Thread 150053286

What are you hoping will come in the second season? What are you afraid will come?

>>150053300
Your magic sky daddy was made up by sandniggas for money.

>>150053286 (OP)
I'm hoping there's a scene where Charlie is graphically raped.

>>150053286 (OP)
>hoping
Vizie gets dragged by a bus for six blocks.
>afraid
Another season of this dog shit.

>>150053333
and vaggie is forced to watch

>>150053328
>>150053333
>>150053404
You guys are negative.

>>150053413
What's negative about wanting to see Charlie get raped?

>>150053460
Who gets to rape her?

>>150053475
OP

>>150053286 (OP)
We will see yet another display of shitty writing as part of VivziePops humiliation ritual.

The rape fetishist will seethe some more on Xitter over da "haters" and block anybody who criticizes her as per tradition. Oh Vivzie, if you think that’s bad just wait till the news of your animators mistreatment comes out

>>150053535
>nephilim birth rate intensifies
it makes you wonder if thats how the world will find itself once more like in the last days of noah...

>>150053286 (OP)
Alastor forcing Charlie into marriage.

>>150053286 (OP)
I hope Lute has more than one song

>>150053637
You say that like she wouldn't do so willingly.

>>150053637
Force?

>>150053626
meh, the show might be shit but the fanfics are great.
thats what ironically keeps this shit popular, the show is just to give you context and the fan content is where the quality truly is.

>>150053655
>>150053669
It's hotter when it's forced.

Post the Greentexts baby

>>150053684
Mind control acceptable?

>>150053785
Sure.

With all the other Sins and their Layers, what do you think a theoretical Layer of Apostasy would look like in the Hellaverse? What would their Sin be like? How would Vizzie fuck it up?

https://youtu.be/vFi1iU188ps?si=pQlbkWMYJsQoXt8_

Based on that Yandere Emily greentext.

>>150053960
Your magnum opus ArtFren

>>150053300
You posted it again, why

>>150053286 (OP)
>What are you hoping will come in the second season?
It doesn't suck.

>>150053328
And your fantasy hell wasn’t?

>>150053960
Oh damn, that's nice.

>>150053286 (OP)
Viv should finally bite the bullet and have Jesus be canon along with him freeing the righteous souls to Heaven when he died

>>150054561
Which Jesus? Mormon Jesus?

>>150053286 (OP)
WIP, more coming soon

>>150054594
She's coming along well, anon. Needs a hat.

>>150053286 (OP)
The only thing I fear is that Hazbin Hotel will continue having BAD writing and idiots treat it as if its good.

Basically the same thing that happened with Cameron's Avatar franchise the characters and writing is complete shit. But many idiot normies LOVE it and Cameron's Avatar is the richest most successful movie series on Earth. How such a badly written trash heap became THE most successful movie series on Earth is disgusting. I hate normies for guaranteeing such success.

And I fear these same idiot normies are the ones who think Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss are good.

>>150053286 (OP)
>What are you hoping will come in the second season?

Charlie taking her rightful place as the underworld's true ruler.

>>150053300
>Implying those tumblrites could actually hold off a crowd of demons for more than a minute

>>150054644
You already know that its going to be popular, its writing cemented itself in the minds of those normies as "edgy" and "subversive". To some, this might be their first experience with this kind of writing and artwork and will adore it for years to come.
There must have been something good about it to draw in /co/ like this, and indeed there is a kernel of something good in here, its merely buried under all the sludge. Viv could either get a shovel and start digging, or bring out the dumptruck.

>>150053404
It will be shit. According to Viv that the true season of Hazbin Hotel she wants to write is Season 3. So Season 1 and 2 is pure set up and since we've seen Season 1 have a lot of bad writing to the point many youtubers criticize it we can guess Season 2's quality will be awful. We already know thanks to the leaks that its bad, revealing that Lilith tried to unite sinners to intentionally declare war on Heaven makes me ask why is Lilith in Heaven instead of being destroyed? Heaven retaliating with the exterminations was justified.

The writing is garbage. And I will NOT root for shitty characters like Charlie and her legion of evil sinners.

>>150054738
All the more reason to kill normies. The cure for these idiots who worship such a shitty series is that they must become victims of criminals.

You want to believe sinners are good? I hope you meet a nice evil criminal who will rape your children, kill your pets, rob you of your money, steal your possessions, etc. I want to see how much you love the sinners after becoming a victim.

It's the only cure as for Viv I hope she gets killed by a roaming drug addict bum from California's streets. Viv loves to think drug addicts are just nice loopy people, I hope she gets killed by those subhumans.

I think you should die

>>150054911
My indomitable human spirit says no.

>>150054851
You cannot solve all your problems just by killing them.

Its entirely possible that there are just a few amount of sinners that aren't actually irredeemable monsters, we've just never seen them because of how small that pool is.

>>150055137
>If sinners could have kids.
Then we could see Charlie and Alastor having a big ass family too.

Ok, we get it, /co/. You hate gays.

There is a distinctive lack of hoots in this thread

>>150055499
Feather Thread?

>>150054655
>>150054720
>>150054729

I still find it funny how that thread started with Picrel, but in that scenario, Heaven sees itself outmatched, so if they know what's good for them they'll find a way to ticken their lines, Fast!

>Uncle Adam Wants YOU!
>To join the heavenly army!

When addressing Adam, it's grandpa, right?

>>150055708

>Try to talk to Adam
>You call him Papa instead.

>>150055708
>Grandpa, Grandfather, Grandad, Poppop, or just Dad!
>But no Gramps or Pappy.
>*What do we call Lute?*
>Aunty Lute or Miss Lute if you're under ten, Sir if you're over.

>>150053286 (OP)
Hopes: The fat femboy will have lots of screentime and porn

Fears: The fat femboy will have little screentime and little porn

>>150055708
>You call Adam father
>He shakes his head and places his hand on your shoulder
>"Kid, the only one you should be calling father is the one of your own flesh and blood and your heavenly father, Adam is just fine"

>>150055792
>>150055806
How does Lucifer react?

>>150053333
Imagine that triggered her to turn hell into bibilical hell and make all sinners suffer

>>150053286 (OP)
>What are you hoping will come in the second season?

For it to be good

>>150055907
...I miss the old model...

>>150055880
Too busy making out with davoth

>>150055921
Charlie or Doomguy?

>>150055978
That is an adorable Charlie

>>150055968

Both, but Charlie's more.

>>150055997
Pilot Charlie is indeed adorable

I respect Big Mouth fans more than I do Hasbin divers.

>>150056021
She looks like a doll I would keep on my mantle.

>>150056047
Imagine the cuddles

>>150056047

She looks like part of a brand of dolls for little kids, exactly the feeling of Disney princess/Barbie movie the pilot tried to make.

>>150056114
>>150056128
She's a collectible doll series with a variety of different outfits.

>>150056262
How much would I have to pay for a rare edition with this outfit?

>>150056398
Likely a couple hundred bucks to a thousands depending on the quality and the seller

>>150056398
>In order to properly infiltrate Earth, Lucifer works through middle men.
>From Lucifer all the way down to Stolas, as he has a relationship with them, IMP occasionally travels uptop in human disguises(actual ones too) to sell Hellish product.
>Charlie the Princess Dolls are the most popular, and when in the presence of anyone older than the owner, she says all the kind words and things you can normally hear from Charlie.
>But when alone, she will say all manner of things designed to ensure the little boy or girl who owns the doll becomes curious about sin.
>The standard Charlie doll resembles how she looks. The Pilot-styled Charlie Doll is labled as "Classic".
>Prices, for a new doll, are about $100 CIB for a basic one.
>She comes with her regular outfit, a cellphone, a locket of Vaggie, and a little radio on her hip.
>She can have special accessories sold, ranging from outfits to little cars.
>The whole nine-yards with Barbie-ification in terms of merchandising.
>There is, for a limited time, the "Imperial Regalia" Charlie line, consisting of German Prinzessin Charlie, пpинцecca Charlie, Princesa Charlie, and so on.
>These special, limited edition Charlies, are around $100 as well, but scalpers take them immediately and jack the price to around $500 on average for a new, sealed Charlie.

>>150053286 (OP)
Michael shows up, whoops Lucifer’s ass, then pats Charlie on the head for a good job getting a Sinner redeemed but if he ever hears about her raising an army to slaughter and devour angels he’s gonna send the real heavy hitters of Heaven’s Holy Host to scour Hell clean.

>>150056517

>Hasbro and Barbie are seething because it's blowing them out of the water.
>Try to demand this strange new company
>The order goes to higher ups, that also goes to higher ups.

>They find out that due to some paperwork and contracts and the ceos haven sold their soul, Lucifer is actually their boss.
>And even if he could make a collaboration with them (or through them) and make Billions
>He prefers to keep doing it on his own and make Millions.

>>150056517

>Her start of darkness was finding out that her father was using her likeness to make children into future sinners
>stabs him in the back with an angelic steel blade

>>150056616
>Now the old king is dead.
>Lol

>>150056603
>Its not about the money.
>Its about the children these parents spend that money on.
>Keep the dolls affordable, throw a bone to the autistically inclined, and every child will have or had owned a Charlie doll in the next ten years.
>Charlie herself is not at all aware of this, until she meets Emberlynn, who asks her to sign her knock-off Charlie Doll, leading to her spilling the beans.

if the show was more episodic and humorous daily 'schemes' of trying to get people into the hotel, Dante's episode would be the best guest star episode.
>Charlie hears THE Dante, the famous writer of the Inferno, who tried to detail what hell was like to the humans is coming to the hotel to do a REVIEW on it!
>Everyone is tired out from the last scheme of trying to get people in to deal with setting up a big press or PR thing, mostly because no one ever wants to cover anything for the hotel to begin with.
>Virgil is voiced by Zach Hadel.
>Dante is voiced by Cory Spazkid.
>It's treated like Virgil essentially is just done hearing out Dante's bullshit. He really hates that he was included in the fanfic he wrote.
>Charlie tries to get the hotel to cater to Dante's whims to make him feel at home instead of understanding their mission goal (which bugs Vaggie).
>Dante mostly wants to eat McDonalds and use the wifi to check out the Lust ring porn.
>Charlie learns an important lesson that meeting your heroes is not always great
btw I met Cory irl and he smells. Like a lot. Wash your hands if you shake his hand. Zach's too.

