Thread 150277288

Paimilf.
>but
PAIMILF.

>>150277288 (OP)
Post more of that hot creature.

>>150277288 (OP)
i prefer her needy carpet muncher daughter

Looners report in

owl girls in sundresses...

>>150277864
I'm just waiting for a HILTLHH update.

>Paimom Thread
Nice.
>>150277360
Solas is nice but I prefer her mother.
>>150277884
Goetian women make me act unholy.
I'll find a way to convert them.

>>150277864
Go away Looners it’s owl-posting hours.

which way, owl lover?

>>150278236
Right isn’t a cheating whore

>>150278236
Easy pick, Andrea
Sure she's a sexpest but a loyal one, she could learn not be a sexpest from you once she warms up.
and you get to be great buddies with Astarion and not deal with Blitza/Blitzo.

>>150278192
The Looner is fine.
Hopefully he's one of the good ones.

>>150277288 (OP)

GOD. What I would give for a big curvy Goetian woman to treat me like a puppy. Plenty of condescending affection but also making it clear I know my place.

>>150277288 (OP)
>SHE LAYED HOW MANY EGGS?

wtf i love stella now??

>>150278502
>role swap
Does that mean...

>>150278437
>She laid that many eggs and still has those hips in shape.

>>150278565
If you're okay with Stella being a massive piece of shit to her husband (Or Stolas, depending on your interpertation)
Be fine with the reverse
The show makes fun of men getting raped every 2 minutes. Suck it up.

>>150278666
Not what I concerned about Satan

>>150278696
*was
Gentlemen I think I'm retarded

>>150278565
she cheats on her posh husband with the imp cowboy gunslinger

>>150278723
Invariably Mortal Person is a weird slur for humans.

>>150278742
>striker is a human in this AU
eh, fine by me

>>150278723
Well if the roles are reversed does this now make her a lesbian?
or
She cheats on Stolas with Moxxie if his and Blitzo's roles are changed or Moxxie isn't married to Millie

>go to sleep for the first time in the same bed with octavia
>halfway through the night wake up with her laid on top of you, splayed from one corner of the bed towards the other
would you get used to it?

>>150278764
Feels redundant since a human man is already banging Stella in this timeline.

>>150278832
and He helps her bake bread.
>>150278828
>You lay your hand on her head whenever she does this.
>This becomes routine.
>She eventually lays her head on your chest before going to sleep instead of the middle of the night.

>>150278828
>filename
Ei uite asta chiar e o surpriza placuta. Ai gusturi bune.

>>150278932
merci frate, octavia merita sa fie mai populara decat e

>>150278959
possibly the only good owlfu out of the entire show
Scratch that. Octavia's the only one I'd pick without doubting myself.
>vnr

I think Mayberry needs more loving.

>>150278997
yeah, there are bunch of stella fags, but even before pigzie ruined her she was a bit of a harpy, and loona just doesnt do it for me, just your garden-variety wolf girl
and imps/succubi are disgusting and i want nothing to do with them

>>150279035
NTA but those aren't bad options Anon.

>>150278959
>>150279035
how big are octavia's titties

>>150279388
not very, she took after her dad more than her mom
they are quite nicely shaped, though

>>150279388
Much smaller than her mothers giant birb tittys.

>>150279681
Any chance you have that in better quality?

>>150279703
nope, found it on pinterest, i really hate that site but its got some gold on it if you can bare to sift through the garbage

When is Anon going to learn to love hell?
Oh, and I guess hellhounds as well.

>>150280182
Here's hoping it's soon.

theres something off about this solas...

Birds > Mammals

>>150280313
Octavia's dad is begging for a gaping.

who the fuck is this lime scunt and what is he doing with my wife?!?

>>150281315
You must buttfuck him for dominance anon

>>150277288 (OP)
>you get Paimilf
BUT
>Paimon being a shapeshifter means that although she's always Paimom with you, she still appears male in public
Would you still?

>>150279388
Not big, but they're guaranteed perky and in all likelihood sensitive as fuck. Smaller boobs don't rub against clothing as much as bigger ones, and therefore don't get desensitized as fast. Then again, I'm a people pleaser, so if you're just there for your own jollies, then whatever.

>>150282216
As long as she doesn't use the Jafar voice in bed. I'm old enough to have watched that in theatres, so...yecch.

brothers, i have struck gold...

>>150279681
>>150280595
>As punishment, Solas is not only removed of her titles but is banished to the mortal realm and is transformed into a human.
>She's forced to start anew. She managed to get an apartment with a roommate.
>She was able to get a job as an accountant but had to be paid under the table due to having no government documents.
>She decided to go drinking at a local bar one night to drown her sorrows, that's where she met you.
>You only talked to her because of a dare, the conversation started heated but eventually cooled and you two got along well.
>The conversation eventually dipped as Solas kept drinking and started to trauma dump on you. Despite this you took her home.
>She slipped you a piece of paper during the drive home, it was her number. She gave it to you so you could get a hold of her to help her get the proper documents.
>When you did help her get the proper documents she was forever grateful, she promised to meet you again.
>These little meet ups kept happening and more frequently. Stargazing, walks, dinner dates and movies nights, all at your apartment for privacy.
>She did have these little quirks to her, she was clingily, would always call and message you every day even when you were going to meet her that day.
>Considering her story, it was understandable but one thing did bother you. During one night of passion after heavy drinking.
>She would hoot instead of moan but when she climaxed you could have sworn her eyes went fully bright glowing red but you blame the drinking fogging your memory a bit.
>None the less you two gained enough money to buy a house and move in together.
>Things are looking up, you both got promotions at your jobs and you are planning to propose to Solas.
>There is one thing, you saw this short tanned woman stalking You and Solas one day.
>You talked to Solas about the woman but she seemed nervous about it.
>Regardless you haven't seen the woman since but you have the occasional feeling of being watched.

>>150281315
Nigga if she is truly your wife start drawing yourself with her

We need more Evil Greater Goetia, I need more bird women to have sex with.

>>150282408
There's 72 of the fuckers, and Viv has only made like what, four of them canon?

>>150280313
>>150280595
>something something Anon picks up 'Solas' and brings him home for long and hard fuck
>never notice the cock inside the cloaca and how his voice cracks from girly and sweet to gay and faggoty
>the way the owl moans your name makes you hard for hours on end
>last thing you see before you fall asleep are red eyes looking at you like he just found his soulmate

>>150282709
10/10 Better than my Solas green.
Absolute Green.

