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Anonymous No.148997830 >>148998078 >>148998087 >>149001482 >>149001631 >>149001694 >>149003049 >>149004983 >>149007809 >>149008249 >>149008536 >>149008726 >>149012499 >>149012962 >>149013527 >>149013890 >>149017716 >>149017894 >>149019803 >>149020184 >>149030552
>Satan says he ruled the pit before Lucifer
>the other sins look at his empty throne and roll their eyes
Potential power struggle between Satan and Lucifer could have been neat... so naturally Viv undercut her own story by declaring Satan was lying and the sins know he's full of shit. I swear these shows have occasional glints of something cool, and each time it turns out to be a mirage.
Anonymous No.148997995 >>149004642 >>149018926 >>149018936
Maybe we should fuck the angels and maybe, just maybe, kill the demon scum. Crazy idea I know.
Anonymous No.148998078
>>148997830 (OP)
Imagine the alternate timeline where Helluva Boss was a comedy and not a shitty soap opera.
Anonymous No.148998087 >>148998119 >>148999213 >>148999466 >>149004983 >>149008614
>>148997830 (OP)
>so naturally Viv undercut her own story by declaring Satan was lying and the sins know he's full of shit
I don’t know why she thought this was clearly communicated. This is his first and only appearance. We’re going to take what he says at face value unless something contradicts it in-universe, not in her twatter replies.
Anonymous No.148998119 >>148998624
>>148998087
>I don’t know why she thought this was clearly communicated.
Vivzie lacks empathy and theory of mind, so she can't imagine things from other people's point of view.
Anonymous No.148998463 >>148999178 >>149031800 >>149032257
Loona and Anon.
Anonymous No.148998624
>>148998119
She's just plain incompetent. She could have been very useful as a character designer for a competent writer, but here we are.
Anonymous No.148999002
>>148996263
Via and Stolas piecing together a schizophrenic sinner anon would be better than the whole of season 2.
Anonymous No.148999178 >>148999259
>>148998463
-and Octavia
>End up in a battle of the bands with Agent One and Two
Anonymous No.148999213 >>148999613
>>148998087
Like in the movie Starship Troopers, the director forgot to say that the government made a meteorite fall on Earth to strengthen the conflict with the aliens and then complained that no one understood the message.
Anonymous No.148999259 >>148999384
>>148999178
What genres do they end up playing?
Anonymous No.148999384
>>148999259
I know my musical bias will take over but
Anon, Tavia and Loona will either play Occult rock or just plain Punk rock
https://youtu.be/kjcBgl40dGQ
https://youtu.be/ZPXKikatsz8
as for One and Two will depend on which version of One you go with but for me, likely they'd being playing Space Rock or Prog rock
https://youtu.be/EthDUeY_S5s
https://youtu.be/C9DISbQKTTM
Anonymous No.148999466 >>149000373 >>149000623 >>149027477
>>148998087
The eye roll was clear to me
Anonymous No.148999550 >>148999588
Which has more daddy issues?
Anonymous No.148999588 >>149000439
>>148999550
octavia and it's not close
Anonymous No.148999613 >>148999774 >>149000594
>>148999213
Verhoeven didn't forget anything, the bugs launched the asteroid, he says as much in the director commentary track. He's simply too stupid to understand how dumb of an idea that is as well as how putting an otherwise functional society in greatcoats and patriotism doesn't make them immediately super duper evil.
Anonymous No.148999774 >>149000425
>>148999613
I mean throwing knifes at people's hands for questioning training, sending children to war and saying you need to enlist in the military to be able to have kids is pretty evil adjacent.
Anonymous No.149000373
>>148999466
Did you actually deduce what the eye roll meant, or did it only become clear after you were told what it meant?
Anonymous No.149000425 >>149000602
>>148999774
>throwing knifes at people's hands for questioning training
standard action movie machismo
>sending children to war
didn't happen
>you need to enlist in the military to be able to have kids
Rico's parents are civilians
There is no consistency to any critique or commentary in the film because it's ultimately a product made to be sold for money first and a satirical commentary second
Anonymous No.149000439 >>149000594 >>149007916
>>148999588
>Verhoeven didn't forget anything
>the bugs launched the asteroid, he says as much in the director commentary track.
Anonymous No.149000594 >>149007916
>>149000439
Clay you drunken bastard you meant >>148999613
Anonymous No.149000602 >>149000677
>>149000425
>Sending children to war didn't happen
That's literally shown off in the film before they go to capture the brain bug, it is shown and commented on by Rico and Ace plus foreshadowed by the infomercial bits in the film.
Anonymous No.149000623 >>149005004
>>148999466
I interpreted it as "Lucifer's not even here to defend himself, typical". Could have been interesting if Satan had ambitions to re-usurp hell from Lucifer because he's basically an absent ruler sulking in his basement making ducks.
Anonymous No.149000677 >>149000720
>>149000602
>That's literally shown off in the film
Are you talking about the "I'm doing my part!" scene?
Anonymous No.149000720 >>149000775
>>149000677
That's where it's setup but this scene is what I'm referring to. When was the last time you saw the film?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9D4nTcXS4_M
Anonymous No.149000775 >>149000947
>>149000720
Anon, did you forget the fact that they're at war with literal monsters?
Anonymous No.149000929 >>149001321
Loono and Anona....
Anonymous No.149000947 >>149000961
>>149000775
I mean they could simply just not throw themselves at the bug owned parts of the other side of the galaxy since the arachnids can't space travel besides spores that don't reach earth but that's not what the topic was about despite attempted goalpost moving. I just pointed out child soldiers were used in the film despite you saying otherwise and I've not got anything want to say on the themes or interpretation of the film so gonna end it on the Klendathu Arachnids look cool wether the basic soldier types or the other variations shown in the film and the mix of cg and practical effects still hold up.
Anonymous No.149000961 >>149001313
>>149000947
>I mean they could simply just not throw themselves at the bug owned parts of the other side of the galaxy
That's what they were doing before the film you fucking imbecile.
Anonymous No.149001313 >>149001365
>>149000961
They literally mention how they put colonies on the bug planets before the settlers got massacred, the key thing to note is that any moral arguing aside the Federation went to the bugs and not the other way around. I don't know why you are trying to act like I'm stupid for having watched the film. However you seem really easy to upset so you've convinced me the Klendathu arachnids despite their horrific violence and ambiguous sapience or morality besides the brain bug besides the brain bug are the real heroes, thank you for really enlightening me on who to root for in Starship Troopers.
Anonymous No.149001321 >>149001347 >>149001408 >>149001630
>>149000929
no
Anonymous No.149001347 >>149001400 >>149001441
>>149001321
Been looking for this
Thank you Anon
Anonymous No.149001365 >>149001430
>>149001313
>They literally mention how they put colonies on the bug planets
Mormon extremists who were not officially endorsed by the federation.
Anonymous No.149001400
>>149001347
Anonymous No.149001408 >>149001425 >>149005024 >>149008945
>>149001321
Yes.
Anonymous No.149001425 >>149001445
>>149001408
Anonymous No.149001430 >>149001575
>>149001365
I'll actually give you that one, though also what would a Mormon extremist in the future even be like? Genuinely curious what that would entail to be honest.
Anonymous No.149001441
>>149001347
Ah Stella,one of the only unambiguously good designs Vizie made.
Anonymous No.149001445
>>149001425
Yes way fag.
Anonymous No.149001482 >>149001499 >>149001521 >>149001571
>>148997830 (OP)
I wanna see him brutalize and dom Charlie into hopelessness
Anonymous No.149001499
>>149001482
Only if Valentino joins in.
Anonymous No.149001521 >>149004387
>>149001482
Why would you want that
Anonymous No.149001571
>>149001482
Why is Charle so booktok coded?
Anonymous No.149001575 >>149001669
>>149001430
>I'll actually give you that one, though also what would a Mormon extremist in the future even be like? Genuinely curious what that would entail to be honest.

If we're going full on og interpretation

>No drugs, alcohol, caffeine or porn
>No black people or American Indians
>People who commit certain sins are pressured if not forced to commit suicide by bloodletting
>Women have less rights (though it's less strictly defined) than in Islam because a Woman's husband is the person who decides if she goes to heaven
>enforced polygamy
>complete willingness to engage in shit like drug or even human trafficking to finance the church

Not a flattering depiction but they are EXTREMIST mormons
Anonymous No.149001608 >>149001634 >>149005658
BEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.149001630 >>149001740 >>149001779
>>149001321
>posting my shitty doodles
Anonymous No.149001631 >>149001678 >>149001842
>>148997830 (OP)
Its because its already been established in HH that Hell only came into existence right after Eve ate the apple and created sin, with Lucifer being banished to Hell shortly after.
Now, if Viv had been a decent to good writer she could have established that Lucifer taking over all of Hell wasn't an instant thing, and Satan rose to power in Wrath before all the rings were united under Lucifer's rule, but nah she just goes "bro was lying"
Anonymous No.149001634 >>149001662
>>149001608
We can be Bees.
Anonymous No.149001662 >>149001733
>>149001634
I wanna boop her snoot and snuggle her as she buzzes softly.
Anonymous No.149001669 >>149005787 >>149005857 >>149005876
>>149001575
Damn...also since on the Sci-Fi films topic I'll also say that I've not watched Avatar but I do genuinely think the Na'vi are lame, like all the wildlife on Pandora looks super cool but then the main aliens are just shite looking. District 9 did it better by making them overtly less Human and also flawed but they also come of more authentically likeable due to their circumstances being much more sympathetic, Christopher and his son just being good characters plus prawns just look neat.
Anonymous No.149001678
>>149001631
>Satan, a freshly created demon, fights his way through a wild Hell to become its ruler
>only meets his eventual match when he comes face to face with Lucifer
Could've been kino.
Anonymous No.149001694
>>148997830 (OP)
Maybe the real ruler of Hell is God, who is the real Devil. Checkmate, theists.
Anonymous No.149001733 >>149002415
>>149001662
Blowjob. Not a drop spilled. You're coming away clean.
Anonymous No.149001740
>>149001630
>shitty doodles
These are great Anon
Anonymous No.149001779
>>149001630
it's funny
Anonymous No.149001842 >>149002232
>>149001631
>Its because its already been established in HH that Hell only came into existence right after Eve ate the apple and created sin, with Lucifer being banished to Hell shortly after.

Could easily be a lie. Still prefer the old thread idea that Hell pre existed Adam and Eve and Belial was the first ruler with Satan and Bee as his generals.
Anonymous No.149002232
>>149001842
I prefer the idea that Bee inherited the title from her boomer fly dad.
Anonymous No.149002415
>>149001733
Bee, I, I just snuggled you......oohhhhhh
Anonymous No.149002992
Live damnit.
Anonymous No.149003049
>>148997830 (OP)
His power is destitution and poverty,
Against the one who fell from it.
He will never again rule unmeasured,
His throne again he will never sit.
Anonymous No.149004331 >>149004896 >>149006484 >>149006584 >>149006923 >>149007017 >>149008315
Brainstorm some encounters for Hootgame Anon
>Who are they?
>Why is this happening?
>Is this a fight?
>If so, it winnable at this point in his dork-ass life?
>How can it be resolved?
Anonymous No.149004387
>>149001521
Because it's sexy to see her cry
Anonymous No.149004642
>>148997995
This
Anonymous No.149004896 >>149004934 >>149005382
>>149004331
Idk about encounters, but i have thought about some episode like adventures

