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7/1/2025, 7:36:06 PM
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>Narrator's first thoughts are to eat the still-living human in stasis, before asking if that's healthy, before going "wait, is that ethical"
>Narrator then thinks maybe they could return with the pod and hopefully the distraction of the human would make everybody forget the narrator's terrible at anything and deserving of recycling
>So they do that, going back to the enclave, and because they're lonely as hell, talking to the stasis'd human, telling them about all sorts of things, mostly about what horrible creatures they've encountered, but also about their only friend back at the enclave, Zoritt
>Eventually narrator gets depressed about how they're not useful for anything, but finds some solidarity with the human, because maybe they're a screw-up too, otherwise how would they end up here, in this situation
>They're three days from the enclave before things go bad, and oh hey it's Gobbler, the big life form that was chasing them
>It's pic-related, I dunno what to call it
>Gobbler's going right for the pod, trying to smash it open, and the narrator goes "Well, sucks to suck" and peaces out
>Buuut they go "oh wait that's my ticket out and also I'm bored as hell and also I'm just curious" and turn back around, and use some sort of energy staff to blast at Gobbler
>It mostly just pisses her off and she charges at the narrator, who goes "oh I didn't think this through"
>In a desperate gambit, they toss their energy pack right into her open mouth, she bites down, it explodes, stunning her and deleting the narrator's left hind foot (again, it's fine, it's growing back already)
>Seeing Gobbler is only stunned, narrator grabs the pod, hitches it back to their vehicle and gets the fuck out of there
>They reach the enclave and Zoritt's there, immediately smacking them and going "Where the fuck were you"
>Narrator says they weren't gonna get recycled, Zoritt says that was just a joke, and the narrator just stares at Zoritt
>Narrator goes "That was a bad joke"
>Narrator's first thoughts are to eat the still-living human in stasis, before asking if that's healthy, before going "wait, is that ethical"
>Narrator then thinks maybe they could return with the pod and hopefully the distraction of the human would make everybody forget the narrator's terrible at anything and deserving of recycling
>So they do that, going back to the enclave, and because they're lonely as hell, talking to the stasis'd human, telling them about all sorts of things, mostly about what horrible creatures they've encountered, but also about their only friend back at the enclave, Zoritt
>Eventually narrator gets depressed about how they're not useful for anything, but finds some solidarity with the human, because maybe they're a screw-up too, otherwise how would they end up here, in this situation
>They're three days from the enclave before things go bad, and oh hey it's Gobbler, the big life form that was chasing them
>It's pic-related, I dunno what to call it
>Gobbler's going right for the pod, trying to smash it open, and the narrator goes "Well, sucks to suck" and peaces out
>Buuut they go "oh wait that's my ticket out and also I'm bored as hell and also I'm just curious" and turn back around, and use some sort of energy staff to blast at Gobbler
>It mostly just pisses her off and she charges at the narrator, who goes "oh I didn't think this through"
>In a desperate gambit, they toss their energy pack right into her open mouth, she bites down, it explodes, stunning her and deleting the narrator's left hind foot (again, it's fine, it's growing back already)
>Seeing Gobbler is only stunned, narrator grabs the pod, hitches it back to their vehicle and gets the fuck out of there
>They reach the enclave and Zoritt's there, immediately smacking them and going "Where the fuck were you"
>Narrator says they weren't gonna get recycled, Zoritt says that was just a joke, and the narrator just stares at Zoritt
>Narrator goes "That was a bad joke"
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