So now that Helluva Boss' season 2 is wrapped up, how would you have written it if you were Viv?

>>149290689 (OP)
I would have written myself into the show and I would marry Stella and we would live a wonderful happy married life and have tons of beautiful children

Blitzo and KO kill Stella at the start of the last episode and teabag her corpse, then the rest of the episode is dealing with the big bad. Moxxie and Millie are happily raising Blitzo's child.

>>149290689 (OP)
post the real version

>>149290747
easy joke boring joke

>>149290761
duh you retard that's the point

>>149290689 (OP)
Waiter, waiter! 10 more HB/HH threads, please!

>>149290784
Well you seem to be offended so maybe you actually wanted me to be impressed.

>>149290821
no you're offended and you want to try and impress me by pretending that im the offended one

>>149290788
Waiter waiter, place this anon's balls in a blender and make a testicular puree!

>>149290843
Just move on and admit your post was useless anon

>>149290788
oh the waiter slopslop guy is back

>>149290850
how about you just move on and admit you don't like good jokes

>>149290850
>>149290901
Oh just fuck already

>>149290906
hot

My waifu is cute.

>>149290724
fpbp

I love the bird.

>>149290689 (OP)
stolas dies of hyper aids and blitzo discovers he has it too

>>149290689 (OP)
>edit
I know the ongoing joke is cowgirl Stella, but drill sergeant Stella is hot too.

>>149290689 (OP)
>>149290747
I haven't watched since halfway through S1 but I love this hooty bitch and still want to rescue her from her shit life. I know viv has done her fat best to vilify every woman character in the show, that is how the fat woman do.

So how long until Stella is on the receiving end of a 100 imp bang train?

>>149291282
I'm sure viv has fat thought of that form of character assassination more than once.

>>149291302
You got fat on the brain, while Stella has imp dick on hers.

>>149291282
Viv...

>>149291364
hey viv, try not to add too much fujo nonsense to your next season and write some jokes instead

>>149290689 (OP)
Other thread is talking about Hootgame, and why it hasn't been made.
So genuine question, would we be capable of doing a "Hootgame" like project ot something similair that isn't a VN? Would we even want to? Most of us think current HB is kinda retarded, exactly the kind of reaction had towards Goodbye, Volcano High. Why not come to together and put actual effort into making our own HB fanproject? Because face it, we've been bitching and moaning about Viv and her show because we used to like HB, in some form or another. Why not just make our own fucking AU?

>>149291389
It's not going to happen until someone volunteers to ACTUALLY do the work to make it happen instead of asking a bunch of nebulous faceless anons to make it. So are you volunteering?

obligatory

>>149291389
>would we be capable
Yes.
>Would we even want to?
Debatable. There's certainly similarities in situation but GVH was a vaporware game that 4chan beat to the punch, while HB and HH are already existing products that have shit their beds and slept in them. It would take a lot of dedicated effort to actually write these characters anew, not to mention a lot of story beats and plot points would straight up not exist in Hoot. It's going to be harder to write a fangame that completely changes the timeline while also feeling in-line with what's already established, as readers are going to be going in with weird expectations regardless of what you put in the preface. Snoot's job was a lot easier in comparison because they didn't have to give a fuck about what was already established (which, at the time, was nothing)
Not saying it's impossible or it shouldn't be done (it should) but your work is most certainly cut out for you once you take that first step

>>149291282
finds herself put into a pillory, shes being punished for her assassination attempt upon her husband by having to satisfy 100 imps in only an hour or she will have her head cut off by a hellhound executior. "This is ridiculous do you really expect me to do this in that amount of time? You bastard..." stella whines as her rump is exposed in this embarassing and uncomfortable position. Stolas mearly laughs reminding her "if you wish to simply be beheaded right now just say the word my wife." Stella grimaces seeing the hellhound ready with axe in hand. She resolves herself to face this challenge and defy her husband what he wants. "Lets just get this over with..."
The 100 imps begin to form a line. Seems all of hell has heard of the great goetia queens current position and are making a spectacle out of it. Men women and children in attendance to see if stella can even accomplish such a task. Stella soon enough has a line of over 100 imps surrounding her. Using her pussy ass and mouth to achieve orgasm. Some imps are gentle some are rough. Stella however became so covered in semen that it started to make some imps think twice about participating. Stolas reminding stella "just thirty minutes left my dear and you've only managed to bring 50 imps to orgasm. You'd better hurry." Stella in a rage but also desperate to live starts calling out to the imps. "You imp bastards... hurry up use any hole you want please. My ass is still tight i take you all at the same time just please... fuck me!" Seeing the peafowl demons desperation makes many imps and stolad laugh. And stella does manage to get through dozens more eager demons she sees as inferior to climax. Stella herself has become dumb from how many times she herself has orgasmed as many imps took it upon themselves to make her cum with their long red cocks. Stolas checks his watch "Just 2 minutes left Stella. And youve seemed to have done the impossible. 100 imps satisfied just in the nick of time."

This guy thinks a LOT about imp dicks.

>>149291490
Stella was made exclusively for her next husband that will show her that true love can exist, not this dumb shit that not even JOBlas would want

>>149291513
Stella is a villan she should be treated like one

>To fight Andre without getting fucked by Satan, you must increase your standing amongst Hell/The Goetias
>How can you do this?
>Tasks from Bee/Asmodeus?
>That one Goetia who was Spanish for some reason, would he take you under his wing for assistance?

>>149291479
I think you probably could make a Hootgame by using the pilot as a template, but many of us like certain parts of the actual series and dislike other parts. Maybe it would focus mainly on emulating the pilot's tone (especially Stolas' characterization) and using it as the blueprint. Everything after that in the series proper is fair game to use, alter or ignore.
The REAL challenge is... legality. Can you get away with making something like this even as a free fangame, or would Viv shut you down? To say nothing of her rabid fans that she's accumulated that would have it out for you.

>>149290689 (OP)
Make the show about more than one boss. Not just Stolas and Blitzo.

Make it about Striker and Stellas relationship.
Octavia and Stellas.
Millie and her Parents.
More Moxie and Blitzo.
Make Blitzos sister a boss.
Make Fizz have more drama before just quitting
Make Blitzos actions in the past be a result of his selfish character. Don't make everything happy mistakes. It's not interesting.
You have so much potential.

>>149291513
Sorry, Stella is happier as a cumdump for imps then as a wife.

>>149291389
Too many anons have different ideas about what should happen. The absolute most anybody can ever agree on is Anon has to fuck Loona. But then there's anons who want to fuck Stella, Octavia, Bee, Verosika, genderswapped Stolas, etc instead, or have Anon cuck Moxxie and steal Millie from him. Plus there's no actual story. There's just plotlines like Anon working for IMP and Stolas teaching him magic.

Too many cooks in the kitchen, and the meal's gonna piss somebody off if it does get done.

>>149291513
She will find love with a human man.

>>149291616
the best ending would be Stolas not being so fucking gay anymore and slamming his 10/10 bird wife so she can stop being such a damn BITCH all the time, but a human husband is fine too
Viv literally wrote a relationship where the entire solution is "give her the dick" and is either too stupid to notice or too spiteful to see it through

Here's the thing about Snoot Game. It followed a single narrative, and that was mainly Cavemananon's. Hoot Game should only manage to follow one romance path, and considering it's called Hoot Game, that'll have to be either Stella or Octavia. Too many romance paths risk bloating the scope of the game.

>>149291599
That's why you bring it down to the basics that started it all
>starts with Octavia at her 18th birthday party
>Stolas isn't there, because he's busy training (you)
>Octavia breaks and starts going by 'Tav', subconsciously trying to be the son Stolas clearly must have wanted judging by how he replaced her with you
>Octavia is a romance path, as is Loona
>game is about balancing relationships with Stolas as your master and Octavia/Tav as your friend and/or lover
>endings are dependent on whether you find common ground with Via and grow a friendship with her, mend her relationship with Stolas, or antagonize Octavia further down her path as your rival, etc.
Helluva Boss has been said to be about relationships, so naturally the VN should be about them too. I'd say these are essentials and everything else is just extra stuff to take or leave. And if this isn't focused enough, slim it down further.
>>149291713
This is also a good point.

