So which Helluva Boss character will be ruined the most in S3 and why is it Octavia?

What would happen if I gave her a cracker

Stella's asshole after I'm through with it

>>149233646 (OP)

>>149234146
She’s a 9 foot tall demonic owl, her cloaca is designed to lay eggs the size of a football.

She ain’t feeling your prick.

>>149234148
Because people like OP hate themselves and constantly need to put down other people's achievements.

>>149234178
Maybe she wouldn't feel yours pencil dick

>>149234178
I think I could convince Stolas to give me some demon cockring. Anything to keep her busy while he bones Blitzo and abandons his daughter

>>149234148
>>149234262
I just don't have a lot of faith in S3 anymore, especially after the last short. I would love to be proven wrong but I'd kid myself to think it'll be anything but passable.

>>149234345
Stolas is on good terms with Ozzie, I’m sure he’d have some kind of mystical fuck-charm.

>>149234364
Why do you act as if the crew can't write emotional moments? Most Octavia scenes are treated seriously. And the short was fine until the ending.

>>149234380
That's what I'm banking on. Ozzie's disposition for helping couples like his own and if I'm lucky Fizz would have my corner during negotiations.

>>149234178
That just makes it stretchy, you don't know what kind of lower-body exercise that physique gets.

>LS shitting up another thread

>>149234178
>>149234410
Stolas doesn't even have a penis since he has a cloaca too. I'd like to imagine Stella never experienced a real dick. Look at what a real dick did to Stolas. Stella would be enamored too.

>>149234465
The fuck is LS

Why did they added this guy and made him a Stolas' cock sucker
The Stolitz plotline is annoying as it is we don't need a damn love triangle

>>149234474
Longsword. It's a weapon category in the game series Monster Hunter.

>>149234474
Loxxie Schizo. A Loona x Moxxie shipper who lives rent-free in these retards' heads because he doesn't adhere to the narrow-minded views on the show, their obsession with Vivienne Medrano, their waifufagging, and their self-insert fantasies. That would be me.

>>149233646 (OP)
Viv and the crew hate her so don't worry

>>149234510
Stolas doesn't have a cock to suck

Loona and Anon.

>>149234465
>The Thread was derailed before it even started
>>149234523
I figured you'd be better than this
but It seems my judgement was misplaced

>>149234467
Male ostriches have cloaca too, but they also have 13 inch cocks.

>>149234523
A shot like this had to be done intentionally

>Now he's replying to himself.

Sniffing Loono's boxers.

Can't we all just get along?

>>149234622
I could say the same about you. You just loathe getting confronted and stepping out of your comfort zone. In the last thread, you were lashing out at some other guy over a disagreement.

>>149234675
Google says that Paleognathes, which ostriches are a part of, along with Galloanseriformes, are the exception in the bird world in that they have penises.

>>149234687
That's what I've been saying. But anons here are so negative that they don't want to listen.

>>149234727
Nah, I'm done trying to be reasonable with him. Every thread he attacks people who don't mindlessly flick Viv's clit or comport with his beliefs, then plays the victim when there's pushback.

>>149234703
?

>>149234727
Stellakek is as delusional as Stolasfag.

What would the falling out be like if, by your influence, Loona decided to leave IMP?

>>149234811
Blitzo would blow your head off, once on Earth and again in hell

>>149234811
keep one eye open when you sleep. cause you know that blitzo is gonna be really anal towards you. even more than usual.

>>149234687
If the writing was constant I'd agree but no that is simply not true.
I don't think Loxxie will happen for multiple reasons.
>>149234737
Just to clear things up no I wasn't.
I was in last Thread talking to other Anons separate to what you and the Anons you were arguing with.
>>149234758
What this Anon here says I have to sadly agree with.
You clearly shown you get heated very easily and will act like you're not as responsible as the Anons you engage with.
I will say no more to avoid derailing the Thread more so than it already is.
This does not need to keep going.

i love ingesting semen btw i drink it by the truckloads

>>149234782
Not buying it. Every time LS appears, there's always someone who rushes to his aid and, coincidentally enough, shares the same exact views.

>>149234888
Is that you, Van Cleef? Nice trips, regardless.

>get a call from your parents
>show up to their house
>your parents look nervous and a bit ashamed
>there's a goth girl with a white shavecut standing next to him with her arms crossed
>looks like she has resting bitch face
>your dad speaks up first
>"Son... you know we love you, right?"
>"Yeah, what's this about? Who's this?"
>the goth girl shoots you a glare and eyes you up
>your dad continues
>"Son... you're adopted."
>those words hit you like a ton of bricks
>"and this is Loona. She's your sister."
>you have a blank stare on your face
>"Should I show him?"
>your dad tugs his collar and stammers
>"I'm gonna show him."
>she's engulfed in blue flames and grows into a werewolf
>"How's this? Seem familiar or anything?"
>"..... WHAT THE FUCK"
>"The fuck, what?!"
>"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU"
>the werewolf glances at your parents
>"I thought you told him! Didn't you tell him? Ugh, hang on..."
>she breathes in and then smacks your chest
>you try to pat out the blue flames as they cover you
>they subside and you are hairy
>and a werewolf
>"Welcome to the family, big bro."
What would you do?

>>149234949
>Is that you, Van Cleef? Nice trips, regardless.
Indeed I am

>>149234944
Tf, NO THATS ME YOU BITCH ASS NIGGA

>>149234839
>>149234840
This sounds fair...
This would also mean Loona would move in with you
But where would you go?
Stolas's Mansion? (If he'll allow it)
An actual nice home in one of the rings?
Someplace on Earth?
Probably gonna have to whip out the gold bars...
IMAGINE househunting with her

>>149235021
Somewhere in the city on Earth with a winter home in hell (because it's warmer)

>>149234888
>If the writing was constant I'd agree but no that is simply not true.
The writing is more coherent than you give it credit for.
>You clearly shown you get heated very easily
If I get heated up, it's because you're a bunch of hypocrites. And how ironic this statement is given the replies towards me in this very thread. Look at the replies under yours. They are immature and contribute nothing to the thread, but somehow you will make me responsible for it.
>you're not as responsible as the Anons you engage with.
Self-reflect a little.

>>149234944
>>149235015
Want me to turn off 4chan X and take a screenshot?

>>149234949
Just accept you're paranoid. Anons are individuals and are free to agree with each other even if there are some other things they disagree over.

>>149233646 (OP)
When is she just going to hook up with her dad?
I feel like it'd resolve like every issue the show's had since season 1 pretty effortlessly. She just needs to push out Stolas's eggs.

>>149235045
>the usual gaslighting and deflection
Mmhmm.

Valentino x Loona fanfic when?

>>149234811
Would that cause M&M to leave, too?

>>149235128
Probably not in itself hell Moxxie might even be relieved

In the name of the Emperor, I PURGE the board of this demonic furry FILTH!

>>149235514
BASED!
>*Mick Gordon fart music starts playing.*

>>149235514

>>149233646 (OP)
Collin. Vivzie's mad about the schizo comparison and people shipping Loona with males, so she's going to make him have a sexual awakening from being held down by Loona and be a sex-obsessed sheep who Loona has to kick in the balls over and over as he bleats and gurgles and dies.

>>149235595
Alright, The Lord Almighty is sending like House Davion Atlas BattleMechs to each ring of her faggyfornian Hell if that happens

>>149234510
Who cares.
Genderbend them and call it a day.

>>149235815
A million of those, to each ring, they're gonna stomp into paste and make Hell burn again

>>149224376
>Loona can't fix it and you're currently out cold
>Blitzo wants to take Loona out on a hit
>she figures fuck it and goes along, melenation be damned
>takes her a second to realize when humans refer to 'her kind' they are NOT talking about her being a demon

>>149235514
>warhammered:40keks
Embarrassing.
But I was playing Rogue Trader earlier so what do I know?

>>149235815
>House Davion

>>149234737
>That's what I've been saying. But anons here are so negative that they don't want to listen.
bro there's 4 main characters they're gonna be next to each other from time to time

>>149235815
>BattleTech
You keep getting gayer by the post.

>>149235852
>New Avalon Catholic Church
You're Dense, boy, you're dense, although I have to look if House Davion has companies that manufacture Atlas Battlemechs

>>149233646 (OP)
Could fix it by having her fuck her dad.

>>149234613
Based

>>149235874
Shut your mouth, Vivzie, Hot Topic Bitch calling me, the pot calling cattle black

>>149235887
Calling me gay, sorry, typo

>>149234839
>>149234840
It's not like she's Blitzo's slave, she can make her own decisions.

>>149234510
why do i immediately think of hotel trivago when i see him?
is it because the names are kinda similar?

>>149235887
Vivzieslop sucks balls but BattleTech is fucking garbage that outright stole designs from much better series like Macross.
Aren't you the faggot from last time who was adamant that Netflixvania wasn't dogshit that goes against your supposed values (that you got from Twitter) from Season 1 too?

>>149235905
>Hotel Vassago

>>149235911
I'm not, I don't give a HOOT about Netflixvania, It's anti-christian shit as well and It doesn't follow the lore and characterization of the games

all the characters are inherently ruined by virtue of being written like shit, but at least some of them are redeemed of that by being hot

>>149235877
According to Sarna, Robinson Standard BattleWorks still produces the Atlas.

Real men choose House Steiner, though.

>>149235033
Loona having to stay in her disguise most of the time would probably be unpleasant for her though.

