"That's right... It was ME, Sonic! I ruined your franchise! I raced through time, and made Sonic Team split after your first game, forever dividing your franchise and fanbase down the middle! I made Sega of America rewrite your whole canon! I ruined Sonic X-Treme's development, so there'd be no game on the Saturn! I made sure the Dreamcast died prematurely, leaving you without a platform of your own! I ruined Sonic '06's development, but allowed it to release so it'd tank your entire reputation! I made them add the Werehog in Sonic Unleashed! I hired Pontaff to write the games ever since Sonic Colors! I convinced Ken Penders to file that lawsuit! I-"

"Wow, you sure gave me a lot of adventures!"

"Er-- w-what?!"

"It's been a wild ride, and I wouldn't have it any other way! Thanks, Reverse Flash! You really know how to make a hedgehog's day."

"W-what!? Why aren't you mad!? You should be broken!!! You should be crushed under the weight of your past!!!"

"Why dwell on the past when I can live in the moment and keep moving forward? Every day's a new adventure, and I wouldn't miss it for the world. Maybe you should try it some time."