>>150282709
>Wake up next day
>The owl is not anywhere near you
>Get out of bed, find "her" cooking you
>"She" turns around
>The wig is gone
>So is the makeup
>This is unmistakably a man
>And hes looking at you with bedroom eyes

>>150282952
>the realization hits you
>you had sex with that
>you banged a fucking man and nutted in that thing
>you begin to gag
>and then your throat burns as chunky vomit rockets from your mouth and coats the floor
>"she" stares with mild concern as your vomit stream continues for 30 seconds uninterrupted
>when it finally ends, you scream in horror

>>150283033
>AH
>AH
>AHHHHHHH
>AH WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
>I HAD SEX WITH HIM
>YOU WOT
>I HAD SEX WITH STOLAS
>WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?
>I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS IN DRAG

>>150283033
>"She" holds you thinking you're having a mental breakdown.
>You keep screaming but not mainly because you fucked a man
>but because you enjoyed it.
>Then a rock comes through the window with a note and a picture
>It's a picture of Stella and the note says "Congrats queer you fucked my ex-husband"
>You get a knock at the door, it's blitzo looking for Stolas.

>>150283136
>and then Blitzo wakes up with Stolas' ass in his face
>it was all a dream
>there never was a gay Anon or a Stolas in drag

Anyone have headcannons for family?
>Paimon - Father
>Andras - 1st born
>Camino - 2nd born
>Malphas - 3rd born
>Stolas - 4th born
>Shax - Cousin
>Phenex - Cousin

>>150283060
>hear a knock on the door
>"Where is he?! Where is that arrogant self-centered son of a bitch?!"

>>150282494
When are we going to see Andras? He's also an owl

>>150283213
>Octavia busting down the door

>>150283215
>Stolas's cooler older brother

>>150283213
>Its octavia
>You try to hide under the bed, but she finds you, wet and covered in nothing except a towel
>Uses her magic to drag you out from under it and beats the shit out of you, smashes you against the walls, breaks a chair or two across your body
>She finally gets it out of her system and is about to leave, but just as she does, you go up to the door and stare her right in the eyes
"Hey, i fucked your dad."
>Then you close the door in her face

>>150283510
Is it still gay if you fuck female stolas, but he used to be a dude?
I mean, he is pretty much a woman to begin with, right?

>>150283188
>Somethings off about Stolas's ass
>It's colder and wait why are his feathers a blueish white?
>"Something wrong babe?" It's Andre
>That's when Blitzo feels his chest
>Breast?!

>>150282952
Stolas is a POS if you met him in real life but I would absolutely bend him over the kitchen counter and push his face on the frying pan. His screams of muffled pleasure would make me go diamonds. Conventional heat wouldn't even hurt him and instead invite me to do freaky shit on him

Stolas needs to get off of Hellnet.

>>150284109
Is it ever specified in the show that the demons are fire proof?
Actually, arent shitzo's white marks from getting burned?

>>150278399
Their 10 feet tall btw...

Let's go back to posting Goetian milfs & cougars gentlemen.

>>150284235
>SinnerTwo got locked out again.

>>150284293
>Stella when you unzip
>Goetian men have cloacas so she's never seen one before

>Nymo after some time training his magics under Uncle Andre finally can make a portal to get back to Earth
>Does so one night
>Highly potent Cambion magic and aura sets off all the bells and whistles for DHORKS and their spook technology
>Nymo not knowing any better is oblivious to this
>Gets black bagged by some agents while he's back on Earth
>Dragged off to Hanger 18½
>Gone for days which worries Stella to no end
>She hires Striker to go find him

>>150283299
He must be popular with the hellhounds

Can I get uhhhh thicc imp GF?

>>150284608
Goetia hands typed this post

Found a bunch of solas pictures

>>150284698
Might not be the highest quality though because pinterest is shit

>>150284438
>Nymo get's interrogated by a young light-skinned woman.
>She introduces herself as Three.
>She's aggressive and headstrong and tends to ramble on too much assuming way too much of Nymo.
>>150284358
>She gets more excited when she finds out Humans and Goetians can in fact breed. Means she can be a mother again and hopefully be a better one.
>She would often send audio messages to Stolas of you fucking her and you eating her out. After you married her of course.

>>150282252
What is she sounds like mirage from the Aladdin cartoon

>>150284804
>Paimom sounds like Mirage when in her regular form.
>but when she turns into Paimon "he" sounds like Jafar.
Sounds nice

Maybe not the thread for it, but here's a new chapter of HILTLH(H). Managed to squeeze this out despite how busy I've become. I'm sorry that it doesn't have too much Loona stuff, and I'm wondering if I'm straying too far from what people originally came to the story for, but I promise you. I'll give you all a Loona overdose in the near future.

https://archiveofourown DOT org/works/65989972/chapters/183361706

>>150285054
Once again kino is back on the menu, thanks ficanon. I'll read it soon

>>150284768
>Three lets him know he's not going anywhere anytime soon
>Scientists are en route from Nevada to take a look at him
>Gonna crack him open real good and see what makes a demon tick
>Especially one so powerful
>Conduct psyops on an interdimensional being
>Just like the good old days back at Project Montauk
>Catches herself
>"Maybe i've said too much."
>Nymo just stares at her
>He swears this chick is starting to glow in real time

>>150285098
At that point, i think turning back to his human form and playing dumb would be the best course of action, just act like a completely normal civilian and say that the guys who caught him are insane
Maybe even give them some info only a human would know such as his city or the name of his school etc, hes just a kid after sll

>>150284662
Sootrat? More like sexrat!

>>150285174
He is in his human form, he's just exuding so much raw magic due to his studies and training he's like a constant sonar blip.

>>150285233
Then how do they know he's a demon and not something else?
I mean, if he's even got his cross on him then wouldn't that be proof that he isnt one?

>>150285359
"Well, at least i got *a* dick, which is more than can be said about your son"

>>150285359
>"Big enough to have you bouncing on it all last night, 'Paimom'."
>"Touché."

>>150285185
>Stolas gave Blitzo access to 4chan and taught him how to read

>>150285335
>"Don't play stupid with me, demon!"
>"There's cameras on every corner on every street, we say you step out of that portal!"
>"You must be a pretty strong demon to travel from hell at will, also to wear a crucifix without burning alive!"
>"Listen, lady. I just want to go home."

>>150285054
Son of a bitch, just when i was getting bored.

>>150285452
You know what I'm making an edit

Why is femolas so much better than the standard, male owl?

>>150285637
Nice
>After a stressful and busy day you get back home.
>Paimom isn't there either maybe she's still busy as Paimon but neither are the Imp servants
>but You're too tired to care. You head to your bedroom, as you enter and lay your stuff down, you hear the door close then lock.
>You didn't do that, you turn around and see Paimom in that getup.
>By the look on her face she had a rough day like you only she isn't tired she wants to vent her frustrations out.
>She isn't take a no for an answer. You are unsure if you're going to survive but she promises to be gentle. She even sent the Imps away to give you two enough privacy.
>It was not gentle and you two went on for hours, she's impressed.

>>150286064
Based. You're gonna feel drained in spirit and balls.

>>150284315
>SinnerTwo got locked out again.

Hey, it's hard with her. She wants to go in and then she wants to go out, and then back in. The only way to get her to stay in a single place when she's not sleeping is to have Agent One there or a pile of his clothes that still smell like him to lay on.