>>149235938
Ok, that's slightly less embarrassing than the last 14 year old 40kuck roleplayer that was doing this song and dance on these threads. You're still a huge faggot who probably likes Hugo Martin's Doom Slayer self-insert garbage.

>>149235958
Maybe she takes it off around the house and you keep the curtains drawn.
>that one neighbor that sees your "dog" sucking you off through a poorly drawn curtain

>>149234146
She doesn't have one, buddy.
She has a cloaca.
One all purpose hole.

>>149235978
She already has issues, having to fake as a human for a significant time would probably be bad.

Stella's pussy.

>>149236067
Hell is already red Cali I don't think she'd have any issues aside from snacking on dog biscuits once in a while and that's easily handled with
>she's californian
>oh okay

>>149236059
>cloaca.

>>149236059
>>149236072
Pussy or Cloaca
She just needs a hug

>>149236100
>meet Stella a few months before the wedding
>the two of you hit it off
>"Ah anon.... if only I weren't engaged" she jokes dreamily
What would you do bros

>>149235946
I don't know, they're Heaven, maybe they go with the one with the catholic church in it, but maybe they can go with mechs made by Marik, Steiner, Arano, Liao or Kurita, I don't know

>>149236113
make her lay an egg in my mouth

>>149235963
I don't care about Doom either, just sod off and stop protecting that horrible cow

>>149234148
this, I unironically love viziepop and all her shows
I am totally serious
and I will murder-rape anybody who shits on me for it
pic rel

>>149236128
You could probably bang Stella at this point in time and Stolas wouldn't even care. It'd probably end with
>You keep your main squeeze and I keep mine?
>Just keep quiet so the plebians don't find out and you have a deal.

>>149236119
>Arano
Ah... you got into the franchise via the Harebrained game and not the tabletop game?

>>149236175
I think I'd rather her just lay an egg in my mouth

>>149236221
Not my thing but I respect the hustle

>>149236221
I-Its unfertilized right anon? you made sure you only do this before you have sex with her right???

>>149236261
I don't want sex with her. I simply want her to lay a pristine white as snow egg in my mouth. I don't want sex, sex is such a tired concept

>>149236059
If Paimon can shapeshift into dragons goats and eyes then Stella could turn her cloaca into a pussy and butthole provided she was inclined to learn how

>>149236297
I would like to watch her lay an egg as she fondles her breasts and moans passionately

>>149236113
Hard to say Anon.
Forgive the Puritanism but I'm not the guy to cheat on another man's wife/gf or fiance.
This is before the wedding and long before it was publicly known Stolas cheated on Stella.
This is when the two still had very good standings with each other.
>>149236261
>salsa with Stella
God damnit

>>149233646 (OP)
I don't care who they ruin at this point as long as I get good art from it. I quit after S2 and skipped the new short too.

>>149236332
Hopefully she is shooting it out onto a pillow or mattress so the sanctity of the egg is preserved

>I can't believe it....
>I'm autistic?

>>149236297
Sex is great only after marriage and for procreation Anon

>>149236365
those are abstract concepts

>>149236361
Come on, anon, loona's not autistic...
Is she?

>>149236088
yeah but she wouldn't be able to be in her true body most of the time

>>149236405
she doesn't really display signs of autism. She's really bitchy and mean so my guess is she's just another BPD goblin who would be such a pain in the ass to be around irl

>>149236408
So what? The disguises don't seem uncomfortable, if they are you can easily get a house in hell and use an earth house as a summer home or something. I don't think it'd really be an issue

>>149235859
Moxxie is not physically present in the shots I posted, yet these shots were deliberately drawn that way. And I'm not getting into the thematic parallels since you're not here to argue in good faith, and me talking about theories is somehow derailing the thread from whatever random bullshit people talk about around these parts.

>>149236461
If you wanna talk about theories no ones stopping you

I think a hitman style game would work pretty well for helluva boss

>>149236491
>coin throwing simulator but red

>>149236461
Do you have anything else to live for, minus your crackship? Just curious. Some people take this shipping business much too seriously, to the point it consumes them altogether. And even if it hasn't... what's in it for you? What do you gain from this? Not just the ship itself, but trying to convince people that the signs are there, that it's going to happen.

>>149236491
>IMPgame

>>149235899
look at him
what do you think he will do

>>149236350
Yes, I want to see her on her knees drenching her 5000 thread count bed cover in bloom (egg juice) and birdgirl cum, because I'm assuming she's going to find sexual pleasure in seeing a real man enjoy a true exhibition of her feminity.

>>149236461
>those hips
Lord have mercy

>>149236512
piss and shit his pants, maybe even cum

How strong are hellborn supposed to be, anyway?
I can see hellhounds being quite a bit stronger than humans and succ's being around human level, but what about imps?
Are they weaker or do they have chimp strength?

>>149236623
I could see them being around human levels of strength despite the fact that some of them are only like 2 feet tall.

>>149236408
>>149236455
They're magic disguises that actually change your physical form. Loona used hers to give herself a smaller silhouette to properly fit behind the pillar she was using as cover when she was getting shot at by Collin.

>>149236472
It's a waste of time. Most people here don't have faith in the writers and will give you shit if you do. Therefore, they just claim that the writers are incompetent without really attempting to address anything I say.

>>149236507
That's a lot of specific assumptions about me coming from someone who also posts on 4chan. But to answer your questions, I just want a proper discussion about the show that's not related to Blitz or Stolas. And so far nobody has been able to give me a proper argument or counterargument. Other than the usual 'Viv sucks at writing and is a fujo' and 'you're a faggot shipper.'

>>149236656
If you want proper discussion about the show and you wanna talk about your theories then just post them dude who cares

>>149236656
Sometimes I wonder if you're Jewish, because you have trouble answering questions directly. So I'll try once more: what do you hope to gain out of incessantly pushing your crackship? Or better yet -- policing threads?

>>149236146
Are you me, I also love her shows unironically, let's have a kid together

>>149236526
>you want a man sized portion of eggs?

>>149235595
It's weird how you faggots keep getting mad at things that have never happened, are not confirmed to happen, and will not happen ever
Hating vivziepop to this degree is a mental illness

>>149236716
>Two will do nicely
>Three if you can manage it
>Four? Oh, you must be hurting for it...
I'm going to adopt ishuzoku reviewers rules where bird girls produce more eggs the longer they go without having sex

>>149236455
>>149236656
yeah but having to be wearing a disguise for a significant portion of time has to wear on the self a bit

>>149236762
holy based

>>149236765
Didn't Barbie wear one for extended periods of time? She'll be fine.

>>149236405

>>149236532
She's a baddie. She has hooves, so she's an imp-succubus hybrid.

>>149236623
>>149236635
I'd say they're stronger and more resilient than the average human. Someone like Ralphie was able to knock Millie out, but he seems to be pretty buff.

When Loona shifted into her hellhound form and said ta-da! And smiled, I wanted to hug her so much.

>>149236845
>hooves
WHOA mama-- wait, I'm into that? Why am I into that?

>>149236861

>>149237111
Trips of cuteness.

>>149236700
Nah, I've tried, and it's like talking to a wall. I'd rather come here to shitpost.

>>149236710
>Sometimes I wonder if you're Jewish
Next you'll say I'm trying to pilpul. >>>/pol/
>because you have trouble answering questions directly
I already answered most of your dumb questions. I'll reiterate: I just want a proper discussion about the show that's not related to Blitz or Stolas. To add to that, since I like Loona x Moxxie, and since I've found those clues in Mastermind, I've been trying to dissect the themes in the show to see how plausible a romantic relationship between the two would be and how it could become canon. And I've found it could have a lot of ramifications that fit within the actual themes of the show.
>Do you have anything else to live for, minus your crackship? Just curious. Some people take this shipping business much too seriously, to the point it consumes them altogether.
This feels oddly specific and a petty indirect insult towards my person. I decided to ignore it because of these reasons. But if you really want an answer: Yes, I have plenty of other things to live for. I would even say that I spend less time here than you.
>What do you gain from this? Not just the ship itself, but trying to convince people that the signs are there, that it's going to happen.
Nothing, really. I just wanted to see if there are like-minded individuals. There was one anon months ago, but I don't know if he still frequents these threads. Found no one else yet. If the ship doesn't happen, it's not the end of the world. Fanfiction and fanart still exist. Or I'll just move on to another show.
>incessantly pushing your crackship?
And so far nobody has been able to give me a proper argument or counterargument. Other than the usual 'Viv sucks at writing and is a fujo' and 'you're a faggot shipper.' I forgot to add 'you ship a crackship' to this list.

>>149237111
I am not watching the short, QRD?

>>149237111
GODDAMMIT

>>149237168
She turns her head and says tada

>>149237111
>Meanwhile, what mr wriggles saw

>Crackships are cringe!
>Unless they’re self insert wank HMOFA wank in which it’s a-okaaaaaay

>>149236765
Probably, but since the writers are bad at worldbuilding exposition, we'll never know.

>>149236785
It could be because her disguise comes from the Asmodean Crystal. We haven't seen imps with innate magical abilities yet, unlike Loona.

>>149236863
Here's a shot of her legs.

>>149237199
I bet they clack on hard wood
>>149237197
Hmofa is based though, but then again I never really cared about the crackships

>>149237197
Crackships for helluva boss don't matter because nobody here respects it in the first place.

