Why do people complain about this show not being "Christian-adjacent" when it was never meant to be that way in the first place? Did anyone really think it was meant to be taken seriously when:
>Heaven doesn't know how souls get up in their own fucking realm
>Lucifer is a depressed daddy instead of the prideful rebel he is in his original myth
>Sinners gain demonic superpowers instead of getting tormented as they should be
>The Exorcists never target powerful demons like the Overlords, only powerless fodder
>Adam is a petty manchild who see exterminating demons as entertainment rather than a solemn duty to protect Heaven
>Heaven is fine letting random imps and hellhounds killing innocent humans on Earth
>Etc
You can't tell me you saw those things and STILL believed this shit was supposed to be based on Christianity.

>>149491548 (OP)
If you're going to pull from material and then deviate from it it better be to the benefit of your work but every creative decision she made has made for a worse creative work in every way
>Did anyone really think it was meant to be taken seriously
No one knows what to think because her work has such retarded tonal whiplash

>>149491548 (OP)
I hate the Hellaverse because all of its main characters are unlikable shit incarnate whom we are supposed to care about their emotional woes and such. I want them to suffer for their crimes.

>Heaven is fine letting random imps and hellhounds killing innocent humans on Earth.

I thought Helluva Boss wasn't cannon to the events of Hazbin. Isn't Hazbin Hotel just a television show in Helluva Boss?

>>149491595
The premise itself is satanic:
>Being an unrepentant serial killer rapist during your life isn't really that bad if you can redeem yourself in the afterlife!

>>149491617
Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss are the same universe, so yes, Heaven is canonically fine letting literal hellborn demons kill innocent mortals on Earth.
And we're still meant to take their moral authority for granted in this show.

>>149491548 (OP)
the art style is so shitty

>>149491548 (OP)
the issue is that it is too bare boned and even fucking fanfics do a better job than the show itself at its original purpose.

>>149491548 (OP)
You forgot to mention how almost everyone is shown grinning in a way that's obnoxious

>>149491548 (OP)
Its based on Christianity the same way God of War (original games) are based on Greek mythology, as in loosely. It is incredible that we have christcucks on this board that bitch and complain about how heretical the show is. Like no shit. You think the ancient Greeks would have been happy about Kratos beating Zeus to death?

i don't remember christianity stating that when you die you get transformed into a furry demon

>>149491883
Clockwork (this is urine btw)

>>149491640
I’d be fine with it if they just had them become a better person and redeem themselves, but still stuck in Hell.
Redemption shoudnt be a get out of Hell free card and get to go to heaven.

>>149491902
Seething reprobate hands posted this

>>149491548 (OP)
Using Adam in the first place places it as a biblical parody at the very minimum if it wants to distance itself from "christianity" then it should make a totally original version of the afterlife with no biblical names or characters. If you use Adam then the subconscious expectation is this is the same reality with Jesus, removing and not using Jesus while using Adam makes it distasteful, and the entire premise is that Jesus and God being absent is ideal because we get to redeem ourselves in a wacky zany fun hotel so they are not needed and dont need to be mentioned. That is why it is distasteful, sorry if you did not understand and need it clearly explained.

>>149491640
That and it is infusing Kabbala by infusing Lilith into the adam and eve story, which has a basis in the talmud and nowhere else.

>>149491548 (OP)
For me it's not so much that it's inaccurate. I don't claim to be an expert on Christian mythology and I think most people don't assign themselves that honor either. It's that taking that mythology and presenting it in the most boring way possible to make your characters relatable is not interesting. If you don't care about being true to the setting, why have it in hell at all?

I admit that I really like the idea of angels not knowing why they were saved because it plays into the concept of blind faith being just as evil as total anarchy. That blind unquestioning trust in Law creates complicity with evil or wrath disguised as blind servitude. It's Law vs. Chaos. Veering too far to either side causes corruption. But that doesn't work because Hell isn't really the opposite of Heaven. If anything Hell is more structured. Having safe zones in corporations or communities. Even Hell has safe zones and war zones. So it's not much different to living on earth. That's not eternal torment. Hell is a fucking vacation for a lot of people.

Heaven not caring about mortals has the POTENTIAL to be interesting if the idea was that those souls are coming up to heaven anyway so God doesn't give a shit. But no. Everyone they kill goes to hell for some reason even if they weren't being sinful. There's no grey areas. Heaven is the bad guys because they are misogynistic and homophobic and the Sinners could have killed and raped 5000 babies before coming to Charlie and they have the potential to be redeemed ANYWAY because they sacrifice themselves for people that DO NOT deserve it.

It not being Christian adjacent while masquerading like it is with boring decisions and changes to the settings FUCKING SUCKS.

>>149491548 (OP)
I think the normalization of satanism needs to be met with actual on the street Andrew Tate style level confrontation. Call people satanic child fuckers right in the streets if you see them wearing this shit.

>>149491656
God. A cherub being fine with imps killing an old man and essentially damning him to hell (probably because everyone they kill goes to hell) vs not being fine with other cherubs accidentally killing the same old man while trying to safe his soul is really fucking dumb in hindsight.

>>149492117
This, infernal imagery has become overrated at this point.
Obsessing over the demonic when there's other things more interesting than that.

>>149492117
But it's not Satanism. Not really. The values of the show are about redemption. That's pretty Christian. Sure there's imagery of rebelling against angels, but only the angels that drifted too far away and are consumed with their blind servitude.

You could say Christianity is also about blind faith, but you at least have to know the values of God. Having belief without understanding just makes that "All things I do are ordained by god" mentality that caused mass murder during the crusades. HH isn't really saying "Angels bad" so long as it's saying "Fight for your right to a second chance." Which, again, is more Christian than Satanism.

>>149491849
Wait. Pause. Who the FUCK is that?

I don't remember seeing them in the original ad.

>>149492240
I legit do not remember this

Christcucks are to autistic too understand the concept of creative liberties.

I’ve seen way more people on this board complain about “muh Christcucks” than the inverse. Most Christians that comment on this show usually just laugh at the fact that everyone in hell is gay

>>149492518
Religious people need to not talk about their religion on 4chan. If claiming to be X religion was a bannable offense then 4chan would be SO much better. If I was in charge of the site, I would make that a new rule. You can shit talk religion, you can discuss the lore of the mythology clinically in a /lit/ fashion, but actually praising the religion, espousing its beliefs, and using it to bash other stuff/people and attempting to convert people = ban in my 4chan hypothetical.

>>149492492
But the liberty is not creative. That's the point.

It's about the same as taking Atlantis and making it a city on a volcano.

>>149492563
>if I were in charge I'd make 4chan my safe space!
This is what 4chan's come to?

>>149491548 (OP)
Idk I complain about it because it's not very good.

>>149491902
More like cockwork

>>149491548 (OP)
Because what it was meant to be is asinine, yet we wanted to believe it would be inspired instead.

Christians love to lie to your face, then gaslight you about having never told those lies all in the same breath.

>Heaven is fine letting random imps and hellhounds killing innocent humans on Earth
But they aren't, which is why they sent a cutesy hitsquad to run counter operations to IMP.

>>149491617
It was more ambiguous until Vivzie made the deal with Amazon that HB would also appear on Prime when they released. Right now, it's a matter of HH Season 2 finishing up and releasing before they get to fun HHxHB shenanigans.

>>149492117
>Andrew Tate style level confrontation

Calling him, his favorite president and deceased best friend kiddy diddlers?

>>149492288
>>149492240
come on, you know him
he's everyone's favorite guy

>>149492870
Mr. Mosquito?

>>149492563
Censorship is cringe

>>149491548 (OP)
No one complains about that you fucking knobhead.

>>149492960
Head like a

The worst crime is taking all of these unfathomable entities and reducing them to a sitcom cast. It’s just boring.

>>149492288
I hate the idea of HH and HB crossover. Im sure HB will parasite HH and the annoying attention whore of Brandon and the useless slob of Vivzie will make things like Blitz and Angel Dust are exs, or Stolas will save Charlie at some moment and bullshit like that.

>>149492001
>Using Adam in the first place places it as a biblical parody at the very minimum if it wants to distance itself from "christianity" then it should make a totally original version of the afterlife with no biblical names or characters.
this.

>>149493612
Sorry anon, its already starting. Hazbin Hotel Twitter now is Hellaverse, meanwhile Helluva Boss twitter still only Helluva Boss.
This going to suck ass so bad.

Nobody cares. Skibidi Toilet won.

>>149492801
I love this meme and it’s edits

>>149491548 (OP)
Is this thread a reply to the other one where the guy theologically breaks down the inaccuracies?

>>149491548 (OP)
The issue is she clearly has a distain for Christianity but still uses it's lore to push her own agenda

>>149494719
Being an atheist means having disdain for all religion on Earth, why should we let any of them tell us what we can and cannot make fiction about? Besides, all we are doing is writing fanfiction loosely based off of their fanfiction.

>>149492240
>>149492288
No idea

>>149494759
Let’s hear them harp on judaism and islam then.

I don’t mind fanfiction, my main problem with the Hellaverse is that it’s shit gay fanfiction that doesn’t deserve its source material

>>149494759
I'm an agnostic, materialism is retarded for me

>>149491849
Uhhh they make a point I. Showing the Greeks weren’t happy with Kratos. They were in God of War 1 but only in 1.

>>149491548 (OP)
>Why do Uber-christian schizos hold this show to an insane biblical accuracy standard
... because they're Uber-christian schizos.

>>149494759
>Being an atheist means having disdain for all religion on Earth
What the fuck are you talking about
Being an atheist entails exactly one thing: not believing a god exists

>>149491849
You dramatically underestimate the levels of mental illness on this board. Multiple frequent posters here genuinely believe they are religious prophets. Guy developed an entire schizo sigil language and sacred geometry.