Loona route
>Anon is in an IMP meeting/chilling at their HQ
>Bored, starts poking loona with his finger
>She has enough of it and bites him
>Not that hard, she was trying only to scare him, but she put too much force behind it and pierced flesh a little
>Later that night anon is twisting and turning in bed, having a fever
>He starts to transform into a werewolf, breaks out and terrorized imp town that night
>Wakes up in the gutter
>Asks his master what the hell is going on
>Turns out all hellhounds have a disease that infects mortals when bitten
>Most die of it during the first transformation, but those who dont become lycans, bigger, stronger, faster and more savage than even the hounds themselves
>At first you only transform during the night, but It ends with the werewolf form becoming definitive, taking your mind and corrupting even your soul
>There is hope though, the curse can be cured by brewing a potion and it just so happens that stolas knows how to brew it and has the necessary plants
>Then they walk into his plant enclosure only to find that everything is gone
>Stella has gone back to her mother for the week and decided to "gift" her all of her husbands plants
>Now IMP must go on a quest to gather the ingredients before anon loses himself to his lycanthropy and murders everyone
>There is a scene at one point where he breaks containment while transformed and charges at his friends, only for loona to get between him and them
>He recognizes her and has a moment of lucidity before running off
>The team has to track him down and administer the cure before its too late
Anonymous No.149004934 >>149005485
>>149004896
Now for octavia
>Anon is messing with the grimoire and finds an interesting thing about it: bargains and deals
>Demons using it can cast extra potent spells as a result of a bargain for a mortal's soul
>Anon decides to try it out on himself and it works
>He essentially sells his own soul to himself and this triggers the grimoire
>He has no idea how this works, but who is he to complain?
>So what does he do with this new found power?
>He abuses the shit out of it, of course
>Anon wants to instantly learn how to speak spanish, for whatever reason?
>Bargain!
>Anon wants to get a few inches taller?
>Deal!
>Anon wants to know how to play guitar so he could woo octavia?
>You guessed it
>It goes on like this for a bit, then eventually he decides to show the exploit to stolas to see what he thinks
>But the bird is horrified upon hearing what anon has done
>He explains that the book has a hidden clause which stipulates that whenever a demon makes a deal with a mortal for his soul, around 10% of the soul would belong to the author of the book
>Now, this would be bearable if anon had only made one or two deals, but he has made enough go give the author a majority stake in his soul
>And that author is none other than paimon
>Speaking of the devil, the old bird shows up right as his son is finishing his explanation, he has come to collect
>Anon and stolas manage to convince him to a duel for anon's remaining stakes, a duel not of magic, but music
>Paimon accepts, but not before taking back his ability to play the guitar
>Now anon has to relearn how to play it before the duel and who better to teach him than tavi
Anonymous No.149004983
>>148997830 (OP)
>>148998087
Charlie has some dialogue in Hazbin episode 1 that does contradict this, but it's hard to say how accurate it is since her version of events likely came from Lucifer.
Honestly, Viv should have just left it as a mystery. It's not like social media posts can change the plot. (The Harry Potter chick tried that back in the day and got laughed at.)
Anonymous No.149005004 >>149005395
>>149000623
Rewrite time
>Lucifer came to Hell and conquered it
>make Satan subservient to him, and goes further to buckbreak and embarrass him
>specifically made Satan's underlings (imps) as the bottom of Hell society eclipsed only by Bee's Hellhounds who don't even seem to have individual rights but are referred to as property even by Millie of all people
>Satan is making moves to reconquer Hell since Lucifer is depressed and distracted
>Asmodeus seen as weak
>Satan punishes Stolas because he has an excuse to dunk on one of Lucifer's fallen angel buddies that followed him to Hell and spare an imp
>go a step further and even privately congratulate Blitzo for fucking over Lucifer's shit aristocracy
>establish Satan as a different 'boss' over Blitzo now that Stolas is out with designs to fuck the caste system hierarchy, tear out the Goetia, and bring Lucifer to ruin
>leave Bee being the most punished, buckbroken, and embarrassed sin a mystery to learn later (maybe something involving the Fall)
>it also explains why she seeks to get so fucking trashed all the time and seems to let Hellhound slavery just go on without pushback or intervention
Anonymous No.149005024 >>149005406 >>149008945
>>149001408
>Run Loona, they love them anthro
Anonymous No.149005382
>>149004896
>Werewolf Anon
Neato.
Anonymous No.149005395 >>149007134
>>149005004
>leave Bee being the most punished, buckbroken, and embarrassed sin a mystery to learn later (maybe something involving the Fall)
Or you know...
Anonymous No.149005406
>>149005024
I was going for a bob, dammit
Anonymous No.149005485
>>149004934
Cute, love stuff that involves Paimon.
Anonymous No.149005513
I wonder if hell went through their own tech eras at some point and we used to have stone age hellhounds or not. Or maybe they don't go beyond, like, iron age and were just ahead of humans for a while until they caught up.
Anonymous No.149005658
>>149001608
Anonymous No.149005787
>>149001669
Cameron just wanted the Na'Vi to look fuckable, that's literally the reason for their looks.
Anonymous No.149005857
>>149001669
My issue with Avatar is how the message is that we need to live in harmony with nature, but that is way fucking easier pn avatar world woth a naturlly occuring god force to keep everything in balance. I bet infant mortality is 0, because god tells the predators to not kill and eat the babies.
Anonymous No.149005876 >>149006230 >>149010059
>>149001669
I wish more sci fi shows had actual weird cool looking aliens in them. I hate disney star wars and its allergy against having weird colorful and cool aliens in everything anymore. I hate it so much that my favorite childhood franchise has been reduced to boring uninteresting and lame humans in drab normie clothing and brown jackets when it was filled with weird creatures in its previous era's
Anonymous No.149006230 >>149010265
>>149005876
The Na'vi were going to look a little weirder, they got dumbed down.
Anonymous No.149006340
Anonymous No.149006484 >>149008049
>>149004331
Maybe something to do with the cherubs? They don't get enough love.
Anonymous No.149006584 >>149006922
>>149004331
anon and loona/octavia vs one and two shenanigans
>anon and IMP go after a target, turns out to be someone anon knows
>anon runs across some sinners that try to kill him out of sheer pettiness
>anon runs across an exterminator
>anon meets one of the HH characters
>anon reunites with one of his dead family members stuck in hell
>anon is left alone with stella for a day and has to entertain her
Anonymous No.149006922 >>149006983 >>149007758
>>149006584
>anon runs across an exterminator
That might be a potential mindfuck for them. A human in hell that got there without being a sinner. Wonder if they'd report it...
Anonymous No.149006923 >>149007017
>>149004331
>Anon, Loona and Octavia enter a local battle of the bands
>Anon and Octavia or Stella attend a Goetian ball
>Anon introduces Loona or Octavia to mortal horror movies
>Anon is given attire tips by Stella
>Anon goes out drinking with either Loona, Stella or Octavia
>Double date with either Millie and Moxxie or One and Two
>Anon taking Loona, Octavia or Stella on a joyride
Anonymous No.149006983 >>149007194 >>149007758 >>149008209
>>149006922
>its extermination day
>anon had no idea, he was out in town to run some errands
>angel spots him and dive bombs his ass
>tackles him to the ground and gets on top of him, spear pointed right at his face
>just as shes about to skewer him she realizes that theres something off about this sinner
>pale, white skin, bald, normal eyes, no demonic protrusions or bonus limbs
>this is a normal human!
>before she has time to really figure out what is going on, he shoves her off with a TK spell before teleporting the fuck out of there
>this angel later becomes a bit obsessed with him and starts stalking him
>partly because she wants to figure out just how he got in hell, what he is doing and how he is still alive, but partly because she finds him kinda cute
Anonymous No.149007017
>>149004331
>>149006923
>>Anon introduces Loona or Octavia to mortal horror movies

>anon taking his owl/hellhound gf to the human world
>anon having to introduce said gf to his parents
Anonymous No.149007134
>>149005395
7w7
Anonymous No.149007194 >>149007279
>>149006983
>Being stalked by an exterminator
>She's initially respectful and just trying to get you into encounters to engage in small talk or at least be near you to observe you
>It quickly grows from a lovable fascination into a lustful obsession and the encounters become tense
>One day Loona and Octavia notice go missing initially thinking you're out on a errand or visiting your folks in the mortal realm but then the realization hits
>Unbeknownst to them you're in the grips of an angel who's fallen from grace because her love corrupted into lust for you
Anonymous No.149007269 >>149007402 >>149007488
I wish to see Stella.
Anonymous No.149007279 >>149007402 >>149007632
>>149007194
Well I guess its better than heaven finding out...
Anonymous No.149007402
>>149007269
Here ya go Anon
>>149007279
Heaven is aware of the missing exterminator
Anonymous No.149007488
>>149007269
https://files.catbox.moe/7eftx8.jpg
Anonymous No.149007632 >>149008120
>>149007279
>making angels into filthy fucking evil demons
At some point I have to call this gore of my comfort characters (angels)
Anonymous No.149007758
>>149006922
>>149006983
It would be like this, testing if you're a proto-sinner or a proto-winner.
Anonymous No.149007809 >>149007886 >>149008084 >>149008850 >>149012522 >>149030641
>>148997830 (OP)
Nobody gives a shit about Fagsshit Hotel or Shitsmelluva Boss, VivziePop is a whiny bitch who blocks anyone on Xitter who even gives her the most fair and constructive of criticism, and her studio SpindleHorse has a 50% turnover rate cause she treats her animators like shit, don’t believe me? Look up Helluva Boss on IMDB, that show has gone through 459 animators, for comparison, Murder Drones only needed 12 during its full run.

TOTAL HAZBIN DEATH!!!
Anonymous No.149007886 >>149008365
>>149007809
That’s why we’re here, and we’re enjoying creations anons here make rather than the source material.
Anonymous No.149007916
>>149000594
>>149000439
Sure, and that's not Verhoeven forgetting anything except his brain, its just him being fucking retarded and not understanding how scale works.
There is no false flag, you're attempting to imply a subtext that isn't there to pretend the movie is smarter than it is. Its not, its a big dumb action film which is the exact reason why the initial critics of its release called it pro-fascism, because he's too stupid or too greedy to have clarity of purpose. This is a director who's big claim to fame was taking already functional scripts (he tried to fucking pass on robocop twice because he didn't understand the satire) and adding tits and ultraviolence for mass market appeal.
The movie would be better off if it were a false flag, it would give the Federation actual moral grayness like it had in the novels, but it doesn't. So all it has is the stapled on implication that the entire movie was an in-universe propaganda reel which is fucking ludicrous on its face. Even ignoring how shit of story telling that is on the same level of "it was all a dream" to try and introduce doubt and the fact that there is a clear difference in presentation between the initial/final framing device and the actual film no fucking propaganda reel would show half the shit the film did. No propaganda reel would show people getting fucking melted or being mauled to death or getting their brains sucked out by a gigantic maggot and if parts of the film are impossible to accept as a propaganda reel then you cannot assume any part of it is a propaganda reel without the explicit commercial advertiser voice and framing.
Now give me more Anon/Loona art because its the only thing of value from this shitty show.
Anonymous No.149008024 >>149008143
so, when are we going to get new HH/HB episodes now that they have announced the dimensional merge?
Anonymous No.149008049 >>149008091 >>149008096 >>149008110
>>149006484
>the cherubs are sent into hell for reconnaissance
>they have shitty disguises that shouldn't work on anybody with an IQ over room temperature
>naturally it works on everybody
>Anon eventually sees through their disguise
>he has to try and convince everybody that they're imposters
Anonymous No.149008084
>>149007809
Hey rad he posted it again!
Anonymous No.149008091
>>149008049
"Look at them! They are literally heavenborn wearing shitty props!"
>"...actually, its a skin condition"
>>"Wow anon, way to go being a total piece of shit"
"AAAAAAGH"
Anonymous No.149008096 >>149008103
>>149008049
>imposters
Imp-osters, you say?
Anonymous No.149008103
>>149008096
Carlos!
Anonymous No.149008110
>>149008049
>Anon being a narc against angels doing god's good work
Fucking NARC.
Anonymous No.149008120 >>149008184
>>149007632
Don't look, bro
Anonymous No.149008143 >>149008156
>>149008024
Depends on when and if the West Coast gets submerged by a mega tsunami. If it happens next month, well, I imagine progress on both shows will come to a screeching halt.
Anonymous No.149008156
>>149008143
And that'd be a good thing considering how these shows turned out.
Anonymous No.149008184 >>149008191 >>149008206
>>149008120
I think it's time to kill some demons. This is unacceptable.
Anonymous No.149008191 >>149008311
>>149008184
But anon, you are the demons!
Anonymous No.149008206 >>149008253
>>149008184
Perhaps some slashing and stabbing would be nice
A good bombing will do
After all napalm sticks to imps
Anonymous No.149008209 >>149008224
>>149006983
If she saw you killing a demon, would she splooge?
Anonymous No.149008224
>>149008209
Likely
Anonymous No.149008249 >>149008258
>>148997830 (OP)
>hur dur there's a second chance after death
>hur dur lucifer & satan are two different people
Congratulations viziepop. You're not just evil, you're stupid.
>B-but Jimmy Two-Shoes did the exact same thing
Their names are Lucious & Beezy. It's Miseryville, the pilot never said the h word. You lost. Get over it.
Anonymous No.149008253 >>149008532
>>149008206
>After all napalm sticks to imps
Given their fire immunity its probably like a mudbath.
Anonymous No.149008258 >>149008574
>>149008249
>hur dur lucifer & satan are two different people
They actually are though. Do you even into scripture/demonology?
Anonymous No.149008306 >>149019384
Satana...
Anonymous No.149008311 >>149008338
>>149008191
>angels are duh real bad guys
Do demon scum actually expect to fool me with such nonsense?
Anonymous No.149008315 >>149008345 >>149008542 >>149009443
>>149004331
Encounter(s) with Striker, how would that go?
Anonymous No.149008338
>>149008311
Fallen angels are bad guys yes
Anonymous No.149008345 >>149008379 >>149008473 >>149008480 >>149008875
>>149008315
A warlock versus a cowboy with increasing anti-warlock measures. Could be neat if it's recurring, like an arms race.
Anonymous No.149008365 >>149008377 >>149008703
>>149007886
Hazbin Hotel is nothing but manufactured garbage made for Hot Topic kids, we got a manufactured Tumblr Sexyman, an artstyle that looks like the failed abortion between Tim Burton and Invader Zim, and unfunny safe-edgy that tries to be mature. Hazbin Hotel is shit and you’re retarded for consuming this trash.