>>150283215
>>150283299
>Andras appears
>he's NORF FC but an owl
>magical never empty pint
>calls Stolas a fairy
>'kick the bloody ball!'

>>150286817
>Drained and sore but overall relieved as if weights were lifted from your shoulders.
>Paimom is cuddling you, she's breathing heavily but doesn't seem as drained as you are.
>Even though she could get up and leave, she doesn't and why should she.
>You two earned this relaxation.

>>150287339
And come morning it's time for another round or five

>>150287261
>or a pile of his clothes that still smell like him to lay on.

>One is trying to get his laundry done but SinnerTwo is sleeping in the pile of his clothes.
>One tried to grab a shirt but she hissed not realizing it's One, she goes back to purring & sleeping when One let's go.
>He's not getting his laundry done today.

>>150287404
One quick round before work and maybe during a break she can go back to being Paimom for a round of seven minutes in heaven.
She just has to be careful so no one can catch her being seen with a human.

>>150277288 (OP)
Does she or Solas get a big belly when she's eggnant and ready to lay?

>>150287642
Probably, I think.

>>150279018
That Little Purgatory Green with Mayberry and Mr. Wriggler is cute

>>150287702
It's nice, I did own green on Mayberry. I will likely do more in the future.
Though that Little Purgatory one is better than my one post green.

>>150278828
She's huge and probably heavy as hell, because even though she's a bird, I've never seen her fly.

>>150282338
If she gives birth to my children while in human form, will they be full-fledged humans or half-demons?

>>150284438
Nymo must beat the crap out of the demonic bastards, for their betrayal of the Lord they deserve nothing but death and oblivion.

>>150287823
Likely half-demon but since she was transformed into a human and not simply disguised as one. They'd be similar to merlin, human at their core.
So mostly-human with extra arcane prowess if they could unlock them.

>>150284863
This is good, seriously, looks like a fucking hot MILF demon owl that wants a human dick.

>>150286064
Nice.

>>150284268
HRGUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>150278828
I'd just be lying diagonally from the opposite corner and we'd form an X lol

>>150288373
Then you won't be able to cuddle her

>>150288373
you already got the demon girl friend. you dont need /x/ anymore.

>>150287420

>One puts his hand in front of her nose, maybe if she realizes its him she'll let him do his laundry
>she makes a soft growl before wiggling her pink little nose and rubbing her face into his hand
>One smiles
>tries to get the shirt
>Two grabs onto his hand arm with a death grip causing him to fall on his ass
>now she's on top of him, still purring and still very asleep
>looks like he won't be able to do more than laundry for the day

>>150285054
Inco was an IMP hit, wasn’t he

>>150289708
but was this before or after anon started to work for them. because that will be some JUICY drama

>>150282323
legs legs legs

Show me demon birds wearing lingerie

>>150290989
Nice

>>150291173
Holy mother of Jesus, these words from Stella literally cause a nuclear reaction in my brain!

>>150283299
>>Stolas's cooler older brother
>he hates him, but octavia (and even stella) love it when he visits

>>150291799
>Oberon
Isn't he a fairy king?

>>150292242
yes, but fairies are considered to be demons or evil spirits by the church, no?

>>150292263
True, I was just wondering if he was referred to in demonology like the ars goetia or if the artist just slapped the name on a Goetia OC.

>>150292314
probably the latter, but i think its more interesting this way, so other figures and characters from mythology would be reused, rather than just IRL demons

>>150292341
I feel some should be classified as deceased Nephilim that have their own classification, you can have a ton of pagan gods this way.

>>150292263
>yes, but fairies are considered to be demons or evil spirits by the church, no?
In the modern sense they aren't real, but in a historical sense a lot of mythological creatures were believed to exist since nothing is said about them theologically. I mean shit, in a world where Giraffes exist, a unicorn ain't far-fetched.

>>150292916
Narwhals are literally unicorn whales

can we go back to posting hot owl girls?

>>150293223
No one said you couldn't

>octavia is left with her mother and uncle after her dad is stripped of his powers and banished
>in truth, she couldnt be any lonelier than she is now
>stolas knows this and he thinks of how to help her from his current possition
>so, seeing no other way, he asks his little sister for help
>she agrees to take octavia under her wing
>but first they have to figure out how to get her from her mother and uncle

>>150293223
>sagi_star
You got more by him?

>>150293393
i dont think i do, sorry anon

>>150287702
>>150287776

>>150293417
That's okay Anon.
No need to be sorry.

>>150282114
Cute

>>150289027
One's going to have a very hard time teaching SinnerTwo how to shoot with her paws.

would you save her from her abusive husband, bros?

>>150294438
and from Blitza
Yes.

>>150294458
>and from Blitza
i dont know about that, anon
you really think you could dick the lesbo outta her?

Alright, which one of you is going to put an onahole after purchasing?
https://x.com/HELLAVERSE/status/1965490640877465628

>>150294468
Likely

>>150294468
>you really think you could dick the lesbo outta her?

this thread seems pretty dead, where is everyone

>>150295060
Some anons got work, I'm almost done. But I don't do anything for the threads because I'm a hack.

>>150295060
Work, The Mrs /Co/ Thread and people keep making other HH/HB Threads when we already have ones up.

>>150295060
Stella doesn't like me being in these threads.

>>150295348
Why not?
This is a Goetian Thread

>>150294468
It is my God given duty to do so.

>>150295508
If it's not at least 50% about her she gets angry.

i bet he uses her like a fleshlight

>>150295762
>white hair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajb6rQi647I

>>150295785
look at the horns anon, they never lie
the hair could simply be dyed

>>150295800
>pooner Strika
Nah man.

>>150295752
Looks we'll need to post the lovely lady more.

>>150295762
That Strika looks nice but that Astarion looks off.
Almost looks like a re-colored Vassago than a male Stella.

>>150295860
It's the incessant purple.

found some interesting redesigns while browsing through pinterest

>>150295996
Here's one I found when lurking Kiwi-Farms

Paimom deserves more love.

>>150295872
>You managed to convince Astarion to come with you to the Mortal Realm to to get away from Goetian politics and Hell.
>He's treating you more like a guide than a friend however, none-the-less you take him to a gun range.
>"A firearms gallery?!" He shouted disgustedly, he believed he was above such "contraptions".
>You assure him that these "contraptions" are fun for everyone including maybe being better than magic.
>He seemed annoyed but curious by your statement more-so especially about it being better than magic though he scoffed at that one.
>You open the case, revealing a martini-henry rifle. You hand it carefully to him, he inspects it.
>He seems impressed by the design and quality but looks bored with it.
>You hand him a round, he takes it and loads it. He takes aim, breathes in and pulls the trigger.
>The gun fires and *BAM* he seemed taken aback by the recoil and the loudness.
>He stares at rifle for a moment, he seemed he's going to crack a smile but quickly turns back into his regular stern look and ask for another round for "further inspection of this contraption"
>The cycle of him loading, firing and asking for another round continues. Each round he fires his smile grows slightly before he eventually and begrudgingly turns to you and says "This is indeed better than magic"

Should do one where (you) take Moxxie and Millie to the range or at least Moxxie.

