Thread 148958480

What's he been doing this whole time? What was he doing during the trial?

>>148958480 (OP)
He's too busy being the only Ars Goetia who isn't a faggot.

>>148958480 (OP)
A better question is how would he fare against the first dad?

>>148958507
Less raw power but probably more learned and less cocky. He would likely still lose, but his odds of winning aren't zero and he would give him a good fight. Don't forget, the goetia may still be fallen angels and their descendants.

>>148958507
here's the power hierarchy

>>148958559
Meh, there's a lot of headcanon and guesswork here.

>>148958559
You really think that Sera would be on par with Lucifer when she hasn't shown any combative ability while Lucifer has lived in a realm where violence is the norm for thousands of years?

>>148958641
You really, really like that image.

>>148958611
Yeah, this. We haven't seen half of these characters actually do anything. Stella is a good example; she's shown zero magical ability. And absent their weapons, Carmilla and Pentious don't strike me as very powerful either.

>>148958694
problem with hellaverse is that power levels are inconsistent as fuck, you might aswell say that it's only city level at best due to adam's laser beam, which surprisingly make it rather weak compared to many shonen verses

>>148958733
They are moral stories centered around redemption, trauma and psychological anguish, not about who can beat who, that's why Hellaverse is feeble compared many battle-focused universes

>>148958757
>They are moral stories centered around redemption, trauma and psychological anguish
Well they were meant to be, anyway.

Loona and Anon.

>>148958888
>using the edit

>>148958935
I didn't wanna hurt our fangbros

>>148958641
You can probably estimate Sera’s power based on what we’ve seen other angels do.
Like Adam is considered above normal angels, I think he was called an archangel in one of Vivs drawings, and he can fire holy blasts that can incinerate an entire blimp and blow up a large building like the hotel.
Now Sera who is a Seraphim is MULTITUDES stronger than an archangel, so she could in theory fire off holy blasts and wipe out the entire Pentagram City.

>>148958983
You forget something: Higher rank =/= Higher power
Adam was put in charge of the Exterminations for a reason, otherwise if there were angels stronger than him in combat why didn't they get delegated for the job instead? Make no sense.

>>148958965
That's Anon Y. Mous, ours is Anon Y. Mous. No relation.

>>148958888
based quads

>>148958641
Combat frequency isn't what matters, it's combat potency. Lucifer is so far beyond the abilities of basic hellborn (ignoring that he doesn't go out fighting for funsies anyway) that it'd be like an Anon living in a preschool full of toddlers that fight all day. Sure, you're surrounded by combat, but it's so far beneath you that it's irrelevant for your peer-fighting abilities.

>>148958641
heaven is ridiculously OP in hellaverse, the only reason why lucifer is considered the strongest being in hell is because he's literally the only seraphim living in there, heaven presumably has plenty of seraphims who are either on par with him or stronger, so he'd be nothing special there.

>>148959143
We'll just say it's his sinner form

>>148958641
Jack would win

>>148958888
i wish we had an octavia version of this

>>148959784
We sorta do.

>>148959784
lute version

>>148959836
>lutegame
Imagine...

>>148959840
not even anon could fix lute

>>148959904
Of course not. She would make Anon E. Mousse worse.

>turns out demons - proper demons - are not bound to any singular physical form like hellborn are
>high ranking beings like Paimon can be an owl, dromedary, wolf, hydra, even male or female
>on one dark night, you had chatted up a milf in a bar
>she seemed odd at the time, but you didn't need beer goggles to see she was completely stacked
>one thing led to another, and you found yourself in a motel with both a hangover and drained balls
>some two decades later, the lights flicker
>a black silhouette bleeds its way into reality, shifting from shape to shape before settling on the form of an owl woman
>"Ah, Anonymous! It's certainly been a bit, how've you been?"
>you stammer out some half-hearted attempt at small talk
>"Good, I've been just swell! My son just got married, it was a lovely ceremony - ah but I'm burying the lead. He's YOUR son, too... would you like to meet him?"

>>148960595
Hold on
I recall a series of greens like this
Also
>MilfPaimon
God damn

>>148958559
I would severely doubt Vortex is weaker than Loona.
Also Millie solo'd Crim's entire organization using female meme anger and we've never really seen him do much besides order people around, Crim should be at least a level down.

>>148960595
>turns out demons - proper demons - are not bound to any singular physical form like hellborn are
>high ranking beings like Paimon can be an owl, dromedary, wolf, hydra, even male or female

I mean this should be basic canon here, its canon on actual demology.
for a show trying to hard to be LGBT friendly its amazing how they lose such a chance to show characters who dont give a absolute fuck to what gender is

>>148960771
Would have also given Viv a chance to draw alternate gender designs for many of her characters. Succubi and Incubi are even the same creature appearing differently, Verosika and the others would and should be able to swap back and forth. I suspect it's because creatures not needing labels is a hard sell to an audience that lives and dies on labels.

>>148958983
If she had that kind of power there would be no need for exterminations, she could just nuke pentagram once a year herself.

>>148961150
She has the same hang up as Carmilla does, totally okay with being responsible for senseless slaughter as long as it’s not done by her personally.

>>148961284
So your defense is that she's retarded?

>>148960771
To be fair Helluva Boss' plot couldn't be a story about a sad gay trapped in an arranged marriage if Stella could just immediately become a dude at will

>>148960698
I remember that. Anon basically became a threeway dad for Moxxie, Blitzo and Stolas (with female versions being more kino.)

Femstolas going full on 'Daddy's little girl was epic

>>148962041
>dad for Moxxie, Blitzo
I don't remember that part
Must have missed it or forgotten about it, been a long time since I've seen it.
>Femstolas going full on 'Daddy's little girl was epic
Sounds adorable

>IMP constantly gets pissed whenever they play RPG games with Anon
>Anon always picks classes with heavenly/light/holy magic purely to be able to kill demon/monster classes quicker
>"Look guys how else am I going to be able to deal with high level end game enemies? Someone has to send the soul sucking scum fucking demon pricks back to the rotten pit they came from. No offense."
>"ANON DAS RAYCISS!"

BEEEEEEE!

>>148958500


>Actually gets shit done
>All of his children are gay and useless

What were they trying to say?

>hell is predominantly some flavor of faggot, heteros are actually relatively rare
>(you)'ve been seeing Loona for quite some time
>you eventually confess you haven't exactly dated many girls before you met her
>she naturally assumes you were gay and she managed to turn you straight

>>148962477
>>hell is predominantly some flavor of faggot, heteros are actually relatively rare
What did Viv mean by this?

>>148962072
Hootgame content with Stella...
I'm not even talking romance, how would you handle run-ins with her?

>>148962596
She'd probably just dismiss Anon as another of Stolas' annoying toys.

>>148962080
I feel like it's kinds shit how holy beings in the shows are weak to... holy things? Or is it supposed to represent something that can pierce everything, no matter what?

>>148962609
>Anon we could have talked it out with that NPC you just killed
>"Look it's not my fault if a little smack with a holy hammer banished the demon back to hell. Maybe git gud scrub".

>>148962477
>Straight people are a rarity in hell
No wonder Angel Dust is popular.
I can theoretically assume lots of guys are going to be gunning for Anon to turn him back gay
>Stolas fw his apprentice is straight

>>148962477
>Anon gets found out when he ha sex with Loona
>"Anon, your asshole....it isn't gaping or seeping?" Do you only top other men?"
>"uhhhhhhh"
>"Anon, are you a fucking BREEDER?!"

>>148962603
She would...until you start to date her daughter, at which point shed definitely take a more active interest in you
And by that i mean try and get rid of you by making your life hell
A bit like how trish doesnt start off as a complete bitch in snoot, but quickly shifts into gear once you start falling in love with fang

How accurate is this height chart?

>>148962970
there's no point in trying to find a consistent height for the characters, the show has them all over the place

>>148962970
Stolas should be at least eight to ten feet tall.

I must apologies Anons I did plan on doing a Stella green
but so far it hasn't turned out the way I think it should be and I'm watching Red Dawn with friends and don't want the distraction to affect the green. I'll maybe do it tomorrow
Again my apologies Anons

Would magic passively make you stronger/better, or is it something that always needs to be "activated"?

>>148963655
Depends, is it wizard based or sorcerer based type of magic?

>>148963674
Seems to be wizard-based, what with the grimoires. Maybe a bit of both, honestly.

>>148958480 (OP)
He doesn't give a fuck

>>148958559
Why the fuck would Lilith be that far above Adam? She is jut a Sinner while he is an Angel. That puts him above her by default. There is nothing she can do to kill him. Lilith is so fucking overrated.

Stolas was confirmed to be more powerful than Alastor by the writer. Final Word of God.

>>148958559
Few nitpicks here. The two demons Lucifer picked to personally bodyguard Charlie should be a lot higher than that. Lute being able to one shot one of them puts her in extremely powerful as well but a ways behind Adam IMO.

>>148965138
I don't think Lute would be able to win against the Overlords, especially since she's a melee attacker and doesn't have fuck-off lasers like Adam

>>148962755
Anon is gonna have to guard his bootyhole, certain powers are gonna wanna take his anal virginity away

>>148962222
>quads
Honestly if I were Paimon I'd start to wonder if my sperm is defective

How would an older octavia behave?
Would she be an evil cunt like her mom?
Would she be a selfish hedonist like her dad?

