>anon isnt a sinner, or a magical apprentice, or a fellow goetia
>hes just some guy octavia met at an earth concert and clicked with
>this is how she introduces him to her dad
how screwed would he be?

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>Via having a more unique interest in human men.
Does this mean that she would only be into you because of fetish reasons?

>you meet a cute, artsy, tall british chick
>hit it off well
>bond over shared love of music
>start dating
>a few weeks later you are a couple
>says shes got something she wants to confess
>you fear shes cheated on you
>instead, she just turns into a half human half bird creature
>you are, oddly enough, fine with it
>she is ecstatic
>a few days later she says she wants to introduce you to her dad
>this is how she introduces you
what do you do? how screwed are you?