>>150296494
Indeed.
>>150296527
Stolas is the only who looks normal here and blitzo to an extent.

i wonder what opinions moxxie might have on .45 ACP, considering its called ”the Lords caliber”

>>150293223
MOOOOOOODS

>>150293223
Hoot~

>>150296740
If I recall he shot an UMP (whether or not it was an UMP45 I don't know) He might enjoy it.
Unless said firearms was blessed, it might burn him.
I do think he prefer the classics like the 1911, American-180, The Thompson, basically any firearms From the 1900s to the 1950s as that's his zone of preference.
Though he uses more modern firearms for work at IMP.
I hope when he sees a bullpup he has a minor aneurysm.

>>150295348
>"Anon..."
>You freeze as you feel Stella's BBBs (Big Bird Boobas) atop your head, the avian woman leaning over to see your screen.
>"...a Goetia 'thread'? At least the poors are keeping thems- is that STOLAS!?"
"Uh, him as a woman, I think."
>You hear a hoot of displeasure from above.
>"Call that version of him a tramp and the real him a... what's that smashing little word you like to use?"
"A f-faggot?"
>She starts rubbing your shoulders.
>"Good boy.~"

>>150297021
God hates us, because if there were even a drop of love in him, then every righteous person would receive a personal Stella.

>>150297372
Every man would be righteous if Adam and Eve didn't eat a fucking fruit, imagine all the Stella-love we could have had

>>150297021
>"Look Stolass! They turned you into a woman and cucked your boy toy"
>"Wait...they also turned my father-in-law and my brother into women"
>"Do these silly humans really love Goetian women that much?"
>She sees one poster
>"Oh fucking hell, this one wants me to be a man and fuck him in the ass, why doesn't he just get pegged like the bitch boy he is."

Anon, if I wanted to theoretically commit genocide against demons in hell, what would I need to take with me?

>>150297449
nice try One, but it wont work

>>150297449
You need to wear the appropriate garb. Demons cannot physically touch the flesh of man so anything that exposes it would be good. Say, a bikini. Not too tight for your junk tho.

>>150297519
So would Anona/Nona wear this to surprise Loono?

>>150297693
Loono would cum in his pants.

>>150297693
>Anona/Nona
That's clearly a male outfit

>>150297693
only after her first death, loono is into being dommed by angel chicks

>>150297693
>>150297731
Loona convinces anon to try it on
>"Are you sure it's for men?"
>"UGH, Anon, it's unisex. Just show me what you look like in it."
>He steps out from the changing roo-
>*FLASH*
>"Ha! Gay!"

>>150297693
>>150297707
Honestly that kinda wear is probably considered edgy down there like wearing pentagrams and upside down crosses are here. He'd probably be really into it.

>>150297746
>angel Nona hugging Loono

>>150297519
Is that all? Great! Thanks, anon, thanks to you, Hell will burn again in the name of God! AVE MARIA!!

Back in my day when we r63d a character, we didn't do it to ourselves either.

>>150298096
There has to be at least one woman here who likes Loono.

Make it
>>PAINMILF
and I'm in.

>>150298157
Women aren't real

>>150298050
>Anona hugs Loono after being separated for far too long.
>They're both crying and tightly embracing, they both collapse evolving into tight cuddling.
>Anona's cross necklace is burning Loono's fur and starting to sear his skin but he didn't care.
>The pain was bearable. Missing his sweetheart was not.

Loona lost Mrs. /co/ by a margin of 38 votes, making it to round 2 after a long history of getting knocked out at round 1.

>>150298742
Sorry to hear that. I may have voted against her but here's a cookie on me Looner
I voted Stella but I knew she was unlikely to win or make it far.

>>150298979
And Just to cheer the Looners up
I'll post some Loona

>>150298979
Loona did better than I thought she would and now I don't have to be as invested in the tourney. There are worse outcomes.
>>150299179
>>150299228
Cute Looners.

i wonder, how would these two be in bed?

>>150299632
I can't believe a homosexual elf drew this.

>>150279681
damn perfect for some degenerate cheating hardcore sex with raw cummiing

>>150299751
Blitza would peg your ass with the biggest dildo she can find.

>>150299751
Considering Solas has a cloaca and Blitza has a vagina, it wouldn't be as good as you think.
Which is why they need a dildo, perhaps a living one.

I wonder how fucked up her and anons kid would be

>>150300062
Solas gets the living dildo, Blitza uses her dildo on the living dildo. Dildoception.

>>150300062
Something something. Wear a strap to n backwards. Stand between the two. And rock back and forth like a sex pendulum

>>150300255
>strap to n
Jesus. I meant strap on.

>>150300159
Well if you're fucking Blitza and having kids with her.
Wouldn't Loono be your step-son then?
Also are Imps capable of breeding with Humans/Sinners?

>>150300318
>Loono is 22
>Anon is not much older than he is
Man that's gonna be hilarious.

>>150300255
>>150300284
>You'd become the meat in the Blitza and Solas fuck sandwich

I believe I'm good with Strika.
Monogamy is the way.

>>150300401
Based monogamous Strika appreciator.

>>150298265
Adorable. The Angel and the Hound.

>>150300159
I mean, shes a shitty person, but i think she'd be an ok (biological) mom?
She doesnt treat loono the same way she would her own child, i think, she spoils him rotten and tries to get him to love her

>>150300632
Coddling your kid isn't a good thing

>>150300653
>Coddling your kid isn't a good thing
I know, which is why i dont think she would coddle her own kid as much as she does her hound, although she would probably still do it and be overbearing
I think she might be a bit of a helicopter mom

>>150300632
Blitza would be a horrible mother just like Blitzo is a horrible person in every way. There is nothing good about Blitzo and a pair of tits won't change that.

>>150300472
>Chilling on the couch, you are watching a western with Strika.
>During the movie you feel like you're being stared it, you dart your eyes over at Strika
>Strika darts her eyes back at that movie, hoping you didn't catch her staring.
>You want assure her no one is watching us and she can stare but you don't want to ruin the moment with words.
>So, you place your arms over Strika's shoulders.
>Her heart is racing and she's sweating, even though you've been dating her for a while now. Showing emotions is still a new thing for her and it makes her nervous.
>Then you feel your arm being slowly wrapped by her tail. She leans on you and she starts to purr.

>>150300974
>Blitza would be a horrible mother
Probably, but shes got solas who has more experience, she could help her figure things out, right?

>>150301025
>Solas
>good mother
It's an 'Anon tries to prevent childhood trauma' episode, I see

>>150301057
I mean, she was a good mother up until she could no longer tolerate her abusive husband, if she had octavian in a stable, loving household shed have raised him perfectly

I need hugs from Deerie.

>>150300807
>I think she might be a bit of a helicopter mom
I think that's the best likely outcome.
She would be a bad but at best mediocre mother but not in the way most people would think.
She'd be way to over protective and overbearing.