>>149291749
I love the idea of the ending being sweet, but not exactly world-altering because Anon really is just one guy
Wizard/Warlock Man, even
Could end with him, Octavia, and/or Loona fucking off to more peaceful pastures and leaving everything behind
He could stay in Hell and attempt to better things, one little step at a time
But I don't think he'd be able to dramatically save the world or something like that, right?

>>149291844
Yeah I very strongly feel it should be about carving out your little corner of heaven even if its in hell. You and hopefully your partner, friends and master.

Bird tiddies make me cuuuUUUUUUUUHUMBAGSLAAAAAAAAARGRGEGRGRGGRGRRPGPFPFPFPFPFPFPFPFPFPFPFTPTPTPTOTPR THEM CHICKEN TIDDIES THAT TIGHT COCK POCKET MICROWAVE HOT AND JUICY TIGHT

Which is better fanfic
Owl and the Fool, How I Learned to Love Hell(hounds), or We Are At The Base Of The Fire

>>149292024
I like both
I really wanna see where the latter goes, apprentice angle is really fun

>>149291886
I also love being a generally good influence on people
You don't have to be violently powerful to change things
Fuck, just having TK would be enough for me

>>149292024
Links, please?

>>149290689 (OP)
>S1
>I.M.P. getting into all kinds of misadventures during their jobs in the living world
>Stolas is the typical aristocrat with mystic powers who lords over the protags, specifically Blitzo, but there's nothing really happening yet except for the sexual favors with Blitzo
>S2
>I.M.P. have wracked up a considerable number of enemies in both Earth and Hell
>as a result, halfway thru the season, Stolas' illegal dealing with Blitzo over the Grimoire is discovered by the Sins and he is sentenced to be a commoner under Blitzo's care
>Stella and Octavia have their own reservations over the whole scandal but they ultimately turn their backs on Stolas for their own reasons; although Via is likely to check in on her father whenever she can
>Stolas devolves into the dindu nuffin fag we know him as today, but Blitzo views him as an unwanted burden at first; it isn't until the very end of the season that something starts to form between them that they both notice
That's roughly how it would go for the main plot if I wrote it up to the current point.

>>149291935
agreed

>>149290857
hey I've never posted that before

>>149292335

>>149292131
Can't find Owl and a fool, but here other two
https://archiveofourownDOTorg/works/65989972/chapters/170028016?view_adult=true

>>149292427
https://pastebin.com/SVkqJqie

>>149292131
Can't find Owl and a fool, but here is other two: https://pastebin.com/SVkqJqie
https://archiveofourown DOT org/works/65989972/chapters/170028016?view_adult=true

>>149292024
>>149292131
>>149292481
theres also this samurai jack X vivzie hell fic and so far its pretty great, actually

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14390407/1/A-Samurai-in-Hell

>>149292534
Lmao wtf

Draw Stella pregnant

>>149292534
interesting

>>149292661
I love eggnant women

>>149292842
>Stella if she was a kiwi instead of a Secretary Bird

>>149292842
Thank you art friend you are very wise

>>149292024
Owls and a Fool was taken down, but the author said it’s being replaced with a new fic while the other could collect dust in his Google Docs in the event he picks it up again.

>>149292969
May I please have a summary of Owl and a Fool?

>Stella thread
Nice
>>149291513
Indeed, She deserves to be happy with a healthy relationship
So does Mayberry
>>149291935
You good there Anon?
>>149291616
Indeed
>>149291508
I think he maybe a homosexual
>>149291705
Both are good
but "give her the dick" sounds to shallow at least for me though it can be done well
>>149291749
Agreed, keep the main story on Octavia and maybe once it's finished start focusing on other story possibilities

>>149293002
Anon was a sinner adopted by Stolas and Stella, and has a sibling relationship with Via in the story. From what I remember the author telling me (and from what I read), Anon had survived an assassination but contracted an angelic disease with limited time to live. Think it was meant to be a redemption story of sorts. He sent me this art which was supposed to be a key supporting character.

>>149293002
Edgy sinner anon is adopted by octavias family
No one likes it because anon comes across as a spoiled, self absorbed cunt

>>149293045
Thats not just a younger stella?

>>149292534
>giving a demon your real name gives them power over you
That's actually not a bad reason for sinners to use psuedonyms.

>>149293070
Or one of Stella's bastards.

>>149290689 (OP)

>>149293116
I mean, it would make sense why literally every sinner in hell has a dumb name

>>149291886
If it NEEDS a final boss, the most you should do is Andre
What would you actively wanna tackle beyond him? You just wanna set Octavia free.

>>149293397
Yeah I don't see a human warlock standing up to much else other than Andre and that's with help, there's a limit to how strong he can get.

>>149290689 (OP)
The actual plot elements weren't BAD, I will give it that. The overall idea of Blitzo getting up in the world while Stolas tears down his life makes sense if you want to put them on an equal playing field (without them actually talking about it...). The issues mainly come from characters, backstory decisions, and how they integrated the normal business episodes in between the drama.
>Drop the Childhood Backstory elements from Stolas and Blitzo. You can keep the fucking at the Not-Divorced Party, just make that their first introduction.
>Drop the Fizzalori Mid-Season finale. It added nothing and actively undermines Stolas and Blitzo's relationship drama (wow, who would have thought being honest about your relationship makes it healthier?!!?!?)
>Drop the breakup episodes, they added nothing but make Blitzo look like a cuck.
>The Camp episode could stay but halfway through it really should have just had Blitzo's sister disguised there to merge the plotlines better.
>Make Via somewhat reasonable instead of relying on being an angsty teen. Make it clear her lashing out comes from a dislike of Blitzo and/or Andrelphaus and how her dad's actions is forcing her to interact with them. Not her being anti-medication for whatever reason
>The twist of Stella knowing about the Grimoire and not caring works, just make it clear that she didn't felt like escalating to that point. She can be stupid but not THAT stupid if she gonna be a reoccurring antagonist. Otherwise she's completely undermined by Andrealphaus and Striker, and makes Via look...well, like her mother siding with her. Also she gets the power, don't know why he does.
>Give Loona anything to do this season.
>Give Millie anything to do this season.
>Keep Chaz, is kinda fucked how he is the only fatality this season despite only being as much a fuckup as everyone else.
>Crimson really should have died but if he has to survive, let it be at the trial the most.

You are not gonna do a fucking snoot game, that was a once in a lifetime game made because the whole internet either hated Goodbye volcano high or didn't care about it, Helluva Boss is insanely more popular and it's (more or less) liked outside of 4chan and xitter
You sound like little kids talking about how they're "gonna make their own comic that will kick ass and be better than anything :DDDD"

>>149293634
>You are not gonna do a fucking snoot game
Definitely not but its fun to talk about though.

>>149293586
>there's a limit to how strong he can get.
I should remind you that solomon, the most well known magician in the bible, was able to control extremely powerful demons, even bee
Anon absolutely should have a very high ceiling level when it comes to power, but start off as weaker than even an imp
The reason why sinners arent feared is because only living humans have the potential to reach that level

>>149293732
>I should remind you that solomon, the most well known magician in the bible, was able to control extremely powerful demons, even bee
And I should remind YOU that he only did so through the use of a ring granted to him by Michael, hootgame Anon doesn't have the benefit of literal archangels handing him legendary artifacts directly from God.
>The reason why sinners arent feared is because only living humans have the potential to reach that level
I think you're just going off your headcanon at this point.

>>149293843
>I think you're just going off your headcanon at this point.
This whole fucking show is a headcanon, might as well add my own spin to it
What if the whole ring thing is just lie told by demons so that humans dont attempt to reach the same level as solomon?

>>149293938
>What if the whole ring thing is just lie told by demons so that humans dont attempt to reach the same level as solomon?
Weaving in actual religious and occult lore is one thing but if you're selectively ignoring and skewing things to the tune of creating fanfictiony wish fulfillment and wank like this then sorry to be blunt but I think it's just the other side of the coin from Vivzie. We can do way, way better than that.

Sex with octavia

>>149294277
>Squawking and bed creaking intensifies.

