Lets be honest, loona would want nothing to do with the vast majority of us, if not outright all
She clearly has a type when it comes to men and, just like all women, its "tall, dark and handsome"
She would take one look at our pasty, anorexic/fat asses and turn the other way
She would barely even deign to notice us, nevermind want us as friends or more
She is an incredibly shallow individual

>>149541460
>The first "uncensored" Amazon prime content is extremely graphic animated sex between Blitz and Stolas.
>This was apparently confirmed at SDCC
No fucking way, i dont believe it, they cant make literal smut and air it on TV, right?
You got a sauce?

>>149499075
Yeah, i know, which is even more retarded
Vivzie cant help but stick her fetishes in everything she does

please stop with the gayhouse posting

>>149261702
>Since English became Earth's main language, maybe it also became Hell's main language.
This implies that there was a time when hell's main language was french, spanish, maybe even latin and greek, and there will come a time when its main language will be chinese

>>149215366
They should have either revealed him to secretly be a total creep/monster or at the very least made his death funny, like how >>149214771 said
As is, it was neither funny nor cathartic, it just came across as mean spirirted

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>>149205227
i thought he just grabbed a handfull of dust as he was laying on the ground and threw it at her?
less ”haha funny sand in your eyes moment” and more ”last desperate attempt at putting something between you and a monster thats going to kill you”
it came across as very real in that regard, not funny, not a reference, just a guy fighting for his life

>>149124294
i think he wanted to prove to himself that hes not a complete piece of shit, so he thought that by giving an unfortunate hellhound a chance at a better life that will be enough
he clearly treats her exceedingly well, at least on first sight, but i believe his exageration is just that, a baseless exageration
he doesnt love loona as much as he wants people to think he does, cause if he did she wouldnt have ended up as a friendless loser who is glued to a telephone screen at all times during wake hours
all the attention and affection he gives her is surface level and pretty worthless, more for his own sake than hers
he is a shitty boss, a selfish lover, an awful friend, a deplorable relative and a bad father

>>149070194
depends on the mutt in question
loona might not even allow it until you become a thing, and even then only in bed