>you're on a path in the woods
>at the end of that path is a cabin
>in the basement of that cabin is a princess
>you're here to slay her
>if you don't...
>it will be the end of the world

>>150301025
>Horrible mother asks another horrible mother for advice
Yeah anon. You’re right. I can’t possibly see a way this could end badly.

>>150301193
Oh God, this is a tough decision Anons.

lol

>>150301350
What is going on in this picture? Did someone break a vase on his head or something?

>>150301193
I FUCK the princess.

>>150301402
It seem he god stoned to death

>>150301350
>red blood

>>150301483
Ohh, those stones look a bit like pieces of broken pottery

>>150282114
Seriously
why didn't viv do this
why is she so goddamn retarded

>>150285054
Nah I like the worldbuilding and how it lacks BOTF's jewish wordsalads.

>>150302384
Place your bets for what they'll fuck up.

>>150302384
50$ say they will find a way to ruin loona somehow this season

>>150302421
With slop images like that I think she deserves it

>>150302455
please don't set off the sperg

>>150302421
lmao you ll be lucky if she gets more than 5 minutes of screen time the whole season

>>150302529
And that's a good thing. The less screentime the less likely they fuck her up.

>>150302529
Considering she's getting a song.
You Looners might be in a for a rough ride.
So will the Millie enjoyers.

>>150302551
>Considering she's getting a song.
let me guess, its another "nobody understands me" teenager piece of shit song despite her being a grown ass woman right?

>>150302591
Considering how bad it COULD be that'd probably be preferable

>>150279681
>>150279725
>been hitting it with stoles for a while now despite her being the stereotypical upper high class wine white woman
>she can be really out of touch but damn if she isnt good lay, down for anything
>one day theres was a knock on the door
>its another seemingly high class woman with a dress on, has the same build as stolas.
>she asks sweetly if you been rooming with her husband stolas
>that cant be right, stolas never mentioned anything about being married, not that you asked or being a husband, thats a weird one, but oh well theres a lot of shit out there
>You explain your relationship to stolas to this stranger
>Watch as her personality 180's, gone was the seemingly sweet woman and now theres a crass goblina taking her place
>watch as she insult you, stolas, your house, your fit, your... yeah ok enough's enough
>grab her by the face and shove her inside the house
>Sometime later
>stolas comes home after a gureling day at the office, "she" cant wait to get herself a cup of wine and cuddle up to "her" cuddle bug
>Enters the house only to drop everything she carried in shock as watches the scene before her
>theres anon, all naked and sweaty downing bottles of water... and... her... wife Stella on her back huffing like a sow with her legs spread wide open
>Your eyes sharpen like a predator as you glimspe at stolas
>everything can wait right now theres more to tame

>>150294438
>would you save her from her abusive husband, bros?

>This is a strange tale of deception and redemption featuring frustrated housewife Solas Goetia
>who was caught completely unaware when her little masquerade led her into a place not just of sight and sound but of mind
>For your consideration we present, fool me twice


https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/148715096/#148750146

>>150294403
>One's going to have a very hard time teaching SinnerTwo how to shoot with her paws.

Its ok she was never a good shot and now she has an excuse. She can also just maul demons

What do you think would happen if you called Stolas "four eyes"?

>>150302900
He'd start crying before running off to crawl up Shitzo's ass to die

>>150302881
Oh hey I remember that green, it was nice one.
Man, that thread had so many greens in it. I even did a couple.

Say what you want about Ms. /co/, but it always delivers fresh content.

>>150303248
Gave me a hearty chuckle

>>150303248
>"Anon why did I loose to a basic bitch blondie?!"

So how do you expect them to shittify the redone pilot releasing tomorrow? Making Stolas into uwu small boy?

>>150303658
>Because you can't spell lose right ya dumb bitch.

>>150303759
I just hope they don't character assassinate my girl.

>>150301749

I'll try to have more Jewish Word Salad out by Wednesday. Finally writing the Arcade date after a week of hemming and hawing over minor details.

>>150303773
I am retarded Gentlemen

>>150303808
Fuck yeah

>>150303808
Hey, just so we're clear, this is gonna be an octavia story, not a loona one, right?

I wish i had that tweet from Vivzie that outright confirms the only reason they do the shorts it so people who want the original premise of HB can shutup and let her do her faggoty yaoi story.

>>150303940
>Hey, just so we're clear, this is gonna be an octavia story, not a loona one, right?

Haven't decided both are going to be potential options

>>150304007
Well, i do hope you go with tavi, she deserves some love too
Besides, we already have a loona story

>>150303658
>comforting loona and telling her she will always be your ms. /co/

>>150300987
Yes, that's exactly why I'm here.

>>150304058
>To help console her loss in the Mrs /Co/ contest. Anon makes a makeshift crown for her.
>When he present it to her, she's a little confused.
"Is there something wrong Loona?"
>"Are we preparing to fly somewhere?"
"What no? What do you mean?
>"Nothing but Thanks for the gift Anon" She kisses his cheek.

>wake up in the middle of the night
>See this in the hallway/out the window
What do?

>>150304197
>whip out my dick
>piss all over him

>>150304197
Offer him a dead rat

>>150304197
Realistically? Probably just keep staring at him until he makes a move.

This thread needs more talons and talon appreciation

>>150304274
Were always here Anon.

>>150304197
Ha, seeing such things outside the window staring at me, I would move away from the window, take my grandfather's rifle, check if all the windows and door are closed, and then sit in the kitchen and squeeze the rifle in my hands until the morning.

>>150300974
One of the reasons Blitz adopted Loona was so that he wouldn’t die alone, and probably the reason he treats her the way he does is to try and make sure she sticks around- now for a biological child I imagine Blitza wouldn’t treat the child as well because she would view them as being obligated to stay with her/be a part of her life until she died, then she would freak out if/when the child wants nothing to do with her when they’re old enough.

>>150304197
>"So are you here to kill me or fuck me?"

>>150284249
yes to human world fire
no to the green hellfire

>>150305761
>bend over
>put lighter in front of muh ass
>start green hellfire
A weapon to surpass metal gear

>>150303869
And new announcements made me have dreams about how Viv was going to further metaphorically rape the characters. Especially Octavia and One. Its going to be incredibly strange when canon diverges wildly from what I'm writing.

>>150279725
>>150279703
Here you go

So the new pilot is out. Anything stand out?
>>150306554
Thanks.

>>150302384
no
it's a special and isn't part of the season

>owl thread
>those muttfags bring the stinking half-breed into the thread
If that bitch dies I'll celebrate.

>>150307143
Anon what the fuck are you talking about?

>>150307143
What?

>>150306753
Has a mega for it been released yet?

>>150304197
>"Uh....hi?"

>>150301350
I bet a femanon made this...