DEATH TO ALL DEMONS
Anonymous No.149008377 >>149008440
>>149008365
>nu-doom
You enjoying summer break, zoomzoom?
Anonymous No.149008379 >>149008411 >>149008542
>>149008345
but what if I want to be cowboy pals with Striker
or if FemStriker, be more than than pals
Anonymous No.149008411 >>149008523
>>149008379
You're gonna have a very hard time being pals with both your master and the guy that tried repeatedly to kill him. This ain't Steven Universe after all. Chances are Striker would use your dumb ass to get closer to Stolas and probably end up a huge threat to both him and all of (your) friends.
Anonymous No.149008440 >>149008460 >>149008523
>>149008377
You enjoying trash, fagfag?

Makes sense cause the lowbrow constant swearing "humor" only appeals to low IQ retards like you.
Anonymous No.149008460 >>149008531
>>149008440
Kek, mad as fuck. Bet you're a 40kid too.
Anonymous No.149008473 >>149008490 >>149008542
>>149008345
I imaginr he'd try blessed rope in an attempt to disable you, only to find out it doesn't work and flip his shit
Anonymous No.149008480 >>149008490
>>149008345
What if it starts out horrifying and near-death, but dealing with him becomes progressively easier as you train?
Anonymous No.149008490 >>149008500 >>149008542
>>149008480
I feel he'd probably try different things to at least keep you on your toes. Anon does need some recurring enemies, and the best are those that learn.
>>149008473
Kek, he would. Would it block demonic magic though?
Anonymous No.149008500 >>149008527
>>149008490
Maybe. But not all magic is demonic, is it?
Anonymous No.149008523 >>149008533 >>149008542
>>149008411
I want him to kill feathery fag though
We'd split the reward
>This ain't Steven Universe after all
Were a quartet now?
Also never liked the sorcerer approach
Battlemage, spellsword or gunwitch or going full gunslinger is the better option
>>149008440
I believe there is only a few Anons here I'd call actual fans (or shills if you want to go further) of HH/HB
People like the concepts not the execution of them
Anonymous No.149008527 >>149008580
>>149008500
The type you'd learn from Stolas logically would be.
Anonymous No.149008531 >>149008569
>>149008460
Vivzie is an immature talentless hack with a rape fetish who blatantly inserted it into the show with Angel and Valentino. Had the Poison scene storyboarded by a rape fetishist, designed Valentino like a tumblr sexyman, and made merch glorifying him by having him represent pan people.

Don’t believe me? Look at the favorites section on her old channel:
https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=FL-mv59SyvkVu5rWJq9IZrXg
Rape clearly turns her on
Anonymous No.149008532 >>149008566
>>149008253
Dunnoe. Fizz and Blitzo's mom seemed pretty steamed after rhe circus accident.
Balefire is no joke
Anonymous No.149008533
>>149008523
Well Hootgame's pretty locked in, so I dunno what to tell you.
Anonymous No.149008536 >>149008548
>>148997830 (OP)
Stop expecting Vivzie to do actual cool worldbuilding like factions and power struggles.
This is the woman who failed to realize people would rather follow the demon cowboy assassin hunting more powerful demons to settle own petty emotional grievances over the gay owl.
This is the same woman who somehow managed to make a Terminator 2 inspired action scene where an amusement park gets set ablaze during the crossfire forgettable.
She doesn't understand cool.
Anonymous No.149008539 >>149008549
>anon and striker are having a cowboy standoff
>Hands hovering right above their waist, eyes squinted, staring right at each other
>The demon reaches for the gun, fast as lighting, draws and fires
>But anon had a plan, as soon as he sees movement, he casts a preplanned portal spell right in front of him...
>And one behind the imp
>The shot rings out, but by the time striker realizes hes been played, its too late
>The shot meant for your head flies through the gateway, and hits him in the knee
>The cowboy falls to the ground and starts cussing like a sailor while anon tips his hat, opens another portal and takes his leave
Anonymous No.149008542 >>149008549 >>149008553
>>149008523
>>149008490
>>149008473
>>149008379
>>149008315
>Runecaster gunslinger Anon.
Anonymous No.149008548 >>149008843 >>149035715
>>149008536
Based AF, and why does Vivize look like THIS
Anonymous No.149008549
>>149008542
>>149008539
Based and gunslinger pilled
Anonymous No.149008553 >>149008563
>>149008542
Meh, that stuff didn't wow me when you posted it a month or so ago either
Anonymous No.149008563
>>149008553
It wasn't supposed to. I'm just playing off what's been posted.
Anonymous No.149008566
>>149008532
An accident like that's always bound to make things a little heated!
Anonymous No.149008569 >>149008575
>>149008531
Also I recall there is a clip of her at a con saying that Valentino is based off of her then doing her fat laugh
Anonymous No.149008574 >>149008604 >>149018135 >>149018161 >>149019067
>>149008258
Hold up, you actually think Satan and Lucifer are two different people? What are they teaching people in church these days? I used to research what other religions had to say, or at least d-monology, but it made me feel bad so I stuck to the Holy Bible. After reading the Holy Bible all the way, I still had questions about religion. But then I accepted that it's just my scrupulosity and that I didn't have to know everything. Also, the case of no second chances stands. Near death experiences don't count. A woman said she had a near death experience where she met someone who had a past life, but the Holy Bible is clear that there is no reincarnation. Even if viziepop somehow got all her facts straight, at the end of the day, her cartoons are literally evil, not even subtly evil like the simpsons.
Anonymous No.149008575 >>149008629
>>149008569
And her pussriders don’t give a shit, they worship her like Satan
Anonymous No.149008580 >>149008591
>>149008527
I feel like TK and levitation would at the very least be neutral, yeah?
That said, this could Anon to diversify his "portfolio" as it were. Who could teach him proper non-magical self-defense?
Anonymous No.149008591 >>149008651 >>149008654 >>149008672
>>149008580
M&M. Probably. They cover both ranged and melee respectively pretty well.
Anonymous No.149008604 >>149008709
>>149008574
>Hold up, you actually think Satan and Lucifer are two different people?
That's been talked about already, pay attention
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/146693434/#146693722
>Also, the case of no second chances stands.
I didn't dispute that part though, we know very well that Viv and her stuff sucks especially with how hard it declined.
Anonymous No.149008614 >>149008644
>>148998087
Like how Andrealphus is β€œgay” but spends like half of his scenes calling his sister hot and giving her flirty nicknames. He even does it when they are alone, so he’s not trying to hide his homosexuality with incest.
Anonymous No.149008629 >>149008711 >>149008719
>>149008575
No one here thinks highly of Viv at all, you're preaching to the choir. Instead of telling us shit we already know you should go tell the sycophants on reddit and leave us to our shitposts.
Anonymous No.149008644
>>149008614
He's the Hapsburg of Goetia. I imagine inbreeding doesn't go down well, even in the underworld.
Anonymous No.149008651 >>149009032
>>149008591
https://youtu.be/5aStY-ypgTk
Anonymous No.149008654 >>149008672
>>149008591
M&M definitely, Loona too a little.
>Anon steals one of Striker's revolvers after their first encounter
Anonymous No.149008660
It’ll be so fucking funny if Amazon drops Hazbin Hotel, lmao

Vivzie will bitch on Xitter for months.
Anonymous No.149008672 >>149008698
>>149008591
>>149008654
>Stolas can't really teach you anything in that vein because
>Fucking look at him
Anonymous No.149008698
>>149008672
Gun's just a backup. You know, if he enters an anti-magic field.
Anonymous No.149008703 >>149008783
>>149008365
>DEATH TO ALL DEMONS
Based.
Anonymous No.149008709 >>149008717 >>149018161
>>149008604
>That's been talked about already, pay attention
I've paid attentions to enough lies for one lifetime thank you.
>Viv and her stuff sucks especially with how hard it declined.
What decline? hazben hotel and cuss of a boss were never good. Literally. I don't have to watch every single new IP, especially not ones about g-y cussing d-mons. These failed excuses of cartoons are all you brats on the internet talk about these days, and I only come in to chime my 2 cents to remind people that they're evil.
Anonymous No.149008711 >>149008743 >>149008789
>>149008629
What movies will Anon and Loona watch together?
Anonymous No.149008717
>>149008709
>I've paid attentions to enough lies for one lifetime thank you.
I accept your concession.
Anonymous No.149008719 >>149008743
>>149008629
How about you stop reading her autistic stories then. Her writing is literally high-school level filled with the most fandom trash cliches ever. If you think Hazdicks Hotel is good you wind as well read Wattpad fanfics, your gonna love em
Anonymous No.149008726 >>149008764 >>149008765
>>148997830 (OP)
Vivzie is such a bad fucking writer I've never seen anyone have to clarify and explain basic world building stuff about their story so much on twitter. It's insane
Anonymous No.149008743 >>149025191
>>149008711
Bad Moon, Dog Soldiers, The Howling. The Exorcist. I suspect Loona might be a closet weaboo.
>>149008719
>animated shows
>reading
ESL or retarded? Anyways I think I'll continue doing what I've always done and ignore the whining of some uneducated loser on a laotian basket weaving site.
Anonymous No.149008764
>>149008726
What did you expect, she’s nothing but a womanchild driven insane by too much power given to her by the higher ups at Amazon