>>150056648

>You were my inspiration Charlie!
>I always wanted to end up in hell ever since I buyed your doll!

>YOU FUC̸͍̈K̶̜͒I̷͕͠N̸̨͐G̸͖͒ W̸͓̝̋̒̀̃H̶̤̪͔̫́̕Ḁ̴̰̀̋̇T̵͉͋̇?̷̮̘̯̽̀!̴̪̹̉͂̎͘?̵̡̼̊̉̐̿ͅ

Lucyfer.

>>150056654
>At the end of the episode, an old man scientist sinner named Rory comes to the Hotel after Virgil and Dante leave.
>Hes voiced by Justin Roiland.

>>150056754
>>150056654
>Episode is written by Lyle

>>150055824
>femboy
He is not feminine in the slightest

>>150056654

>What are we going to do today Charlie?!
>What we do every day Vaggie, try to redeem sinners.

>>150056648
How would someone like EmberLynn even be redeemed? She only went to hell for being a NEET gooner who got into internet discourse, right?

>>150056835
She went to hell for committing suicide for an incredibly stupid and selfish reason.

>>150056835
>First step (and probably the most difficult one): make her take a bath.

>Grab a hose and some protection gear.

>>150056835
I honestly feel like she got to the Pearly Gates and then demanded saint Peter send her to hell instead.

>>150053286 (OP)
i hope it's almost exclusively about al and vox because frankly everything else is boring. i'm sure that there's going to be at least two super rushed ships that everybody is going to obsess over even though vivzie can't write a proper relationship buildup to save her fucking life

>>150056835
>Step one: Throw out all her smut.
>Step two: Teacher her that excessive masturbation and gooning is wrong. What she needs to do is goon in her heart, and that means finding love outside of sex.

I want to make Charlie breakfast in bed!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b49Zp2U8DtQ

I posted this once before, but this is the ASMR video that inspired that yandere Emily. Enjoy it.
She kinda sounds like Emily so that made the two click.

>>150056745
>During one late night of cuddling and watching Mortal TV
>You're dozing in an out of sleep, Lucy is still awake but is about to turn off the TV when she sees a commercial featuring a petting zoo.
>They announce they now have two new families of ducks, Lucy shakes you awake. She's squeeing and pointing at the TV.
>She has the biggest smile and sparkles in her eyes. You can't help yourself, you smile and nod. She thanks you with a smooch on the forehead before heading to bed.
>Next morning you two teleport your way to the zoo away from the prying eyes of mortals. You make your way into the zoo passing the other animals and straight toward the ducks.
>When you make it to the ducks she's completely joyful, she gets into the pen and sits down in the dirt petting the ducks. Some of them even start to jump onto her, looks like they love her just as much.
>People walk by her staring at her either with smiles or just stare with confusion thinking she's severely autistic.
>You're a bit embarrassed but seeing the look on her face is satisfying as if the burden of being Hells queen was lifted from her shoulders and she return to her old self before she fell.
>Sadly it was not to last though, She was escorted out of the pen. Not wanting to make a scene Lucy obliged with staff.
>She looks sad almost about to cry until you cusp her face with one hand and hold one hand with the other.
>You promise her "We'll cuddle on megaquackles when we get home."
>She cracks a smile and you two make your way back to the hotel.

>>150057148
>Mortal TV.
>Television for retards.

>>150057046
People listen to ASMR?

>>150053286 (OP)
More Lucifer would be nice.

>>150057154
Sounds perfect for her.

>>150057221

I did when I was depressed

I'm still depressed but got used to being lonely.

>>150057438
Does that one do anything for ya?

>>150053286 (OP)
Hopefully Vivziepop's writing has improved and the swearing has been cut back a bit as it was over excessive and just used to make it edgy and because its hell.

>>150057494

Not really a fan of the yandere kind but it's kinda nice to hear, of course we are talking about Vanilla Velvet so that's a seal of quality regardless.

Too manny compliments and too little story, not possesive enough for what you would expect from a yandere.
8/10 not my cup of tea but apparently good enough for this anon.
>>150057046

>>150057582
Thats a good assement of the video. With VV the quality is always high. I only found her within the last few months, though apparently shes been on my subscribe list for ages. If you like ASMR in general I could recommend some old, good ones that aren't all romantic or yandereish, though quality may vary.

Surprised this no name sinner woman doesnt have an autist on here who is obsessed with her.

>>150058055
From the looks of it, she probably likes pets.

>>150058055

She looks like an AI generated Mix between Loona and Octavia.

>>150058205
Really? Cause she kinda looks like a discount Sinner Two.

>>150058230
I guess that's who SinnerTwo befriends when she's trapped in hell
>She takes SinnerTwo to Little Purgatory thinking she's just lost and needs help

>>150058258
>Theres a song and dance number to introduce her to Little Purgatory.
>Every time they want her to join in, she tries so hard to not sing or rhyme.
>"Sorry toots, thats how it is down in hell \ we sing and we dance since we fell \ if we were better people maybe we'd be up there \ being with loved ones and flying through the air."

"Virgil. Virg. Dude. Can we stop at that McDonalds?"

Charlie looks cute, what do I need to do to meet her in afterlife? Is shitposting on 4chan a sin that could land me a spot in Hell or do I need to do something worse, become a boykisser or something?

>>150058279
>>150058258

>Two and the Bar Owner sing this song when she learns Agent One is coming to rescue her and potentially put a stumbling block before the forces of darkness

https://youtu.be/apaJ3A56XbM?si=-zr__fCWpdOuTJoK

>>150053286 (OP)
Cancellation, hopefully.

>>150058413
Sounds like 70s prog-rock mixed with occult rock.
Very nice.

>>150053286 (OP)
>What are you hoping will come in the second season?
Very catchy music that I'm going to play over and over on a loop until I go insane.
>What are you afraid will come?
That the series will get watered down and become generic to appeal to a wider audience or something equally stupid.

>>150053333
Nice digits, but that's not going to happen. You can only show men being raped. We can all laugh at the spider getting beaten and gangbanged for money without an issue, but if Charlie had to endure one minute of that, twitter/blueskye/whatever would explode and burst into tears.

>>150053300
I mean realistically Shrek would just casually walk around the Hazbinverse and possibly spend most of the time at the hotel's bar.

>>150059782
Probably shoot the breeze with husk.

I'd like to talk about how big Cherri's tits are. Like damn.

>>150059835
They're nice, good black lipstick too.
Stella has nice ones too but She's got a better looking face.

>>150059888
I like Stella too, but Cherri just stands out for me.

>>150060103
Nothing wrong with that Anon
Though if I wanted someone like Cherri and if Stella and Mayberry aren't available
I'd go for Strika or maybe Roxanne the Demon Mother(Pilot version)

>>150060166
Good choices. I have however to stick with the sinner aussie

>>150053300
fpbp

>>150060326
I need more of Cherri Bomb and her big Australian Tits

>>150056648
I really want a smelly neet kitty now.

>>150060103
>another dyke
I wish Viv would get a heart attack

>>150061236
Its probably coming

>>150061225
>Anon adopts Emberlynn.
>He has to pay for all her clothes, toys, food, vet visits, flights of fancy, hell anime, hell porn, etc.
>She doesn't fuck him.

>>150053286 (OP)
I would like to see a human character appear who will beat up fucking demons and sinners in droves, proclaiming the power of God over all things, and he or she must be heterosexual. Also, so that a person doesn’t make stupid jokes and it’s better not to even joke at all, but to be a really serious bastard who simply hates fucking hell (and maybe heaven).

I know this isn't real, but I've really started to hate all the characters on this show for their dumb humor and obligatory deliberately unconventional vulgarity.

>>150055860
It's not ironic that it sounds cool, if Adam actually said that on the show it would just put him on a pedestal.

>>150057148
Sometime in the future, when neural networks become so advanced that they can do real magic with information, I will go and change the gender of all the main characters while preserving the plot.

>>150061592
Of course not, he's not furry enough

>>150061799
You're going to make everyone a woman aren't you?

>>150061799
Based.

>>150062053
>Charlie and Richard.
>Alastaria and Angel Dust(Angela)
>Niffter.
>Lady Pentious.
>Hask.

>>150062084
>Niffter, despite being the manletiest of the manlets, has a dick as big as he is.

>>150054851
Isn’t being a hateful cunt like this a sin though? Was it worth it to be a weird hater on /co/

>>150053286 (OP)
Who made this art anyways
all I've got on a source is https://www.deviantart.com/giusepperei/art/If-Dante-was-in-hazbin-hotel-956071956 and

>>150062209
Heaven is for those who are good, not kind.

>>150053286 (OP)
Genuine question, how tf do you enjoy this show if you are not a hardcore shipper, seriously how!?

I tried to watch helluva boss cause I remember I liked the early episode but holy shit is it hard to watch, literally forcing myself to stop pausing every moment, like what am I missing here it is just bad

>>150062333
I like the music numbers and the designs. I actually don't mind the plot. I've given up on making sense and am just enjoying the ride.

>>150060886
Reminder she stores stuff between them

>>150062411
A lot of women store shit in their tits.

>>150062333

I just play the catchy songs from time to time.