>>150307817
based

>>150294403
>>150289027

>cats purring helps heal bones, increase healing, and aids sleep
>cat fur has therapeutic properties
>whenever One gets really injured from work (not uncommon)
>they have SinnerTwo lay on top of him and purr
>and she won't let him out so they don't have to worry about him trying to go to work while still injured

>you meet a cute, artsy, tall british chick
>hit it off well
>bond over shared love of music
>start dating
>a few weeks later you are a couple
>says shes got something she wants to confess
>you fear shes cheated on you
>instead, she just turns into a half human half bird creature
>you are, oddly enough, fine with it
>she is ecstatic
>a few days later she says she wants to introduce you to her dad
>this is how she introduces you
what do you do? how screwed are you?

>>150308819
>"Oi dad this is me snogmun we've done the tiddily 5 times we did."

>>150308819
>what do you do?
Own up to it.
That Octavia is nice but I really hate that the artist kept the choker

>>150307143
Loona’s a half-breed?

>>150308819
>"Is this the part where it turns out I have to sell my soul?"
Realistically, give him a firm handshake and wait till I'm thoroughly out of earshot to thank Big G.

>>150308871
>>150309024
>be you
>at dinner with your birb gf and her family
>her dad is giving you the stink eye(s)
>suddenly, octavia speaks up
>”daddy, could you pass me the salt?”
>without even thinking, you reach out to hand it over to her
>same as her actual dad does the same with his
>by the time you realize what you have done, it is too late
>if before he only wanted you dead, the way he is looking at you now promises eternal damnation in the deepest, darkest pit in hell
>her mother meanwhile just starts laughing
>she is already starting to like you

>>150309068
>give him a firm handshake
would his handshake be weak and girly due to him being a bird and a fag or would it crush your hand due to his demon strength?

>>150309371
The fag birdy shake cancels out the demon strength so it results in a normal handshake.

>>150309085
>Octavia didn't need salt.
>She was seeing if you were going to grab the salt before her dad.
>Considering her dad's reaction and her mother's reaction.
>You passed with flying colors.

>>150308819
>"Excuse me?"
>Stolas is deadpan.
>"Several times on your bed, actually."
>He rises to his full height and the shadows of cosmic fire begin to crackle in his balled fists.
>The very room itself feels inhumanly cold.
>Not like ice.
>But a shivering fury.
>"Ex-FUCKING-scuse ME?! You dared violate my precious little girl on sheets donated to me by my father?"
>Stella butts in from around the corner.
>"We got them from Dunelm. Glad *someone* got use out of them."
>That comment flies right in the face of her husband and she leaves just as quickly, much to your chagrin.

>The next few seconds are spent trying to not be burned by soul-searing aetherium as you match a gazes with Octavia's father.
>It's a miracle you survived long enough for your eyes to stop bleeding. And before you pissed yourself.
>Namely because the girl intervened on your behalf to interrupt the goetian prince's castigating stare.
>"Dad! Stop!"

>"Give me one bloody good reason!"
>She couldn't rebuke him. You were a mortal, she a goetian noble. And you'd fucked already.
>You should have been dead the moment you stepped into the infernal pits.
>She also didn't have the magical prowess to stand up to her father.
>There weren't many options left. It was run, hide or satan-forbid pray.
>Silence drowns the room.
>Octavia takes a step back and looks to your barely functioning ass and then to her dad.
>A deep breath and...
>"I'm pregnant!"
>The quiet settles in again before the flames vanish.
>The goetian prince is speechless and you're pretty sure your heart just stopped.
>It takes a few moments but the imposing avian noble collapses like a felled tree. Unconscious.

>You should have never taught Octavia how to bullshit.
>You never go full retard over bullshit.
>"Hm. What a fucking pansy. I would have at least brought a hound if you were going to lie."
>"You *are* lying, aren't you?"
>Stella is back. Gripping you by your collar.
>Expecting a very clear answer from her daughter.

>>150309431
>barely together for a few weeks and shes already playing mind games
i dont know if i should be worried or glad that shes this smart

>>150309427
actually, now i wonder, would octavia be into fruity, somewhat effeminate and flamboyant men that remind her of her dad?
or would she go in the complete opposite direction and want a hypermasculine testosterone oozing chad?

>>150309532
That's a good question. I wouldn't say fruity but well-dressed (if somewhat flamboyantly) pretty boys. More like a teenage heartthrob who could pull off whatever passes for high-society fashion in Hell.

>>150309532
She'd probably be for something in the middle. Not effeminate but not overly masculine either. Someone who's grounded and she can share her interests and feelings with.

>>150309656
>depressed fresh outta highschool guy who got hired to work for a cinema
>dress code says he should dress fancy
>wanting to emulate old goth aesthetic, decides to get accessories with gold detailing instead of silvery
>dark red instead of black to emulate old theater colors
>Octavia decides to go to the movies there
>sees this droopy half-depressed but still passionate 21-something year old doing his job
>when the episode cuts back to her they're walking together out of the theater with the dude beaming that she liked his outfit

This is how we get the second hetero relationship of the show.
>verification not fucking required

>>150309532
>i dont know if i should be worried or glad that shes this smart
I wouldn't worry too much, though she would probably gaslight Stolas sometimes
Which would cause Stolas to hate you more but make Stella like you.


>At dinner with Octavia, Stella and Stolas.
>They notice you have a cough but it isn't too distracting.
>That is, until you cough up a feather. It's a dark colored feather just like Octavia's.
>Stolas is disgusted, he begins to rave and rant so much he walks away from the table, he can still be heard several rooms away.
>You, Stella and Octavia just laugh.
>You didn't really eat Octavia out, the cough was just a nice opportunity.

>>150309511
This is getting good, i hope you keep going anon

>>150310001
>Have to cough again
>Hack up a white feather
>Total silence at the table

How do you guys cope with the fact that these demons likely hate humanity and regard them as inferior as a matter of course?

>>150310072
Remember God made us in his image and demons seethe about it eternally.

>>150309686
>She'd probably be for something in the middle. Not effeminate but not overly masculine either. Someone who's grounded and she can share her interests and feelings with.
So, she needs literally me?

>>150310115
Indeed
>>150310065
>Then both Octavia and Stella hack up white feathers.
>Stolas placed some of Stella's feathers in the food.
>It seems Stolas had the last laugh, for now.

>>150310242
That just makes me hard. Stolas loses as I gain.

>>150310115
Based.
>filename
Even more based. But it does make dating them harder.

>>150309511
>She IS pregnant
>Wanted to wait a bit longer, and for a better situation, to bring the news, but her dad forced her hand
>He will be furious when he wakes up
>Not necessarily because she did it with (you), even though he is still angry about that
>But because she kept such news from him
>Her mother is...kinda apathetic actually, almost resigned
>She has been shamed and disappointed so much that she simply cannot bring herself to care anymore
>At least a human is technically superior to an imp or a hound
>You are gonna be the daddy of a half man half demon owl abomination
>What now

>>150310716
Not when your gf is an Angel.