>>149495267
They should. If I was in control they would shit on everyone, even go for the non abrahamic religions too.
>>149495281
Your the libertarian/moderate of existentialism
>>149495295
Yeah and I bet the IRL Greeks would kill you for showing them their top god being brutally executed
>>149495501
And all the religions make it their mission to impose their beliefs on everyone else
>>149495553
Shit is crazy

>>149491548 (OP)
Onions rage that their hekking precious christcuckery lore would be used for simple gay hotel demons

>>149495845
To be fair you have to have a very high iq to appreciate medranos storytelling

>>149491548 (OP)
haters gonna hate

>>149492820
It was never ambiguous. Charlie’s news segment from Hazbin’s pilot is seen at the beginning of Helluva’s pilot. Not only that, they both take place in different cities within the same ring of hell

>>149492801
This is so funny because Gen Z on twitter is starting to say PSG has “vivziepop writing” and calling it shit

>Little Purgatory slowly building up holy relics that act as holy weapons
>All the religious sinners that make up their numbers get numb from the burns they accumulate and can handle a blow or two from angelic weaponry

>>149497405
Yep

Mi Caramia...

>>149492136
Deerie was voiced by and basically IS Vivziepop IRL, so...

>>149491640
If she wanted to salvage this show (which she won't/can't) she'd make it end as a tragedy.
Charlie concedes to the reality that the sinners are beyond salvation and are truly, utterly damned.
The end scene would be the start of the pilot where Charlie sings a song as the exterminations continue with no hope in sight.

>>149491588
>Chooses to set the story in a place where the worst people go
>Uhm ackshully they aren't all bad despite being shown to be uncaring assholes who don't even give empathy a shot
>Makes them all trans and gay or queercoded in some way
Makes absolutely no sense and I swear it comes off as some sort of CIA subversion tactic psyop.

God's plan op
God's plan

>>149492240
It's Mister P! He's an inside joke from an early livestream where someone donated and asked Vivzie to come up with a random Hellaverse character on the spot.

>>149499495
Remember the Christmas - I mean Sinsmas episode, when they see 2 gay men with a family on Christmas and it's this big "wholesome" moment where suddenly they're all too touched and emotional to go through with the assassination because "omg they're a family, it's just like me and stolas!" Nevermind the fact that they've murdered hundreds of innocent people and children without a thought.

>>149499462
>Find yourself face to face with a tall lady bird
>Asks if you're alone
>Say yes
>Get dragged to the nearest changing room
>Found your face buried deep in sweaty feathery breasts
>Feel your hips ache with each bounce of her child-bearing hips
>She rants about her husband or whatever but you can't focus since you were cumming so many times
>Once you two were done, she leads you back to her hotel room separated from her husband
>There, the sex continued until you were flat as a pancake, sunk into the mattress, while looking like a prune
>Stella smoked with her cigarette holder and an arm around you

>>149491548 (OP)
The reaction to this show just makes me wonder what the reaction to Spawn, Preacher, Diablo and Hellraiser would've been if they were released in current year.

>>149499586
I really REALLY wanted Blitzo to back out of it only for Loona and/or Millie to kick the door in on the family and gun them down, and have the show go the usual full nine yards, the gay couple try to crawl away, shot and bleeding, begging for mercy and telling the kids to run, only for the kids to get chased down and killed, all the while Blitzo is still seeing it all happen as him and Stolas, then have a line like "that's what happens when you cheat"
then don't let it end there, Blitzo laments about what happened in the office, and Moxxie of all people manages to cheer him up, only for the two to look out the window, see that the gay couple fell in to Hell and are getting brutalized and mugged by some random imps/hellhounds/sharks
if Viv wasn't a coward she could have forced Blitzo to see why he's an actual fucking monster, but no she went with the
>gays good, don't hecking hurt them
route, and it sucks

>>149499586
It was less the couple and more the fact that Blizto was emotionally destroyed through the season by that point.
They did return at the end to kill them, the only diffrence is that they didnt make it a spectacle
>>149500952
Thats a bit edgy but some parts work, Blitzo should realize how fucked up he killing is

>>149491588
This. I'm not mad at the show for being 'satanic', even if there's plenty of schizos who are. I'm mad because Viv is shallow and inconsistent.

She took the bits she'd seen in other shows and made OCs with the same names. Which would be fine if this was just some Newgrounds cartoon, or if there was some kind of reinterpretation going on, but she can't decide if these shows should be serious and didn't care about the source material beyond aesthetic. She'd have been better off changing the names and declaring it her own mythos loosely based on the bible.

She even shafts her own writing. Redemption? Demon hitmen? They get forgotten and undermined because Viv prioritizes Viv characters doing Viv things over the premises of her own shows.

>>149499515
This thing is gonna be voiced by Zach Hadel

>>149498197
>>149500984
>There has been a whole group of sinners that arrived here in LP
>Some of them single parents, a gay couple with kids, even some sort of organization of agents that fight demons believe it or not
>All of them had the same story, killed by an imp that swore like a sailor alongside his cohorts
>Now normally, revenge isnt their motto, too much trouble to bring back
>Plus the back and forth killing will never end
>Anon would dissuade any semblance of payback in exchange for giving them homes and a way to start over
>The agents are pretty useful as bodyguards since they have some martial prowess
>The families and kids though need to be sheltered
>Its a good thing he expanded the kids corner

>>149491548 (OP)
>Everyone who is in hell in this show is LGBT
I don't think Viv thought that one through...

>>149501902
>Everyone who is in hell in this show is LGBT
never not funny

>>149491548 (OP)
Same as with SU, people see the concepts and see potentiol for an epic story, they see a few decently dramatic scenes and get the hopes up just to get seasons of Townie shit/gay spider jokes. Also Viv clearly has an understanding of the source material, which just gets all the lorefags hopeful as well

>>149501902
>>149501940
She says it's because she's reclaiming Hell for the gays from the evangelicals. Which is stupid because those same people laugh at the concept anyways.
>>149502147
>Has an understanding of the source material
She absolutely does not. Just because she adds obscure demons from the ars Goetia does not make her knowledgeable because she fumbles the basics. Adam did not die first, there is no mention of the war in heaven happening (only that Lucifer and Lilith were banished), she made it so that the angels don't know what gets someone into heaven despite the fact that it's highly likely the Bible exists which has the 10 commandments in it, etc. The Bible mythos is inherently fascinating, that's what people are into but her remixed version is only going to leave those same people unsatisfied

>>149502405
>People are super into the stories in the Bible
Lmao have you ever talked to another human being you consummate weirdo?

>>149502524
Have you?

>>149499515
That's fucking neat. Thanks Anon!

>>149502524
>Being this deeply retarded that you think I'm talking about the average person and not the lorefags in this fandom

>>149501902
>>149501940
>>149502405
>durr gay people in hell haha
The show seems to have found its target audience and continues to be super popular so you seem kinda retarded

>>149502594
>t. seething gay

I miss them

>>149502405
Exactly, it's retarded, and her version of events is more twisted horribly and turned inside out while dragging characters throught the mud and some possible feces

Characters who yes, were devouted to the Heavenly Father and were graced by him sometimes, they didn't have their life been any easier, and in some occasions, that same devotion and grace got them killed in very horrible ways

>>149502636
Just ask about how Saint Bartholomew died

>>149499471
You don't need the exterminations to continue. A better ending for Hazbin Hotel with Charlie seeing the sinners as unrepentant is Charlie changing Hell into what its SUPPOSED to be. A place where the demons torture the sinners. Have Charlie take away the immortality of a sinner's soul so they can be weakened and properly tortured for their crimes. No more of this...

The demons are scared of the sinners which is why they are contained in the pride ring.

Yeah right, according to scripture no demon has ever feared a human. To demons across all theology worldwide mortal souls are things they love to torment. The notion that a demon is intimidated by a human soul is ridiculous even for fiction. Anyway that's the best ending. Immoral wicked sinners get their punishment at the hands of demons.

>>149492605
Yes.

>>149500952
I think what's most funny is that the recent mini episode showing Blitzo being a hypocrite towards that Mr. Rogers expy is that Viv doesn't realize it, but audiences have finally turned on Blitzo. And this isn't a matter of...

The mini short takes place during Season 1 before Blitzo's development.

No no no. The problem is that Viv approved of this pitch. She approved of the script. She went through the labor of animating and voicing and finalizing it. So this horrible episode happened. And the fact it happened eternally ruins Blitzo's character. Blitzo is a hypocrite and the only thing Blitzo has any empathy for is himself. If you don't reflect Blitzo's life directly he will unleash evil on you even if you don't deserve it.

The damage in done audiences now really don't like Blitzo. And the more Viv insists on drama and trying to make these characters likable the more audiences resent them. Blitzo is merely the final piece of the puzzle.

And Loona has also suffered a lot. Loona claims to want to be accepted for who she is in that recent mini episode but she already got that, the other Hellhounds accept her and she's content with her homosexual adopted father. So what's her issue? She whines a lot for being a serial killer who has killed plenty of non deserving humans like the Dorks whose job is to protect humans from demons.

>>149502862
Very sad to see it turn into tumblr.

>>149502885
It is what it is.

>>149492563
Why are you an asshole?

>>149491849
>christcucks
Shalom

>>149502524
Not that dude but let me put it another way...

People are into moralistic tales and stories.

They don't necessarily have to be from the Bible. And its true, at the end of the day humanity prefers rooting for good characters to survive and achieve and win at life. Most people resent the idea of a vile evil sack of trash winning at life. The most humanity can tolerate out of a story with an immoral main character is that the character in question admits that she or he is corrupt trash inherently and that they will never equal an actual good person. This is why people can find themselves entertained by divisive characters like Kratos from God of War who did vile things and he knows he's scum. But anything less than that? That gets rejected.