She was unironically inspired by Sausage Party, she literally drew Sausage Party OCs, that’s how you know she’s low IQ.
Anonymous No.149008765 >>149008788 >>149008794 >>149008828
>>149008726
Yeah it's bad, she had to explain Bee being skinny because of her lava lamp stomach on a patreon post, she could've just shown her constantly eating and dissolving the food in seconds. It's tell don't show, and it's not even in the show itself. At least the greens are fun.
Anonymous No.149008783
>>149008703
Lute's show is so good its threads keep dying.
Anonymous No.149008788 >>149008818 >>149008859
>>149008765
>childlish
Adam u retard
Anonymous No.149008789 >>149008807
>>149008711
As horror
>The Thing 1982,Dog Soldiers, Bad Moon, The Hills have Eyes, Prince of Darkness
Would genres apart from horror would Loona be into though?
Would she like action movies like Death Wish, Dawn and Day of the Dead would be a likely no brainer.
Anonymous No.149008794 >>149008867
>>149008765
She didn’t wanna depict the sin of gluttony as being fat (like it is in any other media depicting the seven deadly sins), cause she’s a fat fuck herself who dosen’t want to admit it.
Anonymous No.149008807 >>149008856
>>149008789
I think she's a closet weab and might like shit like JJK.
>show her Die Hard
Anonymous No.149008818 >>149008839
>>149008788
Lmao retard, Hazbin Hotel is childish AF, it’s only edgy to 9 year olds who think they’re adult just cause they cursed once. Adam is the best character in the show cause he’s based AF for wanted to destroy the demons, yet they killed him off with that shortstack gooner-bait she threw into the show. I cheered when he zapped faggius or whatever his name is with his finger.
Anonymous No.149008828 >>149008867
>>149008765
I mean even more basic and important stuff such as Sinners will die and resurrect unless they're killed by Angelic wepons had to be explained later with interviews and tweets.
Anonymous No.149008839 >>149029708
>>149008818
I was making fun of the spelling mistake, anon. I didn't disagree with the assessments made.
Anonymous No.149008843 >>149008879
>>149008548
I mean, since I've said that, I should also say.
Vivzie's work is a lot better when you don't expect 'cool' from her and just enjoy the visuals for what they are.
It's hard to explain but Helluva Boss in particular is at a point where it's trolling the audience about this.
Like when Loona's "true form" was just a generic wolf in the recent finale. It feels we're at the point that she knows there are people who wish the show about demon assassins had more cool shit and she's taking the piss.
Anonymous No.149008850 >>149008867
>>149007809
I don’t think you understand that everyone here is only here to make fanfiction because they think the actual story is shit or just want to masturbate to furry porn.
Anonymous No.149008856 >>149008867
>>149008807
>I think she's a closet weeb
Very likely
>Two introduces Loona to anime during her capture
>When Anon & Imp come to rescue her they find One in Loona's cage with an IOU and a post-it note on his head
>Two took Loona to an Anime Expo
Anonymous No.149008859
>>149008788
Pretty on canon. I don't think Adam would have good spelling
Anonymous No.149008867 >>149008952
>>149008794
While there's nothing really wrong with what you said I'd have been fine with her being portrayed as binging and purging. Even then the lava lamp would've been fine if she was shown constantly eating and dissolving food. Viv's hell is just so sanitized she portrays many of her sins as virtues and won't portray them with any bite.
>>149008828
Yeah, we don't see sinners regenerating or surviving, there was one offhand remark about a sinner being dismembered and having to "pull themselves together" and that's it.
>>149008850
Implying he bothers to read the threads at all and isn't just here to spam shit he heard secondhand from youtube essays.
>>149008856
Kekk, bet she introduced her to TTGL.
Anonymous No.149008875 >>149008931 >>149009032
>>149008345
>one day Anon shows up with a gun
Anonymous No.149008879
>>149008843
If Vivzie’s "trolling the audience" why dosent she include some actual edgy shit rather than safe edgy shit? That’ll be the ultimate troll, her fanbase will seethe for weeks
Anonymous No.149008931 >>149008954
>>149008875
>Anon vs Striker but they bring progressively larger revolvers to thr fight.
Anonymous No.149008945 >>149013504
>>149001408
>>149005024
I de-Kris'd it.
Anonymous No.149008952 >>149008972
>>149008867
>Blitzo, Millie and Moxxie are confused about the current situation
>Anon and One are the only ones who understand the horror that Two is about to create
>Loona is about to become just as autistic as Two
Anonymous No.149008954
>>149008931
>six shooter
>seven shooter
>eight shooter
>nine shooter
Anonymous No.149008968
>anon splashes holy water on annoying demon he doesnt like
>the demon proceeds to melt like the Wicked witch in front of him
Anonymous No.149008972 >>149008988
>>149008952
I see Loona as the type to try and downplay/hide the tisms if she can though. Anon's the one that's gonna have to deal with her weab side blossoming...
Anonymous No.149008988
>>149008972
She'd absolutely be capable of hiding her power level.
Anonymous No.149008994 >>149009003 >>149009009 >>149009033 >>149009048 >>149009234
for those of you who have seen the leak about alastor's backstory: did it suck?
Anonymous No.149009003
>>149008994
All I know is that he's black.
Anonymous No.149009009
>>149008994
Yes, he had literal evidence of the afterlife and still chose to shoot himself on the leg, what an idiot
Anonymous No.149009031 >>149009160
>anon is seen as a weirdo for being straight as hell
>People call him a breeder and a bigot for not taking Blitzo's lizard dick
>Anon responds by shooting these people.
Anonymous No.149009032
>>149008875
>>149008651
Anonymous No.149009033 >>149009052
>>149008994
He's a half-black guy who sells his soul to a Jewish woman, thus becoming her slave It's another detail for which Vivzie gave very little thought, yet comes across as based.
Anonymous No.149009048
>>149008994
his backstory make him look like an italian person, not from the orleans
Anonymous No.149009052 >>149009065
>>149009033
>jew woman
Who?
Anonymous No.149009058 >>149009088 >>149010050
>hell is majority lgbt
>being purely straight is considered weird
>Anon mentions to Loona he's not exactly been with a lot of girls before her
>she naturally assumes Anon was gay before and that she turned him straight
Anonymous No.149009065
>>149009052
Rosie.
Anonymous No.149009088 >>149009108 >>149010050
>>149009058
>Wait so anon, you haven't been topped
>Ew fuck no Loona that's gross.
>But like....all dudes in hell love anal sex.
>I call those people faggots Loona
>Holy fuck Anon you can't just say that!
Anonymous No.149009108
>>149009088
>somewhere else, in the Pride Ring
>"Dad, other Dad... I'm straight."
>"WHAT DO YA MEAN YOU'RE NOT A FAGGOT"
Anonymous No.149009160
>>149009031
>You're only true straight man in Vizie's "hell"
>You somehow assemble posse
https://youtu.be/LxeBn5Kuggg
https://youtu.be/klkLAltAZ_M
https://youtu.be/i42lSdgthZM
Anonymous No.149009166 >>149009182
What type of rock they play
Anonymous No.149009174 >>149009213 >>149010191
Forgot to post the pic
Anonymous No.149009182
>>149009166
Which character?
Anonymous No.149009213
>>149009174
Ah
Gothic rock or Punk rock
or if they're good something like this
https://youtu.be/PNIHQrt5Vw4
https://youtu.be/xCaPkuMzHsA
Anonymous No.149009234 >>149009269
>>149008994
His original human form makes me laugh cause all I can think of is he looks like Carlton
Anonymous No.149009269
>>149009234
>Hey Alastor, you ever feel like THIS.

>"All the time."
Anonymous No.149009443 >>149009629 >>149009972 >>149010078
>>149008315
What would Striker's beef be? How would it start?
Anonymous No.149009629 >>149010078
>>149009443
>"Nice boots, gaywad."
Anonymous No.149009972 >>149010078
>>149009443
Enemy by association with I.M.P. or higher ups. That is, if he’s actually written consistently with his anti-elite/pro-imp rhetoric.
Anonymous No.149010050
>>149009058
>>149009088
as a guy who has been topped before and deeply regret it, this has awoken some unpleasant memories

on another note, what if anon ”experimented” before, but found it not to his taste and so settled for women only?
Anonymous No.149010059 >>149010212 >>149010235 >>149010463
>>149005876
I'm not even gonna start on how much I miss Star Wars having alien characters/focus of any kind. Even had a pitch for random alien character idea's I came up with last time but it's genuinely annoying how it's just humans in dull getups now when you have access to one of the biggest Sci-Fi franchises with hundreds of interesting and superbly designed alien races.
Anonymous No.149010078 >>149010645
>>149009443
>>149009629
>>149009972
he hates ”the man” and anon practically works as his servant, so its not hard to see why hed hate him
that and the fact that anon can do magic
Anonymous No.149010191
>>149009174
that human octavia looks like vaggie
Anonymous No.149010212 >>149010258 >>149010619
>>149010059
You’d really hate Warhammer 40k.
Anonymous No.149010235 >>149010405
>>149010059
Last star wars thing i watched was skeleton crew in part BECAUSE it wasnt ashamed to feature a shit ton of cool aliens. Im pissed no one watched it and its gonna never get another season now either. But the normalfaggot masses praise andor because of their terminal shit taste and so i expect more star wats focus on shitty boring uninteresting human characters from here on out because of the undeserved praise it got.
Anonymous No.149010258
>>149010212
Anon hes replying too, i do hate 40k because of all the marine wank and i hate the imperium itself in general. Also Ork master race reporting, necrons are second coolest tho
Anonymous No.149010265
>>149006230
The one on the right is the coolest but the left is also cool
Anonymous No.149010405 >>149010422
>>149010235
Every role you give to a cool alien is a role that could have gone to a heccin brown and gay PoC. That's why you don't get them anymore.
Anonymous No.149010415
>Anon is at Millie's parents house doing chores to help them out and for extra cash
>Ends up in the Attic
>Find a partially opened box and sees a photo sticking out
>Anon grabs and takes a look at the photo
>Photo in question is an old photo of Millie's mom as picrel
Anonymous No.149010422
>>149010405
Unironically the push for more diversity roles to replace alien characters has made me more racist and bigoted since im naturally a misanthropic person
Anonymous No.149010428 >>149010505
>as a guy who has been topped before and deeply regret it, this has awoken some unpleasant memories
Sounds like there's a story there.
>on another note, what if anon ”experimented” before, but found it not to his taste and so settled for women only?
I don't think this is going to be a popular idea for obvious reasons. Although in keeping with the "game" idea I think it'd be funny to have a homomaxxing path as the silly playthrough.
Anonymous No.149010463 >>149010503 >>149010697 >>149023657
>>149010059
Star Wars was always about humans, the first characters you see on screen are humans and all the main characters save for Chewie are human, at least Star Wars featured aliens in important roles in Return of the Jedi and the prequel trilogy.
Anonymous No.149010503 >>149010523 >>149010528
>>149010463
>at least Star Wars featured aliens in important roles in Return of the Jedi and the prequel trilogy.
You mean the best movies? And by your own admission star wars featured aliens prominently for a majority of its time before the rat buyout ESPECIALLY during the prequels. So to say that its always been about humans is disingenuous especially with the amount of human focus/human wank disney has in the series now.
Anonymous No.149010505 >>149010567 >>149010576
>>149010428
>Although in keeping with the "game" idea I think it'd be funny to have a homomaxxing path as the silly playthrough.
who would homomaxxing anon even end up with?
stolas/blitzo poly? i feel filthy just from writing that
Anonymous No.149010523
>>149010503
>especially with the disproportionate amount of human focus/human wank
Fuck forgot the word disproportionate
Anonymous No.149010528 >>149010558
>>149010503
>Best movies
That’s not Empire Strikes Back.
Anonymous No.149010554 >>149010666
can we stop talking about soiwars and go back to posting owl and wolf girls?
im really tired of seeing this franchise everywhere
Anonymous No.149010558 >>149010564
>>149010528
TESB is the most overrated movie of all time. I outright hated the movie as a kid since i found it very boring and the lack of aliens outside of the bounty hunter scene which lasts 30 sec made it seem dry as hell. I dont care for the romance subplot in it that much, the main saving grave of empire is how much screentime is dedicated to darth vader being cool and killing imperial officers who look at him the wrong way within the middle part.
Anonymous No.149010564 >>149010578
>>149010558
>He didn’t think the dark tone ending with the Rebels on the run and Luke crippled and emotionally conflicted after learning Vader is his father wasn’t KINO
Anonymous No.149010567 >>149010611 >>149010627 >>149010654
>>149010505
Maybe for a joke run Stolas could work
As for...
>Anon with Blitzo
Anonymous No.149010576
>>149010505
I see it as (you) being tempted with random hookups, nothing long term. Assuming you're uncommitted...
>can choose to get drunk at a Bee party and wake up in a male hellhound sandwich once of which may or may not be Pinklie.
>Chaz could proposition you and you have the option to say yes, waking up with 5 less HP from rectal trauma
>go to a bar and get propositioned by a white hellhound that looks disturbingly like Loona, and if you say yes you get tied up in a basement and questioned by Striker
Anonymous No.149010578 >>149010605
>>149010564
>but muh ending of empire
Honestly anon i think the twist was stupid. It was even more dumb to make leia lukes sister. The OT isnt as infallible as gen-x'ers make it out to be and i say that as a star wars nut
Anonymous No.149010605 >>149010651
>>149010578
Ehhh, I thought the twist was cool, plus it allowed Vader to redeem himself in the last movie, which feels like a better ending for him than Vader being cut down by Luke and discarded as a flunkie for the real villain Palpatine with no greater purpose in the story than to look and act intimidating.
Anonymous No.149010611 >>149010627 >>149010649
>>149010567
>>Anon with Blitzo
well, he is a package deal with stolas, so if you get one you have to take the other too
Anonymous No.149010619 >>149010638 >>149010836
>>149010212
Well my friend yapping on it without me asking if I want to hear about it doesn't help especially when shuts down me trying to talk about my interests he doesn't share plus the obnoxious alien racism memes and jokes people make even in unrelated stuff. Though I like the Aesthetic of the Tyrannid's as bio weaponry using horde with a lot of visual diversity with the flying ones, Ood faced chaps or the Carnifex's and in Fantasy the Lizardmen are just super rad, can't got wrong with Aztec themed dinosaur riding reptiloids.
Anonymous No.149010627 >>149010649 >>149010654
>>149010567
>>149010611
>combined homo and evil route has you banging Andrealphus
Anonymous No.149010638 >>149010752 >>149010836
>>149010619
The Lizardmen not having any kind of presence in 40k was the setting’s biggest mistake, there’s not that many major xeno factions and the Imperium already gets too much screen time, having to spread more of it to another major alien group would have done wonders for the world building.
Anonymous No.149010645 >>149011104
>>149010078
What if Anon verbally parried his spiel with "I don't care, man..."
Anonymous No.149010649 >>149010681
>>149010611
True but cucking Blitzo is funny
>>149010627
Hmm
Pretty funny idea but I prefer FemAndre
Anonymous No.149010651
>>149010605
The twist is such an integral part of the franchise nowadays so i have mixed feelings on it. But i am a prequel defender so its kind of hypocritical of me to say the twist cheapened vaders character when the prequels were spawned out the twists plot point. Revenge of the sith is genuinely my favorite star wars movie also and thats where anakin as a character outside of vader shines the best.
Anonymous No.149010654 >>149010681
>>149010627
>>149010567
i wonder how octavia would react to either route
in the good one her friend is banging her dad while in the bad one he has abandoned her to go bang her uncle instead
Anonymous No.149010666 >>149010685 >>149010709 >>149010717 >>149010769
>>149010554
I can enjoy both soi wars and helluva soap opera at the same time, anon
Anonymous No.149010681 >>149010769
>>149010654
Not well. To either one. I actually think if you somehow manage to toss your genitals with Stolas that she'd instantly disown you and go back to her 'Tav' bullshit. Like regardless of what her affinity is, doing that sets it at -99 with -100 being the point of no return.
>>149010649
She IS cute.
Anonymous No.149010685 >>149010705
>>149010666
>satanic get in a HB thread
checked
Anonymous No.149010697 >>149010738 >>149010762
>>149010463
Oh as the anon you replied to just gonna clarify my main Star Wars media viewing is Prequel era stuff though not watched the prequel films in years and more specifically either Clone Wars show which has countless prominent alien characters wether heroic guys like Plo Koon or Shaak Tii and the Ithorian/Talz Jedi that help her try to protect Palpatine. Though also to clarify I don't mind villain aliens, in fact absolutely love them such as Riff Tamson the Uncle ruckus voiced shark, The Pyke Syndicate, the countless scummy neimoidian corpo fucks, Durge or the delightfully scummy Skakoan's. Having to not limit yourself to human characters means you can get really wild with a characters culture, beliefs, visual variety within the rules of that species or creative physical and biological capabilities in really fun ways. Admittedly my alien bias gets pretty sated by Ultraman which is a series which revels in the stuff I love like such as alien characters, giant monsters or the Ultra's themselves who have very sleek and simple designs that offer so much in terms of variety and being cool characters.
Anonymous No.149010705 >>149011700
>>149010685
I didnt even notice i got that until you mentioned. Based
Anonymous No.149010709 >>149010719 >>149010727
>>149010666
My HEROINE Octavia would NEVER join the Empire.
Anonymous No.149010717
>>149010666
Checked
Anonymous No.149010719
>>149010709
But anon, the empire were the good guys.
Anonymous No.149010727
>>149010709
she falls to the sith and loses herself to madness after her crush fucks her dad
Anonymous No.149010738 >>149010798
>>149010697
>durge fan
Based and kino-pilled, anon.
Anonymous No.149010752
>>149010638
Imagine if they had like space temples and like ancient alien pyramid vessels or the dinosaurs they rode evolved into either giant sized beasts or more sapient forms over the thousands of years. Cause it could be interesting to have them still retain the aesthetic but just see how the distant future would make them adapt in terms of arsenal and visual elements without losing the core identity.
Anonymous No.149010756 >>149010771 >>149010836
I find Star Wars to be shallow and pedantic.
Anonymous No.149010762 >>149010836 >>149010921
>>149010697
The aliens were still pretty prominent in the prequel movies, what with the Neimoidians being the main bad guys of Episode 1 and the CIS being headed by a bunch of slimy corporate bastards and all, shame Grievous wasn’t cool in the movies OR the CGI show since he could’ve easily been the most badass alien in the setting as Genndy’s cartoon gave us a brief glimpse of his potential.
Anonymous No.149010769 >>149010827
>>149010666
>Sith Tavia
Based
>>149010681
>She IS cute
Indeed she is
Very elegant like Stella
Anonymous No.149010770 >>149010780 >>149010836
I wish God, even if he's not present in person, just got tired of his shitty fallen sons and daughters having the upper hand, even getting away with killing one of his saints, and decided to teleport modern day more technologically advanced rip offs of pic related in the millions and many other stuff from Trench Crusade like the Communicant tank hunters and Heavy Mechanised Infantry men, Communicants, Witch Burners, or even fucking Lions of Jabir or Brazen Bulls, I know they're monster from the muslim faction, but he just throws whatever he can to make them have the worst time possible, because they can't fight back with something from Trench Crusade because they're so fucking pussified
Anonymous No.149010771 >>149011764
>>149010756
Anon we’re posting in an HB thread because we think the girls are hot.
Anonymous No.149010780
>>149010770
I forgot to post the pic
Anonymous No.149010798
>>149010738
Genuinely most of the alien bounty hunter characters are so fucking cool, Bossk is one of my obvious faves since reptile characters have always been a childhood fave but he genuinely has a likeable personality plus cool disposition despite only showing up occasionally ,4-Lom and Zuckuss I'd genuinely watch a show on cause I think they have a fun contrast as a criminal duo morally and yeah Durge is just naturally awesome in how he balances both cool armoured guy and space monster. I've not read the Dr Aphra comics, but them bringing him back with a pretty solid interpretation of his look is at least nice.
Anonymous No.149010827 >>149011024
>>149010769
What would dating FemAndre be like?
Anonymous No.149010836
>>149010619
The alien racism memes are gating especially when these neckbeards start genuinely hating aliens because of it. 40k shit really is humie filth propaganda
>>149010638
Id want that, youd want that, but most warhammer faggots dont want their plastic toy soldier space nazis ever getting sidestepped
>>149010756
Star wars hasnt been good for the most part in over a decade. Hell with how much undeserved praise andor is getting its only going to get worse from here, too
>>149010762
Grevious was based in ROTS (what little he was in it)
>>149010770
>trench crusade
Ah yes the even more cancerous and extremist version of warhammer. The retards that play that shit have legit mental illnesses
Anonymous No.149010888 >>149010911 >>149011017 >>149011114
Fellas... with all of HH and HB's issues, if I asked you to make a legally distinct version of Viv's helluverse what would you come out with?
Anonymous No.149010892 >>149010906 >>149010907
>anon gets laid with loona
>blitzo comes for him and kicks his ass
>just as hes about to leave, anon pops at the door
>”i fucked your dog”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ_gadTV9Ps
Anonymous No.149010906
>>149010892
>daughter*
You call Loona a dog and she'll kick your ass, she doesn't even like Millie referring to her as "our hellhound". Otherwise, based.
Anonymous No.149010907
>>149010892
something tells me loona wouldn't be alright with blitzo beating up anon
Anonymous No.149010911
>>149010888
I like hazbin well enough despite the singing. However I genuinely havent picked up helluva in over a year despite the fact ive intended too because the stolas/blitzo drama is such a fucking slog. I hate it so much. I want the show to focus on humor more anyways
Anonymous No.149010921
>>149010762
Yeah honestly the CIS faction is one of my faves in Star Wars. I don't even mind how many of them are cartoonish villains since it's genuinely entertaining with likeable nasty characters like Wat Tambor, Riff Tamson, Admiral Trench and Lok Durd plus the Droid designs which are excellent in being essentially Terminators but if it was an aliens skeleton and space vehicles that just fuck hard on the aesthetic level such as the Umbaran's tanks, guns or even the Genosians green sonic guns. Also the way they show that the inner political system has genuine good intentions that is polluted by either the cruel military figureheads or especially the corporate funders like the Techni Union, the Banking Clan and the Trade Federation makes for actual engaging political focus in the show. Honestly some of the most interesting stuff is seeing the scheming on how to keep the war going, very unethical strategies or discussion of profit out of a galactic conflict which grounds it in a oddly real way. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4uu1ecJg5E
Anonymous No.149010941
Vivzie should have had the drama of HB revolve around everyone other than Blitzo growing a moral compass and starting to chafe under his way of doing things when they get hired to murder someone innocent for a change instead of morally corrupt humans like usual, would’ve been better than soap opera romance drama tee bee aitch
Anonymous No.149011017 >>149011064 >>149011317
>>149010888
>if I asked you to make a legally distinct version of Viv's helluverse what would you come out with?
well, for one, it wouldnt be set in hell or have any religious themes, id make it a fantasy/ scifi
the show takes place on a world ruled by magic and with a multitude of different creatures
society is ruled by magically potent birb people (not! goetias) who have managed to enslave the not! imps and not! hellhounds to their will due to their magic, but after centuries of them being 2nd class citizens the birds have slowly given them more and more rights, but they are still below in terms of status
in terms of HH, this world is ruled by magical birds, but it has diplomatic connections with a space faring technologically advanced humanity
they have set aside a whole city for the humans to conduct their business and trading in, but they are not allowed to go beyond its walls
the city, of course, is no mans land, so criminals from human territories come here to escape the law and punishment
the charlie expy herself is the daughter of a high ranking human noble and she has taken it upon herself to try and reform the various humans living in the citys squalor
the angels are bounty hunters who come looking for the biggest targets
IMP are assassins, but they have access to not! stolas spaceship which they use to go to human worlds, track down and take out targets as requested by the criminals living in not! pentagram city

