Loona cant be happy, and must be this isolated, angry, depressed woman 90% of the time and red asshole Blitz can be her unique toxic support; and the hetero good guy must die because...???
>>149194720 (OP)* ...time so red asshole Blitz can be her unique toxic support in the serie.
>>149194720 (OP)Dont you know anon? He is straight and didnt cheat, we must hate him for that. Thats why Blitz was so angry and hasty to kill this Ned Flanders
>>149194720 (OP)You could at least link to the actual new short if you want actual discussion. You fumbled this thread.
The only things that were awful about this short is killing off a genuinely kind human and Loona being rejected by a good person means she has to continue being raised by an evil sack of shit like Blitzo.
>>149194720 (OP)I always wondered how would these demon fellas would look IRL.
>>149195792The short came out 4 hours ago in youtube anon. Stop being lazy bitch.
>>149194720 (OP)They just shit in character development. They cant write 3 episodes without destroying the lore.
>>149195899Remember the realistic animated Tin Tin movie where the humans look disgustingly uncanny? Now imagine that but worse.
That's what these demons would look like. Ironically Loona is one of the more normal looking characters since she's based on a wolf.
>>149194720 (OP)I felt bad for the dude because according to Viv even if you're good you can still get thrown into Hell. In fact being an angel doesn't save you as the Cherubs were cast out of Heaven despite being natural denizens. Basically this dude who is legit scared of demons is being thrown into Hell.
I wonder if he will show up in different episode where he gets used to demons and acts as a positive influence for Loona. But because of the way Blitzo actively killed him he hates Blitzo. Loona only shot him accidentally he can understand that but Blitzo was actively malicious about killing this man. So I can see this man having a vendetta against Blitzo.
>>149195978The real ta da is when Viv inevitably makes Loona a man hating dyke and Blitzo supports her because he doesn't want any filthy male to dick her down. You know Viv would do this.
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>>149194720 (OP)>and the hetero good guy must die because...???Because Vivienne is a shit writer and hetrophobic.
>>149194720 (OP)>the hetero good guy must die becauseWhy shouldn't the hetero guy die?
>>149196175Viv isn't phobic. The deal with Viv is she's a woman in the middle of her thirties who still acts like a teenager. She's also fat and must realize even a gold digging gigolo would not want her, doesn't help her personality is shit in real life. Viv and her clique are the types of shitty people who are doomed to being spinsters because no one would tolerate them to start families. They are toxic humans.
As such they write about straightness being wrong. The most hilarious part if Viv is blatantly a fan of the Disney Renaissance Broadway style musicals and what did Disney do during the Disney Renaissance? Lots of straight couples go figure.
>>149196175The fat fuck doesn't even write anything retard
>>149194720 (OP)This is the first time I couldn’t even crack a smile at something HB related. I at the very least smile at a joke. There was nothing here.
It’s really funny how “out of place” these shorts now feel since the show pivoted from its original premise to badly written yaoi fanfiction
>>149196226Got a "heh" out of me for the pocket sand. Bout it though.
>>149196291This is the only time Loona has ever canonically done the Come Hither eyes. And it was for a nice human........yes we know how that ended but you get it. Loona is not opposed to genuinely nice people.
>>149196291God she's so cute. Is it gay to want to fuck a wolf?
>>149196349On the contrary, it is explosively heterosexual, even moreso considering she is a ravenous hellhound with zero qualms over killing and dismembering you.
Breed to succeed anon.
>>149196202She still read through the script the writer for the short produced and went "Yeah, let's animate it!".
Curious that Vivzie's defenders pop up to run damage control in three threads on the day a short is posted.
>>149196278The shorts are usually IMP killing innocent people I've noticed, which is fair because they're demons unconcerned with morality but then the main show demands that we feel sorry for them with all the personal drama.
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Vivziepop can't even get one single wolf transformation right, get that PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A TRANSFORMATION AWAY FROM ME GRRRAHHHH FUCK OFF WITH THE LAME BLUE FLAMES TRYING TO MAKE YOUR CHARACTER LOOK HOT FOR THE ZOOPHILE/FURRIES WHEN VIVZIEPOP IS HAIRIER THAN FUCKING LOONAAAAA BITCH ASS CUNT WHO CAN'T MAKE AN EPISODE WITHOUT CRAMMING EDGY HUMOR AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARRGHHHHH IM FUCKING TURNI
NG TO A WERE WOL F
STOLITZ ISN'T EVEN WORTH BEING IN THE TRASH TOXIC YAOI CATEGORYYYYYYYY FUCKKKK
>>149194720 (OP)This kinda falls flat to me and just makes me very sad because didn't we literally have an episode where they refused to kill someone because the guy had a loving family? Why couldn't this have been such a scenario? Like why didn't Loona put a stop to this? She had a shitty life as an orphan but this guy has dedicated his entire life into giving orphans the best life possible and she wasn't more conflicted about killing him? What's gonna happen to the orphans now? How did Loona NOT think about that? Even with the guy getting scared of her, I don't see Loona just immediately trying to kill him. This short was so mean-spirited and for not great reasons
>>149196485this kind of shit is why im suprised helluva boss ever got past the pilot, infact im pretty sure this is just a rehash of an idea they already did with the 'oh but he's a good guy we shouldn't kill him' and then do or don't anyways.
>>149196518I already did, I was just in the middle of a transformation.
>>149196428It helped in the main show that most of their targets were shitty people already, like Martha’s family and the old rich guy who ended up in hell anyways, so you can view IMP in a slightly better light as protagonists.
>>149196561That's called puberty
>>149196485Because the target was straight and didn’t cheat, simple as!
>>149196291>"T-tada! .... so... what do you think?">"...">she winces, probably expecting you to scream>"This... this was a shitty idea, can we--can we pretend this never happened? I'm sorry, I just thought if--">and then you lock lips, startling her for a second before she leans into it, her eyes watering with ecstatic joy
>>149196950this here. the only people remotely satisfied with this sharted out short are the autists that use it as a flimsy excuse to write embarrassing greentext self-insert fanfiction.
>>149197003>kino self-insert fanfiction*
>>149194720 (OP)this entire shprt felt like it was write be the family guy writers.
this smell exact like the type pf joke late seasons family guy would do, just shock humor for the sake of it
>>149197021You only think that because you never developed a proper sense of shame
Children need to be bullied more
>>149196538>>149196589I felt like it could have been a great rehash if it was focused on Loona's history as being an orphan. But instead this short seems to pretty much ignore her history and I don't get why Loona WOULDN'T have second thoughts about killing this guy
>>149197130>You only think that because you never developed a proper sense of shameYour jabs are meaningless, I've seen the shit you people praise lmao
>>149197052That's because Viv is a huge fan of Family Guy humor, she said it herself at one point
>>149196291That bit was funny yeah but I was still too sad
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>>149194720 (OP)Gay demons can’t kill a gay guy because he has a family, but can kill Mr. Rogers after seeing all his crying adopted children, Millie was cheated outta that kill.
>>149197865Loona should knot Nona and give her a bunch of pups
>>149197917Loono is a gentleman. He'll wait until marriage to knock her up.
>>149196175>The Earth world seems to welcome and okay gay people and colored folks>Majority of them end up in Hell instead of heaven even though they "are doing nothing wrong except living".What did vivzipoopy mean by this stinky caca poopoo thought?
>>149196175And you come crawling everytime she opens her mouth
>>149198139Can't help but stare at the trainwreck.
>>149195978God she is so beautiful
>>149196950Loona would find this act disgusting. We already know Loona finds humans who sexualize her disgusting hence the show breaking the fourth wall about this. Kissing Loona during
>>149196291 would have her be confident enough to kill you because you are a sleazy degenerate.
>>149197130They are, it's called cyber bullying. On the topic of animals recently a well known fox youtuber killed herself due to bullying >>>/an/5006750
Bullying never went away it merely evolved.
>>149196291This is how Loona looks at the male character I ship her with.
>>149198179Because its all you have thanks to her
>>149198220Kissing wouldn't be the right move.
>>149198191>call her beautiful>touch her handThat's the type of affirmation she needs.
>>149198238Yeah, she really ruined the series and reduced it to this huh?
>>149197138If it was a full episode it would be karma if the human shows himself a better fatherly role model to Loona while Blitzo fails all the time and even better if its a random human who by sheer circumstance crosses paths with Loona and Blitzo so he wouldn't be a target.
I sincerely hope later on in Season 3 they reveal that Loona's blood family is not only alive but they are NOT bad and that the only reason they ever gave her to an orphanage is because of extreme situations such as destitution. Even better bring in Bee to destroy the contract that Blitzo has over custody of Loona. This would be a great way to hurt Blitzo.
