Anonymous
9/1/2025, 7:38:02 PM
No.150155175
>>150155147
Indeed, though IF that somehow fails.
You always got her mom.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 1:42:37 AM
No.148960595
>turns out demons - proper demons - are not bound to any singular physical form like hellborn are
>high ranking beings like Paimon can be an owl, dromedary, wolf, hydra, even male or female
>on one dark night, you had chatted up a milf in a bar
>she seemed odd at the time, but you didn't need beer goggles to see she was completely stacked
>one thing led to another, and you found yourself in a motel with both a hangover and drained balls
>some two decades later, the lights flicker
>a black silhouette bleeds its way into reality, shifting from shape to shape before settling on the form of an owl woman
>"Ah, Anonymous! It's certainly been a bit, how've you been?"
>you stammer out some half-hearted attempt at small talk
>"Good, I've been just swell! My son just got married, it was a lovely ceremony - ah but I'm burying the lead. He's YOUR son, too... would you like to meet him?"