>>148965794
Probably just socially awkward and keeps to herself

>>148965794
I honestly can't see her emulating either one of her parents.

>>148965981
>>148966385
i can see a ”bad ending” version of her taking on some of their worse qualities
after all, children do learn to mimic their parents, whether they want to or not

>>148965654
>"Ok Anon, here we have a fine selection of willing bachelors to take your first time as a homosexual."
"Stolas why."
>"Ep ep ep! No complaints now. All these young, strapping, horny-"
>Your teacher had to shiver a bit
>"-gentlemen want to bump uglies with you. So please choose carefully."
>You look at the cacophony of demons, imps, and hellhound men in front of you
>You're really not in the mood for this
"Can I at least filter them out."
>"Hmmm of course. Of course."
"Ermm... I kind want of to be the top."
>With a clap of Stolas talons, several men suddenly disappeared much to your surprise
>Now there a few selection of more... submissive demons
>One pudgy demon sheepishly waved at you
>Eughh
"Not to be rude, but can we go for someone lighter? Maybe light enough so my pelvis won't hurt afterwards."
>Stolas looked a bit offended at your choice but nonetheless clapped again, using his magic to filter out more demons
>This continued until one was left
"Oh for fucks sake."
>"Damn dude, I didn't think you'd prefer the Chaz man himself!"
>The shark strolled up to you with confidence that'll make your eyes burn
"For fucks sake how? I thought you were a top
>"So is spaghetti until it turns wet."
"That's not-"
>You rubbed your hands on your face in frustration at the wrong use words
>Beside you, Stolas was giddy
>"Oooh I am proud you're finally having gay sex Anon!"

>>148966431
Possible, at least unintentionally
>>148966521
kekk

>>148965138
I wonder if her prosthetic arm will give her upgrades for season two

>>148963028
You don't need to apologize, just post when you do have something.

>>148965475
Lute having a crazy arm cannon would be so cool.

>>148969877
>"Why the FUCK did you save him?!"
>"He brings me joy."

I find it funny that the worse they make Stella, the harder people simp for her, when they'd probably fucking hate any real woman who acts like that.

>>148965794
She'd presumably be very cold, serious, and withdrawn and see both her parents as immature dumbasses at best. I doubt she'd be purposefully cruel but the chances of getting anything besides intimidating professionalism out of her would be close to nill.

>>148970226
Eh, I don't know. It genuinely feels like Stella's character was made cartoonishly flat to pump up Stolas, her fans seem to have given Viv too much credit in the beginning and now they're clinging to a more nuanced version of Stella Viv was never going to be able to write even if she wasn't fujo-brained. The Stella we got does basically nothing but twirl mustaches all day, far cry from what a more competent show would have come out with.

>Stolas wants to make Anon his apprentice because it might be funny
>Anon in this instance is a dimensional traveler from our timeline
>Anon keeps reading grimoires and summoning demons from our world
>Demons from our world are 5x as strong as any demon from Vivzie's hell
>Stolas and the IMP Crew have to constantly cleanse Anon of demonic hauntings and demonic entities whenever he comes back from vacation
>"Anon why the FUCK did you try and summon a Succubus GF"? You can just go down to lust for some!"
>"Well these neat people on this internet site called /x/..."

>>148971170
>Anon decides one day to mess with the Stolas from our dimension
>The one he knows isnt that bad, just a little fruity
>So how horrible could this one be?
>IMP had to get both octavia and stolas to help make the ritual to banish the demon back to real hell while they held off the possessed, half owl, half man abomination that anon had turned into from goring them and taking their souls
>On the bright side, at least octavia and stolas got some quality father-daughter bonding time

>>148969877
When asked "Why did you save him?", what will your response be?

>>148971429
>"Mmm, fishe"

>>148971320
>It's not even just Normal Christianity that's true
>It's more like Ghostbusters or Supernatural where there's shittons of monsters and spirits running around
>"Hey guys I'd like you to meet Azazel! He's teaching me all kinds of things about blacksmithing. I also think he wants to open a door to start a three-way between Lilith, Leviathan and some guy called Samael who lives in space. Or maybe he is the door and it's a four way..."
>"Either way he's really excited about it."

>>148971477
>loona tail cuddles
imagine

>>148971748
>All the demons Anon brings back mostly speak in black demon tongue that only Stolas knows
>Stolas gets Nightmares from the horrific shit they spew from their mouths
>Anon just thinks the sexy Succubus has a fun way of talking dirty

>>148958480 (OP)
I am stuck at work and miserable.
May I ask for one cute or suggestive Emily?

>>148971000
So basically you have to change her character to make her personality completely unrecognizable in order to actually like her. You might as well be talking about a completely different character, or make an OC with the personality you actually want. Make her Stella's twin sister or some shit.

need more art of this hooter

I want a pretty gyaru succubus GF NOW.

>>148972618
Eh, it is what it is. Besides, considering what other critters we could be putting up with I find them to be the much lesser evil.

why is this thread so slow, do people no longer care about vivzieslop?

>>148973522
Last thread was pretty busy, it seems to go up and down. Plus it's the middle of the week, people are probably busy.

How exactly did you guys even get into this fandom? Were you here from the beginning or did you come in later? I came in pretty late in the game, I imagine things were much brighter back when season 1 was airing.

>>148958480 (OP)
>What's he been doing this whole time? What was he doing during the trial?
Fucking more bitches.

>>148966521
>"Stolas, how's this supposed to help with my training?"
>"Training?"

>>148973671
>How exactly did you guys even get into this fandom?
you go by the assumption that we ”are part of” this fandom
i just lurked the threads to see what its all about and fell in love with the octavias design, her personality is pretty cute too
havent watched a single episode of either show and i dont intend to, but i am reading a samurai jack in vivziehell fanfic and its pretty fun so far

>>148973820
>samurai jack in vivziehell fanfic
Can you link me or give me the title or something? Sounds like potential kino.

>>148973850
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14390407/1/A-Samurai-in-Hell

its pretty fun so far, but i am at chapter 15 and i feel like the story might not actually be finished, i hope it has a proper end and its not just on hiatus

>>148973941
>fanfiction.net
Boy that's a blast from the past. Thanks anon.

Will she get a speaking role?

>>148974601
Likely not. And the off chance she does? A couple lines max.

Now if Belphegor were male, Vivzie would be a lot more generous.

>>148973522
Chapter 4 of my loona fic is delayed

>>148974679
You said about two weeks, yeah?
>>148974666
Sad but true, Satan.

I have a green I'm writing but I hit a slump, I'll probably get to it eventually but I'm also going to be busy for a while.

If you died and went to Viv's hell, what would your sinner form be?

>>148974947
I think it depends on how you die?
I like to imagine that i'd be something cool like a cat man or an eagle, but probably would end up as a rat or a living pillow or something
Isnt your form supposed to be something which would further add to your torment?

>>148975035
I dunno, in theory but a lot of the sinner forms don't seem to be much of a torment. I mean how do you end up a big ol dino lady? And Carmilla and that other Vee what's-her-tits look like humans in makeup iirc.

>>148975064
Shes still a reptilian monster, maybe she misses her old face, who knows?
But desu the whole idea of vivzie's hell is retarded. You mean to tell me that people can murder, cannibalize and ritually sacrifice other people IRL, die, go to hell and end up even MORE powerful than they were in life, allowing them do keep doing those awful things that landed them in hell in the first place?
Hell is meant to punish sinners, not give them super powers, the imps and hellhounds should be the ones torturing and enslaving the sinners, not 2nd citizens class in their own homeland

>>148975207
No wonder everyone hates sinners.
They're basically muzzies.

>>148975207
>imps and hounds are all wagies poking imprisoned sinners with pitchforks all day
>everyone hates I.M.P. for giving them more work to do

>>148975373
>>imps and hounds are all wagies poking imprisoned sinners with pitchforks all day
Worse, they are GOVERNMENT wagies, while IMP are a completely private enterprise
They would probably absolutely loathe them

>>148975401
>"Oh so YOU'RE the reason I got RSI in my whipping arm."
>"You... you know we've got like trillions of souls down here, right? We barely even make a drop in this fucking hellhole."
>"Whatever, bitch."

>>148974871
>You said about two weeks, yeah?
Remains to be seen. I might be able to squeeze something out in a few days if I’m lucky. I do want to write, because a lot of Ch. 4 will be on the fluffier side.

>Loona offers an olive branch to Anon at the party rather than continue to put fuel on the fire
Would Anon take it?

>>148975540
If it takes a little longer to get it where you need to be that's perfectly fine, it'll be ready when it's ready

>>148974947
>If you died and went to Viv's hell, what would your sinner form be?

Probably some shitty sparkledog but if I got to choose.

>Look like a Beetlejuice style cartoony dead person ghost
>only semi corporeal and have 'ghost powers' and do all kinds of crazy shit with my body
>"downside" is stuff like my head occasionally falling off or if I drink alcohol it pours out of bullet holes

Actually could be fun if you combined it with dimension hopping anon when he dies and somehow finds himself in Viv Hell, but he's still a 'real' ghost.
>>148971979
>>148971748
>>148971320
>>148971170

>>148975575
Assuming this is based in HILTLHH, unlikely imo.
>>148975596
>Beetlejuice actually incoporating the fatal injury into the undead form.
This is what I feel is missing from the show.