what do you think?
Anonymous No.149011024 >>149011389
>>149010827
You'd have to do a lot to get her attention let alone date her
but when you do get her attention she'll run you through test under the guise as dates to see if you're worthy of her affection
and let's say you do get her affection. You'll be showered with gifts and kisses but the catch
Your balls
Anonymous No.149011064
>>149011017
Sounds cool, just need to avoid having the plot center around a romance plot with Blitzo and Stolas who most sane people don’t like very much.
Anonymous No.149011104
>>149010645
that would only make him seethe even harder
Anonymous No.149011114 >>149011317
>>149010888
A ghost boy who's been stuck on earth and original character Wimzy the sassy yet also scummy Thicc flapper girl as a dynamic duo navigating a wacky underworld while she tries to seduceand taint the lead so she can who is exploring hell with her so she can steal his free entry to heaven deal but genuinely if still lustfully falls for him all while ghost boy is baffled by how Hell isn't what he remotely expected and tries to succeed at the labors/tasks heaven gave him to be allowed entry into its pearly gates while avoiding the sinful allures of the domain. Essentially I'd just make pastiches of the girls I like from Vizie's work to focus on more without the refuse of everything else while it'd be a goofy version of Dante's Inferno where the comedy is about hell essentially having workplace remodeling cause upper management had a major change in leadership and is trying to make it more PC/a space for everyone and the reactions to the misguided attempts at it or the back in my day Cerberus would body shame the gluttonous for eternity instead of say they are valid attitude from some denizens who want the old system back.
Anonymous No.149011187 >>149011826 >>149011931
>hootgame
>Anon follows Stolas' teachings religiously
>breaks past Octavia's jealousy and bonds with her
>protects I.M.P. as best he can
>as he ascends in power and notoriety, he gains the attention of the other Goetia and Sins
>even Stolas' elusive dad, Paimon
>"I'm so delighted you've taken an interest in my granddaughter! Not often a human professes such power or knowledge of our ways..." he said, "not to mention such... potential. Of course, you'll have to die before we can bless your union. I'll put in a good word for you to Satan, for your... well, let's call it a promotion, shall we?"
>you thought it was a little weird, but it meant you'd get to be with her, right?
>and in the meantime, you could still spend your time with Octavia, her dad and the friends you've made in this hellhole...
>but then, nothing lasts forever.
>eventually, whether it was old age or a lucky enemy, you died
>maybe it was a good thing you'd made connections with Bee and Asmodeus, as their recommendations probably cinched your ascension
>into...
>this....
>a fledgeling goetia, he called you
>some part of you was still human, still 'holding you back'
>but you were part of Octavia's world now, permitted to marry and continue the royal line
>a life of court gossip and gilded cages
>you gaze at your reflection in the mirror, your corvid hands gently grazing the surface of the glass
>and chance at heaven was gone, along with most of your humanity
>would God even recognize you as one of his children now?
>at least she was with you
>she would always be with you
>in the end, it was all worth it
>it was all worth it...
Anonymous No.149011317 >>149011580
>>149011017
>>149011114
Not bad.
Anonymous No.149011389 >>149011403 >>149011604
>>149011024
>Your balls
... in what sense?
Anonymous No.149011403 >>149011601
>>149011389
They're about to drained
Anonymous No.149011580
>>149011317
Apologies for some of the butchered text and Grammer on the pitch in the beginning since I didn't proof read it and was busy irl but yeah that's my idea since Mimzy is pretty much the one Helluva/Hazbin character I'd have a lot of fun exploring and delving into since her actually being a sort of shitty person isn't glossed over or excused meaning I kinda like her even my superficial lusting for her design aside. Also admittedly I think parodying the idea of Hell being a superficially edgy but actually inclusive and PC place has fun potential if it's an in universe replacement of a classical or video game style hell. I'd essentially characterise Satan as if Hades from Disney's Hercules had his tabletop campaign and miniatures stolen and taken over by the lords of the 7 circles into being a Viziepop RP while he desperately tries to wrestle it back despite his demotion.
Anonymous No.149011601
>>149011403
Cool.
Anonymous No.149011604 >>149011614 >>149011803
>>149011389
I love millies sister until i learned she was a transbian
Anonymous No.149011614 >>149011701
>>149011604
He*
Anonymous No.149011700 >>149012263
>>149010705
Charlie is a... 'special' child
Anonymous No.149011701 >>149011728
>>149011614
Im not mad shes trans im mad shes a lesbian
Anonymous No.149011728
>>149011701
Sorry to say but most MEN like Sallie May that have AGP end up creeping on women. Just how it goes with the mentally ill.
Anonymous No.149011764
>>149010771
Shallow. But not pedantic.
Anonymous No.149011803 >>149011845
>>149011604
I just headcanon him as a bisexual femboy. Makes things so much easier. Besides, I don't see the point of there being trannies in Hell, when I'm sure magic / potions exist to change one's gender, if so desired.
Anonymous No.149011826 >>149011855 >>149011931
>>149011187
would octavia be more or less turned on by long quiet anon?
Anonymous No.149011845 >>149011888 >>149011909
>>149011803
>Asmodeus can swap your sex with a flick of his fingers
>for a price
Ozzie being hell's makeover mage would be funny.
>Common prank is to sign your buddy up as a gag
Anonymous No.149011855 >>149011931
>>149011826
>"You're kind of scary... looks aren't everything though!"
It might be complicated. He's more imposing, but more familiar since he's a bird. Maybe it'd just be different.
Anonymous No.149011888
>>149011845
That would make for a hilarious episode, with Blitzo pranking Moxxie by signing him up, or seeing how Stolas react if Stella was suddenly changed into an incredibly handsome man. Alas, Vivzie doesn't have the balls to do it. Her fandom would rip her to shreds.
Anonymous No.149011909 >>149011926 >>149011958
>>149011845
>>Common prank is to sign your buddy up as a gag
but wouldnt you also need to *bring* them over to lust, too?
he cant just switch you from miles away, can he?
Anonymous No.149011926
>>149011909
Yeah you tell them its a surprise, blindfold em and drive em in. Probably a few guys that became gals because of a bachelor party gone wrong or a drunken night of colossal debauchery.
Anonymous No.149011931 >>149011984 >>149012289
>>149011187
>>149011826
>>149011855
so, who would be more powerful, bird anon or this smug bastard?
Anonymous No.149011958 >>149011984 >>149012932
>>149011909
>he cant just switch you from miles away, can he?
I think it'd be funnier that way. Would be delightfully chaotic. Maybe the longer the distance, the higher the price?
Anonymous No.149011984 >>149012006 >>149012289 >>149012341
>>149011931
>FRAUDlastor
Well assuming Paimon and the sins 'graduated' this Anon into a Goetia... he's probably stronger than Overlords and weaker than most Goetia since he's relatively young and still has some shreds of humanity left.
>>149011958
>Amazon-ordered magical sex changes
You're right that IS more hilarious.
Anonymous No.149012006 >>149012078
>>149011984
>he's probably stronger than Overlords and weaker than most Goetia
you know, it would be funny if he were technically weaker than them, but could still kick their ass in a magic duel, because he is a lot more versatile and has more experience, while the goetic nobles themselves have mostly given up on dueling one another
i havent seen the show, but didnt octavia manage to beat her own uncle with ease?
Anonymous No.149012078
>>149012006
Any battles like that, he should really struggle to eek out a win. But I agree, the other goetia are rusty, and even if they're stronger he should be much more dialed in.
Anonymous No.149012263
>>149011700
Alot of the Hell denizens, including the daughter of the Prince of Darkness, are special individuals.
Anonymous No.149012289 >>149012331 >>149012334 >>149012504 >>149014154
>>149011931
>>149011984
>Demon anon is out and about in pride, strolling around and enjoying not being one of these losers
>Chudlastor pops up out of an alley like a hobo crack addict and tries to intimidate anon, as he already knows who he is
>Anon takes one look at him, smiles a horsey grin and keeps going further
>Joblastor sees this as a provocation and starts doing his gay demonic tweaking and static noise schtick
>Anon unwinds his big black wings and covers the cucklastor's entire field of view in pitch black feathers
>A literal swarm of rending claws and black tendrils start to grab at the soon-to-be-broken buck
>He tries to use some of his own tentacles, but they are shredded by the claws as soon as they materialize
>He is dragged screaming into the mass
>A few moments later, anon's feathery prison opens up and ejects the now completely broken buck, who quickly scurries in the alley from which he came with his tail between his legs
Anonymous No.149012331
>>149012289
Kino. I need to play more Slay the Princess.
Anonymous No.149012334 >>149012393 >>149012500 >>149014154 >>149018740
>>149012289
One thing that i like is long quiet's theme
Stolas and octavia have the theme of stars, the universe, constellations etc
Demon anon's theme, on the other hand, would be the void between stars, the darkness that lies at the edge of space, the unknown and the crush gravity of a black hole, which devours all in its path, light included
he would slowly become a cosmic horror sort of demon
Anonymous No.149012341 >>149012451 >>149027069
>>149011984
>Amazon-ordered sex changes.
>Azzy can do it on a whim for a price at distance.
>As far as we know based on episode 3, Verosika and her crew can commute by car fairly easy to the office building where IMP operate.
So, hypothetically, if one could procure whatever it is Asmodeus requires, and say someone was feeling mischievous that day...
Anonymous No.149012385 >>149012402
I want to cum inside Verosika. No I don't care that she isn't a virgin.
Anonymous No.149012393
>>149012334
That's actually a really cool way to look at it, damn.
Anonymous No.149012402 >>149012449 >>149013568
>>149012385
She's oddly attractive despite being a basic bitch succubus.
Anonymous No.149012449 >>149012502
>>149012402
I genuinely think the idea of Blitzo hooking up with anyone is absurd considering how stupid he looks, red Roger the alien head and twatty voice.
Anonymous No.149012451 >>149012503
>>149012341
Just who are you planning to penis or de-penis, anon?
Anonymous No.149012499
>>148997830 (OP)
wonder how big his dick is
Anonymous No.149012500 >>149012656
>>149012334
>Demon anon's theme, on the other hand, would be the void between stars, the darkness that lies at the edge of space, the unknown and the crush gravity of a black hole, which devours all in its path, light included
I like to think part of him grew a little hollow, too. You could say that same void ate a part of him. Maybe Via is the reason those little shreds of humanity are still there.
Anonymous No.149012502 >>149012601
>>149012449
Thats how you know hes a writers pet
How anyone could fall in love with that perverted, vulgar and malformed creature is beyond me
Anonymous No.149012503
>>149012451
(You)'ll know soon enough.
Anonymous No.149012504
>>149012289
Anonymous No.149012522
>>149007809
based
Anonymous No.149012601
>>149012502
It's weird cause like he's written as being shitty and having tons of ex's but it also comes off as bragging since it implies he easily gets laid which again laughable idea. Then again Viziepop's best written and designed characters are also the ones she clearly wants to do the least with so funny that to. Real Ken Pender's syndrome in that regard though I'm essentially a hostage to how I know things about the show since have friends who watch and post on it despite my apathy, but will admit threads for it have been fun here even if I go completely off topic or just simp for the gals I like.
Anonymous No.149012656 >>149012715 >>149013165 >>149013335 >>149014154
>>149012500
>Maybe Via is the reason those little shreds of humanity are still there.
>E4 anon becomes a demon and fully acclimates to his new form, with octavia's help. He becomes her husband and rules alongside her, ushering in a new era of equality and fairness(at least by hell's standards)
>E3 anon and tavi decide to abandon all the royal nonsense and run off into the human world to live their life. They start a little farm, have a family and even a few kids, who they are sure to bespell as to allow them to live a normal human life
>E2 anon and octavia break up, he dies and ends up as a sinner, but not as a new goetia. Instead he's just an above average sinner in terms of power(still looks a bit like a raven though). Octavia ends up married to some noble or another in a forced marriage set up by her mom and uncle, she is essentially doomed to repeat the same mistakes as her parents and, who knows, maybe get back in touch one day with anon, only for him to become her "blitzo"
>E1 octavia dies somehow while anon is in the process of becoming a goetia, maybe assassinated by accident when her dad or even anon was the target. In his grief, anon loses his mind to the abyss and becomes a vengeful specter preying on the weak and on those he thinks are responsible for her death. He brings about an era of terror and death for the inhabitants of hell, stealing souls and throwing those he catches into a pocket dimension where he torments them forever more
Anonymous No.149012715
>>149012656
I wonder if Bee would still hang out with E4 Demon Anon even after a couple centuries, maybe to help him lighten up in her own way.
Anonymous No.149012932 >>149013113
>>149011958
>Striker hassles Anon and his friends again
>Anon is remarkably unfazed
>"What the hell are you grinnin at, ya blueblood bootlicker?"
>"Any second now."
>"What are you--"
>*poof!*
>"Best gold bar I ever spent."
Anonymous No.149012962
>>148997830 (OP)
No time for it so dont want it. Viv overstuffed both shows.
Anonymous No.149013113 >>149013187
>>149012932
Careful there anon, gold bars aren't that hard to come by for bounty hunters either.
Anonymous No.149013165
>>149012656
>>E3 anon and tavi decide to abandon all the royal nonsense and run off into the human world to live their life. They start a little farm, have a family and even a few kids, who they are sure to bespell as to allow them to live a normal human life
Kino
Anonymous No.149013187
>>149013113
>Anon gets swapped in the middle of an argument with Blitzo
Blitzo's reaction?
Anonymous No.149013290 >>149013470
>genderswap shit
Anonymous No.149013335
>>149012656
>who they are sure to bespell as to allow them to live a normal human life
Just disguises or more? I feel like they're heading towards an Incredibles-esque family of them all being specials blending in with the normals.
Anonymous No.149013470 >>149013504 >>149013593 >>149013608 >>149013825
>>149013290
Yes
Anonymous No.149013504 >>149013642
>>149008945
>>149013470
Which version do you like more? I had to change it cause it looked too much like Kris with tits.
Anonymous No.149013527 >>149013538
>>148997830 (OP)
What does Santa have to do with this?
Anonymous No.149013538
>>149013527
Based dyslexic
Anonymous No.149013568 >>149013662
>>149012402
>big titties
>Fat ass
>Cute facial marking and pretty horns
>Cute tail
>Hot makeup
People call it Vanilla, I call it amazing.
Anonymous No.149013593
>>149013470
Anonymous No.149013608
>>149013470
>Vivzie smiles at this
EWWWWWWWWWWW
Anonymous No.149013642 >>149013816 >>149014296
>>149013504
I think the long haired version is more fitting, thats how the snoot fandom generally portrays nona
Anonymous No.149013662 >>149013808
>>149013568
Nothing wrong with simplicity Anon
Just think if it'd be cute if when she finds someone who genuinely loves her
She transforms into a regular demon lifting her lustful nature
Anonymous No.149013808 >>149013862
>>149013662
But if she turned into an imp she wouldn't be as hot. Part of her charm is her amazingly sexy wardrobe. If I want nice and plain I'd go get a thicc bottomed Wrath imp like Millie.
Anonymous No.149013816
>>149013642
Based Nona.
Anonymous No.149013825
>>149013470
Based
Anonymous No.149013862 >>149014200
>>149013808
Why would she turn into an Imp?
I said a regular demon
Did you forget about the (Pilot) Demon Mother
Sadly I don't have a pic of her
Anonymous No.149013890
>>148997830 (OP)
>potentially intersting lore civilwar/coup in hell implications deleted for an Rowling-tier "Uhm ackshually"
Viv is a woman alright since she can't commit to cool ideas.
Anonymous No.149014154
>>149012656
>>149012334
>>149012289

