"MELEE PLAYERS could be here" he thought. "I've never been in this venue before. There could be MELEE PLAYERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bleached mullet. "I HATE MELEE PLAYERS" he thought. Happy Chaos theme reverberated in his headphones, making his ears pulsate even as the $15 G-Fuel circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of smashers before noon. "With a leverless controller, you can play any game you want" he said to himself, out loud.