>>148975207
Maybe Hell used to operate on the punishment system but Lilith convinced Lucifer to stop and just rule over them instead.
Which could then tie into why Heaven started Exterminations, to provide the punishment Sinners deserve since the Devil won’t do it.

>>148975594
In the Loonafic? I suspect the shock of having to fight for their lives together may have both humbled them and gave them a slight bond. Anon probably wouldn't have.

>>148975648
Meant for >>148975575

>>148975663
Dummy.

>Anon tries to bring back a succubus from our dimension to try a threesome with a vivzie one in Lust
>Succubus proceeds to rape everything in a 5 mile radius around it before it is killed
>That part of Lust is taken out of action for years as all the succubi are too traumatized to have sex anymore
>Anon accidentally ends up saving more innocent souls by being a horny dumbass

>>148971000
Not only Stella was changed to pump up Stolas
but alot of the characters fit this description
Stella is just the primary example
>>148972777
Here ya go Anon
>>148973671
>How exactly did you guys even get into this fandom?
I beg your pardon?

>>148965794
She'd be more like Paimon. That was his entire plan.
>Have a faggot failure son that is Stolas
>Can tell at a young age that he's fucked
>Pair him with terrible woman he'll hate
>They'll have an heir, neglect her, and turn her into the perfect Goetia

>>148976106
>Octavia was meant from day 1 to have a shitty childhood
>It was supposed to make her ruthless, selfish, petty and all around a nasty person
>But then anon appeared into her life and began making her life better
How would paimon get rid of him without her or his failure of s son knowing?

>>148976154
Couldn't he just show up and smite him? Human warlocks - even the best ones - are probably only on the cusp of Overlord, Solomon only got the better of them because he had a magic ring as a cheat code.

>>148976154
If Anon suddenly vanished, I'm pretty sure everyone would know something happened to him.

>>148976212
>Paimon resolves to kill/imprison you and disguise himself
>once he's taken your place, he'll abuse the shit out of Octavia and her friends to put her back on track as a sociopath
>begin boss fight
>objective: survive long enough for Via to arrive and see him for what he is

>>148976180
What>>148976212 said
If he just disappeared or if he literally walked up to anon and smote him there would be a lot of headache in store for him
Sure, hed get rid of anon, but olivia and stolas would never forgive him, and whats the point of grooming tavi into a proper goetia if shes just gonna disown her own name and leave in exile?
He cant just kill him

>>148976286
What if Paimon took over Anon's body and soul?

>>148976262
Even so, if Anon started acting like a dickhead for no reason people would know something's wrong.

>>148976154
>>148976262
Hitmen, accidental deaths, incitement of division leading to a boiling point.

Or a straight up trolley dilemma.
>>148976325
Well, dickhead more than usual.

>>148976262
>pic

>Paimon believes he can smite Anon
>What he didn't account for was Anon bending him over to punish that twunk ass
>"S-Stop it human! *plap* H-How dare *plap* Unghhh!" I am Paimon, prince of H-Hel- *plap plap plap*

>>148976154
I assume he'd initially look down on Anon since Stolas picked him, so he'd lay down an ultimatum of him testing Anon. Assuming he shows enough competence in magic, Paimon might allow it assuming Anon followed his strict guidance. If Anon does, then it can all go well. If not, Paimon would probably just take Anon and Octavia's child when it's born.

>>148976354
Anon I don't think any goetia will accept a cambion as an heir, monarchies are pretty serious about their bloodlines

>>148976349
>Stolas and Octavia's face when they were rushing to Anon's location to warn them about Paimon

>>148976154
Weird question, I get the ruthless part but why would he want her to be petty and nasty? Wouldn't a cold pragmatic schemer be more useful than a petty small minded bitch like her Uncle? Or does Paimon just enjoy making backstabbing, sociopathic, but pathetic aristocrats?

>>148958559
Lucifer is literally just a petulant child who wins his way by fooling people into sin, he's probably no higher than Verosika at the most

>>148976402
They are in hell, being petty and nasty is a prerequisite when so is every other stuck up noble, otherwise you'd come off as weak

>>148976380
Demons are made just as often as they are born anon. Assuming Anon shows the potential and knowledge for demonic magic to the point where Paimon approves of him, he'll turn into a demon.
>>148976402
Alternatively, as this anon mentioned, it could be that Paimon intended for Octavia to find some human fling to soften the bitch part. Once he dies she would still be cold and ruthless, as her love is dead, but not some petty, nasty brat because the love still matured her.

>>148976455
>Demons are made just as often as they are born anon. Assuming Anon shows the potential and knowledge for demonic magic to the point where Paimon approves of him, he'll turn into a demon.
Are you implying Paimon will have Satan "promote" Anon into a Goetia?

>>148976449
>>148976455

Combine them

>Paimon wants his heirs to be petty, nasty, foppish, cruel brats because he thinks that's what a noble should be and he's a retard
>After killing Anon Octavia sees right through his bullshit
>Becomes much more sociopathic but becomes a ruthless if affable and reasonable pragmatist who only does horrific things if they advance her goals
>and has no qualms about doing said things if they do advance her goals
>actually starts gaining power partially to get back at Paimon
>Paimon is also horrified and aghast she's working to rise up rather than leeching off infinite inheritance and staying in the same station
>Paimon seethes because this isn't how things are supposed to go and has a 5 year old bitch fit while Octavia manages to take over several rings in everything but name.

>>148976455
>Demons are made just as often as they are born
Now we are just going purely on headcanons and 40k lore
Literally all sinners in vivzie's slop are born human and remain distinctive from proper hellspawn
Heck, it might not even be possible for anon and octavia to procreate, both as a human and as a sinner, after he dies, which would make their union null and void as far as nobles are concerned
We simply dont know if sinners are capable of gaining enough power to rival the nobility, or if anon could be turned into a daemon prince or something

>>148976495
NTA but Maybe not a Goetian but likely an Overlord which should be sufficient enough for Paimon
Basically Anon would be made into the lowest nobility
Though would Octavia appreciate Anon's new form

>>148976540
Your right, we don't know. You don't, I don't, Viv certainly doesn't. But when it comes to divine magic in a setting about where the soul goes to rest, the concept of demonic magic tainting the soul is thematic, especially in a setting where simply doing evil actions will literally change your soul when you arrive in hell.

>>148976562
>Though would Octavia appreciate Anon's new form
>Anon dies and gets vivzie-fied
>Because of his pact with stolas and love with octavia, he becomes an owl demon
>But he is not a true goetia, so he is nowhere near as tall, doesnt have glowing eyes and still retains some human quirks
I think pic related would fit him best, the little owl

>>148976605
I kinda like that, he ends up looking the most like an actual owl probably.

>>148976722
Or if not an owl, then another avian
I thought that a dove would fit for an E4 or E3 anon, because they are supposed to be "heavenly" birds and symbols of peace
Also, pigeons and doves are smaller than owls and sometimes hunted by them
He could also be a crow, which are smart birds who are known to have beef with owls, which would juxtapose nicely with him and octavia loving eachother

>Anon Heaven is so hypocritical, do you know they swear up there? Can you fucking believe that?
>Unlike us we are true to ourselves down in Hell.
>"Uh, yeah sure...
>Anon spasms and his neck spins 360 degrees
>Maybe being near all these nasty demons and being in literal hell isn't good for the soul...
>But Anon doesn't want to be demonophobic

>>148976943
>>Anon spasms and his neck spins 360 degrees
>Anon and octavia decide to try out something new in bed
>She possesses him
>Instead of being a pleasurable and intimate experience, its ends up being quite unpleasant for the both of them
>Who would have thought that the spiritual equivalent of sticking both of yourselves into a fridge would be uncomfortable?

>>148976999
>Octavia enters anon's body
>She tries to make it pleasurable for him, but fails miserably
>Not only that, but she feels herself be squeezed by his own soul
>Decides to get out, but then she realizes, she doesnt know how
>Oh no
>Que anon and octavia working together to get anon dressed and go find stolas to unfuck this while both having control over the same body
>Also que them trying to come up with an explanation as to why it happened in the first place

>possession sex
Could this work other species of hellborn or only Goetian?

>>148976919
>a crow
I like this idea.

>>148976999
>Octavia for some reason wants to fuck anon who is obviously being corrupted
>All the demons just assume he is practicing good demon culture as he barfs black goo from his mouth and ears
>People think he's just doing makeup as his skin becomes sickly and pale from hell's influence
>random outbursts of violence are seen as Anon wanting to make Millie feel welcome as a Wrath demon
>If only they knew his soul was being slowly corrupted and his heart was turning black

>>148977233
>Demon anon is literally just the long quiet
Huh
Do we have any StP and HB crossover art?

>>148977362
We don't, which is a shame cause I could see Stella as a perfect shoe in for the princess. Also Anon becoming a crow (who have beefs with owls) feels like a small bit of nice symmetry with Slay the Princess.

>>148965794
>>148976106
what are the chances IF she doesn't want to take stolas place after being lied to?

