Thread 149392341

This thread is dedicated to my daughter loona
she is my daughter and I love her to bits

troon-coded furfag self insert

>>149392346
Could someone translate? I don't speak schizo.

>>149392341 (OP)
Who is this?
Where is my wolf girl?

>>149392381
He thinks Loona is trans-coded and that her target audience is self-inserting furry trans folk.

>>149392390
Here she is!

>>149392507
Kissable

please stop with the gayhouse posting

Later, I’ll have a surprise for you all.

It better not be porn.

Nigga Loona for everyone!

Loona and Anon.

>>149394040
Soon >>149393725

>>149392507
Way scarier. She's a gluttonous hellhound demon. She'd be terrifying.

Holding down imps untill their nasty yellow teeth are made white.

>>149394273
Forced brushing?

>>149394677
Forced teeth whitening too.

>>149393898
Lootina

>>149393898
Sheboona

>>149392486
Have they done human Stella in the show yet? #AndrewYang #N1GF4G

Yvnp

>>149393898
Real Bloona

>>149396452
TFW she will never accidentally shoot you in the leg.

WHERE IS THE NEXT CHAPTER

>>149397343
I don't speak taco bell what's this say

>>149397343
>blitzo tries to shoot Johnny in the head
>it gets deflected by his incredible hair

>>149397453
That's better

>>149392507
I'd imagine a realistic Loona to be more like the Black Shuck (which is also a Hellhound) but grey.

Give Michael bullying Lucifer over being a funny loser. Have Michael call him Lucifael to REALLY piss him off.

Imagine playing hooky with Loona so you can commit minor acts of tomfoolery with each other.

>>149392346
She isn’t troon-coded. She hasn’t killed herself.

>>149394079
Nice, just finished chapter 7.

>>149397453
>>149397343

Not A Fox!

>>149392507
boopable

>>149392341 (OP)
I also love loona's bits.

https://files.catbox.moe/imbx42.jpg
Done! Should be up on gallery sites tonight.

>>149399877
Neat touch with the blur.

>>149399877
wet beans...

>>149392341 (OP)
Human loona is kinda cute. Unfortunately, much like Charlie, her cuteness is wasted on a complete dogshit series and a bunch of furfags

>>149399659
The fuck did I do to you?

>>149399921
Yeah well, nothings perfect, pal. ;-)

>>149392507
Anon, this makes me think that the only two types of people who would react well to something like this, realistically, would be a furry about to try to fulfill their fantasy or someone who is already used to seeing demons and is part of a cult that worships them or something similar.

Here we go. I've got not one, but two chapters of HILTLH(H) for you all. I will say that writing these was difficult, and I pray to god that what I've put down here flows okay, and is interesting to both read and think about.
Thank you for your patience.

https://archiveofourown DOT org/works/65989972/chapters/174615826

>>149399921
Do you prefer her as a human or as a hound?

>>149402154
I'll be busy now. If there's errors and the like, I won't be able to edit them for a bit, but I'd appreciate any callouts nonetheless.

>>149399877
Crazy seeing how much you've improved.

>>149402154
I'll get to reading it in the morning but I lool forward to a double-feature. Sometimes I wish I had the level of consistency writers like you have. Thanks anon.

human loona is ugly as shit

>>149399659
Johnny Bravo canonically gets all the furry puss he wants

>>149402758
A deer catfished him once
Why not a Hellhound?

>>149402771
Because Viv is too fat and stupid to write a good, fun episode about Loona and Chad Thundercock
instead it's about Not-Rogers getting gored at the end for cheap shock value, a stone that Seth Macfarlane squeezed all the blood out of ages ago

>>149402722
Come on anon, don't be a dick. Also I think human Loona is cute. Love her hair.

>>149402397
Well thanks! I don't want to "settle" yet, there's a lot I still want to do.

>>149402802
her hair is the worst part by far, half-shaves fucking suck

>>149403053
Well, personal preference I guess. What style would you prefer?

>>149403077
anything that doesn't make her look bald

>>149402154
Very nice, I know you're a little self conscious about these chapters but I think they flowed okay. Anon's certainly suspicious of both Blitzo and Stolas but I can't say I blame him. Also still a little prickly towards Loona, but I would be too. Still good to see him becoming part of the team.
The only thing worse than demon strippers pulling your fetishes right out of your head is finding out how weird your own taste actually is lel

>>149392507
I like how the realistic version has the same expression as the og and isn't trying too hard too look scary.

>>149403262
>I like how the realistic version has the same expression as the og and isn't trying too hard too look scary.

It works better than some over the top jumpscare because of how strange and disconcerting it is. I wouldn't be that shocked if it was a scene in pic related.

>>149396452
>>149393898

>Anon and B!Loona are in public on earth
>clearly they're a couple
>"Anon why do you never pat my head and call me a good girl when I'm like this."
>Anon is now sweating bullets
Uhh Loona.. I don't think that's a good idea...
>"When did you suddenly hate PDA?"

why do most of the goetia seem to be birds? aren’t they all uniquely powerful demons who command x amount of legions of hell and have y powers, etc., etc.?

>>149403985
Because worldbuilding in this series sucks. But not all of them are birds. Paimon can shapeshift, and most Goetia who are birds are nameless. Higher-ranked Goetia who are based on The Lesser Key of Solomon seem to have more varied forms. Except for Andrealphus and Vassago, who are also gay birds.

Read the new Base of the Fire, missed the initial drop
Author if you're in here, holy shit
Keep going
I wanna SEE where this goes
I LOVE you

>>149394273
Is it poor hygiene or genetics? Millie and Moxxie have white teeth. All of Millie's family have white teeth.

if you became a high ranking goetia, ie. King Anon, ruler of X of the legions of hell, with powers over shitposting, anonymity and hatred, what kind of career killing affair would you get into?

>>149404242
>Read the new Base of the Fire, missed the initial drop
>Author if you're in here, holy shit
>Keep going
>I wanna SEE where this goes
>I LOVE you

Don't worry I'll have more stuff ready soon. I'm curious about how you or anyone else's feelings on Anon, Stolas, and One changed. Just in case I need to course correct.

>>149404418
link?

playing the banjo for foxes
https://youtu.be/Nr_3MvtSgDE?si=uJtWpChVhGuukN-0

>>149404586
Knock yourself out
https://pastebin.com/u/ApeOf7Cubits

>>149393898
unironically looks better than regular human loona

Facebook knows me pretty well.

>>149393898
What if not Nigga but... jeet?

>>149402154
loved it, still has that great feeling that got me hooked on the first few chapters, it definitely feels like Helluva Boss but without the stuff that usually bogs the show down
Anon is reacting the way a resident dirtbag would, trying to get used to it, but also thoroughly aware of the fact that he's in fucking Hell and he's slow to integrate into the team and to get along with the others, even Loona, which, again, is a good thing, he feels like he's reacting naturally
I wasn't expecting the two week timeskip, but I was glad to see that it was mostly to just establsh that he's become a, most likely begrudgingly on Blitzo's part, member of the team, and is actually a good receptionist
I like that Anon is immediately clued into Stolas' shit and how he has some self-control even in a literal hell whorehouse, and of course they tried to use what he feels for Loona against him
I wasn't expecting him to go stone-cold terminator levels of killing efficiency with the gun, but it was interesting to see, especially considering the fact that he freaks the fuck out with it if he doesn't tap into his autism
good stuff, looking forward to more
I would actually comment in the Ao3 but I can't call anyone a faggot there

>>149402634
that's some good shit

>>149393725
Is it a fortune cookie?

