violent flashbacks to high school and uninstalled

>>544725939
wow
i'm so incredibly mad
that i spelled 'won' with a fucking homophone that no one could possibly ever write accidentally like misplacing 'your' with 'you're'

>>544722361
I thought I saw a nipple for a second

>>544725264
>gets defensive when he just made a post making fun of someone for not having a title

low iq bricked hypocrite lmao

>>544726028
You can see it in her eyes. She knows exactly what she's doing?

>>544726064
You're supposed to pretend to be female bwo

>>544725896
CHEVAL GRAND(S)

>>544725707
Poor Dotobro just kept sniffing my Oguri's hair

>>544726087
your a retard

>>544726028
Falco could learn a thing or two from her

>>544725707
>fat fuck oguri blocking the entire last spurt for doto

>>544725801
It's me. I like funny reaction images, all the popular umas like urara/oguri/golshi, and I even like vtubers.

>>544725801
Nobody. 'tourist redditor twitter casual discord thirdie brown skin etc.' always been the same as calling someone a faggot or retard

Brown hours. Post brown umas at least

>>544723957
Yes and?

>>544724892
>mtfk
pleasantly surprised that there are a lot who recognize her appeal

>>544726028
Please stop. My dick hurts and I'm tired of paizuri.

>>544726248
>>544726263

>>544726263
not my fault you didn't train wit >>544726248

>>544726284
There's more aside from Hishi Amazon?

>>544725801
Tachyon posters

>>544726150
>>544726028
Is there an uma who's begging for a dick between her tits more than Eishin?

>>544726263
>POV: You went from 4th place to 5th place
Is brian just outright shit-tier?

She's like the only uma with a built-in speed bonus that somehow feels bad

>>544726431
Fuji, the boy.

>>544726431
Fuji Kiseki literally has a paizuri window

soul = rolled for Flash
soulless = rolled for Neicha

39 more trainees before my wife gets released on global. will global still be running by then?

>>544726442
From all my testing she's the most inconsistent yeah, I wouldn't say shit because she goes nuts when pump hits. The life of a late gambler...

>>544726248
If you don't win finals this game is ultra-rigged

>>544723710
But of course

Your lowest fan Umas that you've unlocked. Post them.

NO ONE fucking rolls for neisha, NO ONE!

>>544726527
>>544726542
True..I forgot about the apex paizuri demon.

>>544726386
We got the gift of foresight, yeah. Brown mob umas are cute too.

what's the best SEA country, SEAbros?

soon

>>544726543
lmao I forgot that card came out, absolutely no one postes rolls for it as expected

you guys remember when /uma/ shilled this HARD AS FUCK for a month straight in like september?

>>544726690
australia

>>544726442
She was a pace monster in CM3 and will be a pace monster in CM5. She is at her best when most of the final corner is either during mid-race or after late-race acceleration.

>>544726754
that's on a different continent bro....

>>544726690
The only one I would unironically visit is Thailand, it's practically a tradition for every European anyway

>>544726690
I'm a burger but my SEA buds on discord that ID women get so horny for white people that they'll basically drop all their life plans if they feel like they have a shot marrying you, but ID itself is a shithole

But you have to like fat chicks

>>544726921 >>544726689
SEX WITH BROWN ANIME GIRLS

>>544726726
you missed all the fun. that was hours ago

>>544726726
Anon blatantly ignoring the previous thread what else is new.