>>149502933
Do you think Sir Pentious deserves his redemption?

>>149502878
>And Loona has also suffered a lot. Loona claims to want to be accepted for who she is in that recent mini episode but she already got that, the other Hellhounds accept her and she's content with her homosexual adopted father. So what's her issue? She whines a lot for being a serial killer who has killed plenty of non deserving humans like the Dorks whose job is to protect humans from demons.

Loona is a hypocrite a trait she is imitating thanks to Blitzo. Loona likes to think that there is nothing wrong with her job and that occasionally feeling bad to continue to justify killing humans is enough. It would be nice if Loona got killed off. And then one by one the members of IMP all get killed. Bonus points if its sinners who want revenge within Hell hunting Blitzo down.

>>149502966
According to the leaks Sir Pentious didn't even deserve to get thrown into Hell.

According to the leaks his biggest sin is not helping a woman survive against an armed serial killer. That's not a reason to throw a man into Hell.

So I agree with Sir Pentious getting his redemption. And I argue that he never should have been castigated with Hellish damnation.

>>149502966
yeah, he is a real one

>>149502966
Do you deserve redemption if you don’t even know what you’re redeeming? Hmm. For me i would say no. I don’t you think you can accidentally redeem yourself

>>149503512
Then you and I are in agreement.

Thoughts of Emily? I like her but I feel she's going to be treated badly next season.

>>149491548 (OP)
it cribs the most interesting parts of Christiany while refusing to go anywhere near Jesus, the un-fun, dead-guy-on-a-stick part.
I think it's brilliant really. I like a lot of the aspects. It's a solid musical too. I want another season.

>>149499586
You know what is crazy about that episode and that moment?
You could have literally tied it more together with EPISODE FUCKING 1 and how Blitzo was pushing Moxxie to KILL a family.
>Moxxie is actually the one really prepared to do this
>Blitzo sees why this is bad
MISSED OPPORTUNITY.

>>149500855
>Spawn
slurs at the black guy being a super edgy anti-hero
>Preacher
more or less the same reaction to Castlevania
>Diablo
they're generic demons, so probably the same ironic reaction that Doom gets these days
>Hellraiser
would've been the same as anything getting caught up in the Satanic Panic

>>149499471
why do you have to "kill" souls in hell
they've already died, what does "killing" a spirit accomplish. where does it go?
there are interesting aspects to the Hell/Heaven dichotomy but HH isn't interested in exploring those, it just has this very weird Heaven-as-bureaucracy thing.
Best girl coming through.

>>149503746
Pay attention. Lilith was amassing power in Hell. If another Lilith figure shows up, they could overthrow Heaven so they genocide them, just in case

>>149503774
you didn't answer my question
>sinner on Earth dies
>they go to Hell
they are now dead. i know they are represented in the show as having fleshly forms and desires, which it itself nonsensical. but even if you kill them AGAIN, where does the spirit go now? will it re-manifest in hell at some point? is it functionally annihilated? what are the rules here?
if it's the latter, and Adam's group of assassins is annihilating souls, then why is Hell even a thing?

>>149500952
A bit too much. Maybe Loona fires an RPG into the house as Blitz is walking away.

>>149492117
>actual on the street Andrew Tate style level confrontation.
certainly preferrable from "backstage Andrew Tate style confrontation" in which you get caged and flown to Romania.

>>149504927
Rusty makes me feel less than straight feelings and I don't like that.

>>149498197
>>149501289

>Little purgatory is big enough to have a decent-sized web of relationships across hell
>you own a few blocks of buildings in the city but operations are still decentralized
>Overlords are starting spats with you for standard reasons, feeling threatened and/or trying to take advantage of your compassion, probing your reactions
>you, anon, have some arcane powers of your own, but if they wanted you gone, you couldn't stop them
How do you get the overlords & major factions to go away? How would you defend L.P?

>>149503746
>why do you have to "kill" souls in hell
Because fuck them.

>>149504995
my favorite interpretation of Hell can be found in "Memnoch the Devil" by Anne Rice. another narrative that cherry-picks from Christianity to tell a story with an alternate cosmology.
spoiler: hell is not fun.

>>149505022
Some old boomer christians just say hell is just outer pure darkness. A jail for the wicked where there is no light.

>>>149505022
Play more children of the atom stages in M U G E N Benjamin. Oh, and switch Hal's profile pic to the Injustice portrait.
Find that secret in MVCTwo?
Protip: Describe Halo levels in terms of dice rolls and blindfolded architecture geometry and the mutagens calm down.

>>149499515
>asked Vivzie to come up with a random Hellaverse character on the spot.
Aaaand it has a tophat and bowtie, twink figure... should I count gun for edgy mafia? WOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOOWOW

>>149505172
Yes Vivzie, all that money! What's your answer?

>>149503746
Maybe their souls actually do burn for all eternity when they die, existing below and outside Hell?
Need to draw Best Angel when I get home.

>>149502636
You know they don't actually exist right
You can't defame a fictional character

>>149505222
I know it's hard to activate neurons when you are not used to, but she could've tried a little ya know? Of course she doesnt care

>>149505275
Greasy fingers typed this post

Hazbin got leaked again. This was posted on /trash/

https://files.catbox.moe/f0so94.mp4

>>149500952
>only for Loona and/or Millie to kick the door in on the family and gun them down
Ykw that's kind of funny even if you clearly stole it from Peacemaker.

>>149503847
Im pretty sure Viv said somewhere getting killed by an executioner makes you perma dead or incorporated into hell’s surroundings which is why the buildings have eyes or something.
Idk why hell is a thing? Someplace to keep Lucifer and them dump the undesirables?

>uhhh there's demons
>and they swear and fuck a lot
>and they all wear this outfit
>genius

>>149505394
>Naive optimist vs Cynical opportunist
Fun pairing. Makes you wonder how long they’re gonna drag this Vee saga out. I hope Lilith doesnt show up at the end of s2 on another cliffhanger

>>149505526
Lucifer and Alastor should go in together on making Hell's citizens look more dapper.

>>149505526
You'll take my thigh highs and chokers from me when you pry them from my cold dead hands.
And even then good luck, because I will have glued them to my cold dead hands.
(Also a bit of a nitpick but Bee's are just markings, not actual thigh highs)

>>149504962
Let the two of you have an awkwardly closeted escapade together.

>>149505586
I'm not into men, we'd just be bros. Just hanging out.... yeah.

2 days until the Season 2 trailer of Hazbin Hotel is (probably) released. What are your predictions, anons?

>>149505961
Fiddle fight.

>>149505823
"Hanging out" with Rusty seems like a very Russian Roulette-ish sort of thing. You two could chill, have a good time, nothing wrong with that.

Then, you say the wrong thing, look at him the wrong way, next thing you know, you'll have him hurling insults at best and knocking your teeth out at worst.

>>149502966
Yes.

Does Emily deserve a firm slap on the ass?

>>149505394
>Back before Hazbin S1 released, we only had audition sheets, Alastor talking, and "Champagne Fountains Caviar Mountains"

>S2 leaks consist of a full episode and a half, including a few other clips

Who the hell did Vivziepop piss off for this to happen?

How big is Charlie?

>>149507320
canonically six and a half feet tall

>>149507748
That's too big.

>>149505586
Rusty definitely seems like the kind of guy who would demand tits and ass on every adult cartoon.

You know who you are.

>>149507748
Sweet.

>>149506210
Goddammit why does that make him hotter?

Emily swimsuit.
Style suggestions?

>>149508972
Transparent.

>>149508988
Actual suggestions?

>>149508972
Orange goes well with blue.

>>149508972
sailor suit

>>149491548 (OP)
It is supposed to be based on Christianity, it’s just weakly and incoherently related to it for the reasons you point out. It would probably be better for it to have been entirely OC with no shared names like Lucifer for clarity, but then it wouldn’t be able to get clout from apparent association with the bible

>>149508972
1930s beach pajamas

>>149491548 (OP)
Literally just to spite the Christchuds, don't think too hard about it

How would a meeting between SMT lucifer and charlie (or hazbin lucifer) go?

>>149491548 (OP)
Legitimately the only thing I'm actually fond about is how most of the characters shown are actually fucking tall by human standards.
Lucifer appear like a short man to other characters, but in truth he's average-sized.

>>149504965
>Killing you wont stop Little Purgatory from thriving.
>That's a big misconception from the other overlords since their power revolves around them
>But you nurtured a tight knit community that would literally tear hell all over if one of their own gets hurt
>Especially if its the bar owner that took them in
>Imagine the overlord's surprise that when they took Anon hostage, hundreds if not thousands of sinners showed up at their doorstep.
>all of them wielding crude but still dangerous holy knick knacks and weapons powered by their own faith
>Compared to their numbers, Little Purgatory is a whole army capable of taking over several territories at once

>>149509084
>>149509522
I like these.

>Any follow up to Yandere Emily?

Could Charlie redeem him?

>>149510141

What's there to redeem? He's right about everything.

>>149510141
He makes US presidents piss themselves

>>149505961
More dumpster fire threads on /co/

>>149505526
I think its hot and based

>>149508877
>Goddammit why does that make him hotter?
My money is on you being a thrillseeker.

>>149491942
In Mormonism, you can repent in hell ("spirit prison") and get into the lowest of the the three rungs of heaven.

>>149511855
>dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

>>149492595
There are volcanos underwater, dumbass.

Christ fags are retarded, look at what collective shout is doing

>>149495620
>[Atheists believe that] all the religions make it their mission to impose their beliefs on everyone else
Not even remotely true.