Just watched the new episode on Amazon, are they restarting the show's plot or is it just meant to be a summary episode for the normie first timers?

>>150310748
Kris what the fuck are you doing here

>>150311032
>monsterfucker will monsterfuck

>>150311032
Its a hmofa crackship that kinda works

>>150310911
Nymo dating a fallen exorcist would be so cool.

new snooted up loona just dropped

>>150311996
Not a Looner but it looks decent though I think the Fang inspiration is a bit much though again it isn't bad.

>>150310748
I'm buying a pocket Bible and a crucifix.

>>150311996
Not bad, hair could've been more reminiscent of Loona though.

>>150312135
I don't see the Fang inspiration, least not more than what was already similar anyways.

>>150304197
Found a better version

>>150312646
>what you see
vs
>what he sees

bros, i saw this wrap in fortnite and it immediately reminded me of tavi
should i get it?

>>150312886
Does look like her dress huh

>>150313353
crazier still, its part of a set named ”underworld star”
the rest of the items clearly dont have the same resemblance, but its pretty crazy this one does so much

>>150309749
I could see it in a fanfiction.
>Gosling.png
>>150310020
Maybe later, if the thread survives.
>>150310748
>"Shit. I gotta get a job in Hell."

>>150313473
That's wacky.

i wonder if we will get a proper human disguise for octavia this season, theres so many versions made by the community its hard to keep track

>>150314242
found an even better version

>>150314293
Nice.

>>150314421
although, dont look up what other stuff this guy has drawn
its a lot of moxxie porn, mostly with bee

>>150314535
Didn't plan on it but Thanks for the warning.
While as strange as it is and with some caveats. Moxxie and Stella is a cute little idea but too many people make it into smut and/or cuckery.

>>150307685
it's up on torrent sites

God didn't make your dick for you to stick it into demons, anon.

>>150279400
Nicely shaped and firm. Fun to play with.

>>150315055
>You are summoned by your master, Solas Goetia.
>She has a task for you that is of great importance that she requires great assistance with.
>You're nervous and giddy unsure of what this great task she request of you to do.
>That's when she teleports herself and you to a random field in the middle of nowhere.
>She hands you a basket, "Come, we've got plenty of flowers to pick. Now get to picking darling~".

>>150315386
anon, while demons are real, i highly doubt these ones specifically mentioned in this book that was written hundreds of years after the death of Christ are true
ars goetia and the lesser key were written by bored monks over decades because they had nothing better to do with their time in their monastaries
i am pretty sure every ”demon” mentioned in it is false
demons do exist, but they are nameless beings of energy and definitely not sexy, fluffy bird women

>>150304197
>Fuck outta here you feathery faggot

>>150315492
>ars goetia and the lesser key were written by bored monks over decades because they had nothing better to do with their time in their monastaries


Mysticfag but the Ars Goetia are bastardizations of older systems based on the 70 Decan Spirits of the Zodiac with the earliest attestations of them as harmful and rebellious spirits going back to the New Kingdom.
The Western European overlay is garbled bullshit transmitted from Egyptians to Greeks and Judaeans, to Arabs, to Byzantines and Jews to Italians and Germans who mangled it trying to make it fit with Catholicism.
The current form is so far from the stuff mentioned in the Egyptian Astrological Texts or the Testament of Solomon that any connection is hazy at best, something compounded by the Vivziepop interpretations.

Now if you want real Christian Demonology and not the King James 'Witches made me masturbate' shit I'd recommend 'On the Operations of Demons' by Byzantine monk Michael Psellos. Follow it up with Jacques Vallee and John Keel if you want to freak yourself out.

>>150281315
That's Birnon. You can tell because he's green.

>>150315795
I don't think it is

>>150315795
nope, its not

wtf I thought the stuff on amazon was supposed to be uncensored?
stolas is still censored in mission zero
unless it's for comedic value

>>150316448
>girl

>>150316460
yeah, those are women, solas is a dyke
google what ”sapphic” means

>>150316494
I know anon, I'm expressing my disdain.

What's the point of female Stolas when it's canon that regular Stolas has a birdgina?

>>150316536
hey, if you are good at doing edits, you are welcomed to change it
pic related for example had a shitza in it, but i edited it out, sadly im not that good at doing edits so i cant edit the other pic as well without ruining it

>>150316460
NTA but Considering a lot of Stolas fans are women.
I think that makes sense.

>>150316537
>What's the point of female Stolas when it's canon that regular Stolas has a birdgina?
for one, its not gay
secondly, you have have kids with her

>>150316631
it's still pretty gay
maybe even more gay

>>150316701
>having sex with a woman is gay
huh?
you mean to tell me you want to hear that faggy posh voiced when you fuck?
at least a woman would have a womans voice

>>150316764
I'd rather fuck stolas than hear stellas harpy voice

>>150316581
It is done.
>>150316701
Imagine wanting to fuck a woman and procreate, what a fag.

>>150316784
Yeah I kinda figured that

>>150316784
anon...why would femstolas have the same voice as stella?
thats retarded

>>150316785
based, instantly saved and deleted the old one

>>150316835
Have we heard the voices of any other female goetia in the show?
other than some minor background voices

>>150316873
you could always imagine her voiced by literally anyone else

>>150316886
Tabitha St. Germain doing a posh rich goetia voice

>>150315944
W Francesco

>>150316913
>rarity solas
it...kinda works?
what about nicole oliver, though? Go full mommy princess with her

>>150315703
Which books would you recommend from Vallee and Keel? I love esoteric shit like this.

>>150316962
found a higher quality version

>>150316886
>>150316913
I picture Solas being voiced by Jen Cohn doing a posh accent.

>>150316913
>Tabitha St. Germain voicing a posh Goetia lady
I didn't know i needed this until now

>>150317172
I think you played too much overwatch

>>150317150
>Which books would you recommend from Vallee and Keel? I love esoteric shit like this.


Keel peaks at operation Trojan Horse and the rest after The Eight Tower isn't worth reading unless you're a completionist and even the Eighth Tower suffers from doomerism and trying to fit the phenomena into 1970s science. Everything Vallee writes is gold.

>>150317395
Anon, I never played Overwatch.
I didn't knew she voiced a character in Overwatch until just now. When looking her name up.
I was referring to her acting for Darth Zash in SWTOR.

>>150317409
Thanks, i'll look into them.

>>150315944
>latinx
This just makes him being an anon all the more likely

>>150317242
divine taste

>>150317848
Well unless Anon is a faggot the choice is clear.

Its physically painful how much better the gender swapped versions are

>>150317998
stolas is qt
sorry not sorry

>>150317898
Well
You got Two options
Andrea or Paimom but I have to go with my Strika.
>>150317829
I don't think Paimom would want to have Cambions too risky.

>>150317898
Solas and Stella, this is the divine ultra rare world where they're both women.

>>150318075
>clothing hole for his chest fluff to puff out through
He's such a shameless whore
What a disgrace

>>150318075
That's okay anon you can't help being a molestation victim
Like all gays
>>150318119
So no Via then?