>>149198191Shame about the syphilis from all the unprotected sex with strangers that is lore and canonical
>>149198292>great way to hurt Blitzo.Why would you want to see our protagonist hurt? You got some sorta mental issues where good people deserve to be hurt?
>>149198191Have you seen Loona's competition? Fridge fat body Toriel from Deltarune Undertale. Flat chest midget shit Judy from Zootopia. Flat chest pile of ugly art style shit Nicole from Gumball. And who can forger babes like......ugly art shit from Fosters, Adventure Time, Amphibia, Steven Tranny Dyke Universe, etc.
Loona became a modern Krystal for a new generation but she did it because she has no competition. Even a man who isn't furry you put him in a room with unattractive twat any given bitch from the last fifteen years or Loona and he's asked which is better looking? That man will say Loona. The only female characters that beat Loona are the few who are allowed to be attractive like Eve from Stellar Blade.
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>>149198351All that yet she’s still a round one jobber while the real queen of /co/ won in her first year
>>149198325What is this "our" business? Ours is too many people. No one considers Blitzo to be "good people" he's a rotten sack of trash in fact to quote Loona over Blitzo "Oh Blitz? He's ALWAYS a mess!" That's Blitzo.
Blitzo doesn't deserve any happiness. Even his own sister hates him and for good reason. Knowing Viv I get the impression Blitzo is going to cause a new disaster that leads to his sister's death. The point is Blitzo does so much harm that no one with brain cells likes him.
>>149198385The art style of this cartoon is awful, if you need off model art to make believe a female character is attractive then she is not attractive. And I reiterate since Jenny is a robot, who do you think most men will find attractive Jenny or Eve from Stellar Blade? The answer is Eve and if you want to get generous 2B from Nier Automata who is another robot babe.
>>149198395>Blitzo doesn't deserve any happiness. Even his own sister hates him and for good reason.Seems like you're projecting too hard and seeing yourself as Blitzo
Anyone have that one greentext of a priest fighting the imps?
>>149198419>shit taste.the post
>>149198457I prefer the Belmonts from Castlevania. They would be worthy opponents for the demons of this series. Maybe some Final Fantasy characters. For example did you know that in Final Fantasy 2 the main villain overthrows Lucifer and takes over Hell? That sounds better than a generic priest.
>>149198258It's hers to do with as she pleases. You're owed nothing and that's what you get. Yet you still crawl back to these threads
>Vivzieshart melting down over her cartoon getting criticized again
>>149198481The Belmonts are to overpowered and overkill it wouldn't even be a fight
Wew look at that thread nuke.
>>149198509>Anon having a mental breakdown that watching helluva boss is considered part of the best years of his life
>>149198509Yeah, it's weird how many shills came out of the woodwork today.
Loono in a speedo. A black one.
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>>149194720 (OP)WRITTEN BY LYLE?!
I thought IMP at least needed baseline justification, even if flimsy. They were ready to turn down a case before, when it seemed like a pointless act.
>>149198861I mean. Giving the audience a self-insert to romance Loona and then brutally killing him for shits and giggles is 100% up Lyle's alley. The fact that it was him makes me feel like it was probably intentional.
>>149199023That guy was happily married and a Mr. Rogers expy, no way he was a self insert
>>149199038Even a wholesome Mr.Rogers expy feels like, yeah that's 100% something Lyle would do. He's an old Newgrounds/Machinima voice actor. Taking someone that's considered a sacred pillar of wholesome chungus and brutally killing him while adding a bunch of crying orphans solely for comedic effect?
That's definitely something that would be right up the alley of old Newgrounds or Sanity Not Included
>claims he's been married for 74 years
>as in, still married to his wife
>but is also not wearing a wedding ring and looks like he's in his 30s-40s
Was genuinely waiting for the twist reveal that he was prolonging his life through some kind of demon pact. But considering he pulled a "pocket sand" maneuver and Vivzie wasn't confident enough in the reference to let it run without spelling it out for people, I'm just going to chalk it up to shitty writing (par for the course at this point).
>>149198385>a round one jobberYou realize that both /co/ and /v/ spite the popular furry characters out of the running as quickly as possible, yes?
>>149198599>why are you watching a show you like. You should only be here if you hate watching cartoons Millennials...
How would you write Stella's death scene?
>>149199217Dicked to death.
>>149199217Stolas having sex with Blitzo on top of her and she's smothered to death by gay sex
>>149199192>he likes this trainwreckLOL
>MillenialsThe oldest millenial is 43 so you're either pushing 50 or a zoomie. Either is embarrassing.
>>149199217Andre informs her that he'll be arranging a marriage for Octavia, to control the family wealth. Stella gets absolutely fucking furious, telling him she suffered a miserable arranged marriage with "Stol-ass" and she won't inflict that on her own daughter.
As she storms out in a rage, he coldly stabs her in the back with an ice dagger. He informs her that her cooperation is not required in this plan. She falls to the ground dying, and her last word is "Octavia..."
>>149199252>sets up Andre as the big bad>gives Stella a tiny drop of sympathy>lets Via hate her uncle even moreThis. I like this.
>>149199248I'm gonna predict his response.
It's either a real fast deflection, no response ever until an hour later when he thinks you are away, or he is going to try to argue up some nonsense of how people are too negative about a show that is free. Because free means you can't judge it's quality.
He'll reach for the bare minimum like they all do anon. Guaranteed.
>>149199252Given how rich people operate I assure you that if you try to do a I Reject Arranged Marriages bullshit you will be kicked out of the royalty to forced. The rich class takes the making of heirs extremely seriously even now in real life.
So Andrealphus making a betrothed for Octavia is doing what is expected. And if you think the story of Helluva Boss will end with...
And all the mean rich demons get killed off so that poor demons rule themselves.
You are an idiot especially since no way characters like Satan and Mammon will get killed off. They cannot die or be depowered. The notion that all the elites are kicked off their thrones by Blitzo would be bad writing EVEN for Viv. Andrealphus may be a wuss in this show but he has no business losing his affluent status and wealth.
>>149199338It wouldn't be about the toppling of the rich demons in general, just setting up Stolas and Octavia against Andre (who is an asshole)
>>149199217>Captured by the DHORKs.>Octavia begs Stolas and IMP to go save her.>They infiltrate the new DHORK HQ, but get captured.>Agents One and Two are done "Processing" Stella, who had been in their custody for a week, and moved on to the gang until someone - probably Striker - breaks in, frees the gang, and proceed to search for Stella.>Stolas finds her cell and, inside, her on the cusp of death.>She whispers something he can't hear well, and IMP finds him holding her.>Montage of them using the portal gate they have to escape back to Hell.>Octavia is at first happy to see them all, but then sees her father's grimace, and her smile falls.>Zoom out to show Octavia walking, pacing, then running to her father, whose still holding Stella.
>>149199217It's funny how half your responses are comedic and the other half are tragic. Really shows the different audiences for this show.
>>149199362And yet I don't want Andrealphus to lose. He may be a cunt but I just don't root for Stolas or Octavia. If both sides are scumbags I want the ending that causes the fans the most grief. So I want to see Octavia lose and suffer. This isn't about the show I just want the fans to be miserable with their only cope is their stupid fan fiction. Bonus if Viv derails Octavia as a character as well.
>>149199217No death scene. It will end with me showing her what true love is.
>>149199157It is a bit of that. Everyone forgets that what we'd now consider Deadpool or Family Guy humor was pretty much the humor style of the 2000s and early 2010s.
But it's moreso taking the piss than trying to reference thing in this case. If I'm right about Lyle's sense of humor. He did this because of how much people fawn over their childhood memories of Mr.Rogers. Hell, I'm surprised he didn't gun for Keanu considering I remember they actually made fun of how the internet sucks Keanu off on Oneyplays
>>149194720 (OP)It would've been cool as hell if he turned out to be a fallen angel and IMP simply got worn down/overpowered until they had to retreat.
>>149199090>>149199038>>149199023>>149198861>Lyle writes something >generic cringy edge>Zach and or Chris write something>Bizarre nightmare comedy that always lands
>>149199415Octavia doesn't deserve this.
>>149199371Dorks are way too moronic and incompetent to kill any demon. Even with the Cherubs supporting them they are all too incompetent.
>>149199313I predicted you would say that.
>>149199428Zach and Michael should write the next short.
>>149199438That's exactly the point, she's the character everyone agrees is innocent and that's why she needs to be ruined and then be forced to lose. This way the fandom will be left with nothing except their delusion fanfiction. That's what I want. I want to see this fandom become demoralized.
You can always have fan fiction but the canon will always say Octavia lost to Andrealphus. And that's good. Remember an unhappy fandom is a good fandom.
