Fuck, how many chairs do we have under this ring, anyway? We're up to five now, and Sabu just got slammed onto one of them with a swinging neckbreaker. But Sabu isn't going down that easy, he stuns the Funker and hits him with a shining wizard! The action goes back into the ring, but Sabu takes a minute to pop the crowd. And that may have been a bad idea, because Funk isn't gonna let such an opportunity go to waste. That's why they call him the king of hardcore.