>In the imaginary game that will most likely never exist there's a morality system with different outcomes, penalties, and rewards
>negative morality is going along with hell's status quo, encouraging the worst in people, and in the end falling to corruption
>positive morality is about bucking the system, and helping people improve themselvs
>the more your morality goes into the negatives the more dangerous the DHORKS and Striker get
>positive morality leads to more trouble with Ars Goetia besides Stolas, Stella, and Octavia
>worst end with anon becoming a monstrous demon facing off in an abusive relationship with Octavia/Loona
>and an open-ended confrontation with One who has used Kabbalistic theurgy to become an embodied angel of God's wrath
Anonymous No.149014200 >>149014770 >>149014823
>>149013862
>You and Verosika become an ostracized couple for being a monogamous normal relationship in Vivzie Hell
Anonymous No.149014296
>>149013642
Yeah in hindsight it looks a lot less gender ambiguous too
Anonymous No.149014680 >>149014760 >>149014770 >>149015025
Like clockwork 9PMPST and the thread dies. All the kids need to go to bed I guess.
Anonymous No.149014760
>>149014680
We haven't been kids in years, anon. We need our sleep.
Anonymous No.149014770 >>149014876
>>149014200
>Despite Verosika being outcasted from most of Hell she takes comfort that you're still by her side and freed of her succubus nature
>>149014680
I work on Sundays Anon
Plus it's Saturday night, other Anons might be having fun with friends
Anonymous No.149014823 >>149014876
>>149014200

Basing this off some stuff from the Pseudo-Clementine Homilies (Highly recommend them) on the nature of demons.

>Demons can actually be purified because they have the potential for good even if its harder than it is for humans
>to the point they can go to church and take communion after a certain amount of time
>Anon does this in secret with Verosika who he is in a covert monogamous relationship with
>slowly but subtly starts putting Christian and pro moral themes in her music
>keyword being themes, not Christian rock
>demons slowly start to notice something off about Verosika and wonder if Anon is reverse corrupting her to worship God and revere Virtue
Anonymous No.149014876 >>149014921 >>149014931 >>149014944
>>149014823
>>149014770
We still get to have bed frame cracking sex though yes?
Anonymous No.149014921 >>149014944
>>149014876
>We still get to have bed frame cracking sex though yes?