>>149404943
This >>149402154

>>149392516
>>149392629
OOF, that's too much cancerous cringe, sweet Jesus, whoever put this garbage together should get some serious therapy

what do you think would happen if you tried to sing hymns in Hell?
aside from the obvious of sinners and hellborn trying to kill you for singing the faggy shit, do you think there'd be any effect in singing what are essentially holy songs there?
I imagine if Vivzie ever hinted at them she'd just have them do nothing as a part of her "heaven bad, hell good" schtick

what if loona was fat?

Loono and Nona

>>149392507
LMAO furries are unironic zoophiles.

>>149405059
I can easily imagine a joke where a recently dead DJ starts a set with Sadeness Pt. 1 - Enigma and forgetting they’re all in Hell.
>”Let’s start this shit!!”
>plays song
>everyone’s ears start bleeding
>someone in the audience yells “We’re in Hell, you fucking dumbass! You can’t play that shit here!”

I’m Octavia fag

>>149405403
>get attacked by demons
>start chanting latin at them
>they bleed from their eyes and ears
>you do too but you're not native so you can get away
kek

>>149405059
If you were being a jackass about it, they'd just put you in the deaf ward. I think most people won't care to be honest, it's Hell. Singing a hymn in Hell is like pissing a puddle of shit. Doesn't really make things better or worse. it just is.

>>149404860
Thanks. It was certainly hard to incorporate the fight and the scenes with Val without it being tonal whiplash. I hope I succeeded in that department.

>>149405499
you definitely did, and having Val get the fuck out of there when Anon tried to check on her was just the icing on the cake
I wonder if they'll all be banned for afterlife from their or if it happens often enough that they'll just get a slap on the wrist

>>149405417
Post feathers or GTFO

>>149404236
>skeksis dude
>honse
>another honse
>wendigo
>dr seuss bird
does vivzie really...?

>>149392341 (OP)
Yeah, she has great bits

>>149405867
I don't find the designs bad desu. The winged horse is probably based on Prince Seir. Not the first time they've changed the genders of Goetic demons. See Belphegor. And the 'wendigo' is probably Earl Furfur. I'm not sure about the others.

>>149406338
>no buer
>no purson
why vivzie

>>149406406
At least, to me, Sitri looks good. Too bad we won't ever get their names confirmed or see the rest of the 72 because the worldbuilding is pretty bad.

As of 9 chapters in HILTLH(H), there are 333 hits for ctrl+f’ing “fuck”.

The fact that there are many furries and alien-looking characters in Hellaverse make me focus on the human-like characters more.

I will obliterate Millie's ass.

>>149407015
Moxxie will obliterate your skull.
After Millie obliterates (you)r ass.

>>149406918
Truly making vivzie proud

>>149402154
Thanks for the double feature bud, enjoyed both chapters.

Speaking of fics in general, has anyone been reading any good HB/HH crossover fics lately? Have a weird itch for those. Loud Among Demons was enjoyable enough.

>>149402154
this is the guy that asked for deets days ago and just to say
this story is surprisingly endearing not gonna lie

>>149407108
>has anyone been reading any good HB/HH crossover fics lately?
Only the samurai jack in vivziehell one, but its getting updated pretty slowly

>>149407146
I liked that one but tuned out shortly after Jack had to make a "love is love!" remark to Angel Dust, that and the multiverse along with shoving in the Scotsman I just lost interest.

>>149407146
Thanks! Does the Scotsman make an appearance?

>>149407175
>Jack had to make a "love is love!" remark
Would Jack be tolerant of homosexuality, or would he be weirded out/disgusted to the point where he tries to avoid contact with them?

>Multiverse
How bad is it? Does HIM from PowerPuff Girls appear and is actually one of the top brass in Hell?

>>149407181
Look at the reply above yours

>>149407230
I saw thanks

>>149407229
I just have a hard time thinking Jack would even have an opinion (let alone a modern one) beyond "weird shit" that he lumps in with everything else in the setting. He'd probably prefer to just let it be and not approach the topic.
>How bad is it? Does HIM from PowerPuff Girls appear and is actually one of the top brass in Hell?
Jack's Earth and Helluva's earth are separate universes, hell is kind of like a hub? But they also mention partitioning off hell from the other earths and then mention getting souls from earths "occasionally", and Aku is from Hazbin's hell. Frankly it's a little confusing and I would have preferred it all be within the same universe.

>>149407229
He'd definitely be weirded out and recount a story about his estranged uncle being exiled for something relating to a young male retainer.

>>149402634
More

>>149399659
>Nothing changes

>>149407175
>tuned out shortly after Jack had to make a "love is love!"
yeah, that part came about as a little too on the nose, but i do like his interactions with loona and his rivalry with shitzo

>>149407132
Thank you so much!

>>149407108
I still await for a HB/HH crossover fic where Adam suddenly appears and vaporizes the protagonist with a grand and majestic proclamation: “DICK”

>>149392341 (OP)
She needs correction

>>149407655
>plantigrade feet
It's okay it's just a lookalike

>>149407655
Or a boyfriend. Both maybe.

>>149407621
It's funny seeing all the fics that agree with Adam

I decided to give HILTLH(H) a read, and it has been pretty good so far despite me not exactly being the target audience. My only issues with it would qualify as nitpicking.

>>149407108
>has anyone been reading any good HB/HH crossover fics lately?
I almost exclusively read crossover fics. Guess it must be my autistic hyperfixation. Too bad some of the fics I liked are basically dead. Though lately I haven't been reading any HH/HB fics until now.

>Bad ending. Homeless Loona.
>Terrible ending. Porn actress Loona.
>Horrible ending. Designer Puppy Mill Loona.

>>149404418
I do like Anon having to grapple with the fact that he's straight-up killed a man, technically several people
A lot, actually
He's responsible for a lot of murder in quick succession
But that one direct kill's probably fucking him up the most
That or watching that woman get possessed and neck-snapped in quick succession
My man only wanted to learn cool magic stuff
It's OVER

Maybe I should turn that Yandere Emily into an AO3 fic... Should I include the actual sex scene, or skip just after, leaving it to the viewer's imagination?

>>149399877
Nice.

Imagine watching Jurassic Park with Octavia and having to explain what a dinosaur is, inadvertently igniting a small passion for earth paleontology in her.

More We Are At The Base Of The Fire! Now with 25% More Loona. I feel like I'm rushing things but that might just be me.

https://pastebin.com/vQ3NTQLZ

>>149407729
it’s amazing how Adam is simultaneously as flat as a square yet also three dimensional at the same time.

>>149409050
Ha!
>Moxxie yells like Zim at SpongeBob, as if it was some ancient memory.

>>149408923
Jesus fuck, you're on a roll, apparently
I guess you're in the mood to write forever?
I am reading NOW

Do you guys think the culture of hell is roughly in line with Earth's? What I mean is, if you died in the 20's, would you wind up in an art deco themed underworld? If it does keep in line with Earth's that might be a good explanation for why there's no WW1 soldiers or 50's housewives in hell. They've been able to keep up with trends and cultural progression to the point of fitting in with the modern man. Though, they should still retain accents imo.

>>149409249
>I guess you're in the mood to write forever?
>I am reading NOW

Nah just bored because I'm away from home and the strenuous aspects of work are done.

>>149408923
im kinda lost the context on the whole Stolas rapecumfantasy bit here
is this a jewish thing where they described it from getting possessed in that one episode or is this a completely separate thing your going here

>>149409283
How do you write instead of doomscroll? Please tell me, I hate how much potential writing I allow to be consumed by shitposting

>>149409297
>is this a jewish thing where they described it from getting possessed in that one episode or is this a completely separate thing your going here

It's in Chapter 2 https://pastebin.com/g3YiTKGm and its based off old greens where Stolas kept possessing Two to rape One which was in a weird way was also him raping Two.