>>149294277
>mating press breaks her bird bones

>>149294277
Only after marriage and for pro-creation
and I think Stella would enjoy being a grandmother
>>149294326
Not sure if Octavia is the screamer type

>>149294394
>I think Stella would enjoy being a grandmother

>In your time under your now father-in-law as his apprentice you have had many run ins with stella
>Every time you saw her you wished to stop seeing her and be as far away from her as possible
>She is rude, vulgar, petty, petulant, self absorbed and completely without remorse
>Sure, stolas is a cunt and she has the right to feel that way towards him, but the way she treated you and your now wife was completely inexcusable
>Now you are the proud father to a beautiful little half human half demon girl
>Your wife thought it would be a brilliant idea to bring her to her mother
>Expect to receive a torrent of vitriol and slurs from her
>But your fears never materialize
>Your mother-in-law, upon seeing the chick, becomes a completely different person
>She dotes over her, compliments her, buys her a bunch of fancy baby things and treats her with utmost love and affection
>As the years pass and your little girl grows up, stella never wavers in her devotion towards your child
>Sure, she still treats you like crap and berates you at every opportunity
>But your daughter, she loves unconditionally
>Her grandfather, on the other hand, is cold and distant, too busy with his own failing homo marriage to care

>>149294575
Nice
>Stella is still jealous that you & Octavia got a healthy marriage and she didn't
>She isn't that cruel to you because she got a second chance of being a mother figure in a way
Though I'm still of the believe she'd warm up to you overtime, it's nice to have variety

>Her grandfather, on the other hand, is cold and distant, too busy with his own failing homo marriage to care
This makes sense if you went against him in the trial

>>149294277
that looks ghoulish

>>149294788
>This makes sense if you went against him in the trial
What if anon actually tried to act as his lawyer during it and failed miserably

>>149294993
>>149294788
https://youtu.be/N-SuNsdbnfc?feature=shared

>>149294993
Maybe but I think Stolas would appreciate the help even if Anon didn't do well

>>149291565
mow HIS lawn.

>>149291565
How to get in the good graces of each Sin

>Bee
>Becomes Anon's friend so it's a given
>Ozzie
>Keynote presentation on lgbtqsuvlmnop
>Satan
>Firm handshake and squat some insane amount
>Leviathan
>Tell her she's prettier than Lilith and more powerful than Lucifer
>Bel
>Be her teddy bear
>Mammon
>"Put the whichety grub on your cock."

>>149296183
>Mammon
“That wasn’t a bush wizard, Anon! That was Blitz!”
“Yeah, I knew-”
“Shut up, Anon. You didn’t know.”

>>149296183
I'm a fan of Bee being judgemental of you because of Solomon but coming around over time.

>>149292481
Just binged Base of the Fire. To whoever wrote that, I can’t wait for the next chapter.

Hmmm. I think I'll check if my old AO3 is still up and running.

>>149291479
>that pasta
Someone said the same thing about Undertale.

>>149293634
>>149293662
All the resources to at least attempt to make a game are all available on 4chan
>>149294575
I love this trope because it's true
i hear stories both from family members and other people about grandparents not be very nice to their children but spoiling their grandchildren

“I don’t fucking get it, Anon! After all this time, and you’re still an insecure, whiny-”
“You know what? No. Fuck this. I’m not taking your crap anymore. You want to know what I truly think about you? I think you’re the worst person I know, and what’s fucking saying something considering I’m in Hell. I mean, you berate and insult Moxxie, one of the nicest demons you could have the pleasure to work with, and for what? Because he has something that you don’t? Genuine happiness? Someone that he knows views him as an equal? Gee, what a fuckin’ amazing feeling that must be. And hey, I don’t like your father, and he doesn’t like me. But that imp has shown you nothing but kindness. It’s kindness to an unhealthy degree, but how do you repay that? You just treat the business he worked his ass off to create like a fucking joke and an excuse for you to scroll through your phone. I mean, I’ve counted the clients that turned away because of your attitude. I lost count after twenty in a single month. You think Blitz likes to live in an apartment where he gives the one bedroom in it to you? Un-fuckin’ believable. It’s not even like you have ambitions for anything greater job-wise. I’ve spent enough time with you to know that. The only ambitions you have are still trying to get with Vortex, despite the fact that he’s gonna be proposing to Beelzebub soon. How do I know this? Because he actually trusts me over you. A sinner of all people. Seriously, I felt like I was some sort of experiment for you to see if you were able to find someone attractive beyond just their body. Yeah, I’m a fucking asshat; you’ve reminded me enough times. But I quit the computer. I stopped hiding behind that shield of anonymity because at the end of the day, I worked on myself to be a better person for you. But that shit never got reciprocated.”
…
“Goodbye, Loona. Guess you’ll have your old secretary job back.”

>>149294575
this is strangely accurate because it reminds me of one of my own grandmother's she loved my dad but disliked my mum and her parents for some reason but doted over me a lot, I only learned about her bitchy ways after she passed, and while I appreciate not being told about it until after the fact it does sour some of the memories with the new perspective

>>149294993
>and failed miserably
"Satan, your honour, my client did it and he'd do it again, and we request the death penalty for him, and his imp gimp boyfriend."

New We Are At The Base of The Fire! And Guess what Loona is here! Isn't that what everyone was excited for? Loona? The dog?

https://pastebin.com/q6z5paps

>>149294277

>>149294277
Bitch needs some sleep and a fucking hamburger

>>149298552
>“My client, the honorable demon Prince Stolas, should go right to fucking jail! The son of a bitch is guilty! This man is guilty! That man, there, that man is a slime! He is a slime! If he's allowed to go free, then something really wrong is goin' on here!“
>Judge: “Mr. Anon, you’re out of order!”
>” You're out of order! You're out of order! The whole trial is out of order! They're out of order! That man, that sick, crazy, depraved man, fucked that imp there and gave him the grimoire to access the living world, and he'd like to do it again! He *told* me so! It's just a show! It's a show! It's "Let's Make A Deal"! "Let's Make A Deal"! Hey Frank, you wanna "Make A Deal"? I got an insane judge who likes to plow imps and fuck around with the living world! Whaddya wanna gimme Frank, 3 weeks probation?”

>>149299362
(cont)

Updated it.

>>149299362
Oh that's what that is? I didn't know you titled it, I'll try and catch up with this soon-ish.

>>149294993
>Guilty! That nigga is GUILTY!
>What in the name of Me-- thought you were his defense attorney? You ain't doin' much defendin'--
>I don't need to defend him, hang that nigga NOW! I got the rope right here!

>>149299362
And another because I'm dealing with bureacratic bullshit and writing helps.
https://pastebin.com/3ibdLnkq

>>149299976
>Oh that's what that is? I didn't know you titled it, I'll try and catch up with this soon-ish.

No need to rush man. It's a mediocre greentext about a guy falling in love with a dog.

>>149290689 (OP)
>>149290747
Why the changed?

>>149301201
Make it more explicit

Alright fuckers IMP runs a monster hunter gambit. When do they get completely fucked?

>Mystery Inc
>Ghostbusters (Filmation)
>Mulder and Scully
>Father Merrin
>Van Helsing (Hammer)
>Dylan Dog and Groucho
>Hellboy (base level)
>Buffy and the Scoobies
>Angel
>Blade
>John Constantine
>Ghostbusters (IDW continuity)
>Hellsing Organization (Sans Alucard)/Iscariot
>Dr. Strange

>>149301652

The IDW Ghostbusters (temporarily) caught death itself. Particularly nasty class 4s have shown themselves to be on par with what we see of Sins in Helluva Boss. A class VII like Gozer or Tiamat would bitchslap Heaven and Hell in a single stroke.

I would’ve stuck to the original premise “demons hired to enact revenge on the living told in the style of a workplace comedy” instead they just made it 99% gay relationship drama. It’s weird to even call it “helluva boss” when the workplace/boss aspect barely matters

Gentlemen. Stella.
Powerbottom or pillow princess

>>149302039
>using gay slang to describe heterosexual (formerly normal) relationships.

>>149302039
She is only looking old dominant outside of the bedroom because of her bitchy attitude and because she hasn't been getting any for God knows show long.
As soon as you throw her onto the bed and take charge, she'll turn into the most eager to please sub you've ever seen. She wants, no, NEEDS a man who will take charge and treat her like the sex starved little nympho she is.