>>148977393
>I could see Stella as a perfect shoe in for the princess
From a design perspective i guess, but i personally would prefer either loona or tavi
Or keep stella, but have tlq be played by stolas

>>148977593
>>148977393
>Stella and stolas decide to go to marriage counseling
>They go to paimon
>He just sticks them in a 4 dimensional box and lets them kill eachother for a couple of minutes (millennia would pass in the box)
>They somehow manage to break out
>Things seem fixed
>They immediately go back at each other's throats the next day

>>148977593
I'm more thinking about Stella's personality, I can read the Princess' threatening lines in her voice and it just works. Octavia I couldn't see pulling that off.

>>148958757
>muh is not about power levels
>Still a lot of the setting and plot is focused on literal power dynamics with HH having several episodes focused on fighting

>>148959025

In hellaverse, higher rank MEANS higher power. Adam was made the leader of Heavens forces and THEN he was made to lead the exterminations because dude was the one with the idea

>>148977613
>I can read the Princess' threatening lines in her voice and it just works
What about the sweet lines, when shes at your mercy, or when shes being playful?
I dont think those would fit as well

>>148977612
>that's it, back into the 4d lattice you go
Sidenote, Paimon as the narrator would be real kino.

>>148977767
True but I don't think Octavia could do the threatening ones, and Loona while able to threaten isn't someone I can see pulling off the noble cockiness.

If demons from our world are stronger, imagine how powerful religious stuff is. An imp merely touching a 5 dollar wooden cross would have his arm fucking burned off.

>>148977792
We could break the mold and use both of them
When you pick up the knife you are locked into the stella route, but when you leave the knife you are locked into the octavia one

>>148977872
Ehh, I don't think that works with the theme. We should just use one waifu. Incidentally I've been thinking about slay the princess and the way the princess changes based on your perception of her feels pretty similar to how your waifu changes based on the beholder. Stella fans, some of them like how evil she gets and others see a sweeter side that we never got to see in the series. I don't know, I think if we're imagining a hypothetical crossover, Stella fits as the princess if you view her under that lens. It's on point.
I mean, are any of our waifus really the "true" version of the character? Did we mold her into something else in our minds? Could we actually handle who she really is if we saw beyond that little idealized slice? That game actually kinda fucked with me.

>>148977467
Why wouldn't she? Paimon isn't the one that lied to her, it was Stolas. Honestly, the series works much better if you replace the mastermind with Paimon instead of Andreas/Stella
>Gets Stolas cast down for misuse of the grimoire
>Stolas is on the same social rank as Blitzo
>Stella is out of the picture entirely
>He no longer has to worry about Octavia, she's serving the purpose she was meant to, a precautionary heir
>It's everything Stolas wanted
>But for some reason he isn't happy
It'd be so much better than the fuckin ice bird faggot

>>148972352
Have an Emily green Anon

>>148978222
Meant for >>148972036

ahem
sex with female stolas
old hag owl sexo

>>148978374
She looks like she fucks government agents

>>148978374
>old hag owl sexo
Future old hag owl sexo

>>148978374
FemStolas/Solas is good
and while I prefer the lovable Stella
Roxanne the Demon Mother needs some love too
>>148978752
Look while that design is good
I don't want THAT future Octavia

>>148958672
NTA and its a good image stop paying attention to file names

>>148971477
Icey needs to give into the dark side already

>>148976342
>>148976349
>>148976392
lololololololol
>hello darkness my old friend

>>148978851
Negative he shouldn't
Too many artist already waste time drawing porn
and if he does porn there goes away the charm of his drawings
I do wish he'd draw other characters in his style but I won't complain if he declines

>>148978886
>draws loona and anon as bf/gf
>has her talking about sleeping with other people instead of her
>doesnt want to draw what would occur
ok

>>148958559
>stella that fucking high
All she has going for her is her title, never once did she show of any magical abilities and the most physical we've seen her is when she threw imps around and tried to slap Stolas. I want to see if she can fight, but really it just feels like she's just a noble and that's it.

>>148978812
Is being a single mother more or less hated in Succubus society?

>>148979082
Petty much yeah, she's not a great person and she doesn't get to do much in the story. But I'd nail the bird.

>>148979082
Excuse me BIGOT, vivzie has stated Andre is a HOMOSEXUAL.

At what point does Anon learn about the unkillable-ness of Sinners and Goetias? As well as Goetia's beyond horseshit-tier regeneration

>>148979458
Do Goetia always come back from the dead, I though that was sinners only?

>>148979082
Damn right!

>>148979510
As in they can't actually die unless harmed by holy things
It's very limiting

>>148979656
>Anon smacks an annoying Goetian party guest with a 3 dollar plastic cross he got from JC Penneys as a semi joke
>Its from his IRL dimension where all holy, and hellish things are multiplied like 20 times
>Ends up blowing half the fuckers face off like he just took a shotgun blast to the skull
>Everyone steps back from Anon, horrified

>>148979671
IRL dimension...?

>>148979756
I imagine anon is from our world, where demonic and holy stuff has much more power as it has actual seriousness behind it and Hell isn't just some queer orgy for Vivienne Medrano to write about.

>>148958480 (OP)
>entrusted his son with a spellbook
>son grows up to be a total fag and screws things up so royally (lol) he loses his right to the book along with his powers and becomes a commoner
>doesn't show up at any point to scold or make fun of him for failing this hard
>might as well not even have been in the season opener at all
It cannot be emphasized enough just how much damage the flashback prelude did to this show, regardless of the incompetence involved.

>>148978508
>*Zoom in a facility with various agents and scientists experimenting with demonic artifacts*
>*Upbeat background music*
>*Zooming in on one agent wiping away his shades before putting them on*
>My name is... Agent One
>Real name is classified really
>Anyway, I belong in an organization that battles the army of darkness
>*Agent one strolls through the facility showing all the wacky and horrifying creatures they have to fight back*
>You know, the ones you christians have heard of from the bible?
>I'm jewish by the way, but hey two sides of the same coin, along with islam I think
>I'm getting off topic
>*Scene cuts to Agent Two strangling an imp before kicking it back to a portal*
>That lady there? My partner Agent Two
>Sure we aren't the most effective team, but we get things done
>*Suddenly a portal pops in front of Agent one*
>*Femstolas pops up and and she waves at him*
>Also there is some sort of demon bird lady in love with me, don't know what's that about
>*Agent One forcefully pushes her head back into the portal and it disappears*
>But hey, with this line of work, you don't expect normality
>*Agent One fixes his tie and walks towards the camera with a confident smile*
>*He tilts his head forward to let his eyes peak on top of the glasses*
>After all, this is one-
>*Helluva Job theme song*

>>148979059
I feel like Stella should have (somewhat literal) retard strength, as a contrast to Stolas’ supposed magical prowess, also that reminds me isn’t Stolas supposed to be invincible aside from angelic weaponry?

>>148980042
>>148979458
Nevermind, apparently I’m late to the party.

>>148958559
fixed it

>>148958559
We have seen zero indications that Stella has any real magical powers.

>>148962970
Even the heights in the series can change from episode to episode.
Sometimes drastically.

Stolas shrinks and grows all the damn time.

>>148974601
All the sins introduced have gotten an episode.
I assume she will as well.
Probably even a musical number.

>>148979082
>a character who has almost no redeeming qualities
That would be Stolas R. Goetia.

>>148978834
>noo stop noticing!

>>148980840
I mean yeah get a life. Its okay that's what changing filenames are for. So internet autists cant paint a psychological profile of us and violate our anonymity.

>>148979082
It's funny how Stella having fans makes you squirm this badly. Can't argue that spamming nets you (you)s.

>>148980857
Kek that's not autism that's having memory longer than a goldfish.

>>148979458
... I don't think that's something you can "learn", you either have it or you don't.
>>148979510
Sinners and every demon above them can only be killed by angelic weapons. I don't know how sinner regen works but Andre shrugged off being beaten up and having his throat ripped out.

>>148978886
Agreed, man knows his niche and he's good at it

>>148978899
it's about him cuddling with her tail, dingus

>>148976419
We literally see him no diff Adam on-screen and basically use magic powers to create things from nothing. Did you even watch it or do you just watch the songs on YouTube?

Test

>>148979656
I don't think it's just holy things, but some weird universal power ranking. Holy weapons can definitely kill them, but Stolas was fully expecting execution after the trial. It'd be strange to execute him with something from Heaven, so there's definitely other ways they have to kill them.

>>148981848
Pentious also supposedly died to a blast of holy power. I don't know, Hazbin's lore is all made up and the points don't matter.

>>148969877
>>148969896
maybe if it was female chaz

>>148982057
Next you'll say,
>Salsa.

>>148982213
Sriracha

>>148982582
...!

Satan wouldn't be so smug if you raped him, just saying.

>>148983760
Satan would get his ass beat by a common Warhammer Bloodletter demon so yeah, probably.

>>148983800
Too bad Warhammer sucks.

>>148983836
no YOU SUCK

>>148979981
That sounds autistic

>>148981848
Maybe you just need to be strong enough, or have something strong enough, and holy bullshit is currently the most easily-accessible?
What the fuck was that executioner axe?

>>148983916
It's the same level of autism as Anon just falling into a hell portal and becoming Stolas's apprentice. Might as well make it interdimensional.

>>148983956
Meh, makes shit needlessly complicated

>>148983836
Who knew bashing action figures together could only entertain you for so long.