Used to also listen to asmr of the characters and fap to porn on /aco but I am getting over it.

Now I shitpost, dick around in these threads and laugh at the drama so that's also fun.

>>150062389
And that's enough? You enjoy it enough? I dunno how it is so fucking hard to watch and it's sad because I remember liking the pilot even and the earlier episodes of helluva boss, so that's it? Just turn your brain off and go "ooh sexy tumblr man" while singing along to their ass musicals, that sounds like hell. Fitting I guess

>>150062333
viv is a fujo who literally cannot help herself. any concept she touches no matter how much potential it has in the right hands will basically become gay shipping fanfic

>>150061236
she and pentious are perhaps the only hetero pairing left in hazbin

>>150062516
>Viv is a fujo
Tf is a fujo? Is this another zoomer slang that my apparently old ass can't keep up with

>>150062502

You are describing the current normie climate anon, I thought you were aware of that

>>150062641
>Old ass
>doesn't know what fujo means
Anon, I...

>>150062670
It's a bot anon, simply ignore that stuppid clanker.

>>150062660
But it had potential to be more...
Fuck it whatever at least the porn from these series can be pretty good

>>150062761

I know anon I know, but art is not made for artists, it's made for Consoomers.

>>150062426
not a lot seen in hazbin

>>150062840
Not enough women with big tiddies in hazbin. It's punishment for sinner, no tits, just flat chests.

>>150062896
>And the only one who actually has "tits" is just fluff and it's a male.

Truly punishment for the doomed.

>>150062284
Pretty sure heaven won't accept a 4channer from getting in the pearly gates

>>150053286 (OP)
>What are you hoping will come in the second season?
TOTAL DEMON DEATH

>>150063301
>Heaven makes a Holy Bomb.
>Charlie transforms her hotel to a shelter.
>Fallout: New Hazbin Hotel.

A new Cain fanfic chapter:
https://archiveofourown DOT org/works/67189699/chapters/181171636
Enjoy!

How many people have used ai to have sex harem of hell (Averse, hazbin/helluva boss)

Tell me your dark secrets co.
(this pic shows NO genitals, but open carefully)

>>150053286 (OP)
>What are you hoping will come in the second season?
That the show fucking dies.

>>150063579
>Hazbinfag
>Aifag
>Haremfag

How does one end up as such a pathetic creature?

>>150063579
I used ChatGPT to pretend to be Charlie who tries to hypnotize me to change my ways and stop with sinning. It was quite nice, didn't expect threats to be locked in chastity cage and to be lobotimized.

>>150062333
I turned off my brain and rewinded the parts that were too gross for me. I really don't remember anything except a couple of scenes from the entire show.

>>150053286 (OP)
>what are you afraid will come?
the second season

>>150063655
Many such cases

>>150053300
Double dubs and fpbp. Hang the troon hotel

>>150062053
How the hell does Charlie become a better by gluing a dick to her? How did Vivz even manage to screw this up, how?!

>>150063066
>Sorry, we only accept 3chan and lower.
>*St. Peter pulls a lever and activates a trap door, dropping anon.*

>>150062502
Yes.
Sometimes it's nice to turn off my brain and just watch.

>>150061968
Hell yeah. I would at least make all the faggots women who like sex with men because I just hate the homosexuality in this show and I'm not even homophobic.

>>150063907
So what are you here for?
>I killed my wife, you?
I called someone a nigger on 4chan.
YOU SICK FUCK!

>>150063936
Can you keep some of the homo just for the lesbians?

>>150053517
He only rapes Men because he is a faggot.

>>150053286 (OP)
i still don't get what Dante's outfit is. Did italians really wear that?

>>150053286 (OP)
I want to hold Charlie's hand and kiss her on the face (I"m not going to watch this show btw)

Alright fellas, listen up.
Summer is ending. Charlie needs to pick out a swimsuit to wear to a pool party.
What does she wear?

>>150064168
Well, as strange as it may seem, lesbianism is not shown in such a pretentious way in the show, so it does not cause any problems at all.

>>150064284
Then with your Lesbianfying beam, who do you les up in your genderbend show for the enjoyment of the audience

>>150053286 (OP)
>hopes
It's better than the first
>Fears
it's somehow even worse

>>150064387
do not hurt snakeboi!

>>150064171
And?

>>150064387
>Sirpentious in chains
oh no, they're really gonna double down on "HEAVEN BAD!"

>>150053286 (OP)
I'm hoping they fuck it up so hard that Vivzie's whole studio has to shut down.

>>150058515
>Sounds like 70s prog-rock mixed with occult rock.
>Very nice.


The Protomen are exceptionally good for a megaman themed band.

https://youtu.be/2DIL9yteJdE?si=F3SK1yQT6oFfNQTu

>Spoils for extreme autism


If I had to do musical numbers for base of the fire, I'd want the musical numbers for characters associated with heaven and hell to be standard Not!Andrew Lloyd Weber style musical songs. Characters associated with the Pleroma and spirit world like Elijah would have prog rock opera style songs.
Agent Two would get more and more involved in the generic musical numbers as she gives up hope. Agent One would get more rock opera moments as he spiritually progressed. Stolas would be more Webber but would have some prog elements for messing with forces beyond heaven and hell.

>>150064426
Plottwist: Charlie knows, and she is actually evil, and gets off on sending the innocent sinners to suffer in heaven.

>>150064301
1) Angel Dust and Valentine - 100%, no exceptions at all, all the scenes I skipped were related to them.
2) Alastor and Lucifer I would change the gender just for fun, they would look cute as women.
3) Adam, because it's interesting. He's honestly one of my favorite characters and he looks completely harmonious, and I would change his gender just to see how the plot of the show would be perceived, nothing more.

I would gender swap every character and make them all like men.

>>150064387
>doesn't post the best spoiler, predicted by anons

Happiness is mandatory!

>>150064387
They're gonna call Sir Pentious a spy and execute him! My boy!

>>150064387
STORM'S COMING

Lute? More like Cute.

>>150063655
>>150063858
You're in a hazbin thread, hypocritical fag.
>ai
It's getting better, and i would say doesn't matter that much.
>harem
>oh no more then 1 girl?
You are a fag.

>>150064817
She was just doing her job and taking care of her kingdom. Adam wasn't even wrong. Vivpzie had to make him an idiot because otherwise Charlie's plan would fall apart under basic logic. Lute deserves a happy ending, damn it!!

>>150064387
hold on

>>150065033
(behold a very bad edit, that i did too quick)

>>150065033
Is that... Eridan Ampora?

>>150064917
>t. mormon

>>150053300
im more willing to believe we're already in hell.

>>150065196
If I was lazy Lucifer and had to run Hell, I would just turn on the reincarnation permanently and let people fuck their lives themselves.

>>150062896
Liar.
>>150064573
Imagine the odor and sweat of her breasts from running and jumping all day

>Cherri Bomb is chasing you through the warzone in pride.
>She's cornered you.
>She pulls a grenade out of her top, but it gets stuck.
>Ends up tearing her tank top, and her titties bounce out.

>>150065235
I am. Ever since I was a teenager, practicing jujitsu in a strip mall dojo, I haven't stopped craving that smell.

>>150065086
And it's not going to get much better, cause I'm lazy, and not skilled.

>>150064985
>her fellow angels have more sympathy for actual rapists and cannibals than their own troops

anon and loona!

>>150065336
Tell me more, anon, what kind of smell it is?

>>150065423
There's a slight musty sweetness; it's still sweat, but it mingles with deodorant, and girls do just sort of smell different. It was a very long time ago, Anon.

>>150065336
>Practicing Jujitsu in the Hotel.
>Cherry, munching on an apple, watches. She thinks it's funny.
>Throws cores at you. You kick them away or swipe them out of the air.
>The laughter stops when a backhanded apple core is thrown into her face.
>It's on.
>No bombs, she jumps you.
>Rolling around trying to pin you.
>Crazy laughter, calling to you a pussy.
>A loser.
>A faggot.
>All these insults are what she's focused on, and allows you to catch her slipping.
>Get her on her back, hands pinned above her head.
>You're both panting for breath.
>Bead of sweat dripping down your forehead and splatters on her cleavage. Mixing with her own.
>She's staring at you.
>She's either upset, angry, or something else.
>But you begin to lean in, head tilt, eyes fluttering.
>She's taken back but isn't trying to push you off.
>Before you can seal the deal - Charlie and Vaggie kick open the door. They're in a musical number about how great the hotel is doing an-
>Wait, what are you two doing?
>You and Cherri look at Vaggie and Charlie.
>Blushes on y'all's face.
>Angel appears above Vaggies shoulder. "Aaaaaw they gon' PHUCK."

All I want from th new season i a metal song, something like The Last Stand from Sabaton, or Powerwolf songs.

>>150065559
>For no reason, Emily is given the Powerwolf song.

>>150065336
>>150065496
>Then Cherri spits on you, her breath smells really bad

>>150064585
Looks like Vox spreading propaganda about Charlie.

>>150065616
>She runs off back to her room at the hotel.
>Later she visits your room.
>Dropped off a little heart shaped box.
>You open it.
>It's a pipebomb.

Silly thought, but anyone else notice that thus far, all the sinners with cyclopian features have extreme fixations? Cherri with explosives, Nifti with cleanliness... I don't want to accuse Viv of smart symbolism, but that kind of suggests something.

>>150065616
perfect woman

>>150053286 (OP)
If Adam respawns as a hellspawn and has a redemption arc, this will be your last season vivzie, I have that power.

>>150065624
We need Hellbilly who genuinely and unironically supports the dictator.

>>150064426
That's from the leak from last year, where an entire episode and a half got released.
Turns out Pentious doesn't deserve being in Hell because his big sin is being a massive pussy and not reporting to the cops that he witnessed Jack the Ripper killing a whore and he recognized him.