>>149409353
ah

>>149409359
>ah
Yeah it was pretty fucked. But the association between possession and rape/sex is fairly old and pretty common. The Loudon case is probably the most famous example of this but there's plenty of others.

>>149409304
>How do you write instead of doomscroll? Please tell me, I hate how much potential writing I allow to be consumed by shitposting

Giving up social media. That's the only advice I have.

>>149409282
>Do you guys think the culture of hell is roughly in line with Earth's? What I mean is, if you died in the 20's, would you wind up in an art deco themed underworld?
I believe this is pretty much the case. There was also discussion in a previous thread about how Heaven and Hell's main languages change on par with Earth's lingua franca.
>there's no WW1 soldiers or 50's housewives in hell.
We have Tom Trench and Niffty (though I believe she never married) as examples of that. And Cannibal Town if you fancy the 30s
>they should still retain accents imo.
Zestial speaks (butchered) Early Modern English.

>Dib and Zim somehow fall into hell as a result of IMP
i would write this fanfic myself if i could bring myself to rewatch HH/HB

>>149409419
>Tom Trench
Fucked up name for a WW1 soldier. That's like a victim of Fat Man being named Buumi

>>149408923
I love you.

>>149409675
>Nanking victim named Ronny Rapeman

>>149406994
Viv literally doesn't write them as anything more than cardboard cutouts for the main cast of Hellborn to make fun of
>>149407015
>>149407046
Nah Moxie's into that shit and he'd probably want a DP sesh with (You) and Millie's BH(ell)C strap-on

the furshit is the one single redeeming factor for vivzieslop and the reason HH is the worse show vs HB (both are still shit though)

>>149408923
>Anon enters the Goetia's kitchen and finds Stella alone drinking tea.
>"I thought I smelt shit, what do you want you filthy human?"
>"I can't sleep, learned your husband's a rapist and I'm having trouble accepting that."
>"He's an imp suckling faggot too... wait he raped you?"
>Anon moves to sit at the table, seemingly oblivious to Stella's look of disgust at this brazen action.
>"No, apparently he took over the body of a human woman and used that to rape a human male... I think?"
>"So not only is Stol-ass a rapist, he's a double rapist? Humans no less!? Fuck, he really can't help himself when the chance to embarrass me comes up!"
>She slams her cup on the table to punctuate her indignation.
>After a long and uncomfortable silence between the two of them, Anon finally looks up at Stella.
>"You... really don't like him do you?"
>Stella scoffs and analyzes Anon's downtrodden face before brightening after realizing that she had the chance to shit talk Stolas to another living creature, a filthy ape sure, but an ape her disgraceful husband is desperate to be friends with!
>"Is it wrong of me to be upset at the fact that my pillow biting husband took some strange imp to fuck in our bed?"
>"Wait, they did it in your bed?"
>"Imagine my surprise to find that I had been sleeping in a bed stained with IMP JIZZUM!"
>"That's fucked... couldn't Stolas have just cleaned the sheets with magic or something?"
>"That degenerate poof must have loved inhaling those filthy sheets every night AND he must have loved the fact that I was sleeping in it too, the SICK FUCK!"
>"Damn, I mean, damn."
>Stella doesn't let up, feeling that she can truly vent all her frustrations to Anon without having to mince her words for the sake of appearances.
>-"and that was why I had to burn my mother's large beaded necklace after it was in my family for generations!"
>Stella finishes her tirade with a large huff. She looks up to see Anon's reaction and is shocked.
>Tbc

>>149409785
I'm dying due to lack of bird kisses.

>>149409785
>”So, what do you think, little ape? Still think my filthy sodomite husband is worth your friendship?”
”...”
>”Well?”
”I think i should have had a wank instead of browsing /x/ that day...”
>”...Wot?”

I just want to create a happy family with Loona. Is that too much to ask?
Oh yeah. Paranormal things don't exist in our world. I forgot.

>>149408923
I need... Bee Party with Loona...

>>149409785
>Anon is looking at Stella with what she had grown unaccustomed to in her many years of living in Hell.
>Sympathy, genuine sympathy. Not the fake, "Oh how wretched, Darling!" or "That must have been horrible for you!" given by her "friends" in Hell's high society.
>Anon reaches his hand out and places it atop hers.
>She winces, the thought of being touched in such a way, especially by a human, is repulsive by her upbringing's standards, but she soon relaxes into the contact.
>Her eyes meet Anon's and after a beat of silence he just says.
>"I'm sorry."
>That was all it took for the proud Goetia Princess to break down and start crying tears she was always told never to shed.
>"I get it, I GET IT! He hates me! He hated the idea of being married to me! He hated the idea of having children with me! I hated it all too! BUT I NEVER BETRAYED HIM!"
>Anon doesn't intervene, he just continues to listen.
>"He never considered how I felt! Yes it was arranged, but every girl dreams of her wedding day, to look into the eyes of the man she's going to be spending the rest of her life with, and know that they'll make it through this new journey together!"
>She stops briefly to take a breath and after slightly collecting herself, she looks deep into Anon's eyes.
>"You know what I saw when I looked into Stolas' eyes? DISGUST!"
>Stella begins weeping uncontrollably, but after a time is brought back by a gentle squeeze of her hand by Anon's.
>Tbc

>>149410020
>I just want to create a happy family with Loona. Is that too much to ask?
>Oh yeah. Paranormal things don't exist in our world. I forgot.

>He doesn't know

>>149410027
>I need... Bee Party with Loona...

It's going to be complicated

>>149409785
>>149409977

Amazing. Its like pottery it rhymes.

>anon makes a deal with stolas to become his apprentice some time before the first episode
>the deal stipulates that the demon is to teach him all things he knows about magic, sorcery, alchemy and other such in exchange for his soul
>anon doesnt have much to lose so he accepts
>as time passes and anon sees more and more of his masters personal life, he realizes that he really hates the guy
>he is nice enough to him, but the way he treats the other people in his life disgusts anon
>from his complete apathy towards his wife, to his constant lying to his daughter and even the perversions he forces upon blitzo
>he bonds with stella over his loathing of the owl and with octavia over getting ignored in favor of his imp butt buddy
>he fears what will happen to him once his training is complete and stolas gets full ownership to his soul
>then a miracle happens
>stolas gets stripped of his powers and wealth and thrown to the streets
>now, had he been any other goetia, anon might have been genuinely worried about what the change in management would mean for him
>but anon is anything but worried
>he is happy
>firstly, and most importantly, the contract stipulates that the demon can claim his soul if he succeeds in finishing anons training, but as he can no longer teach him fuck all, the contract is rendered null and void
>secondly, he had grown quite close to stella and even learned how to butter her up, making a new, more favorable deal with her would be a piece of cake
>thirdly, he gets to more or less replace his old master as the masculine figure in octavias life, giving him free reign to date her
>for an outside observer, anon pretty much backstabbed stolas and turned on him overnight

>>149410020
Tulpa.

>>149410093
Complicated...?
That sounds ominous...

>>149392341 (OP)
>t.

>>149392507
Left looks very pettable

imagine the wet dog smell

>>149410139
>"Oh relaaaaax Octavia, it's just one photo. Now smile! We'll make the cover of Asmodeus'!"
>"People still buy magazines?"

>>149410258
Came itt to post this.
Get the fuck off 4chan Blitz, go fuck stolas or something.