>>148983953
Yeah I dunno and I doubt it'll be explained, I guess potent enough angel or demon energy is enough to kill either party.
>>148983990
>action figures
Not even, they're little army men.

>>148984012
More or less the same thing on a smaller scale, anon.
Regardless of whether you enjoy it or not, that's what it is.

>>148983989
Yes but Anon bringing back real demons is funny.

>>148983956
Isekai's pretty lazy, anon.

>>148984105
It's already an isekai by Anon falling into literal Hell and not being raped and murdered instantly.
>Falling into a portal and ending up in a nice and friendly GREATER DEMON's garden
and
>Falling into an interdimensional portal and ending up in a nice and friendly GREATER DEMON's garden
are on the same level.

>>148983956
>Might as well make it interdimensional.
no

>>148984012
In that case why the fuck did Stolas go to punch Andre without any kind of plan
Surely he knows about his own regeneration properties, right?

>>148984231
>In that case why the fuck did Stolas go to punch Andre without any kind of plan
He's retarded.

>>148984231
Bad writing? In my Helluva Boss? Nah...

>>148984156
Not really, know. Earth, Hell, and Heaven are connected in the two shows, going to a different realm doesn't really count as another world entirely. Is time travel supposed to be an isekai now? And why the fuck would you just slap a party guest, are you autistic?

>>148984470
Anon is already a fucking party guest you numbskull, you acting like it's some great change is dumb.

What do you guys think hellhound spas are like? I can't imagine the stereotypical "mud bath" being a thing with their fur.

>>148979981
>I imagine anon is from our world
Nah, HootAnon is from Vivzie Earth.

>>148958559
>Molly not in Irrelevant
Literally a background character
>St. Peter at Below Average
Why the fuck would someone in such an important position be below average, I feel like he'd be in Above Average at least (bare minimum, he'd be more powerful than the CHERUBS crew.)

>>148981099
Boyfriends and girlfriends have sex

>>148981099
You shouldn't have poked the retard, now he'll never shut up.

She's kind of stupid.

>>148984729
>Stella takes fashion tips from "high society succubus"
>She looks amazing, but its weird for her

>>148984772
She's probably never worn pants once in her life.

>>148984554
What are you talkimg about? You sound insane.

Imagine gut punching Mammon and he doubles over before crapping out treasure and shrinking until he's a head on legs next to a fat pile of gold coins, gold bars and gems.

>>148984584
I never said I was using Hootnon though.

>>148971477
Using Loona's tail as a pillow...

>>148984946
Me too, Anon. Me too.

>>148984934
>IRLAnon
Alright then carry on

>>148978886
He does draw other characters in the same style
It's colorful horse show

>>148984918
Anon what the fuck
>>148984557
Rather specific, but I imagine claw sharpening and fur treatments are the main offers. Maybe they even do full-body dyes.

>>148978851
Already gave up trying to replicate his style with AI? I don't blame you.

>>148985003
Lots of brushing too.

>>148985003
>Anon what the fuck
What, you thought he was just a fatass? Where did you think he was hiding his hoard if not in his stomach?

>>148985023
You wish cock sucker. I look forward to AI advancing and replicating everything you value. Little artist loyalist.

I want a hellhound to rape me softly. Interspecies romance is based.

>>148985216
>want
>rape
Anon...

>>148978851
>>148978899
>>148985198
I guess we have confirmation that Sandeep actually is into cuckshit. I wasn't sure it was him at first but this confirms it.

>>148985234
Told you. I can smell subhumans from a mile away. Only a matter of time before Loxxie Schizo turns out to be Stolasfag, I reckon.

>>148985198
>Little artist loyalist.
And yet, you want Icey to draw porn for you.

>>148962970
>>148980444
Not very.
Charlie’s canon height is 6’6 and Alastor’s is 7’, which means that Stolas and Vissago are over 9’ tall, possibly 10 if you include their hair/feathers.

>>148985274
I appreciate you Stellabro.

Where the hell did Vassago even come from, anyway? He's not in the series once for over 5 years, he says a few flamboyant mexican words in a single episode, and now he's being pushed everywhere.

>>148985335
He just exists for token points on the VA front.
Thankfully for us that leaves room for exploration of his character.
https://files.catbox.moe/ne1dzv.jpg

>>148985302
>Vaggie and Loona are the only ones who don't look like starving African children

>>148985335
Manufactured popularity. And in light of recent events (the Mexican fetishism in Los Angeles), he might be pushed even more to the forefront. Just you wait.

Enough of this.
Post Stella's fat tits.

>>148985509
https://files.catbox.moe/he4r6i.png

>>148985531
Well shit, thanks.
Source?

>>148985531
>this horrified and repulsed Stolas

>>148985620
Laureano on Furaffinity. He also did this gif >>148979059

>>148985658
I'm not a furry.
But I would for her.

>>148985274
I want him to do it as a means to my end. So since that is off the table, I will have to use another means to the same end.

>>148962970
Not sure because what I've noticed Stolas in that Stock image, in the Pilot and a few of the early episodes he looks really tall but then in that episode where he puts on a human disguise while in Hollywood and was with those monks in the Anti-Blitzo party episode he's like the size of a normal person, same goes with a few other characters.

>>148985844
Ah, of course; I figured it had something to do with AI.

>>148983956
I prefer Anon being sold to Stolas by his parents in some neglectful demon deal
>Anon is neet living with parents
>Comes out to living room one day to see boomer parents in weird esoteric ritual
>Stolas emerges from portal
>Parents ask for riches and such, they offer Anon as a blood sacrifice
>Anon and Stolas double take
>Stolas is nervous at first, so parents fill the silence by talking about how disappointing anon is
>Stolas filled with awkward feeling, sympathy, and feelings he repressed when he was a dissapointment to his own father reach the surface
>Awkwardly 'accepts' the sacrifice, saying he'll just take care of the offering in hell, bringing anon through the portal and throwing some cursed gold towards the parents
>Stolas is now stuck with anon, can't abandon him because he'd live with knowingly dragging him from the pan into the fire and leaving him there
Something like this always struck me as the situation that makes the most sense while still filling in the comedic neglect people show in the series.

>>148986130
I like the one story where Stolas posts on /x/ for an apprentice recruitment thing because he doesn't want to train Octavia and, unfortunately, genuinely responsed to blackedposting

>>148986130
desu, i prefer the idea that anon simply finds a ritual on /x/ or on some other site, casts it and either summons stols or he opens a portal to hell and ends up stranded there
either that, or the demon himself takes an interest in anon and decides to take him as an apprentice, partially to take his mind off his problems and partially to try and get octavia a friend

>>148958480 (OP)
Would Stolas and Blitzo go to the anti ice protests

>>148986559
would vivzie go?
if so, then theres your answer

>>148986243
Yeah same here.

>>148986642
Fucking adorable.

>>148986559
Don't be surprised if she tries to incorporate it in either show via hamfisted allegory.

>Loono and Anona decide to take Octavio to Canada where the drinking age is 18
>a few hours later Octavio is smashed and one allowance of exchanged hell bucks lighter
>"Again! Again! We oughtta do thish every year!"
>"Yeah wait until tomorrow morning, bud. You'll never want to do this shit ever again."
>"How's a demon get drunk off earth alcohol anyways?"

>>148986642
Since we've got this lewd Stella train going...

https://files.catbox.moe/oo9fge.jpg

Stolas is smart, sure, but what does he know?
>>148986685
Noice.

>>148986668
>Mammon paints himself and Greed orange
>"OI WE'RE GONNA MAKE THE GREED RING GREAT AGAIN, STARTIN' WITH DEPORTIN' ALL THE RED FUCKS! FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL, FUCK YEAH!"

>>148986685
Jesus Stella could tickle your face with her eyelashes

What would you guys call it when you really want a furry boyfriend that you don't really kiss or have sex with but kinda just have a beer with and play vidya and stuff?

>>148986606
Honestly no, I don't think she would.
She'd definitely cry about it on social media and act like seeing it is the same as being there, however.

>you`ve been stolas` apprentice for almost half a year, now
>you and octavia are practically a couple and inseparable
>suddenly, your dark master has a genius idea
>he wants himself and octavia to meet your parents and he wont take no for an answer

of course they will be in disguise, but still much taller than your average human
how screwed are you?

>>148986760
Oh, you mean like... a friend? A bro? A pal?

>>148986716
I got a good chuckle out of this. It's too based to be shat out by Vivzie, though; needs to be astronomically dumber.

>>148986766
>"Yeah my girlfriend's dad wants to meet you guys. He's actually my boss. Yeah yeah, I know. He's a little eccentric, just uh, be prepared. Yeah he's gay. And british. No it--*sigh*--it's not the same thing. Alright, love you too."
>*click*

>>148986130
>I prefer Anon being sold to Stolas by his parents in some neglectful demon deal

Ok but make Anon a little kid and make it FemStolas

>Parents do a traditional firstborn son sacrifice in exchange for a massive boon
>summon a very confused (Fem)Stolas
>(Fem)Stolas is confused seeing as she's not really sure why they'd assume a demon would want that
>Parents tell her they assumed she'd eat him
>(Fem)Stolas is aghast and confused why they'd think she'd want that
>Parents are that horrible mixture of polite and insistent that she feels compelled to take the kid for the sake of professionalism
>Decides to take him because he's cute and her own child has grown more distant with her

>>148986820
>Yeah he's gay. And british. No it--*sigh*--it's not the same thing.

