Epoch WoW was hyped up like it was gonna save us all, but it’s just a sad, empty world that’ll crash to like 200 players in a month, leaving us stuck in a depressing, dead game. We ditched Turtie’s cozy vibe for this rough, broken mess, and now I’m just sitting here, feeling like an idiot for believing it’d be better.

Everyone bailed on Turtle WoW for this overhyped Epoch disaster, and now we’re stuck with buggy gameplay, hour-long login queues, and overzealous moderators who ban you for posting emoji, making it feel like the whole world’s crumbling. I’m just sitting here, staring at my screen, knowing we traded Turtle’s chill vibes for this broken, empty mess that’ll be dead in a month.