>>149410065
>"I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm not the great Aristocrat Demon Marriage Counsellor I appear to be."
>Stella actually manages a tired snort.
>Anon pulls out a Burger King napkin from his pocket and hands it to her, which she uses to dry her tears.
>"But, I do know that whenever I'm feeling at my lowest point, the thing that helps me the most is..."
>Stella leans in close.
>"Prayer."
>Stella and Anon say nothing for several seconds before the noble Goetia Princess starts snickering.
>Anon joins in and the two just start laughing.
>"Seriously though, you have anything stronger than tea?"
>"I've got a fucking shoe closet stocked to the ceiling of top quality rotgut!"
>"Well then, your grace, I propose we get properly shitfaced"
>"Try to keep up you damn, dirty ape!"
>After a night of drinking down feelings, Anon awakes but keeps his eyes closed to try and combat the hangover that's winning.
>"My head hurts and this blanket is too heavy."
>Anon stirs but feels something move with him.
>"What th-"
>"Mmm, filthy... IMP rider... you can ride my foot in your arse..."
>Anon slowly opens his eyes to find Stella sleeping on top of him.
>Both of them are naked.
>And she's drooling on his chest.
>It's kind of pleasant.
>"WHAT THE FUCK!?"
>Your head jerks to the side and spots a wide eyed and disturbed Octavia.
>Anon reaches for a conveniently placed pair of sunglasses. As he puts them on he tells Octavia.
>"Well... I guess the Hen finally found herself a Cock."
>YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!

>>149410810
>Anon goes throughout the multiverse to find Nonfag Stolas to help him whip Fag Stolas into a proper father and husband

>>149410968
>his plan fails, horribly
>turns out, ALL stolases across the multiverse are bi, at the least
>his stolas corrupts nonfag stolas and shows him the wonders of gay sex
>formerly nonfag stolas, now also a fag, pulls a freddy mercury and divorces his wife to go get railed
>anon can do nothing but hang his head in shame and regret

>>149392507
I know what I signed up for.

Would you a femstols?

>it’s the Valerie taken hostage scene from HILTLH(H)
>Anon tunnels in and aims his pistol
>shoots Valerie

>>149410284
it just means more bath time

>>149411529
>wine aunt femstolas
I hate that the answer is yes.

>>149411604
>anon has never tried to bathe a dog

>>149411653
I washed my cat once when he fell out of the window and quickly dragged him in from the street
and it was unpleasant and left a lot of scratches

>>149411587
>"Curve the bullet!"

>>149411587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXGGNRMMzYc&t=12s

You want white or dark chocolate?

>>149412039
Gimmie dark I want mixed babies

>>149412074
Babies with either would be mixed. Human and Hellhound.

>>149412108
My cambion kid'l be great at magic AND sniffing drugs.

>>149412039
Cookies and cream.

>>149412150
Would. What do you guys think her personality is like?

>>149412181
I hear she's a great listener!

>>149412181
The popular headcanon is shes a bit nicer than the other two mean girls, but that's probably because she doesn't talk.

>Anon hates furries with a passion
>ends up in hell as a sparkledog
What happens?

>>149412278
He becomes Hell Hitler

>>149411955
>>149412028
Kek

Question for you all, what handgun did you feel Anon from HILTLH(H) used?
>inb4 FAMAS or my penis weenis

>>149409785
>>149410065
>>149410358
Not bad
>>149410810
Nice
>>149411529
Perhaps but I still prefer Stella, Mayberry and FemStriker
>>149409873
Indeed need more birds

>>149412108
I said
I
Want
Mixed
Kids

>>149412630
my peenis ween--NANI?!

>>149412630
Gyrojet

>>149412630
Smith & Wesson Model 19 or a Beretta 92

>>149412789
Considering the S&W is a revolver, guess that defaults to the Beretta.

>>149412630
>9mm
>no mention of safety or hammer
>likely high magazine capacity with how many sharks he killed
Glock of some sort.

>>149402154
OH MISTER WRITER! TWO MORE PLEASE!

>>149411587
>"We don't negotiate with gangsters and we CERTAINLY don't negotiate with their hostages."

>>149412630
I have no idea. I don't know anything about weapons.

>>149412630
M1911 with the extendo mags.

>>149412630
The Samurai Edge, duh.

>>149393898
https://youtu.be/sBuU4AUqw8E?si=X6I0e_DvQhn5JQte

>>149412630
P50

I bet Valerie is cute.

Know any good HB-centric artists who do comms?

>>149412630
Hi-point.

>>149412630
A better question would be WHY does anon know how to "instinctively" operate guns?
Was he a /k/ommando before death and somehow forgot?
If he offed himself with a rope, why is he afraid of guns?
This shit doesnt add up

>>149414613
>WHY does anon know how to "instinctively" operate guns?
This kills the American

>Anon can just auto pilot into a mass shooter mode
I can dig it

>>149414740
>anon was a mass shooter
>he just took the easy way out
A dumb as dirt theory by Matpat.

>>149414613
I remember a few threads and chapters ago, ficanon did say in the future there's gonna be a treat for /k/ommandobros.

>>149414740
>Anon was a sleeper agent programmed by DHORK

>>149414613
As a burger who owns multiple handguns, something like H3VR can certainly get you to at least comprehending the basics enough to get dumdums on dumb dumbs.

>>149414613
Resident Evil 4's handguns are pretty accurate to the real experience. I went from that first to a Glock and was amazed by how authentic a gamecube game can be.

I want to give Loona a backrub and alternate between massage and scratches.

>>149413988
We've got a drawfag that stops by now and then, ask him

Scratching Loona's ear and chin to find out which one she likes more!

Guys I think the demons are evil and they need to killed.......

>>149415837
Indeed

>>149415837
BASED!
>*Big Fart Gay Division starts playing*

>>149410027
I love the concept of a Sin subbing in for Stolas to teach (You) their shit
Provided they actually like you
Learning spells from Bee...
She Squee over the favorite spells of Bee...

>>149409297
>is this a jewish thing

Semi related but I've been doing a fair bit of research on Jewish demonology just to figure out how One would view demons. The really interesting thing I'm finding out rn is just how important the lawful aspect of lawful evil is for them. For the most part they want to harm and kill people for shits and giggles but they have strict rules they have to follow and can be subject to sentencing by human authorities if they break them. They even have their own demon legal scholars that try to excuse their behavior or trick humans into killing themselves by making incorrect but logically defensible arguments.
The other thing that's crazy to me is just how much they ripped off Zoroastrian. Ashmedai? Ashema Deva. Adam stories? Yima stories. Messianic concept? Once again Zoroastrian. Even the worse parts of the Talmud were copied from Zoroastrian originals.

>>149415898
>that's what the demons try to make and name in response to the demonophobic song known as BFG Division
>DoomGuy just kills the band and skins the Music Director in response

>>149416000
That's so badass.

>>149416027
I mean god forbid the demons who can just freely go to earth and murder whoever they want get some retribution for all their sins.

Almost like Doomguy's literal job is to cull demonkind until they either stop what they're doing or there are so few left they can't do anything.

>>149416096
I know, I'm just saying my self-insert is really badass.

>>149415898
>*Big Fart Gay Division starts playing*
Playing Doom on the 32x are we?
https://youtu.be/g2oyweqZ7WM?si=X4oRMpZL8G72d7H8

>>149416177
This isn't Big Fart Gay Division.
This is Brap Fart Gas Division.

Loona's big fart gas

OP, if you love the vizieverse so much, why don't you kys? You're a faggot so you won't have to worry about going to heaven. Every week you post a new viziepop thread. You're worse than edfag, at least Ed Edd n Eddy isn't obviously evil. I didn't like the first fucktillion viziepop threads, and I don't like this one. Also, loona isn't even hot for ugo standers.