>>149511984
It is a little true, to be fair, but not always.

>I will fuck every single male human in this world until they stop masturbating to demons

>>149491548 (OP)
People complain about it not being "Christian-adjacent"?

>>149491548 (OP)
It’s shallow, it doesn’t do anything interesting with christianity, and it’s impossible to tell what you are or aren’t supposed to take seriously
>Pentious getting raped? LE FUNNI
>Angeldust? LE SAD
>also here’s a hundred more pieces of merchandise for Valentino

>>149511855
Mormons are a weird folk.

>>149509838
>>149504965

Maybe this is cringe but I think it'd be cool if the place had Judas as a backer. Just have him portrayed like he was in pic related or Jesus Christ Superstar or the Gospel of Matthew. A normal guy who in a moment of weakness did something unforgivable and regretted it immediately.

>>149513426
>This creates more demons

>>149516087
>She ends up bringing back the Nephilim
>>149516008
Making Judas the owner of Little Purgatory makes sense
Husk can be the barkeep

>>149516149
>Making Judas the owner of Little Purgatory makes sense
>Husk can be the barkeep
>||Cain|| is the bouncer

>>149516149
>Judas is the owner of Little Purgatory
>Husk is the barkeep
>Cain is the bouncer

>>149516087
>Ozzy questioning why all of his succubi are starting to look like angels with the frilly wings and long robes

>>149516149
>>149516266
>Judas has been running the bar for a little under 2000 years
>The original name was Lethe because you went there to drink and forget
>Changed the name to Il Purgatorio during the Middle Ages and Virgil's during the renaissance
>Doesn't own any soul contracts but being the guy who killed the son of God made him pretty powerful without them
>Had an 'understanding' with Adam at least when it came to him personally

>>149491548 (OP)
>God of War being an extremely loose interpretation of real life religion is fine
>Hazbin Hotel being an extremely loose interpretation of real life religion isn’t
Do Christfags really?

>>149502524
>People don’t care about stories in the Bible!!!!
Explain Passion of the Christ making more than half a billion dollars retard.

>>149516580
i care about the bibble, and the big J

>>149516511
>Adam doesn't attack it cause under all the vulgarity and wanton bloodlust for sinners, he still has a soft spot for his firstborn
>Hellborn don't attack the place because Sinners can only die to angel weapons which are hard to get a hold of
>Meanwhile the patrons are pacifists, but not cowards, are armed, and a bullet between the eyes of a hellborn will put them down for good
>Overlords don't attack the bar because Cain still has his rock

>>149516149
What sounds better
Purgatory being a recent creation, or something that's been around for a while?

>>149516705
Both have their benefits

Judas founding LP would make it seem like an strong established community, but it shifts the dynamic a bit to the point Lucifer might intervene (Wouldn't want something to outshine him in his own domain)

Anon establish LP would sell the underdog community aspect trying to survive, but realistically it would have trouble fighting against all the pieces of shit and overlords discovering the group

>>149516719

If we're just throwing orthodoxy and dogma out the window its entirely possible that Jesus subtly supports Judas and Lucifer doesn't want to re experience the prologue to paradise lost.

>>149516719
>but it shifts the dynamic a bit to the point Lucifer might intervene
considering what we see of Lucifer in the show, I feel like he'd do fuck all about the bar, he'd just expect it to fail, and to him, it wouldn't matter how many centuries or millenia it clung onto, it being so on the fringes of everything would make him stay to that apathetic rhetoric and he wouldn't see it as worth anything
the real Morningstar threat to Little Purgatory would be Charlie, because she'd see it as "her hotel lite" basically something that proves her idea can work that's been around for millenia without giving any thought to why it lasted a millenia, leading her to do something that ends up putting the bar in the spotlight, which would lead it to its near annihilation, and she, like before, wouldn't understand why things worked out the way they did
Charlie's as good a person as you can get in hell, but she's naive, and in a way, proud like her father, she wants this redemption and goodness in hell thing to be done her way, so when she sees the bar, she'd want to make it expand until it buckles under its own weight because she'd see the discretion and security as paranoia and think that once other sinners see what's available they'd just give up their bad habits

>>149517237
Judas slam dunking Charlie in the face with tax papers

>>149511937
What's a collective shout?

>>149491849
I'm not a christcuck, I'm a lorefag. It's all just fiction to me.
But the outline of what exists presents a more interesting setting than what Hazbin Hotel went with.

>>149516549
>God of War features countless references to Greek and Norse gods. It still manages to get some things right even if it does take a lot of liberties.
>Hazbin Hotel has like, 3 references to Biblical characters. 4 if you be generous and count le biblically accurate angels. None of them act remotely close to their biblical counterparts
It’s like viv really just wanted a furry world then haphazardly tossed in some human biblical characters.

This show isn't good, it's just marketable. There's a massive difference between the two.

>>149511337
.... would.... would he also choke me a little?

>>149500592
>The day after she finds herself in the best mood she been in for a long time
>she feels happy and free and stress
>she's even only catty towards Stolas instead of a raging maniac
>decides that she should keep this up
>(you) were cute and seemed sweet
>and if her husband could have a fucktoy from a lower species why not her
>and she just knows (you)'d look absolutely darling in a collar!

Heaven in Hazbin Hotel is just the usual Hollywood Heaven. It's just a sendup of the Christian church on earth, you can tell because God isn't there and there's zero evidence that he exists. Hell is based on poor shitty neighborhoods on earth. Making it about 'real' heaven and hell would not be better because nobody actually knows what the fuck that is, at best it would end up being lame Dante's Inferno ripoff #59267

>>149505022
>my favorite interpretation of Hell can be found in "Memnoch the Devil" by Anne Rice. another narrative that cherry-picks from Christianity to tell a story with an alternate cosmology.
>spoiler: hell is not fun.

I've always wanted to see something where hell is just Hades on super steroids. A cold, foggy, desolate gloomy place utterly without hope where the damned flit about like bats in the darkness wanting to scream but unable. Just able to remember enough of their lives to despair but not enough to relive it. They'd constantly feel the naked vulnerability felt by Adam after eating the fruit a thousand-fold.
Any kinds of special punishments would also be more like Tantalos or Sisyphus where the main sensations are exhaustion, hunger, thirst, false hope, instead of 'and then I fill his ass with scorpions and cut off his dick and cut his head off and pour rats down his neck.

>>149491548 (OP)
Open interpretation is fine. Lifting entire assets and spinning them into something unrecogniseable and subversive isn't.

Vivzie said she wanted to riff on bible-thumpers. That informs much of her direction, from the swearing to the adult aspects to, yes, the very setting. To then say the show isn't Christian-adjacent is like me making a strawman of you, destroying it, then saying said strawman was never about you when someone calls me out. That's not the same as isekai LN #2002 slapping the names Lucifer and Michael at random for rule of cool.

Not that you can claim rule of cool to defend the show, either, when so much of HH's lore is indeed facelifted from the Old/New Testament - just with none of the understanding. Lucifer being reinterpreted is nothing new, and indeed has possibility, but to take as much as Vivzie has does kinda pencil her into making something at least a little more faithful.

Also the setting just isn't that great on its own, despite the potential. Ultimately Hell is just LA while Heaven is LA-but-gentrified. It's fine to write what you know, and I liked the Helluva Boss episode in LA, but this is also so plain and downscaled compared to the actually biblical level opportunities you could take as a writer. And how is Hell a moral equivalent to Heaven when it's full of degenerates, murderers, cannibals, pedophiles and every miscreant imaginable? The setting feels so confused

>>149494759
That’s anti-theism, you fucking sperg.

>>149491548 (OP)
>Did anyone really think it was meant to be taken seriously when
Get a new job, Colbert. No one thinks satire can't be used to make a point, especially when the 'point' of both shows has been so blunt.

There is nothing worse in entertainment than someone who claims to be a comedian or an pundit when it suits them. They become neither, just opportunists

>>149500952
That'd prompt not just character progression, but setting progression, because no way could Blitzo still be the same kind of human hitman, if one at all, after enough experiences like that. But for that conversation to actually even start, we'd need the assassin company to even actually matter again

>>149517237
Funny how Little Purgatory green originated on what happened to sinners that were killed by IMP
>The barkeep listened half-heartedly as Charlie began to prattle on and on about a partnership between the district and the Happy Hotel
>Until something she said grabbed his attention
>"-and so because of the sudden increase of sinners these past few weeks, I'd really appreciate it if you are willing to extend a hand-"
"Hold that thought little lady."
>He put the glass he was cleaning under the table and fully turned to face her
"Is that right? Sinners been popping up. What is there another happening in Earth right now?"
>The princess scratched her arm uncomfortably
>"I-It's not just that. Lots of gentle kind souls are starting to end up here. Some of them are even just young kids!"
>He just chuckled and gestured to the various patrons that littered his bar
"I'm assumin' its folks like these are getting swept up in all of Pride's underbelly?"
>"Yes! Er- well since you're already taking care of them by the way. Thank you for that mister."
>He waved her off as Charlie bowed her head
"None taken. But listen, I may know a thing or two on what's causing the ruckus up there on Earth. Why there has been an... uptick on souls getting lost here?"
>Charlie leaned forward and listened closely at the information
>The bartender looked around before whispering in her ear
"All of the folk here are talking about getting killed by hellborn demons in the mortal world. I'm not talking about summons gone wrong or temptation, I'm talking about them getting asassinated."
>She leaned back in shock on what she had just heard
>Hellborns? On the mortal realm? Killing people just like that?
>This... feels like a threat to her livelihood and maybe even a threat to Hell itself if this keeps up
>She is surprised even the angels haven't heard about this
>"Can you tell me more?"
>The bartender leaned down and pulled out papers depicting the culprits

>>149517672
>Why there has
esl

>>149517672
"Some of these were... drawn by the young'uns. They still vividly remember how they died and they try to let it all out"
>There, Charlie saw mixed sketches made by adults and kids
>Her heart ached as she could see the vivd scratches of crayons that tell what the kids were afraid of
>Summarizing it all, she could figure out the culprits consisted of three imps and one hellhound
>"Did any of them get their names?"
>She saw him scratch his chin as he tried to recall something
"Heard from one the agents I hired as guards. When they found one of them, they referred the other as Moxie. He even heard the name 'Blitz, Millie, and even Luna"
>She recounted the names to remember them by and nodded her head
>"Thank you mister... uh-"
>The bartender chuckled and resumed his service, pouring a shot on a sinner that seemed to have too much alcohol
>She awkwardly waved her hand as goodbye before grabbing some of the papers as evidence
>The thought made her stomach churn a bit
>Who were these hellborns? And why are they going around killing people in the mortal world?