>>149199438But I need to see Octavia married to a low class farting obese garbage collector or someone who works in the filthy sewers. That would be a good fiancee for Octavia. I want Andre to pick the most disgusting male demon specimens to hurt Octavia's fandom. And I want her new husband to destroy all her musical artifacts so she can't have a hobby and put her to work like a lower class wife. I want to see the stress age her beyond her years. I need to see Octavia depressed and filled with despair and I want every attempt by Stolas to help her to fail. We NEED this.
>>149199474>I.M.P accidentally go to Smiling Friends Earth>Horrified
>>149199542A crossover could be kino.
>>149199421But they didn't make Rogers a bad person, just killed him brutally in the end, which was kind of their job. Only things slightly out of character was the sex talk and being shocked by Loona transforming, the latter of which could be explained by many things. Just having a wolf/dog suddenly in your face can be rather startling for a bit, lot of videos of that if you want a laugh, even of the owners themselves though usually if waking up suddenly.
>>149199447That's why I want them to be dangerous this time.
>>149198861He and Dex never should have moved on from SNI. Granted machinima dicked them over but still...
>>149199149They not be very popular if they get jobbed out by spite kek
>>149199673Why does Stolasfag hates Octavia so much anyway? Stolas is miserable without his daughter.
>>149195385Loona and to a degree, Blitz, did not immediately kill the guy, though. They still let him do his thing. Even Loona wanted to give him a dignified death but that ending was expected. Of course he's gonna freak out when she transforms.
>>149194720 (OP)This short did confirm that Loona has a good heart, a thing that has been hinted at in episode 1.
>I don't think they'd like the real me.More similarities to *another* character. But I won't delve into that because most anons here don't care about that.
>>149199871Which character would that be, anon?
This show is so fucking shit holy fuck
Angel Hare should had gotten a big time show than this shit, and yet I'm being honest
>>149199889>Angel HareNot with the enby shit they pulled, fuck that
>>149199905Better than this Vivslop at this rate.
>>149199915Yeah but you don't wanna use that as your bar
>>149199919Got any good better ideas? Because I know for damn well sure that this show is getting worse and worse.
>>149199428Usually the funniest moments you get out of Lyle are either personal life stories or him playing into something that Zack and Chris have already started so it makes sense.
He's great in terms of comedic voice acting and improv but he's typically someone who needs another voice to bounce off of. Zack and Chris work best when they have funny people to bounce
off of but both have proven to be funny presences on their own.
Zach actually managed to be funny in the presence of the charisma void that is H3H3 podcast, that shit takes talent.
>>149199883The character that acts like a snob and is constantly looking for approval from others, but deep down thinks he's not worthy of any of it and is scared of rejection because he sucks at almost everything he does, and sometimes is even surpassed in the things he's actually good at. Deep down he thinks he's dead weight.
>>149195978I feel like the guy could have been calm down if loona didn't shoot him, his reaction is understandable but she also kinda fumbled it shooting him, nothing could be done at that point.
>>149199994Loona is not that good with guns, it seems. Bad trigger discipline and the gun either only had two rounds or jammed.
>>149199217Octavia is crying on her death bed and stolas saves her using his powers (he somehow recovers) everyone goes their separate ways but Stella and Stolas are in good terms.
>>149199994A competent writer would tie that into her larger regret of the murdering business she and her father are in, along with the fact that they showed hesitance to kill in Sinsmas and M&M's pregnancy is going to make maintaining their business harder and harder. Emotionally and practically. Maybe even end the series with them finding a way to get out of the business.
But Viv won't do this. She and her team are incompetent.
>>149200023Girls are the cutest when they are almost retarded.
>>149199447The DHORKs aren't just generically incompetent. They're incompetent in a very specific way. I could easily see them managing to capture and contain Stella and then botching the interrogation and processing.
>usually just kill demons>few they do capture are either thrown in stasis pods or are terrified succubi and incubi begging for their lives>no idea how to torture a demon who isn't caving immediately>force her to watch veggietales and those televised masses for old shut ins>assume demons eat raw meat and filth so subject her to gourmet food>when it doesn't work they switch to fast food >try a method of torture that would only work on a mammal >one attempt is just eating a rotisserie chicken and making aggressive nonstop eye contact>scene where Stella gets fed up and starts pecking One and Two despite being tied up
My mind is just burnt out on what is happening in this world to even give a shit about this show anymore.
>>149199978I forgot pic because I'm retarded. But I think my description was spot-on. Their insecurities are pretty similar.
>>149200077Based as fuck.
>>149200023No, she is good with guns. The scene in this short is just inconsistent with her effortlessly blowing heads off of the DHORK agents with an advanced energy rifle.
It’s just inconsistent writing. If she’s meant to be bad with guns, then why doesn’t she use melee weapons, or just bite someone’s head off?
God FUCKING damnit how am I getting even more angry about this show by the minute?
>>149200089Yeah. Yeah I know.
All the furry women would be better off being internet OC’s instead of being tied to Vivzie’s bad writing.
>>149200082Exactly they are methodically incompetent. For example have the Dorks resolve their problem of entering Hell with the small portal by shrinking themselves but once they get to the other side they forget the gadget that will return them to normal size or they destroy it by being idiots leaving them shrunk in Hell. That's the kind of idiocy these characters are fueled with.
>>149200102>>149200102I said not *that* good. By your logic, the average goatfucker terrorist is good with guns. Almost anyone can use an already loaded rifle in a life-or-death situation. Just aim and press the trigger. Especially easy when you have multiple targets at close range and an automatic weapon, you are guaranteed to hit at least one target. But she's not good enough to have good trigger discipline or check for ammo or jammings. Moxxie would probably make fun of her for fucking up this badly on her first job in a long time.
So...what I'm gathering from my quick reading is that the short is about Loona bonding with a Mr. Rogers expy, she reveals her true form and he freaks out and she kills him?
I say it too much and too little: this sucks, man
>>149200322Trust me bro it's pure /hmofa/
>>149200082>>149200188To be fair to the DHORKS, they *did* capture two demons, three angels, and several cryptids.
>>149199690Stolasfags hate her because she dares to call him out on his bullshit instead of supporting his gay toxic relationship.
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>>149200047>M&M's soon-to-be-terminated pregnancyFtfy
>>149195978>>149196291Jesus Christ that was so fucking cute I want to vomit
:(
Someone draw a pic where he gets a second to acclimate to the shock and he gets her some ice cream or something later
>"WAAAAAH MY IMMIGRANT DADDY FROM A CHRISTIAN BACKGROUND WAS MEAN TO ME GROWING UP SO ANY STORY I PRODUCE AND DIRECT HAS TO HAVE SOME KIND OF A SELFLESS, KIND-HEARTED, MIDDLE-AGED, MALE FATHER FIGURE WHO GETS HORRIFICLY MURDERED BY THE REBELLIOUS, DEGENERATE, SELF-HATING PROTAGONIST OR HIS LIKE-MINDED SIDEKICKS"
>>149200322Do not forget, we are 3D creatures staring into a 2D world. They are 2D creatures who have never seen such things like Demons, or walking furries. To him, Loona might've looked like the scariest fucking thing in the entire world.
>>149200322She basically became a werewolf on him. Many would freak out thinking they're about to be brutally torn to shreds.
>me asf when the young hot goth chick turns into a fucking werewolf in front of me:
>>149200825He's a married man and she's a vulnerable orphan. He'd probably just ask to rub her ears
>>149200707Oh jog off. We aren't using that logic when nobody even blinks at the imps in plain view for a joke
We can't play it both ways
The disgrace has entered this thread.
>>149200656Dude I would obliterate her ass.
I see our resident animal is trying to make a case for AI sludge again.
>>149201031Anon pls you can do better.
>>149201072No man, I want her ass.
>>149201076Viv is slampig incarnate
>>149201102This guy gets it. I want her doing the keenie voice while I make her shudder and shake.
Rate my loona soap opera
>Loona real dad shows up
>He is tall and muscular but has the exact same fur color and pattern as loona
>Says he wasn't able to take care of loona which is why he give her in adoption
>He and loona bond
>Blitz has never been more angry in his life
>Eventually he accepts it for loona sake seeing how happy she is
>He ask loona to use her assassin skills for his business
>She accepts
>He was part of a mafia or something and trafficked kids
>She realizes some of the past victims are her orphan friends she hasn't saw in years
>She fights him and kills him
>Imp takes down child trafficking warehouse
>They were part of larger crime rings in hell/conspiracy drama
>>149201049He spent a ton of time trying to gaslight so now it's time for another one of his chimp outs. Just ignore him, fighting with a shit covered monkey just leaves you covered in shit.
>>149201076>>149201102>>149201130She does strike me as a freak in bed.
The show was good and had potential, the first season was proof of that, but the creative team put all their efforts into making things as bad as possible, I say where do they get these idiots from?