This dude thinks /co/ is one person lmao

149416532
The fuck are (you) talking to?

>>149416635
I think he believes all of the helluva threads are from one autist.

>>149404614
>reading the first chapter
>”Tell me anon? Are you familiar with the art of nigromancy?”
>Raising the dead?
I thought the story was about to take a whole different turn

>>149408923
>Bee party incoming
>Agent One revenge incoming
this is getting good

>>149408923
am I the only one who kind of wants to see a one-off alternative chapter where Anon decides he'd rather try and salvage what little is left of his immortal soul than save a rapist fag demon? I really liked the way you wrote One and Two and it could be fun to see Anon briefly join DHORK as a sort of alternative to the prison sentence he'd get
this story is great btw, looking forward to more

imagine reading a HH/HB hotel and right as it’s about to hit the climax, there’s a burst of heavenly light. Adam appears, calls Stolas a fag and vaporizes him. Then he sexually harrasses all the female characters, refuses to elaborate, and ascends back to heaven.

>>149416635
Meant for >>149416532

>>149417165
>Its a Jefferson Twilight situation where Nigromancy is the art of raising black dead people in particular
>One is going to learn it for Two

>>149418140
my fucking sides

>>149418407
>Orpheus it’s simple, it’s a type of magic that raise black people from the dead.
>Well counts as them being black? Do they have to love Marvin Gaye’s
>Al, don’t start
>No Jefferson, Al does have a point. Is it based on spirit or genetics? Because the oldest remains were found in Africa
>Oh so they have to bring the rain down to count!
>See this is why I don’t share this stuff with you guys, you always gotta put weird layers to it

>>149402154
>Valerie: “Well, it's a shame you just want to talk. I’d love to ride you in candlelight~”
Anon has either has iron will, or is the most autistic fuckhead in hell

>>149418407
>>149417165
>>149418703
Fucking kek.

>>149418891
>or is the most autistic fuckhead in hell
well he comes from here

>>149417835
>am I the only one who kind of wants to see a one-off alternative chapter where Anon decides he'd rather try and salvage what little is left of his immortal soul than save a rapist fag demon? I really liked the way you wrote One and Two and it could be fun to see Anon briefly join DHORK as a sort of alternative to the prison sentence he'd get
>this story is great btw, looking forward to more

I have so much to write but feel free to write it yourself.

>>149392341 (OP)
>Be me
>Decide to try AI because I'm bored
>Go to a site a friend recommends
>Want to make Stolas crucified for his sins
>Search helluva boss characters
>Its all fucking Loona
The one time I want to use slop

>>149419633
you wanted slop
>nothing but loona
you got slop

>>149392341 (OP)
Can you train Loona like an actual dog? Will she fall for it or will her dignity win out?

>>149420542
She'll kick your ass my dude

>>149420542
I mean... you can train people to do things...
I bet you could easily train her to do things. but if she ever realizes what your doing. she is going to kick you in the balls.

>Every time she helps me out, I had her some hellhound safe candy.
>Every time she does something I approve of, she receives some hellhound safe candy.
>Do this for months so she's steadily conditioned.
>Call out to her in a sweet voice when I get home from work(I don't work for imp, just renting the spare closet as an apartment).
>After first it annoyed her, but with hellhound safe candy being tossed to her every time I enter the office, she begins warming up.
>A few months of this and she's waving or saying hey before I can even say hello.
>Every time she bickers with Blitzo, hellhound safe candy.
>Call Moxxie fat in a way that's funny? Hellhound safe candy.
>An entire year passes and her gruff demeanor melts away with me.
>"The Taming of the Bitch", in theaters 2015.

>>149411529
>Stellas is abusive to her both verbally and physically.
>Begins a love affair with an awkward nerd who accidently summoned her because compared to Stella at least he somewhat cares.

>>149421001
How would you summon Stella?

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149421129
With a lesbian sacrifice

>>149421366
-EEEEEEEEENIS

>>149421422
Yes anon I would like to stick mine into Bee. She has 4 hands, imagine what she could do.

>>149421366
The bees are dying, no bees for you.

>>149421628
The Bees will be gone soon. Off to an infinite meadow, without fear of pesticides, birds, or wasps. An endless field of flowers, where they can gather all the pollen they want.

>>149421840
One could say, a place where they can finally Bee happy.

Consider if you will, an East German sinner who comes to IMP. The Statsi officer who threw him into prison and eventually got him executed is long since dead, so he wants IMP to murder his grandson.
Could that be a decent story?

>>149422026
I guess if moxxi is on the team he’d fight blitzo over it

149421840
Maeko, you're as retarded as the rest of your groupies.
Dating this beeyatch by the way. Oh, is this ever going to be fun to sort through.
>>Viv? Why can't we go on more adventures with BBBBBBBRRRIIIIIIIAAAAAANNNNNNN!?_
I said Jewish magic now you shall be taught.

Well that was mildly schizophrenic

>"... You've never actually kissed anyone before, have you?"
>"Sure I have! Lots of times!"
>"Whatever, dweeb... take two, don't mess it up this time."

>>149422320
stop trying to suck the boogers out of her nose.

>>149402161
>giving Octavia the Vaggie jewnose

>>149422129
>I said Jewish magic now you shall be taught

>Agent One is taught the highest levels of Kabbalistic theurgy by a schizophrenic androgynous anime character named after coffee

When next Hell(hounds) update

>>149422129
IT THAT FUCKING SAGUME KISHIN?!?!

Learning spells from Bee...

>>149422320
>She takes the lead

>playing hooky from work with Loona
What hijinks do (you) get up to with her?

>>149425649
>first spell

>>149425783
The most heinous of crimes. Holding hands.

>>149425783
Throw rocks at cars.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCRSZ-Ybqg0

this song really reminds me of octavia, for some reason

>>149425990
>slashing tires in a parking lot with Loona because they don't serve hellhounds

>>149425990
>>149426643
actually heres a question I have about cars.
do they drive on the left or right side of the road?
do the sinners constantly get into head on collisions because one was from america and the other from britain, and they just haven't adjusted yet?

>>149426118
Well just to start a topic
I think song fits Octavia more
https://youtu.be/UZjuzPU9UE4

Stella -https://youtu.be/ughtJ6nLowY

Mayberry - https://youtu.be/r5sC5shUflg

Stolas - https://youtu.be/04QO_kcB0iY

Loona though it fits IMP too - https://youtu.be/oNAd6haKH_M

Moxxie and Millie - https://youtu.be/WVWT1wfIOvo

>>149427014
I can't look at Loona without That Monochromatic Weirdo playing in my head anymore

>>149427014
>Stolas
>Not this https://youtu.be/1Spm-wnLCFA?si=3U-I2kOTm8Al5niU
One job

>>149427278
>Video unavailable
Huh?

I swear to god, out of anything to give me trouble in the direction of how and where to take HILTLH(H), it's over how Millie's pregnancy would be handled by Moxxie and I.M.P. as a whole. I have no idea how they would handle that, and anything I think of just raises so many questions.
>inb4 neither does Viv

>>149427362
I bet Millie would need some convincing to stay on the sidelines more and more in light of it, begrudgingly agreeing by the end of it. Nobody's happy about having their heavy hitter benched. Luckily Loona's already filling in with field work and if that's not enough they just got a green guy who can't die from conventional weaponry in their ranks.
>There are ways.

>>149427416
>Millie wanting to give up bloodshed
>Also Moxxie potentially at risk of making the child fatherless
Perhaps I'm just overthinking.
>there are ways
Moxxie will survive.