>>149492801
Vivzieslop is insecure and safe edgy though. Panty revels in being a bitch and Stocking is often called out as the BPD fat ass tracked goth poseur she is. Every once in a while PSG makes a woe is me ep but it's a joke. Hazbin & Helluva tries to pull the sad gay baby uwu shit constantly and unironically to the point it's become the same Crying & Singing shit she hates Steven Universe for.

>>149517499
>.... would.... would he also choke me a little?
Whilst screaming the cruelest shit you could possibly think of.

I would cast Embiggen on Charlie

>>149516705
Is a strongman essential to the place, as a concept?
It's interesting but I don't think it does, or really should, especially if it's supposed to be a frail community fighting against the odds to survive

With that said, I like the idea of Anon running the operations and is the main face of the organization While Judas helps fund the place with money, supplies and connections but lays low to avoid Lucifer and other overlords who may want to kill him
he's how Anon made an agreement with the taxman

>>149517712
>>149517672

>Agent One learns that Two only ended up in hell because IMP killed her
>learns that IMP damned literal children who would've went to heaven otherwise

How bad will be the asskicking post training once he gets his ass down there.

>Inb4 no that's impossible wank

If this bitch can hold back an imp with an amulet she got off Etsy, Agent One could easily btfo anything weaker than a Goetia with months of strict occult training.

>>149517829
I miss that one green where a mad scientist human kicked IMPs ass and started flirting with Stella

>>149517721
Rusty is so cool...

>>149517712
>>149517672

Assuming Judas and Cain are as powerful as people would expect them to be, wouldn't it make sense that they'd just take out IMP? They're a bunch of imps, a hellhound, and a possibly depowered mid-level Goetia that was breaking the law by helping them. It's not like they have a Sin backing them or a deal with the Vs.

>>149505394
wow this voice acting and animation sure is worth ditching the whole "indie" thing for

>>149517829
>>149517712
hold up, you telling me anyone the imps murder ends up in hell simply because they were killed by a hellborn?
even mr wiggles?

anon and loona!

>>149518539
Playing hooky from work knowing Blitzo won't do shit.

Blitzo has ED.

>>149505394
link is dead where else can I find it?

Looks like even the Helluva Slop fans can't resist polluting a Hazbin Brothel thread

>Be the literal embodiemnt of sin and the source of their suffering
Why do sinners tolerate hellspawn again?

>>149518812
>Be the literal embodiemnt of sin and the source of their suffering
But enough about sinners.

Sera and her ginormous butt.
Post it.

>>149518848
>we must let the hellspawn into our spaces and destroy our societies!
oy vey

>>149518877
>hellspawn calling others hellspawn
Pot calling kettle black.

>>149518902
>Hellspawn are literally the same thing as people who were born on earth and tainted by hellspawn
nice try mossad

Post some angel babes.

>>149518959
>I know we sinned against god and got thrown into hell b-but we're better than the hellspawn goy please believe us!
Whatever you say sinner scum now face the wall for the exorcists

>>149491548 (OP)
The main reason I hate it is because of faggots and degenerates misappropriating biblical mythology because of this horse shit.

would you the shark girl?

>>149519021
Never ask a sinner supremacist what race his girlfriend is.

>>149518812
>t.

is nobody gonna post those leaks?

>>149519280
Sorry, I used them for breakfast.

>>149517275
Name of the group of hoo-ers that convinced Visa to get Steam to take down several games.

>>149519878
I cant believe debanking is allowed in the united states

>>149519948
That's what we get for the 19th amendment. Women have been weaponizing it ever since to fuck our country up.
>pushed for prohibition against alcohol
>pushed for prohibition against hookers
>pushed for war that they sat out
>pushed for abortions that men have to help pay for
>pushed for DEI for women
>pushing to feminize video games
>pushed for feminist brainwashing in public school and college
>pushing to get rid of porn
>will attempt to stop sex robots
etc

Can we not talk about depressive real life issues? I want to talk about fictional issues.
Like Charlie.
Does she have a nose, or is it a snoot?

>>149519280
The only new leak i saw was sketch Vox talking with sketch Charlie without sound for 10 seconds. Not very great or important leak.

>>149520275
>Anon asks Charlie if she has a snoot
>How does she respond?

>>149518500
I think they reused the pilot animation of Alastor spinning Charlie too.

>>149518700
Did you check the /hhg/ website?

>>149491548 (OP)
Because Hazbin is gay and lame.

Why are they worried about hell overthrowing Heaven? Does Michael and heavens legions not exist? If they know who is going to lead Hell's armies, go on expeditions to kill them, pretty simple.

>>149521151
Apparently they don't!

>>149521151
>Does Michael and heavens legions not exist?
50$ says vivzie herself doesnt know Michael exists

>>149491548 (OP)
It's hilarious how sincerely Christian this show actually is. It's about redeeming lost souls to send them to heaven. Heaven is still portrayed as an ultimate, perfect place- they even make it clear that Adam is a bad faith actor exploiting the system.
If it was actually edgy and atheist the story would be about the sinners realizing they don't even need heaven in the first place

>>149521251
Michael still has that soccer ball. He misinterpreted it as an act of war.
And suddenly Lewis Black here with the perfect Japanese Jewish Hero!
>>>Mother, it was my intention to inform you I invited some Italians to soccer practice!

>>149521251
Someone tell her the drama between lucifer and him would be so delicious.

>>149521353
>>149521303
>>149521251
actually, i think that for all intents and purposes adam is Michael
although, image if THE Michael shows up, takes charge and starts putting hellspawn scum back in their place

>>149521300
Just wait... Just wait...

>>149521395
Will never happen doomkek

>>149521395
>image if
esl

Gonna go draw a fallen emily you guys have fun with whatever this is.

I want to write an Anon/Emily fic. Has it ever been stated whether Emily was human once?

>>149521986
No. She's an angel, figuratively and literally.

>>149491548 (OP)
It can't be taken seriously, it can't be enjoyed seriously.

>>149518500
There are voice actors in independant stuff that knock that flat-headed faggot's VA out the park, just saying

About the animation, even flash animators do a better job, are more creative and don't recycle shit from before 2020, WHY?

I wanna bang her. Them? Her? Technically they're two people...

>>149522113
It's a package deal with Leviathan.
Technically it's one body and thus one pussy but the real kicker is balancing interests and tastes.

>>149491548 (OP)
Because the creator insinuated it's a response to some kind of religious trauma (I.e. "reclaiming Hell for LGBTs," turning it from torment into a whimsical gay furry theater-kid paradise, or something to that effect)

>>149522241
So if one's into it and the other isn't they're gonna have a hard time climaxing? Or if one of them's into it the other's gonna be forced to feel thee pleasure and the resulting climax...

>>149522241
So if one's into it and the other isn't they're gonna have a hard time climaxing? Or if one of them's into it the other's gonna be forced to feel the pleasure and the resulting climax...

>>149492801
False. P&S doesn't pretend to be anything other than what it is.
HH has an identity crisis. And fancies itself some kind of deep narrative with parallels and something important to say. Hence her thinking Angel Dust should be regarded as an "empowering" depiction of an assault victim, and saying Vox will have parallels to Trump's America or something, lol.

>>149522359
>spoiler
The latter.
That said, one may make a habit of getting off to being humiliated by being subjected to the whims of others and such.

>>149521395
>If The Michael shows up
He will appear in the vivzie verse in the same way as Jesus and God are

>>149522428
Well you know, pavlovian conditioning and whatnot.
>"you disgusting monkey, thinking you can just grab us and rail us like an animal, just.... w-who do you think you are, with your big gorilla arms and... and... those hard abs, taking advantage of us like your personal cocksleeve-- are you seriously getting us turned on right now?!"
>"don't look at me, I'm not doing this!"
>"... sooo, wanna go out this weekend?"
>"YES!"
>"HELL NO!"

>>149522508
Such is the way of the coomer.

>>149521151
Because Heaven is supposed to be weak and strict and lame and Hell is super cool and edgy.