I liked the Hoot Game idea where Octavia and Stella both move to the surface, each with their own human male partner.
Octavia was a guy at her high school/college, and Stella's was a silver fox widower who works as a rancher.

>>149302114
That bitch really does need passion and to be swept off her feet.
I wouldn't be surprised if she giggled like a schoolgirl into her pillow after being asked out on a date.

>>149302159
>Stella in human disguise, when caught in the woods by the rancher tries to get him to leave by saying that she twisted her ankle and he should just go away
>"Now you listen here, darlin'. I don't know how you do things where you came from, but round these parts a gentleman doesn't just leave a lady in need."
>He easily scoops her up into a bridal carry
>She splooshes so much her disguise fails
>"Now, ain't this just the most peculiar thing..."

>>149302338
>LENNEH
>I CAUGHT ME A BIRD WIFE

>AND TB BUT THAT DON'T MATTER MUCH

>>149302338
"A man sees some things in his life, but a seven-foot tall bird woman sure ranks high in the things he didn't expect."

>>149302435
>>149302338
Does he give romance advice to the younger man who's "courtin' " Octavia?

>>149292534
>disabling Loona with ear scratches

>>149302494
>"Now listen' here, young man. It's rare for a fella to have a girl like Octavia come inta yer life. Rarer for her to wanna be with ya. So, listen' here, I don't want to hear none of yer nonsense about 'what if she says no?' because even Bartimaeus could see the girl is crazy for ya. Go be a man, and make her yer woman, you hear?"

>>149293586
At the MOST I can see him matching up to Stolas's level
An Apprentice is meant to become a Master eventually, I imagine
How long that would take, I'm really not sure
Decade at the most?

>"Wait, where'd he get that piano-"
>IncomprehensibleMoxxiescreams.mp4

>>149291389
Nobody here creates anything otherwise they could just make their own indie show.

>>149302859
I WAS going to say he'd have trouble matching up to a demon that's several thousand years old.... but then I remembered Viv made him like thirty five. So honestly, he probably could get pretty close in a couple decades, maybe lacking a bit in the deeper magics that only a goetic demon would be capable of understanding/using.

>>149303136
I'd also like to bring up a difference of... Style? Anon might get creative with magic, or mix it with martial prowess if he ever trains in that manner. From what I understand, Stolas fights like a classical sorcerer, right? Who knows how differently his apprentice will end up...

>>149303202
Yeah he'd have to get creative to make up for the difference in raw power, still I think its basically trying to match an overlord against a goetia and there's a reason those guys are lower on the pecking order.

>>149303247
>SPECIAL ATTACK
>CONSECUTIVE NUT SHOTS

Reminder that demons summoners would best the shit out of most demons

>>149303357
Can they also best the shit out of the english language?

>>149299362
Just finished reading!
It's the best chapter yet, I can't wait to see what's next. I love how the gaining of spells is... incremental? And how limited they are at first, which must get better with practice/training.

>>149300320
>>149303488
Oh wait fuck you already made more?
I must READ

>>149303202
i think anon would spec heavily into mobility and close quarters, so portals, teleportation, speed, time manipulation to make himself quicker, magically enhanced punches and other such things, a very in-your-face sort of fighting style
at least thats what id do

>>149292534
>feral
hmmm, nah

>>149303954
theres no feral in the story, the reflection is symbolic

>>149303975
NTA but man it really highlights how busy and trash that crappy "super" form Loona has is.

>>149304096
it can be safely ignored

>>149303488
>>149303503

Thanks.

Part of me wonders if the revelation about Stolas was done too early. But it made sense in the context of the story.
Also, a question for the few people who actually care do you find yourself sympathizing more with Anon or Agent One? The story is only going to get more divisive for people who strongly swing one way or the other.

>>149304203
Indeed. I thought the multiversal idea to be tacky but I guess its par the course for a crackfic. At least the idea of Hell being a hub is mildly neat, but there's a lotta wrinkles. Although, Aku being the eighth sin (despair) is a neat touch.

THIS THREAD GROWS DARK... BROTHER... I CANNOT SEE YOU... WHERE ARE YOU...?

>>149304639
Anon
Fuckin' glowies...
Really, he's stepped into a violently new world and I wanna see where he goes and how he'll affect things

>>149290724

>>149290724
>tfw you realize brandon literally did this, but for the homo owl instead

>>149290689 (OP)
I would have killed all faggots and trannies and put more niggers in hell

>>149305946
>t.

>>149305849
Are we really just Bizarro Brandon Rogers?

You think Stella ever cried?

Hey, guys. Would it be possible to get some feedback on this fic I'm writing? It's not meant to be terribly serious, mind... and I still have a long ways to go. Be as brutal as possible, please!

https://pastebin.com/B4MmUYXM

>>149306890
I wouldn’t be surprised if it happened after Blitzo fell into her tea party and Stolas subsequently crashed out.

>>149290689 (OP)
isnt this show suppose to be about a bunch of demon mercenaries killing people or something, what happened to that?

>>149306890
Only when alone

>>149307466
Quickly got derailed into a show about faggoty relationships overtaking the main premise. What a shame. Loona’s the only character keeping me going through this, and even then, she barely gets shit to do.
I’ve read fanfics that blow the shit out of certain episodes.

Blitzo is a nigger.

>>149290689 (OP)
>how would you have written it if you were Viv?
I'm not smart or successful like her so idk

>>149307840
very humble of you, anon

>>149306890
Yes but not publicly
>>149307840
Anon don't knock yourself down like that

What if Stolas and his family grew up in the Wrath ring and were more like southern plantation owners with Cajun accents?

>>149293056
The author literally took anon from Snoot Game and dumped him in hell. He even has the mumbling quirk that every hack Snootfiction author uses incorrectly.

>>149308078
Would've have been interesting to see
I think Stolas would have deep southern accent with an Anglo-Saxon twist
A Cajun accent fits Stella rather well
Octavia would have Stolas's accent but Stella's wording
>Dixie Stella & Octavia

>>149308300
Whenever I think of southern Stolas I picture a feathery Gilbert.

>>149308436
kek
Not a bad idea

Considering how dogs like to lick people do you think hellhounds would almost exclusively go for french kisses?

>>149307571
Please share some of those fics. I'm all caught up on How I Learned to Love HellHounds (if you're in this thread, author, I'm loving it!) and I need something to pass the time.

>>149292481
>>149309273
One's here
>>149299362
Just got updated today, even

>>149309326
Thank you

>>149303845
>Anon chooses Octavia as his romantic partner and defeats Andre at the cost of his own life
>winds up in hell as a freaky bird man
So how many jokes is he gonna catch from Loona and the others?

>>149304639
>do you find yourself sympathizing more with Anon or Agent One?


Both. Anon is a normal guy in way over his head. Agent One just wants to protect people even if he is a dumbass

>apprentice anon joins the cast sometime before the first episode
>He joins shitzo and his gang on missions from time to time as a guide/healer/backup portal maker
>Gets close to M&M
>Striker episode happens
>Mox asks anon for help in defeating the guy
>Anon pulls out a magical contract and says that he is his friend, but nothing is free and he should know this by now
It would be funny if anon started making deals with hellborn, but with him being the one offering help in exchange for their loyalty or soul or whatever, with him having no problems with taking advantage of even his friends when they are in a bad state of mind or desperate for something

>>149309273
>We Are At The Base Of The Fire
Just updated today
pastebin.com/SVkqJqie

>>149309660
Quick way to get on track to the bad ending anon

>>149300013
>the stella path
>kek

>>149309727
What if he still does it, but with random background demons?
I just find the idea funny

>>149310257

>>149310257
>>149310268
Bounty Hunter Anon is going to be livid

>>149310257
>>149310268
Thats what I've been waiting for.

>>149310257
>>149310268
>Octavia being a casualty of her mother's hatred of Stolas,thus causing a change in character
Would be kino even if she didn't die and was just hurt

>Octavia is a casualty because of a hit on Stolas.
Sounds familiar...

>>149310446
what's this?