>>149200656I feel like half the anons here are half self inserting into the guy who got killed lol
Someone get Sandeep his meds
>>149201148That's certainly one way of putting it. He's too fargone for rational discourse, anyways; all petitions run off of him like rain water.
>>149201181Vivzie drove away everyone who had talent, and left only yes men in her wake. So there's nobody to rein in her ADHD / fujo impulses, which have overwhelmed all other aspects of the show.
Is this what it feels like to be surrounded by peasants?
>>149201389Peasants are interchangeable with Indians?
>>149201389I don't want a Stella redemption arc but I do want to see her do something sympathetic. Ideally caring for her daughter, but even having a loving romance would work. SOMETHING to make her interesting.
>>149201389Peasants at least do work.
>>149201412Even a simple trip to the mall with Octavia would be cute. Or better yet, the beach.
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Anyone got a full body reference of Viv's persona?
Oh good were Stella posting
>>149201389I do believe so
>>149201412How about something somber
>>149201429Absolute Dalits behavior
>149201440
Looks like I hit a nerve.
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I need more laughing Stella
>Captcha SWAMP
>>149201597I got you Anon
I too like this anons Stella collection.
>loona gets a better paying job as stella's assistent
>she helps stella get dicked down to get over stolas
>octavia gets an internship at blitz
>tries to be gay with loona whenever possible
i need these episodes
You heard your mother, Sandeep! Clean your room!
>>149199713Should have just killed him the same way as "Of Mice and Men"
>>149201748Which one of you is this? Or is this Sandeep?
>Not only is the ship unsuitable for self insertionI don't give a shit. I don't self-insert into any characters. If I wanted to self-insert to get off to any HB characters, I'll just go search for Stella, Verosika or Millie porn with a faceless human male.
>it also canonically makes no sense based off of their charactersIt makes more sense than you think if both characters let their masks fall off.
>Plus he is marriedNot for long if Millie betrays his trust.
>they are both super in love with each otherThey are in love with the idea they have of each other. Millie has shown several times that she doesn't actually trusts Moxxie with a lot of things. She enables his flaws and bad behaviors by telling him to just stick to what he's good at, never letting him out of his comfort zone. And Moxxie gets validation from Millie, something he desperately craves because of his deep-rooted insecurities.
>>149201929Bro, you're getting baited. If you think he's going to have a debate with you in good faith, you're sadly mistaken. Just let it die.
>>149201929Your take is so trash holy shit. He is clearly saying your ship fantasy is a crackship and that he'd rather see pics with anon and loona instead of loona and moxxie. Unbelievable this guy is trying to portray people who criticize his crackship as the crazy ones.
It's gonna be so weird when we go from this to the abortion/Loona rape flashback episode
>>149201966Figures. Guy can't let a thread die in peace.
Look LS, Other Anons have been through this.
Looxie will never happen and I'm honestly getting of seeing it and you putting way too much trust into the writers of this show.
I will say no more to avoid derailing the Thread.
Anyways Goodnight Anons and you too Schizo
>>149202012>Looxie will never happenWith Viv's writing, is it really wise to assume there's no chance of it happening? Actually no... that would be too creative for Viv, nevermind
>>149201988>>149202012See, this is what I meant earlier with the echo chamber stuff. You guys can't even engage with me in good faith. Apparently having a conversation about potential future plots of the show is off-topic, and me putting too much faith into the writers is bad. Despite what I've said in previous threads long ago, mostly in jest, I'm not going to become a bitter hater because the story didn't turn out the way I wanted. That's what you guys do.
>>149202087Have you guys ever considered that maybe it's not that I'm putting too much faith into the writers, but that you put too little faith into them? There are deliberate decisions being made for things like pic related. Moxxie is not just a butt-monkey. And Millie is not the perfect wife you think her to be. But, fine, I'll stop. Because you're not even willing to entertain my arguments.
god i just want to rescue loona and octavia from their miserable existence in this pathetic show
>>149201988>ship fantasy is a crackship>says as he defends a literal crackship involving a non canon self insert character
>>149196291>>149195978...Suddenly, I feel funny...
>>149201988>Loona being paired up with a character that actually exists is a crack ship!>Not Loona x literal blank slate self insert Loonafag though that’s fine
>>149202377>>149202432Go look at more loona x vortex porn, cuckold.
>>149202441>NTRNTRNTRNTRNTR out of NOWHERESelf insert KEKOLD…
>>149202279>Moxxie is not just a butt-monkey. Viv is having a hard time convincing me
>And Millie is not the perfect wifeI don't personally believe that. I think she's going to be portrayed as a really shitty wife anyway when the abortion arc comes along
>>149202441I'm not you. I actually despise most Loona ships, especially those involving Vortex, Bee, Collin, Gigi, and whatever shitty crackships Redditors enjoy, like Courage x Loona. I'm not even bothered by Anon x Loona. Waifufag in peace and stop bothering me with your shit takes.
>>149202466>Viv is having a hard time convincing meI believe the writers are very aware of how they've been treating Moxxie. It has been deliberate. Early Ghostfuckers leaks are more blatant with it.
>I think she's going to be portrayed as a really shitty wifeWell, hiding a pregnancy from your loving husband and aborting without telling him is a very shitty thing to do.
This is probably a Johnny Bravo situation where most of the jobs IMP get are completed without much hassle because the only episodes we get that are strictly about them assassinating humans are episodes where the assassination does not go according to plan, they mistakenly believe that the kid they shot wasn't the intended target, the seemingly lovely family is in actuality brutally sadistic, the target is a horrible person about to kill himself but his suicide attempt thwarted by the Cherubs, etc.
This is infuriating, why is the narrative of this show serialized when it'd work better episodic?
>>149202536Nice. Slowed it down 50%
>>149202592>why is the narrative of this show serialized when it'd work better episodic?Because Viv and Brandon decided the show it's going to be a soap opera. Now the missions are relegated to the shorts.
>they mistakenly believe that the kid they shot wasn't the intended targetThe pilot was supposedly never canon anyway.
Gorgeous girl.
>sunset
>sitting side by side, your arm around her shoulder as she leans into you and rests her head on you
>>149201049Who wants to be she's the mother of Glitz and Glam?
>>149201419Get up Stella. Get up and fight you lazy bum!
>>149202645The canonicity of the pilot is irrelevant to me listing the pilot as an example of how the only assassinations that entire episodes revolve around are episodes where the assassinations don't go according to plan.
>>149199871The morality of these characters is basically irrelevant at this point, for all intents and purposes they have no real personalities, beliefs, or values outside of what the writers want them to have in that exact moment. Come next episode Loona will be driving a semi truck through a crowd of elderly nuns, orphaned kittens, and occupied NICU incubators while complaining about all the blood on the windshield.
Where the fuck are cops
Why is everyone okay with a bitch going to kill a guy with a GUN
Is this taking place in Detroit?
Helluva Boss's biggest problem is that it has no worldsense. You can say whatever you want about the writing or the characters but the biggest failing it has is its almost nonexistent worldsense.
>>149201510>>149200707>this is how he saw Loona look like from his perspective No wonder that guy freaked the fuck out
>>149203262>worldsenseWhat does this mean? Is it another word for World Building?
>>149203188Nah, New Jersey.
>>149203301You know, worldsense. You should know what worldsense means.
>>149203301I think he mean the world feels extremely lazy and empty, it has all these interesting concepts that even /co/ thinks could be cool but does fuck all with any of them to focus on a shitty soap opera story.
>>149203301I would assume so. And yeah its an issue. We're multiple seasons into this and we still haven't had any major human or angel characters (the cherubs and agents have only appeared twice so far) or gained any real insight into how this world works outside of hell.
When is Loona getting her own show?
>>149203424As the sinner-centric show, Hazbin should have had a freshly dead sinner in the main cast to explain shit about Hell to, and by extension to the audience. Helluva, which spends much more time in the living world, could develop that.
Did any of you consider that perhaps Viv & co browsed this board and saw all your gay-ass
>Loona deserves a human bf.
>hmofa
>LOONA BELONGS WITH ANONN E. MOUSE!!
spam and decided to make fun of all of you, specifically?
Did Vivzie consider that everyone saw her gay-ass
>FUCK RELIGION
>HUMANS ARE RETARDS
>STOLAS DID NOTHING WRONG
>I HATE MY DADDY!!
show and decided to ignore everything that doesn’t revolve around the hot furry girls?
>>149199415You know that’s not going to happen
You guys actually watch the show? I just commission lewds of the characters and follow porn artists.
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Are people really that horny for the fat fangirl over Loona AND the tranny sister?
>>149203933That's not all that different from some games and such.
>>149203153>they have no real personalities, beliefs, or values outside of what the writers want them to have in that exact momentyes, that's the big problem with this show.
