I like my shield BIG
I like my shield STOUT
I like my shield deflecting blows and redirecting the dragon's flame
So I will never
EVER
be outside of stabbing range
I like my wall with TEETH
Cowardly my ass. Do your fucking backflips. Dive into the bushes for cover. Dodge and hide like "the brave hero" you are. Have a quick jerk into each other's mouth while you wait for your turn. I'll be in the middle of the clearing.
Come get me, mother fucker.
Let's see those claws and teeth. I could use a new talon for my necklace.
You will not topple this rook.