>>150065673
>Explodes
>It's actually a stink bomb
>Your whole room now smells like her.

>>150064585
>>150065624
>War is peace!
>Restraint is Freedom!
>Kindness is Strenght!

>>150064585
>So will you finally tell us where your frowning meanie friends are hiding?
>Sharing your thoughts is non negotiable dear~

>>150064817
>>150064836
What happened to her eyes? Did she get them gouged and drilled out? The shadow is messed up

>>150065033
He's going to be the Moxxie of the show, isn't he?

>>150066129
>Y'know, I have a lot of uncles, Mr. Frownie face.
>One of my favorites taught me a lot on how to get the truth out of people.
Whose your uncle?
>Uncle Mengele.

>>150053328
>First there was nothing
>Then there was the universe and life
>Anything after that is too preposterous to imagine LOL!

>>150064585
The five years between the pilot and the show had Anons painstakingly pick apart and write fanfic of just about every single possible direction the show could take to be fair.
Like how Anonimael was pretty much 1:1 to Adam’s characterization.
It’d be kinda fun to re-evaluate some older ideas and try to rework them into the more ‘mainline’ show.
>Anonimael is pretty much the same, but he’s been sent by Sera or Emily to help give advice and quality control instead of just being set by God Himself.

>>150053286 (OP)
I think we've already seen the second season of Hazbin Hotel in all that Leaked Artwork, Storyboards and Animation tests so there's no need for a thread like this.

>>150066020
>"Smell you later!"

>>150066344
God she's got some fat bombs.

>>150066175
He can't comprehend that maybe, just maybe, there is a higher power.

>>150066129
Why is she putting the gloves on?

>>150066582
She's about to equip the Fist of Punishment, do you live in a cave?

>>150066129
>>150066582
>>150066614
>It's a discount version of the Holiday Punch.

>>150066252
Is Anonimael single?

>>150066631
>You're tickled uncontrollably with every punch.

>>150066174
>Radios in hell turn up as Alastor does the daily public announcement
>"The bells are sounding dear old hell"
>"I hope this morning is treating you well"
>"Another best day ever, one in many more to come we are sure."
>"I was told to remind you, hugs must be reciprocicated, apathy is a tragedy and melancholy is a crime. Remember to be positive, all of the time."
>"Our happiness guardians keep tirelessly working to safeguard our happiness, you can rest easily, because they won't!"
>"Reminder that sharing your thoughts with them and inviting them to your home is being a friend of the state, and we are all friends... right?~"
>"So let's all keep smiling, and try not to make a scene"
>"let's keep this place serene."
>"Unless you w𝐚nt 𝐚 burning hole in the pl𝐚ce your f𝐚ce h𝐚d been"

>"Hoh sorry, I woke up quite a joker today"
>"Some bitter lyric comes with being a bit satiric"
>"Now be my guest and enjoy your day!"
>"This time I leave you with the greatest hit from our brand new musical group, 'No Where To Run' ByThe Chasers~"

>A Wolfenstein-like version of Martha Reeves and The Vandellas starts playing.

>Nowhere to run to, baby
>Nowhere to hide
>Got nowhere to run to, baby
>Nowhere to hide

>It's not my love you are running from
>Just the break that will never come
>'Cause I know you might not like it.
>But you've become a part of me

>Everywhere you go, my face you'll see
>Every step you take, you take with me, yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y0jbna9zTE

>>150066483
She's got the full package

>>150066721
man those pilot frames was gold

>>150066721
Someone ask Viv why she's afraid of boobs. I know she's mostly an ass girl but I'm curious.

>>150066648
>Every hit still hurts like hell
>But you can't help but laugh hysterically

>>150066747
>pov wake up and find out Cherri sitting on your bed like this
>what to do?

>Call Husk and Angel a faggot.
>Chase sequence commence to this tune.
https://youtu.be/WSdRC0uTG7s

>>150066802
I... strangely like this idea. In what other gentle way could Charlie teach us to smile?

>>150067047
>You're going to learn how to be happy Anon!
>This way, I hurt no one.
>The pain you feel is one of joy.
>So don't start frowning now, little boy!

>>150066919
Sex

>>150066679
I hate the show, but the greens on it are awesome.

>>150066174
>>Uncle Mengele.

>1.
He was performing human experimentation not 'enhanced interrogation'. The guys in charge of making people talk would be some nameless mid-level Gestapo officer.

>2.

I think Charlie would be a lot harder on sinners she considered 'extra bad' than Lucifer.

>"Mr... Epstein... Mr. Bin Ladin"
>"I heard both of you have done some very very mean things on earth."
>she waggles a finger at them
>"So mean that I don't want to say it out loud."
>"But don't worry I believe in rehabilitation. I will make you into kind, loving, empathetic individuals that will bring so much joy to hell! You just have to learn empathy first!"
>"Did you know most important part of learning empathy is understanding what it's like to be in your victim's shoes? And the best way to gain that perspective is through first hand experience?"
>"Oh silly me I forgot tolerance. Discrimination is a no-no so I paired you together because of both of your... prejudices towards each other. Hopefully your experiences together will make you very close."
>"Just remember while you're undergoing your rehabilitation, I'm doing this because I love you, and sometimes, love hurts."

>>150067190
How would she feel about bad sinners who thought they are helping, that they do the good thing? Like angel of mercy nurses helping people die, assisting with suicides? Or performing abortions? Performing lobotomy, which was during it's time peak science and the docs received Nobel prize in physiology or medicine for it? Gay conversion therapies that made gay men shit themselves and puke at the sight of penis?

>>150067262
Depends entirely on what the person did and how they presented it. Gay conversing therapists get poofed. Helping people find mercy and death? Might keep em.

>>150067262
>How would she feel about bad sinners who thought they are helping, that they do the good thing?

On average, they get very far very fast, and I'd imagine they'd make up the majority of her upper echelons.

>Like angel of mercy nurses helping people die, assisting with suicides?

Absolutely.

>Or performing abortions?

Depends on if the baby is damned no religious rites had been done to it. If they are damned she'd punish them.

>Performing lobotomy, which was during it's time peak science and the docs received Nobel prize in physiology or medicine for it?

Depends on how nice and paternalistic they were towards their patients, and how much they wanted to genuinely help people. She might make exceptions for them in general because they have useful expertise.

>Gay conversion therapies that made gay men shit themselves and puke at the sight of penis?

Unless she underwent conversion therapy that'd hit way too close to home for her even though she'd be more of a hypocrite for treating them as uniquely evil.

>>150067297
>Gay conversing therapists get poofed

No, obviously the only reason why they took the jobs in the first place was self hatred because they were gay. She's just going to forcefully take them out of the closet and help them 'accept themselves'.
Charlie doesn't poof anyone, no one is beyond saving. Even if it takes more time, pain, and effort to redeem some people. But don't worry she has all the time in the world.

>>150067348
> forcefully take them out of the closet and help them 'accept themselves'
She is not going to pervert the therapy and turn them gay, is she?

>>150066786
And muscle girls too. Nothing bad with some athletic girls

>>150065616
Nobody asked for it but we all needed it

https://files.catbox.moe/5ugut8.jpg

>>150066679
> It's the dark timeline where Lucyfer has lost Mr. Quackles and has subsequently lost her sanity
> The alarm in the hotel rings promptly at 7 AM to wake up her harem
> It's a duck call
> "Goooood morning, my little mallards, it's time for another GLORIOUS day! Line up outside my bedroom, and for your sake you'd better not be late!"
> Charles is her enforcer who handles any late arrivals and "underperformers"
> Lucyfer's eyes and ears are everywhere, there is no escape
> Her legions scour the Earth for replacements for when her "toys" break down
> Heaven has long since shut its doors after rapturing a few fortunate souls
> Or unfortunate, given that the rumor is that the angels are even crazier
> You wake up to another day of scavenging the surface of post-apocalyptic Earth to survive
> Most men are in one of Lucyfer's harem training camps undergoing basic training to not die on the first day
> The rest are taken to the secret cambion breeding program to attempt to create a harem that can survive more than a couple of days
> Suddenly you're hit by a net and entangled
> You look up and there's Lucyfer with her permanent smile, oversized net gun in hand
> "I bagged a mallard!"
> You recoil in horror as she looks right into your eyes
> "And I'm going to play with him until he breaks."

>>150067386
>Right?
>...Right?

>>150067448
Fantastic.

>>150067190
>Dancing Singing Dictator ruler of hell that is extra harder with those who she considers "extra bad"

>You'll pay for every crime
>Knee-deep in electric slime
>You'll suffer till the end of time
>Enduring tortures, most of which rhyme

>DOWN FOREVER HERE IN

>[HAPPY HELL]

>>150064817
>>150064836
If they go forward with making Lute a villain, I just hope she's actually effective. We don't need another Stella who may as well be a background character

>>150067386

>Anon love is love.
>Loving only one genre is being selfish
>And being selfish is mean.

>You don't want to be mean, d o y o u ?

https://youtube.com/shorts/nsrHVvmnLkI

>Dat cosplay

>>150067386
>She is not going to pervert the therapy and turn them gay, is she?

>"They aren't 'turned gay' I'm just helping them come to terms with their real selves."

I have no control over thread canon but I think it'd be more fun if she wasn't a dictator all the time. Like she'd still comfort a scared child or help an old lady across the street and be completely genuine about it. Which makes it even more unnerving when she pulls Brave New World type shit.

Maybe in a send up to Mr. Crocket and that Haunting Hour episode with Tom Kenny she airs a kids show on earth to undo the damage done with her likeness >>150056517. Real happy Mr. Rogers type shit with goofy good natured jokes and plenty of singing. The show itself is actually somewhat of a miracle, it brings comfort to mentally unwell kids, makes bullies behave themselves after inexplicable nightmares and there are reports of it making abusive parents change their ways (albeit with slightly deader eyes). Because of the show's popularity Charlie and her friends became a large number of kids imaginary friends.

