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7/25/2025, 11:46:52 AM
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6/25/2025, 11:18:27 PM
>>508724134
>arrive home from a long day of participating in the weekly SweeptheStreets™ meet up
>filled with immense sense of pride as I think about how spotless we left our commercial avenue, which hosts only small-owned brick-and-mortar shops run by community natives
>sit down and call my boss
>"Y-yes anon?" he says meekly, the trembling in his voice apparent from the second he answered
>"I'm gonna need another four-dollar per hour raise"
>"b-b-but anon, I'm a-already p-paying you $30 above s-standard wa-"
>"then I guess I'll find another job"
>"N-NO! W-WAIT! I-I'll talk to c-corporate about this, and make s-sure they understand what a VALUE you are to the c-c-company..."
>"Great. I'm glad we've come to a fair and equitable agreement"
>hang up without saying goodbye
>look at the clock
>"oops, it's almost time to head to the city council meeting! Need to do my civic duty by involving myself in local politics!"
>full sprint 3 miles to the town hall, arriving just in time for the meeting to start
>a filthy, brown-skinned indian is attempting to petition the city to allow him to purchase a local family-owned gas station and convenience store
>become absolutely livid
>when it comes my turn, I immediately launch into a scathing tirade, lambasting his petition and drawing upon my years of residency to emphasize the value of small, locally-owned businesses
>the entire city hall erupts into applause, ensuring that old man Jenkin's gas station will never fall into the hands of the Sikh scourge
>several people request my autograph, but I refuse
>"sorry, but I have to leave; I'm running late for my volunteer position at the local community center organizing the weekly Youth and Family get together"
>"How much do you get paid to do all of this, anon?"
>I smile warmly
>"Pay? I'm just doing my civic duty"
>sprint off again, ready to serve my community and make my town a better place to live in for everyone (except the Sikhs)
>arrive home from a long day of participating in the weekly SweeptheStreets™ meet up
>filled with immense sense of pride as I think about how spotless we left our commercial avenue, which hosts only small-owned brick-and-mortar shops run by community natives
>sit down and call my boss
>"Y-yes anon?" he says meekly, the trembling in his voice apparent from the second he answered
>"I'm gonna need another four-dollar per hour raise"
>"b-b-but anon, I'm a-already p-paying you $30 above s-standard wa-"
>"then I guess I'll find another job"
>"N-NO! W-WAIT! I-I'll talk to c-corporate about this, and make s-sure they understand what a VALUE you are to the c-c-company..."
>"Great. I'm glad we've come to a fair and equitable agreement"
>hang up without saying goodbye
>look at the clock
>"oops, it's almost time to head to the city council meeting! Need to do my civic duty by involving myself in local politics!"
>full sprint 3 miles to the town hall, arriving just in time for the meeting to start
>a filthy, brown-skinned indian is attempting to petition the city to allow him to purchase a local family-owned gas station and convenience store
>become absolutely livid
>when it comes my turn, I immediately launch into a scathing tirade, lambasting his petition and drawing upon my years of residency to emphasize the value of small, locally-owned businesses
>the entire city hall erupts into applause, ensuring that old man Jenkin's gas station will never fall into the hands of the Sikh scourge
>several people request my autograph, but I refuse
>"sorry, but I have to leave; I'm running late for my volunteer position at the local community center organizing the weekly Youth and Family get together"
>"How much do you get paid to do all of this, anon?"
>I smile warmly
>"Pay? I'm just doing my civic duty"
>sprint off again, ready to serve my community and make my town a better place to live in for everyone (except the Sikhs)
6/19/2025, 3:19:52 AM
>>507927884
30 year anniversary was last year. Happy to report it's still perfect after all this time.
30 year anniversary was last year. Happy to report it's still perfect after all this time.
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