>>150958652
>Lucifer reads Anon's mind
>hfw he gazes upon the fractured minds of thousands upon thousands of beings all linked into a single functioning gestalt soul
>screams and vanishes back to his hidey duck hole
>"Anon, wot in blazes did you do?"
>"Beats me, I was literally just standing here man"

>>150456264
>My Grandpa is my Grandma?!
They'd end up on Jerry Springer for sure, I bet he still does shows down there.
>"Why even do this?"
>"The kids needed an authority figure!"
>"You weren't even around for my childhood."
>"My example should have been plenty! What does it say about you that I made a better man than you ever could?"

>>150391094
>my dad's the fucking worst
>i hear you. did he also try to take over the world?
>wot?

>>150330902
>Do you have any idea how stupid you sound-
Yes, constantly. And whenever I writefag

>>150202266
>ripping
>turntable
>pre-amp
>converter
i have no idea what any of those things are

>>150171073
so what happened during the telekinesis training?
did anon fall unconsious and dream all that shit up?
what does it even mean?
i was hoping it would be brought up during lunch, but now with him going to hang out with loona it seems they wont bring it up anymore

>>150051637
>But Dad, aren't some of those grimoires?

>>149372810
How do you know this

>>149294993
>>149294788
https://youtu.be/N-SuNsdbnfc?feature=shared

>>149235958
Maybe she takes it off around the house and you keep the curtains drawn.
>that one neighbor that sees your "dog" sucking you off through a poorly drawn curtain

>>149009058
>>149009088
as a guy who has been topped before and deeply regret it, this has awoken some unpleasant memories

on another note, what if anon ”experimented” before, but found it not to his taste and so settled for women only?

>>148995461
>apprentice anon fucks up a spell and dies
>respawns in hell
>his consciousness/soul has been shattered, though
>he now has schizophrenia and has a bunch of voices in his head at all times
>octavias face when