Of course.
Anonymous No.149014931 >>149014985
>>149014876
Until marriage Anon
Until marriage
Anonymous No.149014944 >>149014985 >>149015219 >>149015311
>>149014876
>>149014921
But only for the purpose of procreation!
Anonymous No.149014985
>>149014944
>>149014931
Im pretty sure I read somewhere that orthodox Christians can fuck for the purposes of bonding in holy matrimony or something. All Hail the Patriarch of Constantinople.
>Forcibly puts orthodox jewelry on Verosika.
Anonymous No.149015025
>>149014680
I'm in the Australian time zone but no one's wants to talk Sci-fi or Mimzy porn/the criminal lack thereof.
Anonymous No.149015219
>>149014944
>Succubi by their biology are not very fertile
>So it takes a lot to knock up a Succ even a purified one

And who knows maybe she can supplement her diet with sex but it only works if it's from you.
Anonymous No.149015311
>>149014944
>Have half succubi children
>All of them become 10/10 sex goddesses
>No woman has smaller than a C cup, no man has smaller than 6 inches hard
>Inadvertently create a beautiful half demon half human super race by accident
Anonymous No.149015317 >>149015347 >>149015482 >>149017669
>Viv gives pic related an episode of Helluva Boss completely unconstrained by canon
>only stipulation is they have to use the same characters, voice actors, and basic premise, and keep the gist of their relationships the same
Anonymous No.149015347 >>149015404
>>149015317
>ANOOON, ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOON GET IN THE FUCKIN CAR ANOOON GET IN THE CARRRR
>Blitzo what are you screaming about, I was having a sleep, a little Anon sleep
Anonymous No.149015404 >>149016024
>>149015347
Would Stella and Octavia be the people banging on the car telling Blitzo to leave him alone and that he's sick of the adventures. Is Stolas the Bush Wizard?
Anonymous No.149015482
>>149015317
It would be glorious.
Anonymous No.149016024
>>149015404
Its octavia and loona
Anonymous No.149017669
>>149015317
>OCTAVIA TURN ON THE TV THEY JUST HIT THE 4TH CIRCLE OF HELL THEY HIT THE FUCKING 4TH CIRCLE OF HELL!!
Anonymous No.149017716
>>148997830 (OP)
Anonymous No.149017894 >>149017916
>>148997830 (OP)
Stop focusing on the worldbuilding in Viv's shows, they suck and if there's a chance that it won't suck then the show or Viv herself will ruin it.
Remember that this chick is more interested in her sad gay boy drama.
Anonymous No.149017916 >>149018019
>>149017894
>Remember that this chick is more interested in her sad gay boy drama.
Why is THAT the aspect shes the most focused on anyhow? Not the humor, not the world building, but the fucking fujo shipping drama shit
Anonymous No.149018019
>>149017916
Because she's a fujo first > writer (lmao) second
Anonymous No.149018135
>>149008574
NTA but even a basic understanding of actual theology means you know Lucifer and Satan are 2 individuals. Satan was the job title of a guy who literally works for God directly, for 1. He just got conflated because Christians were retarded and internalized their own simplifications and propaganda used for proselytizing to heathens.

This behavior is so fucking well documented it's absurd & most major christian sects were uninterested in fixing it because of political reasons historically but even in 2025 most Christians have never read the bible in full, let alone with anything other than the assumption that this heavily edited & repeatedly retranslated text is a 1:1 with their folk/popcultural understanding of Christianity & also definitely the direct word of God.

For more fun, Hell isn't even actually in the Bible except for some doctored translations that are relatively young. Beelzebub isn't related to The Devil either & his name is literally the equivalent of a retarded teenager calling somebody "Fagballs" instead of using their actual name. There's like 1362 random fucking gods and demons that later christians being retarded conflated as being the same person when they didn't just try to badly edit them out either because "obviously that thing that goes against my folk religion is a mistranslation/clearly was always meant to be X or Y" or for political reasons.

Shit, The Pharaoh didn't actually willingly refuse to free the jews, God mindcontrolled him into refusing. God also once got his ass beat only to come back & win round 2 like an anime protagonist because he was never actually supposed to be "all powerful", just "most powerful". There's all kinds of whacky shit in the bible that blatantly contradicts most Christian theology's base assumptions if you approach it from any viewpoint other than taking it as a given it 100% supports your pre-existing idea of the faith and torture every line into doing so piecemeal without context from eachother.
Anonymous No.149018161
>>149008574
The bible is horse shit and christfaggotry is fake and objectively wrong. I have no idea why bible thumpers insist on lurking on an anime basket weaving site
>>149008709
>censoring yourself on 4chan
Fucking retard
Anonymous No.149018652
Anonymous No.149018666
So I'm just gonna move past the fedora thumping here... Loona is cute.
Anonymous No.149018684 >>149018694 >>149018708 >>149018915
>hellhounds
>not having an STD
pick one.
Anonymous No.149018694
>>149018684
Stolasfag…
Anonymous No.149018708
>>149018684
Homosexual hands typed this post.
Anonymous No.149018740 >>149018830
>>149012334
So that in mind, what would his duties be if any once he's accepted into the fold?
Anonymous No.149018830 >>149019341
>>149018740
What are stolas' duties?
Does anyone know?
Did vivzie give him any job besides "be a le noble"?
Anonymous No.149018915
>>149018684
You’ll be singing a different tune soon, anon
Anonymous No.149018926 >>149023635
>>148997995
>We should fuck the angels
DO YOU WANT NEPHILIM? BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU GET NEPHILIM.
Anonymous No.149018936 >>149019076
>>148997995
Fuck the angels *and* the demons.
Anonymous No.149019067 >>149022743
>>149008574
The Holy Bible is not clear there is no reincarnation. James the Just, brother of Christ, uses the phrase "wheel of birth" in the Epistle of James (James 3:6). In the ESV, it is translated to course of life. This is to hide it in plain sight. The concept of the wheel of life predates the sacrifice of Jesus by a good 600 years so it would be commonplace to believe you would be reborn after you die. But that's just it, you get stuck in a cycle that keeps you trapped in Earth. And that's where Hell is, in the Earth. The only way to break the cycle is Christ for He has been given all authority over judgement day (which makes sense for He has been judged to be cursed with no sin so He is able to cover our sins with Himself as propitiation. So He merely has to judge who is in Him and who isn't because anyone in Him is in.)

When people talk about the Gnostic phrases in the Bible, this is a huge one.

Besides, in Scripture, Jesus doesn't clarify in Scripture when the beggar and the rich man see each other in the afterlife. It was just after their time here. His parable could've happened after the end times. But it establishes that those in Heaven can see those in Hell which is also in the Revelation of Peter (which I am prone to believing because it is written like Peter. I honestly believe it got steamrolled out of the Bible because it's gross.)

Now back to cartoons.

Viv sucks and swearing wouldn't have made Steven Universe any better. A24 should be ashamed.
Anonymous No.149019076
>>149018936
Demons only want to fuck virgins and newly weds though and I'm neither.
Anonymous No.149019341 >>149019446 >>149019449
>>149018830
That's an excellent question actually, what the fuck does Stolas actually do?
Anonymous No.149019384 >>149019704 >>149025361
>>149008306
>Muscle mommy demon
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA

I like how's she's v-shaped but still clearly feminine.
Anonymous No.149019446
>>149019341
>what the fuck does Stolas actually do?
Hes a noble, generally nobles come about when a group conquers another and installs itself as the superior
Its safe to assume that his ancestors conquered hell and enslaved the imps and hounds, but slowly they grew weaker and weaker throughout the generations
Stolas *should* be a capable fighter and mage, but he is more concerned with his gay fling and "reading the stars" or whatever
Essentially, the goetias have mostly lost their fangs and now are just a class of wealthy and powerful (on paper) hedonists
Anonymous No.149019449
>>149019341
Presumably acts as an explorer/keeper of cosmic knowledge.

Which so far he's been doing a pretty shit job at. Would make sense why Andy wants his estate.
Anonymous No.149019704
>>149019384
Yeah Chiz is really good, wish he did more genderbend art.
Anonymous No.149019803
>>148997830 (OP)
this fag think his big size make him intimidating? lute would slice him up all the same
Anonymous No.149020184
>>148997830 (OP)
I require Millie's butt.
Anonymous No.149020236 >>149020283
Who won?
Anonymous No.149020283
>>149020236
Probably Lucifer. Though Satan likely won by default since the former dude is a massive dork in this universe and Lilith called him home to peg his ass.

Might explain why he has the stress toy and mindfulness guru.
Anonymous No.149020977 >>149021030
Would Octavia and Stella fuck a human
Anonymous No.149021030
>>149020977
No but Lute absolutely would.
Anonymous No.149021118 >>149021296 >>149021540
She's so pretty.
Anonymous No.149021255 >>149021795 >>149021894 >>149021943 >>149023674
this is pretty funny

https://smash-or-pass-ai--gorgonzolagary45665823.on.websim.com/
Anonymous No.149021296
>>149021118
Sparkldog resurgence.
Anonymous No.149021540 >>149031429
>>149021118
What do you think of her emo phase in 02?
Anonymous No.149021795 >>149021943
>>149021255
I was pissing around with that thing earlier. It gave every character in my Vivzieslop folder an 8 or a 9 (even Sallie.) The only one who got a pass was Katie Killjoy, to whom the AI gave a simple 'Fuck, no.'
Anonymous No.149021894 >>149021943
>>149021255
>Loona is a solid 8 regardless of sex
Based bifag AI.
Anonymous No.149021943 >>149021966
>>149021894
>>149021795
>>149021255
someone do blitzo, i wanna see what the AI thinks of him
Anonymous No.149021966 >>149022016 >>149022108
>>149021943
Anonymous No.149022016
>>149021966
Holy shit -- based.
Anonymous No.149022108
>>149021966
all is right in the world
Anonymous No.149022160 >>149023347
Damn, it even thinks Niffty is more attractive.
Anonymous No.149022161 >>149023347
Mammonbros...
Anonymous No.149022217 >>149022281 >>149022418 >>149023347
Oh, I bet he does...
Anonymous No.149022281 >>149022310
>>149022217
Vortex is built to be filled with honey.
Anonymous No.149022310
>>149022281
And served honey-glazed cheerios straight from the tap.
Anonymous No.149022418
>>149022217
The AI knows he's a submissive bitch.
Anonymous No.149022737 >>149022807
If I could glide my dick between two hellhound cheeks I would be so happy
Anonymous No.149022743 >>149022813
>>149019067

Most esoteric Abrahammic groups believe in the possibility of Reincarnation

>Gnostic Christians
>Kabbalist Jews
>Druze
>Yazidis
>A fair amount of fringe Catholic Mystics
>Swedenborgians
>Most sufis
Anonymous No.149022807 >>149022840
>>149022737
Anonymous No.149022813 >>149022880
>>149022743
>>Gnostic Christians
>>Kabbalist Jews
>>Druze
>>Yazidis
>>A fair amount of fringe Catholic Mystics
>>Swedenborgians
>>Most sufis

all wrong
Anonymous No.149022840
>>149022807
Loona is so pretty.
Anonymous No.149022880 >>149023074
>>149022813
>Underage Western Convert to Orthodoxy
>Probably isn't even familiar with Hesychasm, Theosis, or Aerial Tollhouses

Iesos Christos
Anonymous No.149023074 >>149023217
>>149022880
what?
Anonymous No.149023217 >>149023282
>>149023074
>what?