>>149310477
Something I drew for a Greentext I wrote a while ago. The jist was DHORKs hired an actual, professional Demon Hunter whose has results, and he kidnaps Octavia to use as bait. Stolas enlists Andrelphas to help, since he actually has some power compared to him(It takes place after Sinsmas).
>Chase to where he took Octavia, with IMP, Stella, and Andre in tow. The Demon Hunter effectively beats the snot outta Andre since while powerful, he knows little of Stolas' powers and flubs up. Stolas seemingly throws him out the window of the tower, has IMP get to work getting Octavia out of the cage shes in, everything seems hunky dory with Stella trying to get Andre up.
>Demon Hunter pulls himself from the window sill and takes a shot, aimed squarely at Stolas but grazing him, and striking Octavia.
>World goes slow-mo and mute, Stella has a moment of maternal instinct and begins shaking >Octavia to keep her awake, and Stolas unlreashes his true, inherent powers that cannot be taken away by Satan.
>Full power demon mode Stolas takes on the Demon Hunter.
>Final shot I never drew shows Stolas consuming the Demon Hunter like an owl would.

>>149310549
sounds cool

>>149310581
It was a good green

>>149310257
Kino reference. Good job, OP.

>>149310581
I wanted to turn it into a comic but at the time I didn't think I could've done it justice. Still sorta don't. Still should draw that final scene at least.
>IMP goes looking for Stolas out in the forest(The Hunter took Octavia to a tower on the outskirts of Pride, near its Edge).
>They find torn shreds of his leather jacket and hat on the ground, along with empty magazines from his modified AR-7, as well as his broken sword.
>They look up and see Stolas' silhouette bathed in moonlight, bobbing his head as the last thing they see is a hand reaching out, only for the beak to snap shut with a cruch.
>Then he turns and stares at them, all four eyes focused on them, before letting his wings open and hooting.

>>149290689 (OP)

>>149310648
>I wanted to turn it into a comic but at the time I didn't think I could've done it justice. Still sorta don't. Still should draw that final scene at least.
It wouldn't hurt to try
Maybe if you wanted to, do short comics on other greens that were done here

>>149310648
what happens afterward? Also is there a way to read it?

>>149311266
Indeed

https://files.catbox.moe/yn0g2o.jpg
Bikini sketch for Loona, a lot of work left to do before the finished product but so far I'm happy. Don't be afraid to tear it apart. And Viv, stop inventing new pride flags and release your damn yearly summer merch, where's the official bikini art?

>>149311525
I aint a Loona fan but that's good shit

>>149310754
>She wants to portray flawed characters because everyone who works on the show is flawed
Yes, exactly, and that is why Helluva will continue to be a black sheep. Because you guys are so far up your own gay asses, you are simply incapable of writing and animating a show that isn't somehow tied to your whiney, philosophical bullshit.
Everybody is flawed. Literally everybody. YOU and your little crew are absolutely nothing special in that regard. Yet you insist on making something that forces us, the 99.9% of the human population that isn't YOU, to be reminded of how flawed we are every two to three seconds. Nobody wants another show that is a struggle session disguised as a slapstick comedy. Yet apparently, that's what YOU want, so more power to you. Have fun reporting the abysmal viewing numbers to the Prime brass after next season is over.
>(except Erica, of course :P)
Oh so is that why Loona was doing her best impression of a lamp in the corner of the room for the first half of Season 2?
Because she's so flawless?

>"Listen here you uppity little peon" Stella squawked, her voice rising like a boiling kettle, "We've been standing here for 15 minutes! I don't care if you say you 'can't do it', I want you to get your skinny ass back there and...!"
>The smack was so loud it reverberated through the store
>Stella's face went beet red as the sharp pain of Anon's hand spanking her left cheek dulled slightly
>She turned to stare daggers down at him, but found herself cowed by his steely gaze
>Stella's fury melted likes snow, replaced instead with flustered embarrassment
>As Anon resumed the order with the barista, Stella stood quietly, listening to her heart pounding in her chest
>She'd always been used to getting whatever it was she wanted, or when she didn't, she was use to being able to take it out on someone
>She'd never really been disciplined, even as a child; she'd just been allowed to do whatever she wanted or just been ignored
>No one had ever so much as looked her in the eyes and sternly told her no
>Now, here was this human, a full head shorter than her, even in her human disguise, casually spanking her in public
>She should have felt like ripping his hands off and shoving them down his gullet
>Instead, her body felt warm and tingly, her heart seemed ready to pop out of her chest
>Anon had finished ordering and told her to follow him to their seats
>When they were sat down, she stared at the table as Anon calmly but firmly told her to keep her attitude in check
>she tried to mutter a pathetic excuse, but he stopped her
>"Look me in the eyes when we're talking," he said sternly
>She managed to meet his gaze, and she felt her face go flush again.
>It took every ounce of her will to keep eye contact and to try and maintain a smattering of her Goetia pride
>"I...I said, that I will try to be a little more tactful in the future," she managed to stammer out in as close to an even tone as possible.
>His face softened as the barista came by with the order.
"That's all I ask"

>>149311525
Niiiice

>>149311735
Quite Nice.

Ch. 7 of HILTLH(H) tomorrow. It's the bar chapter.

Barbie Wire would be a pedophile like she should've been in the show.

Loona adopting the son of one of IMPs victims.

>>149312109
>Loona adopts baby Anon after his Occult parents are murdered

>>149299819
>>149300013
>Anon is the Uncle Ruckus of Hell

>>149311792

>>149312148
>Inverted Hellboy
I dig it

>>149312148
>>149312109
>Imp does a hit job on the kid's parents
>Millie and Blitzo seriously considering killing the two year old son to clean things up
>Loona and Moxxie stops them
>Loona is now even more conflicted

>>149312913
>Loona takes kid as her own
>Blitzo is a hippocrite and shuns the boy
>boy grows up to be homophohic
>Loona accidentally tells son what happened when he's old enough
>son goes straight to Satan
>Satan finishes what he started in Mastermind and adopts boy, becomes Dorn.

>>149313359
>Blitzo is a hippocrite and shuns the boy

In character. Though I feel Loona, Moxxie and maybe even Millie would begin to resent Blitzo for how he treats him. Especially if Millie carries the kid.

>Satan finishes what he started in Mastermind and adopts boy, becomes Dorn.

He becomes a beloved character actor with a cult following? Nice to see that he chose theatre over violence.

>>149313397
I think he meant Rogal Dorn from ITEHATTSD

>>149313397
>Nice to see that he chose theatre over violence.
His uncle Moxxie may have had something to do with that.

>>149313397
>>149313417
Oh. Would Lucifer be Big E then?

>Loona towers over you as a hound
>shorter than you as a human
>sometimes she transforms so she can bury herself into your chest

>>149313528
>taller than hound Loona
>massive compared to human Loona

>>149313528
The demonic fleabag bitch deserves to be shot until she looks like an strainer, to be fair, it would be more merciful than letting Vivzie keep her around and ruinning her even more

>>149313418
>Moxxie sees lil anon being forced into the business by Blitzo who treats him like shit
>and that if he's good at violence Blitzo will accept him
>Loona doesn't tries to stop him when she can but she's a young single mom raising a human child in hell
>So she can't cut out her only family and employer
>Moxxie has Crimson flashbacks and decides this can't happen again

>>149313567
No, she deserves to be fucked a bazillion times with human cocks she gives birth to human babies

>>149313433
Yes, Lucifer is basically Big E screwing over the Lord Almighty's Realm and propping himself up as a God with being one

Also I found this meme that kinda supports a theory I had about Hashut and Big E

>>149313709
without being one, goddamnit, I screwed up my own point

>>149313709
Well, more like propping himself up as a God through power moves and destruction rather than beginning as such, also not creating his own thing

>>149313567

>>149313646
Real

>>149313755
I mean, with Vivzie around, don't expect the characters develop for the better, they're always be back to square one, their cycle of violence and misery will continue, and in the Hazbin Hotel, any kind of logic will be beaten, humilliated and backstabbed

>>149313829
to develop for the better, they will always be back to square one

>>149313829
Nah, HH is a TV series, it'll advance because different standards.