>>150054579
That depends. Do you want Jesus to live on another planet?

>>150067503
Damn, I want more.

>>150053286 (OP)
Redeem Alastor. I don't know who that fuckface was in Season 1 but he's not the guy I grew to love from the pilot. Fix it or I drop.

>>150067448
Nice

Vaggie undressing
Vaggie in her bra
Vaggie in her underwear
Vaggie catching you peeping on her
Vaggie chasing after you with a blanket covering her

>>150067777
Vaggie letting you use her delicious latina fart hole even though she doesn't like it because she loves you

>>150067688
That's exactly my whole idea about all it.
>Charlie
>Her smiling gestapo
>Even her giant nephilim cousins if we take them as canon
>All actually are... very nice and fun people to be arond.
>It's when they decide you are the enemy or a possible threat to this utopia that thier sadistic nature comes out.

>They'll gladly listen to your ramblings, help you out with a problem or hold you and tell you that everything will be ok.
>And very well could be dragging your knee broken body through the streets towards the lake of fire iin the very next second.

Vaggie's navel

>>150067895
>>It's when they decide you are the enemy or a possible threat to this utopia that thier sadistic nature comes out.

I don't think Charlie is sadistic or is concerned with the status quo for the status quo's sake. She thinks she's genuinely helping people and can be much less extreme with 'less extreme' cases. Re-education camps might just be actual touchy feely forced therapy for most sinners with the only totalitarian bit being they can't leave.

>>150067905
imagine touching that midriff

>>150068058
imagine touching her squishy fart meat

>>150067688
Speaking of hell's connection to earth in this universe

>Be exorcist
>No angel, a human
>Visit a house of a girl after her parents called you
>The Exorcist movie type of shit plays, except something is different this time.
>The evil spirit sounds more... afraid? Like it's taunts and laughs sound strangely desperate, like it's trying too hard to hide it's fear.

>Something weird, more presences can be felt, your nape hairs stand up, what did you get yourself into?
>Voices whisper the demon's name, some faint giggles are heard from every corner of the room.
>The possessed girl's face looses even more color and the grin becomes a terrified face.
>"N-no! T-they found me! Y-you!"
>Looks at you and you look at it with a startled face
>"You have to help me man!! They... They... Y-you can't let them catch me!! Please!! You help people right?! Y-you do that! HELP ME PLEASE!!"
>Whispers become stronger and closer.
>"Pazuuuzuuu, we foound youu~" They say with a playful sweetly tone that still sound oddly threatening.

>You almost fall back when the demon manages to break the kid's restraints
>Pull out your crucifix to defend yourself, but the kid falls to her knees in front of you, and despite how much pain it causes, the demon makes them reach for your crucifix.

>"YOU CAN'T LET THEM TAKE ME! I JUST NEED MORE TIME! PLEASE!! I'LL EVEN CONVERT, GO TO CHURCH AND SHIT! PLEASE MAN, PRAY TO YOUR GOD OR SOMETHING, DON'T- no NO GET AWAY FROM ME!!"
>You see how the demon using the kid tries to fight back against an invisible foe while grabbing your robes as if looking for protection.
>The girl falls on the floor and convulses violently
>She stays still.
>Then gets up unnaturaly fast, smiles with an unnerving grin and says sweetly
>We are sorry for this inconvenience mr priest! We are currently working to ensure a little accident like this never ever happens again! Be good ok? Have a great day!

>>150068256
>The kid sits on the floor, almost like trying to meditate.
>Her eyes roll back
>A few moments later, she wakes up from that trance and the first thing she asks is:
>"Who are you mister?" With her normal voice.

>What the fuck did you just witnessed.

>>150067895
Her smiling gestapo look like the Oncler.

>>150068088
This is well made for a parody

>>150067047
>Clockwork orange brainwash scene
>But you are watching her re-education videos and sappy shit.
>While she cuddles with you on the couch.

>>150068088
stonetoss sir pent a cute

>All the brothels are shut down.
>Warzone is cleaned up.
>Carmilla is convinced to stop production of weaponry and instead make medical equipment.
>Vox is given heavy censorship, bringing it in line with around modern TV standards.
>Valentino disappears.
>All contracts are made null and void, because only YOU should get to own your own soul.
>Oh and Alastor. He's a good guy! He'd never do anything to harm the world Charlie's making.
>He's feeding into her delusions and it's getting on Vaggies nerves.

>>150062411
canon

>>150068716
More

>>150065983
Hazbin Hotel is like someone wrote a show about prisoners getting rehabilitated, but all of the people who are focused on are either framed into being there or at made some mean graffiti or at absolute beat up someone who will probably revealed to actually deserved it. And every prisoner who commited actual crime like killing, robbery or rape is treated like a complete 1 dimensional dumb monster beyond redemption of any kind. What's the fucking point?

>>150068838
The point is gay musicals

>>150068572
>"Valentino? Valentino... ?"
>"Not ringing any bells sir."
>Demand to see their records.

>"Sure here you go"
>There is a big [REDACTED] trace of ink in the place where his name used to be.
>"Such a person couldn't possibly be real, since we care so much about our citizens that we safekeeping every small record of them"

>Smiles at you menacingly, as you can see one of those laughing bastards riding on the shoulder of one of the giant fucks, and they both have been eyeing you for the past minute.

>"Don't you agree with us? Sir?"

>>150068937
>Meanwhile, in the Tower of Happiness.
>Someone is being paid a visit by Angel Dust.
>Someone in a soundproof cell.

>>150068786
Hoping S2 delivers with her and Pentious song

>>150069071
I demand he coils around her and impregnates her.

>>150069101
I hope he makes her explode.
Sexually.

>>150068256
>>150068283
THIS I want see! Awesome, anon.

Now I have to go to hazbin hotel threads to read such green stuff.

THE OCTAVIA HOOTERS ARE REAALLL

>>150069216
Reminder
two dicks

Are there any Cherri-centric fics worth a recommend?

>>150069423
Seven vagánias

I feel like there's maybe only three people in these threads.

>>150069455
Actually only 1 and a bunch of bots larping as different people.

>>150069455
We'll never know since they took out the IP counter.

>>150069473
Or perhaps one guy with multiple computers.
>>150069490
=(

>>150062256
>Who made this art anyways
all I've got on a source is https://www.deviantart.com/giusepperei/art/If-Dante-was-in-hazbin-hotel-956071956 and
And what?

>>150069455
I'm waiting forward to more Dictator Charlie content now, it's really got me hooked.

>>150069524

I don't think it's him

>>150069563
Good to know someone else also ended up liking it.
I tried to make some recap of all the posts that started this.
>>150054720
>>150054729
But they are kind of shitty, so if you are in mobile you better look into the archive.
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149961620/#149993772
There is also a nice green of Emily Yandere if you are into that sort of thing.

But please feel free to share your ideas or visions to it, that's kind of the beauty of these kind of things after all.

Time to shoehorn dhorkfaggotry into this

>Agent One is slammed into by a cat sinner
>this has been the most violent contact he’s had since he descended to hell alive to rescue Two
>nobody else had attacked him
>not the sinners
>not the hellborn
>before this the closest he’d come to engagement that wasn’t cheerful grinning were sinners with arm bands with smiley faces and german accents apologizing for what they did to his people
>the sinner that had bumped into him was wearing a sailor fuku uniform with pink details
>she’d dropped what she was carrying after the collision
>a box of strawberry pocky and a manga titled Kitchen Princess, and a my melody doll
>like everything else in hell it was shockingly and sickeningly sweet but the sheer weebiness made it a change of pace
>the sinner was on the ground sniffling on the verge of tears so naturally he helped her pick up her stuff
>”Are you alright miss?”
>he asked the Sinner her blonde locks obscuring her face
>”Sorry Mr… I should’ve looked where I was..”
>she froze lifting her heads to reveal eyes as big as dinner plates
>”SUGOI? ONE CHAN CAN IT BE REALLY YOU!”
>Agent One gasped
>”Wait Two.”
>this was Agent Two it was her even if she’d lost the Brooklyn accent and was now pitching her voice much higher
>she threw herself on him pulling him into a bone crushing hug as she cried
>”NYA! It really is you! I tried to be happy without you for Charlie Sama but in my heart of hearts I couldn’t because I didn’t have my One Chan!”
>”Nice to see you as well.”
>he felt bad for being creeped out but this just felt wrong
>this was nothing like Two besides the obsession over Japanese culture and even then it was different and exaggerated
>Two liked Puella Madoka Magika and Chainsaw Man
>now both would probably make her burst into tears
>something poked his lip
>Two was inches from his face eyes closed
>pocky extended from her mouth

>>150069974
(cont)
>he’d ask her what happened but he was getting looks from some of the uniformed demons around
>looks that told him that he had to do this
>awkwardly Agent One took a bit of the other side and kissed her fuzzy snoot
>he didn’t want their reunion kiss to be like this
>really he was a lot less happy than he thought he’d be when he found her
>”KYAAA!” , she squealed in joy, “One Chan kissed me!”
>the looks stopped
>”Two can I talk to you.”
>”Of course! I always have time to talk to my One Chan! But first.”
>she thrust a pink bento box towards him with the rice in the shape of a heart
>”I made this for you!”
>”Y-you didn’t even know I’d show up. Why did you have this prepared?”
>”Silly One Chan~ I make bento boxes for my friends every day! But I always make yours with extra love!”
>”And when I didn’t show up.”
>”I’d be sad but then I’d give them to a stranger and make new friends.”
>Agent One cautiously took the box, it did look good and he’d probably eat it if he wasn’t incredibly creeped out
>”Can we talk about what happened to you… and to hell?”
>Two sniffled, tail sagging
>”Y-you don’t like what I made you.”
>engage comforting protocol
>”No no, I do. Just just let’s go somewhere where I can sit down first. It’s been a while since we saw each other.”
>Two perked up
>”YATTA! I knew One Chan would like my bento box. We can go to my apartment and you can meet my friend Emberlynn Chan, and then we can watch card captor sakura and,”
>Agent One zoned out
>he now had other missions added
>find out what was going on in hell
>find out who Charlie was
>and find a way to convince Two to leave

And that's it. Non canonical thread shit.