>>149237168
Target was legitimately a good guy; he agrees to being killed by Loona because he thought she was a Make-A-Wish orphan. He says he wants to say goodbye to his children first; it turns out they're adopted children. Loona likes him because he adopted a lot of orphans, but he freaks out at the end when he sees her true form, and she accidentally shoots him in both knees before Blitzo kills him by smashing his head into mush with a brick.
Most people have a grievance with the ending. It felt like cheap, edgy humor.

>>149237126
>I just want a proper discussion about the show that's not related to Blitz or Stolas.
>Found no one else yet.
>And so far nobody has been able to give me a proper argument or counterargument.
Then what's the point of still coming here? Again, it circles back to my initial question: what do you hope to gain from this? Cause the qualities you seek in these threads are largely non-existent... and from what I've observed (and directly experienced) you tend to go ballistic when the topic veers off into places you don't like. Thread schizos all do that, it seems -- policing discussion.

>>149237197
The only crackship im ok with is pic related, and even then only because kris is literally me

>>149237126
>Next you'll say I'm trying to pilpul

I dont think thats /pol/. I thinks it just him talking about how religious Jews when asked 'important' questions ramble and get nowhere. Its the difference between.

>Do not redeem, toilet witch

And

>I hope all HB1 SUBHUMANS DIE

>>149237367
Correct, although it's not just religious Jews who've perfected the art of the non-answer, trust me.

>>149237324
>Anon dates Loona
>wingmans his homie Kris into getting with Octavia
The blessed ending

>>149237445
Loona would never date a bald person

>>149237470
Contrast, lot of hair paired with no hair

>>149237470

>>149237519
lmao that's better

>>149237519
groovy

>>149237445
>Anon and kris hook up with a dog and an owl
>Meanwhile, two scaly bitches(and a deer) are left seething in the background

>>149237308
>Then what's the point of still coming here?
>what do you hope to gain from this?
To see if there's someone who's not the thread regulars, who constantly belittle me and expect me to take accountability for my actions when they don't actually do the same, to actually discuss things with, or a like-minded individual. Someone to discuss possible future developments in the show. How many times do you want me to answer the same question?
The funny thing is that someone else actually replied to one of my posts in this thread, and you accused me of samefagging.
>Cause the qualities you seek in these threads are largely non-existent
Which qualities? Actually discussing the show without resorting to bad-faith arguments, fallacies, and shitting on the writers (mostly on Viv)? Because that's what I would like. But I'm glad you concede that those qualities are absent from these threads.
>and from what I've observed (and directly experienced) you tend to go ballistic when the topic veers off into places you don't like. Thread schizos all do that, it seems -- policing discussion.
I don't want to sound like a broken record, but this and a lot of your posts come off as projection. You and other anons are the ones who accuse me of derailing your threads even when I'm not actually shitting on you or spamming threads. Trust me when I say that my melties months ago weren't unprovoked.

>>149237367
That's what /pol/ thinks pilpul is.

>>149237519
>>149237533
>Loona looks at anon
>"Listen anon.. you seem like a really kind interesting guy... But you're just not my type."
Then what is your type
>*Staying Alive gets louder and louder.*

>>149237577
>That's what /pol/ thinks pilpul is.

Looked it up. It looks like the autistic art of reading way too much into the text to make it not contradict, to the point it becomes fanfiction and pedantry. It sounds stupid and annoying but not sinister.

>>149237571
Incredibly based

>>149237640
>how religious Jews when asked 'important' questions ramble and get nowhere
>reading way too much into the text to make it not contradict, to the point it becomes fanfiction and pedantry
Those do not seem really that different to me. I can see why it generates confusion. I think that's how the Talmud was written, by trying to interpret the Torah.

If I commissioned art for HILTLH(H), what scenes would you think would be good? Or other stuff that you all would suggest?

>>149237577
>Actually discussing the show without resorting to bad-faith arguments, fallacies, and shitting on the writers (mostly on Viv)?
>Because that's what I would like.
Yes, as I'm aware... hence why I said you police the threads. If discussion doesn't go the way you want it to, you lash out at the Anons in question, all while playing the victim. There's a Polish proverb about this, you know.

Point is, we should be allowed to discuss what we want, even if it's low-hanging fruit like Vivzie, Stolas and Blitzo. Don't be the Sharkfag or Famicon of HB threads.

>>149237778
The scene where anon and loona are both chugging mississippi queens

>>149237854
Noted.

>>149237778
wait until they do something cute

>>149237754
>Those do not seem really that different to me. I can see why it generates confusion. I think that's how the Talmud was written, by trying to interpret the Torah


Prolly the most evil part of the Talmud is how fucking boring it is. Even the disturbing quotes "Gentiles being like beasts when dead according to Rabbi x" in context are about stupid shit like whether someone can walk through a tent where a dead guy was an hour ago. Its a boring incoherent record of half remembered arguments that self contradicts every paragraph.
It also encourages Jews to be mildly shitty neighbors. Like

>You can't steal from a Gentile
>But you don't have return his wallet if you find it on the ground
>Don't lie to Gentiles unless they aren't your employee and you owe them money

Which explains a lot about Hasids

>>149237831
That's a disingenuous straw man. Nowhere did I say you aren't allowed to post whatever you want. Me lashing out at anons and pointing out what I don't like about them or their threads doesn't mean I'm trying to police discussion. The only ones accusing others of derailing threads are you and the other regulars. That's actual policing behavior.

ah shit, here we go again

>>149237778
Perhaps you could commission one of our resident ArtAnons
Also what happened to that one Anon who drew picrel?
If he's continuing to draw I hope he is improving

GIGANTIC
IMP
ASSES

>>149237931
>Me lashing out at anons and pointing out what I don't like about them or their threads doesn't mean I'm trying to police discussion.
...That's precisely what it is.

I LOVE STELLA
I HEART STELLA
I WANT TO BE WITH STELLA
BEST GIRL BEST GIRL
FUCK DOGFAGS
FUCK IMPFAGS
FUCK CHARLIEFAGS
BIRB IS BEST

>>149238010
Nothing wrong with those other options Anon
Stella is great but as the saying goes
There are plenty of fish in the sea

>>149237854
+1 to this one.

Loono would look great in a suit.

>>149237956
I’m unfamiliar with any that may be lurking.
I’m eternally grateful for whoever made the Loona x Anon edit for the HILTLH(H) version of Anon.

>>149237778
>>149237854
Was gonna post this one.

>>149237968
Look, I'm trying really hard to not insult your intelligence, but you're making it really hard. Nowhere did I say 'STOP wanking off to your waifus, making fanfics and headcanons, and reply to my posts.' All of the times you all reply to me, it's on your own volition. It's worse when it's just dumb, spiteful bullshit and offhand comments about me that just needlessly inflate the post counter and bring the thread closer to the bump limit.
>149234474
>149234622
>149234703
>149234758
>149234888
>149234944
>149234949
>149235015
>149235074
Look at that shit. And then you have the gall to accuse me of derailing the thread? Not to mention that accusing others of derailing threads is actual policing behavior. Last (You). You and the other regulars are not going to argue in good faith.

>>149238060
A good fic requires a fitting doodle edit

>>149238095
>The schizo cries out in pain as he strikes you

>>149238010
BASED! ZASED!

>>149235514
GW is raping your game right now and you're doing gay LARP on the internet instead?

>>149237901
>Talmud is how fucking boring it is


The Talmud was never meant to be a truly authoritative document when it was being written. It was a record of Academic Debates and case law that got compiled after the Muslim Conquest to save their asses. And even then it didn't truly take off as super authoritative until 12th century France.
Rabbinic Judaism was a really loose movement until the 12th century and we even have more overtly 'gnosticizing works' that critique the Talmudic academies attributed to other Rabbis specifically Rabbi Ishmael the Priest and Rabbi Akiva. Im sure theres probably another 'alternate Talmud' out there that didn't survive.

>Polemics

In the Middle East until the Islamic Conquest Judaism was actively prosletyzing (most of Yemen was Jewish) so it'd make sense they'd say bad things about non believers and all the cool things Jews get especially because most of the converts would already be circumcised.
Plus people in the Parthian Empire had just discovered the Christian art of religious polemics and got really fucking into it. There's zoroastrian and Mandaean literature from the same time that says the exact same stuff but switched around.

>>149237778
Anon's fight with shitzo would also be pretty funny

>>149235911
You know Viv stole a lot of concepts and character designs from former collaborators of her's?

>>149238305
everything is theft. There is nothing new under the sun. You're stealing the words your Anglo-Saxon/French predecessors made up centuries ago

>>149233646 (OP)
I want Via to be happy. Stolas needs to kill himself.
I still think she should be Charlie and Alastor's adopted daughter.

>>149238305
I recall Cherri Bomb being one of them, along with pretty much the entirety of the Hazbin pilot. Were there any others?

I wouldn't be surprised if Loona was another, given how simple and effective her design is in contrast to everything else.

>>149238313
very funny. But no, she really did take multiple things from former friends or employees without crediting them.

>>149238330
Cherri's the big one. A lot of memorable lines and jokes from the pilot were other people, not her.

>>149236491
>>149236508
to add onto this, instead of the normal subdue/takedown style. the imp has to jump up and sit on the guys shoulders like the jockey in l4d2 whilst strangling people.