Assuming you aren't that anon, there's a lot of kids in the US raised non denominational protestant who "convert" to Eastern (usually Russian) Orthodoxy. They do this solely because they think of it as the based, trad, anti western degeneracy church with cool aesthetics instead of a desire to actually grow spiritually and get a closer relationship with God.
They're like the Christian version of those ginger British guys who convert to Sunni Islam because they
>went to Jail
>met some friends trying to convert them
>found a reason not to drink
>want a Muslim tradwife
Anonymous No.149023282 >>149023380
>>149023217
oh no, i am that anon, im not a convert, im just an eastern europoor
Anonymous No.149023347 >>149023674
>>149022160
>>149022161
>>149022217
What are you using?
Anonymous No.149023380 >>149023442
>>149023282
>oh no, i am that anon, im not a convert, im just an eastern europoor

Aren't you the dude who bragged about how much furry porn you look at despite being nofap?
Anonymous No.149023427 >>149023479
Cain when?
Anonymous No.149023442
>>149023380
>Aren't you the dude who bragged about how much furry porn you look at despite being nofap?
nope, different guy, i just post owl
Anonymous No.149023479
>>149023427
>Cain
Cain?
Anonymous No.149023635 >>149026837
>>149018926
The watchers did nothing wrong.
Anonymous No.149023657 >>149030736
>>149010463
Anon, one of the most important characters in the saga is an alien.
Anonymous No.149023674 >>149024049
>>149023347
>>149021255
Anonymous No.149024049
>>149023674
Anonymous No.149024423 >>149024483 >>149032141
Anonymous No.149024483 >>149024548
>>149024423
>Tries to nail him with household objects everyday
>Hires an assassin to kill him
>Almost manages to get him executed on live tv
>Nothing works
>His imp butt buddy dumps him
>Immediately offs himself

Stella would probably be glad, but surely shed be s little bit miffed about it, right?
Also, how would octavia react once she finds out her dad blew his own brains out?
Anonymous No.149024548
>>149024483
>Stella would probably be glad, but surely shed be s little bit miffed about it, right?
More about the wasted money and effort than anything. I wonder how this would affect Andre's control of his assets, would they revert to Via after 100 years or when she reaches 18?
>Also, how would octavia react once she finds out her dad blew his own brains out?
How do you think she'd react? She'd be all fucked up. You thought she was disillusioned before, she'll be way worse after that.
Anonymous No.149024710 >>149024837 >>149024843
I wonder if Demon Anon would keep an eye on I.M.P.'s graves and descendants throughout the centuries, if only out of nostalgia and longing.
Anonymous No.149024837 >>149024865
>>149024710
Is that the player from Slay the Princess?
Anonymous No.149024843 >>149024874
>>149024710
>IMP's descendants
That being only M&M and loona's kids, right?
Cause theres no way shitzo is going to have any of his own if he hooks up with the gay owl
Also, its debatable in M&M's case, especially if millie is going to have an abortion

Although, assuming they dont and they have kids, there will always be a "guardian angel" having their back, always out of reach, always in the corner of their eyes, like mal0
He is there, you can feel him watching you, but he disappears as soon as you look at him, also he is harmless so after a while they would get used to him
Anonymous No.149024865 >>149024926 >>149025429
>>149024837
We had some brainstorming about how octavia route anon's demon form would look like, people seem to like having him be the long quiet
Anonymous No.149024874
>>149024843
>That being only M&M and loona's kids, right?
Yeah basically, I wonder how Stolas may change in this timeline once Blitzo dies of old age.
>Guardian Angel
That would be neat.
Anonymous No.149024926
>>149024865
>Goetia are mostly birds
>Octavia is a princess
>Anon joining her family probably can't be done without giving something up
>if Stolas and Via represent the stars and nebula, Anon represents the void between the stars; the "long quiet"
It feels strangely fitting.
Anonymous No.149025191
>>149008743
>ESL or retarded?
both, sharteen's generally don't know how to read
Anonymous No.149025361 >>149031407
>>149019384
Hotblooded muscle mommy.
Anonymous No.149025384 >>149025403 >>149026504
>Read Owls and a Fool
>Anon is seriously entitled, and a reclusive jerk to boot
>Dying of some form of angel cancer
>Literary work is almost perfect, but feels way too melodramatic
Can we discuss this fic? I want to hear other people’s thoughts.
Anonymous No.149025403 >>149026438
>>149025384
I'm not interested in the fic but that's a neat Octavia.
Anonymous No.149025429 >>149025671 >>149026523
>>149024865
I got the game on Friday, and with the Princess we broke free of the story to universes beyond.
I haven't played a game like this since The Void.
Anonymous No.149025671 >>149025776
>>149025429
That game fucked me up. Still trying to get all the vessels.
Anonymous No.149025776
>>149025671
The Void messed me up. Imagine finding a broken women, giving her the power to break her chains and shackles, letting her stand in her own two feet, then learning that there's a chance you can make her live in reality, but if you do, you cannot join her, and will cease to exist.
Anonymous No.149026078 >>149026109
Papaya!
Anonymous No.149026109
>>149026078
*Elite dying sound*
Anonymous No.149026438
>>149025403
10/10 Loona hairdo
Anonymous No.149026503
Why are you putting thought into a woman's nonsensical world building? Just jerk off to the hot femboy spider and move on
Anonymous No.149026504
>>149025384
Is that the only anon in the hellverse fic out there (besides the flaming eyebrows one)?
Personally, i read like one or two chapters and abandoned it. Not only is anon not a human, but his relationship with tavi is that of siblings rather than lovers. Also, as other anons have mentioned, anon is an entitled, edgy, angsty cunt

Man, i just want ONE anonXoctavia fic, are there really none out there?
Anonymous No.149026523 >>149026551
>>149025429
>I haven't played a game like this since The Void.
Never heard of that one, where do i find it?
Anonymous No.149026551
>>149026523
Good Old Games. Steam removed it years ago.
Anonymous No.149026771 >>149026816
Guys I just realized. Octavia is a bird.
Anonymous No.149026816 >>149026849
>>149026771
Holy shit, no way

still would, though
Anonymous No.149026837
>>149023635
>Judaism is blood sacrificing watcher religion and Christianity is an evil zombie cult that's somehow even worse
>also the pagan gods are all bad except for the Apkallu and the Creator God

Is Dominion just Mandaean propaganda?
Anonymous No.149026849
>>149026816
I'd pat her on the head and tell her she's neat.
Anonymous No.149027069
>>149012341
Imagine doing this to Chaz and he transforms right in the middle of flirting with you. He blinks, glances down and then goes right back to flirting with you, asking if you wanna break in the new pussy.
Anonymous No.149027354 >>149027379
A is for Asexual, which Alastor is not.
B is for Bisexual, which Charlie is.
C is for C-Cups, that Vaggie lacks.
These are the letters of my HellBCs.
Anonymous No.149027379 >>149027393
>>149027354
D is for Disappointment, which Hazbin Hotel is.
Anonymous No.149027393 >>149027404
>>149027379
And E is for enormous tits, which Verosika has!
Anonymous No.149027404 >>149027442 >>149027443
>>149027393
And F is for Fag, which Stolas is
Anonymous No.149027442 >>149027572
>>149027404
G is for God, who is not here
Anonymous No.149027443
>>149027404
G is for...well, i think you can guess what this show is
Anonymous No.149027477 >>149028086
>>148999466
That could easily interpreted as them being annoyed about him once again bragging about the glory days that have long since passed
Anonymous No.149027572
>>149027442
H is for Hell, guess where we are!
Nathan King's Degenerate No.149027597
https://globalcomix.com/read/e27eb20b-93d7-48f4-989c-62890782c4fe/1

Wtf is this shit?
Anonymous No.149027625 >>149027682
I is for I need Loona to sleep on my human chest.
Anonymous No.149027657 >>149027682 >>149027821
J is for Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior
Anonymous No.149027672
You think there's anything like a pact?
Like a contract, but mutual
Probably ties you together
Anonymous No.149027682
>>149027657
>>149027625
>"Hey Jesus? How come you don't got no goth hounds in Heaven?"

>"If I tell you the answer anon, I'd have to start The Rapture (tm) early."
Anonymous No.149027821
>>149027657
K is for Killing, there's a whole fucking lot.
Anonymous No.149028086
>>149027477
I interpreted it similarly, with the added detail of Satan talking big game now that the guy who usurped him is on an indefinite vacation, when they know who would actually be running the show if Lucifer were still around. Even with the reactions, what we’re given isn’t clear enough to infer something as specific as that particular part of his spiel not being truthful.
Anonymous No.149029045
L is for Loona because I love loona
Anonymous No.149029096
M is for Moxxie and Millie, who deserve a child to love
Anonymous No.149029206 >>149034747
N is for No Straights Allowed
Anonymous No.149029708 >>149030671
>>149008839
Fix'd
Anonymous No.149030552
>>148997830 (OP)
Is it true someone else had to draw Satan because Viv is intimidated by muscular characters?
Anonymous No.149030641 >>149031776
>>149007809
Would the Slayer even perceive Viv's Hell as an actual threat? Not saying it could give him a run for his money, but, from what I've seen, it's not going out of its way to consume Earth, there's just a bunch of asshats like IMPS killing humans here and there. All he needs to do is take out the high ranking demons, destroy any means to reach Earth and he might as well just leave the rest of the population to their gay orgy as their society falls apart.
Anonymous No.149030662
adam's face reveal was disappointing.
Anonymous No.149030671
>>149029708
>video games rated M for mature
Anonymous No.149030736
>>149023657
Yoda is a great character but god I hate dealing with him in video games, real bastard in Soul Calibur 4.
Anonymous No.149031264
Loonabros...
Anonymous No.149031281 >>149031301
i need some more tavi
Anonymous No.149031301 >>149031311
>>149031281
and i need some more Stovia, we can't have it all!
Anonymous No.149031311 >>149031397
>>149031301
>Stovia
a what now
Anonymous No.149031397 >>149032163
>>149031311
>Stolas X Octavia
Don't look into it, people are gross, Anon.

It's not even the worst this fandom or board has to offer either...
Anonymous No.149031407 >>149031663
>>149025361
I want her to use me like a toy while calling me slurs.

>Before she lets be cuddle up next to her, bruises all over my hody, arms wrapped around her amazon body
Anonymous No.149031429
>>149021540
h-hot
Anonymous No.149031663
>>149031407
She's our red muscle goddess.
Anonymous No.149031776
>>149030641
If its a demon hes going to kill it
>but they arent a threat anymore
I dont think he cares.
Anonymous No.149031800
>>148998463
shut the fuck up no one cares
Anonymous No.149032141
>>149024423
>stella be like
Anonymous No.149032163
>>149031397
It takes place in hell, don't overreact, anon
Anonymous No.149032257
>>148998463
post it more this is based
Anonymous No.149032774 >>149032788
got to exterminate them all
Anonymous No.149032788 >>149033199
>>149032774
are those pokemons?
Anonymous No.149033199
>>149032788
yea
Anonymous No.149033559
Anonymous No.149034381 >>149034735 >>149035248
I want Viv to braap in my face
Anonymous No.149034498
Anonymous No.149034542
Anonymous No.149034735
>>149034381
>Faint pantylines
Jesus fucking Christ someone draw Charlie like this.
Anonymous No.149034738
Smelly demons, you STINK!
Anonymous No.149034747 >>149034760
>>149029206
O is for Octavia, a good little Owl.
Anonymous No.149034760 >>149034779
>>149034747
P is for Pentious, a cool snake guy.
Anonymous No.149034779 >>149034787
>>149034760
Q is for Quit this dumb meme.
Anonymous No.149034787 >>149034799
>>149034779
R is for Robert Loggia
Anonymous No.149034799 >>149034844
>>149034787
S is for Shut up, it's Robert Loggia
Anonymous No.149034844
>>149034799
T is for The Writing Sucks.
Anonymous No.149034891 >>149034906 >>149035090 >>149035514
>"Check it out, Anon! I tweaked my disguise, thought I'd try something new. What do you think?"
>"..."
>"What? Why are you looking at me like that?"
>"Loona what the fuck"
Anonymous No.149034906 >>149034917
>>149034891
Loona now has the N-Word Pass.
Anonymous No.149034917 >>149034928
>>149034906
Does this mean she can give Anon the pass?
Anonymous No.149034928 >>149034935
>>149034917
Yes, but only once.
Anonymous No.149034935
>>149034928
He better make it count
Anonymous No.149034972
U is for usually bad designs.
Anonymous No.149035005
V is for Vizieslop, that we cannot seem to get enough of.
Anonymous No.149035032
X is for Xerox
Y is for Yeet this show off the face of the earth
Z is for Zoo which these threads are

Alright, we're done with that
Anonymous No.149035058
I would pound black Loona and bleach her ebony ass like no tomorrow.
Anonymous No.149035090 >>149035112
>>149034891
Looks good but needs slightly more define lips and a rounder (not bigger nose).

>"One the fucking dog stole my melanin!"
Anonymous No.149035112 >>149035151
>>149035090
Hmmm good point how's this
Anonymous No.149035151
>>149035112
dass raysiss
Anonymous No.149035195 >>149035562
>"One the fucking dog stole my melanin!"
Twobros...
Anonymous No.149035248 >>149035267
>>149034381
Imagine picking her up and throwing her into the river.
Anonymous No.149035267 >>149035325
>>149035248
>Imagine picking her up
No thanks I don't wanna slip a disc.
Anonymous No.149035325 >>149035342
>>149035267
Lmao just lift some weights faggot.
Anonymous No.149035342
>>149035325
I'd rather use a forklift for that ugly ass pig
Anonymous No.149035514 >>149035534
>>149034891
>Loona turns black
>immediately looses all interest in Vortex
Anonymous No.149035534 >>149035553
>>149035514
Black or white, it's hard to compete with Anon Y. Mous.
Anonymous No.149035553
>>149035534
>"What you gonna do now?"
Enjoy myself.
Anonymous No.149035562 >>149035589
>>149035195
>Loona takes the Melanin like she was using Soul Steal on Two.
Anonymous No.149035589 >>149035762
>>149035562
Anon is strangely turned on. One is devastated. Two observes a drastic reduction in her getting pulled over.
Anonymous No.149035715 >>149035754
>>149008548
Ms piggy is hot.
Anonymous No.149035754
>>149035715
The artist known as toffee makes a great Ms. Piggy
Anonymous No.149035762
>>149035589
>Pulled over
She took her ass with her.