>>149427346
Its the song used in the stolas an heroing vid

>>149427362
Arby's the most logical plot direction.
Just kidding. And since Viv has gone full TDS and she loves catering to her libshit fandom, I've lost all hope for good storytelling.

>>149427460
Ohhhh
kek

>>149427457
As much as we're arguing about it, they would probably not only argue and bicker about it too but the compromise they come up with probably isn't going to be ideal for anyone. Especially because Anon wouldn't feel good about killing people even if he had a way to get topside.

>>149427014
>Stella gets Rainbow
Once again Stellabros, we're vindicated.

Imagine slapping Stella's ass. What would she do?

>>149427586
slap my ass back

>>149427586
>Harder you plebian!

>>149427586
Tell you to back up those words with some hardcore raw action.

>>149427696
>meanwhile all he hears ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbofZYeEeps

>>149421928
She looks very good with realistic proportions

>>149427938
LOONA NO THAT'S NOT FOOD

By the Emperor, what is going on in this thread?!

>>149428381
Not a 40kek discussion, that's for sure.

>>149428381
Nothing that concerns you space marine
Move along or you will be moved

>>149428381
Not enough Mayberry

>>149428398
Hey look it's Calzone
I heard he got fried by the world's oldest limeware

>>149428400
>Can choose from a wide selection of anthro girls
>Goes for some random human hoe
You must be very fun at parties

>>149428381
Speaking of 40K... does anyone have those images of the not-space marines from that other indie show interacting with Millie? I think he has a body pillow of her or something.

>>149428444
>random human hoe
You're thinking of Martha Anon and I'm a Stellafag
Just giving giving love to the underrated gals is all

>>149428452
Space king?

>>149428557
Yeah, that's it.

>>149392341 (OP)
Charlie thread when?

>>149421437
>you like Huey Lewis & The News?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWy01VrBygo

>>149427460
>the stolas an heroing vid
link? that sounds awesome

>>149428485
>Martha Anon
Marthanon

>>149392341 (OP)
Yeah I think I'm going to fuck your daughter, anon.

Bee's butt.

>>149430763
I think that is called a thorax.

>>149430778
Whatever it is my dick's going in it

>>149429881
Just look for "stolas suicide" on youtube

Anyone else watching P&S, feels like the creators are fans of Vivziepop.

No.

>>149431033
I am
But the creators in general are fans of western cartoons

>>149431048
You should.

>>149431033
Other way around

>>149431128
That can't be the case because if it was then her shows would actually be good

>>149431077
I'll stick with just the porn, thanks.

>>149431137
You act like Viv understands the stuff she's inspired by at all.

>>149431263
Never claimed that

>>149408923
Anon, you better have a backup account for this in other websites. Last thing we want is to see it purged by Pastebin.

>>149431271
I said you act like it not claimed it you STUPIT

>>149431295
I'm confuzzled now

>>149431384
Because you're STUPIT

>>149431425
Ok counterpoint: Ya mama

>>149432246
This but Anon

>>149432288
Why would you want Brian to sniff Anon ass?

>>149432246
I think loona would actually loathe brian, hes disingenuous, self absorbed, vain and with an air of faux refinement
Hes like blitzo, but worse

>>149432616
>Loona watches Family Guy
>Fucking hates Brian
>Constantly talks about how much she hates him
>Just keeps listing off traits Blitzo has

>>149432616
>POV: calling Loona “mutt” in the thread

>>149432801
>Moxxie regularly trolls Loona on HellChan

>>149432861
It'd be the other way around, Moxxie posts like a redditor on /mu/, Loona shits up his threads and ban evades because she's a phone poster.

>>149432963
But Loona is prime trolling material. Would Anon troll her?

is there a tails got trolled variant of Moxxie or Loona yet?

>>149433010
Nah he'd troll with her

>>149433010
Loona would have a Sinstagram stalker who constantly tells her she's ugly as shit and should kill herself

>>149433305
>>149433010
>anon teaches loona the joys of trolling and shitposting

>>149433400
>Loona gets addicted to (You)s
>They're like digital pets
>She winds up a gross, stinky NEET who spends all day on imageboards

>>149431033
More the opposite, Viv took so much from PS&G it's not even funny. Part of what got me hooked back in 2020/2021 was how they at least had some capacity to fill the holes left behind by PS&G, but both of Viv's shows pale in comparison. I have not seen new PS&G season (even though been waiting for new one since I was 13 in 2011), so I hope the horniness, humor, and elaborate ways of being profane have not been neutered. Panty is what Verosika should have been and I did get it in the form of Miss Heed, but you can tell a jew, fat "brown" woman, and fag wrote a show compared to a straight fat brown man.

>>149433469
Also both Scanty and Kneesocks are who Verosika reminds me off too much and is probably why I am so horny for her and how she lives rent free in my head even as pathetic and neutered as she gets. Had to rewatch PS&G recently to cleanse my palette of how Verosika went from a petty, stuck-up, aggressive, rapist popstar to a sad and pathetic girlboss who even had her ass nerfed from what seems to be weight loss.

>>149433517
How is it I keep getting a monkey's paw with what I wanted with this show? More and more fingers kept curling to the point of becoming a black hole.

>>149432616
>“One I find the perfect wojak to depict you as, your life is over!”

I'm sick so here's more green. The ending is a bit rushed but I just wanted something good to happen to Agent One after all the shit he's been through.
As for the title it felt fitting and the music adds to the first few paragraphs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pjytYLt8N0&list=PL60EED687CB9D679F&index=7

https://pastebin.com/LwwBuuQh

>>149433837
BeeeEEEEEE party next WHEEEEEEE

>>149422154
sexooo

>>149433837
One will OBTAIN the anthro cat gash...
Truly, this was God's plan...

>>149392507
Its a doggy dog world.

>>149434319
>One will OBTAIN the anthro cat gash...
>Truly, this was God's plan...

>"The search for cat pussy is the search for the divine in all of us."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQcAN0RiueA

>>149434379
>cat pussy
Pussy pussy.

>>149434444
Kek. Nice quads.

>>149393898
Coona

>>149405338
What if Loono was evil...

>>149434922
>I ALL OF ME

>>149434922
>NiggaLoono

>>149435107
...

>>149435107
>>149435243
Wrestling with Bloono goes awry when you put too much pressure on his neck.

>>149435338
Kek

>>149435338
That peanut butter was fucking LACED

>>149435338
>This triggers his Rape Gene.
>Maddog Humping.

>>149435577
>>149435635
>Bloono thrusts and thrusts violently
>"YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT?! YOU LITTLE SLUT!"
>"Dude, quit humping my leg."

>>149435635
>>149435655
>Bloono rapes Anona.

>>149435743
If anything
Anona would do the raping
Whether it be Loono or Bloono she'd rape the gay out of him

>>149435743
>implying she wasn't prepared for this eventuality the second she encountered hellhounds

>>149435760
Don't worry, it's gonna get weirder

>>149435760
>What are these fags screeching about now?

>>149435760
Were all mentally ill
It's going to get more mental

>>149435780
>Bloono/Loono corners Anona and starts unzipping his pants
>wakes up an hour later nude and tied to the bed with his balls drained
The rapist never expects to be counterraped

>>149435782
>[DOOM64 theme starts playing]

>>149435782
God help Bloono if Anona is Hispanic

>>149435820
>Anona isn't done with him
>She's got the whip this time

Post Valerie
Oh, wait

>>149436356
If you think about it, the story's already post-Valerie!

>>149436356
Who the fuck is Valerie?