>>149238333
that's not really my problem thougheverbeit

>>149238343
>A lot of memorable lines and jokes from the pilot were other people, not her.
If memory serves, it was one guy with whom she was collaborating on Discord. Hell, I don't even think the original premise (the one she presented to him) had anything to do with a hotel.

>>149238305
I'm not defending Vivzieslop, I'm shitting on annoying 14 year old internet christian roleplayers. Those things aren't mutually exclusive retard.

>>149238582
VivzieGOD would decimate you, lil bro

>>149237778
Adding to this, where would Anon and Loona do or go for a date?

>>149238971
Probably somewhere in hell. Maybe one day she could take him back to earth to go eat at his favorite reasturant one day. but thats not a first date kind of deal.

Nigga Loona, nigga Loona, nigga loona.

>>149239422

>>149237778
That scene in Chapter 3 where they're both-

>>149239422
Nigga Loona sure looks like she wants my BWC up her cunt.

>>149239422
Brown skin Loona, where you goin?
>https://youtu.be/XPcdO9CFhWI?si=gmYiTybSa3hXqttg

>>149239551
WHAT

>>149239422
>>149239612
To suck white human cock, hun.
(also, would her true form be a doberman, or an african wild dog? Hyenas are freaky cats)

>>149238305
Yeah no shit. Spend five minutes watching clips and analyzing official artwork and you can tell she is practically ripping off Villainous; right down to the artstyle and character design. She was acting like an industry expert before her name actually took off.
>"Oh wow, look at this neat Mexican cartoon that's in development. This show is going to turn heads when it premieres.... I should do the exact same thing but with a religious setting and undertones that will totally not come back to bite me in my soon-to-be fat ass."

>>149239422
Does she also have a nigga ass?

>>149239858
Too flat.

>>149234737
I always thought about an octavia show that delves deeper into her life and school but then I realized that's just murder drones

>>149239792
But anon, the concept of hazbin hotel was made a long time before Villainous D:

>>149239931
I mean, Vivziepop said in some Q&A that we were gonna be seeing more of her school life (or something along those lines) in season 3

Alright so imagine fun activities with Loona given your magic apprenticeship bullshit
Like TK'ing her around the house or wherever she wants to go
Could range from easy to exhausting but giving her the sensation of floating would be rather nice, wouldn't it?

>>149239931
>>149240267
Octavia strikes me as homeschooled. However, it's possible that she attended a Goetic private school.

>>149234178
Are you challenging me? I'll have you know that I've killed men for less, and fucked titans, both male and female.

>>149238305
No one here respects Vivzie, people don’t even respect HB and only like the girls and occasionally the concepts that were wasted in the show, that’s different from rightfully pointing out much better settings like Macross got plagiarized by fags like Battletech.

>>149234178
Will a tank help in a fight against a Goetia?

>>149240696
Bro Lute got her arm ripped off by a table and she’s an angel, and a decently strong one if her being a high ranking exterminator is anything to go by and likely comparable to the Goetia, a tank would be overkill.

>>149240715
Imma go fight andrealphus with a tank

>>149237295
Safe Edgy more like, because the guy is white, red-haired, straight, actually well meaning and not a sanctimonious prick that pretends to care only to further his career, all of the shit that the pudgy bitch hates, even if this was written by Lyle who is now in my ''Go chimp out on your face'' List

And like other people has said about Loona opening to him and talking about her abadonment issues, it feels more toxic and spiteful than cheat, like other guy said in a previous thread, ''don't open yourself about your issues to others who genuinely want to help you, to fix them and becoming a better person, because they'll freak out, just rely on your toxic gay foster dad who enables you to be a violent, coldblooded, murderous fleabag''

>>149235005
kill the furry and then kill myself, see you in hell, sis

>>149235845
honestly makes me think about in the last short where Human Loona was literally just walking around an orphanage with a gun out in the open
now imagining Bloona trying the same and suddenly being shot at my every single person in the building

>>149236175
>bang Stella at this point in time
>bang Stella before her wedding
>she and Stolas force themselves to fuck for the sake of an heir
>Octavia is born
>She looks enough like Stolas to pass as an heir
>But to Stella, there's just something... off about her
>Not in a bad way
>It's the fact that Stella doesn't remind her of Stolas at all
>Then she remembers the fling she had when she was still a bachelorette

>>149239931
Octavia would have Uzi's taste in music.

https://youtu.be/lNoUP579nQ8?si=KEaDoNtlBTGupZpt

>>149233646 (OP)
Millie.
When we get an episode about Millie finally telling Moxxie it will be about him having to man up and be ready to be a father and believing in himself to be a better dad than his.
When we get the episode where Millie is coming along it will be about Blitzo wondering if he should spend more time with Loona.
When we get the episode of them preparing for the baby and Stolas is overbearing and giving too much advice about how to raise a child and he reflects on how he raised Octavia.
An episode where we focus on her pregnancy getting in the way of her work it will be about how Moxxie is scared for her.
If we even get one of these I guarantee they will go down that route because Viv has a weird daddy obsession.

>>149236491
this kind of thing would make more sense in that context

>>149237519
that stache gives me Freddie Mercury vibes

>>149239422
Made for white human men.

>>149241407
Oh shit fund it

>>149240298
>slap her ass from across the room with TK

>>149241485
>MAMAAAAA
>OOOOOOOH

>>149239703
I think it's funnier if she looks and sounds basically the same and it's just her human form that changes
>"What? Why you staring at me like that?"
>"No reason I just um didn't expect you to uh look so..."
>"Go ahead, anon. Say it."
>"Uhhh"
>"Say it, pussy."

>>149241979
>Her voice actor changes
>Hellhound form is Erica Lindbeck
>Human form is Kimberly Brooks imitating Erica Lindbeck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UxRtHXJ_A0&t=2083s

>>149241994
Kek that's just funny and hot enough to work

>>149236059
You're an all purpose hole

>>149242020
It helps that you'd probably have to really pay attention to notice a difference.

>>149239931
>>149240267
I Wani Hug That Owl

>>149240298
>scoop her up and carry her as if you're using a gmod physgun

>>149240298
>open mini-portals to poke her butt, grab her tail or scratch her ears through and quickly pulling your arm back before she bites it
>summoning her at your location randomly before banishing her back to where you took her from
>TK her, TK food into her mouth while shes lazing about, TK her phone out of her hand and make it float around, watching as she hopelessly struggles to get it back(before she walks up to you and smacks you across the head)
>swapping species with her
>swapping bodies

>>149243015
TK massages for Loona...

>>149243015
>swapping species with her
>NOW I'M THE HELLHOUND AND SHE'S THE HUMAN
>NOW I'M THE HUMAN AND HE'S THE HELLHOUND
>WILL WE EVER GET ALONG
She could scratch your ears and when you swap back you'd know just the spots to scritch her on

>>149242961

Do IMP run search and retrieve missions?
Think about it, a lot of people have objects of emotional significance, so at least a few of them would want to take them into the after life, no?
They could also do jobs where they bring back items without having to kill anyone, stealth missions essentially

>>149243015
>magically swap your body for hers as a joke
>turns out there's still some chemical impulses that stick with the body
>you got her nicotine addiction and find yourself smoking
>Loona meanwhile...
>"So uh.... can you show me my tits again?"
>"Oh come on, that's the third time today! I'm getting sick of fiddling with the bra."
>"I'll help you put it back on you fucking baby.... so, you gonna whip em out or not?"
>"*SIGH* fine."
>>149243986
That'd be neat but I doubt Blitzo thought to offer that

>>149244012
>Loona jacking off to her own tits in your body
This feels so wrong

>>149243015
>>149244012
>>149244022
I know what you are

>>149243387
>give her a back massage from across the room
>she's leaning forward on her desk
>"Fuuuuck... right there. Yeah, that feels so fucking gooooood.... jeeze you're a fucking natural at this.... little harder... come on, I KNOW you can work a knot better than that"
>tilts her head back and moans
For once Moxxie thinks its better not to address it. He's just happy she's not yelling at him for once.

>>149244012
>Swapped Loona suddenly asks to see your toebeans
how does one respond

>>149236361
If the writing wasn't so ass, it'd be a cute revelation for her. Aspie representation in media is horrible.

>>149244841
Put them on her (your) face, duh. By the end of it she'll have firsthand knowledge of how to tease and please you since she'll now have been on both ends of it.

>>149242020
>>149241994

>the differences between the forms are subtle but they're there
>spice tolerance
>the slight voice change
>the fact that when she turns human she finds Vortex less attractive and Agent One more attractive
>not that she'd trade you for either

>>149244519
Do you think she does the leg thing dogs do?

>>149245039
If you scratch her ear or belly in just the right way.
>M&M see Loona on her back, eyes shut, tongue hanging out and kicking her leg in response to nothing
>they both turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>149242020
>Kek that's just funny and hot enough to work

Maybe it's just jungle fever but I've always felt that black chicks had higher highs and lower lows when it comes to attractiveness. Like they can reach levels of attractiveness that most other women can't but they can also be much uglier.

I wouldn't mind racebent Ariel if they didn't digitally downsize her tits

>>149236361
Reminds me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kav7tifmyTg

>>149245140
>I'm retarded?

>>149245137
I dunno about that but I do think Loona mostly works as hot chocolate because her hair is white and the shave cut makes more sense and plus she looks like Storm. Also is it bad if I like it more if she still has the white fur? Like you'd never know UNLESS she disguises

>>149245137
I wouldn't have a problem with her either if she didn't have like, miles of dead space between her eyes. Bitch looked like one of those Innsmouth fish people.