>>148986774
>Oh, you mean like... a friend? A bro? A pal?
A best bro. Fuck I'm so lonely.

>>148986820
heh

>>148986766
In the same vein, if you were dating Loona, how would you introduce/prep your parents for her?
Does she behave well around them?

>>148986975
There was a cute green a while back that had him basically explaining that she was a californian who worked at a gun range. I think she'd behave well, definitely come off as a bit "alternative". Loona really isn't the issue, especially as she mellows out in the show (and would mellow out similarly with you). It's Blitzo you have to worry about.

>>148986988
How would you wrangle him? How COULD you wrangle him?

>>148986975
She probably wouldn't spill spaghetti too bad.

>>148986996
>How would you wrangle him?
I wouldn't invite him.

>>148986975
>having to introduce the imp menace himself to my parents
at that point id beg her to just say that shes an orphan and never bring him up, ever
theres no way in hell i am introducing him to two religious eastern european gen Xers

>>148976154
can we get one of those anon x hellaverse character drawings but with Lute instead?

>>148986996
>"He has Asperger's."

Friendship with Loono...

The Owl of Lust has come

>>148976540
>it might not even be possible for anon and octavia to procreate
I think that Charlie's existence points to it being possible

>>148987311
Lilith is a demon, Anon. Not even a sinner (those are explicitly infertile) but something else.

>>148987344
Wasn't Lilith a human originally and first wife of Adan ?

Why isn't he allowed to leave Heaven ?

>>148987374
She may have been originally but I don't know what the fuck she is now. Definitely not human, judging by the horns. My guess is when she went with Lucifer to hell she became a high ranking demon, so Charlie is just a demon child.

>>148987422
Who cares? Knowing Viv it'll be some dumb bullshit.

>>148987422
because he's strange and unique

>>148985228
I've been a good boy. I deserve a little hellhound rape.

>>148987659
You deserve nothing.

>>148987422
Because he's currently the walking dildo for all thirsty angels

>>148987812
Can I at least have a hellhound handy?

>>148986820
>. Yeah he's gay. And british. No it--*sigh*--it's not the same thing.
kek
>>148986642
Cute

>>148985234
Seems like it
Never got the impression Icey was doing cuckshit with that drawing

>>148985274
>Only a matter of time before Loxxie Schizo turns out to be Stolasfag, I reckon.
I speculate he likely is

>>148985216
You alright there Anon?

>>148987079
But i though he lived in pride?

>>148986975
Im not worried with my mother. It's fucking Blitzo that I would be freaking out about.

>>148987881
>>Only a matter of time before Loxxie Schizo turns out to be Stolasfag, I reckon.
>I speculate he likely is
I doubt every schizo is the same guy.

>>148988305
I don't think LS is THE Stolasfag
I speculate is he a Stolasfag

>>148988305
Well, no -- it would be silly to assume that. However, both of these schizos share similar characteristics:

>Hating Stella and her fans
>Running to Stolas' aid; shifting blame onto other characters
>Using fallacies, especially ad hominems and gaslighting
>Writing longwinded posts
>Leftist politics

Of course, male Stolasfags might all be interchangeable, much in the same way AI adherents are; nor do I think LS has ever declared that he hated women like Stolasfag has.

>>148988305
>>148988339
He parrots a LOT of the same ideas and opinions, but I don't think it's him. Granted both are spics but you could throw a rock on this board and hit five.

>>148988515
>nor do I think LS has ever declared that he hated women like Stolasfag has.
Stolasfag absolutely hates Loona, LS is squarely a Loona fan.

I really hope a bunch of hellhounds don't corner me in a Pride alleyway. I hope they don't pin me to the ground and start stripping me down because that would be extremely uncomfortable. It'd also be very distressing if they started stroking my dick and fondling me while they insult me and remark on my being a human in hell. I'd hate it if they took turns fucking my human ass. I sincerely hope none of these things happen as that would not be a good thing.

>>148988544
>Stolasfag absolutely hates Loona
Ah... that's true. I can't imagine he'd make an exception for any woman. Guess I was wrong, then!

>>148988515
>Mammon x Stella
Huh.

SEEEEEEEX

>>148980023
>Helluva Job theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZIfpdK8fBw

Amazing green

I wanna buy Loona a squeaky toy to annoy Moxxie with.

>"Hey, gimme one."
>she hands you what you think is a potato chip
>you bite into it
>".... Loona these are dog biscuits."
>"Yeah, and?"
>"Why did you give me a dog biscuit?"
>"Cause you asked!"

I fell asleep and had a dream that The Flood had invaded Hell and completely changed the narrative of the series by turning this redemption story into a cry for escape from a horrific entity.

>>148990239
Hell does seem pretty weak, a gravemind would totally decimate them.

>>148990284
A malformed sinner crying out for help as she's mutated and subsumed, a Hellhound's jaw breaking to take a larger bite of a shark. The bloated and distended carcass of an exterminator expelling infection forms across the surface of Pride.
It was spooky. The Flood were given Don Bluth levels of animation fluidity.

>>148989737
What would be good episode ideas for this hypothetical show?

Pilot Episode:
>It's Agent One's first mission with Agent Two since they are the worst agents and are close in getting kicked out of the agency.
>The two bicker during their first mission in exorcizing an imp who was stealing stuff in the human world for the denizens of hell.
>It ends with the two learning that their skills complement each other

Episodes:
>Femstolas debut episode as she was summoned by the agency wreaks havoc
>Until she spots Agent One with his glasses off and goes gaga

We need more young Loona and more detailed backstory. Like, where are her parents?

>>148990353
>Where are her parents?
The first victims of the Flood, duh.

>>148990353
>AI pedo slop

>>148990380
Huh? How do you figure?

>>148990335
>FemStolas/Solas would initially give anonymous tips to Agent One about certain entities in hell that are about to start mischievous shenanigans in the mortal realm in order to gain One's trust
>Later would reveal herself as the anonymous tipper only to One out of minor mistrust and mainly jealousy of Two
>but FemStolas/Solas has to be careful about what she says to One so her talks with him don't leak to the rest of the Goetians, Hell or Imp mainly to Blitza/Blitzo. If they're still lovers or at least friends in this timeline

>>148990225
To the Looners of the Thread
How Loona react to seeing you petting a dog?
Not a another hellhound just a normal dog

>>148990484
>Loona react to seeing you petting a dog?
Indifference.

>>148990467
For starters, it's listed as such on Rule 34, generated by someone named Gooberino. Secondly, the lighting is a dead giveaway.

>>148990534
>rule 34
Well well... thanks for the tip on where to find the whole image. I just about gave up searching. Interesting you knew the image details and where to find it. Unpopular opinion here but I like some of the computer generated art.

>>148986130
>>148986836
This is very similar to an idea I had about Anon and Stolas having a backstory.
>Anons grandfather makes a pact with a demon to give him and his descendants generational wealth, woth thw catch being that one will be marked for sacrifice.
>Years later, Anon is born into a rich family but is horribly neglected because why bother getting attached to the sacrificial lamb, leaving anon depressed.
>A young stolas in his early 20's gets tasked with taking care of the sacrifice, but when he sees Anon his developing parental instincts kick in, and decides to make him his apprentice, noth to see of Mortals can use magic, while also wanting to hive him a purpose in life.b
>The two grow very close., to the point where Octavia starts to feel jealousy and resentment towards Anon because of how much attention he gets from her dad

>>148989576
Do you think her hair is soft?

>>148990646
>Interesting you knew the image details and where to find it.
Just wanted to make sure that it was indeed AI. But even with two tags, it literally only took me a couple minutes to find.

>>148990484
That's a good one. Sounds like a finale episode

Another one I thought off
>There demon sensors go off when the local celebrity is planning a concert near their area
>Agent One figures out the idol is a succubus
>Shenanigans of crashing the party by forming an impromptu band with Agent Two

>The agency has a breakthrough and finally gets to connect their router to hellnet
>Agent One and Two are tasked to browse various websites
>"What the hell, all of its just like our earth except they put the word 'Hell' in it!"

>>148958480 (OP)
He doesn't care.

Bump

>>148974601
If she does, i wonder who they would get to voice her

>>148958480 (OP)
boop

>>148990484
>How Loona react to seeing you petting a dog?
Wouldn't bother her anymore than it'd bother you seeing her hand a monkey a banana. She might want to pet the dog too.

>>148990484
>wine aunt cougar Stolas

>>148990800
>Shenanigans of crashing the party by forming an impromptu band with Agent Two

>Both agents have no musical talent
>Rely entirely on synths and auto-tune
>play this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZIfpdK8fBw

Also
>Ghost episode but ghosts are fucking real

>>148992614
>wrong song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvUSC3GVMyU

>>148992629
>Agent One improvising by pressing down random buttons on the synth piano
>Agent Two lip-synching (badly) and bobbing her head
>This infuriates Verosika not because its pulling attention away from her
>But because these posers don't even know how to play music

>>148992703
>One and Two manage to banish Verosika by using Renaissance platonist theory
>That certain tones and scales can affect the spiritual ambience
>One puts in some Hebrew names of God in just to emphasize it
>Music while technically impressive is nearly unlistenable
>End up accidentally becoming a contender for greatest prog rock band of all time

post some hooters

>>148990680
Probably. She seems the type to wash her hair.

