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7/13/2025, 10:58:51 PM
>boot up the beta
>take ten years to compile shaders
>various DLSSFSRDEI upscale bullshit options cover my screen in vaseline to provide me a playable framerate on UE5
>walk up to a terminal to try start a mission
>it's actually the battlepass fortnite microtransaction terminal
>15 quid for classic foster
>literally the first thing I've seen in the game
>find the right terminal and hop in a match
>no one is British besides Mr. Foster
>pick Devlin hoping she might be Irish at least
>she's a quirk chungus Californian
>genuine WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED style quips begin invading my ears
>shoot like 2 waves of zeds
>feels like shit
>uninstall right there and then
Videogames are actually beyond dead.
>take ten years to compile shaders
>various DLSSFSRDEI upscale bullshit options cover my screen in vaseline to provide me a playable framerate on UE5
>walk up to a terminal to try start a mission
>it's actually the battlepass fortnite microtransaction terminal
>15 quid for classic foster
>literally the first thing I've seen in the game
>find the right terminal and hop in a match
>no one is British besides Mr. Foster
>pick Devlin hoping she might be Irish at least
>she's a quirk chungus Californian
>genuine WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED style quips begin invading my ears
>shoot like 2 waves of zeds
>feels like shit
>uninstall right there and then
Videogames are actually beyond dead.
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