>>149313889
Yeah, sure, brother, like it happened with this

>>149312109
>>149312148
>>149312913
>>149313359
Better yet
>Loona goes to Earth to have some fun
>a few weeks later, she finds out she's pregnant
>Hell is Hell and abortion methods she can afford are usually lethal, so she decides to carry to term.
>Blitzo and Millie are happy, Moxxie just congratulates her
>pregnancy is taken longer than expected for a hellhound
>Loona gets herself checked, expecting a litter.
>it's a human baby

>>149314056
would the kid be fully human or a donut steel tier half wolf half man OC?

>>149314168
Probably it'd be human enough the parentage wouldn't be obvious (think of Loona's human disguise)

>>149314168
It'd be a cambion (half human half demon), my guess it'd probably be able to look like whichever just like hellhounds can swap between human and hellhound. He'd probably have increased talent with magic like Merlin (another cambion) does. Also I wonder if his human heritage would give him some nagging feeling of "wrongness" in hell that others don't have, like the whole dimension is screwed up.

>>149314056
DAMMIT MOUS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WRAP IT

>this is how demons actually look like to people

>>149311525
the legs look a tad odd

>>149315019
No kidding, it's what I've redrawn more than anything. I'll keep at it!

what's the point of this guy's existence? i mean, estella could have done most of the same things on the show and it wouldn't make much of a difference, but they just left her as a recent ex-wife while this blue faggot took the main antaphonist role of the series, i mean if they wanted a sinister sibling dynamic they could have split the machiavellian acts, but estella just had stolas killed (not realizing that it would afect her), and then did nothing of value to the plot other than being a stupid bitch. what a waste

>>149315150
they're definitely a doozy

>>149315227
Humanization of Stella?

>>149315263
If she's humanized why is she still a bird

>>149315314
Based retard

>>149315263
Vivzie loves the gays so much she can't even let a woman have a central antagonist roll, she has to be the stooge of her gay counter part. It's incredible when you think about i.

>>149315227
>what's the point of this guy's existence?
To be the fag-hating antagonist of Season 3 who slaps the shit out of Stella's face to remind her of her now diminished worth to the family, thus beginning her redemption arc.
That last bit was a joke because I just can't see Viv committing to any kind of a positive path or outcome for Stella.

>>149290689 (OP)
They should add incest

>>149315461
Imagine having an elektra complex for your homosexual dad

>>149315446
Unfortunately this.

>>149315476
>Unfortunately, they were both subs

>>149315461

>>149315522
Bitch

>>149315537
>Stella feeding octavia her morning meal

>>149315537
>>149315578
>Oh boy, puke!

Hey man.
You didn't have to post that.

>Anon tries rolling his R's when pronouncing Grimoire
>Tries
>He might give up eventually
>"Yes, I rather enjoy my GRRRRHHHHHHHimoire."
>"What the fuck?"

>>149315490
Octavia is a playfully sadistic dom.

>>149311369
Gotta find it, I know I saved it somewhere.
>Octavia is rushed to the hospital with Andrelphas.
>Andrelphas dies en route because of the damage the Demon Hunter inflicted.
>Octavia is barely holding on and isn't conscious.
>Stolas, after coming back down from his enragement, hold a bereaved Stella who, after pushing it down for nearly 18 years, finally has her maternal instincts kick in and is inconsolable.
>Stolas, in a quiet voice, asks Blitzo to come with him.
>Walking privately, he pulls out a single shred of the Hunter's jacket he saved.
>A stylized D.
>He tells Blitzo that he wants him, and IMP, to hunt down and kill every single member of DHORK, and to bring those who outright hired the Hunter to him.
>Stella is going to fund this with his and Andrelphas' money, so they will spare no expense.
>Meanwhile, back on Earth, One and Two discover by way of the CHERUBs that the Demon Hunter was killed by Stolas and consumed. Sensing a demonic invasion, Cletus opens a portal back to Heaven and - while immediately rebuffed by Deerie, they drag her out of the portal, sit her down, and tell her the situation.
>After a moment, she says she'll talk it over with Sera and Lute, and leaves.
>Its hinted that they may spare DHORK some armaments of Heaven, and possisbly one Exorcist.
>Stage is set.

>>149316084
just one version of her made by a fat fetishist

>>149315982
It's just bird feeding habits anon, nothing to be upset about. Stella's probably done this a million times. Perfectly natural.

>>149316118
I like how Stolas is threatening; it's a call back to that one scene where he saves Blitz from the glowies and a reminder that he is a literal demon. The stuff with the demon hunters and exorcist seems like a logical escalation, and is a cool way to tie-in to HH. I would read a full fanfic or fancomic if you made one.

>>149304639
Just binged it today. Loving it so far, anon.

I think you've done a good job gaining sympathy for both characters. I'm leaning more towards Agent One though. Stolas and IMP are not good people, Blitzo especially. The reveal was well done and I like that Agent One was trying to be diplomatic and understanding with Anon.

>>149310754
Rick and Morty and its consequences have been a disaster for the animation industry.

>>149313901
>Mountain of fanfiction where people point out how justified Adam was
Never watched Hazbin Hotel and I don't plan to, but judging from what I've heard, this guy was 100% in the right.

>>149316084
>>149316128
Stuff like this really makes me wonder if I actually like tragedy. One one hand, Octavia turning out this way is tragic and make sense. On the other, I want to see (some) of the characters be happy.

>>149315982
>That comic
It was a wild ride, but would have liked to see more detailed h scenes.

>>149316643
I wanted to see her ride him some more, and make him squeeze her tits.

>>149316698
Yep, we needed a scene where the other sis watches them in silent disgust.

>Satan in your contacts
>"...You know, your spells are pretty cool!"
>"Hwat?"
>"There's, uh, fireball... It's a classic spell, EVERYONE loves fireball!"
>"This your way of comin' on ta me?"

>>149316145
That wasn't what I was talking about.
>>149315647

Incest is based

>>149316958
>>149316928

>>149316998

>>149317052

>>149317180

You're all sick!

>>149317247
I'm just here for Stella and Loona lewds

>>149317281
Alright, you're cool

>>149317312
>Anal
Sex without the goal of procreation is meaningless and gay.

>>149317344
What would a human-demon hybrid be like?

>>149317312
is that the guy from Manhunt?

>>149317281
same

You guys are gonna make us fucking go into the /trash/bin.

>>149317384
worth it.

>>149317429
It's where this garbage belongs. Writing a show without a single likeable character is an achievement.

>>149307466
They sidelined that into the main show so much, they just shoved it to be the shorts instead (which are significantly better than the actual episodes).

>>149317395
Dude, I was just gone for a moment, what the hell happened?

>>149317805
Someone spammed porn

>>149315227
No clue, not even fans seem to like him all that much either. I feel like they wanted to go for some "Love to Hate" kind of villain with him, but he's just more irritating than anything else.

Hate his stupid voice too.

Ao3 DOT org/works/63668416/chapters/168942412

>>149318052
I would the pretty bird.
but honestly I think I would rather hang out with her daughter.

Seems they switched devices. Or IPs.

Good content

Wait a second, these aren't SFW

>>149318356
Prove it

anon this isnt /trash/ what the fuck are you doing

>>149318373
He's doing it on purpose, clearly.

i will never be able to fully hate vivzie pop since she created Stella

The one time I want the Janitors to come by.

>>149318542
>Helluva Boss fan is a faggot
Not a big surprise

>>149318561
I just don't want the thread to get spammed to bits.

>>149318584
same, we were actually having an interesting conversation about the demon hunter story

>>149318717
I swear you already posted this one like 3 times.

>>149318649
There's always next thread. Put a pin in it maybe?

>>149318799
They're all slightly different

Do you think Stella would really have a humanoid like pussy or would it be more avian like a cloaca?

>>149318857
She has breasts why wouldn't she have a pussy and asshole?

>>149318905
...Yeah

I'll be seeing you guys in /trash/ I guess

>>149291234
Isnt she evil and tried to kill her husband and treats hi like shit and neglects her daughter and doesnt give a crap about her?

>>149319104
>AU where stolas isnt a filthy sodomite
i wonder if stella would actually be different in temperament if her husband actually loved her
also, how would octavias personality be different, if at all?

>>149319059
Stolas is a little bitch and a will always be a little faggot bitch for not biting his tongue and just give her the dick she needs, like doesn't he have powers? just give yourself a permanent honeypack cock or something, literally anything

oh great, hes run out of stella pictures and switched over to incest

>>149319424
Incest is based

>344 posts.
>Suddenly 304
All is right the world.