>Come next episode Loona will be driving a semi truck through a crowddon't give them ideas, 50% of the crew probably read these threads
>>149200542I want a post episode scene of him as an angel visiting Loona to apologized for haw he acted and stressing her out.
And that he'll be waiting for her up above.
>>149203957she's in
>humanform for 90% of it, and it's the least fun ep of the shorts.
i saw the freakout come from a mile away, the other only real joke in it was the "exclusively oral sex with my wife for 72 years" one, maybe half a point for the pocket sand
>>149203957>slampig fangirlYes. You have no idea how many men would kill for that kind of woman.
>>149200302Incorrect. She’s not panicking in the situation with DHORKs. She’s firing the thing on semi-auto, and snapping to each target to dome them in less than like half a second. She’s not wildly spraying at all. Technically speaking, in that one scenario, she’s more efficient and accurate than any Marine I’ve seen, and is even better than people trained in CQC since in almost every scenario, their targets are in a smaller degree of fire, and they aim center mass.
>>149204085Just like Elmer Fudd when he actually gets on target.
Loona is built for human men (Anon Y. Mous in specific).
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Helluva boss but good
>>149194720 (OP)I like how I honestly can't even bring myself to watch this short. Even the discourse around it seems very sparse.
>>149203957The fact that this short couldn't get to million views in a few hours honestly is pretty crazy compared to what came before. It really feels like HB is on it's downturn now after the clusterfuck that was Season 2. I can't even bring myself to watch that short. Wonder how many other people feel the same way. It all just feels so empty.
>>149203957You know a short that's been out for 9 months will naturally build more views than one that's been out for a day right?
>>149196485He was white and thus probably said the N word at some point in his life.
>>149201389I want her to CRUSH me.
>>149203873>Did Viv considerNo. She never does.
>>149203957To be fair, they stealth dropped this out if nowhere lol. All the previous shorts were secheduled and heavily advertised, it's gonna take a few days for the views to roll in
How does our beloved Hootgame Anon comfort Loona after she comes back from this ordeal?
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>>149202266Thinking about writing Loona x Mr Wriggles
Mostly because I think is hot and to make Blitzo mad
I hate millennial cartoonists. God I hope my generation isn’t this bad
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>>149204274Ship him with Sheboona
>>149204284Skibidi bibidi, zoomer boy
>>149204285I need context on who tf Sheboona is
>>149204214I unno. Stuff like ADC makes these ultra popular, and merchandisable animations like Helluva Boss seem like it should be making gangbusters every episode.
Yet even their non shorts only get up to 10s and teens compared to their earlier stuff.
>>149201992I still think that the idea of Loona getting raped when she was living in the dog orphanage is too much, even for Viv
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I can fix her. No, that's not it. She can fix me.
Would Anon kiss Loona first, or would Loona kiss Anon first?
>>149204442would you fuck her missionary, doggy, or pitbull fucking an independent single and strong female?
On one hand, they're actually doing their job again, so I can't complain. On the other hand, this feels on-brand for what Helluva Boss is now, so it doesn't feel good nir satisfactory. I think the guy would've been less afraid of Loona if they had her clearly spell it out that she was a literal Hellhoubd, before transforming. His panic is fully understandable, but having a guy like him go into a complete panic so suddenly feels as if they wanted him to scream and cuss like every other character. Which would've just shat all over his previous orphan scenes, which jt seemed to do already.
In other words, this feels like a modern "Family Guy" joke.
>>149198059Lgbtq have persecution complexes (probably brought on by liberal gaslighting portraying non-liberals as people willing to off every non-straight with wild abandon just for existing), on top of the OTHER mental illnesses they have.
>>149204447>doggy while hugging her tail and inhalingImagine.
>>149204445Both at the same time.
>>149204447However she wants it. Now...the chubby bitch who ran the adoption kennel...I'd storm her office, throw her down on her stomach on the desk, bite the nape of her neck and doggy-style her into a blissed-out, drooling wreck.
Was there anyway to kill that guy without making Blitzo look like a jealous prick and complete asshole? I know that's what he is, but having him around feels like it drags the premise down.
>>149204273I'd assume it'd just be a quiet day at home with talk of feelings and perhaps cuddling.
>>149204284...you realize half Vivziepops fanbase is Zoomies right? Your generation is eating the gay trauma slop up the most lol, most of the big HB/Hazbin fan content channels on youtube were run by literal highschoolers lmao
>>149194720 (OP)Why the pocket sand doesn’t work here like in King of the Hill
>It’s based purely on a reference, and will never be as funny as the original>we see Dale put sand in his pocket, and for the most part when first viewing, you don’t know the exact purpose for doing this until it comes time. There was no indication of Mr Rogers putting or keeping sand in his pocket>Dale yelling “Pocket Sand” is funny. Mr Rogers just throws the sand>In Dale’s case, it actually works, which is why it’s funny. In Mr Roger’s case, it doesn’t do anything except call back to the reference.
>>149204512Exactly, I'm wondering if this was originally meant to be part of the first set of shorts, because this feels incredibly tone deaf after the season finale
>Loona is an orphan
>still tries to kill a man that was evidently shown to be the only good thing in a lot of orphans’ lives, and allows Blitzo to just brain the guy
I like how this will never be followed up on or potentially cause Loona to have a conflict of morality in the show because this is a short.
>>149196291Anon, stop. My heart can't take it.
>>149204725Normally I'd be of the opinion of, "They're suppossed to be demons, they should act like ones", but with the show has written them, it doesn't work anymore and feels like one of the several shortcomings of the show. Crude humor with a violent, 'we gottem' punchline that's lackluster. It especially feels off with how seriously the show takes itself sometimes with some of the topics it covers, poorly.
Now that I think about it some more, is this just a 'Fuck Loona' short or not?
>>149204442you can fix each other
>>149204442>>149204955What if you got together but acknowledged that savior complexes were bad for the relationship and instead maintained healthy boundaries with a supportive network of platonic friends to manage a balanced life?
Everyone has all their waifu fantasies but you could be the first to have "and these two were the best man and maid of honor, to our surprise they clicked so well, they became a loving couple themselves, they're so close to us we named them the godparents in case anything happened. Of course, we intend to live and enjoy life with our beautiful bouncing children and not just these two but all the amazing friends that we've shared life with!" fantasies
>>149204683Why does it work
>It made me laughTbh I didn't know it was a reference
>>149205119... how young and/or retarded are you to not know it was a reference? Even then he didn't even pull it out of his pocket, the entire joke hinges on you getting the reference.
>>149205148I just don't like king of the hill, as of the joke, I disagree, the joke comes from him having such an unusual form of self defense, him waiting until he is practically dead to use it and just the situation
It's just something funny for me
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>>149204683>>149205119>>149205148>>149205227i thought he just grabbed a handfull of dust as he was laying on the ground and threw it at her?
less ”haha funny sand in your eyes moment” and more ”last desperate attempt at putting something between you and a monster thats going to kill you”
it came across as very real in that regard, not funny, not a reference, just a guy fighting for his life
>>149205227You are extremely easily entertained if a joke that relies solely on reference can entertain you without you even understanding the reference.
>>149205264You must be pretty miserable if you don't think simple things can be funny, I prefer to be me than (you)
>>149205301Say to my face you punk bitch
>>149205301Ah, flowers of algernon.
>>149205316To my face you punk bitch
>>149205301Ah, flowers for algernon.
>>149205321Fuck off punk bitch
>>149205339Your face too ugly punk bitch
Your face ugly punk bitch
>>149198385...is this Jinu?
>>149205257Gotcha Loony
LAST RESOR-
You see th-
>>149204285>Mr. Wrigglers: "S-S-Sheboona we shouldn't-">Sheboona: "Don't worry you haven't signed the adoption papers yet so is not wrong">Mr. Wrigglers: "I'm married! a-and I'm old and you are young you can easily find a boyfriend-">Sheboona plants a kiss on the man's mouth silecing him>Sheboona: "I did~ come on daddy I know your wife haven't given the special treatment you deserve so how about let me fix that?">Mr. Wrigglers: "Don't call me daddy like that it feels... Wrong.">Sheboona: "Really?">She points at the man's bulge>Sheboona: "You seem to like it~">Before Mr. Wriggler can protest again Sheboona quickly pulls him into a deep kiss. He tries to push her back but slowly starts to embrace her touch and her kiss>Meanwhile Blitzo and Loona watching from the window>Blitzo: "Holy shit this feels straight out of a porno">Loona: "... Could... Could we film this?">Blitzo: "Great idea Loonie this is prime blackmail material">Loona: "Haha yeah blackmail that's what I was thinking totally"
IM GONNA CRAP!
>Posts AI Slop
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as it turns out. the vidya selection in hell is lacking. what games do you show off to them?
Does Loona watch King of the Hill or is she meme-savvy?