>>149245193
>I dunno about that but I do think Loona mostly works as hot chocolate because her hair is white and the shave cut makes more sense and plus she looks like Storm. Also is it bad if I like it more if she still has the white fur? Like you'd never know UNLESS she disguises

>>149245266
Bro posted the sample

>>149245327
>Bro posted the sample

Fine you want HD? I'll give you HD!

>>149241994
>>149245266
Holy shit she actually doesn't sound too far off from Erica already. If we did get a Bloona she'd probably sound almost the same.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8DvIyuvXS0&t=38s
>>149245398
>Fine you want HD? I'll give you HD!
But but buhh uhhhhh boobs

>>149245426
>Bloona still has dog instincts and naturally straight hair
>completely oblivious to earth racial connotations
>wants headpets and dog treats
>people think she's into the most fucked up raceplay imaginable

>alternate timeline episode where the owls are a happy family

>>149245503
>>people think she's into the most fucked up raceplay imaginable

>>149245519
Not that I don't mind the comics with Loona and M&M in a poly arrangement or Striker with the Clown Bitches, but I would love to see Swain's take on Stolas and Stella in a written comic.

>>149245519
>the timeline where Stolas isn't a faggot

>>149246218

>>149245115
180 you stupid spaghetti slurping cretin!

>>149246218
That is a cursed timeline for sheer virtue that Stella is not available in it. This cannot come to pass.

>>149241432
I knew that another one of ours was hanging around HB threads.

>>149246483
You're right. We gotta travel back in time and make Stolas gay.

>>149246607
I'll get the chemicals.

>>149246546
I hang around in many threads, even for things I don't think are actually good such as Helluva Boss. (Octavia dulls the pain slightly)

>Nona takes Loono to see her parents
How does it go?

>>149243015
>open mini portal
>put a funny hat on her
>pull your hand back through the portal

>>149236491
actually a postal style game would probably also work reasonably well.

>>149239422
Chocoloona

cartoon show for the retarded

>>149247846
She sure makes some hot chocolate!

>>149246665
Forget the chemicals get the parasites

>>149248365
Wtf i love parasites now.

>>149248520
No anon! Thats just the parasites talking!!! DONT LISTEN TO THEM!

>>149248815
There is nothing wrong with having parasites anon, you should embrace them

>>149241092
Pretty much
>>149247054
They'd think he could be autistic but a good man

>>149245503
>>149246218

>>149233646 (OP)
>you VILL accept stolas and blitzo becoming a happy gay couple!
>you VILL accept octavia and loona being completely okay with it!

>>149249184
I wonder if Nona's dad would be a relative pushover or more like picrel towards Loono.

>>149243986
>Immediate Messenger (Mover? Memoriam?) Professionals
>they essentially act as armed couriers delivering final messages from Sinners to the Living and/or retrieving objects and furniture for them
That actually sounds kinda sweet.

>>149249286
>Nona's dad resembles picrel
>Great Husband and Father
>but He's a hard ass to Loono
>Doesn't hate Loono or have any issues with him
>He just wants Loono to be tough and capable for his daughter
>When Loono shows backbone he's loosens up and even offers Loono to take him hunting or canoeing

>>149249721
>ends up giving Loono tough love in a way
>eventually ends up becoming the surrogate father figure Loono never had
Kino.

>>149249625
It would have to be a separate branch of the company, cause there's no way shitzo is going to be fine with not killing people

>>149249721
I'm eastbound just watch old Bandit run!

>>149249764
If I were Viv (and thank God I'm not) I'd use this short and Sinsmas to show them growing a conscience and switching their business up to something like that or outright disbanding it towards the end of the series

>>149249764
>tfw you will never sit in a car together after a party with Loona in her red dress

>>149249625
They aren't messages they're death threats and "curses" meant to torture the living rather than killing them outright. It's a service they carry out for the price of a single triple macchiato gender neutral mocha latte, you'll even get monthly pictures and letters detailing how miserable they are in the mail!
*Exorcisms do not void current contracts and you have to pay out through the remaining years.
**5 year minimum contract, with rates doubling as efforts to drive away the "evil spirits" increase
***Immediate cancellation possible upon encountering little old Mexican ladies.Once again no refunds.
(Those chanclas HURT!)

>>149249929
I like the sentimental angle but that made me chuckle thanks anon

What is Stella's cup size?

>>149250394
I recall someone saying she was a triple D-cup.

>>149250472
Proportionately or is that just because she's huge and needs bigger bras?

>>149236461
Who's that cutie?

>>149250499
No clue; it was never specified if it a triple D relative to human size, or relative to hers... in which case, she could actually be an F-cup.

Either way, she's more than a handful, and likely dangerous without a bra. Approach with caution.

>>149250571
My head belongs between those tits.

>>149249791
>business could be less morally questionable with hits being called by Sinners on people who killed them for petty/selfish reasons and thought they got away with it
>shit like Happy Campers, where the client was legitimately murdered
>or alternatively things like murdering a spouse/friend to join them in hell like the inventor guys from S1 as powerful demonic entities living it up

What does Loono's chest fur smell like?

>>149250706
Dog and Axe body spray

>>149250735
No tobacco smell?

>>149250706
Like a dog that smokes, wears make up, and presumably showers regularly.

>>149250766
He put on extra cologne and body spray for Nona/Anona

What if Loona was based off of a borzoi instead of a husky?

>>149250803
long nose loona

>>149250472
Wonder if that one gimmick account that measures breast sizes ever did Stella? Know they’ve done one for the chick from SWATKats

>>149250778
Loono probably does/did wear guyliner at least honestly

>>149250826
Not just nose, but lanksome and sticc all around.

>>149250858
Oh, you mean this fella? I doubt he has. Nor am I sure if his measurements are truly accurate.

>>149250943
Yes, and that exact picture too

>>149250788
I hope it pays off. I wonder what Nona wears perfumewise.

>>149250989
Normally the cheap stuff
but will put on the more expensive stuff for special occasions
She'll often get samples of them then go visit Loono to see if he likes the smell

>Anon you can't have sex with Verosika, she's a whore!
>"How bout I do, anyway!~"

>>149250558
They're the interns from Mastermind. I assume you're most likely talking about the one on the right. She's basically Loona if she were an imp-succubus hybrid and had a bigger rack.

YOU'RE ALL SICK!

>>149251133
>bigger rack
>Sexy eyeshadow
>Casual secretary that's DTF whenever
PLEASE

>>149251147
>real thigh high socks

>>149235849
>Spoiler
any non-astartes content is good and valid, even when there's their presence in some way

>>149251196
I am a sucker for any succubi in this series. They are the classical sexy archetype.
>Constantly comes into work with new sexy clothes
>Would probably change into whatever you wanted if you asked nicely enough
>Smells Nice, Looks Nice

Stol-ass

>>149251222
Nice trips. This one is not fully a succubus, though. She has hooves. I also think the little imp to her left might be her boyfriend.
Most succubi are hot, but some stand out to me, like Asmodeus' maid and his secretary.

>>149251140
Oh, be nice.

>>149251196
>>149251133
She does look nice, reminds me a Vagatha more than Loona though
but Not for my taste
>>149251140
>Sir an extra chromosome has hit the genetics

>>149251331
>I also think the little imp to her left might be her boyfriend.
And what gave you that idea?

>>149251331
>asmodeus has sexual perfection all around him
>Fucks the spindly gravel voiced freak that is fizz
Story repeated ad nauseum.
Viv makes men surrounded by babes and has them be faggots.

>>149251363
In no universe would the Sin of Lust turn down these babes for a gimp who might not even have a penis after that fire incident. I find the very notion inconceivable.

>>149251401
Same Lust symbol that despises RAPE? Yep.
I want Viv put in a cell untill she stops making women just to make the men around them gay.
>But Mox
NO. Moxxie is a submissive bottom who gets pegged, that is one step removed from being gay.

>>149236750
Maybe I'm just preparing for her shitting on my ship by imagining the worst case scenario, so I'm tempered by it not being the worst thing ever.

I didn't do that with Kruselle and look where that went.
>it was never going to happen
I know that, I just didn't expect the crack would become RAPE ROUTE

>>149251344
All the interns were drawn to resemble someone from the main cast.
>tall
>similar haircut
>horns resembling Loona's ears
>eyebrow piercing
>crop top
>short shorts with a little drawing
>thigh highs
But she does resemble pilot Vaggie a little.

>>149251346
Because of how he's geeking out to her. I think it's cute.

>>149251363
>>149251401
>>149251436
I get you hate gays, but to be fair, he's thousands of years old and probably has tried everyone and everything. It looks like it's the first time he experienced romantic love, since he tried to keep it a secret from all of Hell.

>>149251436
He’s riding the gay line line it’s a tony hawk balance meter.

>>149251068
Man I bet when she breaks out the good stuff it makes his knees weak. Especially with that hellhound nose.

>>149251436
>Same Lust symbol that despises RAPE?
That has to be one of the dumbest instances of virtue signaling I've seen from Viv. It also doesn't line up with how Verosika and her posse behaved in the first reason, where they were perfectly fine with rape.

So this begs the question: why DOES Ozzie send succubi up to the surface? To 'corrupt' humans? Okay, sure... but now that it's established that the Sin of Lust has a moral compass, it strikes me as odd that he would want humans to sin and be sent to Hell upon their deaths. It might not be rape, but it still crosses a line.