>>149319491
Gotta get those numbers up

>>149319440
the term you are looking for is incest is wincest

>>149319708
incest is wincest only applies when its with a hot sibling, not your own parents

>>149319720
really? I mean I just figured incest is incest. why are there rules to this shit?

I just got here and there's a lot of incest porn, what the hell?

I think that in a way they ruined Blitzø character. In the first season it's seems like he suppress his love because he's scared to be hurt and it seems like he suppress his homosexuality too because he doesn't accept himself as homosexual. And in the first episode of the second series, we see that he actually don't give a fuck about Stolas, neither when he's jung neither when they've grown up, even tho he has sex with him in a very passionate way even out of the ones that they get to do for the deal in some occasions before and after they introduce us to the past of their relationship, making us think that Blitzø is uncaring of love whatsoever. I would have rewritten this part differently starting from the first episode of the second series, I would have loved to se him starting to develop feelings for Stolas and the contrast between his love and his will to help his family, with him choosing the family. When he have to steal the grimoire I would have liked to still see him stealing it and all but feeling bad about it, again, suppressing his feelings. I usually don't like when they add very forced homosexual love in series but because here it fitted perfectly and because helluva boss is full of it I actually love the idea. I also don't like the way they scripted fitzarolli and his relationship with Blitzø and how that made striker just a comic stain after depicting it to us as the great villain it was meant to initially be. I think that vivziepop actually do this too much. They create good villains and then make them just ridiculous, seems like they forgot to have two agents that serve this comic villain purpose and have to give others their role.

>>149320009
I dunno man I'm playing vidya til the spam dies down

WHAT THE FUCK
I curse the fag posting genuine incest porn in this thread.
Also it's a blue board you fucking shit stain

So, uhh... what exactly sparked this sudden deluge of spam?

>>149320120
>hating incest
low test

>>149320144
Nothing. It just started out of nowhere. Probably best to just ignore it and ride it out, yelling at schizos doesn't do anything

>>149320028
I agree with your observations, and thanks also for sharing something other than incest pornography.

>>149320151
>Thinking incest makes you not a little bitch boy
Kill yourself

>>149320194
Little bitchboy

>>149320193
No problem, thanks for the feedback :)

>>149320221
Nice to meet you, little bitchboy, I am SAGELORD, THE TRUE SAGE, now die

>>149320293
Little bitchboy

There's nothing wrong with incest

... I'm gonna go to the Homestuck thread now...

Beelzebub KINGS and Verosika CHADS would never stoop so low

>>149320358
Yeah because they're boring irrelevant characters

>>149320323
Retarded faggot
>>>/trash/

>>149320302
Need more preg Stella in general

>>149320386
Little bitchboy

>>149320401
Retarded faggot

>>149320412
Little bitchboy

>>149320422
Retarded faggot

>>149320440
Little bitchboy

>>149320008
selfcest?

>>149320479
His mom

Curious that Stella is being used for this chimp out. I guess Loona would make it too obvious?

>>149320605
Even if we knew who it was it wouldn't make a lick of difference
Calling schizos out only made things worse

>>149320605
I'm not even a fan of the show I just consume porn

>>149320623
I'm doing this on a whim actually

See you all later I'm gonna get pizza now.

Love y'all! :)

>>149320193
does that mean non incest porn is cool to spam?

>>149320734
They're demons from hell they should be okay with incest

So, what's this about a demon hunter?

where are the mods when you need them

>>149320799
Looks like they finally purged it all. Thank fuck.

>>149320799
they had to jerk it to all the incest b4 they deleted the incest.

>>149290689 (OP)
I would have completely deleted all the shit made till now and not continue with anything any further. The best for both worlds.

>>149316769
I don't think harassing Satan is a good idea anon

>>149321490
good idea?
no
funny?
yeah probably.
actually. what options for pranking do you get in hell?

>>149316769
Anon, are you actually gay for HB Satan or are you just autistic about this one joke?
Or both?

>>149321519
>Fervent Disdain.png
idk why but i find that funny.

>>149321513
He's either gonna smush you or fuck you

Leave the incest spammer to me

>>149321554
You called?

>>149291935
Based

Where are the fucking jannies, God damn it?! This isn’t /trash/

Luv me Bee
Simple as

>>149321851
Abandon ship anon
>>149321873
Same

>shitzo ends up in the digital circus
>His existence is so vulgar he gets entirely censored

>>149321924
>>149321949
Did you post the same picture twice?
You cant even shit up the thread right

>>149309113
God I hope so

watch cartoons with your hoot game gals. what do you watch
>introduce octavia to teen titans so she can see star fire

>>149321963
Every picture is unique

>>149321979
They'd have higher odds of liking TT than JLU that's for sure

>>149311525
Amazing
>>149313528
We need to know how tall she is
>>149314725
Meat canyon
>>149317344
>Sex without the goal of procreation is meaningless and gay.
Explain why sex occurs when people are either not trying to have kids or the woman is incapable of it due to age

>>149321979
Any gal I date is watching Berserk, Evangelion, Iron Giant, and Marcell Jankovics' movies. Simple as.

Can you post Loona porn instead?

>>149322090
So what's your end game here, my man?

>>149322061
all thoes suck

>>149322083
What kind?

>>149322042
sluts

>>149322169
Loona solo or Loona x human

>>149322192
dude delivered

>>149322272
>>149322277
>>149322286
>>149322300
I kneel

>>149320799
Did I miss something?
Guess I got lucky again
>>149319056
No stay away from that place!
>>149313359
>boy grows up to be homophohic
Based
but I think Millie & Moxxie would love the baby overtime
>>149314725
Holy hell, kek!
>>149321979
cartoons?
Were watching Westerns

This has been great

>>149314725
Beavis and Butthead lookin asses

>>149322449
Some fucking nigger was spamming Stolas/Octavia/Stella incest loli porn, but mods banned the dude.

>>149322531
What the actual fuck

>>149322541
I wanna see her in that dress but from behind

>>149322548
Weirdest thing is mods came here and purged the first wave of porn before the dude somehow came back and spammed even more. Do schizos like that show up often on this board?

>>149322710
It's not that hard to reset your IP or just use proxies. The 15 minute timer was supposed to be a stopgap against it.

>>149322139
Those are all great, fuck you.
Who can shit on Marcell Jankovics? Retards?

>>149322710
Not those kind but I wouldn't call them Schizos
Sounds like a spamfag or in this case a spamnigger

>>149322742
I recall a certain onahole shill saying that he used several proxies. Plus, he has a history of freaking out and spamming the shit out of threads, and even tried to get /hhg/ involved at one point.

Ultimately it's irrelevant, but... I just wanted to put out that observation.

>>149322795
I don't think it matters
We spent a lot of time trying to call out schizos and we may even have been right but it didn't make them spam any less
Better to just not give them attention and let them starve

>>149322725
lmao fag

>>149322795
Me + all of /jp/ live in your head

>>149322815
Starving doesn't really work when they're just spamming mindlessly. For that, the only option is waiting for the jannies.

I don't know what happened, but after 4chan was restored, it feels like everything's gotten much worse. These threads used to be so chill.

>>149322866
>Starving doesn't really work when they're just spamming mindlessly.
True but talking about them and trying to figure them out makes them more likely to do it again
It enables them

>>149322866
I hope SharyParty or whatever comes back and destroys this place for good.

>>149322928
Honestly? So do I. Often times this place feels like psychological warfare. A drug, even. You know it's bad for you, but you can't stop coming back.

>>149322866
Everything has gotten better after the restoration because most of the mods and jannies quit and never came back, and it seems like the ones that remain have radically altered their moderation style. Whole site is better off.

>>149322866
>>149323002
Both are decent points

>>149322864
nah

>>149323002
Mod leniency is a double-edged sword. Besides, I'm not just talking about them; the amount of Indians / bots spamming low effort threads (including capeshit) and AI slop seems to have doubled, as have the schizo rampages. Compare threads from the last couple of months with those from, say, last year. Sure, there were derailments and arguments, that comes with the territory... but to the extent of now?