>>148993302
Octavia doesn't have an ass.

>>148993481
not yet, but she will, just look at her mother

>give Loona a squeaky toy
>the noise drives Moxxie crazy
>play catch with Loona in the office
>miss
>bounces off the wall and hits Moxxie
>whisper "walkies" to Loona
>tail wags and knocks some papers out of Moxxie's hand

>>148993501
For the moment though she is, dare I say it, assless

>>148993536
>For the moment though she is, dare I say it, assless
perhaps, yet her tiny butt excites me so

>One and Two start a band.
https://youtu.be/yGf-4dNriBo?si=8lYci5x39d1ooeGB

Imagine if Anon dates Loona only to die and wind up in hell as a fucking cat.

>>148993772
Would loona be into that?
On the bright side, they can now both use the same shampoo

>>148958559
Asmodeus is confirmed by the writer/s to be the weakest Sin.

>>148993974
>Would loona be into that?
Depends how she feels about cats. She might learn to love them, or at least (you).
>On the bright side, they can now both use the same shampoo
Kek, I bet she'd tease you too. Being just close enough to a hellhound but still different.
>she calls you a pussy, you call her a bitch before you both snicker
She's absolutely gonna make fun of (you) the second she touches you and catches you purring.

>>148994053
>She's absolutely gonna make fun of (you) the second she touches you and catches you purring.
>Anon and loona take turns petting one another
>When anon scratched her ears and belly she lets her tongue lull out of her mouth and lies on her back
>When loona puts anon in her lap and gently strokes his head he begins to purr while curling up into a ball

>>148994101
>"Hey. Penny for your thoughts?"
>"Sorry what?"
>"Your tail. Always swishes around when you're thinking. So spit it out already, nerd."
It'd be cute.

>>148994101
>Cat!anon and Cat!Two see each other
https://youtu.be/mDtpxEQFyts?si=-IaDr2ZJWS-MtikL

>One and Loona have to pick them up like pic related and separate them

>>148994053
>CatAnon enters the office
>Loona starts playing this to tease him https://youtu.be/hU7fSPaunWw
>Moxxie wonders how Loona got some of his albums

>>148993622
Classic
>One and Two start a band
Depending on which version of One you use
It'll either be something akin to that or space rock(Ben)
https://youtu.be/IfniG-AdSC4
or something more heavier(Jericho)
https://youtu.be/uu-80A6Da0g

>octavia route anon
>ends up as a bird demon
>loona route anon
>ends up as a cat

would a 3rd, harem route anon end up as a gryphon?

>>148994337
>harem

>>148994337
Worse, he turns into a mormon.

>>148994261
>if Catanon has black fur she plays this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u5YLRO0shI

>>148994437
>>148994377
would catnon be black or white?
black cats are heavily associated with witchcraft and magic, and he is a wizard apprentice, but white would stick out more and further juxtapose with him being in hell
maybe a half and half?
loona herself is half white/gray and half black

>>148994455
Maybe a tuxedo cat like Husk? Or maybe he'd have a white patch where his killing wound was.

>>148994437
>>148994455
Real question besides One and Loona, who would Two and Anon touch their tummies, and would they enjoy it?

>>148994526
They're cats. They're gonna be VERY selective about who gets to touch them and where. Just comes with the territory.

>>148994526
>Real question besides One and Loona, who would Two and Anon touch their tummies
in anons case, probably octavia
thing is, cats dont really like having their tummies touched, the cats feel good spot is at the base of their tail, on the spine

>loona is on the couch
>catnon comes in, tired from a whole day of practicing magic with stolas (he made him do the same ritual 20 times over before he got it just right)
>walks up to loona, gets on top of her, gets right up in her space and rubs his head all over her snoot, before he curls up on her lap and falls asleep

uhh, bros, would catnon have a cat penis or a human one?

>>148994550
>Two is very standoffish and hissy towards most people
>Melts into One's touch and becomes a cling purring puddle around him

>Anon being an interdimensional traveler is too much
>But him being a cat is fine apparently
You numptys.

>>148994829
>>But him being a cat is fine apparently
well, if anon dies he does need a sinner form, no?
what would you have him be, a green dude with flaming eyebrows?

>>148994875
>what would you have him be, a green dude with flaming eyebrows?
Yes.

>>148994875
>flaming eyebrows
YES

>>148994875
AkuLite is better than being a furry.

>>148994875
He’s perfect for her because he can easily light her cigarettes when her shitty lighter doesn’t work.

>>148994613
>Loona keeps holding CatAnon's hand and pressing on it to make the claws pop out.

>>148994829
You are what you eat and brother, Anon's a real pussyhound!

>>148995067
>loona is a paw/beans lover
would that be their equivalent of a footfag?

I'm still a fan of the tragedy angle where Anon can't spend too long in hell or his soul slowly starts to rot. He essentially becomes Persephone.

>>148995080
>Cat tongue cunnilingus

Actually hellish

>>148995111
>Anon can't spend too long in hell or his soul slowly starts to rot
what, you mean while he is alive?
so what is he supposed to do, just pop in every once in a while to pick up a book out of stolas library before going back to earth to study it?

>>148995088
I figure she just thinks the claws are funny. Hers don't retract after all.
>would that be their equivalent of a footfag?
I think it's less weird if you don't have paws yourself. If you don't, you're just curious. If you're a hellhound that likes paws, you'd just be a footfag.
>>148995133
NTA but maybe the more you indulge in sin, the more you feel yourself drawn to it and the more likely you pass the point of no return, becoming a sinner.

>>148994875
this but without the dumbass eyebrows

>>148995170
>still mocking the GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS

>>148958559
>All the top tiers are either featless or building level at best
Kek what a bunch of weak shitters

>>148995191
it works on aku because he has eyes

>>148995080
Either that or Anon's just a massive pussy outright.

desu i think id like loona more if she were some other species, like a birb or even an imp
i really dont like fur and imagine how much she must shed

>>148995233
Ouch.
>>148995293
That's why you brush her.
>pic
Blitzo's genetics are repulsive, not even Loona can make them look good.

>>148995315
>Blitzo's genetics are repulsive, not even Loona can make them look good.
i agree, but that body....you can always just put a bag over her head

>>148995322
Regular Loona has a better body.

>>148987422
He doesn't have a high enough status. Adam was a human too and he was able to make portals to Hell at will.

>>148994875
I think Anon being a slenderman standin and turning red with little horns or green or whatever for a sinner form is fine for the "canon" but I like exploring alternate ideas too. I mean fuck, rocky road is good but after a while you just get tired of it and want some strawberry. Anon looking like The Long Quiet if he dates Octavia is pretty fun. A cat is funny if he dates Loona because of the Cats and Dogs thing.

>>148986760
That is called Loono and sorry but he sucks your dick and bends over for you too

>>148995381
>Anon looking like The Long Quiet if he dates Octavia is pretty fun
i mean, just look at this dashing fellow, how could the hoot possibly resist?

>>148995381
>turning red
>Anon turns into an 8ch anon as a sinner
Huh?

>>148995436
He looks like a trustworthy gent!

>>148995437
Red with horns, like a little devil guy.

Loono convincing you to let him suck you off

>>148995552
Can't I just be pals with him?

why are people obsessed with shipping hellborn demons with anon? what about the sinners and angels?

>>148995562
Are you really gonna stop him as your sitting on the couch meanwhile he sinks to his knees and grins up at you while fiddling with your pants?

>>148995583
The angels aren’t furries so they don’t catch the attention of HBfags.

>>148995583
Hazbin is kind of ass and not even Anon can fix Lute. I keep floating the idea of Lutegame but no one bites.

>>148995586
Well you see, it's just that I'm not gay. I just want a pal.

>>148995583
Like (Human)Mayberry and Emily
They're good

>>148995601
i suggested making fanart of lute x anon but no one's even entertaining it, they're all faggots

>>148958559
I can't believe you seriously put the ars goetia up there with the overlords, holy shit

>>148995617
I would let him suck my cock

>>148995624
How do you propose Anon meet and associate with Lute in a way that seems believable?

>>148995601
>I keep floating the idea of Lutegame but no one bites
Isn't that one where Anon is a reincarnated Adam or was one of Adam's pals and looks over Lute for him

>>148995634
Stolas > Alastor per word of god
Hell, you could argue that Alastor is actually the most pathetic Overlord since (spoilers) he made a deal during his human life to get a shortcut to power, essentially cheating his way to power instead of earning it through grit and wit, he's a fraud.

>>148995643
That's the first I've heard of that. I remember proposing the idea that he might have been a Winner blacksmith that makes weapons, and maybe be the one that makes/maintains Lute's new prosthetic arm.

>>148995649
As if being born with power is any better.

>>148995639
Don't need a story, just make fanart of Lute x Anon goddamnit

>>148995639
>>148995624
>>148995601
>human but with extra shit strapped on
booooring
give me my hmofa

>>148995668
Seeing entire threads of nothing but Loona is boring.