>>149522102
12 oz mouse has VAs that knock chris pratt mario off a cliff and it
>Since there was hardly a budget to work with, I gathered people around the office to run into the booth and record lines. Kurt already had that sort of smooth arrogance in his voice, so he made the perfect Rectangular Businessman. Harrigan is always looking to make light of a situation, and that fit Liquor, especially since he always knew more than what he was saying. Nick Weidenfeld should win an award for Peanut Cop. It just keeps going from there. Melissa [Warrenburg] is Robogirl, the fast talking know-it-all. She had that Charlie Brown-ism to her voice that I needed for her character. Bonnie Rosmarin plays Man/Woman. Adam Reed plays Shark. No one else could. Scott Luallen - Rooster. Scott’s voice can be heard from Clearwater and his character acting is unsurpassed. Golden Joe [is] played by my production manager, Vishal Roney. I couldn’t even write Joe’s lines after Vishal did his first take on the character. In future scripts I would put in my bone of the line for Vishal and he would meat it up on his own. Then there’s me. I was just scratching in the lines and before I knew it John had already put together the pilot. We sat there listening to it and he said, “You sound pretty good.” "Cool, I’m free. Let’s move on."
The voice-over sessions were quite simple. I knew exactly what I was looking for, so it didn’t take much time to accomplish. Whereas an Aqua Teen takes an entire day to record, Mouse came in [at] around an hour tops. It also helped that the dialogue was clumsy and disjointed. The actors never read the scripts ahead of time, so when they were placed in front of the mic it was usually the first or second take that nailed it.

>>149491548 (OP)

>>149505394
>>149518500
>Charlie is super stiff and doesn't move at all for several frames

Jesus Christ. This makes me miss the pilot.

>>149522834
That show was.
Odd.

>>149522954
it gets better by episode 5

>Yandere Emily watches you sleep.
>You try to sleep, but her eyes are staring at you.
>You can't enjoy the darkness, you've got a nightlight.

>>149491640
If they redeem themelves they aren't unrepentant anymore.
Also forgivness is literally the premise of christianity.

>>149523453
Before death it is, that's why there's so much emphasis on repenting now.

>>149523510
The Bible makes it clear that only those who repent before death get eternal life. Hell as a place people are tormented is ficticious within a christian framework.

>>149523625
>Hell as a place people are tormented is ficticious within a christian framework.
Matthew 25:46 disagrees with you, referring to it as "eternal punishment". It's also not the only verse that alludes to it.

>>149502615
We all do, Anon.
We all do.

>Wake up, feel that someone was downstairs.
>There's a fresh plate of eggs, bacon, and toast with orange juice waiting for you.
>A few white feathers on the floor, and by the stove.

>>149523774
>Stella
>cooking

Solomon clears this series btw

>>149518859
You got it

>>149523809
>No, it wasn't Stella. Doesn't smell like Bird, British, or Bitch in here.
>Touching the feathers gives a feeling of happiness, however slight it is.
>Wholly unaware of the Angel living in your walls, you consume the meal happily. Salted and peppered eggs, thick bacon, and honeyed toast.

>>149524284
>No, it wasn't Stella.

>>149523692
Eternal punishment =/= Eternal Life.
Literally the same verse has Eternal Life next to it implying that the wicked aren't living forever

>>149491640
Yeah its kind of weird that the more fucked up you are, the stronger your sinner form is

A problem I've got with the HellaVerse, is mostly how the Ascended look. Wouldn't it make more sense for them to retain their human appearance?

>>149524305
>you're punished eternally for a finite amount of time actually
Please look up what words mean, you're embarrassing yourself trying to twist scripture into what you find comforting.

>>149524735
>Punished eternally as the smoke of your corpse forever floating in the air
The punishment is never being able to come back to life.

>>149524735
Besides why would the author clarify that the righteous are given eternal life instead of just eternal peace or joy, or utopia?

>>149524786
>And he cried and said, ‘Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus that he may dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.’
Pretty sure it's being eternally burnt, anon

>>149523809
Only if it's Nymo.
>wants to spoil her son so Stella learns to cook human food
>It's just a plate of hot pockets and a glass of wine

>>149524869
Kek sounds about right. Her extent of cooking skill probably begins and ends with sticking pizza bagels in the microwave without the plastic.

>>149524818
To be fair it's never clarified whether The rich man stays like that forever. It's more likely a slow burn that eats away at the body.
Also
>but rather fear Him that is able to destroy both soul and body in hell

>>149520208
>will attempt to stop sex robots
Kinda based, actually. Here's hoping they get onaholes banned too.

>>149524299
Emily's got wings too

>>149524943
I could see Succubi sabotaging the sex robot industry

>>149491548 (OP)
I don't care about Christianity. I care that it's a shitty musical.

>>149491548 (OP)
>Why do people complain about this show not being "Christian-adjacent" when it was never meant to be that way in the first place?

people got their hopes up that the show would be deep in the lore and offer some interesting criticism of monothestic religions and were let down when they found out that its all like what a rebellious girl from California or new yorker who has never been in a church, would think about Christianity and demons via movies and fanfics online.

They got their hopes up when it should have been obvious that it was going to be a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy

>>149525079
> people got their hopes up that the show would be deep in the lore and offer some interesting criticism of monothestic religions and were let down when they found out that its all like what a rebellious girl from California or new yorker who has never been in a church, would think about Christianity and demons via movies and fanfics online.
Would it be worse if I felt Helluva Boss would have gone into Fist of the North Star/DBZ territory, where IMP ends up having to fight even more powerful figures (souped-up D.H.O.R.K., high-level political/religious figures), with shit like tapping into holy power levels?

>>149525060
Probably with in hell they'd want them banned
But probably hasn't happened because Mammon's bots are made from cheap parts so that people will buy another one or pay out the ass to fix it

>IMP Game
>Gotta fight Mammon.
>He's so fat his blubber protects him from all forms of damage.
>He laughs, and stands up to fight - but falls back because he's so fat. He shrugs but keeps laughing.
>In rage, you kick over a vase.
>That's when the health bar appears.
>But it doesn't say "health".
>It says "collateral damage", with a -$4,000 deducting from the $1,000,000 present.

If you lost an arm in some grueling fight or whatever, would that open up a unique bonding thing with Fizz?

>>149524888
I still think the idea of a giant golden barn owl being Nymo's Goetia form is cool. Humble enough to show his father's heritage yet still noble enough to show his noble blood from Stella.
>Transforms for both Anon and Stella
>Anon is excited at the fact his son can become e a giant cool bird man
>Stella fuming in rage that her son's form is an owl
>"Whoa cool my son's a giant owl!"
>"A FOCKIN OWL?!"

>>149525684
Either a golden owl or a dove works in my opinion.
>>"A FOCKIN OWL?!"
kek

>>149525606
I would get a sick automail arm and use it to beat that faggot ass.

>>149525606
Why would I want to bond with that faggot?

How would Stella introduce the little bastard to Octavia?
>"I fucked a human here's your hybrid bother you two get along now Tata!"
>Throws another party

>>149525988
Aw come on, she's not Stolas. I see Nymo's existence coming to light by accident and Stella telling Octavia once the cat is out of the bag. Also when exactly is Nymo born? Because that significantly changes the types of interactions he'd have.

>>149525760
I like Fizz...

>>149525684
Owl literally makes no sense, hes supposed to be stella's kid, not stolas'
A dove is literally perfect, white like his mother, symbol of peace, purity and faith and not a bird of prey, like gay owl man
But if you simply must have an owl, then go for another one, like a little owl, as those are a symbol of wisdom due to their association with athena

being a human-looking character in hellaverse is a privilege considering how many furries there are

>>149526136
>there literally is a type of Dove named "Golden Dove"
>It's covered in Bananas
Fuck it I'm team Dove now.

>>149526232
>Nymo becomes Big Bird

>>149526136
The dove makes sense
Specifically a stock dove
Which is part of the Columba genus and the name of a Saint
While I agree Nymo rolls of the tongue
Columba fits better for story and a dynamic perspective

>>149526263
Nymo Columba Mous.

>>149526151
>"Seriously? That's your sinner form?"

>"Yeah, what about it?"

>"It's so...."

>"Normal?"

>"Boring!"
>>149526095
The cripple cyborg can piss off to his buttfucking hutt with Azzmadeus.

>>149526286
Nymo is his nick name and only called that by Stella, Octavia and Anon
Columba "Nymo" Mous

>>149526337
Nymo makes no sense as a nickname when his first name is so different. If anything Columba would be shortened to Cole.

>>149526337
>>149526354
From the last thread, it was Anon who called him Nymo and Stella who called him Orion. If Nymo stays as a nick name you can put some lore behind it.
>His nickname Nymo comes from the time Anon managed to rope Stella into watching finding Nemo with him and Columba
>It just kind of stuck after Stella called him her little Nemo
>Goetic snobbery kicked in and she decided to spell it with a Y so her son wouldn't be called that of a fish

>>149526232
I would say he stands out but then again, Andrealphus is blue but he fits in the color palette

Still it'd be weird to see a yellow Goetia bird

>>149526439
If you say so but I find it inorganic, shallow and pedantic

Clearly the best Dove to use is the bleeding heart dove.
>Dove to fit the characteristics of Anon Jr.
>Red feathers over the heart to further symbolize the Christian/virtuous aspects of his character

>>149526544
>red feathers on chest, surrounded by white
I like this aesthetic.

SAAR
DO NOT REDEEM THE SINNER
SAAAAR

>>149526599
>last thing an indian man says before he is sent to hell and converted into mammonian brand bleach

>>149526504
I'm just going off what the other anons wrote last thread, I like Columba too.

>>149491548 (OP)
There were at least 6 key words/characters in your post alone that are lifted straight from christian mythology. It’s just intentionally inaccurate. You can have a thing be based on a previously existing thing and have the details be inaccurate.

>>149491548 (OP)
>Why do people complain about this show not being "Christian-adjacent"
????

>>149492117
One time my friend in highschool got harassed by a crazy jehovas witness lady because he was wearing a metallica shirt in the mall. We all laughed at her. Absolutely insane that I am now seeing people suggest that that behavior should be normal.

i wanna molest niffty

>>149527127
Niffty is the one who does the molesting, anon.

>>149527166
>>149527166
>Niffty is the one who does the molesting, anon.
Probably, If she wants you she'll get you

How do you calm niffty down?

