I've come to terms that if I play this deck, I am 100% arch enemy.

The sheer degeneracy of casting this targeting every one of my opponents permanents is beyond fucked. Even though I will tempt with mayhem show and tell, exhume and use blue braids for free shit - it only ends up making me way ahead of the game.

Metamophose
1U
instant
Put target permanent an opponent controls on top of its owner's library. That opponent may put an artifact, creature, enchantment, or land card from his or her hand into play.