>>149435835
No, not Doom64.
Doom 32x.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2oyweqZ7WM

>>149433837
I hope you feel better soon. But I also want you too keep writing bangers.

>>149436493
>TOOT

>>149436356
Don't know who that is
but have Minerva for now

>>149436444
>>149436579
Character from How I Learned to Love Hellhounds.

>>149435801
>ywn go on a roadtrip through hell with Loona and Octavia
Not so ninja...

What are Loono's hobbies?
>shitposting
>vidya
>vandalism

>>149437816
>vandalism
you pissing on things to claim his territory?

>>149438065
Of course not, they have designated hydrants for that

>>149438141
>there's gang wars over fire hydrants

>>149438065
>Begun, the piss wars have...

>>149438189
>"Hey, can you pull over up here? Gotta take a leak."
>Nona stops at the gas station and watches as Loono walks in the opposite direction before unzipping and pissing on the nearby hydrant
>"Ah, alright let's get goin."
>Nona stares before pulling back onto the road
>best not to question hellhound customs
>little did Loono know, the Hell Crips are sniffing that hydrant and putting him on their shit list

>>149438532
>Loono befriends a witch
>Immediately becomes more cocky
>Starts metaphorically puffing his chest in front of other hellhounds by marking their territory
>Nona is none the wiser
>She just thinks hes a freaky weirdo

>>149438681
Imagine the situations Nona would have to bail Loono out of.

What would a freaky friday episode look like

>>149439088
There's this one captioned pic of Susie giving Kris a handjob from behind and it is just about the most perfect femdom pic I have ever seen

>>149439342
Stolas trading bodies with Stella would be nice.

>>149439346
Link

>>149439342
>Anon and Stella swap bodies
>Stella's sexual frustation coupled with Anon's inhuman horniness results in the most monstrous rape monster hell has ever seen
>Stellanon spends a full week doing nothing but raping Anonstella

>>149439346
You can't just say something like this and not point to where to find it.

>>149439399
Wait, so does anon in stella's body rape stella in his body, or the other way around?

>>149439483
Stella in Anon's body rapes Anon in Stella's body

>>149439399
>>149439558
I think you've gotten a little lost, trashlet

>>149439589
>Only men are allowed to rape
How conservative of you

>>149439629
Nice joke.
But I know what you are.

>>149439342
>"Holy shit, it worked! Holy shit, your head is really fucking bald."
>"Yeah yeah. Geeze, if I didn't have all this hair I'd feel naked in this.... so uh, how's the tail wor--"
>door slams open
>"LOOOONIE, TIME FOR OUR DADDY DAUGHTER DAY!"
>"Wait what? No. NO! NOOOOO!"
>Loona snickers as Anon is pulled out of the room, claws dragging across the floor
>"Heh. Sucker..."
>she reaches into her pockets
>"Goddammit, dipshit has my phone."

>>149439666
...a femdom rape fetishist? Also,
>Checked

>Anon switches bodies with Blitzo after Loona fucks up a spell with Stolas's Grimoire
>Loona's face when

>>149439666
>Satan knows

>>149439700
Well, that too.
>>149439694
But I definitely know what (you) are.
>>149439721
Satan always knows.

>>149439717
>Why do I taste cum?
>Why do you know what cum tastes like?
>... No reason

>>149439717
>Anon switches bodies with Blitzo
Thats got to be the worst case scenario for these body swaps, not even because you'd be stuck in shitzo's body, but because he'd be in yours
Just think of the fucked up, perverted shit he'd get up to in YOUR body. Hell, he'd probably be even freakier than usual simply to spite you
And thats not even taking into consideration him larping as you to ruin your relationships

What are ring specific hell cuisines?

>>149439875
>In Blitzo's body
>Immediately call up Stolas, tell him to kick rocks and that his cloca's loose
>Get rid of all of his horse show merch
>Destroy each and every one of his sex toys
>Send pathetic voicemails to every one of his exlovers, begging them to take him back
>If Millie and Moxxie don't know about the swap, slap Millie on the ass and kiss Moxxie on the mouth
>Somehow convince some chick to marry him and knock her up ASAP
That's about everything I can think of to ruin Shitzo's life

>>149439978
Anon, you do realize that this would be a declaration of war, right?
You would have to watch him 24/7 until you change bodies back, because otherwise he's gonna get you infected with every STD under the sun

>>149440098
>Implying Blitzo didn't start doing that as soon as the swap happened
If anything, I've shown the imp a great mercy only a human (God's favorite creation, btw) would be capable of

>>149439342
>>149439342
I have a better idea ¿what an Imp vs. a Dexter-morgan style serial killer showdown would be like.?

>>149440227
>¿
LMAO, YOU'RE BROWN!

>>149440227
>¿
Excuse me?

>>149440227
>¿

>>149440261
>>149440302
>>149440336
No, actually I'm Catalan but what does it matter, the idea would be good, right?

>>149440403
>I-I'm not brown guys, I swear!
Post hand.
>HBxDexter crossover
It's shit.

>>149440336
Loona SENORIIIIIIIIIIITA!

>>149440442
And who tells me that you're not black too, anon?
>no, I don't want a crossover
I wanted to see them facing a serial killer, not Dexter.

>>149440474
>no u
Brownoid reaction.
>I wanted to see them facing a serial killer, no Dexter
But you said a Dexter-style serial killer. What did you mean if not just a Not-Dexter character?

>"You seriously used to dye your hair?"

>"Ugh, don't remind me. That scene phase was the worst."

>>149440501
>Brownoid reaction.
If I am chocolate brown, you caught me, congratulations
>But you said a Dexter-style serial killer. What did you mean if not just a Not-Dexter character?
I think you misunderstood me. I was referring to a serial killer with a certain type of morality, who kills pedophiles or other murderers, that's all.

>>149440588
>you caught me
Thanks for admitting it, carlos
>Moral serial killer
Right, I forgot that crap. Though, if one of those guys ended up in hell, he'd probably drop the act and just start killing as many people around him as he possibly could. Which would start a fight, since everyone down there seems to be indiscriminately violent, and he'd get his skull caved in by a brick

>>149440588
>moral serial killer
That's an oxymoron and you're a regular moron.

>>149440519
>Anon and Loona going through scrapbooks
>"How come you only got photos from five years back?"
>"Cause before that I was in the pound."
>"Oh..."

What if Loona is only 18 in dog years?

>>149440642
>Thanks for admitting it, Carlos.
I don't complain because I have like 3 cousins who have Carlos in their name.
>He would probably stop acting and start killing as many people around him as he could.
or act like a normal serial killer, it would be interesting in my opinion the situation

>>149440712
>or act like a normal serial killer
Anon, you know what a "normal" serial killer is? Life isn't like TV. A "normal" serial killer, 9 times out of 10, has a fetishistic element to their actions, usually a pedophilic one to boot. They're not some morally gray vigilante that only kills "le bad guys". They rape, murder, and eat little boys, Anon. And not necessarily in that order.

>>149440750
no me refiero que sea buena persona anon,se que la mayoría tienen algún componente sexual en sus acciones ,pero quien dice no hay algunos que solamente le guste matar en general ,pero solo tiene predilección por otros asesinos por simple forma de probarse como mejor que ellos.

Loona/Octavia's great, but what other characters do you believe you'd actually gel with, in Anon's place?
I figure I'd like Fizz and Moxxie.

>>149440827
>spicspeak comes out when his gay self-insert is called out as gay
I wish I were surprised. It'd be a single human against multiple well-seasoned imp hitmen. Numbers win, regardless of how experienced the serial killer is.