>>150318126
Well he did give up his daughter to be railed in the ass, of course he's a whore.

>>150318146
>So no Via then?
In Hell if you slam clams enough time one of em gets pregnant. it's my imagination and I want to see all the cute owl women, darn it >:(

>>150318146
if you watch this show you're probably a gay
whether you realize it or not

>>150318146
Clearly Anon is Via's father

>>150318268
So he becomes a surrogate?

>>150318223
Sorry anon but it's just you

>>150318297
Yes, he gave birth

>>150318337
She, Stolas is a woman. I guess Anon donated sperm. Personally.

>being pals with Asterion
>banging Andrea

>>150318425
Based Pick

>>150318364
It's demonic magic, anon spent nine months eggnant

>>150318479
Get off /co/ Emberlynn we're trying to have a civilized discussion here

>>150318496
You will be impr-egg-nated too, anon! It's only a matter of time!

>>150318535
We're gonna have to talk to your parents about restricting your internet access, Ember.

>>150318439
>Anon and andrea fall for eachother
>But not enough to stop her from going through with her plans
>She still ends up brutalized by solas
what could you even do to help her?
Attack solas and you'll get blasted by octavian or shot by an imp
Trying to talk her down is also unlikely to succeed
Do you just stand around passively like a fag and wait for it to end?

>>150318692
Why the fuck does male Stella (Stelios?) look like such a twunk

>>150318852
Asterion should be a little skinnier imo for sure
I also wonder who would voice him

>>150318914
I imagine him sounding like the stereotypical haughty elf who sees everyone as beneath his notice
So imagine him as imrik or the basic lord of the high elves

https://youtu.be/rkmGUiec6iQ?si=-QlgDAJpM1_MbIJb

Go to 2:50

>>150318692
If she survives I could see you patching her up slowly with help from Astarion but unlikely she would recover.
Or
Andrea would want you out of the way so by the time you'd get to Andrea it'd be too late.
Which would begin a revenge arc by you teaming up with Astarion and end up working with Strika as she has access to the proper equipment.
I don't about that "they can only be killed by angelic weapons" Solas isn't a Fallen Angel nor one of the Sins.

Or worse case scenario.
You die attempting to fight Solas. I don't see Octavia doing the deed she would have sympathy.
So you'd either be killed by Solas or Blitzo even if Andrea taught you arcane arts.

>>150319070
Wait, did andre die in the show?
I though he just got beaten to a pulp?

>>150319047
NTA but that's a decent voice for Astarion.
I've already said my picks for a voice for male Astarion but I don't think it's necessary to repeat them.

>>150319101
I thought he did.

>>150319154
Lmao neither of us watched that slop
Can a 3rd anon clarify for us if the peacock dies or not?

>>150303808
>>150303869
>>150303940

>out by Wednesday

And by that I meant Thursday! Turns out work is a bitch and I don't want to rush things. If there's no thread tomorrow then it'll still be posted on ao3.

>>150319183
If he wasn't, a mix of scenario One & Two is likely to happen If you date Andrea.

>>150319183
He lives
His last scene is him slinking off into the shadows while giving a cliched "you will regret this" villain speech

>>150319237
I'll have to catch up on it, along with HILHH

>>150319295
Ok so
>Andrea gets the snot beaten out of her in a one sided cat fight
>Runs off with her tail between her legs
>She promises revenge to save face
>But deep down, she is incredibly hurt
>Both in ego and in body
>Runs into anons arms
>That night he washes her gently, combs her hair and they both watch silly movies and cuddle while he caresses her and dries her tears

>>150304007
I'm team LoonaGOD...
Tavi is respectable, but I'd rather be the friend/brother figure she desperately needs in life
In the end, it's up to YOU... Bitch...

>>150303808
OccultGOD kinography...
I do love how much weird shit's in it
I didn't know the realm of /x/ was this vast
Although to Anon it's probably gonna be like "what the fuck are you people talking about," which is funny
He's an enjoyable POV character, I feel
Also ARCADE DATE WHEEEEEEEEEEE

>>150319487
>I'm team LoonaGOD...
>Tavi is respectable, but I'd rather be the friend/brother figure she desperately needs in life

Time will tell. Thats one of the few things I actually haven't planned out.

>>150319539

>I do love how much weird shit's in it

Thanks. I know some people aren't big fans of it but I just hate Vivzie's cosmology so fucking much and feel this primal urge to rectify it. She makes the supernatural so fucking boring and small and it infuriates me as a writer.

>He's an enjoyable POV character, I feel

Also glad people like him. Sometimes I worry he asks too many questions but most people in his situation would ask a bunch of questions.

>>150319795
I feel like Vivzie's cosmology is a giant waste of potential when you can do *so much* with it.

Considering how Anon discovered Hell is real very recently, questions are normal.

>>150319378
>You were away when you heard the news.
>You dropped everything you were doing and rushed on over. It took a while but it felt longer, too long.
>When you arrive, you see her. Her beak is cracked, she's bloody and bruised but thankfully alive.
>You didn't hesitate to run over to her and hug her despite her being taller than you.
>She's silent and trembling then she collapses due to exhaustion into your arms.
>You hold onto her, you want to cry but you must stay strong for her.
>You help her get back up and start to patch her up.
>She never allowed you to get this touchy with her before but this time she needs it.
>You bathed her, clothed her and fixed her hair, you smiled for her but she kept that thousand yard like stare.
>When you get her settled, you turn on one of her favorite movies in attempt to cheer her up
>She's still silent, her eyes look hollow and her beak is still cracked.
>You lean in tell her "I love you" and kiss her beak.
>Just as you sit down, she grabs you and pulls you into a tight embrace. She starts to sob heavily, letting it all out.
>You caress her feathers, begin to cradle her and hum one of her favorite tunes.

What do Andrea's chest feathers smell like?

>>150320309
Like a mixture of nice clean winter air, sugar pine and vanilla.

>>150320514
Oh nice.~

>>150320514
She sounds delightful.

>>150320309
Probably sickly sweet from the high quality perfume she wears
I think she'd be the most stereotypical "princess" you'd ever come across, at least in terms of cosmetics, attire and interests

>>150320691
Nothing wrong with that. Bet she'd look cute in red lingerie though.

>>150320722
NTA but no, red doesn't fit her.
Dark blue or dark green colors would fit her best.
I think teal would look great on her.

>>150320722
>>150320810
Lingerie is always better with contrasting colors, like white lingerie on black chicks and vice versa

>>150320913
Maybe I could see her wearing burgundy or maroon at most.
Now which lingerie would she wear?

>>150320980
Bottom one

>>150321548
I still remember our boy

Anyone got some more andrea?

>>150321883
I mainly have the ones that have already been posted.
Wish I had more Andrea and more Paimom.

>>150277288 (OP)
>imagine

Sex with Andrea

>>150323945
Talk about going cold turkey.

>>150321548
Those were some fun threads