God, this writing is stupid.

>>149251331
Her being an imp-succ hybrid makes her more interesting to me than if she were a pure succ, I wonder what her story is

>>149251528
*first SEASON

>>149251534
I don't think it's that uncommon. There was the bouncer from Ozzie's, and I think some background characters are also imp-succubus hybrids. It makes me wonder if a child born to Blitzo and Verosika would have looked something like this intern.
It's weird that we haven't seen any hellhound hybrids. It makes me think it's simply not possible.

>>149251528
Viv probably is going to cope and say morals only exist among demons. He allows others to rape mortals. I mean IMP has no qualms on killing innocent babies.
And in a stupid twitch stream BEE was said to have a special hatred for humans.
And yes Viv DOES still expect me to side with them over Heaven.

>>149251626
>And in a stupid twitch stream BEE was said to have a special hatred for humans.
I could accept that... if Bee's special hatred stemmed from Solomon. Cause I can't see the most carefree and empathetic Sin hating humans for no reason. Knowing Viv, though, she has no clue who Solomon is, and this is just more of her misanthropy seeping into the show.

>>149251504
I don't like your ship at all, but Collin deserves a happy ending where he doesn't get physically and verbally abused by Cletus and Viv... I mean Keenie.

>>149251688
They'll have a human (rightfully) call someone a stupid faggot in earshot of Ozzie or Bee and that will justify raping and murdering 5000 people.

>>149251626
>And in a stupid twitch stream BEE was said to have a special hatred for humans.
That not being implicit anywhere in the show is the only thing wrong with it

>>149250803
>borzoi
Well, there's this guy.

>>149252119
That one on the right has seen some shit.

>>149251626
>>149251688

>Morals only exist among demons

Except they really don't. The societies they have set up are awful for hellborn and all those things happen regularly to them with no intervention from the Sins to help their subjects. The morality they show to demons is the equivalence of an HR/PR department where they appear to keep their hands clean of all the suffering in hell despite profiting of it.
Asmodeus's shows of goodness are either directly because of Fizz, or platitudes. Bee's approach to helping her subjects is bread and circuses.


The Sins and the majority of the Goetia are the enemies of mankind AND most lower class Hellborn. They're just more subtle with the latter.

How do we save Octavia from the rest of the Goetia?

>>149252740
>How do we save Octavia from the rest of the Goetia?

>Canon which won't happen
Gets big in the arts and purposefully loses her station.

>Anon fanfic
It'd be hard but doable. Stolas and in the fanfics Stella have redeeming qualities and are secretly miserable, just without support. And I imagine a lot of of Goetia are in a similar boat unlike the Sins. I always assumed most of them were bored middle management types who only fought against Heaven and Earth because their parents did it, and their parents did it, and its expected of them.

>>149251688
Bee should have a love/hate/fear perspective on humanity that stems from her Toxic relationship with Solly.

>>149253207
>Bee should have a love/hate/fear perspective on humanity that stems from her Toxic relationship with Solly.


>"You disgusting hairless ape! I bet you think you're better than me huh?"
>Anon stands stock still in terror
>"And can control me too with some bullshit ring? Well guess what now I have the power."
>"And no skinny will ever make me their bitch, or collar me! Or make me beg to have their cock in my mouth "
Uhhh
>"And fuck me so hard I have the most intense orgasm of my life while I'm chained to the bed like a dog that makes everything else pale in comparison!"
Uhhhhh...
>tears begin to form in her eyes
>"And then trick me with kindness into thinking you fucking love me and care about me .. or or.. or that you'll marry me and we'll have a kid together!'
>at this point she has burst into tears
D-do you. Do you need a hug?
>"*sniff sniff* yes."

>>149253256
Its especially tragic when you realize that Solomon, the smartest man of his time, abandoned God because some Canaanite queen he was thirsting for said she'd only marry him if he worshiped Baal instead of God (Baal being Beelzebub). God gave this man a literal Deus ex machina to control demons as a reward for his faith and he conquers demonkind with his wits, but abandons it all for some semite pussy and damning himself to Hell. If Bee and him were a weird stockholm syndrome relationship she'd totally be pissed and heartbroken. Imagine being cucked by one of your worshipers, not to mention the guy who enslaved most of demonkind damning himself not by a powerful demon's deception, but some hoe. Absurd lapse in logic like this is probably why she hates humans

>>149253293
>Bee and Solomon are Demona and Macbeth

Kino

>>149253256
>meeting Bee always ends one of two ways
>her hugging you while ugly crying herself to sleep
>or you getting piledriven through several layers of concrete as she suplexes you through the various floors of her mansion
dare you take the chance /co/?

>>149251626
>And in a stupid twitch stream BEE was said to have a special hatred for humans.
I wish you guys would link the stream and timestamp when you say stuff like this instead of expecting me to take it on faith

>>149253464
Honestly, if (you) befriended/started dating Loona and she introduced you... could be kino if she doesn't trust you at first and you have to prove you're not like King Solomon.

>>149249625
>>149243986
How about search and (destroy) incriminating evidence? Like, hey I need to hire you guys to utterly obliterate all the illegal porn on my laptop and search history before my family finds it.

>>149253753
That'd make a funny short, them having to smash a bunch of hard drives

>>149251759
How about the three of them get a happy ending where Cletus and Keenie learn to respect Collin, of course, we're not gonna have that because Vivzie is a fucking evil devil worshipping BITCH who hates to give good things to anyone that isn't the rapist adulterous demon prince and murderhappy faggot imp , but one can only hope

>>149251612
>It's weird that we haven't seen any hellhound hybrids. It makes me think it's simply not possible.
To be fair if I had hellhound ears I'd stick a hat over them.

>>149252713
It'd be neat if at the end times all the sins combine into a seven headed dragon with Lucifer as the main head

Why is everyone is twink does Viv know there’s masculine gays or do women love twinks

>It's not enough to want a healthy gay relationship, you have to earn a healthy gay relationship!

>>149254178
Most Tumblr sexymen are twinks.

>>149254209
>>149254178
That and young women seem to slobber over the inoffensive, non-threatening and effeminate young man generally.

>>149234510
>hey, this guy is a male friend, they must be a gay lover, because gay men can't have friends!

Will we ever address Moxxie having a small penis and Millie pegging him?

these are canonical character traits

>>149254256
You wanna talk about another man's penis and butthole?

>>149253256
I'll be her emotional support human, assuming that's a thing.

I mean the royalty in hell have pet imps, so it's not a stretch.

Would I be a butler or personal assistant type?

>>149254585
>Fucked up relationship with Bee
>Positions can alternate between punching bag, emotional support, and sex slave
>All in the same minute

Is Loona a top or a bottom?

>>149251133
imp girl on the left is too innocent for hell

>>149254643
probably switches between power bottom and subby bottom, depending on how she feels at that moment

>>149254606
So just, like most relationships then?

>>149254643
>>149254663
>cowgirl
>doggy style
>and the most depraved position in hell: missionary

>>149254730
>So just, like most relationships then?

>>149254606
>What the fuck is your problem, lady?
>YOU. You're my problem! You fucking scare me, and I hate it.
>You're shitting me right? You're the prince of hell here, I don't hold any of the fucking cards. Ever since I got here all you've done is torment the shit out of me and play head games, how the hell would--
>Because I LOVE you, okay?
>...
>I love you, and I HATE that I love you, and it's scary as hell for me because every time I see that dumb face of yours I hate you a little less.

>>149254663
She loves being called a good girl too much to be anything but a bottom. It'll still take a while before she fully admits it to you, but the day you come home and find her wearing nothing but a leash and a nervous smile will be one neither of you will ever forget.

Gentlemen... BEHOLD!

>>149242961
woah, big girl

>>149249286
>saxton hale if he to mating pressed a bird girl

>>149253464
god I hopes it’s the second one, that seems like fun

>>149255135
Errr...what am I supposed to be looking at here?

GAYLORD IMPS
I HAVE COME FOR YOU
BEND OVER, THE SWORD IS GOING IN DRY

>>149235815
>The Word is better.

>>149255248
Be nice; it took him days to gather up all that nothing and present it to us.

>>149254643
It's hard to imagine Loona as anything BUT a sub. As we've seen in casual settings, she's much too coy and awkward once the prickly veneer is stripped away, and I doubt it's any different in the bedroom.

Now, a girl like Octavia would be harder to figure out...

>>149255304
The bit isn't funny after the first time.

>>149255410
NTA but I think she'd be a little bit of a soft dom.
The type that wants to lovingly ride you and expel all that frustration but absolutely fall asleep on your chest afterward.

>>149255410
Imagine if you asked her to dom you and she has absolutely no idea what to do

>>149255411
You're right. We need THE KING to destroy these gaylords.

I bet Bee smells like alcohol and honey....

>>149255442
Octavia would, you mean? If so, yeah, I can see that. There wouldn't be anything cruel about it; all she'd be doing is exerting a bit of control for once in her life, in a way that both parties can enjoy. I could also see her letting you wear the crown from time to time.

>>149255490
>Twist my nipples and choke me out, mommy!
>*thousand yard stare*

>>149255534
>"Yeah uh you like that you dirty little asshole? You fucking retard?"
>"what"
>"You said talk dirty!"

Blitzo was arrested at 11:42AM for public masturbation in San Diego.