>>149206122Dark Souls II.
The Xbox 360, Non-Scholar of the First Sin edition.
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>>149206122The Donkey Kong Country games, all of which hold a special place in my heart. They aren't fresh to me, but they would be to Loona, and it'd be fun to let her take the lead, discover things on her own, experience the soundtracks for the first time...
And of course, her screaming at the TV during the more bullshit levels. It'd be hard not to laugh...
>>149203873>FUCK RELIGIONBased. Religion is for retards
>HUMANS ARE RETARDSIt's true.
>STOLAS DID NOTHING WRONGThe show never frames it that way. Ironically, saying shit like this proves that you are retards incapable of critical thinking.
>I HATE MY DADDY!!Why do you retards think she has daddy issues?
>>149206295>The show never frames it that wayso what? do you need someone to tell you how to breathe too?
>>149206295Posts you can smell.
>>149206295>Why do you retards think she has daddy issues?If practically every character has daddy issues, then it's safe to assume that the creator likely has the same issues.
Also, you're being purposefully obtuse.
>>149204683>>149205148>>149205264>>149205316Holy shit shut the fuck up you BOOMER. The pocket sand was FUNNY on its own.
>>149206295This. I feel like I'm in a geriatric bible study half the time in these threads. They really picked the wrong IP to latch onto all things considered.
>>149206295>The show never frames it that wayThe show literally bends itself backwards to make Stolas look innocent
>Cheating on his wife?Oh she is a bitch so Stolas is innocent
>Blitzo dislikes Stolas because he feels like he is being usedStolas cries like a bitch and acts like the victim even tho Blitzo is the lower class that has to have sex to keep his business afloat. And before you bring up the asmodean crystal Stolas only gave it because he expected something in return
>Octavia leaving Stolas because she is tired of his drama?She gets painted as being in the wrong for not liking her Dad false promises
The whole Apology Tour episode literally frames as Blitzo being the only in the wrong and Stolas is just an uwu sad baby that wants love
Blitzo may be a piece of shit but he gets shat on for it
Stolas just gets special treatment from the writers
>>149206361Not that anon but you smell like a fucking TikTok kid GTFO with your zoomer insults and come up with something worth two shits
>>149206374The funny thing is that with how the creator treats the female characters you would think she has mommy issues
Almost all female character in Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel gets pushed to the side and when they get importance is just to be emotional for the male characters or just be evil
If the hazbin leaks are true that means Vivzie decided to make Lilith a big symbol of feminism into a villain and the embodiment of evil into a woman
>>149206473Ah, but that's not borne from mommy issues; that's borne from her fujo mindset. In their fics, women are always depicted as obstacles, orbiters, pure evil, etc.
>>149206430NTA
>Cheating on his wife? >Oh she is a bitch so Stolas is innocent This one is true, but I hope they will fix it by giving Stella more character next season
>Blitzo dislikes Stolas because he feels like he is being used >Stolas cries like a bitch and acts like the victim even tho Blitzo is the lower class that has to have sex to keep his business afloat. And before you bring up the asmodean crystal Stolas only gave it because he expected something in returnThe whole conversation is Stolas being a complete asshole and Blitzø just thinking about things the wrong way, Stolas made the relation about sex completely and didn't give time to Blitzø to get used to the feelings part.
I didn't see the whole scene as Stolas being framed as the good guy and I don't think it was the intent
>Octavia leaving Stolas because she is tired of his drama? >She gets painted as being in the wrong for not liking her Dad false promises She is never painted as in the wrong lmao, the only thing that could make you think she is in the wrong is seeing stolas crying about her and even then those scenes are just to represent that her daughter getting away from him is his fault, there's a scene on the episode where stolas directly tells himself "HOW COULD I ABANDON MY FAMILY FOR THIS FANTASY?!?" what more do you want lmao
>>149206473>She is a misogynist because she writes evil women charactersIs this a real take or are you guys trolling
Could we use AI against Sandeep?
Make the Helluva Boss characters take a dump on Ghandi or eat a cow or something?
>>149206430>>149206559I hate muh cheating is a always bad fags. Stella didn't even try to be a good wife. Imagine defending femoids this badly. If Stolas was straight you would be self inserting into him because at least he would be getting good pussy outside of his dead marriage.
>>149206614I am Sandeep as you all know and I think it's sad as fuck that you're that obsessed with a fag like me, even if I use AI and spam it
>>149206295>all these triggered replies.
>>149206622Why are you defending Stolas so much, young buck? What's in it for you?
>>149206635No I am sandeep, stop impersonating me.
>>149206676Incredible the men ITT support Stolas being stuck in a shitty failed arranged marriage that neither of them ever wanted.
>>149206685They're simps, plain and simple. They backstab their fellow man if it means getting in the good graces of a good looking femoid. They put femoids on a pedestal and excuse their shitty behavior.
>>149196458TFag is just losing his mind over here.
>>149206581They're retards larping as critics.
>>149206722Yeah pretty much man, shit is disgraceful.
>they are christians unironically >support involuntary arranged marriages>hate violence>hate AI>condemns giving money to human artists >mildly negative towards porn yet jerk off to porn >despise pocket pussies because of the lack of muh human connection>condemn chasing women as the substitute for pocket pussiesShit is mind boggling, tired of sharing a board with them.
>>149206766>hate AI>despise pocket pussies because of the lack of muh human connectionAh. Of course.
>>149206833Case in point, truthful and factually laden bait deployed, got a bite. Kys christcuck.
>>149206852Mind broken seethe
>>149206744Super triggered
>yes, shit...thank you
>thank you so much
>that might be just what I need to buss
>cause I'm bussing
>IM BUSSING
>UUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>149206839Not even Christian, my man. I don't believe in organized religion. I do, however, have a moral compass, and although I do agree with some of what you say -- women do indeed have major issues -- you injure your arguments with prepubescent, nihilistic twaddle.
>>76058085/hhg/ is raiding us.
>>149203153You can apply that logic to *any* show.
>>149204085She's firing in bursts. But whatever, I don't care anymore about her supposed competence with guns when her terrible trigger discipline was what caused her to fumble with Wrigglers.
>>149206295>>149206647>>149206839Vivziepoop is not going to fuck you btw
>>149206958>>>/trash/76047737/hhg/ is raiding us it's obvious.
>>149207002Looks to me like it's just one person trying to stir the pot.
I am 80% certain that the raid accusations are the AIfag samefagging in an attempt to actually manufacture a raid. Don't fall for it.
Sandeep has called reinforcements
>>149207030That's what it looks like to me as well. The fact he's in both threads is telling.
>>149207051Why won't he leave?
>>149207051Yep, he's not even hiding it either. He must have gotten really tilted. Anyways, don't fall for him trying to use you as his personal army.
To any Art fellas here, is there a decent, free animation program available? I wanna do some HB and HH stuff
>>149206722You know what's worse than being a simp? Being an incel.
>>149207117>incelOh no no no no
Imagine sharing view points with libtards.
>>149207144Says the guy who shares viewpoints with goat rapists.
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>>149207089I mean, do you think he has anything better to do? His life literally revolves around jacking off, instigating fights and generating / posting AI crap.
>>149207091Won't happen. I'm aware his little game relies solely on our participation.
>>149207144I do agree that the term means little nowadays, given its misuse. That said, its usage here is apt, since you legit can't get any women, and seem to think of them as mere objects by which to satisfy your -- and I quote: insatiable lust.
>>149207165I thought Indians were cow rapists?
>>149207116I think Medibang and Krita are pretty good
>>149207211>since you legit can't get any women, and seem to think of them as mere objects by which to satisfy your -- and I quote: insatiable lust.This describes most anons in these threads, including (You)
>>149207214I'm talking about Islamic fundamentalists.
>>149207270Just because I hate christcucks doesn't mean I side with mudslimes. Jewish fairy tales are dooming mankind.
>>149196291>Loona will never look at you like this>No girl will ever look at you like thisThis shit got me looking into Helluva ASMR trying to feel something. Does Vivzie enjoy our suffering
What if Loona was Mind Raped into being a good, sweet girl...
>>149207328He thought I was you. These people are paranoid schizos.
I mean, the guy will go the heaven, and no matter how much Viv tries to deny it, he will be happy there, because it's better than hell.
>>149207349There's been a multi day melty here lately
>>149207030>>149207051>>149207211I will not have my thunder stolen by AIfag or whoever this is. You're all brown. I'm too based
>>149207381And to think... it all began with onahole shilling.
>>149207438What? Nifftytrans that you?
>>149207467>Stellafag is a trannyThis would explain so much.
>>149207467>NifftytransNot sure how you came to that conclusion, though it seems awfully specific.
>>149207343somewhere under all the trauma I think she already is
>>149196291>men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting!