>>149440750
Ok, Anon, you're right. But if he only does it to be a "hero," to feel better about himself, to boost his ego, I don't know, Anon, what do you think?

>>149440898
I think it's shit, Anon. Why would that be a compelling character in this environment? He lies to himself about his motivations, but what's the point of having righteous motivations in hell? Especially when those motivations are only a facade you put on to present yourself as more acceptable by society. You think anybody would be ostracized for murder?

Eventually Loona will become a character with the most porn she has already passed peach link and sonic

>>149440861
Anyone who has their dysfunction under control, which knowing the setting, is a small number of people.
Fizz...maybe? Unless Anon's spergery puts off the cripple clown. Moxxie, definitely. The /k/tism would be off the charts.

>Wally
Wally would come off as way too lonely if that most recent gag was anything to go by. Could be a decent contact/friend if Anon could stomach his desperation.
>Chaz
Nope. Fag's a couch lounger and also very dead. Presumably. Also he was a massive fag.
>Vortex
Doubt it. 'Tex strikes me as the "always on duty" type. Except when it comes to Bee. So getting conversation out of him would be difficult. Especially for Anon.
>Striker
Definite no.
Unless Anon time travels to before he became an edgy cowboy with vague revolutionary motivations.
S'all I got off the top of my head.

>>149440955
A particular purple unicorn begs to differ

>>149392507
this reminds me that having sex with a real anthro would probably be pretty messy and uncomfortable, all that fur getting everywhere, sticking all over your skin since humans sweat. You might even get rug burn if you go hard enough

>>149440985
Tifa has more porn than her

>>149441020
Only if you count stuff on mainstream sites. Adding in the pony boorus would easily fix that.

>>149440975
>>149440861
What if anon somehow ends up caught in one of charlie's shenanigans and has to interact with HH's cast as well? Which ones would he get along with and which would he despise?

>>149441074
I wonder if Viv ever seethes over the fact that Gordon Ramsey took the name Hotel Hell

>>149441074
He goes full Pol Pot on the hotel.

>>149440985
The fact she still gets anything these days is incredible(and great) but the new generation was a massive flop and it's been dead for almost a decade, while Vivslop will most likely continue for many more years as she continues to milk her with merch and drawings.

>>149441191
>it's been dead for almost a decade
https://variety.com/2025/film/news/my-little-pony-movie-live-action-amazon-mgm-hasbro-1236461858/

>>149441191
>Vivslop will most likely continue for many more years
Honestly, kinda doubtful
Her stuff's "hot" now cause its still new, but it has nowhere near the same staying power as the horse show
The novelty will wear off and people will get tired and bored by the constant swearing
Hell, the only reason a lot of people are even invested in this stuff is because of the anthro girls, which vivzie has taken clear steps towards obscuring in favor of her homo romance

>>149441191
Loona has more than twilight sparkle too

This will be incredibly cringy but I feel that Loono should take some design pointers from this pokemon, called "Lycanroc-Night". It just screams him.

>>149441846
>Pokezoos are here
>Again

>>149441846
>"Hey Anon check out my cool ass OC!"
"Wow Loono it's uh, cool for sure."
"Wait a minute, this looks like a Pokemon..."
>"W-what? Nooo dude he is my original design completely my own idea."
"I just searched them up dude, Lycanroc, midnight form."
>"..."

How can you fix Stella?

>>149442447
Be there for her and support her at all times. Making sure she feels loved and cared for but never being a doormat and teaching her a relationship is a two way street. And then lots and lots of fugging.

>>149442553
Indeed, she deserves to be happy.
>And then lots and lots of fugging.
Only after marriage and for procreation

>>149442577
Of course I am saving it for after marriage, I wanna hear that wonderful squawking when she finally gets a taste of dick she loves.

>>149432659
>"He's such a fucking douche, he's pretentious and acts like he's better than everyone else when he's literally just a free-loading leech taking advantage of other people's generosity which they can handle cause they actually have their shit together. Don't get me started on his weird sex shit, all he wants at any given moment seems to be to get a chance to get his dick wet, not to mention he wants to fuck a married woman the most-"
>"Don't you have a thing for Tex who's in a relation-"
>"Shut. Up! Fatty! And then there's his disingenuous bullshit about what he's gonna do with his life. He's stuck doing nothing, or ends up doing shit which is somehow worse than nothing and pretends like he's actually gonna make something of himself when he's too far up his own ass to realize he's never gonna be anything until he fixes his shit which he's too insecure to admit he's got. He is, by far and away the WORST character, and I wish he was real so I could go up to Earth and make him suck a slug out of my shotgun."
>"You know we could just change the channel, Loona"
>"Shut up, Millie, Cleavland's funny"
>Meanwhile, Blitzo's sweating buckets

>>149433837
>If you work your tucchus off I’m fairly confident you’ll succeed. Sincerely, -E
E, as in... Emily perhaps?

>>149442553
fugging first
get all the pent up stress and anger out of her, give it to her until she's too tired to be angry then have a small conversation with her, then go from there

>>149442850
Do all paths to saving Stella really involve sex?

>>149402154
I kinda get a Barry vibe from Anon, seems a little scared of himself and what he's capable of.

need valerie...

>>149443210
Shut up, Anon

Based Anon for not paying for sex and preserving his virginity.

>>149443695
Well, he’s not kissless

>>149440261
>>149440302
>>149440336
Another episode of Americans forgetting that Spain exists and is a European country from which the Spanish language originates. The Catalan language also uses the same interrogative and exclamative punctuation rules as Spanish.

>>149392341 (OP)
>right eye visible despite hair fully covering it
that looks like ass

>>149443756
>First kiss stolen by a whore
Sad.

>>149440986
somehow hotter than a human female

>>149440986
>might even get rug burn if you go hard enough
sounds kind of hot

>>149418891
Call me an autist then because that sounds like the first thing someone would say to make you pay for sex

>>149443759
>brownoid defending brownoid

>>149439875
>hfw Anon and Stolas swap bodies, causing her brain to short circuit

>>149444905
I'd rather swap bodies with Blitzo than with Stolas

>>149444947
Stolas seems like the better choice, he won't ruin your body and/or life like Blitzo would

>>149402154
Very good, best thing I've read in a while

>>149445031
I don't trust Stolas with my body. He'd probably try to fuck Blitzo. At least if I swap with Blitzo, there's no chance of that

>>149439978
Fuck with him mentally
>Build his life up the best you can in hell
>Make his Business successful
>Create a loving family
>Build a strong friend group and repair his existing relationships
>Swap bodies
>Watch him destroy it all because he's incapable of maintaining anything good in life

>>149444897
>t.

>>149392341 (OP)
I have taken a shit.
The thread will now fall into the darkness below.

Wholesome Family for 500

>>149445251
Did you remember to flush?

>>149445039
Thank you! General thoughts?

>>149445039
I'm no furry but GOD DAMN.

>>149443759
>>149445234
Ok, but you’re still brown. Spaniards are brown. Even other countries like fucking Japan portray you people as brown in their media.

>>149445127
Stolas will fuck Blitzo in your body. Blitzo will fuck everything that moves in your body.

>>149445402
>This is brown according to Americans
And I see someone took that meme personally kek.

>spaniards
>white

>>149443759
How'd it feel being your own country for 5 minutes?

The fuck is going on here

>>149429523
God fucking damn where is this version of tears of the kingdom?

>>149446118
Brownoid got called brown, the local brownoid did not take it well

>>149392341 (OP)
>don't repost without credit
>literally just copies of screenshots

What are some good loona fics you recommend?

>>149446118
Just another 'white' American superiority complex episode where American /pol/tards accuse actual Europeans of being brown.