>*Zoom in a facility with various agents and scientists experimenting with demonic artifacts*
>*Upbeat background music*
>*Zooming in on one agent wiping away his shades before putting them on*
>My name is... Agent One
>Real name is classified really
>Anyway, I belong in an organization that battles the army of darkness
>*Agent one strolls through the facility showing all the wacky and horrifying creatures they have to fight back*
>You know, the ones you christians have heard of from the bible?
>I'm jewish by the way, but hey two sides of the same coin, along with islam I think
>I'm getting off topic
>*Scene cuts to Agent Two strangling an imp before kicking it back to a portal*
>That lady there? My partner Agent Two
>Sure we aren't the most effective team, but we get things done
>*Suddenly a portal pops in front of Agent one*
>*Femstolas pops up and and she waves at him*
>Also there is some sort of demon bird lady in love with me, don't know what's that about
>*Agent One forcefully pushes her head back into the portal and it disappears*
>But hey, with this line of work, you don't expect normality
>*Agent One fixes his tie and walks towards the camera with a confident smile*
>*He tilts his head forward to let his eyes peak on top of the glasses*
>After all, this is one-
>*Helluva Job theme song*

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>*Zoom in a facility with various agents and scientists experimenting with demonic artifacts*
>*Upbeat background music*
>*Zooming in on one agent wiping away his shades before putting them on*
>My name is... Agent One
>Real name is classified really
>Anyway, I belong in an organization that battles the army of darkness
>*Agent one strolls through the facility showing all the wacky and horrifying creatures they have to fight back*
>You know, the ones you christians have heard of from the bible?
>I'm jewish by the way, but hey two sides of the same coin, along with islam I think
>I'm getting off topic
>*Scene cuts to Agent Two strangling an imp before kicking it back to a portal*
>That lady there? My partner Agent Two
>Sure we aren't the most effective team, but we get things done
>*Suddenly a portal pops in front of Agent one*
>*Femstolas pops up and and she waves at him*
>Also there is some sort of demon bird lady in love with me, don't know what's that about
>*Agent One forcefully pushes her head back into the portal and it disappears*
>But hey, with this line of work, you don't expect normality
>*Agent One fixes his tie and walks towards the camera with a confident smile*
>*He tilts his head forward to let his eyes peak on top of the glasses*
>After all, this is one-
>*Helluva Job theme song*