>>149255575
>You fucking retard?
I chuckled. Loona talking mad shit, thinking that it's 'dominant,' seems in-character for her, too.

>>149255534
Octavia, yeah.
>>149255493
I repeat, still not funny.

>>149233646 (OP)
How do you make a show without a single likeable character? It's impressive actually.

>>149255902

>>149255951
You can try to deny it, but Im with gay anon there, the characters are unlikable and kinda look like shit. Then again I was led to believe that's kind of the point.

>>149255162
For me.

>>149256804
The only characters I dislike are the ones Viv intends for me to like, and vice versa.

As for their looking like shit, I think that's only limited to certain ones, notably Blitzo and Fizz. It'd be remiss to think that Stella, Verosika, Octavia, and a whole slew of background characters, are objectively unattractive. And that's not even counting the sacred cow that is Loona.

>>149256939
inco is too much of a failed normalfag

>>149242961
>>149255162
>>149256939
every vivzie girl would be better off with human boyfriends

>>149255029
>helping bee work through her feelings

>>149257372
you do realize you're the majority opinion and we're the minority right

literally no-one outside of here thinks they should have human boyfriends, that's not a hot take

Banging apathetic goat girls in the sloth ring...

>>149257372
True.

Introducing Loona to kittens...

What would your favorite spells be? What would you use most?

>>149257986
She'll hate them at first and then have her heart melt at the first little mews.

>>149258007
This one so I can stare at my waifu harder.

>>149257815

>>149257372
Indeed
>>149255029
>When Bee finds out Stolas employed Anon who's human she is disgusted.
>Memories of her times with Solomon start flooding back to her.
>She's trying to hide her sadness and hatred during the trial.
>So when the trail is over she is more than willing to take Anon under her wing.
>Initially wanting to torture him that is until she finds out Anon is dating Loona a semi-regular to her parties and a good friend to her.
>Even during the trial she remembered Anon was always close to Loona and vice versa.
>The relationship between the two was healthy and rather pleasant.
>So plans have changed she will test to see if Anon's commitment to Loona is true and steady or if he's another Solomon in the making.

>>149258112
How exactly is she gonna test you?

>>149258010
Then one of them snuggles down in her lap and falls asleep, purring its little heart out, and Loona can't even try to hold back the joyful tears at something so sweet and innocent finding her presence comforting enough to fall asleep on her.

>>149255575
"Well how am I supposed to do it?!"
"Think of what you like me to say when I'm domming you and go from there."
"...who's a good girl? Oh yes she is, what a good puppy, oh yes..."
"...good girl? Really?"
"Oh fuck this. Anon, just sit on my face and spank my pussy for Satan's sake."

>>149251688
Honestly Bee hating humans is cool to me If it means there will be a conflict between her and Charlie
But knowing Vivzie the whole Bee hating humans was just something she pulled out of her ass and that's not gonna matter at all

>>149258084
Give me more sad stories.

>>149258832
NTA but want something Somber

What does Bee's lamp feel like on your hand?

>>149258684
Yeah, if anyone thinks she's going to have Charlie meet Bee, they're impossibly deluded. If such an event were to happen, it'd be with Asmodeus, so she could have Charlie gush over the gay beans.

>>149259245
Or Satan, if he and Lucifag butt heads.

>In Lust Ring culture it's considered rude if you try to avert your gaze from someone's titties, ass, thighs, bulge etc.
>Doubly so if they've had work done
>Anon being a horndog actually makes him well mannered in Lust of all places.

>>149258445
If I had to guess whilst teaching Anon her knowledge on the Arcane Arts
She would surround Anon with other female hellhounds in various scenarios
but She'd more than likely get Asmodeus to do most of that type of work though
Hell She might come onto Anon to see how'd he react or make Asmodeus transform into a women and try and flirt with Anon
Anon would be a tight leash metaphorically

>>149259256
That, too. Basically, if it's not something she can flick her clit to, or use as a hamfisted allegory (Mammon), it'll be regulated to the sidelines. It's a shame, really, cause I'd love if Charlie had a girl's night out with Bee, Leviathan and Belphegor. You know -- for some much-needed character development.

>>149259309
>surrounding him with women to see if he'll cheat
Actually kinda makes sense when you consider Solomon ended up in hell because he had a weakness for pussy. She'd wanna make sure Anon doesn't have the same wickedness.

Ozzie could turn into a blue hellhound in an attempt to seduce Anon and test his conviction to Loona

>Get Bee's contact information
>She might share yours with Asmodeus
Imagine some cascading effect where Satan starts sliding into your contacts
What would you do?

>>149259534
>Satan starts sliding into your contacts
>he saw how scrawny and weak you are
>tries to get you to hit the gym

>>149259574
Vortex and Satan are about to become (your) gym buddies.

>>149259589
>AI Slop.
Decent slop though.

He's a hellchanner, isn't he?

>>149259669
what boards would he use

>>149259589
>introducing all the vizie babes new cultures for the express purpose of getting them to wear slutty foreign clothes

>>149259885
/k/

>>149259669
/k/ and /x/
secretly an /a/ lurker

>>149259885
/mu/.
>>149259937
>secretly an /a/ lurker
Which animes?

>>149255029
I just want them to be happy

>>149259885
/mlp/ his mother got him into the show

>>149251096
>open the sex party
>stop having it be closed

>>149236361
>>149236405
>>149236830
Viv is definitely a fellow autist.
>Is heavily interested in specific subjects.
>Spent around 6 years touching up Zoophobia before releasing it to the public
>Has collaborated with various members of Sleepycabin and Oneyplays

Welcome to the club

>>149260106
He probably went through some phases he's ashamed of now. I wonder if he had a waifu.

>>149260106
Is he the kind of guy who chimps out at anything past the second season, or does he go there only to shit up threads with Starlight Glimmer spam?

>>149238010

Watching movies. Loono falls asleep, slides and ends up with his head on your shoulder, snoring a little.

>>149259937
what the fuck does the hell version of /X/ look like? is it like the inverse?

>>149260519
They discuss human summoning rituals.

>>149260560
This and speculate what human cultures and traditions are like
Sometimes it'll cross path with hellchan's /his/ board and /trash/ Faomh Thread(Female Anthro on Male Human)
>Loono can't have Moxanne found out about him browsing the Male Anthro on Female Human threads
>>149259947
Can't say as I don't watch nor care for Anime
Gunsmith Cats would be one of them though

>>149260646
>Loono, having extended contact with the human world, decides to share his knowledge on /x/
>immediately flooded with replies calling him fake and gay and to kys

>>149260646
>>149260667
random trolling and making shit up from the occasional sinner that posts.

>>149260667
>When browsing and posting on /x/ he'll post the knowledge he got from Anona about the mortal realm
>The thread replies call him a Schizo and a larper

>Meanwhile on /k/ he usually has a decent time thanks to Moxanne's and Anona's tips on firearms
>but He suspects FemStriker browses /k/ because she keeps avatarfagging even on the /trash/ boards

>>149234148
Because the show has consistently gotten worse and worse since the latter half of S1 and thus far, viv hasn't given me any reason to believe that trend will change

Y'all need to read the Bible

>>149260646
>Anona leans over while he's browsing the MAOHF threads on /trash/
>"Whatcha doin'?"
>he yelps, tries to alt+tab and smashes the monitor when it locks up
>"N-nothin'.

>>149260825
This says the Bibble Anon

>>149260825
That says the bibble

>>149233646 (OP)
It's gonna be Millie. The whole pregnancy thing is gonna go one of three ways:
>she's put into a "work vs family" situation, chooses "family" and is demoted to a background character
>she cheated on mox and got pregnant from it which completely ruins her entire character and dynamic with mox
>that zootopia abortion comic but animated
and all three of these outcomes end in her character being removed or figuratively destroyed

>>149260845
>Zootopia Abortion Comic
What

>>149260851
>he doesn't know
newfag

>>149260851
I'm thinkin' Arby's...

>>149260833
>>149260835
YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY!?

>>149259574
Realistically, how would he open up a conversation? Is this after the trial?

>>149260845
I hope they break up for good.

>>149260851
Don't look into that one. Instead look at the comics where Nick fucks Mrs. Otterton or Judy's sisters.

>>149260875
>>149260875
>Satan starts shilling his own workout app

>>149260892
What do you think would happen if that's the canon route? ... Wait, are you that Moxxie/Loona poster?

>>149260911
most likely, yes
there's no other logical explanation for wanting to break up the ONE straight couple in the entire show

>>149260860
I don't even know where to read her Zootopia comic. I want too but I have no idea where.
>>149260896
Tell me.

>>149239422
Nigoona Matata

>>149260948
What a wonderful phrase

>>149260911
If Millie doesn't tell him, I hope they don't get back together. Keeping such important things from your partner is one of the shittiest things you can do.
>are you that Moxxie/Loona poster?
Yes, but that's beside the point. I don't like M&M regardless of me liking Loona/Moxxie.

>>149260923
>one unhealthy straight couple
Fixed that for you. Millie doesn't even trust her own husband.

>>149260932
You could probably find everything on sadpanda, bud

This is all well and good, but how does it help me? How does it help this humble anon get hellhounds sitting on his face?

>>149260999
Checked.
>but how does it help me?
It doesn't. Go to /x/ and ask for help.

>>149260985
You really liked that MxL porn comic didn't you?
I didn't watch the show past the first season, so I don't know how bad their relationship has deteriorated since then.