>>149527207
>Swiggity swock, I'm comin' for that sinner cock!

>>149527265
>While most hellborn and sinners are secretly is and are apart of the Human/Sinner Supremacist group
>Niffty is one the few who's completely open about it

>>149527264
Give her bugs to smash

>>149527335
>Find Niffty out in an alley.
>Drag her backwards into it.
>Try and tear her leggings off but she just giggles and goes "Bad boy~!!!" And punches you in the gut, balls, and chin.
>She gets ontop, whips out her knife, and chatters her teeth as she rips your pants off.
>Fear Boner.
>She's riding you like a bunny and slams her knife into your shoulder laughing while bouncing.
>The raper has become the rapee.
>When she's done and cleans you and herself up, she tosses you a twenty and goes on like nothing happened, while you curl up in a ball and cry.

>>149522113
Good choice, though I think one of them has a taste for bigger guys, considering Mammon.

Glazing Stella's cloaca like a donut!

>>149518030
He's definitely adwarfable, I'll tell you that much.

>>149491548 (OP)
i only watch hazbin hotel for Lute

>>149518184
I imagine it being a situation of them having chosen peace after they fucked up so badly in life, if IMP were to show up at their door then it'd be a different story, but otherwise they choose not to interfere and focus on making LP as safe and comfortable as possible

>>149518501
>Loona sees a sinner getting the shit kicked out of him in hell
>New sinners are always pathetic about being in hell but this one is REALLY pathetic
>Enough to make even her feel bad for him
>She's in a weird mood so she takes pity and chases off the muggers
>The sinner thanks her
>She tells him your welcome with a side of fuck off
>As she leaves she wonders why he sounded kind of familiar
>"Loona? Is that you?"
>She looks back at the now VERY familiar voice
>She looks closer
>He's been fucked up due to being a damned soul, but she'd recognize that moustache
>It's Mr. Wiggles
>Loona has a full-on panic attack as she realizes she sent one of the only good people she's ever met to hell and flees
>and all she can think is, why does she ruin everything she touches?

>>149531413
>Mr.Wiggles adopts Loona in vivzieverse
>Blitzo gets cucked
I see this as a total win!

I hate the massive retard of Stolas and the fucking toxic asshole Blitzo. I hope one of the two dies, so the other suffer and later commit suicide

>>149531437
Even if they both die vivzie will just find another character to turn to crap

>>149525079
Viv was raised Presbyterian.

>>149525760
so you can take advantage of him of course
>bond over your shared loss of limb
>get access to the latest and greatest tech
>sell it ONCE for money
>tell him you got mugged and get a replacement
>don't push your luck by trying to sell again
>learn how all his prosthetics work
>make a running gag with him of sneaking up on the other and stealthily detaching the prosthetic
>get him used to it
>then, when he's asleep and Asmodeus is away
>bag over his head
>detach all his prosthetics
>put a rope around his torso
>hang him up by a lampost
>wooden board around his neck reading "Asmodeus' sex toy"
>leave him there, with no limbs to get him out of it
>watch as the hellnet slowly blows up with pictures and videos of where you left Fizz
>count down the seconds until Asmodeus kicks in your door to kill you
>smile as you die a second time
>Asmodeus can kill you
>but that won't unfuck the trust issues and trauma you just gave his fag boyfriend
>you have already won
if you want real entertainment, (You) need to play the long game when you get to hell

>>149491548 (OP)
Because it really gives off "I looked at Dante's Inferno on wiki and took some names". It's incredibly shallow. She also is way more focused on her heckin' quirky hell and lore than actually doing, ya know, the hotel.
I mean, Dante's depiction of God approving the redemption idea, with angels and demons getting gobsmacked over that, would have been neat.

>>149524118
How many winners had to reform after being crushed by Sera's massive ass?

Is young earth Creationism real in Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss? Or did evolution and the like happen with only homo sapiens being directly created by Angels? Did dinosaurs exist? And if they didn't who would be the most heartbroken they didn't besides Agent One?

Lucifer is cute!

>>149531413
Is it weird I won't feel bad if she ever dies in the show?
I mean, it'd suck that my fav fap material gets canned but I'd get over it

>>149531391
>I imagine it being a situation of them having chosen peace after they fucked up so badly in life, if IMP were to show up at their door then it'd be a different story, but otherwise they choose not to interfere and focus on making LP as safe and comfortable as possible

Nah when kids are getting damned they gotta do something.

>>149531413
Loona might commit suicide.

>>149531435
"Vivzieverse" implies the hell shows and Zoophobia take place in the same universe, which is definitely a funny idea.

Lucifer Beelzly and Lucifer Morningstar both rule hell yet neither knows of each other.

What if we dont get a trailer and date today about season 2?

>>149533707
Riot.

>thread is already getting pity bumps
Zero hype, this show is dead

Does anyone have a link to a stream for San Diego Comic Con? I think BULBA was going to do one but I don't see the stream.

>>149535222
No season 2, not even a trailer, for about a year.
Its gonna go quiet, ya bunghole.

>>149535626
>Its gonna go quiet
And it should stay that way.

>>149535222
Just wait an hour and a half, anon.

Oh shit

>>149491548 (OP)
Because zoomers are out of touch, they are christcucks and they don't know about Satanism. Not a single soul bitched about the old af Devil Doll and Radiskull flash or that demon sitcon cartoon.

>>149536919
>they don't know about Satanism
To be fair Satanism is cringe only practiced by fags and women with daddy issues.

>>149536964
Idk about that. My mom was satanist but she was rebellious in general. I personally just think demons are cool and Hazbin/helluva ones are hot.

>>149537087
>My mom was a satanist
>rebellious
Yup daddy issues.

Gimmie some Emily plz.

>>149537686
You got it

It is literally a christian story

>child of light rejected by the angel in charge descends to hell to redeem the souls there

she is just jesus. Heaven is just the pharisees who were keeping non-jews out of heaven.

>>149537087
>Idk about that. My mom was satanist but she was rebellious in general.

Your mom was too stupid to know what satanism is.

In Judaism satan = Jesus.
In christianity Satan = The Jewish Angel (Metatron)

the bible is pretty clear about this shit.

anyone calling themselves a satanist is unaware of what satan means.

>>149537744
Well some do think the devil will try to copy Christ with his own unholy trinity. Not that Hazbin Hotel or Viv is "the" antichrist but it's a hilarious coincidence from someone too incompetent to even be aware of this shit let alone invoke it.
>>149537764
>In Judaism satan = Jesus.
>In christianity Satan = The Jewish Angel (Metatron)
That is a BOLD fuckin' statement, you wanna elaborate? Not necessarily calling bullshit, I'm genuinely curious.

*Ahem*
STORM'S COMING

Imp Wife Happy Life.

>>149492801
P&S does Vivziepop humor better because it remains being an irreverent comedy action show about whatever the team feels like doing an episode about.

>>149538739
She's gonna abort the kid.

>>149537818
>That is a BOLD fuckin' statement, you wanna elaborate? Not necessarily calling bullshit, I'm genuinely curious.

It's sort of true but VERY SIMPLIFIED. For Judaism

>General opinions on Jesus were negative from the 6/7th Century AD to the 18th Century
>Pre 7th Century neither rabbinic or Karaite Jews cared much about him
>views ranged from merely a false prophet that they didn't give much of a shit about to actually demonic
>first view predominated until the crusades
>still an afterthought most polemics about Christendom being evil were about how it was a continuation of Rome led by its tutelary angel Samael
>Inquisition happens and finally get heavy focus on Jesus and Christianity being demonic
>with Jesus as the incarnation of the Jewish equivalent of the Gnostic demiurge
>ie he's a high level emanation of the divine but a malformed, malignant, alienated one that had a big role in material reality
>other sources have a more nuanced view where Jesus's incarnation was necessary and he needs to be reintegrated back into the divine
>possibly even a failed incarnation of the Messiah and only his lower ego soul is evil

For Christianity

>Prot Orthodox Christians start heavily polemicizing against Judaism in the 4th century because of a tendency of eastern Mediterranean lay Christians to Judaize
>probably due to Ebionite and Nazarene influence who considered Saint Paul to be the evilest man who ever lived ever
>like to put it in context the Pseudo-Clementines are more ready to forgive Satan than to forgive Paul
>Orthodox Church is really founded by Paul
>the fact Jews are waiting for a different Messiah made it very easy to imply the Messiah the Jews would recognize would be the antichrist
>who in the mind of the laity would be the son of Satan but not Satan himself
>Metatron and Enoch were heavily associated with the Jewish messiah with some people saying that the Messiah would be Enoch's second or third incarnation

>>149539193
(cont)
>this is a major problem for Nicene Christian theology because it was necessary for Jesus to be the ONLY begotten son of God who incarnated once
>to save us from the original sin of the very imperfect Adam
>to have another guy do the same thing and also have Adam be semi divine would cause problems
>or the fact that theoretically anyone could achieve a position similar to Jesus by merit, study, and theurgy alone
>plus he was also big with the aforementioned Ebionites
>this sat in the background for a while until the turn of the first Millenia Ad where all of Europe lost its shit waiting for doomsday
>the idea went from Jews will probably be led astray by the Anti-Christ at some point to
>the Anti-Christ is coming tomorrow and the Jews are trying to summon him
>less sophisticated and literate people as outside of monasteries had a hard time telling the difference between Anti-Christ, the great beast, the little beast and the dragon
>so it all just sort of became Satan

Fuck it, FULL doomposting mode ahead for this shitshow, for the laughs. What would be the funniest, if you want to see the world burn?
>Loona is revealed to be a post-op troon. It'll be just a casual mention in the first episode so people can go into denial. Viv mentions it a bit on twitter, and then the next episode and merch wave goes wild with it. E6 turns into a warzone. Imagine the Martha speaks mod calamity, but now spread across 25 thousand uploads.
>Blitz and Stolas enter a gay polycule with Asmodeus and Fizzaroli.
>Octavia starts apologizing to her mom and uncle and taking after them.
>The first "uncensored" Amazon prime content is extremely graphic animated sex between Blitz and Stolas. Holes, fluids, and everything. I'm talking they want to compete with "Fritz the Cat" in depiction. The girls get a single drawing of a buttcrack.
>Comically unsubtle and unfunny Trump = Mammon analogies
>Jesus is a character and he's as obnoxious as possible. Swears like a sailor, mega gay, and buddy-buddy with Lucifer. Is given a dumb thirst trap design, too.
>Millie not only gets an abortion, it's revealed the baby is from a different father. AND Moxxie apologizes for "not fulfilling her needs"
>Loona goes out with Sallie May. They have a LOT of sex.

