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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:05:37 AM No.713863032
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How the fuck do people take Kojima and his games seriously? I’m not saying he’s totally untalented, but he is Tommy Wiseau-tier sometimes
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:08:38 AM No.713863201
>>713863032 (OP)
It's kino. Go any cry somewhere else, Ranjeet.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:12:22 AM No.713863443
>>713863032 (OP)
He's basically the George Lucas of video games. Has good ideas, but tons of retarded ideas too. He should never have full control of a project.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:13:03 AM No.713863486
>>713863201
User review score is dropping like an anchor
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:13:43 AM No.713863520
>>713863032 (OP)
Cope
That's it
His whole thing was 'I will make movies in the format of video games since I'm too retarded to make a movie but I really want to'
He's the reason we have aaa slop of 'story' today over gameplay
MGS1 was hailed as amazing. It's about 60 minutes of actual gameplay, abuout an hour of running around to pad it out without any danger and about 4-5 hours of dialogue/cutscenes
It only gets worse with each new game

He's just a hack
Not to mention the fact he laughed about lying claiming you were playing as Snake in MGS2 since he's the main character for the entire thing.
Or the lying about the death threats he said he was getting daily since MGS1 when he said he'd wasn't making a sequela and lives in fear every day that if he stops making 'games' (movies) he'll be killed but never showed proof of these threats

just play Metal Gear Solid V. With mods to unfuck his shit. And skip te story/cutscenes. It's got fantastic gameplay since Kojima wasn't allowed fuck it up like usual
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:19:20 AM No.713863838
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Death Stranding. The gameplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the trigger buttons most of the traversal will go over a typical gamer's head. There's also Kojima's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his writing - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Hollywood movies, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these references, to realize that they're not just films - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Death Stranding truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the meaning behind Amelie's existential catchphrase "Like Mario and Princess 'Beach'" which itself is a cryptic reference to videogame classic, Super Mario Bros. 2. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Kojima's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Norman Reedus tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:21:16 AM No.713863950
>>713863032 (OP)
Ever since Phantom Pain whoever Kojima writes a “cuh-ray-zee” character it just feels like his heart isn’t in it anymore.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:25:56 AM No.713864217
>>713863032 (OP)
same reason people think George Lucas is a genius. they were children when they were first exposed to his works.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:30:00 AM No.713864452
>>713863032 (OP)
>How the fuck do people take Kojima and his games seriously?
People adore clinical narcissists. Thats always been a thing throughout history.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:05:21 AM No.713866437
>>713863032 (OP)

he's a fag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r39_xQNpYh4
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:09:18 AM No.713866684
He's living off of his reputation from 2 decades ago, even though the MGS games weren't even that good and were the original movie games. He's LITERALLY Jap David Cage.
>movie games
>2deep4u shit that's actually comical
>hires D list celebs
>no gameplay