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6/28/2025, 4:11:18 PM
>tfw someone asks which warframe is 'meta' or 'fun'
>always a /v/irgin asking this shit
>mfw I tell them to pick Atlas
>they start screeching about 'not mobile' or 'just punch man'
>fucking casuals
>Atlas is literally the most based frame
>First, you don't need a weapon. Ever. Think about that. No ammo, no modding hassle, no worrying about crit or status. Just pure unadulterated FIST.
>His passive makes him immune to knockdown. This isn't just about not falling over. This is about *sending a message*. You stand your ground. You are an immovable object.
>Teaching yourself discipline. That's what Atlas is for. You don't zoom past content. You *conquer* it, one perfect punch at a time. It's like a meditative practice.
>His Rumblers? Free bodyguards. They literally draw enemy fire for you. You want a power fantasy? It's having two rock golems taking bullets while you methodically break necks.
>And Tectonics? Not just a wall, anon. It's *defensive architecture*. You can use it to block chokepoints, create cover, or just launch enemies into the void. It's 4D chess.
>He filters out the weak. If you can't appreciate the sheer, unbridled power of pure brawn and geological fortitude, you're not ready for true Warframe.
>You think those weeb frames dashing around are cool? They're coping. Atlas will still be punching Void angels when they're all power-crept into oblivion.
>Punch. Become rock. Infinite money. True enlightenment.
>Don't be a meta slave. Be an Atlas enjoyer.
>Seethe, you mobility-addicted plebs.
>always a /v/irgin asking this shit
>mfw I tell them to pick Atlas
>they start screeching about 'not mobile' or 'just punch man'
>fucking casuals
>Atlas is literally the most based frame
>First, you don't need a weapon. Ever. Think about that. No ammo, no modding hassle, no worrying about crit or status. Just pure unadulterated FIST.
>His passive makes him immune to knockdown. This isn't just about not falling over. This is about *sending a message*. You stand your ground. You are an immovable object.
>Teaching yourself discipline. That's what Atlas is for. You don't zoom past content. You *conquer* it, one perfect punch at a time. It's like a meditative practice.
>His Rumblers? Free bodyguards. They literally draw enemy fire for you. You want a power fantasy? It's having two rock golems taking bullets while you methodically break necks.
>And Tectonics? Not just a wall, anon. It's *defensive architecture*. You can use it to block chokepoints, create cover, or just launch enemies into the void. It's 4D chess.
>He filters out the weak. If you can't appreciate the sheer, unbridled power of pure brawn and geological fortitude, you're not ready for true Warframe.
>You think those weeb frames dashing around are cool? They're coping. Atlas will still be punching Void angels when they're all power-crept into oblivion.
>Punch. Become rock. Infinite money. True enlightenment.
>Don't be a meta slave. Be an Atlas enjoyer.
>Seethe, you mobility-addicted plebs.
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