This game… this game… calling it merely a ‘game’ feels like an insult… this is an interactive cinematic masterpiece the likes that gaming has never seen…. Kojima-sama is the most incredible man alive, a true stalwart of his craft… when Dollman explained the story of how he became a Doll, I couldn’t BELIEVE the emotion, the talent, the VISION of Kojima-sama’s love for the craft… spine tingling, slow burning yet engaging, a true leap forward for the medium… brave in its viscerality, bold in its composition, I can truly say that with the release of Death Stranding 2, video games are now… art.

How the fuck do people take Kojima and his games seriously? I’m not saying he’s totally untalented, but he is Tommy Wiseau-tier sometimes