>>149539315
>>the idea went from Jews will probably be led astray by the Anti-Christ at some point to
>>the Anti-Christ is coming tomorrow and the Jews are trying to summon him
I am amazed I didn't put this angle together in my head before, this makes a LOT of sense.

>>149539516
Mammon painting himself orange could be funny.

charlie locking up her pet mortal in the closet!

>>149540289
Poor Verbalese.

>>149539516
>>Loona is revealed to be a post-op troon.
This one would tickle my funny bone the most, if only because I find the majority of Loonafags to be annoying as shit, and I want to see some nuclear chimp outs.

A female character will never be blessed with an actual bare ass. Anything promoting the male gaze is misogynistic, antisemitic, etc.

>>149539190
She better not.

>>149540450
Why do you hate the Loonafrens

>>149540450
If Viv ruins Loona I'm dropping her like a sack of potatoes and quietly moving on. I'll stick with fanfiction like HILTLHH but the show will be fully dead to me. No skin off my back either because although she's my favorite girl she's far from the only girl I like.

>>149540765
They tend to be... special, to put it gently. We'll leave it at that.

>>149527264
She likes being forced and isn't that big. Just disarm her and pin her down until learned helplessness kicks in.

>>149540857
Hell I'm a Loonabro and I agree with you. Her threads are awful.

>>149540857
She's got a lot of good artists and ficanons at least.

>>149540846
>I'll stick with fanfiction like HILTLHH
Context?

>>149540928
https://archiveofourown DOT org/works/65989972/chapters/170028016
Have fun.

>>149540950
I already have a backlog. Sell me on it. Looks like another self insert powerwank.

>>149541014
Anon dies and becomes a sinner in hell. He doesn't remember his death, and he has regrets left on Earth. He meets Loona, attends a Bee party (a one time deal allowing sinners to attend) and long story short gets hired by I.M.P. after helping them doxx a target. There was also a frying pan and Blitzo's head involved.
>power wank
Definitely not, at least not yet. The fic's been VERY fair in balancing him, he's not babied at all. He's been the butt of jokes, gotten knocked around and even nearly gotten killed and needed rescue. His dynamic with the other characters is also managed pretty well.
I would read the first chapter before you make up your mind, it's so far avoided the usual pitfalls and managed to exceed expectations. Does a REALLY good job of capturing HB's atmosphere and character voices.

>>149541196
>There was also a frying pan and Blitzo's head involved.
Sold.

>>149541217
Based.

>>149539516
>The first "uncensored" Amazon prime content is extremely graphic animated sex between Blitz and Stolas.
This was apparently confirmed at SDCC, kek.

>>149541460
>no Stella titties
>no Loona titties
>no Verosika titties
>no Bee titties
>only cocks and cream of wheat

Let's ask the real important question here, are they gonna keep the "Loona kicks a baby" scene in the pilot remake?

>>149541517
The only time you'll see titties is when the person who has them also has a cock. That's why they've been putting Sallie May in everything.

>>149541573
I don't recall who from the crew said they liked that scene and wanted to see it remade. I think it was at another panel or an interview.

>>149539516
>>149541460
Blitzo and Stolas' toxic ass relationship WILL take more screentime in the redone pilot over the imps killing people and you will like it.

>spank it to Loona
>nothing
>spank it to Loono with a pussy
>rousing response and the fattest nut ever busted
what the FUCK does this mean

>>149541645
>That's why they've been putting Sallie May in everything.
You're probably right. I just don't think Sallie baring his man boobs would appeal to anyone, should it happen. Or perhaps that's the point.

>>149541747
I think you're just an autistic fag in denial, anon.

>>149537818
>That is a BOLD fuckin' statement, you wanna elaborate? Not necessarily calling bullshit, I'm genuinely curious.

its baked into the premise of each religion.

pic related

sorry it took forever to respond I was doing shit

>>149537818
>>149539193
>>149539315

bruh in Judaism satan is just the angel that they claim misleads the world into worshipping it. After 2,000 years ago that figure the world worships but the jews don't is just jesus.

>>149541777
Enoch isn't canon to christianity unless you're ethiopian.

>>149492801
Panty and stocking never took itself seriously and it was parodying adult animation coming from america.

>>149541831
>Enoch isn't canon to christianity unless you're ethiopian.

Do you not know what 'canon' means? You think Jesus made up some entirely new angel who matches metatrons description because this isn't 'canon' ?

>>149541747
That's what furry porn enthusiasts used to call cuntboys. e621 had to change the tags to be more politically correct, though.

I think you just like twinks with pussies. Maybe tomboys too.

>>149541924
I think if it isn't canon it's probably not canon.

>>149541937
cool, so you don't even know what 'canon' means

>>149541934
>loona
>but as a butch goth tomboy
... thats... actually REALLY hot wtf

>>149541747
Loona is a pretty face with a bitchy pick me personality

Loono might even has a fatter ass

>>149541998
You're the one arguing that noncanon shit is canon.
>um if isn't canon then why is it canon?
Shit argument.

>>149542066
>>um if isn't canon then why is it canon?
I never claimed it was 'canon', you're just making shit up anon.

Jesus quotes are based on the existing Jewish tradition that he was criticizing, do you think 'canon' means 'made up by Jesus with no real life references?'

you think if Jesus says something it becomes untrue if put in another text?

>>149542055
You may be onto something...
>give Loono a pussy
>and a fatter ass
>soft face and physique
>long hair
>and a pair of perky little tits
If Loono looked like THAT you'd need to pry me off him with a crowbar.

>>149542132
Jesus isn't referring to noncanon shit. You wanna throw in all the wiccan shit too?

>>149542219
Loono should have a woman's voice too to make it complete.

>>149542364
Yes he is you retard, the whole point is that he is calling out the Jewish people for going against God, which includes their non canon text where they try to glorify their angel that Jesus calls the devil.

shitty bait, only good for further elaborating on the connection for the readers at home.

>>149491548 (OP)
>Did anyone really think it was meant to be taken seriously
Vivzzie sure thinks she can make me care.
Too bad her writing is less than dog shit.

>>149542392
>their angel that Jesus calls the devil.
Yeah, Lucifer.

>>149542380
Well of course

>>149541460
>The first "uncensored" Amazon prime content is extremely graphic animated sex between Blitz and Stolas.
>This was apparently confirmed at SDCC
No fucking way, i dont believe it, they cant make literal smut and air it on TV, right?
You got a sauce?

>>149539516
Some of these I can believe but some I cant but holy fuck
This trainwreck is going to get better especially if Loona becomes of troon or goes out with axe wound sallie
Though I don't believe it because I don't think Viv is that stupid
but the Blitzo and Stolas sex scene I can believe because do we really expect anything more
Anyway I do have a Loono and Anona even a Blitza green in the works to keep spirits up even If I never cared for this shitshow

>>149542746
I look forward to the greens anon

>"Sheesh. Summers in Wrath make Cali seem lukewarm."

>>149542796
Would inca go for loono or octavian?

>>149542796
Loono's swim trunks suddenly feel muvh tighter I'm sure.

>>149542845
Octavian.
>>149542853
That's why he carries the cooler.

>>149542796
Loono's swim trunks suddenly feel much tighter I'm sure.
>>149542845
I assume Nona and Loono get together, Octavio gets Inca.

>>149542863
>That's why he carries the cooler.
Indeed

In honor of the Hulkster, Little Purgatory is holding a live wrestling event. Be there to see Powerhouse Pentagram beat the macaroni and shit out of the sixth circle slayer in a no hold barred hellish hardcore match! Brother!

>"Hey Loono, what do you think of this necklace? It goes well with my eyes don't it?"
>"I uh, y--well..."
>...
>what the fuck is the right answer here?

>>149543137
There also be arcade machines converted to run Daggerfall
With live performances by Motorhead featuring Ozzy Osbourne

>>149543137
Not to be a party pooper, but doesn't this defeat the whole point?

>>149543239
>Lucifer introduces Ozzy to Hell as his special guest.
>Ozzy sucker punches Lucifer in the face and introduces a 10-day long concert with Lemmy.

>>149543393
Little Purgatory started out promising but it got coopted I think

>>149543393
>>149543450
Aw shit if that's against established LP lore my bad.

>>149542637
>You got a sauce?
Reddit post, so take it with a huge grain of salt. It's my bad for taking it as confirmation. But, supposedly, Bryce said something about owl sex noises at some panels. A Stolitz sex scene wouldn't surprise me anyway, especially since the trailer mostly shows Stolitz when talking about demon horniness. This is the Gay Demon Show (tm), after all.

>>149542746
>axe wound sallie
Sallie still has a dick.

Nymo is neato.

>>149491548 (OP)
Christians think their theology should never be used in ways they don't like