Gentlemen, BEHOLD! My beautiful hellhound fiancee!

>>149260903
>>149260875
>>149259574
>>149259534
>"They told me makin' some workout videos for the apptchamacallits would help channel my INFERNAL RAGE..."
>The flames die down as you attempt to put out a small patch singing your jacket.
>Meanwhile Satan rests back into his throne to take a calming breather.
>A slick of the non-existent hair plus releasing his grip on the arm rests and he was back to being cool.
>"...into something more constructive. Personally ah don't see the point and ah'd rather be torturin' some stooges over in Pride, but they do help me with keepin' a routine."
>You'd raise a point about the Lord of Darkness being stuck for hobbies and time management but considering it was *the* Satan, you decided against it.
>More to the point, a serpentine noble came sailing down from the court rafters and painting the floor in a sickly spattering of black, complete with a stray fang.
>The silhouette of a burly commoner and crude cry of "Up yours, Vanderheel!" from the balcony nabbed the attention of the pair of you.
>Before you knew it Satan's soul-deafening chuckles fill the hall.
>"Hah! And they do find a way of inspirin' even the lowliest of spiteful ingrates to get in shape."
>Thus his unholy gaze turned back to you.
>"So how about it, skinny? First month's membership is on me."

>>149261009
>You really liked that MxL porn comic didn't you?
Maybe initially, but not anymore. Characters in that comic, and most porn, feel extremely out of character. Not to mention I'm tired of every artist making Loona a bad-bitch, big-titty goth gf.
And as I said before, I've come to not like M&M regardless of me shipping Loona and Moxxie.
>I don't know how bad their relationship has deteriorated since then.
If you're talking about M&M, it's not that it deteriorated. It stayed basically the same. But they started highlighting their issues in season 2, mostly their communication issues and the fact that Millie doesn't have that much confidence in Moxxie. If you really dissect their relationship, the only reason they appear as a perfect couple is because all we see them do is be lovebirds on-screen. But they already hinted at some issues back in season 1; pic related, Blitzo calling out Moxxie on his dependence on Millie:
>Do you ever honestly shut up about Millie?! It's always "Oh, how's Millie?" "I can't tonight. I'm hangin' with Millie!" "I'm so worried about Millie!" And she's ALWAYS... FIVE FUCKIN' FEET away from you! It's pathetic!

I'm off tomorrow by some miracle, so I'm going to pop some popcorn and finally watch "Trial", "Sinsmas", and the final two episodes of Hazbin Hotel.
On a scale of Pokemon Go To The Pollls to Chris Chan, how cringy are these going to be?

>>149261253
Pretty bad.

>>149237111
>>149237181
hmm. but that's true. the inhabitants of hell or heaven see each other as quite nice, or "normal". while humans see hellish creatures or heavenly creatures as real monsters, which is exactly what they are

>>149261253
>On a scale of Pokemon Go To The Polls to Chris Chan, how cringy are these going to be?
Maybe not Chris Chan levels but Yes

>>149241485

>>149261253
If you hate Blitzo, Stolas, and Stolitz, you'll cringe pretty hard. If you enjoy seeing Stolas getting some form of comeuppance for his actions, then maybe you'll enjoy some scenes.

>>149261270
>get killed by >>149237181
>go to hell
>become a sinner demon
>Loona now looks like the most heavenly woman you've ever seen

>>149261253
I'd say it's "Mom trying to sound cool by using internet slang"

>>149261305
>die
>go to Hell
>get turned into this

>>149261327
A 6.5. Thats pretty average. Eugh.
>>149261293
>>149261273
>>149261267
Fair enough. Either way, I'll prepare myself for it.

>>149251140
Are Undertale fans worse?

>>149255442
>soft dom
hot

>>149261346
Well Hellverse has yet to get like 50 different AUs that are the same thing but with one character with a different color pallet

>>149261337
I wish you luck tomorrow Anon
I'll be celebrating Fourth of July at the party my town is hosting tomorrow
Speaking of Fourth of July

>>149261137
Satan has been spending to much time with his bro Mammon, he's eventually going to devolve into a HypeBeast e-celeb like the Paul Brothers

>>149261361

This show will never be good as long as Viv is the sole creative control. You can visually see every good idea turn to shit simply because she's incapable of executing them in a decent way.

>>149261397
He still regrets giving licensing rights to Mammon and his lawyers.

>>149261336
Does the appearance determine the cause of death, the character's personality, or how the scriptwriter came up with it?

>>149261417
Seems to be the cause of death/how the scriptwriter interprets it.
Which for the most part seems to be largely animal/cryptid/mythbeast inspired thanks to Viv catering to mostly furfags.

>>149261397
>>149261416
>Mammon tries to pull Satan into a ploy, since he's bid to get Bee involved failed
>Basically he wants to turn Satan into hell's Mr. Beast. Since he is the literal great beast of Hell
>Satan cant refuse cause Mammon owns his license to his IP because he didnt want to manage the finances on his own

>>149261437
>Its the "I blinded 1000 people" meme video but its not a meme, they're actually going to blind 1000 sinners.

>>149261402
I'm gonna have to see that when they get a guest writer to write an episode

>average /co/ poster after being sent down to Hell

>>149261417
Kek that pic.
>Does the appearance determine the cause of death, the character's personality, or how the scriptwriter came up with it?
I'd say a mix-up of the three. Lyle Lipton had piano keys as teeth. Drowned counselor resembled an aquatic demon from the Envy Ring. Rita has a floating head because she was beheaded by Rolando. Martha either lacks one eye or it's a fully black eye.

>>149261466
Well they let Lyle write the latest short. So.... it depends. Zach and Michael should write the next short. It's only fair.

>>149261428
I'm inclined to think that each region has its own hell or heaven. Because if everyone ends up in California with demons, it would be somehow strange.

>>149261487
We'll never know because of Viv's shitty worldbuilding. But I'd like to think there are other Sinner cities in the different circles of the Pride Ring.
>imagine a city inhabited by indian sinners

>>149261502
Dot or Feather?

>>149261502
Wow, a whole city composed entirely of cleaning equipment?

>>149261524
The first one.

>>149261533
What if most Indians become demon toilets?

>>149261533
It's less of a city and more of a really large janitor's closet in Lust.

>>149259885
/fit/
/fa/
and lurks /trash/ for the hfoma threads

>>149261533
>IMAGINE THE SMELL

>>149261241
Sounds like Blitzy is pissed no one is always five feet away from him. Though I doubt Brendan would ever dare contemplate his self insert being anything but 10000% right all the time.

>>149261502
Well, yeah. She seems to have an interesting idea... but she doesn't develop it at all, completely concentrating on Blitzo and Stolas. Even from the Hotel, there's little interesting to learn. Which is disappointing.

What will Octavia look like at Stella's age?

>>149261560
From that same episode:
>I believe your subconscious is trying to tell you that you simply cannot fathom proper intimacy, but... also crave it as well.

>>149261579
Even then, Pentagram City is supposedly a multicultural shithole, but we only see American English-speaking and Spanish-speaking Sinners.

Come to think of it why do hellborn speak English?

>>149261643
>American English-speaking
Oh, I forgot about the Bri'ish lesbian.

>>149260932
Here's a preview in the form of a parody. If you don't wish to be spoiled, don't open.

>>149261631

>>149261660
>Satan liked the US South so much that he made English Wrath's official language.
Jokes aside, probably it's because Sinner culture influences Hellborn culture. Since English became Earth's main language, maybe it also became Hell's main language.

>>149261671
>>149261631
>Milf tavi
Imagine...

>>149261667
>inb4 this really happens
Imagine the meltdowns.

>>149261702
>Since English became Earth's main language, maybe it also became Hell's main language.
This implies that there was a time when hell's main language was french, spanish, maybe even latin and greek, and there will come a time when its main language will be chinese

>>149261737
>there will come a time when its main language will be chinese
Well that's depressing

>>149261737
That is a good question, if more people in china die everyday than any place in the world then where are all the Chinese sinners?

>>149261737
>>149261742
>>149261766
Anons, please. We all know the Chinese don't have souls.

>>149261737
>>149261742
>>149261766
>Hell is Chinese
>>149261769
>"I for one welcome our new insect overlords!" - Wally Wackford

>>149261137
Would he care about the whole avoiding his judgement during the trial with Bee taking you under your wing, or is he one of those "yeah that's fair" kinda guys?

>>149261766
>>149261796
>There's a city that's bigger than Pentagram where everyone speaks Chinese
>The only reason Pentagram is still the capital it's because Lucifer lives there

>>149254585
>I mean the royalty in hell have pet imps, so it's not a stretch.

Fuck being Bee's mental health punching bag. I want to be Stella or another female Goetia's beloved pet with benefits.

>>149257372
EVERY vivzie girl? Even Kayla? Even Cameron?

>>149254585
>>149261836
>Ywn be carried around in a bag by a hot rich lady

>>149261857
Yes

>>149261814
I dunnoe.
As long as the Sins do their jobs and ultimately answer to him, I don't think he would really care.
Then again, I don't think he'd appreciate the notion of a mortal being allowed a certain degree of freedom within Hell's borders.

>>149261866
>Goetia owner makes you sit on her lap
>showers you with condescending affection
>tells you that you're a good boy

>>149261906
>"I'll allow it. But you on a tight leash, doll."