>>149207847Its a pussy simulator like dildos are cock simulators
>>>/jp/49577004
Can you fuck faces stay off /hhg/? Thanks.
>>149207937That's gross. Why would anyone have that.
>>149207945Because they're too incompetent to use their hands, and they can't land a real woman, not even the ones on the streets. Either the dude is ugly to the point that not even whores want to touch him, or he's putting in zero effort.
>>149195978https://youtu.be/yS2KyK3pqj4?si=3c_ZgC5XY0asqLZN&t=123
>>149207945Because it frees you from needing to pretend to like women as people and do a whole song and dance if you want your dick wet. It makes it so you can take it or leave it.
>>149207292You may not be siding with them, but you do seem to share their views on women.
>this place brags about being better than hhg for conversation about the show
>It's literally a twitter reply chain argument and shitty banter the entire thread
You niggers lied to me
>>149208045Bro, c'mon. It'll never be the real thing. Nor will the sex bots you fantasize about.
I don't know why I'm bothering to be cordial with you, but I'll do so just this once. Let me start by saying that I'm painfully average. And by that, I mean, I don't look as though I've leapt out of a store catalog. I'm a 5/10, through and through. And yet, even I've managed to schlick a woman. Hell, I've even given out a couple of handies to guys. If I can do it, so can you.
>>149208202Speaking of Twitter chains
>>>/trash/76059768
>How would you writer Stolas’ death scene?
>>149208226I don't get it. I've had sex with real women and I've banged onaholes. The onaholes are a better physical experience than like 3/4s of the women and is an equivalent experience to like 1/4. If women can ride their dildos because most guys give them the ick and chad won't text her back, then I can bang onaholes cause I don't feel like going bar and club crawling again.
>>149208254Your entire thread is a twitter chain
>>149199252If only the writers were this capable...
She's a Brazilian soap opera villain and will have a Brazilian soap opera villain ending, which means that:
a. Stolas will prove his innocence and be restored to royalty while Stella and Andre will be banished to living in the slums, probably resorting to prostitution to survive
b. Stolas will prove his innocence and be restored to royalty; Stella, Andre and Stryker try out one last assassination attempt on them and I.M.P. kills them somehow
>>149208302That's fine and dandy, but does that necessitate going apeshit in threads when people don't agree with you, either on this topic or that of AI? I mean, what do you get out of it?
>>149208385I don't, people go apeshit over people referencing it, you guys should take a page out of these guys' book
>>>/trash/76055523
>>149208375/co/fags are posting there. Look at the replies to that post. They're /co/ regulars.
>>149203870I hope it's true, because the show itself has cratered in quality so much that the best entertainment is seeing Vivzie's meltdowns over seeing her fans enjoy aspects of her "art" that she never intended. Plus, if she's openly starting to write out episodes specifically to spite parts of her fanbase, then it's a bright sign that she's accelerating the total implosion of her empire. If she's starting to get comfortable shitting on fans for X, then she'll grow bolder about shitting on them for Y and Z. And the moment her diehard sycophants realize she's motivated by doing the OPPOSITE of what they want, they're going to dump her for good.
So, yeah. She lost either way. It would be incredible to think a little hmofa fanfiction got under her skin so badly she has to passive-aggressively attack it.
>>149203957Holy shit Helluva Boss fell off REALLY hard man lmao.
>>149208435>cratered in qualityHas it? The swap from hell focus to some sort of soap opera romance is so extreme it's more like a bait and switch than a quality decline.
I hope its revealed she delegates all her actual work to fly demons.
Does Loono wear boxers or briefs?
>>149208274He fell down some stairs
I just feel pity for Loona at this point
Her life is miserable as fuck and there's nobody she can rely on to make it better and its going to get worse before it gets better
>>149206676You are either arguing with:
A). Stolasfag, who is a pedophile who was banned from /trash/ of all places for posting shota porn of Stolas. He’s been here for years talking about how Stolas is a MGTOW icon and dindu nuffin as well as a self admitted gay schizophrenic Mexican Canadian. He’s hated by all- Stolas haters, Stolas lovers, and neutral folk.
B). The Looxie Schizo, another Stolascuck who parrots all of the aboves opinions and is speculated to be the same faggot.
I ship Collin and Loona because I think they'd be cute together.
>>149208626Paranoid schizophrenics often make imaginary enemies.
These threads have completely imploded holy shit
>>149206473>>149206545Women hate other women, does it need to be said again?
>>149208603>speculated to be the same faggot.Yes, as I'm aware. The use of 'femoid' earlier was another giveaway. I'm also of the opinion that all three of our resident schizos are one in the same. I gave LS the benefit of the doubt last night; however, with him and 'Sandeep' posting one after the other for hours now, I'm convinced that I was right, and this is just one troubled indiuvidual having a massive crashout.
>>149208655Thank you for your sacrifice, good sir.
>>149208439Those are the shorts views, 2 million in a day for the latest short is not bad at all lmao
The episode still pull 20 million views or smth like that
>and this is just one troubled indiuvidual having a massive crashout.
LMAO peak delusion.
I just wanna go back to how the threads were before but I think the well has been poisoned too badly
>>149208755You brought this upon yourselves.
>>149208755POISONED? POISON™ IM DROWNING IN POISON™
THIS IS NOW A HAZBIN GENERAL FUCK OFF HELLUVAFAGS
>>149208741Is there a reason, then, why you're agreeing with the 'AIfag' all of a sudden? Even going as far as to attack others at the same time he is?
>>149208707Why do people say femoid anymore? Foid is a much more comfortable made-up slur.
I legitimately don't know why people blame one guy. I'm shitting on people rn and have no idea who AIfag is.
>>149208808Like just yell it right now, with anger
FOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDSSS!!!
It feels good, none of the feeemuhoid limp-wristed syllable stuff, foid is a term of full HATE. Hate of the worm-aligned, the bourgeois of the genders. It's a word of incel WAR, not this begging derivative. Slay the Foid, Rape the Foid, that's a call to war on the drums of Elliot Roger.
>>149208755I liked it when we talked about hootgame. That was nice.
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>>149208716>The episode still pull 20 million views or smth like thatAdorable.
>>149208799You are really desperate to single out your enemies. It's rather sad.
>>149208891Yeah, it has more views, and?
>>149208837>>149208808Oh I just realized, it sounds like VOID too, as in like this isn't even a valid gender to speak or be found equal, just porn creatures that haven't been dumbed down and cloned en masse.
That's the true incel endgame, to make women as plentiful and discardable as internet porn. People don't want stable relationships, they want the new enslavement paradigm, where they're made in a domestic cattle gender to use and abuse and re-use, ripping out the rights to bear humans, only birthing more slaves to fuck. Valid citizens wouldn't be birthed by a mother, they'd be made in liberating facilities that ensure strong genetics and high strength and intelligence, able to sate their physical lusts on the disposable foid class, mass produced and brain retarded. The Men of that age could be Patriots of such a world, fighting for the right to conquer more foids for the nation's collective harem, trading foids like cards, scanning clones to use and dispose mid-coitus, Men ripping the heads off of foids as other foids in his bounty touch themselves to programmed lust for such ferocity, and I wonder if this will be enough to get a three day.
>>149208884Maybe things will calm down eventually. I really liked whoever tied in Hootgame with Slay the Princess.
>>149208930Fuck off pressured you hhg spy
>>149208930I think I missed that thread. I take it that’s where the demon form anon I’ve seen a little bit of last thread came from?
>>149208891I swear helluva boss mostly only has the early adopter and furry bonus going for it. Although the songs in hazbin were pretty damn good.
>>149208965Why is Stewie here
>>149208965Yeah and it was pretty neat
>IMP Game.
>You can customize your character between various races, each one having a bonus reputation with your chosen people and one negative rep against their natural opposite.
>You can be Imp, Succubi/Incubi, Shark, Capra, Goetia, and other.
>Please select your character
>>149209089Lazy goat demon
>>149208603>The Looxie Schizo, another Stolascuck who parrots all of the aboves opinions and is speculated to be the same faggot.and is speculated to be the same faggot.Things like these are why I will never take your pseudo-intellectual drivel seriously. Come back to me when you actually want to argue in good faith.
>>149207315>Helluva ASMRthis exists?
>>149208633Where is this from?
>>149209156The Full Moon.
>>149208686anons ignore schizos challenge
warning: impossible
>>149196202Like
>>149196393 says, she still agreed to animate that safe-edgy garbage that goes against the ''Right People'', so there you go, stop defending her, Vivzieshill
>>149208755Thats what happens when you crash out over AI
>>149209175They reply to themselves if you ignore them the game was rigged from the start
>>149209321Schizophrenic take right here
>>149209220God bless the son of God.
>praise rabbi yeshua
>crusty kang
>>149209321removing the IP counter was a mistake
>>149209144Yes, and it's fucking good.
