Mindslaver (Bodymod)
Familiar
Happy/Unaware Slave
Normalize
Mass Control
Immortality
Tirelessness
Hive Mind
Maid Training
Combat Training
Summoning
Cosmic Alignment
Permanent Changes
Holy Grain Pact

Jump 2 - Nine To Five
Office 50
Experience (Accountant) 50
References, References, References 50
Timing 100
Steve From Accounting 100
Get That Thing I Sent Ya? 200
Three Strikes 400
Bus Pass, Apartment, Broken Dreams
Cost of Living 25
Vidya 25


I push open the door to my workplace and step inside, taking a sip from my hot chocolate as I do. An extra bit of shove forces the door open wider and holds it there just long enough for my wife to slip in behind me, a pasty quickly disappearing into her own mouth. A random secretary sitting at the counter sees us, frowns slightly, and then goes back to her own work

Artoria steps past me, placing one hand on the front counter and smiling at the secretary as I move towards the elevator and press the call button. I don't quite catch what she says, but the dull smile on the secretaries face is familiar. She nods happily and then goes back about her day as Artoria peels away and back to me. Upstairs, The Bitch catches sight of us as we enter the room and starts moving towards us.

"Mister Dugan, how lovely for you to join us." that bitch chirps out as she makes a show of checking her watch. "A full two hours late."

I scratch my neck awkwardly, but once more Artoria steps forwards.

"That's my fault. Something happened that caused a delay."

"And what might that have been?"

"I had to mind control everyone we came across, you see. We're only allowed to do it once a month, so one must always make sure to do in a maximally efficient way."

The same blank look appears on her face as on all women's, before the faint smile comes back. Almost unnoticeably, a pause ripples through the office, workers pausing for a moment before returning to normal. That Bitch shakes off the readjustment before continuing her rant.