>>148995664
what are you talking about? every Overlord in Hell (with the exception of Alastor) earned their power by accumulating soul contracts with ordinary sinners, not via a cowardly cheat code.

>>148995678
You can always make a Hazbin thread for Hazbin characters.

>>148995601
>>148995624
>>148995639
>>148995643
>>148995658
>>148995665
Lute's for Adam.
And Adam's ghost.

Throwing Anon into the mix doesn't work imo.

>>148995680
You saying Stolas > Alastor when that fag has done nothing of note and got his position in life from his dad, literally no different than Alastor cheating.

>>148995693
You can say the same for Loona and the other Helluva Boss characters, don't be an hypocrite.

>>148995699
Hootgamebros… we can’t refute this…

>>148995695
>You saying Stolas > Alastor
Actually it's Viv saying that.

>>148995705
Now make fanart of Lute x Anon, it's a commandment.

>>148995705
As a hootgamer if we can have dhorkgame and impgame, we can have a lutegame.

>>148995705
I refute it by saying that it does work, checkmate atheists

>>148995678
go to /hh/ on trash, that place is full of what you want

>>148995711
Okay fine, here you go.

>>148995716
>A human going to hell without becoming a sinner in the process to interact with a group of assassins when every single interaction demons have with humans is killing them for either shits and giggles or money works because…………

>>148995699
>minor grammatical mistake.
I win. Hand over your 4chan badge.
Jokes aside, I guess it is what it is.

>>148995658
That's neat
Alot better than the reincarnated Adam I remember seeing a while ago
Would Anon here be a human (stronger than most humans of course) or an Angel? I prefer him staying human.
Also would he keep Lute sane whilst she goes mad for revenge and starts to hallucinate Adam or worse.
She would start to see Anon as Adam and start a lustful affection for Anon without her realizing what she's doing

>>148995693
Of course, no doubt about that.
Like Millie is for Moxxie and Agent Two is for Agent One.
Just a neat idea to explore is all. A somber one at that
>>148995727
>/HHG/
Lord above don't remind me of that place

>>148995762
>Would Anon here be a human (stronger than most humans of course) or an Angel?
I did say Winner, as in deceased human who made it to heaven.
>I prefer him staying human.
Everyone does. Like, pathologically. If it makes you feel any better you can just say he looks the exact same he did in life, many winners likely do and you're still basically human. Just dead, with your eternal reward. I don't really know why it'd be an issue, we're all going to die and ideally end up in heaven anyways.

>>148995799
>many winners likely do
Lol no most winners become literal furries in the afterlife, only Peter and Adam remain relatively human-like

>>148995809
Gonna have to explain why six out of the nine here are human then.

>>148995837
What the hell kind of species is the girl with red boots?

>>148995837
>most
doesn't mean all
and the reason why I mentioned Peter and Adam is because they're the only human-like winners who have any relevance at all

>>148995848
probably some sort of anthro spider

>>148995849
None of this refutes the fact that Anon can appear as himself with wings (which he may be able to retract anyway). Several people in heaven are human, the fact that even nobodies with no relevance means its a relatively common phenomenon that is not limited to Peter and Adam.
Lutegame Anon can be a winner and still look exactly like himself.

>>148995878
None of this refutes the fact that Anon can appear as himself with wings (which he may be able to retract anyway). Several people in heaven are human, the fact that even nobodies with no relevance at all are human means its a relatively common phenomenon that is not limited to Peter and Adam.
Lutegame Anon can be a winner and still look exactly like himself.

call adam a primitive caveman

>>148995892
>delete my post to fix a typo
>accidentally (you) my deleted post
Well now I just look retarded.

>>148995909
neah, just tell him ”OK boomer” then completely ignore anything he said

>>148995796
If you scritched Sinner Two's lower back, would she put her butt in the air?

>>148996124
Very likely though considering Two's posterior she might not have to

>>148995637
Loona can suck cock too though.

>>148995461
>apprentice anon fucks up a spell and dies
>respawns in hell
>his consciousness/soul has been shattered, though
>he now has schizophrenia and has a bunch of voices in his head at all times
>octavias face when

>>148996263
Kek, which voices does he get stuck with?
>Voice of the Smitten and Voice of the Contrarian argue back and forth over whether they're a furry now or if it's still hmofa

>>148996263
>Somewhere in his mind a voice does call out for Octavia but he's not sure why.

>>148995892
>>148995837
>>148995799

>Winners are people's ideal forms
>The forms they'd enjoy being in most
>This does not always mean the form they'd expect
>Anon dies and goes to heaven
>checks his nose throat, hands, mouth
>still human
>feels where his ears should be
>nothing
>reaches to the top of his head
>two fuzzy triangular ears flicking
>no
>moves his hand to his ass
>big fluffy cat tail
>no
>feels his face again
>rounder, smaller nose and mouth, bigger eyes
>NO!
>pic related starts rubbing his ears
>he starts purring
>NO! NO!NO!NO!

>>148996300
probably all of them desu
>smitten is obsessed with octavia and wants nothing more than to return to her and be with her forever
>opportunist wants to use her and her connection to stolas/ the goetias to gain even more power
>the hero wants to become her guardian and protect her from any possible danger
>the cold doesnt care anymore, he is dead, he is stuck in hell forever, might as well give up
>the contrarian thinks loona is better
>the paranoid thinks stolas betrayed him to steal his soul and thats why the spell backfired
>the hunted wants to lay low and hide for when the angels are going to come and exterminate the sinners
>the stubborn just wants to get into a fight with blitzo and kick his ass

>>148996422
>the broken is a Stella simp

>>148996263
>>148996300
>>148996340
>Stolas and Octavia have captured "Anon"
>Through countless attempts the two finally manage to reach into "Anon's" mind
>What they hear isn't good, countless voices arguing with each other some are coherent some aren't
>Stolas is cautious but steady meanwhile Octavia is slowly breaking down and is about to crack
>Then they hear a voice that sounds remotely sane calling out for Octavia
>This resolves Octavia knowing they is a chance to bring back Anon
>but much a human suffering from injuries to the brain it'll be a miracle if they breakthrough and Anon survives but the chances of him coming out brain dead are high

>loona route anon
>haha, catsinner go purr and meow

>octavia route anon

>H̸̥̹͊ͅE̵̺̓̉Ĺ̷̼̞̌̽P̴̠̘͕͑ ̶̣͚̖̓̔T̷̘̘̈́̆͘ͅH̵̛̰̦̜Ē̸̖̗̣͌̚ ̷̼͓̜̌̓̃V̵̬̀O̷̬̫͘I̵̻͈̭̒C̸͇͚͔͛E̴͖͂̈S̴̩̞͒͛͂ ̸͙͇̀T̵͈̓̇̄H̶͕̉E̴̮͆̀̋ ̵͙͇̖V̴̡́͂Ǒ̴̥̄̊I̴̪̩͐͊̚C̴͙̞̉È̴̮̝̓S̷͉̟̽̾̕ͅ ̸͚̓͒̚W̴̢̘̙͂̇O̴̯̞͑̃̍N̸̫̪͊̓͝T̵̺̍͑ ̸̪̘̿͒͊Ş̶̦̩̋Ť̷̮͍̖̑̓O̶͍͛͌͝P̷͍̘̂̃͝ ̷͎̹̄H̶̝̝̃̑E̷̺͈͝L̸͓͕̠̒̚P̴̣̱͒̓ ̷͉͙̑̐M̴̱͌̋Ē̶͎͇͌E̸͚̓ͅË̷͉́Ḙ̶̛̤̾̕E̴̛̳̊ ̵̨̥̎O̸̜̘̒̍͝C̶̥̝̈́͗̂T̴̗̰̜́̆Ả̷̟̥͐͗V̸̪͍̀̉I̸̡͙̻͊̈́Ä̶͕̣͈ ̵̨̉͊̎Ḧ̸̙͍̤́̀Ę̷̕Ļ̴͙̺͑P̷͖̣̼̄̂ ̵̯̪̺͗͗H̵̳̻̉E̴̗͕͓͝L̵̘͖̘͆͑͐P̵̞̘̞̈́̔͝

>>148996513
>They pull out Anon
>But they fucked it up
>the voices are in control of Anon's body
>Anon is now a voice in Octavia's head
>Chapter III: The Princess and the Dragon
>>148996609
Kek

>>148996198
Well we never get any green of that

Loona is boring, and not a good character.

Loona is exciting, and a good character.

Loona is mid

Can you repeat the Loona?

Loona x Anon

Loono x Anona

>>148963001
Reminds me how Loona is sometimes a giant when standing near the imps

>>148985335
He was originally in the pilot as one of the Overlords seen when Vagina was describing Alastors backstory, so that's probably what he was before coming a Goetia
I imagine that's what he was meant to be originally before either fans or Viv took to him and Viv decided to make him a full on Goetia, which probably explains why he's a bird.

>>148995926
>“Hello, I.M.P.”
>“LOONA IT’S ANON I GOT KIDNAPPED AGAIN OH GOD PLEASE HELP-”
>*click*

>>148996999
>"He'll figure it out."

>>148995848
That would be Angel Dust's sister, so she's a spider as well for reasons.

>>148996792
>reading Soldier Of Fortune magazines

>>148996765
Based.
>>148996792
Also based. Maybe I'll write something some time.

>>148996700
>>148996741
kys