Want some?
>>149209491Thread is deader than their brain cells.
>>149209380Yes, anon. Yes I do.
>>149209510As the resident ASMR addict that has been listening to this stuff since it was once called "Whisper Hypnosis" back in 2010, I've seen many fandoms embrace ASMR. Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel has provided me with plenty of good content. Since it's so fucking hot, have an appropriate one.
https://youtu.be/GwTCiSPByuc?si=1lBZeKAXXLI_OXyt
>>149209505Good to see these cunts get BTFO once, sick of their shit talking, sick of their infinite contrarianism and christian coded circle jerking.
>>149209525>charlie and not the loona girlfriend experience didn't expect that.
>>149209527They're no better than the people they oppose. They have an astounding lack of self-awareness.
>>149209541Did you want a Loona? I could go find one.
This thread needs more octavia
>>149198103There literally wasnt any twist about him. Dude was legitimately Ned Flanders.
>>149209614Go for it, anon. I love that dog.
>>149209615(The Monkey's Paw curls)
>>149209619I am indifferent to the dog, but I won't pass up a share of the ASMR.
https://youtu.be/EkcxkbbuQjE?si=ELqI_21LwLFf7q3L
>>149204274He's a happily married man! He would never!
>>149209634>Stolas falls from grace and gets exiled to the lower class>Octavia loses hope and falls in a depression >Anon is too busy studying magic to notice>She searches for attention/love in dark places, where the pimp finds her>Starts to slowly sink his claws into her>Eventually anon comes to his senses and realizes hes been neglecting his friend/crush>Goes looking for her>Sees pic relatedWhat would anon do?
Lose his shit and start pulling him limb from limb?
Give in to apathy and let things be as they are?
Go find stolas and warn him?
>>149194720 (OP)If this show was well written, incidents like this would probably haunt her mind and make her start questioning the morality of what she and IMP are doing. Like at first she was pretty apathetic and okay with killing people (she is born and raised in Hell after all). But then shit like this happens were they mercilessly kill a legitimately good person just to get some cash that his retard dad will waste on pony figurines later, she would probably start having actual guilt.
>>149209382>Literally the only dude to call her a hottieDoes he deserve her?
Thoughts on the Loona ASMR?
>>149209745Viv forgot about him, and he disappeared from the show. He should have been there with Loona, Gigi, and Russ.
>>149209616But Ned Flanders is the devil.
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>>149194720 (OP)How come whenever I’m not present, not only do the lessers (mostly Stellakek) obsess over me, but also they spread that dumbfuck lie about me being banned from /trash/? Has it even occured to you all people, mostly queer men, are finally speaking up for Stolas? /co/ has been garnering less attention now the MCU is asleep so the trolls are also asleep. It’s not that difficult. Most people on /co/ are MGTOW, like Stolas, are queer, or hate Stella. Not all of it is me. As for Sandeep and Looxie? Not me. Just stop with that shit. I leave to defend Jax in the recent episode from Ragabitch simps and this is what happens behind my back? I hope you fags rot.
As for the episode? Meh. I disliked it. It had moments, I personally don’t care if straight men die, but Mr. Wriggles seemed genuinely kind- it kinda made me bummed.
>>149209637That's the stuff, thanks anon.
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>>149209527I can see most people who hate Helluva being Christians and women, you’re correct. I’m not sure which I hate more. I wish they’d fuck off out of threads of shows met for male victims of abuse and queer men.
>>149209874Holy shit, it's the real Stolasfag. Is it true that you hate Octavia?
>>149209842Honestly would love of gag of Mr Wriggles being in Hell and his sinner form being super scary and powerful, but the only reason he's in hell is cause he said damn once decades ago (which is extra funny given how even angels swear like sailors in the vivzieverse). Also he's still a nice guy that doesnt do anything bad, and that just makes him extra creepy to most hell residents.
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>>149209927I do. Can you blame me? Look at this sweet birb.
>>149209954Why do you like Shots Stolas
>>149209954Not cool. Octavia has good reasons to be mad at Stolas, and even Stolas himself admitted that. He clearly loves his daughter.
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>>149207292>>149206722>>149206685>>149206622You. I like you. StolasCHADS are finally taking /co/ back away from lessers. Women and straight men are disgusting. I wish straggots would just cut off their cocks like the shit they are. You wouldn’t be straight if you saw the shit lessers put men through. This is why I consider Stolas the perfect mascot for MGTOW. As for the Christians? Yeah, hate them too- pretty sure they make up the marjority of Helluverse haters along with Lesser femoids and Straggots.
Sandeep= Chad.
>>149208381I like you, too. They’re losing- my day has been made.
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>>149209966Shitty rumor.
>>149210000Stolas did nothing wrong, he had his reasons and he tried to explain, the bitch, like most lessers, didn’t hear him out. She took the side of her mother. Stolas was abused and looking for love, the only thing that would make me not hate this bitch if she admits her wrongs. Stolas is a better person than me, if she were mine, I’d disown her. Poor kind Stolas, he should really do it.
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>>149209331They’re sad.
>>149208837Incels would imply heterosexuality. Sandeep, Looxie and I are MGTOW- that’s different. We don’t want to fuck women. That’s gross. We hate them for their lack of empathy and emotions toward men. Some women are good, like Viv or my sister, most are shit.
>>149210028But young Stolas and older Stella
You know you love it
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New Jizoku
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>>149210061Go fucking kill yourself.
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>>149210064>el hermanoOh no...
>>149210074You. Love. It.
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>>149208655Their retardation is entertaining me at least.
>>149210053>We don’t want to fuck women.Bro, I'm not gay. I'm bisexual. I don't hate women. I like pussy and dick. The only thing I agree with you on is that people don't have much empathy and sympathy for men and that the hate for Stolas is mostly rooted in sexism, misandry, and homophobia.
Why is Stolas Nigger here? This short has nothing to do with him
>>149210012Been having to read these fags shit talk stolas forever he is an extremely flawed character but not a piece of shit one like they say, fuck stella, and stolas beating up stellas brother was great too
>>149210053Who is sandeep
>>149210180An anon who likes AI and hates the regulars of HB /co/ threads.
>>149210064>Jizoku(S)he's still at it? Based.
>>149208716>acting like the main episodes still havent fallen off massivelyQuestion, are you delusionally coping?
>>149210225I don't like his comic or even his art style anymore. But I admire his dedication.
>(S)heHave there been rumors of him being a woman or what?
>>149210298I used to like the comic a few years ago, at least the first one, but it seems I've changed. The same goes with his art style; I don't precisely know why. Maybe it's the anatomy or the shading.
>They reference the /HH/ and /HB/ threads in the next episode.
>Someone is dressed as Birnon
Goetian Prince and friend of Kevin Nash, Stolas R. Goetia was brutally raped by Detroitians in the relentlessly hot summer of 2012 after a mishap with the Grimoire sent him to a Motown ghetto by accident.
>>149194720 (OP)Why didn't they just kill him with a heart attack instead for this supposed old man?
>>149210470Tyrone, Jamal, Donqual, Bofur, Keeshan, and Shamon were charged for the assault.
>>149210483Because le edgy humor must involve someone getting killed in a brutal way.
>>149210514Wow, some of those guys raped poor Kevin Nash in '92 as well....
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>>149194720 (OP)Gay family man gets to live because he has 2 kids? Why did he get a pass?
In the cold winter of 2017, a teenage Loona was drugged at a party and passed around like the squeak toy. That night after being picked up by her parents, they suffered a drunk driver T-Bone, killing her parents.
>>149210585No reason other than Viv wants them to, the first episode of the first season already showed what would happen if they were contracted to kill a happy family, Blitz would do it no questions asked, Moxie would hesitate if it weren't for the fact that he learnt his lesson by the end of that episode.
There is no in-character reason why they wouldn't kill these people, they've killed nicer people without thinking twice about it.
>>149210719>There is no in-character reason why they wouldn't kill these peopleThere is. Blitzo was projecting. That's it.
>>149210747Exactly, blitzo said in the episode the gay family was just an exception
These faggots won't fucking think about anything and then come to the thread to moan about it
Which would be fine if they at least shat on the show but they just come here to shit on Vivziepop
NO IM NOT FUCKING SANDEEP
Thread almost dead, who wants to see a Martha
Also what the fuck happened in this thread. I post the link to the episode last one and come back to whatever the hell this all is. Who is Sandeep, who is Saar.
>>149204273I like to hope that Anon's a positive enough influence to prevent it from happening in the first place.
>>149211004Its anons having a prolonged melty over AI
>>149196291>>149195978>she stuck in shitty show
>Back from work
>Sees thread
Well then looks like I got lucky
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>>149211215It truly was one helluva thread!
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