>off yesterday
>stratty has me in that real nice self loathing horny mood
>goon literally all day
>end up paying for the stupid dating app I'm using to pick up ethnic chicks
>match with like 35 of them
>flirt while gooning
Today:
Woke up a new man, unfettered by these banal physical desires
>my phone won't shut the fuck up, have like 20 jeetas, 30 arabs, and the occasional white bitch all texting at the same time
SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP