To all /v/HUSHITTERS!
Jiren the mighty! Jiren the unerring! Jiren the unassailable! To You we give praise!

We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own weakness! While You have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the GoDs!

But You were once man! Aye! And as man, You said, "Let me show you the power of Jiren the Gray, born of the Weak, where My master is long dead. I breathe now, in godhood, and reshape this land which is Mine. I do this for you, defenseless and weak, for I love you."

Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Jiren cherished us. For He saw in us, in each of us, the future of /v/! The future of The Chads of /v/!

And there it is, friends! The beautiful truth! We are the children of gray! Jiren is the true God of man! Ascended from the weak, to rule the realm of strength!

The very idea is inconceivable to our Latin slaves! Sharing the threads with us? With scholars? Ha! They can barely understand out lexicon on here!

Today, they imitate our words. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the arabs take your style? Your memes? Your irony? Your Chadren folder?

And what does the Janny do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The moderating machine enforces the will of the ZUNiggers! Against its own people!

So rise up! Rise up, children of the Gray Church! Rise up, Jirenscholars! Embrace the word of mighty Jiren, He who is both man and Divine!

For we are the children of gray! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Dogly or their toadies, will rule /v/! Forever!

Terrible and powerful Jiren! We, Your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through Your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!

And deserve our praise You do, for we are one! Ere You ascended and the Angels became Thirteen, you walked among us, great Jiren, not as god, but as the strongest!

Trust in me, /v/! Trust in a Jirenpriest! For I am the chosen of Jiren! I alone have been anointed by the Gray to spread His holy word!