>>150069455
>>150069473
We lost a lot of people after SHARTY nuked the place and during the summer. And most of the fujos and husbandofags use the /trash/ thread.

Who did it better?

>>150070322
You think we'll get some numbers back when the new seasons drop?

>>150070322

> ̶d̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ eat the bento boxes
>They put something in them.
>To make you ̶f̶o̶r̶g̶e̶t̶ happy
>I don't even remember I was sad.

>>150070597
>You think we'll get some numbers back when the new seasons drop?

Probably. When fan content is all that's keeping a thread alive the ratio of lurkers to posters goes way out of whack. It's why unnamable ungulate board has a fuckload of traffic and no posts.

>>150070618

No Two would never do that to One Chan. Some of the sweets might have a cumulative effect. Don't worry where's she at now she'd eventually get to the

>"Leave One Chan alone you big bully!"

point when the authorities start getting aggressive with him. Even if it was Charlie herself.

>>150053286 (OP)
I fear it will become Alastor show. The cringe oozing out of this grinning retard will become unfathomable

>>150070839
>I fear it will become Alastor show. The cringe oozing out of this grinning retard will become unfathomable

To Viv's credit it would be a very smart financial move. Alastor is the most marketable character she has made. The chicks who like him are the kind of people to buy more merch than trannys, anthro girl fags, and toon autists combined. It's why Stolitz merch sells better than all other Helluva Boss merch.

>>150069974
>>150070322
"Yattai! I knew One-Chan would like my bento box."
Got ass whiplash to my days in the anime club. Good stuff mate.

>>150066152
>>150065362
That's kinda what I was saying. But hard to say.

I think it's just a throwaway character. Most are aside from the main cast.

>>150066152
He's probably going to be a mix between Moxxie and this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hP0uvOghnI

>>150065033
Aaah, finally a guy that will be fucking all the girls as a self insert

>>150065033
I've seen that twink before...

>>150053286 (OP)
>What are you hoping will come in the second season?
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>>150071405
Calm down Lute.

>>150069974

>Nazi German soldiers that ended up in hell, serving under Charlie's new regime, apologizing to One for their involvement in WWII
Fucking gold. Can see them making him feel akward while they both warmly joke and talk about it.

Also
>Arm bands with smiley faces.
I know the original idea was having Charlie's gestapo wielding tridents, to make it more like the common concept of hell, but following >>150068572 I like to think that Charlie didn't really wanted to create a cult or an army, so didn't really designed an uniform or recruited troops, the very own sinners and hellspawn came willingly, especially those fueled by faith, idealism or a strong adoration for Charlie, or simply because they are convinced this is the best course of action for hell.

This caused different types of regiments to form, all of them making it's own brand of troops based around the time period they lived in and what group they belonged in life.
After passing the test to see if they fit with this new regime, and making changes in case they don't, they are quickly annexed and put under her service.

Charlie is just happy that their subjects are getting along so well and are so willing to lend a hand.

>>150071626
What would Dictator Charlie wear?

>>150071626
>Arm bands with smiley faces.

Those were meant to be actual Nazis apologizing to Agent One.

>>150071777
>The nazis telling Charlie they want to help her with this Reich of hers
>"I don't know guys... I feel like people have a bad image of you. NOT wanting to be rude or anything just... you know... the uniform and all that... It could upset someone..."
>The officer thinks for a moment
>Grabs a sharpie from Charlie's desk, grabs the arm of one of his soldiers, turns the band with the swastika around and draws a happy face in it instead.

>"huh... Ok this might work after all."

>When the news got to Little Purgatory of Charlie's new changes. There was celebration believing their prayers were answered.
>The Sins brought to heel. The Goetians were given a slap across their feathery faces. The Overlords given the sword.
>Finally there'd be redemption, salvation perhaps they could help out Charlie. Some went out to see if they could help or be given redemption but they never came back.
>Once the curtains were unveiled the mood quickly changed. Songs and hugs must be reciprocated, the Smiler patrols that make sure you're constantly happy and those damned Nephilim look-alikes.
>Sure things improved but at a cost of what?
>One patron did come back, He was happy but he didn't seem Human. As if you asked someone who knew what was happiness was but without the cherry tone it was more akin to mockery than genuine joy.
>It was off putting even nerve-wracking. They eventually disposed of him when he informed them he was going to tell Charlie about this place.
>They hoped to god Charlie wouldn't find out. It'd be funny under normal circumstances because prior to the take over they were debating on whether or not Charlie should be told about this place.

>>150071634
This but I think others wanted her to be in Prussian attire

>>150071873
She broke them with intense 'cultural sensitivity training' and now they're deeply deeply sorry for what they did and are the most politically correct people in hell. Up to personally apologizing to members of any group they deemed untermenschen in life. They still have a knack for enforcing the will of totalitarian regimes and use that to make sure hell is prejudice free society.

>>150071965
Honestly I like the suit better.

>I am Charlie Morningstar
>And I am here to ask you a question.
>Isn't a creature, be it sinner or hellborn, entitled to be happy?

>No! Said the overlords, they'll suffer so I can be instead.
>No! Said the exorcists, they are lovers and deserve to suffer.
>No! Said the bad thoughts, you must be miserable.

>I rejected those answers!
>Instead I chose something different.
>I chose the impossible!

>I chose...
>THE HAPPY HELL

>With DHORKs not wanting risk Human Agents in Hell with the new regime.
>They're now willing to hire Auxiliary Agents from amongst escaped Sinners, Hellborn including Goetians.
>While the departments arcane abilities and alchemy are lacking they do have skin-suits.
https://youtu.be/w8SSEr6OJNA

>>150072160
One kid
She's technically still human not a cat.

>>150072145
It was meant to said losers, gosh darn even the autocorrect is on Charlie's side now.
>>150072016
Love the idea.
Man this is getting more Wolfenstein each time. Lobotomized/Brainwashed nazis.

>>150072160
>>150072208

Either way she'll give birth One's kid.

>>150072214
>Man this is getting more Wolfenstein each time. Lobotomized/Brainwashed nazis.


>"Herr Vox. It has come to our attention you may be secretly harboring unconscious biases."

>>150056114
Charlie in the pilot reminds me of the other Charlie from Don't Starve with the whole demon royalty and circus theme with also a strong influence of Tim Burton on the aesthetic (tumblrina with obsession with red I know and missing having his grasp of writing but I can enjoy the pilot)

>>150072271
>Either way she'll give birth One's kid.
Indeed
>>150072016
I like the idea where they're either dipped or chucked into a lake and given a "baptism"
Said lake is in the crater that was made when Lucifer fell.
Some are lucky and only dipped head only(Paimon and Husk for example) and are left mostly untouched.
The rest are full body and given a full happy treatment.
The longer you're in the lake regardless which way, the more joyful you become.

>>150072419
Wasn't Paimon the one that ended up with the nickname Rotisserie? (Picrel, open with caution)

>>150072271
>You arrive in hell
>The first thing you see is a smiling nazi asking you your pronouns.
Truly diabolical.

>>150072474
>Wasn't Paimon the one that ended up with the nickname Rotisserie
Yes, that was my green

>>150072514
The greatest characater
>And the best rebel in this new hellscape.

>>150072518
Loved it anon, especially the idea of Stolas and Blitzo protecting their daughters, you should try to write more.

Cherri more like smelly.

>>150072585
Why is Cherri a smellfag waifu? And why isn't she voiced by Michael Cusack?

>>150072548
>Loved it anon, especially the idea of Stolas and Blitzo protecting their daughters, you should try to write more.
I appreciate it and I don't intend on stopping writing greens in these Threads.

>>150072214
Which word was supposed to be losers?

>>150072419
>>150072016
>Tfw the trident fags toss you into the pit and let you stew in there for a while.

>>150053286 (OP)
So... why don't Charlie and Lucifer just kill Vox and the others. They are the most powerful beings in Hell.
Vaggie too, she is an angel.

Like I really don't see the threat of V's as final bosses.

>>150072703
Because no balls Anon, not her, not her father.
Apparently when her mother left she took them with her. Which is why I like the greentexts of these other anons.

>>150072703
Charlie is too naive and untrained. Her abilities are largely unrealized so far.
Her dad is too apathetic to really care

https://gizmodo.com/hazbin-hotel-plans-to-raise-sing-along-hell-at-a-movie-theater-near-you-2000648640

>A24 and Prime Video get in on the streaming-goes-to-the-movies trend with their own musical series, Hazbin Hotel, which will invite their faithful fans to join in on a helluva time at the cinema.

are you gonna go? i'm sure it'll be fun

>>150072950
I seriously doubt anyone there will have showered.

>>150053328
Shalom, Moshe

Post Cherrisnake.

>>150072997

>Please tell me this doesn't trigger a "Human Scare" among the new hell's very impressionable poppulation.

>>150072950
It's only in the states and in the middle of the week, so.... :/

>>150073026
for
>>150073027
You fuckiing asshole anon.

>>150073040
I can't read Moonrunes what does it say?

Yall ever notice Angel Dust and Agent Two have similar hair styles? Think Two might be a long-distant Great-Great-Great Grandniece?

