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people stop me on the street and say, "Hey LOLvis, why did you pick TURDCHILD™ as the Logfag Fan Club Mascot?"

I always remain silent, smiling, as I pull out my logfag stopwatch™ (available at the LF Merch Store)

as I click the stopwatch and begin a 6 second countdown, they always continue:

"was it because TURDCHILD™ represents the magic of growing inside, letting go of the past, and being REBORN as a newer, better version of ourselves?"

at which point, the stopwatch goes DING!

and as they walk away smiling, I Am I busy making plans to send them their plastic hard copy logfag fan club membership card