>>149323146
My guess is after the hack they smelled blood in the water

the sins should be written as being awful people at heart instead of that wishy washy "come on guys not all sins are bad, i mean how could overindulgence and ambition ever do bad things"

>>149323146
You have 0 proof that anyone is an Indian or a bot, and just because you want to exterminatus AI off of 4chan doesn't mean you get your way. Its always so refreshing when I see AI site wide and its only /co/ that gets so triggered over it because it offends their art sensibilities. Probably because for them art is part of their identity and they are mad that soon we won't need artists anymore because machines can do it all for us. They will talk about "soul" and it will fall on deaf ears.
>>149323183
Goon posting is a lot more common now and its great, its the will of the people that used to be suppressed.

>>149323387
>You have 0 proof that anyone is an Indian or a bot
Your seething is all the proof I need Sukhdeep.

>>149323387
Whatever you say, Sandeep.

Well this thread is FUBAR. Maybe the next one will suck less.

>>149323406
>>149323409
There it is again, I finally switched gears from trying to reason with /co/ to simply embracing the salt mining. Your suffering feels good to me. No amount of screeching can stop the tide that is sweeping 4chan and the rest of the internet. Remember: its down the road not across the street, rookie mistake.

>>149323434
Seems to be safe
For now

>>149323457

>There it is again, I finally switched gears from trying to reason with /co/ to simply embracing the salt mining. Your suffering feels good to me. No amount of screeching can stop the tide that is sweeping 4chan and the rest of the internet. Remember: its down the road not across the street, rookie mistake.
Hit too close to home boy?

>>149323475

>>149323553

>>149323479
>>149323533

>>149290689 (OP)
I would've dropped this shit and rebooted Zoophobia like I promised nine fucking years ago.

>>149316565
>Loving it so far

Thanks.

>I'm leaning more towards Agent One

He'll just get more sympathetic. I want both of them to be equally flawed. Anon is a nice understanding guy but he's a coward. One has almost no bad intentions but he's a violent, immature dumbass who sees the world in black and white.

>Stolas and IMP are not good people, Blitzo especially.

I'm trying to go more nuanced for Stolas. He's objectively a bad person but he's also deeply complicated and with a fair amount of positive qualities.
Blitzo is a shitstain whose just self aware enough that he doesn't want to believe he's a shitstain. If people want him more nuanced I can try.


>>149323320
>the sins should be written as being awful people at heart instead of that wishy washy "come on guys not all sins are bad, i mean how could overindulgence and ambition ever do bad things"

I wish I could do this. But people (myself included) like Bee too much.

> Halp me Grok, I do the needful!
that's right boy, flail for me

>>149323582
Now ask Grok what it thinks of Indians.

>>149323618
>>149323629
I think I'll ask it what it thinks of boomer comic and cartoon artists who know the end is nigh for them instead.

>>149323612
I like the way you talk about Stolas and Blitzo here. I'll need to get off my ass and catch up soon, the early greens were promising so I'm excited to read the rest.

>>149323612
>I wish I could do this. But people (myself included) like Bee too much.
You trying for a balanced approach?

>>149323618
>>149323629

I think this is the eugenics atheist kid. He strikers me as one of those 'rationalists' that'd agree with the Zizians.

>I think I'll ask it what it thinks of boomer comic and cartoon artists who know the end is nigh for them instead.
>Grok is this true?!?!
Lol, not beating the allegations Aksheet.

=)

>>149323711
Nah he's an Indian based boy sucking off AI despite being incapable of using it.

>=)
lol, you're so mad buddy

>>149323748
No seriously. Look up the Zizians. He might be a Jeet but that does seem to be his ideology.

you know the ai spammer here is one thing but if we all have to ride the same bus here you guys could at least not purposely get the retarded kid's attention knowing he's gonna sperg for the next several hours

>>149323748
You just know he'd be one of the first in line to get microchipped and interfaced with Starlink.

>>149323807
He's going to sperg out regardless, dude. He wants us to 'submit,' if it wasn't completely obvious from his verbiage.

>>149323807
https://youtu.be/22b0AYZXoFU
I'm listening to music right now and thinking of ideas from some greens
>Biker Stella
>Biker Mayberry

>>149323851
How about Biker Octavia? Rebelling and getting in with a rough crowd.

You reap what you sow.

>>149323851
Give me biker Stella bub
>The freedom of the open road
>Not having to keep up appearances for the sake of the Goetia anymore\
>Now having to worry about Stollas anymore
>Just the wind in her feathers and the open road as far as the eye can see

>>149323882
That'd be good to
>Anon introduces Octavia to motorcycles
Actually what motorcycle would either of those chicks ride?
Stella would ride a Triumph
Mayberry would probably go for an Indian(It's a brand name)
Octavia might go for a Honda

>>149323954
See
Now you get it

>>149323994
https://youtu.be/GUBOgWYMBwo
Forgot to add this with that Biker Stella in mind

>>149323953
>>149324008
Based

>>149323964
Two rides a Kawazaki Ninja. One rides bitch

>Slop

>>149324018
kek
One's more of a car guy
Likely owns a Mustang, thinking he's Steve McQueen

>>149323612
>just self aware enough that he doesn't want to believe he's a shitstain. If people want him more nuanced I can try.
tbf. if you make him too self aware about how much of a shitbag he is. he stops being shitzo

>>149324026
>>149324047
>>149324059
More
>>149324038
Its not even AI you mind broken boomer relic

Oh Christ the spamnigger is back and samefagging

>>149324072
None of the porn you spammed today was good. Ergo, slop. If you're going to shit up threads out of malice, at least do so with quality images.

I am personally more partial to Octavia/human but Anon wanted Loona porn

you're a disgrace to Loona fag boy.

>>149324079
>>149324099
>>149324118
Based
>>149324091
>>149324094
>>149324115
Cope. Indian same fag shill blah blah blah seethe kys.

>>149324118
>tumor nipples

>>149324115
Loona wants a human to love her

>>149324141
>>149324159

>>149324176
You gotta get an onahole man you are missing out
>>>/jp/49661316

Retard.

What a pathetic creature
Guess that one Anon was right
Thread might be FUBAR or she we go back to discussing Biker Stella?

The porn dumper is gone

Could we just talk about anon's relationship with the girls again?

>>149324240
*Should
Gentlemen, I think I'm retarded

>>149324240
i dunno dude im starting to think staying on altchans was a good idea

>>149324268
Feel free to go back.

>>149324259
Yes
>>149324268
Probably for the best for now

>>149324259
Hootgame for Octavia. I Wanna Hug That Hound for Loona.

>Its not even AI you mind broken boomer relic
So?
Slop is slop, weather a computer made it, or a human no better than a computer made it

>Cope. Indian same fag shill blah blah blah seethe kys.
>n-n-nooooo, YOU'RE the Indian!
Back to your cow shit curry buddy boy, you lost.

>>149324305
I think your existence is slop. Feel free to correct that at any point in time.

Can a human impregnate a demon?

>>149324259
>Anon is doing his best to learn more about some basic astronomy and and magic to impress his Octavia while avoiding her lusty cougar mom

>>149324172
But Loona is a dog

>>149324329
I'm glad you are immune to banning like me however I am not a fan of pregnancy or fat women man

>This thread

>>149324344
I'm not the porn spammer

>>149324350
It is indeed FUBAR and SNAFU'd

>>149324343
>>149324364

>>149324289
>>149324339
How would stolass feel about his wife and daughter falling for his new apprentice?

>>149323027
That color scheme reminds me of Subaru. Could be a nice crackship desu.

>>149324377
He better look forward to human-bird grandchildren

>I-I-I think your existence is slop! Feel free to correct that at any point in time CHUD!!!
you're so sad and pathetic. Why would I ever feel the need to justify my life to you?

>>149324382
>>149324407
>>149324420
Got any good AI porn of her?

Am I the only one who has Loona fatigue from all the shitty porn dumps and threadcanon babble?

>>149324437
You feeling the need is irrelevant because its an impossible task.

>>149324377
Well he's a faggot
On the other hand it's a distraction for his apprentice
He might like the idea of his apprentice and Octavia getting along
Not so sure about how he feel about Stella liking his apprentice, he'd probably be concerned
but If Stella & Octavia were to figure out they're both pursuing him
It would not end well