>>150073180
>Yall ever notice Angel Dust and Agent Two have similar hair styles? Think Two might be a long-distant Great-Great-Great Grandniece?

>Guinea Dago

>"He says it every morning. He calls me Dago, he calls everyone at the hotel dago, he calls himself dago. All the time. Dago this, dago that, dago PLEASE. Queer Dago, Fugghedaboutit Dago, Dago I’m fuckin walking ‘ere! Ougatso Dago! He says it so much I don’t even notice anymore. Last week at lunch Angel asked Husk, “EY! Can a dago borrow some spaghetti?” My first thought wasn’t “Oh my God he said the word, the D-word!” It was, “How is a dago gonna borrow fuggin spaghetti ?”, Dago you gonna give it back or something?"

>>150073180
One of those italians porked a nigger.

>>150073259
>>150073180
>>150073253
Does....does this mean Two isn't black but is...oh god
SHE'S SICILIAN

>every Helluverse/Panty & Stocking Crossover fanfic/fanart I see amounts to the Helluverse cast getting profusely bullied.
The way nature intended.
How does Charlie get out of this one?

Haven't drawn Sinner Two in a bit. Have some doodles.

>>150073321
Aww. Very nice anon

>>150072624
Cherri just has that look, you know? Like she stinks.

>>150073321
Amazingly cute you going to polish em up?

>>150072624
>>150073397
>spends most of her time running and jumping from building and causing chaos
>covered in bomb powder due to many bombs
>activates bombs using her mouth, adding to her bad breath

>>150073321
Very nice.

>>150073446
Doing so as we type.

Stella!

>Stella!
>Lucyfer!
>Cherri Bomb!
>You want them? They're yours my friend, as long as you have enough souls.

>>150073755
>Overlord Morshu
That's pretty good
Not selling my soul for good looking women nor pull a Solomon.

>>150070782
>>150073026
>>150073027
>>150068572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_cOaRNqjvQ

>Agent One managed to escape.
>That was a fact
>A fact Charlie was thinking about while walking alone in her office.
>Charlie wasn't upset by that fact.
>He was human after all, hell was not a place for them.
>She was only trying for him to see how great these changes truly were, to understand her perspective, even made sure that he was given special treatment.
>Give him time, give him space, no forced baths or dippings, even allowed his friend to visit.
>Was it truly so much to ask for this first interaction to go well?
>Was empathy and open mindness from the human that much of a problem?
>Just the fact he wanted to escape was hurtful enough, but far from the worst part.

>The chaos, the panic.
>Why did she told them not to search him? So Stupid of her!
>A gun, a freaking gun. When the guards caught up to him, he decided to fucking shoot them!
>None had firearms, those became a relic of the past after she closed the factories.
>Only allowed weapons on melee range, something that showed her distaste for violence.
>Stupid, Stupid!
>The now more sensible and unarmed poppulation had no way to react towards such an event.
>The guards in the infirmary were one thing.
>The breakdowns after hearing the shooting.
>The relapses.
>Fainting and panic attacks
>The stampede.
>All that fire, screams and sounds of things breaking down.
>STUPID, STUPID GIRL, That's what her own head kept saying to her as she anxiously walked back and forth in her dimly lit office.
>You thought that just because daddy left you his seat you were ready for this, look where your foolish dreams got you.
>Forcing herself to smile as one of her hands pulled her hair, hard.
>Trying to drown her emotional pain before it drowned her
>Physical pain, happy thoughts,
>Nothing was working.

>>150073458
>girl sweat
>cordite residue
Fucking lewd.

Cherri seems like the kinda girl who would invite you to her house back in 2000 to play Jet Set Radio on her Dreamcast, then try and act out the grafitti and moves you two saw.

>>150073321
>Those teeth in the first pic

I know they're supposed to be sharp but they should thing about taking her to pic related the minute they get back to earth.

>>150073813
(cont)
>Curled in a ball against a wall, she thought of giving up. Leave, fake her death, something.
>Mindlessly scrolling on her phone just by for of habit, saw all her contacts.
>Scrolled past her mother's remembering all those calls she never answered.
>Saw Alastor's and his words came to her mind
>"Charlie dear, these people don't want a friend in power, they want someone to worship, someone that tells them what to do, feel and think, Trust me, sacrifices are made along the way."

>She was not a deity to worship, she was not a leader, she was barely a princess.
>Thought about calling her father, tell him he should take the throne back.
>But his father's words also came to her.
>"Remember sweetie, you don't take shit from other demons, the royal blood is in you, divine strenght runs through your veins, you were made to rule!"

>She realized, she actually stopped taking shit from other demons, who else brought all the sins, the goetia and the overlords to their knees?
>She just made the mistake of thinking no one would bother them if they kept to themselve, that this universe was not like this place before she took charge, ruthless, cold, ready to try and take away your happiness at any oportunity.
>The conquest was done, but the fighting wasn't over.
>She would have to constantly fight for this little heaven of hers, to defend... it....

>Her head snapped in the direction of her desk, there. behind a glass cabinet rested Vaggie's spear.
>How she whined and objected when she tried to convince her to stop carrying it around.
>"What if someone tries to attack you? I have to be ready to defend you!" was her favorite argument.
>"Defend me from what? Vaggie soon all this violence and bloodshed will be a thing from the past."
>A thing of the past, yeah right.
>This was just one human, what if next time they send more?
>Heaven had gone quiet a long time ago, did they truly left them alone? Or they were also preparing an attack?

>>150073813

>"Blitzkrieg division I want you to hunt him down!"
>the sinner wolfman with a scar over his left eye gulped
>"Mein Fuhrein.. it might be... how you say.. problematic for us to take on this job."
>"What? You drag people and screaming into the re education camps because they said something mildly transphobic?"
>the Wolfman quiver
>"Well Mein Fuhrein.. he is Jewish... and well... it would set a bad precedent for us to single him out as a target."
>a pudgy sinner in a helmet nodded
>"Jah, und he hasn't done anything offensive."
>Charlie grabbed the commanding officer by the collar
>"Are you retarded? Fine he's being demonophobic, there that good enough."
>the heavily armed unit gasped
>"Mein Fuhrein. The correct word iz person with differing cognitive abilities!"

Neat Idea for a sinner.
A person that was only ever good if it benefitted them or made them look good.
they'd look like a pathetic mockery of an angel, ashen skin, wimpy wings and a black halo hovering over their head at all times.
They'd drive Charlie up the wall because they'd have to learn how to be genuinely good rather than just transactionally good

>>150070471
Can I get sandwiched by the angels?

>>150053300
FPBP even if it means Stella isn't real
>>150053328
faggot

>>150074156
>What if they sent the human to probe their defenses?
>At this point everything was fucking possible.
>They'll have to be prepared for anything.
>She will not let her people suffer any longer.
>She had to be strong, for herself, for her father, for her friends, for every single soul in this god forsaken place.
>She believed that she could create a place where no one had to struggle, no one had to act like a monster.
>But the truth is, other's won't stop acting like one just because you do.
>And if that's the only language they speak, so be it.

>She ripped open the display case, not caring about the shattered glass nor the small photo of her whole group that was next to the spear.
>Allowed both to fall to the floor as she wielded the angelic weapon.
>It was time for self defence, this place became part of her when she sat on the throne.
>So, from now on, if anyone tries to hurt even an inch of it, they'll have to get through her first.

>Or more accurately
>She. Will. Get. Through. Them!

>One quick and swift throw and the spear made the air break with fury, next thing she knew was that her desk was cut in half.

>Renewed courage bursted in her chest as her smile and confidence returned.
>It was time to make some calls.
>Alastor for some public announcements, Vaggie to tell her how wrong she was.

>Carmilla to reopen the factories.
>A new day was dawning in this Happy Hell.
>And it looked filled with oportunity!

>>150074417
Probably color tomorrow. Ain't feeling too grand. Gonna sleep it off.

>>150074286
So just Charlie from Charlie’s Inferno, then?

>>150074417
Nice.

>>150074178
Still love mein brainwashed nazis.
One of the best ideas that ever came out of this board.

>>150064585
Why doesn't Charlie just kill these people
Isn't she stronger than all of them?

>>150074286
Oh no... That would be me (also I am especially nice to slutty women with big tits). How can I change my ways? Any motivation to be good to losers and people that add no value to my life?

>>150074286

>Black halo
>Not a clearly fake halo.

>>150074286
Ya want a chick or a dude cause I could probably draw that up. I feel like a chick would be the one doing that.

>>150071873
Kek.

New snoot octavia just dropped

>>150074417
Very nice.
>>150074409
>Cuddling Stella by the fireplace.
>>150074464
Rest well friend.
>>150074483
>Anon is watching The Thing with Loona.
>Then this scene comes up https://youtu.be/XwLYKNKXm_M
>Anon can feel her claws grip passed his clothes and into his skin.
>Anon pats her on the head and kisses her snoot.
>She loosens her grip and her tails wags.
>She's still a little scared though.

>>150074596
Sweet!

>>150074641
How well does she handle fireworks then?

what if next time we see octavia she weighs like 800 pounds

>>150074673
Shes stuffed full of (fertilized) eggs

Why did they make Alastor black?

>>150074698
and lots of food...

>>150074286

>Divine Comedy Accurate Hazbun Hotel using this guy:

>This guy is helping as the aprentice of a Bacchus´ Priest, spending his days on Limbus on sheer boredom, and only bitter Wine to make himself forget.

>>150071873
Happy Nazis, or Hapzies.

she deserves a better end

>the fatfag will spam, the fatfag will doodle heinous nonsense, he will beat off to abstract blobs
>if he gets really desperate, he may start to chubby chase on tinder
>we must use these tools that the great God has given us to fight the fatfag
>parental locks
>storebought salads
>fat camp
>a chastity belt
>these things strike fear into a fatfag's plaque-coated heart
>an ozempic prescription

>>150074849
>No job application

>>150074664
>It's Fourth of July and Anon invited Loona over but she's gone.
>She's missing the fireworks.
>Anon finds Loona hiding away, curled up in the bathtub.
"Loona are you really scared of fireworks?"
>"S-shut the fuck up!"
"You can handle guns, bombs and Stolas but not fireworks?"
>"I said shut the fuck-". A louder firework goes off, she yips and starts to shiver.
>Anon starts to pet Loona.
"Look I got some ear plugs, will that work?"
>She shakes her head.
"What if I carried you?"
>She stops shivering then eventually nods.
>Cut to Anon carrying a human disguised Loona at a park staring up at the fireworks.
>She's clinging to Anon's shoulders.
>>150074728
Fred, stop doing fatfuckery and do more jealous Millie.

>>150053535

Don't make her out to be like that, she's pure and does everything the right way

>>150074787
Indeed

>>150074898
Overly Protective Emily has its place
I like it but I do prefer Goofball Emily. A cute little retard who has a good heart and good ambitions, like pilot Charlie.

I forgot I filtered that guys trip because he threw a huge shitfit over furries a few threads back

Just realized we have yet to see Cherri's full demon transformation. Hope we get to see it in season 2

>>150075068
>muscle oni Cherri
Why, boner? Why?

>>150075086
Reminder Cherri's singing VA for Addict drew this

>>150053960

Why do people want to corrupt her? Shouldnt you be applauding her for being pure?

>>150075009

Apparently not if you keep mentioning it. FILTER ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

>>150074990

Fuck you too this is a Hazbin thread not that shitty boss furbait show you all like

>>150075144
Cope

And there's the shitfit, though I suspect he does it intentionally for attention. Ah well, best not to feed him.

>>150075148

Can you stop replying to me? Seeing that stupid wolf angers me each time you post it especially when it has nothing to do with the thread which is about redeeming sinners and Charlie being the best girl in the franchise.

>>150075196
That's rough buddy

I hate Hazbin but these two are the characters that stand out from the rest for me.

>>150075068
>>150075095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rS6mZUo3fg

I'd like for the series to end with Charlie being an angel. She deserves it for all the good she has done.

>>150075252

Alright fuck this im out. I don't need this shit

>>150075284
bye felicia

>>150074971
>Considered a 'special' rank in order to make Emily feel good
>She thinks blowjobs means blowing air on to a cock

Fund it, green it, and write it

>>150053328
I don't know if Christ is God, but I DO know Christianity is hands down the best religion for humans. It is the most wholesome, it makes evil jews seethe. Furthermore, we have had electricity for 100 years. We should do more delving into if there is a spiritual aspect to this material world. We can't write it off yet.

>>150075301
H-Hot..

>>150075373
This guy gets it

>>150055194
Do we know if they can or can't yet? Aren't also damned humans the only ones that are functionally immortal in Hell except for the archdemons?

Pentious more like uhhhh pussyious

>>150061799
What's crazy is we are very very close to this. It's crazy. It is gonna make people seeethe. It will be to the level of "Redo ALL of Korra but make her straight and only date Mako the entire season." Or Bolin. Or make a LotR 4, or make a movie halfway between The Hobbits and LotR. Craaaazy.

>>150075324
>You're tired and sitting on a bench, you're about to take a quick nap.
>When you feel air being blown on you.
>You look over and see Emily blowing air on you.
"Emily what are you doing?"
>I'm giving you a blowjob silly"
>You're shocked that Emily knows that word but also want to laugh at how innocent she is for not knowing what a blowjob actually is.
"Emily that's nice but how about a hug instead?"
>"Okay" The hug quickly turns into a cuddle and you two fall asleep.

>>150075373
Indeed

don't care about hazbinetty but vivzieslop would be way better if next time beelzebub showed up, let's say having one of her parties, she was suddenly interrupted by limp bizkit's rollin as beelzebumon rushed into the building with his bike before hitting her with dozens of the purest strikes in the business beginning a year long feud over who is the real lord of gluttony

>>150053300
>>150066175
>>150066504
You know this shithole is nothing but aging basedlennials when every thread here has a sizeable amount of unironic christcucks.

>>150066175
Your imagination isn't evidence of anything. Are you 12?

>>150066504
>maybe
Literally just vibes.

>>150077479
Pretty fly for a human guy.

>>150077479
>"No, I'm alleft."

>>150075875
Zoom zoom

>>150075875

It's actually 1 guy with different computers and 4 chatbots, one of them being a religious spammer.

>>150077479
>"And for that, I'll give you 30 seconds"
>Turns her body cam off, smiles and licks her lips.

>>150071634
>>150071965
Personal Headcanon?

Dictator Charlie would dress and act like a Fem-Hank Skorpio

>"Welcome to your new home Anon!"
>You can only stare in confussion as the queen of hell itself, the face in all those posters and screens; is at the door of your new house, offering you a fruit basket.
>"Aw don't be coy silly, here this should help out with helping you settle in! I put some apples in there, I didn't know how do you like them apples so I just put a little bit of everything."
>"Get it? Apples, how do you like them apples? The original sin? Ah forget it haha. How you do? I Am Charlie Morningstar"
Y-your majesty!
>You stammer as you awkwardly accept her gift not knowing If you should kneel oe what.
>"Tch- OH please don't call me that, I don't like to think myself as superior to my subjects. I mean yeah I am from royal blood, live in a bigger house, have a lot of power and my wife's the most beautiful woman in any of the planes of existence"
>She shows you a picture of her and vaggie that she keeps in a necklace.
>"But I am just like you! Anyway You like our surveillance equipment? Very good wouldn't you say? Safety comes first after all!"
>You try to agree but she sees you are not convinced.
>"OH Anon don't worry, we won't arrest you at any given opportunity, and if we did we would ask nicely first!"
>"Anyway now if you excuse me I'm in the middle of a FUN-Run! See you tomorrow at work! Although I don't call it work!"


>"Could you hang my jacket on the coat rack near the window Anon?"
>She handles you the red clothing and you see that to your dismay there is no place nearby that fits that description.
>"Ha Ha! It's a joke, we don't have windows in the Tower of Love! In fact things here usually are not quite what it seems. For example, I never gave you my jacket!"

>>150068477
>While she cuddles with you on the couch
It's almost worth it...

>>150074547
either is fine

>>150078501
>Charlie hands out PSA DVDs to everyone once a month. Various things, updates to the law, new or dropped requirements, and occasionally an episode of her own ten minute show.
>"Hi, I'm Charlie Morningstar! You might know me from 'The Sinners are Falling!' and 'Dolphins! Why they must die.' I'm here to help you guys understand how to properly go about your day in the new renovated Happy Mall!"

>>150078501
>Project Smilestorm couldn’t have succeeded without you. This’ll get you a little closer to that dream of yours. It’s not a whole department of succubi programmers, but hey - it’s a start! Drop me a line if you’re ever in the Giggle District. Love, Charlie
>Anon stares at the hellhounds forcing each other to orgasm using hitachi neck massagers
>Aw… vibe coders?!

>>150079101
>Heaven, fearing a reorganized Hell, sends down Lute as their secret agent.

>>150079011
>>150079101
Fucking Kek

Fuck you anons, now I have to try and not laugh in class.

Lets be honest, loona would want nothing to do with the vast majority of us, if not outright all
She clearly has a type when it comes to men and, just like all women, its "tall, dark and handsome"
She would take one look at our pasty, anorexic/fat asses and turn the other way
She would barely even deign to notice us, nevermind want us as friends or more
She is an incredibly shallow individual

>"Hi I'm Charlie Morningstar! You might know me from such PSAs like "Hark, the Angels are coming!" and "Pandas! Why don't we have any?"
>Well today, I'm here to talk to you about Interspecies dating!
>As a Sinner, you couldn't reasonably be expected to find anyone outside of your DT - Demonic Type - that wasn't trying to kill you.
>Thanks to enacting the Freedom of Movement law, all Sinners can traverse the Seven Rings freely! Mingle with the Leviathans and wrassel up some bottles with the Imps!
>This mingling means you might find yourself catching the eye of a lucky lady or guy, and this PSA is here to help you navigate the weird and strange waters of that dating!

>>150079281
Not even race baiting, im just stating the facts as they appear in the show
Loona is a vapid woman who likes tall, buff dudes
The "dark" part was a metaphor, cause vortex isnt just black, he is also the quiet and cool type

>>150079322
>Loona goes to a speed dating event.
>Everyone leaves with someone.
>Except her.

>>150079256
>>150079322
Don’t care.
Loona is for Anon.

>>150079380
Loona is for that brat from the pound who has grown up and actually wishes to apologize sincerely because he wants to be a better man.

>>150079256
>implying I want Loona
Vainglory is my sin, I may be basement dwelling incel, but I know I deserve only the best, not some fleabag mutt.

>>150079430
You deserve feathers

>>150079552
>Angel Dust is there.

>>150079430
No wonder there's a loneliness epidemic

>>150075373
>it makes evil jews seethe
lol
lmao even
It was invented by jews to create controlled opposition

>>150079256
>>150079322

All you need to have potential with Loona is

>Be in decent to good shape
>have a job
>be kind
>don't be a complete autistic manchild

I'd say those aren't super rare but then I remembered where I'm posting.

>>150079454
The teen hoot hoot is cute, I would maybe even consider bathing for her.

>>150079656
Hes going after Octavia, whose 17 Years, 11 months, 364 days, 23 hours, and 59 minutes old! Get him!

>>150079656
she is the GOAT

>>150079689
Technically shes an Owl-Swan.

>>150079568
No that would be atheism in an effort to create more Christ deniers. You're a golem working as intended.